The Stupidest Game of UNO Ever

[@HINAYUTA]

"When you piss it's gonna feel like acid" *furious sipping*

[@twocars7196]

Giorno Giovanna

[@HINAYUTA]

@@twocars7196 I think what makes this reply funnier is the fact I have never watched that show and understand this reply in literally no way

[@beembamb]

@@twocars7196 why have i seen this reply multiple times

[@twocars7196]

@@beembamb cause jojo

[@Lujahrio]

*burps*

[@AllSonial]

I can't tell if they're drunk or just reverting evolution.

[@drag0nfruit520]

Ducky both

[@u_idiotkid425]

Carson and josh don't even drink

[@XamiNaxamis]

Yes

[@happymilk7433]

Don’t you just hate it when you drink an energy drink and play UNO and end up reverting evolution?

[@big_lmaoski]

Yes

[@xlur8949]

The title should've been: "How to descend back to the Stone Age in just 17 minutes"

[@Flapjack505]

True story

[@woogwoogbargbarg501]

ok kokichi

[@fhantum6519]

Rocc man eat buy mo rokk

[@portie323]

9:42

[@im_jupyter]

@@portie323 facts

[@spritemaster8980]

I love how the conversation slowly decays into caveman vs modern man for absolutely no reason _rock words_

[@BogiBruh]

Me philosopher

[@ButterfreeYummy]

CallMeRockson

[@asaironmonger7754]

I loved how it lasts for a solid 15 minutes of the stream

[@psychedelicjungle6954]

That bit went on for so long , i was fucking dying while watching the stream

[@tylerpayton981]

Mmm babylon

[@Zand3rrr]

props to poke for editing this vid so quickly, this livestream was last night and editing takes fukin forever, good job

[@freddiewitt553]

Sucks he didn't add in all the funny threats the chat came up with. That was funny as hell

[@Zand3rrr]

snekky snek yeah, that was great, but a few probably would have gotten him demonitized

[@rioario1]

@@Zand3rrr im pretty sure Carson is gonna get demonitised anyway lol

[@collinquick338]

He was able to do it because of the drink

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

@@freddiewitt553 What were they?

[@angerygiorno2475]

You can slowly feel Carson’s brain becoming corrupted over the course of this video from the energy drink

[@stiffactual4151]

What drink was he drinking

[@metalicscraping2799]

yerba mate in a can, it's a south American caffeine drink, I've seen the traditional way it's made, just hot water in a wooden cup of herbs that they drink from in a wooden straw.

[@noahgratz2725]

@@metalicscraping2799 and thr can has has 150mg of caffeine which is ridiculous

[@hkst51rturbocharger13]

@@noahgratz2725 Check out "Reign" drinks. 300mg of caffeine in each can. Theyre fucking great and they feel amazing

[@ichigokurosaki923]

Do you want to know a horrible experience drinking 15 monsters in a row

[@goober8426]

travis: trying to play the game carson: CAVE MA N ROCK EA TROCK ROCKROCK ROCK ROCK

[@corndog5227]

Grace M U said EA? Well unfortunately for u u have to unlock rock

[@Volsung0]

Carson is such a massive gamer that he got drunk from an energy drink

[@leovazlobo1631]

what energy drink is that

[@belonzik5744]

hydrochloric acid

[@leovazlobo1631]

@@belonzik5744 nice

[@absolutetr4sh551]

The energy drink roofied him

[@hunbunn100]

@@leovazlobo1631 Yerba Mate

[@mettatonneo1147]

“What is it like discovering fire for the first time? Come on, tell me.” “ *AT LEAST I DISCOVERED FIRE, CAVE BOY* “ 12:47

[@loopydoopy14]

Mettaton NEO11 one of the most destructive comebacks i’ve heard ever

[@eindeed]

*_wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?_*

[@yourmom283]

Noah West what about “your mom part 2”

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@yourmom283 where was that in the video?

[@d4c1vtn98]

This was started because Traves fell for reverse psychology

[@BasicNotAcidic]

Carson:" I am a French philosopher" Also Carson: "Voltaire? Tf is that?"

[@djpeters7023]

“Is that some Pokémon”

[@Loxu69]

its a pokemon duh

[@BusinessVoid]

i just started scrolling through the comments and, as soon as i read your comment Carson says it! lol

[@andrewcarlson3486]

irony

[@fincutler-belcich2824]

imagine being traves and having carson yell that your brain is literally bread for like a whole minute

[@KirbeyAlt]

"rock and morty on my rock tv" this is one of my favorite videos on the internet just because carson and josh call each other cavemen for 6 minutes.

