The Best Comedians in Minecraft

[@handsanitizer7440]

“ “, Jschlatt - 2019

[@chickeno0dlesoup]

😔 relatable 😩🤚😳👊

[@dantethespoon1087]

@@chickeno0dlesoup I felt that 😍🥰😭👏😫🤗😝

[@wasder-xm5so]

that's a really smart comment

[@edacityescalus7305]

A man of many words 😢😭

[@Noliverity]

So much inspirational words...

[@井雯暄]

“this is my stepladder” “i never knew my real ladder”

[@lolsadboi1238]

holy fuck I finally got it

[@amaz1ngja8]

ha ...

[@amaz1ngja8]

@@lolsadboi1238 dye

[@amaz1ngja8]

die*

[@amaz1ngja8]

im not stupid i swear

[@goodjobeli]

this is so old that the critically acclaimed play, _the plight of man_ , hasn't even been written yet.

[@SaaBAroS]

Some Crazed Nerd i was thinking when he was building i was like nah his the one area the play went down smh carlson hiding content from us

[@Bobo.dacious]

F

[@tad3937]

c r i t i c a l a c c l a i m

[@yugitrump435]

What's sad is that this isnt just a little bit old. Its several months old lol

[@koastest]

*your profile photo*

[@MrNickPlaysminecraft]

Carson was truly right when he said this would be a classic video on the channel, this is my 5th time watching it.

[@lurker5002]

Only your 5th?

[@MrNickPlaysminecraft]

MrWhiskers 6th now :P

[@John_Stuhlmacher]

fr. One of my favorite videos on Yt

[@lucya3215]

Honestly, every month or so I come back and rewatch all the classic smplive videos: this one, the schlattcoin one, the first two of carson's, etc. I have probably watched all of them over thirty times.

[@ipromiseimtrying]

What a classic

[@Crazybean2012]

Something about Schlatt's presence and timing makes him so oddly funny all the time

[@Meeminator]

!

[@loglog7]

I love him but fuck I hate the screaming and mic boosting. Which is over half of what he does.

[@plantpoyo]

@@loglog7 whats wrong with the *FUNNY MIC*

[@larrz4889]

Yeah and sometimes his presence can emit dangerous radiation which causes him to turn into god and recreate the story of Adam and Eve but with the mighty volcano of hell and taking lives to make him slaves

[@yuthful]

but have you ever listened to swaggersouls play anything when hes high

[@dcast4944]

Phases of the comedy: Phase 1: one joke Phase 2: half a joke Phase 3: no joke Phase 4: the other half of the joke

[@KFCGAMING55]

Phase 5: badly made joker quotes

[@AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro]

It’s like the moon

[@astrossarave]

You guys ever diet?

[@KFCGAMING55]

@@astrossarave I saw two vegans arguing on Twitter the other day

[@demenetori7976]

@@KFCGAMING55 damn fake veggies beefin'

[@f0nk3m0n]

"this is my step ladder, I never knew my real ladder" is quite possibly the funniest sentence I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.

[@f0nk3m0n]

@Tyler Reed me too at first

[@drip_mg3466]

Hehe I don't get it

[@jeffreyulman5969]

Cayden T. It’s like “this is my step father, I never knew my real father”, but the joke comes from step ladder being the standard name of the item

[@antonkaagthorndahl4484]

@@jeffreyulman5969 well now the joke isn't funny anymore, *you moron*

[@conspicuousorb2407]

Gibby Fkn Dies I like ladders

[@timmitytom]

Listening to Carson laugh is like listening to an entire audience laugh.

[@BrassWing]

That's actually a perfect description of his laugh

[@anyalaASMR]

he’s a man with 50 voices

[@imaginewagons1675]

Now his laugh only brings pain

[@squam5849]

I don’t think he’s laughing anymore...

[@TheResidentevilfan99]

thing is Carson's laugh makes everyone laugh lol

[@cronchy_leaves3192]

Jschlatt: * exists * Everyone: h i l a r i t y

[@the_realwill_6975]

Razdon

[@gavinh6076]

premium content

[@thecullergray]

TastesLikeA Wall funny

[@abusedkazooie1548]

Clinton?

