Monopoly ruined my friendships...

[@aedandotcom]

“You either die poor, or you live long enough to see yourself become poor.” -Traves

[@Mpeace777]

This makes me sad because it makes sense

[@kubu3205]

Deep

[@Macc-do4kq]

He speakin straight facts tho

[@Ornithopter7186]

This is deep it's the deepest thing I have heard

[@allenisangsty2434]

Lil Smart Ass almost as deep as obama

[@jamie_1159]

Pays $200 to gain all of someone’s assets, still loses Art of the deal

[@wanster2010]

666 likes, please dont change this

[@xbobd7125]

S t o n k s

[@tystorm2105]

“It’s not about the money, it’s about making everybody mad.” -Callmecarson

[@uneazypolarb7691]

Democracy

[@normahmansoor2888]

Tsun zu would be proud

[@theguythatasked6400]

*rolls three and five* “They call me 7”

[@tvjam428]

*you

[@fr8mchine622]

@@tvjam428 no you

[@afroyed3295]

@@fr8mchine622 no us

[@chriiiiis]

Medic

[@fr8mchine622]

man communism > capitalism

[@balljaspers5029]

“GIVE ME 50 BUCKS! YOURE POOR! YOURE POOR NOW!” we did it, we eliminated josh from the middle class

[@MsNotorials]

What middle class?

[@Nate-vn8xx]

WE WILL ELIMINATE THE MIDDLE CLASS says an angry gumball watterson

[@danielius2815]

middle class my ass

@@danielius2815 your ass has mass

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

Gumball would be proud

[@supremeleaderaiden1211]

When slimsicle starts a trade deal: “Ah yes, the negotiator.”

[@knox1392]

Slimecicle

[@K1ngBMG]

Slimecicle

[@LoneVII7]

Slimecicle

[@burntbacn]

Slimecicle

[@asphodeile]

Slimecicle

[@kalie669]

"carson, leave prison" "i dont think i will"

[@dontquestionwhyimhere3652]

this didn’t age well

[@rbruce237]

@@dontquestionwhyimhere3652 not one bit

[@wompwompwomp_]

17:42 - 17:45 for anyone who wants the timestamp

[@creathechiboi]

Schlatt, being the businessman that he is, will win without even playing the actual game

[@stinky6521]

crea the chi boi I actually want to see him play !!!!

[@Yasahiro1011]

I want him GONE.

[@vapecatt]

He is worse than Hitler

[@stinky6521]

Zachariah Woller get him on get. him. on. GET. HIM. ON. GET! HIM! ON!

[@Minebama]

@@Yasahiro1011 same

[@lilwelch6000]

“How bad do you want to play the game?” “Charles.” 😂😂😂

[@charlesb2996]

Yes?

[@ValEMato]

"WHAT DO THEY CALL ME?!" "You're seven."

[@MsKimba18]

gabragon *has a 5 and a 3*

[@onutube6392]

You are never six

[@Grace-53]

"Why play the game when you can play the people?" We don't deserve Charlie

[@omlett6482]

That just sounds like a normal round of Monopoly

[@diam0ndminer647]

With extra rabbids

[@dullicecream]

Except your marriage also gets ruined, and somehow 3 people in the family get disowned.

[@edvni2743]

Very epic

[@horowitz8680]

@@dullicecream again, normal monopoly.

[@barackobama6406]

I approve.

[@IanDerp26]

Josh really broke out the “Charles” huh?

[@unholywater8285]

Ian Sousa with the hard "s"

[@archiei683]

I hope that becomes his nickname from now on. It sounds so condenscending

[@charlesb2996]

Did someone summon me

[@normahmansoor2888]

Man just went 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼

[@nobenx]

@@unholywater8285 that just makes me think of someone named CHARLE

[@devenwilliams7165]

Imagine actually paying to win and still losing

[@Ramosious]

every p2w player ever

[@VincentViewer]

Actually pathetic

[@tristeza3831]

dude who cares

[@realgamer4231]

​@@VincentViewer seething at monopoly

[@flemes9615]

Sounds like an ea game

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

Josh: i really just wanna play the game Charlie: how bad? "smiles with malice"

[@keirstynkat]

I googled "Long meatball" and I was very disappointed because the meatballs weren't long enough

[@kefiksprite13]

I would counter to search for "Round Sausage", to try to get meatballs but I'm afraid of Google image search at this point.

