These quizzes actually drove us insane...

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Outro:
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These quizzes actually drove us insane...

[@paulsoriano5406]

Me: "Can I use the bathroom?" Teacher: "why didnt you use the bathroom during the lunch break?" Bathroom during lunch break: 9:27-9:38

[@masterdaniel9665]

Underrated

[@Real_Kaedinh]

Literal murders are happening

[@toxaneee]

Your comment is best comment I ever seen

[@whatbraincell5136]

I think I busted a lung

[@user-og7ow3hv2w]

**femur breaks** **screams**

[@LeoGuidi]

“THANOS IS BALD HE CAN’T EVEN MAKE HIM DO PASTA” That’s the best quote I’ve ever heard

[@bigpigeon2384]

Dick hairs. Checkmate atheist

[@Abexian2234]

@@bigpigeon2384 Ass hair. Double checkmate.

[@bigpigeon2384]

AL Lex2234 no he can’t do ass hairs dumbass how will he see what he cooks

[@krok2112]

It took me 5 months to understand the joke. I thought it was just a deep fried shitpost

[@krymal2991]

i don't get it

[@revkun]

I want Cooper saying “ITS CUMIN.” As a notification for whenever something I’ve ordered is being delivered

[@-Mason]

i think he meant something else by that...

[@revkun]

@@-Mason I know

[@heatherperleberg7816]

@@-Mason Go on. Make my day.

[@callm3b333]

buhhhhhh sameeeee

[@soumildusara4500]

Lmao I would pay a good amount of money to get this notification sound so like whenever the driver is coming around the block notification says “ITS CUMIN” and I would laugh so hard that the poor poor poor post mates deliver guy or whatever has to wait until I calm my self down and take the food

[@thecottageinthewoods7316]

I wish it was 2019 again

[@Braums_]

To be honest same

[@eggthing-dx2oz]

2018 was such a good year

[@shakewell42]

me too fam

[@labeastmode25]

😔

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

I wanna be who I was before this.

[@Jackfrommt]

Carson’s laugh is three breaths in, three laughs out.

[@timewellspent8137]

The law of equal exchange

[@limenade3604]

as soon as i read that he did the thing

[@acez6756]

Thanks Obama

[@hamadsajid3444]

Btw 911 likes let's make os stay os that way.

[@Jackfrommt]

Time Well Spent indeed

[@Botlivesmatter00]

The fact that Carson said "Remy" and not the rat just proves that he is cultured.

[@shareefshabani756]

Ashton Smith Thank god he didn't say the rats name was Ratatouille

[@boat4l658]

@Gavin Hogberg its actually not lol... its "Remy"

[@agungrowagus957]

I mean... A rat really just saved the universe by just stepping a buttons and saved Ant-Man... You know the rest.

[@gdsemi5840]

@Gavin Hogberg Uncultured swine

[@tyrunty6187]

Remy only needs hair to operate, not specifically head hair....

[@britishguy682]

That "Sausage Sammy" scene never fails to make me laugh my ass off

[@britishguy682]

🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️

[@britishguy682]

AHHHHHHHHUJBHHHHHHH

[@britishguy682]

I have fake accounts apparently

[@-paralysis_demon]

SAME EVERY TIME I REWATCH IT I LAUGH SO HARD IT HURTS 💀💀

[@ThatSPCharacterNoOneLikes]

“Sir please there’s a line” **GROANS**

[@coopsmcdoops]

That McDonalds roleplay was peak performance. These guys need to be hired as actors.

[@terrorbite2128]

Carson will never get hired anywhere after what happened :(

[@Big_Goob]

I got bad news for you buddy.

[@coopsmcdoops]

@@terrorbite2128 They had a whole career ahead of them

[@fordunfocus]

I got good news

[@sirbirbton]

@@terrorbite2128 Nah if an employer does just a surface level amount of research then they'd see he didn't actually do anything wrong

[@user-xh7bx4je1v]

The whole sausage Sammy bit speed runs the 5 stages of grief

[@its_yaya5782]

And invents entirely new ones.