[@realhighduck]

reRy Hey, I’ve found you. Someone who noticed rock and morty joke. You see, I watched the stream of this live on twitch.tv. Rock and morty was originally said as “me watch rock and mooty”, a message in the twitch chat. The author of said message was me. I am the rock philosopher. It is me who watch rock and mooty

[@lixunis]

@@realhighduck Hey, I've found you. The person who is the originator of the rock and *mooty* joke. You see, I watched this stream of this live on twitch.tv. I saw someone writing rock and morty and it was really funny. And then, Josh came in and stole your joke! What the hell? But at last, I have found the rock philosopher after 5 months. Have a good day, my friend.

[@realhighduck]

@@lixunis Yes, and over these past 5 months, I have grown in philosophy, and humor. Because of this, I have come to forgive Josh of his crimes. He has surely suffered enough from the guilt of stealing my *top tier* joke live on twitch.tv for all to see. I only hope that he learns from this experience. I must now go on rock pilgrimage to find the meaning of my own rocky soul. I wish you only the best, my friend.

[@katabaticcc]

4:02 "stop slamming your foot into the ground travis" *"I AM ANGER"*

[@samsemy6825]

seems legit.

[@noahskennedy]

:)

[@nicoletrsk4382]

“me get kidney stone is blessing from rock god” i think i died

[@jakecount4791]

634 likes and no replies

[@nicoletrsk4382]

@@jakecount4791 i didn’t even know this had 634 likes lol

[@emmamelton6542]

“shut up you virus” is my new favorite insult

[@twiiinkkk]

Well now in 2020 its also very much valid!

[@MUSHROOMONTABLE]

@@twiiinkkk nice.

[@awsumsas]

Durr hurr [insert generic comment about the coronavirus] I em so funni

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

A lot of insults here and you take that one.

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

@@awsumsas Comedy

[@user-ww4fs1cv8k]

i watched him stream uno for like an hour and i thought i was losing braincells but i was actually gaining them

[@TheAnalatheist]

Silence caveman, me engineer with big brain, shut up.

[@DogeDogeriffic]

The Anal Atheist you rock head rock rock river caveman oo

[@nadaotk]

i gained 27 chromosomes just by watching this video

[@user-ww4fs1cv8k]

@@nadaotk yes

[@africa7851]

walter

[@donutchutemi]

Josh never brought up Carson's The Real Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson KZbin channel.

[@shibve]

They both run it

[@arsenic774]

17:05 “I W I L L G R I N D Y O U R B O N E S C H I L D” XD

[@lilpeabrain721]

i'm using that against my friends whenever talk shit

[@april1860]

Arsenic The XD ruined it

[@arsenic774]

april gillman XD

[@mrpuff505]

@@arsenic774 cringe

[@notvoxys]

@@mrpuff505 Cronge

[@sbefunnypls]

Litterally 6 minutes of this video was carson and josh calling each other cavemen Thats the quality content i subscribed for

[@asaironmonger7754]

It was a solid 15 minutes of the stream if I remember correctly

[@ashrmchls]

It was 12 minutes rounded out in the video

[@asaironmonger7754]

@@ashrmchls it was funny as hell either way 😂

[@freyagnoble]

Travis’s “wHyYyYy?????!!!!!”s towards any slight inconvenience are the highlight of my day.

[@SasukaRH]

Video Title: "The Stupidest Game of UNO Ever" Video: Carson getting drunk over an energy drink

[@bromcskillz]

Imagine if callmecarsonLIVE done collab with callmecarson they are both my favourite KZbinrs

[@aidenriegle8269]

BroMcSkillz that would be very epic indeed

[@ricc1]

They are both really good it's like they are the same person

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

I'm waiting for some retard to say ThEY aRE thE sAmE PERsoN.

[@ampstamp]

Speaking of which, when is carson live?

[@LazoGT]

ThEY aRE thE sAmE PERsoN

[@lemonbirch6691]

" Dude. I'll be fine. " that was the last time we heard from carson.

[@Notchella1]

17:07 Carson: *laughs* -takes sudden brief pause- Carson:... *wheeze*

[@jackm4364]

I feel like Carson’s energy drink was pure, unrefined, disease in a can.

[@lythadavis5097]

What was it

[@GigglebunsUV]

@@lythadavis5097 yerba mate

[@jovanaavramovic2485]

No no, he was drinking rock

[@DudeGuy999]

Yerba does alot of interesting effects

[@frogg5949]

Alzheimers

[@1-baka]

I never thought I would enjoy watching people call each other cave men rock munchers over and over for 8 minutes while playing uno

[@VoidSinister]

11:53 - 17:45 Saving this for later

[@NintendoNerd64]

Ape man ape man ape man, ooh ah look at me I ape man

[@jacklagarce2976]

*I use club on dog*

[@ElSauceGod]

“ThE eNeRgY bUbBlEs ArE iN tHeRe” - jawsh 2019

[@stiffactual4151]

What drink was he drinking?