[@charliemelton885]

Kefik Sprite severely underrated comment

[@fuzzypops297]

Carson: i will give you $200 Cooper: aight imma head out

[@josephyoseph]

My mans out here paying $200 to lose a card game

[@castle_hill1]

Board* game

[@grimminent]

moral of the story: play monopoly to be isolated from everyone around you who loves and knows you

[@prestonsamson3674]

I dont have to play Monopoly for that to happen. It just kinda happens ya know

[@aristeofonseca1241]

@@prestonsamson3674 I know what your saying

[@justjacob6946]

Who needs monopoly for that I can do it myself just fine

[@s6on]

666th like

[@ChickenWolfe]

Sounds like crack

[@lukazu5046]

Alternative title: Slimecicle holds everyone hostage with trading

[@vomerconch9795]

Schlatt has had his run of being a successful businessman... NOW ITS CHARLIES TURN

[@aaronsimon1465]

atleast charlies not a good 90,000 dollars in debt.

[@mckennaisaperson4058]

@@aaronsimon1465 it’s a joke my man.

[@aaronsimon1465]

I was merely stating schlatts position in economy compared to Charlie's position.

[@mckennaisaperson4058]

@@aaronsimon1465 it was a rude reply to a funny comment. It makes you look like an ares, but I don’t think your trying to be

[@aaronsimon1465]

@@mckennaisaperson4058 I'm sorry, thank you for seeing the good in me.

[@spongeman9024]

Jawsh: I want to play the game so desperately bad Slime: _How bad?_

[@tvjam428]

i need to go to the store to buy some bread

[@xsulferbombx6973]

I need to go to the store and buy bread

[@jacksonkohnke9761]

i need to go to the store so i can am to buy some bread

[@smaple6173]

9:30

[@eknivvvv]

Slimecicle: The Art of the Deal

[@numberonefan8316]

In my opinion, Slimecicle’s deals were the best part of the video

[@gagne6928]

@@numberonefan8316 shut up fanb oy

[@olavisalomaa]

@@gagne6928 Nice one chief, you really got him.

[@michelleobama6629]

I want to play monopoly with you Carson. But without the monopoly and with a gun.

[@carterwhaley948]

can I play miss Michelle obama

[@klevino1179]

Never thought Michelle would be so pissed after barack left the white house

[@will_scarborough6487]

Michelle Obama Does barrack know about this?

[@stillchill2735]

Thank you michelle obama very cool

[@hamza-mohammedyusuf-uddin7024]

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN!!!

[@SertQuos]

I don't think it's the monopoly that ruins friendships anymore.

[@aibmgt511]

True 😞

[@benonthebus7526]

SertQuos 😢😢 of all people Carson did not deserved that

[@re_cell284]

@@benonthebus7526 while repping a misfits shirt in the vid

[@johnpears9558]

Re_Cell that’s probably the saddest part of the vid.

[@ishouldprobablychangemyuse5093]

nah, it's monopoly

[@thebonk_]

He should’ve named this ‘Charlie wants to play the game.’

[@NintendoNerd64]

Wow I didn’t expect you to be here

[@michaelnicotra4361]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[@aidan574]

No way Travis actually has the brains to come second in this. No way

[@l.m.a9288]

ExpertSummer :(

[@gtfokailyn]

how dare you

[@goodjobeli]

@MemesToMp4 lol his name is travis and hes said that traves is pronounced like graves

[@not2hot99]

@@youwontrememberme in the description it days traves tho

[@Macc-do4kq]

Spoiler! AHHHH

[@xbreadguy_1080]

Imagine Carson as a demonic land lord just turning up on your doorstep with a little bell, ringing it and saying “Your rent *IS DUE* “

[@tonn4035]

i dont need to imagine

[@tvjam428]

:|

[@nicolasa.3192]

Nightmare fuel

[@synzose1642]

Why did u just perfectly describe my sleep paralysis demon?