[@gavinh6076]

@@abusedkazooie1548 hilarity

[@mobybrick2357]

Imagine being able to make a full room laugh just by existing

[@plutosplanet4067]

Moby Brick 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝?

[@notklouds-3177]

I wish

[@jasonvolkanov3123]

I already had. *punches the mirror*

[@michaelweiske702]

@@plutosplanet4067 how the -fuck- did you get the *courier* font, _bro_?

[@JackTheBreadGuyOfficial]

You guys ever _diet_ ?

[@myrrhman44]

it's like Schlatt lives _in_ the game, his presence is so powerful

[@-.-...---7]

He is schlatt after all. A mere mortal cannot comprehend his presence.

[@myrrhman44]

@@-.-...---7 a mortal cannot handle the power of the [ S C H L A T T C O I N ]

[@chistosquisto9079]

You know what they call him?

[@myrrhman44]

@@chistosquisto9079 what do they call him?

[@chistosquisto9079]

they call him Mr Minecraft

[@GINGANTHROPY]

Call me carson drama? 2021? Dream smp? What are you talking about? Carson just finished The and he's gonna hold a talent show on SMP live!

[@soccerking4468]

😭

[@kxvux5032]

I wish man.....

[@saltier1976]

amen

[@oliverbrothers689]

Hey! Wake up. It’s 2019

[@chaha3431]

@@oliverbrothers689 as the one song says wish I could turn back time

[@Infinite_Archive]

For some reason, I can't imagine Carson ever sleeping.

[@pubjubz]

He doesn't. He stands dormant above traves while he's sleeping.

[@gawactic3398]

@@pubjubz i see you have read the goople as well

[@crabcakes5346]

TheCameronMaster464 in Carson’s canon, he actually stays up and never sleeps. What he does is laugh at forever alone memes and eat hot chip

[@captainobvious.29yearsago70]

@@crabcakes5346 I am in pain

[@_Phantasm]

He eternally watches his victims every move and action

[@king_rhoam_412]

Jschlatt: "This is my stepladder." *5 mins later* Jschlatt: *"I never knew my real ladder."*

[@zovius4665]

before watching this video I thought the "5 mins later" was exaggerated now I know that there was actually a 5 minute gap

[@axelotlee_]

bro what was the vod for this one

[@ilikechez5775]

Timestamp?

[@generallyupset4172]

It's funny because this was the joke said in the video

[@king_rhoam_412]

Generally Upset some people aren’t as smart as us, like the guy who only said “Donuts”

[@hellmo6087]

When i see them talking about their chats and how they're dumb i just imagine some little goblins running around screeching and carson is their master

[@surreal9583]

Pretty accurate

[@crumcho899]

*joko doesn't like this comment.*

[@Sparkle8205]

I HATE THAT THIS IMAGERY IS NOW PLASTERED INTO MY MIND

[@VinkGD]

You have no idea how true this statement is.

[@ThatGuyCanmanNC]

*you have failed the goblin check*

[@TerraStorm]

schlatt is so funny that he only needs to exist and everyone dies of laughter

[@chextheroyalbastard3495]

His existence is hilarious. This is a joke, he’s a good guy and I respect him

[@captainrick4513]

You know me, man.

[@Mattress_Topper]

@@captainrick4513 no I don’t

[@creeperjo7]

Schlaughtter

[@waylonmiller2474]

Jschlatt: tells joke Carson: doesn’t laugh Also Carson: zooms in on face and falls on the floor laughing

[@PhoenixAce]

That’s how you know he’s a rare breed of human

[@rust_guyy]

foot: do not question the *E L E V A T E D* one

[@Cheese-xf2nj]

R kelly

[@earthbrother4549]

comment: makes me laugh

[@ericcross7692]

Clearly you do not understand this form of humor, Carson is the most abstract being to have ever existed and he is beyond understanding, a Chad such as yourself will never understand

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

Jawsh: oh is this balsamic? Carson: *W H E E Z E*

[@antonkaagthorndahl4484]

Shroud face: *exists* Carson: *F O O T*

[@unaisqureshi5812]

Schlatt: *states things* Carson: Now this is comedy gold.

