The Balatro Cryptid Mod Is Ridiculous

This mod is really good. Like its so unbalanced but weirdly well balancedly so?? I don't get it but its really fun I've played it a bunch more since finishing this video. Probably why it took so long lol. More stuff soon im working on it.
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#balatro

[@shizune_]

Fun fact: If you manage to keep all 52 cards of a standard deck of cards and play it, I kid you not, you'll play "the entire fucking deck"

[@AzureLlama]

Even better is that the associated planet card is "The actual fucking universe"

[@ShieldLover22]

tried this, and didn't work. Maybe its apart of a different mod I have missed. or maybe an older version?

[@anida_boi]

@@ShieldLover22 older version

[@justadude450]

​@@anida_boi They need to bring it back

[@krisp6255]

​@@ShieldLover22 Only there on the latest dev release iirc Can't just get it from the releases page, it was never removed though

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563]

I will... level with you, this is truly, truly abysmal gameplay. Multiple times I witnessed you take the absolutely worst possible decisions, and every time I died a little inside. You've earned a subscriber.

[@aidenjam-y3z]

after doing a quick google search, a bulwark is a hand where you play 5 rankless and suitless cards, so essentially 5 stone cards, a clusterfuck is a hand where you play 8 cards that don't contain a pair, a flush nor a straight and an ultimate pair is playing 2 two pairs but each two pair has to be a single suit, so a two pair of spades and a two pair of hearts as an example.

[@ezzzzyyy]

Least optimal balatro run world record

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

Heads up, that calc screan wasn't infinitr, it was just going to take a long time. Remember, you retriggered all your jokers 16 times

[@tannerj1557]

You'll be able to make even crazier runs, I tell ya. The rabbit hole is even deeper than you think. Have fun!

[@night1hal1]

You are the worst Balatro player I've ever seen. You played on the second-most broken deck in the entire mod and still managed to lose five times in a row. Thanks for the video, though. It's fun watching people's first reactions to this mod.

[@resurrection124]

agreed lmao

[@lisatroiani6119]

4:48 those are supposed to always be eternal (so basically you’d be sacrificing a joker slot for money)

[@C0ron4Cat]

i thought the people in the comments were being mean before i saw 5:23 and haha thats so funny lol

[@millie_the_beetle]

lol haha thats so funny haha lol (also i think royal flush didnt work because thats just a type of straght flush, other than that secret hands have to be unlocked before thatll work with them)

[@karim9486]

1:15:10 double e is just e squared (e^2) but has limited real use in mathematics. Please do not give out such false statements again, they are very hurtful and damaging to some audiences.

[@karim9486]

What is the number ? The number  (approximately 2.718) is a fundamental mathematical constant. It is the base of the natural logarithm and arises naturally in many areas of mathematics, especially in calculus, probability, and complex numbers. Why is  so important? 1. Growth and Decay: It describes continuous growth and decay processes, such as population growth, radioactive decay, and interest compounding. 2. Calculus: The function  is special because its derivative is itself:  This makes it essential in solving differential equations. 3. Euler’s Identity: It appears in the famous equation:  which links five fundamental mathematical constants. 4. Probability & Statistics: It plays a key role in statistics, including in the normal distribution and exponential distributions. Why doesn’t “double ” exist or have significance? Unlike numbers like  or , doubling  (i.e., ) does not produce any particularly special mathematical property or relationship. While you could define it, it wouldn’t have the deep connections and natural occurrences that  itself does. In contrast, something like  is significant in trigonometry (as it represents a full circle in radians), but there’s no similar need for  in mathematical theory.

[@Wapako]

5:23 was my favorite part ! Wait... this is not the end of the video Anyway, imagining losing in a broken Balatro mod lol

[@karim9486]

0:00 was my favorite part ! Knowing I had 1 hour 17 minutes and 40 seconds of DH.

[@karim9486]

0:00 genuinely when I realised I really liked the video

[@zodour]

take a shot every time he says "what's this?"

[@karim9486]

Bro warning u have got some of us really drunk

[@Sllandre]

That glitchy-looking epic joker whose description just switches between a bunch of random stuff is the reason why all the things were glitched in the store towards the end. Not finished watching yet, but... Yeah, that's what was doing it.

[@Sllandre]

Oh, and you figured it out right after I commented

[@shizune_]

I've also seen instances of it duplicating every joker that you have in your joker slots when you sell it

[@partynoob2012]

My favorite decks are Equilibrium, Misprinted, Astral, and Code because Code Deck can break with 1 Seed, Misprinted can just score you lime 20 hand size for no reason, Astral is literally exponents galore, and Equilibrium because yes

[@Krowski]

god i cant wait for you to find JIMBALL

[@josiah228]

15:24 genuinely when I realised I really liked this video

[@karim9486]

0:00 genuinely when I realised I really liked this video

[@josiah228]

@karim9486 'saw thumbnail' genuinely when I realised I really liked the video

[@karim9486]

@@josiah228 When ‘Dh uploaded a video notification comes’ genuinely when I realised I first liked the video

[@anaiprogram5113]

Dang that first run was gonna be amazing. 2 chances to create joker slots.