[@_basedgodcudi76_80]

Why demonic?? That's just cringe

[@_BACKBOARD]

Carson: I will pay you 200$. Everyone: *wait, that’s illegal.*

[@elbrudda4407]

Stop with the quotes. They are not unique

[@yungmoneyincorporated601]

Reddit moment

[@dullicecream]

@@elbrudda4407 They don't have to be

[@parkydude]

@@elbrudda4407 Logan: stop with the quotes everyone: stfu

[@hiddensinix2767]

@@elbrudda4407 "Stop with the quotes. They are not unique" -Logan Genao

[@bendriscoll]

4:30 Charlie: "Its not a sausage. It's a long meatball. It's a long meatball." Josh: "IM AWARE. IN AWARE." Carson: 🗿

[@man.758]

Charlie extorts his friends by holding the game hostage.

[@sum4112]

when you already watched this through charlie

[@RefractionMediaServices]

When you write a completely useless comment. Jk I did too shhh

[@kiko258]

When you already watched the stream

[@sum4112]

IXx TSUNAMI xXI thank you mate

[@michelleobamafootcream9292]

Sorry I ment nice

[@michelleobamafootcream9292]

just nice

[@spagooter69420]

"Whatamigonnaget, Open up the next crate." I see you Carson. Ster joke. Xd

[@TheMoroPL]

Yeah, I realized that immediately too

[@jdputt8329]

I’m glad we’ve got a little coalition of culture here

[@elliottgregory3633]

Was praying people saw this joke

[@gracecalis5421]

He is truly the most cultured of gamers.

[@josh2.623]

huh?

[@riskyy9]

Slime: I've never win a game of Monopoly. Carson: Well, get ready to *not* start now! Slime: proceeds to start now

[@josefmilly]

Charlie: **Literally playing the game** Dumpyman: *"Remember when we were playing the game?"*

[@notaweebijustwatchanime.7573]

That is wrong.

[@bruhpopoppoop2759]

@@notaweebijustwatchanime.7573 No

[@Fourleafclover2006]

I like how over half the game is just Charlie and jawsh negotiating over absolutely nothing just to continue

[@JohnGenericName]

That face when you pay $200 to lose a game of Monopoly.

[@RaptorSucc]

Jawsh: did you do it? Carson: no Jawsh: what did it cost Carson: $200 and 5 loooong meatballs

[@CanadianDan854]

Money is only temporary... Fart Club is forever.

[@Bliffenstimmers]

I’ve never actually won or lost monopoly. I’ve just lasted the longest while others quit out of boredom.

[@cell-zb6ux]

the whole video in summary 10% of the video: them playing the game 90%: them just trading

[@tacocat5238]

Carson went from “causing suffering” to “experiencing suffering”

[@cowdawg9491]

At noon, the official weigh-in stunned the crowd: The 1,707-pound, 8-ounce meatball created and cooked on Hilton Head Island was the largest ever recorded, surpassing the previous record of 1,110 pounds, 8 ounces, achieved by the Columbus Italian Club in Ohio.2 Dec 2017

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

That's why us bigfoots never play monopoly out here in the woods

[@beatsbylayne1768]

Bigfoot I love you

[@alterego9791]

@@beatsbylayne1768 gay

[@vcl-eq3vv]

@@alterego9791Might be a female bigfoot

[@that_1_guy_1.0]

Lucas Costa Valença women like men and that’s gay

[@nsgmaverick1318]

no u

[@lib2594]

travis' laugh at 15:07 sent me for like a good 5 minutes

[@luissantiago5163]

5:33 Jawsh is hilarious. Love this dude

[@kaich369]

A great question is brought upon in the video. "How long would a meatball have to be, to become a sausage?" Truly a video for the intellectuals.