[@urarakaochako6985]

anyone else: *laughs * carson: *WHEEZE* ***C R U N C H***

[@bugfriendz]

*this stream is so far in the backlog jesus carson*

[@bugfriendz]

@Stanislav Hronek this comment had absolutely no right to blow up like it did it was a stupid nitpick but yeah, i agree-- it seems so much new but they're actually pretty damn far ahead of this stream

[@Gamerpro2020]

@Stanislav Hronek this came before the talent show, you can tell because he's still building it at the beginning of the vid and schlatt says at the beginning of the talent show vid they agreed the first half jokes were funnier

[@loganpaulapologyvideo2971]

varelsi smp live ended so yeah this is so far back

[@raiser4068]

@@loganpaulapologyvideo2971 wait what

[@loganpaulapologyvideo2971]

@@raiser4068 yeah smp live has ended check some of the other channels they blew up spawn as well

[@user-om4mp5nd5u]

29:40 What other people see when I remember a joke from 5 hours ago

[@lotto5498]

Finally, a "2 months ago" comment that isn't about Fitz and Carson.

[@liamkoster744]

I'm convinced traves has lost his mind

[@Areszues42]

@@liamkoster744 wtf was he even laughing at😂😂😂

[@thiccybapbap5495]

@@Areszues42 you replying to a comment from eight months ago

[@caelandgarcia3]

@@thiccybapbap5495 lol

[@ashley431]

i’m literally gasping for air laughing at jschlatt’s acts

[@Matt-gl8ov]

*walks up and stares into nothing for 10 seconds*

[@JaHasonn]

i never knew my real ladder

[@notklouds-3177]

Just his presence is enough to make me laugh

[@user-fk1ew3kg8r]

i did but now i have watch it so many times that it just doesn't work as much but it's still funny

[@ignasuzupis5814]

I died.

[@plague8638]

"You ever diet" *stares intensely at carson for a while*

[@Gaming_Legend2]

now that is funny

[@SaberRiko]

'What color?'

[@dylanlangley3439]

I don't understand this joke

[@KFCGAMING55]

If walmart is always decreasing its prices, why isnt anything free yet [stares at carson] [cave sound effect #6 plays]

[@enis1687]

@@dylanlangley3439 bro you seriously don't get it?

[@nathanmcgeoch]

“My father is a schizophrenic” - jschlatt

[@jackrose3542]

*eruption of laughter*

[@stoked-6996]

*eruption* *of* *laughter*

[@capiebary]

*eruption of laughter*

[@mr.nolols3818]

XD

[@baronbacku9984]

*eruption of laughter*

[@nikflander]

28:11 this is my step ladder 28:52 i never knew my real ladder

[@joedinnie3079]

“There is no punchline it’s not a joke” -Jschlatt 2019

[@0y1on]

Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[@tristanl.6920]

"Because we live in a society", Jschlatt saw it coming.

[@SJMX6]

They're just statements of fact

[@jasonvolkanov3123]

How about another joke Carson?

[@cord2706]

hayato

[@cap6795]

When Krinios looked at Carson and said “he is getting away” I lost it

[@mason9265]

I read this right before it happened so it was 2x as funny

[@ryrkra8096]

When i missed it

[@lilfellavids]

he’s getting away

[@backups6080]

@@ryrkra8096 around 26:50

[@maxyw419]

whenever i watch carson's videos my brain enters a sustained form of "losing it" it's not healthy

[@isaac-hl7sz]

"I went to the store the other day" "And they were out of paper towels" *The prophecy is true*

[@keygenpie]

holy shit

[@froggerman7738]

Damn.

[@catiscat5031]

Holy fuck HES GOD!!!!