[@user-xh7bx4je1v]

Its_yaya grief #6 _SAUSAGE SAMMY_

[@ceppoc]

I die equally as much every time I watch that bit

[@hotmojoe2483]

IM GONNA THROW UUUP

[@vb4596]

#5. Birth

[@landon7387]

“he listened to me... I’m in” Most underrated line of the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cross6560]

Landon who said that

[@landon7387]

Mr Dude 10:50

[@purinblade]

Mr Dude Mason

[@Davidpoland2005]

Wasnt funny

[@christophermedrano8806]

Who's underrating it

[@bevrix]

8:58 “Sir, please, there’s a line.” *Procedes to tear a galaxy in half*

[@sumguyiguess7697]

"WE ARE ALL OUT."

[@yeeter7348]

It's honestly depressing to see them getting separated, they really got me through some times.

[@sinistrality7883]

same, they got me through my anxiety in those years, and to see them all go away is just saddening.

[@0peachii]

Charlie: It's not- It's not FUNNY *1 second later* Charlie: *CHEESY HAMBURGER*

[@SchrodringersEclipse]

WTF is your profile picture

[@b3_op103]

@@SchrodringersEclipse 😂

[@death_kaffee]

@@SchrodringersEclipse umm furrys???????

[@sdani.]

@@death_kaffee sonic fans

[@sapphirerose5139]

@@death_kaffee uwu

[@CorBY_SchmorBY]

Carson’s the only person I know who can collectively start world war three over a grape fruit

[@superpigamelol7876]

Bruh

[@fanzy7624]

Breh

[@JlGGLYPUFF]

brah?

[@godlyhax4172]

@@JlGGLYPUFF broh

[@JlGGLYPUFF]

@@godlyhax4172 *B R I H*

[@peterg.mainetti9871]

Highlights I keep coming back to: 0:25 It's CUMIN 2:40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine/Breakup 4:26 "What's even an arugula?" 5:11 Is travis smarter than a 5th grader? 7:05 CHEESE. 7:56 The McDonald's saga begins 8:02 c h e e s y h a m b u r g e r 8:28 McBreakfast/Sausage Sammy 9:31 ???????? 11:00 Literally just a salad 12:52 Dry spaghetti 13:09 I watch The Office 13:50 Find the grapefruit (ft. World War 3)

[@bawicz0]

12:30

[@godrickthegrafted7583]

Thank you

[@GavinFromWeb]

12:42 I CRUSH CLAVICLES

[@ardo3105]

10:13 NO NO NO NO NO NO

[@Olliver666]

As someone who hasn’t finished the video yet the last 5ish have me very concerned-

[@liriksukun2430]

*This is my favorite video that i can't stop watching. 2021 really starting off really bad for me..* Edit: *the return of the king*

[@liriksukun2430]

@@will_1996 it's still gold so ill probably watch it again and again and again

[@chou9303]

i can't stop either, but at the same time i feel hurt...

[@liriksukun2430]

@@chou9303 truth is that the situation is not even that big of a deal, people just made it a big deal because it's Carson.

[@eggplant7799]

@@liriksukun2430 Don’t get me wrong, the thing he did was completely immoral, but they are playing it out to be a way bigger thing than it is. I just feel sorry for him, he’s on his way to a tumble and it’s gonna get bad. Seeing the person who’s helped me through my worst times like this sucks, but I can’t help but feel betrayed. It’s like danplan all over again....

[@liriksukun2430]

@@eggplant7799 agreed..

[@Schnoicky]

Carson: Picks picture of orange Carson’s Friends: *You have chosen instant death*

[@tr3xx836]

**war noises**

[@niteshade1235]

bruh i got in trouble bc i put the clip of cooper yelling “its cumin” on my sc story

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

niteshade123 literally how did you get “””””in trouble”””” for that

[@niteshade1235]

thanos kermit bc my mom was all like “you think i dont know what cum is”

[@lilbroomstick5126]

@@niteshade1235 wow. That sounds like my grandmother.

[@kix2687]

13:10 _I HAVE A PERSONALITY_ _I WATCH THE OFFICE_ _DON’T WORRY GUYS_ _I HAVE A_ _SOCIAL LIFE_ *OH OH OOOH OH*

[@D33foxtrotlpt]

It is literally impossible to not laugh at that

[@kix2687]

D33foxtrotlpt indeed good sir

[@sicko033]

It really demonstrates their mental state

[@mercury6284]

Me trying to convince people that I have friends and a interesting life while sweating profusely knowing that they are right

[@rafaelj8808]

Im going to miss this so fucking much. Edit: *the return of the king*

[@turtleboy-ei1fn]

If you download the video before KZbin removes it you can re-upload it!