[@karim9486]

Bro is actually such a cool KZbinr

[@simonthomsen5679]

LOL haha, thats so funny haha, LOL. 5:23 this is my favorite part, its the end of the video

[@Comik_07]

5:23 haha wow thats so funny

[@myspinalchord1871]

?

[@SSS_Rank_Recapper]

Legends say it is still calculating

[@uso9375]

watching you not know how to use exploit was painful lmao

[@millie_the_beetle]

37:08 read the boss blind

[@4_0_4_0]

btw the calculation at the end would have never ended since mario retriggerd mario so every joker was just exponentially getting retriggerd, congrats

[@enternamehere6706]

lol haha thats so funny haha lol

[@ajiyuu7]

i bet you didnt like and subscribe. fake fan

[@karim9486]

Who r u, r u a fake fan???

[@redacted_to_surpass_metal_gear]

Good video

[@justadude450]

Since it exploded you didn't see it but Error makes all cards glitched and if you sell it it makes a glitched copy of all of your other Jokers

[@partynoob2012]

This mod needs to have like 38 different hand types and adequate reason to main EACH of them for a whole run Also SWEET thumbnail!!! I dont like the lack of balatro noises thooo.....

[@BigDh]

Sorry about the noises it stopped recording them when the game crashed LMAO

[@ajiyuu7]

THUMBNAIL ARTIST HERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME WAAA I LOVE YOU

[@partynoob2012]

@BigDh ah. Makes sense. THIS video was awesome!

[@partynoob2012]

@ajiyuu7 no problem it's awesome!!!

[@partynoob2012]

@BigDh hey DH the jokers that cover "weird" hand types have the hand itself on its cover. Clusterf$$k is 8 random unrelated cards, ultimate pair is basically either 4 suits of pairs or a pair of 4 O. A Kind I forgot and the other one was just literally 5 stone cards or anything else that is rankless or suitless

[@milkman4407]

You’re right, you’re not bad at BALATRO, you’re TERRIBLE at it

[@BigDh]

it was just the bit trust me I swear im not terrible im not I swear

[@fishydids]

​@BigDhare you sure you don't have a crippling two pair addiction

[@fishydids]

(For a proper explanation on why you shouldn't be playing two pairs, they have only 2 base mult which is literally the exact same as a pair and half of what you get from midtier hands like flushes, straights and full houses. This means it has really poor scoring unless you have +mult to counteract this flaw)

[@karim9486]

It’s @BigDh but I think he might

[@-_---__-_--...__--]

5:23 this ws my favourite part

[@4_0_4_0]

boosting algorithm rq

[@MkGaming05]

Wait… this isn’t subway surfers !?

[@BigDh]

It is just look really closely like go 1cm from your screen and then open your eyes really wide and hold for 1 hour

[@karim9486]

#BigDh is best KZbinr ever ❤❤❤

[@Carmenorclaire]

1:13:30 diabolical

[@arkhaic1792]

28:07 😭😭😭

[@karim9486]

😭

[@Dimensional_Parasite]

Waiting for jens almanac now (it comes with cryptid but i reccomend version 0.3.0 because 0.4.0 is really buggy and crashy)

[@Necrodoge]

vod watchers skip ahead 17 hours

[@arelysmedina5008]

lol haha that's so funny

[@boopsboops9955]

ONLY E E6 ! ! ERM ACTUALLY I JUST HIT E6.042#266!! but actually good video though. try jens almanac next (have fun)

[@BigDh]

ooh ill try thanks

[@hexturne]

jens almanac is the most insane shit i think ive ever seen in a game

[@karim9486]

Omggg it was so insane, like honestly DH couldn’t handle

[@shizune_]

lol haha that's so funny haha lol

[@crazicta]

lol haha thats so funny haha lol

[@karim9486]

Can I be you’re boyfriend pookie 🫶🏻❤❤😮👅🥺🥺

[@ajiyuu7]

what if............. hear me out................. what if i be youre boyfriend instead🫶🏻❤❤😮👅🥺🥺

[@ajiyuu7]

pookie... please reply. theres a centipede in my desk and it wants to take my place

[@scumbaglootgoblin3197]

I greatly enjoyed the video. Well done! Also, what is up with these copy-paste comments?