[@jackofclubs6229]

[shooketh]

[@ghostpeyton]

@@keygenpie in these despite times it is very holy

[@Warmbodie]

“Oh is this balsamic?” Is perhaps my favorite thing Jawsh has ever said ever

[@baileyjackson2780]

Schlatt: makes half joke Carson: becomes pink boi

[@jpom3866]

Kirby

[@sillygoofy1893]

jschlatt: **says absolutely nothing** everyone: **thunderous laughter and applause**

[@deeznutzsad9529]

FiRsT

[@highlighterjelly]

timestamp?

[@themustardman219]

@@highlighterjelly about 25:50

[@orangetemp2486]

Jschlatt met Carson with a horrible microphone saying it was an honor to meet him.

[@oliviabruh586]

Orange Temp i actually think they met BEFORE the SMP server. I believe if you watch “weird people on discord” then he’ll be talking to Schlatt. I don’t know if that’s before or after SMP lol

[@orangetemp2486]

@@oliviabruh586 We need to find everyone's first interaction

[@astro.mp3348]

@@orangetemp2486 traves and carsons first interaction was on fortnite and traves was playing with cooper

[@orangetemp2486]

@@astro.mp3348 by god, we need to find the link

[@topfragpotato6037]

yOu KnOw Me???

[@Swindle5551]

The Art of Comedy has been perfected after centuries, and centuries of careful writing, and learning how humans find things funny. Care and thought put into every joke. The structure of a Joke perfected. And these guys managed to make only the setup of a joke funny. Destroying all that we knew of Comedy.

[@dubmusic8507]

TIMESTAMPS Theater Finished - 7:45 Jschlatt's Jokes, Set 1 - 11:00 Olive Garden - 12:47 Back to the Theater + Jschlatt's Jokes Continued - 17:28 Jschlatt's No Punchline Jokes - 19:50

[@E7FiretrUCK]

Dub Music Thank you, you’re the real champ dude

[@dubmusic8507]

E7FiretrUCK I mainly made the timestamps for myself 😂 but I’m glad others appreciate them.

[@digitalshoes5520]

29:38 traves's invigorating laugh

[@_Phantasm]

You forgot one bit, 9:2, where carson zooms in on face and fucking dies

[@BrokenTaterChip]

Specifically 28:50 . I nearly died

[@christiancoleman7387]

Carsons best ability is to laugh at his own jokes

[@Sedow1231]

christian coleman the best talent you can have in life

[@michaelweiske702]

Remember: You are your biggest supporter.

[@ghostpeyton]

I'm gay

[@ag23415]

When you're the only one laughing at your own joke but it's okay because your laughter made your friends laugh too and that's all that really matters

[@fiNESScasting]

29:40 The first time Traves says anything in so long and he just hystarically laughs at nothing for 25 seconds

[@brianhn259]

I love traves

[@AndreAndre-jf2xw]

Watching this now, in 2020 is like experiencing a classic Greek play. You know the tragedy of the character in his future, and you want to tell him, but you can't.

[@KFCGAMING55]

Or like replaying MW2, you know what's gonna happen

[@rappingkinglordgod3864]

Yeah this Minecraft let’s play sure is reminiscent of a Shakespearean masterpiece

[@iimiqwii2786]

yes

[@AshyVEVO]

@@rappingkinglordgod3864 you do know the shakespearian era wasnt the greek era right?

[@mountaindewbajablasst]

Rapping King Lord God shakespeare cannot compare to minecraft in its power and complexity

[@Dara-]

It’s a weird feeling to see Carson building The after having just watched it get blown up a few days ago

[@arii9623]

Evey Martin in his stream where they did Shark Tank. Him, Connor, and Schlatt were the judges and I think it was Nick who blew the theater up

[@brennanmcowen2335]

stop spoiling the smplcu

[@cobalt2683]

didnt they rollback the chunks and bring it back?