[@xeli3046]

@@dense331 wait what?

[@PennyO_O]

@@dense331 Fun fact: James Charles won Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards 2021.

[@PennyO_O]

@@dense331 Yes.

[@rangoon2]

He's innocent but I don't think he'll come back. We can only hope he's doing okay.

[@siddharthkishore4400]

I'm tearing up laughing at this but man do I wish he comes out of the controversy well and continues to give us content like this

[@FBC662]

Ikr he didn’t even do anything that bad

[@shermansmells]

I miss him so much

[@jjd3hner544]

I don’t think we’ll ever get content like this from Carson again, most of the lunch club cut ties with him after everything came out

[@oknoarguement1804]

It’s happening

[@siddharthkishore4400]

@@oknoarguement1804 ?

[@b0NNb0NN]

“Ratatouille isn’t an avenger” Who was the rat who saved ant man?

[@justastrider3252]

*OH SHIT*

[@lemongrabs9338]

That explains the whole movie. It was ratatouille who killed thanos

[@Corghy]

Thy mythologies were right

[@eliotharrell6061]

Wow

[@lryiss9407]

*THE PROPHESY*

[@MunExe]

Veggietales: In the future, humor will be randomly generated. 2019:

[@nqrtzy8765]

мun exe they were right because carson + the gang be robots lol

[@stephenthethiccboi9775]

*_S A L A D_*

[@prodxJJ]

C H E E S E

[@TheCoffeeCrafterMinecraft]

SALAD

[@TiredAkami]

WEED EATER

[@anonymoussmylk]

i love coming back to this video.

[@Emblazened]

Sometimes I rewatch this and my chest hurts. Miss you Carson. Wish things could be like this again. You brought so many funny people together.

[@deichwald23]

Fr he brought so many funny people into my eyes

[@Emblazened]

​@Maizei Bassett 3 MORE DAYS

[@porterpgw6737]

“So that’s about it” *shakes hand*

[@blakeandrews6892]

Mr. Strider SHAKES ASSHOLE TILL IT PROLAPSES

[@kiwi9402]

*Um*

[@masterdaniel9665]

And im not into that.

[@arthurmorgan8902]

"I'm giving birth" "Sir we don't do delivery"

[@BeanColored]

Omg my smooth brain took too long to comprehend this Fucking amazing joke why how did I let myself be this dumb When I finally understood it I screeched/laughed Your joke made my night oml

[@scythxr25]

Thats a reply...

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝘿𝙞𝙂𝙞𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙤

[@tacoandurmom]

@@BeanColored same

[@endielad1585]

STOP MUDERING ME I CAN'T BREEAATHHH AHHAAHAHHA

[@iwantpicturesofspider-man314]

2:39 They said “GAY” like a barber shop quartet.

[@redyoshi777]

I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard at a video.

[@draytonis]

I feel like Carson makes his friends more insane than the quizzes.

[@notjoe4318]

C A R O N

[@draytonis]

profesorcraz 123 fuck

[@toddd7573]

I don’t wanna be that guy, but it’s Carson not Carson’s. I’m want to tell you this early so people don’t go crazy about it in the reply section.

[@prestonpetrill5056]

i saw kingani's video so i decided to try out a quiz and the first one i saw was "choose your favorite cuss words and we'll reveal your favorite sex position"

[@draytonis]

Todd D thanks

[@theaniquiler7248]

"This is the worst comment section" Everyone: *KALE SALAD*

[@lucast1742]

KALE SALAD Jotaro san

[@wiir6447]

this is the best

[@kalpers5175]

TheAniquiler oh god not my name in a salad

[@mrpatoloco6261]

*AAOOOGAAA*

[@crocodinky]

i like how Kale is my nickname

[@wrinkliestdog]

Dude, i miss this so much

[@kelcy1934]

this was my fav callmecarson video and now i’m sad bc everything that’s happening

[@cindydelano968]