[@elliebrown1073]

only like, this long

[@kaich369]

@@elliebrown1073 Oh wow this long? I thought it's that long

[@elliebrown1073]

@@kaich369 approximately 🌭

[@kaich369]

@@elliebrown1073 what if we make it a tiny bit shorter? Oh still a 🌭

[@thendoftime]

12:00 IS SO FUNNY I love jawsh and Charlie

[@joelpygott7523]

We love you carson, Honestly you've helped me get through some really rough patches. I really wish I were able to do the same. I hope you're okay pal...

[@yeehaw2775]

Du du fred

[@rekisimp8707]

Aged like milk

[@mw5803]

@@rekisimp8707 nah we still love him

[@vsaucenou323]

I did the same trade thingy with my dad once, he was broke and I made him trade all of his properties for 1$ and he was like,”This has been the worst trade deal of all time, maybe ever”

[@gabrielkt552]

2:00 Thank you for that star_ reference carson, very cool

[@sushisensei7020]

Who knows how much longer this game would've lasted if Schlatt was there. It would just be back and forth negotiations with Charlie.

[@daniela415]

To be honest I much rather watch Cooper and Charlie meet in the middle with a meatball then watch the "Lady and the Tramp" remake

[@contentperson8971]

What

[@twopunchgaming7806]

Well i imagine it would of had to have been only once.

[@singedpuma1851]

@@twopunchgaming7806 that's illegal

[@FortnuitePro]

Which wife

[@dionotdio]

Shoulda sent her to jail

[@DavidLopez-pc7yg]

Were those two events related?

[@tris3952]

This was 21 minutes of watching the numbers on the trade screen go back and forth Would watch again 11/10

[@laniercasa3134]

“Honey, your monopoly is ruining our marriage” 😂

[@singedpuma1851]

"They call me double sixes" -Carson 2019

[@remydog464]

keep the likes at 6

[@mrcrabskachow3373]

Why’d they call him that

[@Alice-wr8sj]

“They call me double sixes” - double sixes

[@tvjam428]

didn’t know he said that thanks for telling me

[@singedpuma1851]

@@remydog464 shut your mouth

[@ros3yrx114]

If KZbin didn't work out for Slime, I'd say he'd have a future in business trading

[@taigh1100]

I once played monopoly for 12 straight hours on holiday with my family and this video still feels like an eternity in comparison. I am proud of these boys rn.

[@meiyagii]

“Open up the next crate! Whatamigonnaget!” Great, now I miss Star_

[@damonatar]

There's something about your outro that gives me nostalgia

[@bruhpopoppoop2759]

Same lol

[@blazingghost9963]

10:49 Jawsh: I think that's good. Me: Yes Charlie, sell your soul away to the man in the silver hat for 5 dollars

[@thebananarepublic7255]

"Looks like someone will have to mortgage their properties."

[@vince1946]

" A small price to pay for frog mug." Oh crap wrong video

[@CadenProulx]

It's actually "froggy chair"

[@emmar644]

15:09 i haven't laughed that hard in a while lmaooooo

[@bensonmowrey2367]

I was enjoying your video when I got interrupted by a 21 minute video essay ad about the rise of Netflix, the fall of Blockbuster and the state of current entrepreneurship and how it has evolved over time. I actually forgot I was watching Carson’s monopoly video.

[@dittmar104]

Free my man Parking he didn’t do it

[@Strattus19]

7:30 - 7:42 Charlie is taking a page from Schlatt’s book of business

[@Bebzy]

2:00 Is that....is that a STAR_ reference?!?!?

[@calebsherman886]

Carson totally watched Star_ He did the "Opening the next crate, what'm'gonn'get" joke

[@Downloofen]

Caleb Sherman I freaked out when he said that. I miss star_

[@jdputt8329]

Mr. Cleen Meme Machine miss the old star and jerm ;(

[@julianmullan1874]

i don't think that's how he ruined his friendships......