[@snrken]

Ay dude spoilers

[@meorah3314]

i literally almost screamed when it happened lmao

[@evansoontiens2246]

19:52 It’s uh it’s really sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of *Feral hogs*

[@lopamurblamo]

Evan Soontiens 30 to 50 feral hogs

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

That's actually a good joke, with the right tone and timing. Fucking had me dying

[@parkermillion7093]

“I’m thinking about getting more popular than the Misfits, and then buying it... with my net worth.” - Carson 2019

[@tristanreimers423]

@Preston zzstu Romack because ur vids are shit lmao

[@deadnotsleeping]

@Preston zzstu Romack maybe if ur videos were actually good theyd get more likes

[@deadnotsleeping]

@Preston zzstu Romack i dont upload vids tf u talking about

[@eaglefrost6168]

@Preston zzstu Romack You're a kid. Also if you don't want to make videos on KZbin, you have no obligation to. If you want to delete your channel, just do it. If you want to stop making videos, just do it.

[@ServantOfSatania]

"My father is a schizophrenic" - jschlatt 2019

[@Evan99997]

"Its so sad a family can be torn apart by something as simple as feral hogs

[@QuentacosIsMe]

Best joke in the video

[@TheHippieRat]

“I never knew my real ladder” will never not be funny

[@vicinitrix927]

I feel so left out because I was gasping for air the whole video but, I don’t get it.

[@kirmor123]

@@vicinitrix927 It's the continuation of the step ladder joke

[@vicinitrix927]

Ok I assumed that.

[@king_rhoam_412]

Кирилл Моренко It adds on to the funny when you realize where that punchline came from lol

[@notanarsonist7348]

Schlatt: Everyone: *_wheeze_*

[@theletterkei]

he has too much power

[@Lunar-bw2kq]

Watching while completely ruining my toilet, love the video

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

hope it went well man

[@AL-cl1kb]

CallMeCarsonLIVE hey Carson how’s your day been

[@Gloomysushiroll]

Max Max took you a day

[@vernzmarcobenitez2332]

@@Gloomysushiroll oh my god

[@craigschannel3658]

It's like we were meant for each other

[@_etynes_]

I come back to this video at least every few months. I wish this group didn't get so separated.

[@lallide]

me too. i cant find anyone like them

[@tywitek45]

“Jschlatt, you’ve committed high treason” -Carson

[@ap3productions81]

"Schlatt, you got to pay your war crime" -Josh

[@bigbousepouse2532]

@@ap3productions81 wasnt that josh?

[@ap3productions81]

@@bigbousepouse2532 Actually, no. Josh said something about paying for war crimes. Ah, I see my problem. I'll go change it, then.

[@jamescorrigan2572]

This is seriously what humor is like in 2019 and I love it

[@ASdragon17]

Watching this now knowing Fitz ain’t shit kinda hurts ngl Edit: yeah I’ve changed my opinion since I don’t think he’s that bad actually

[@vyelee]

right when carson said his name i was like shit ow

[@eliturner472]

I agree

[@brysoncassell1076]

Ngl fitz broke my heart

[@jacksonfall9565]

What did he do?

[@Ben-ff6hc]

Jackson Fall Carson’s girlfriend Kate chested on him with Fitz

[@Oscarcat37]

"I'm not gonna lie, I think these are a lot funnier if I just... don't tell the other half" And thus, one of the most iconic moments in gaming history was born

[@Jelly4Telly]

“You guys ever diet?” -Jschlatt, 2019

[@thecountercounter9127]

Literally all of the things schlatt has said in this video in the last half are some of the most quotable things I've ever heard. No matter what time you start it, as long as schlatt is talking, you can quote it I.e. "I never met my real ladder" -jschlatt 2019

[@northmac]

-Jschlatt 2018

[@lukeholliday371]

“How am I gonna do this” “I ask myself that every time I wake up” Damn schlatt be going through it

[@bardy8639]

Luke Holliday That’s why Schlatt is the most relatable person on SMP Live.

[@kagefyter]

It's those pretzels man

[@vr8652]

He's a boomer

[@dillsw19]

Traves and Carson: Uploads within a minute of each other Me: Big Lion has blessed me

[@zee_terminator2850]

Hes so powerful

[@thesamarawaters]

it’s fucken big lion

[@heartheater07]

his arm of darkness is blessed

[@h4t602]

I watched Traves’ video first 😳

[@jackieisntcool9306]

*heavy breathing* _fuck.._

[@georgia6159]

losing my damn mind over "ah, is this balsamic?"