@Ellamae Thompson people are over reacting

[@cooldudemcgee4457]

“Bottom right” “BOTTOM RIGHT” *”b o t t o m r i g h t”* *(Armageddon)*

[@jackandfriends1358]

Yo mama so fat thanos had 2 clap

[@MokouDonuts]

Jack And friends ok

[@catycottage]

*world war 3*

[@liarliarimonfire]

Jack And friends he clapped 2 times he had “2 clap”

[@stongfats]

every time he gets it wrong a war starts

[@thecrimsoncomet9917]

"Are you saying Remy is NOT an Avenger?" *cut to scene in endgame where a freakin rat turns on the quantum tunnel in the van*

[@geoboi31]

😶

[@Emilia-tg4lt]

TheCrimsonComet OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT

[@ondriskosakoski7038]

😮

[@c0ldv01d9]

😩

[@alaaxted169]

🤤

[@amazintech]

it’s so hard every time I watch this to not die at “YEAH CAN I GET THE SAUSAGE SAMMY”

[@CelabroSpace]

Coming back to this makes me smile :)

[@kiplingwasafurry1108]

I love how Traves has two modes: 1. “No you chose tetrahedron instead of tetradecahedron.” and 2. “WHAT ARE NOUNS?”

[@cellmax55]

also how to draw a four leaf clover for my alligator

[@mythicrif1921]

It's the same mode

[@spnatter]

And how he asked if Antarctica was the frozen one

[@stational04]

Traves's brain is like a computer

[@nathaniellopez5000]

"grilled cheese"

[@bakescake1254]

*"IM GIVING BIRTH"* "Excuse me?" "Give him a sausage sammy!" "I gotta get him a sausage sammy!" "Its a boy!" *SCREAMS OF THE UNDERWORLD*

[@cruiser1010]

Bakescake 1 *”IM GONNA THROW UP”*

[@gabriel-rj7xb]

what a chaotic segment

[@h4t602]

i cried of laughter during that part

[@UestusBronxton]

I couldn't breathe at that part

[@dirtyharry1259]

Ok Sammy

[@insertname9577]

McDonalds employee: "We gotta get him the sausage sammy!" *The depths of hell opens up*

[@Nobody-707]

Slimecicle saying its not funny and immediately saying cheesy hamburger after is the type of person I aspire to be

[@adamc2957]

me: *flirts at someone* me: *gets flirted back* me: *S A L A D*

[@tobylacey7613]

You got nope

[@runescape108]

You got nope

[@charliemurphy120]

You got nope

[@user-oe4kh2nd5x]

You got nope

[@Kyle-cx9te]

Nope you got

[@bigbiz8075]

“Pick something red that isn’t a tomato” *”A TOMATO”*

[@imonlyokatstuff]

This shouldn’t be funny, but is is. It really is.

[@bigbiz8075]

Batzi Ur what now

[@captaineldeezee1336]

Say a yellow fruit

[@Snowyoaks2]

StagmanMiles umm

[@scrunklypasta]

@The Meme Court r/woosh

[@critical_crunch]

It’s 2023 and this video is still my favorite YT video ever

[@ppeggy45]

3:09 anyone realise that 'thats about it' and 'see ya' were Cr1tikals/Penguinzos ending lines? Lmao.

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

I realized that a couple months ago. That is hilarious

[@spagetnigerian6640]

3:09 bro shut the fuck up. Lmao.

[@dietmilkk]

Those are literally common phrases to every human ever

[@Lolpy.]

Bruh that’s literally just a common phrase

[@evstar2645]

Traves: You chose a tetradecahedron, not a tetrahedron. Also Traves: *w h a t a r e n o u n s*

[@kitteninabag7402]

Carson chose tetrahedron and the right answer was tetradecagon so Travis was also being dumb there too

[@edvardmolnar8013]

@@kitteninabag7402 u saying it wrong

[@kitteninabag7402]

Edvard19 4:38

[@Sam-dk7zl]

You currently have 666 likes. You are the 😈

[@distortion3451]

A noun is a type of word that describes an aaction: flying clicking walking etc......