[@tidantoons]

”They call me just visting” - callmecarson

[@Jamby]

- just visiting

[@leocook2072]

I love how Carson casually references ster early on when opening the community chest. Tasteful

[@davidsantiago7808]

make fun of charlie all you want for making those deals, he still won in the end.

[@handeee462]

7:55 When you visit your grandparents

[@eli-yh2vc]

i feel like schlatt and charlie would get along either *very well* or *horrifically badly* in a game of monopoly

[@bigmanbarrett6943]

2019 Monopoly ruined my life 2020 Monopoly is hunting me down 2021 FOX NEWS: Streamer Callmecarson murdered by monopoly man at costume party. Hahaha thank you people I have never had more than 4 likes 😂😂

[@starproduction5584]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5PIdGWtYtp8e7c

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

suddenly its not at a costume party

[@milzyywilzyy9922]

7:30 first the traves lauff and then the carson w h e e z y

[@JoyBoy_618]

Callmecarson: *exists* Everyone: That one didn't age quiet so well

[@iRonkzxy]

I have seen this one before

[@CertifiedRealQ]

“I wanna play the game so bad” “How bad?” That moment holds so much pure strength I cannot imagine to compete with

[@Megasaphire]

9:34 ah yes, the negotiator.

[@aidanpowell9143]

CARSON I LOVE YOUR CONTENT DONT EVER BE SAD this is a threat

[@pedrobueno8265]

8:40 "these *other* clowns"

[@infraredfred4156]

0:10 me and my friends do the same thing but with a guy who likes to jog around the neighborhood and we just cheer him on and clap for no reason

[@hsimone]

Charlie at 7:01: Why don't you also give me money? Carson: *_Idea_*

[@D_MonWT]

3:38 sums up the drama pretty fast

[@generalgreivous2884]

17:37

[@josiahmcelhinney1673]

I miss this so bad

[@Smog1518]

Same

[@his_purpose3]

15:07 whenever Josh makes that voice I can't help but giggle like a little girl

[@ogaucho6235]

Wow, these comments are so funny and innovative, what great minds, absolutely genius

[@msdime_]

this is the third comment I've seen in the past minute saying this exact thing. it's weird how making fun of people for being unoriginal, made yourself unoriginal.

[@williamshakespeare987]

@@msdime_ haha what it must feel like to a victim of irony oh wait fuck

[@tylertucker3]

I love when I’m watching a call me Carson video and hear the outro music slowly fade in so then I know the pain is over

[@gallowglass8307]

I love how monopoly with carson ends up like the elections; two giants brawling it out while the others just spoon feed their giant cash

[@Data-1345]

2:00 I never expected to see a STAR_ reference in this day and age, especially by Carson

[@AllanBrink]

So this is why he stopped talking to those people?

[@marah4847]

yes

[@BillThePillCosby]

I feel like everyone is overlooking the STAR_ joke at 2:00. What a rush of nostalgia.

[@lilackrispy1151]

I love at 18:58 When he Just Laughs with Pure Joy with What He's Done

[@christianjahns5174]

Carson, I noticed you commented on a KZbin video titled ‘fnaf ambience extended’, quote: “Thank youy fnaf” I just want you to know I completely agree, and am happy someone such as you enjoys the ambient noises of fnaf as much as I do!👌🏿

[@JakeOettingersTopGuy]

I was having such a good day

[@michelleobamafootcream9292]

Star Platinum did your day get better?

[@JakeOettingersTopGuy]

@@michelleobamafootcream9292 absolutely not. it got worse with this upload

[@dylndaviln3091]

They predicted the “trade offer” meme

[@knightshift2.065]

I think the misfits merch ruined their friendships

[@onutube6392]

Man this dude can go back and forth between meme lord and normal ish.

[@Qancir]

That was the biggest flex to spend $200 to make his friends mad