[@delguin5447]

Its rumored that he still tells half jokes in those halls to this day

[@KFCGAMING55]

There is no one left in the server, yet, if you join and listen closely, no matter where you are, you can hear his half jokes echoing thru the halls and rooms of SMP

[@ken.7019]

(Echoing) "I saw two vegans arguing on Twitter the other day."

[@funkymonkey3928]

Legend says that they still dont know what traves was laughing at.

[@stinky-as-sin]

I really wanted to know what the hecc he was laughing about

[@kielba987]

@@stinky-as-sin we all want

[@Phantom_chariot]

The L L A M A

[@blagelaglaze5776]

I thought it was Carson’s joke It just took him like 5 seconds to register in his brain

[@frank4901]

So funny I heard the FRIENDS soundtrack throughout the whole thing

[@yellopal]

Read that in a vsauce voice lmao

[@zayster8899]

Ok now i hear it too

[@andrive]

Lol

[@jakefromstatefarm7363]

Hey vsauce

[@maximtodorovic6592]

Friends isn’t funny

[@justarookieartist]

Carson frantically zooming in on Shroud photos is still my second favorite bit only behind that salad from the Buzzfeed quiz

[@thattechdude]

26:46 I don't know why, but Jawsh backing up in the boat at snail pace made me laugh harder than I ever have in my entire life.

[@sambru505]

22:30- Schlatt: “It’s not that I’m afraid to die,” Carson: intense inhale and sNoRt

[@yonokashi]

“aooga aooga” *jaw drops to floor and heart pops out of chest and eyes pop out of sockets* “Now that’s a dame!”

[@Sedow1231]

When Jschlatt said “ “ I felt that..

[@singularit_y]

27:57 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW PERFECT THE STARE AND THE CAVE NOISE WERE

[@bagofbeans1174]

Intro: "babababababa" Damn, poki really changed this man

[@masterdaniel9665]

The world i round. And poki is my world hehehe....

[@colefell1042]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGnadZZuiseHl68

[@andrive]

Lol

[@jpmccabe2246]

He stuttered so bad trying to say Pokimane

[@blasner3107]

9:23 “everywhere I go, I see his face”

[@321gametime5]

17:28 is when they get back to the theater and Schlatt starts telling jokes. Since some of you asked, 12:47 is when they go to Olive Garden.

[@hamchurger4566]

But then you miss the family tradition

[@vadernation1233]

It’s a capital offense to skip the balsamic tradition

[@hamchurger4566]

I really want to pass my plate to the left

[@prestack9735]

69 nice

[@thatcrystalpie]

schlatt’s jokes without punchlines are just statements from a man with a slightly above average life.

[@youhavebeendemonetized]

My life was forever changed by Carson's wise utterance of "bababababbaaba" I have now mustered the strength to finish no-nut November

[@emeinemvevo7343]

YouHaveBeenDemonetized nnn is for idiots

[@youhavebeendemonetized]

@@emeinemvevo7343 hush now Shane Dawson

[@irelandaintreal2945]

why would you say that

[@kangelenjoyer]

Enjoy the increased risk of prostate cancer~

[@dankstairwell8503]

Okay so I’ve haven’t failed no but November but my gay boyfriend is tryin to get me to give up

[@adrianox1564]

As of late November 2019 New worth Fitz: 1.2 million CallMeCarson: 1.1 million To be continued...

[@toxicitay1668]

1.3 million now...

[@TheCocomunges]

Carson: 1.4million

[@big_cum_daddy_four_incher]

1.7 Million as of December

[@king_rhoam_412]

Fitz: 1.7 million *+ Katerino*

[@Bungord]

cash_money_ *This is a bad comment*

[@Hytop]

this hit different given the recent news concerning carson and fitz

[@mop4349]

opened this video to see how many comments like these there are and your at the top rip carson

[@shnpio]

What happened

[@et3hueyfskz8djwoodw80]

@@shnpio ok so basically carson has been dealing with depression recently and during this, katerino and fitz were seeing each other behind his back whilst knowing that he was going through problems.