[@volunteer997]

“get him a sausage sammy” The Official Dwayne the Rock Johnson KZbin Channel: “ok sammy”

[@bravo2675]

Dare use my name in vain

[@narvo69]

^ u gay

[@dr1pryze282]

volunteer 997 B

[@robbytheatomicengineer5749]

i legit just got done watching that episode

[@robbytheatomicengineer5749]

Video*

[@b00k_emdan-o]

I am gonna miss Carson for real. An irreplaceable person but his career will wither away or withdrawal.

[@chaserjohnson2779]

I don't think Carson's career is finished. I'm guessing he'll be out for a year getting help.

[@alexs3322]

@@chaserjohnson2779 that's all we can hope for

[@bonithechubbypotato5100]

@@alexs3322 yes

[@dissmo706]

an

[@gazsotheweirdestdude213]

Wtf are you guy talking bout?

[@gruffbobains1984]

The sausage sammy part was hilarious i restarted that part so many times lol

[@dragasalt7493]

"Yeah, can I get the sausage Sammy?" Me: *And so, it begins.*

[@BlackMetalBroad]

I don't know how often I watched that specific part, I lost count at 14

[@Sammy-go9tf]

Oh shit, I'm Sammy

[@justaboutmcfreakinhadit9571]

ok sammy

[@FinnDG117]

@@Sammy-go9tf then get S A U S A G E

[@hithere-lr2iv]

BlackMetalBroad Why do you want that?

[@prawnfriend7394]

i have never laughed harder than when I heard "I'M GIVING BIRTH" mixed with pure white noise and screaming

[@themold]

Brother Us chunky turrets unite at last

[@LocalHolehead]

@chunky turret Fatty.

[@popcornegg4405]

SlackSloucher no u

[@yrraall]

Who was the one who said I'm giving birth

[@LocalHolehead]

@idk Daddy Mason.

[@cooperlovette990]

i miss 2019. i miss smplive. (as cringe as that sounds lmfao) i miss this so unbelievably much. i miss having the comfort of this channel and new content every so often. i wish carson would’ve just addressed the drama and admitted he made a mistake and just came back. i hope he’s doing well and getting better, honestly.

[@big_fat_nuts123]

smplive > dreamsmp

[@Keevstar]

@@big_fat_nuts123 factual information

[@PastPositive]

I'm pretty sure he did admit the drama and stopped posting for a while just so he could get help.

[@_NmS]

bro i miss this group, it's sad they have gone each their way

[@dgawnsu6488]

I don’t think I laughed harder to the word “Sausage Sammy”

[@basilmybeloved9636]

S A U S A G E S A M M Y

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

it's one comma away from "Can I have your Sausage Sammy?" to "Can I have your Sausage, Sammy?"

[@ribbit5037]

That's two words, boomer

[@bruhdestroyer3051]

That's two words, boomer

[@bluebro827]

That’s two words, boomer

[@KarmaStar]

"I HAVE A PERSONALITY, I WATCH THE OFFICE. IT'S OK, I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE." "AAAH AH AAAAAAH AHHHH" Best part of the whole video

[@brendanp1928]

Bruh that over the SAUSAGE SAMMY. ARE YOU DUMB

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

KarmaStar I agree!

[@cherrisoda892]

BRUH OVER THAT OVER SAUSAGE SAMMY?

[@AAAAAA-rd8zh]

Dude I fucking c a c k l e d with the Big Time Rush theme

[@joeru3276]

IM WOKE IM WOKE IM WOKE IM WOKE

[@sillycatgirlnya]

i return to this every once in a while and just laugh nonstop

[@raverayan]

Me too lol, there's not a lot of fun stuff to watch anymore on youtube. At least for me....

[@jeffgiraffe1692]

"Mason, You mind telling me what you're doing in the nurse's office?" "IM GONNA FROW UP"

[@mmom7633]

" *I HAVE A PERSONALITY.* " " *I WATCH THE OFFICE,* " " *ITS OKAY.* " " *I HAVE* *_A SOCIAL L I F E_* " _o h o h ohOH ooooooohhhh_

[@plasticglove3478]

13:16

[@mcorder52]

I read this comment before watching the video and had never been more confused in my life lmfao

[@wooogie672]

I literally lost my mind

[@moodydolphin7325]

yes i re quoted someone in the video in the comments, I'll take my 1K fucking likes now, i am the king of comedy,

[@thenerd173]

Why did I immediately recognize those oh's as the big time rush theme? lmao (I hadn't watched that part yet)

[@CheckerDX]

*”CAN I GET THE UH- SAUSAGE SAMMY-“* killed me.