[@shnpio]

et3hueyf skz8djwoodw oh fuck thanks man

[@shnpio]

et3hueyf skz8djwoodw I knew about the depression and him taking a break but thank you

[@OS1K3LI]

i have a strange condition which i dont even know the name of where my ear produces way too much earwax. 2 and a half years ago my ears completely blocked up with wax and doctors said that the chance of them getting the wax out and not bursting my eardrum was next to nothing. after having a broken radiator, air con and 100 degree weather the wax melted and has unblocked. the first fucking thing i hear after 2 years of being deaf is carsons joke at 8:15

[@dreadlordhg360]

How is that the first thing when it’s a good 1/4 into the video

[@thischannelisdead.1219]

@@dreadlordhg360 perhaps he was watching with captions on

[@emrahalien2972]

@@thischannelisdead.1219 no the captions are auto generated. meaning that there unreliable and not at all possible. to really tell what's going on. nobody made custom captions yet.. witch means either this person is lying or there's a better explanation.

[@Notorioustroublemaker]

@@emrahalien2972 that doesn't mean they werent using captions, sometimes theyre your only option

[@emrahalien2972]

@@Notorioustroublemaker you lose a lot of value in a video like this without custom captions

[@HeccHead]

It's like watching the stand up scene in hit 2019 film "Joker"

[@aubreyyuh4242]

E9 Chord

[@fredtoefungus2018]

Epic

[@chistosquisto9079]

A sneaky gamer maneuver i see

[@Pecangaming]

When I Google my net worth its just a message at the top from my bank telling me to pay my debts

[@detective8205]

Study loans! Aren't they fun!

[@kwtz2536]

@#1 ratbag are you an ad company lmao boomer

[@niczimmerly9189]

“This is my step ladder...” ...I never knew my real ladder.”

[@Whitehawk-]

I’m sad Schlatt didn’t say “So I was sitting in the backseat of my car” then 10 minutes later say “How’s pizza gonna get a job now?”

[@DeeDolp]

The last time I was this early, SMPLive didn’t exist

[@somemagellanic]

the last time i saw a comment like this was like 2 days ago

[@rustywastakenwastaken]

@@somemagellanic the last time I did was last night

[@kevynstorm]

@@cheem2952 sure I'll take a 5 year old cookie

[@wicked2429]

@@cheem2952 can i have one too🥺

[@zdit_]

@@cheem2952 me too, but i need lots, i am yes man

[@coourtnie]

i love how carson can not only make us laugh but he can make himself laugh 9:32

[@thomasway0320]

Try to watch that part in 0.25 speed

[@spartandrew8672]

This is great

[@isaacisis5876]

"I don't worry about terrorism" -Jshlatt

[@ShintoshiVT]

Damn. This video hits different. Seeing fitz, schlatt, and cmc all together and enjoying each other’s company. This will probably never happen again.

[@brettsmith5559]

Truly a shame, I never really cared about Fitz but I miss Carson and Schlatt and their ensuing chaos

[@BigCroca]

@@brettsmith5559 same, also remembering how different youtube was back then, and the whole public zeitgeist of funny youtube. damn nostalgia

[@BigCroca]

if only we could go back to these times. I wonder how different our current world would be if it didn't all fall apart lol

[@anitabonitasenorita3604]

9:44 The foot reaching out for help gets me every time.

[@khal9514]

Nah it’s just looking for food

[@TommyTonk]

Damn, the editing was fast this time. Highlights came out only 80 days after the stream!

[@colefell1042]

The “The” is a treasure on this channel

[@trythrusting9980]

You mean the or the the or The or the The or The the?

[@flameguy3416]

The is why SMPlive exists

[@ollieolii8137]

Uh guys I have some bad news...

[@colefell1042]

ollieolii oh no...

[@ollieolii8137]

Cole Martin, it’s about THE

[@casperv1479]

How the times have changed. It saddens me.

[@svenyes4078]

How the mighty fall.

[@ohrubie3834]

what are you talking about? lunch club just uploaded “lunch club gets lost in la”!

[@visalarun5129]

@@ohrubie3834 bro you’ve been in a coma for a year…

[@ohrubie3834]

@@visalarun5129 wh…. what??? but… but lunch club just hit 700k subscribers… i don’t think anything can go wrong😰

[@jackstandproductions6558]

BRO HES BACKKKKK

[@aelux4179]

The Joker selling fashion accessories: "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

_epic_

[@dausthrowaway4349]

16:15 "my chat is freaking out about my theater being blown up" ohhhh the foreshadowing!

[@yeseniarivas3394]

The way carson laughs when fitz makes a joke :( this hurts my heart

[@suhg4317]

I keep seeing comments about this, what happened?

[@yeseniarivas3394]

@@suhg4317 Carson gf cheated on him with fitz

[@bigboiskoopy9290]

Gus Farwig he hasn’t uploaded since or streamed

[@kirahviofficial5761]

@@StarrphireYT can we game end them?

[@fedoramann8012]

Leevi Hohtari we can’t cause Carson said not to do anything

[@buddahmonk36]

“This is my step ladder” “I never really knew my real ladder” I died

[@kinleespam792]

travis be like "hiiiiiiii" 3 minutes later *supertraves left left the game*

[@EricMoranFilms]

The uploading is so out of order but I’m not complaining. 30 mins of content

[@itschris1364]

As of Dec 2019: Fitz: 1.2 Mil Carson: 1.3 Mil

[@dingdongdirch]

On twitch?

[@futurafree3669]

I.J. Porter his net worth

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

Ah, victory

[@Unipulse43]

Currently 1.2 (Fitz) and 1.7 (Cargle)

[@chillgamer8387]

Now its 2.4

[@mattkewldude7542]

I’d like to think somebody has been trapped in purgatory forced to watch this video for the past almost 4 years and they’ve devolved into only being able to say, “this is my step ladder”

[@BoshmaanGaming]

help, im stuck in purgatory

[@SkoolConnor]

this is my step ladder

[@shallteargf5974]

"Lets just commence the hanging roght now" -Fitz

[@sorenpaulson6072]

Carson: Doesn’t have anything to upload So he just uses some archived footage never used

[@khal9514]

Krinios worth the wait honestly

[@DaBusterYTGaming]

12:26 Carson trained this exact routine until he was ready to perform at the Misfits live show

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

26:30 I never realized, he LITERALLY stole his third act/axe

[@luissantiago5163]

Never thought jokes without punchlines would be so hilarious. Holy shit. I need more of this I'm my life

[@the_window5459]

"I never knew my real ladder" LMFAOOOOO I'M IN TEARS. THE FACT THAT HE LAUGHED AT THE END. XD

[@badscientist]

Carson: “I’m so rich!” Me: *looks at own income* “Yeah that’s a safe bet”

[@7___k554]

Fuck it, ill just get the mocha

[@genericgarbage534]

Carson laughing at 9:22 gives me life.

[@OzKo]

I cant watch this video the same way with fitz in it, its like watching a movie with a twist villain, and you’ve already watched the movie

[@inactive9948]

Seeing shepherd in the remaster lol

[@bigboiskoopy9290]

Rewatching all of his vids with fitz in them just doesn’t feel right

[@juvielmartineztorres8425]

It honestly hurts man

[@genaralapple4908]

@@inactive9948 wasn't it shepherd who was the twist villain?

[@inactive9948]

@@genaralapple4908 yeah, whoops lol

[@gabriellahernandez587]

Me writing a essay on the Great Depression: Carson in my headphones: BABABABABA

[@dingdongdirch]

Hayden Tenno ?

[@hamchurger4566]

@Hayden Tenno this just left me with more question

[@bigbludjosh]

Bruh I interrupted the whole study hall when Schlatt said, "I never knew my real ladder." Holy crap I'm dying

[@GigaChad-ih8si]

his laugh, intoxicating. his smile, charming beyond belief. and his humor, broken to pieces, just like mine. he is the messiah