[@thomasc.4637]

Yes

[@mrr4067]

Do you want cram? Yes.

[@goooce]

*C R A M* The part when Carson clicked on Sausage Sammy killed me. That screech tho.

[@NintendoNerd64]

Yeah uhhh can I get uhhh mcbreakfast?

[@spiritedbot3051]

One bucket of cram. Can I buy 1 bucket of cram. And maybe can u throw in a cram sword?

[@KillerKoifish]

Mason giving birth kills me everytime first time I watched it I was crying so hard

[@weird874]

I would pay to watch this for the first time again

[@chrismac1507]

Lmao it's my favorite video of all time

[@vomerconch9795]

FOR THE LAST TIME, HIS NAME ISN’T RATATOUILLE, IT’S RATATOUILLE’S MONSTER

[@mickeywilcox4336]

This joke is layered and funny. Well done.

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Lmao

[@Nothing-1w3]

@@mickeywilcox4336 do you know what also has layers?

[@mickeywilcox4336]

A salad?

[@Nothing-1w3]

@@mickeywilcox4336 *o g r e s*

[@Ace-385]

I HAVE A PERSONALITY. I WATCH THE OFFICE. IS OKAY. I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE- **BIG TIME RUSH THEME PLAYS**

[@doomsycth4476]

13:15

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Ive never laughed harder than watching this clip, rewinding 5 seconds, and repeat

[@r3d_r0b1n]

WOAH OH OOOH OH

[@ciover4026]

@@r3d_r0b1n Make it count, play it straight, don't look back, don't hesitate.

[@r3d_r0b1n]

@@ciover4026 when your going big time

[@interrexclamacion]

In most videos about buzzfeed quizzes, the humour revolves around the ridiculousness of the quizzes themselves, however, this video takes an immediate left turn into the realm of pure absurdity.

[@pufferfishstar5121]

Damn I remember laughing so hard I couldn't breathe everytime I watched this. now it just seems different

[@vicky-qc7ps]

𝑦Ⓤ🄷 🅲𝗮𝙣 𝓲 ᘜ乇ㄒ ል s҉a҈s͜͡a͜͡g͜͡e͜͡ s̸a̸m̸m̸y̸?̸

[@mayo921]

@@kluup1081 *B̷̺͉̦̾̌̍R̶̜̦̱̫̞͆͌͌̒J̵̩̋̽S̶͍̲̀̆̾̌͠Ḧ̶͔́͂͗̽͝A̴͎͉͇͑J̴̡̉̓͊͝A̸̼̭̙͓͖͗̊̏̇̓H̵͓̟̲̍͋̓́*

[@hithere-lr2iv]

Why do you want that?

[@definitely_vincible]

mayo *IM GIVING BIRTH*

[@dr_c_ttt]

_-FOOD BROKE-_

[@idontknowwhattoput.6571]

yes

[@aswayalmao]

EDIT: We are reciting lines from the video in the replies so do it too 8:44 *”Y E A H C A N I G E T T H E S A U S A G E S A M M Y ?”*

[@monkeyhook6856]

“Sir, please there’s a line.”

[@RandomBreads]

Yeah can i get a cheesy hamburger

[@RandomBreads]

@d-dog bork and some alien nuts with it

[@masterdaniel9665]

@@monkeyhook6856 **GROANS**

[@aswayalmao]

MasterDaniel did you just eat the McDonald’s intercom?

[@megablaziken8572]

Even to this day I still have the salad as my phone lock screen and background.

[@itsNinjaKiddo]

My god, it's been a year already I remember seeing "uploaded 34 mins ago" as if it was yesterday

[@koolkid5223]

Mom: Hey, I’m gonna go get some McDonald’s. Do you want anything? Me: Yeah, Can I get a Sausage Sammy and some Potato Fingers?

[@diediedice]

C H E E Z Y O N M Y P E E N I E

[@CyberDragonArt]

And the Hand Sandwich pls!

[@eye-nb4sq]

Can I get-uh mcpick 2?

[@absolute6952]

Sorry we don’t serve McBreakfast at this time.

[@connor7648]

hand sandwich

[@jhinjhiminji9128]

Carson has 3 different forms of laughter: Chuckle, Helium escaping from a balloon, h O N K

[@johnthereposter5242]

WTF XD

[@hellhoundwoman]

Also goat laugh lol

[@ohhi5752]

Liz and?

[@occidere5792]

Yes

[@l3gacy630]

@@johnthereposter5242 goat mode laught

[@icycheese950]

I like how Carson is just constantly chuckling during the ad

[@awesomedude2750]

“Thanos is bald, so he can’t even make him do pasta”

[@thomastrainer2681]

“It looks like you’d be eating ash” *The perfect after heist snack*

[@ethanwiebe5739]

Smiles in hitler

[@chrispg51]

How can you eat them if you’re back flipping?

[@bobbyhuffstetler9197]

Is that before or after you turn red?

[@yalter]

This guy podcasts

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

I snorted someone's grandma

[@faereman]

"What is a noun ?" "Is Antartica the frozen one ?" Oh boy xD

[@kingchickenwing4887]

I genuinely can't tell if Traves is just joking or if he's actually slow.

[@user-ql6cy3cg8r]

@@kingchickenwing4887 a bit of both

[@redmist6630]

13:04 when *GUAC* is *EXTRA*

[@PhoenixAce]

No he’s high af

[@Cytise91]

Man you do not understand how much i miss 2019

[@gandpork]

This reminds me of salader times

[@danakrygier8369]

I finally understand what Charlie means when, “Thanos is bald, he can’t even make him do pasta”. Remy controlled Linguini by his hair to make pasta. Thanos is bald. Charlie is an intellectual.

[@expiredmilk4733]

big brain shit

[@unkind_grape9077]

Just gotta go up his ass

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@unkind_grape9077 control him via his ass and ball hair

[@unkind_grape9077]

Carl, Wheezer of souls ah yes I see you have more the half a Brian cell to

[@user-xh7bx4je1v]

He just gotta bend the chin folds

[@oops3798]

*Employee Dying* *"IT'S A BOY!"* _"I'm gonna throw up"_

[@vinnie5895]

*yes*

[@taraomnes9345]

Well thats carson for ya

[@Ernie57]

*Hyperventilates*

[@bzboy21]

*9:32* Timestamp to the Moment.

[@Ernie57]

Busyboy 21 thank you

[@syxq1459]

It’s really sad knowing we are never going to get a video like this one ever again

[@southnoon5808]

Time for my yearly Carson binge

[@jay-bs3tf]

“scroll down” “scroll back up” “scroll down...” *_” c h e e s e “_*

[@Stinker0610]

*c h e e s y* *h a m b u r g e r*

[@jeffersonsosa5714]

Ꮥ ᕱ u Ꮥ ᕱ g ꂅ Ꮥ ᕱ ო ო Ꭹ

[@LarissasExotics]

@@jeffersonsosa5714 §ąų§æğə §åmmý

[@realitybenderd.d.g7904]

MmmmMMMMmm

[@image_not_uploaded]

ɦ ǟ ɨ ʀ ʏ ռ ʊ ɢ ɢ ɛ ȶ ֆ

[@masterzoroark6664]

Traves is just a preschooler who somehow evolved into an adult...

[@srohitkumar1599]

woof

[@andrewthomasprism9388]

He got leveled up on Victory Road.

[@D33foxtrotlpt]

They just spawned as a adult with no childhood

[@Misanthropolis]

Sooo...a millennial?

[@hotmilkfromgod]

Kristers Feldmanis everyone knows anyone born after 1993 cant cook, all they know is mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie 😡

[@pixelduck9434]

The "I'm gonna throw up" will always make me explode

[@formerly_escapebyday2423]

my favorite was when cooper so graciously unleashed the souls of the damned from the underworld while helping a mcdonald’s customer give birth

[@KillBuukuPlayers]

I think you mean Charlie

[@sammybienenstock5127]

H20 deilerious GIVE BIRTH

[@amberlarch7922]

No one: Carson and his friends: going apeshit over *salad*

[@narvo69]

yes

[@theratman6718]

s a l a d

[@narvo69]

*_KALE SALAD_*

[@savage_xxotsxx5950]

Grilled McChicken Salad

[@amberlarch7922]

@@savage_xxotsxx5950 the only salad to e v e r e x ist

[@suniscopper]

" I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE **big time rush plays** " is when i lost it

[@sparkythecat]

SAME XD

[@bug_plug5415]

*13:18*

[@eindeed]

600th like

[@rosebuds_and_strawberries]

I cannot like your comment... It is at 666.. Its too perfect...

[@bug_plug5415]

@@rosebuds_and_strawberries nah you can like it now someone broke the 666 mark anyways

[@jachrispy8302]

it has been 4 years since i first say this video and my desktop background continues to me that salad

[@_soothsayer_]

"Thanos is bald, he can't even fuckin make him do pasta" is a great out of context quote

[@_BACKBOARD]

Carson’s Millennial boyfriend would be remy.

[@GoldenBeans]

ratatouille really be an avenger though, he saved antman from the quantum realm

[@mewnamola]

isn't ratatouille the name of the dish and the rats name is remy

[@burnpygmalion39]

dude his name is remy

[@honeycomb937]

"aCtUaLLy iT's fRaNkEnStEiN's MoNsTeR" how y'all look

[@_BACKBOARD]

@strangeling thanks I forgot lol

[@chorus0572]

Carson sounds like he's about to laugh during the entire Honey ad

[@hayden9384]

David dobrick type ad

[@gniel4779]

Hayden Ray yeah I picked up that

[@urmomgaylol4012]

honey actually seems useful tho

[@chaoticgoodcreations947]

Like "pfff honey thinks its good enough for my channel"

[@hotmojoe2483]

he’s about to laugh whenever he speaks

[@NoobyNot]

I miss watching this group make videos together

[@NANOGOODdisc]

Same

[@thenecromancer4113]

Carson: *uses words* Everyone ever: ThAt DiDn'T aGe WeLl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justjack4923]

Funny comment.

[@kirboderbo3988]

Everyone is dead

[@tables4life104]

Same

[@caroomgg]

i started convulsing with laughter i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything that funny in my goddamn life

[@novavirus7497]

genuine tears

[@egglips3541]

Oh my god I was gonna burst it’s 2 a.m and I’m tryna be silent but I’m dying

[@kaydenw7229]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that Carson hasn’t posted in about 2 months?

[@limlamlemlemons9093]

He's been busy with his lady

[@lilcritic3260]

He has on his live channel

[@Aidan2889]

we do not speak about times like that

[@milkablemalenia8885]

its because this is basically just his 2nd channel, and CallMeCarsonLIVE is just his main channel now

[@lilcritic3260]

@@milkablemalenia8885 yep

[@christians4854]

The fact the rat was instrumental to their success in Endgame makes this so much better.

[@Judoka-hw8pf]

Ah yes simple times

[@Milton08]

This was it, the 14 beers at chilli's bad ending

[@Judoka-hw8pf]

@@Milton08 yep I went on Twitter and that was my exact thought

[@Michael-rx4gw]

These videos don't feel the same anymore because of what happened, It's a shame.

[@ObamaToyreviews]

Carson in 2014: “welcome to the ice bucKet challenge!” Carson in 2019: “can I get a *s a u s a g e s a m m y?* “

[@noah9373]

_ liv u know Carson didn’t say sausage sammy

[@ObamaToyreviews]

xd nebz1465 I know, I was talking about like what his videos leveled up to

[@comedicgenius6792]

Brother!

[@linus5597]

Mr.Obama father Obama what is your last name

[@wildfire9280]

@@linus5597 rasputin

[@justclover6123]

It went from “Mcbreakfast” to “I’m giving birth” way too fast

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙣𝙨

[@gamerf1uid]

*hyperventilates in pain*

[@triggerhappydan736]

I literally almost threw up from laughing at that part of the video

[@evanballard983]

It wasn’t fast enough..

[@cupcakegaming882]

I was WHEEZING for that entire part 🤣

[@nelly6016]

This is the funniest Carson video ever

[@petnamedsteve6794]

It’s embarrassing how often I reference this video in a day