[@QPUNeptune]

@@stiffactual4151 A liquid.

[@Silver0417]

@@stiffactual4151 yerba mate

[@thegooobley1993]

@@stiffactual4151 pee pee liquid

[@arnaeus7448]

Aren't*

[@Ninadefr]

This video should just be called, Josh Getting Bullied For 17 Minutes Straight

[@loudmouther]

Llama Meows and 45 seconds

[@itstrevdog183]

I was your 200th like, I don't think anyone cares though. 😂😂

[@loudmouther]

Trevor Martin I care

[@itstrevdog183]

@@loudmouther Thanks man, thanks.

[@whoisn1na]

tbh every video with josh ends up with him being bullied the entire time

[@GrimbledorfVEVO]

When he said “rock,” I felt that.

[@harley550]

funny, entertaining video that had me laughing out loud at points. really loved it. Unsubscribed.

[@iwant6432]

Funny take a aarrow

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

I can't tell if it's a joke or not.

[@정상인-n3q]

Seems legit

[@ace-4634]

KvKiivi honestly were dealing with the same thing, buddy.

[@Ben-cd8wk]

hardog86 fuck

[@zestnnnnn]

drinking game: take a shot every time the word “rock” was said.

[@covertiks1690]

You'd drain all the alcohol in the world before you'd come close to enough shots

[@a-a-ron2686]

I don't want to die thanks.

[@wordgeneratorrecyclemachine]

Thanks! going to try this now

[@pinklasagna7798]

Generic Cynic are you ok? Did you do it?

[@CeramicGod]

Take a sip of beer and you'll be drunk off your ass in seconds-

[@prisoner_9767]

14:30, the one guy who is actually playing uno, “Do you have a +4”

[@edgymcgee57]

6:54 "What are you doing to me step brother?" "Im putting the horses in the back" *hmmm*

[@inben4145]

"I will grind your bones child" - Jawsh 2019

[@wordgeneratorrecyclemachine]

sounds about right

[@blank8058]

there is no text font that can express the pure sound of his voice in that snippet of malice

[@Lumbud84]

Hugbox: It said on the thing it was like "increased risk of mouth, throat, and stomach cancer." Jawsh: Increased risk of m o u t h .

[@sleeplessavenue]

I need a compilation of Carson's thoughts getting stuck, making him repeat the same phrase over and over again. It makes me laugh so hard, I love it.

[@nhsff6818]

I remember watching this, Ted took so long to join

[@Jwrry1]

I know that's why I kept watching

[@theadrenalin2016]

the rock jokes were so good

[@Jwrry1]

@@theadrenalin2016 bruh they went in for so long in the stream

[@ballsindustries8492]

No one: Me when someone call me gay in Minecraft: 17:05

[@GonkDr01d]

broke: CallMeCarson woke: the official "the rock" youtube channel

[@cosyken]

i was dying laughing during the stream and it was very late *my dad beat me because of you carson*

[@tacocat5238]

KBGlitch I’m srry to hear that

[@collinquick338]

Nice

[@J_charlesssz]

KBGlitch nice

[@ellis9718]

F

[@carson3838]

And your complaining about that

[@marcusfaze]

17:04 “I will grind your bones child”

[@nadirwoodson9321]

i heard " i will blind your bones"

[@cruxial6077]

7:44 Why does traves sound like the scream sound effect from tom and jerry?

[@unknownspark9522]

I legit thought it was at first

[@bigguykiwi574]

5:45

[@moookdigo]

haha this guy is great, he should be on SMPLive!!

[@boterham7144]

He isss!!!

[@moookdigo]

@High Head my wife left me.

[@plasmawhirl8365]

Bo ter Ham woooosh

[@lope1016]

Mook Epic gamer moment am I right?????!!!!!🥂🍾🎮👤⚔️👤💼😥💰⛓⛓🕰😵😵. THE END Can anyone figure this EPIC STORY OUT. pls I can’t see my family anymore

[@itsnowonder9856]

I'd love to see him steam Uno someday, that'd be funny.

[@suflo3063]

Im just gonna be for real, Carson you make me the fucking happiest person sometimes. Your content is awesome and always enjoyable. You revived minecraft from the depths of the epic fortnite realm. And I just want to say this, thanks step bro.

[@horseless.headman]

damn

[@LowIntSpecimen]

i'm sorry, watch the rest of the lunch club they have similar humour

[@cdo112]

2:26 Carson will be a general at the Area 51 Raid with his diehard fans behind them. Together they hunt for Carson’s lost anime body pillow...

[@deffonotdio6751]

It was eating by that bean bag remember, he's after the resurrection machine

[@jimmychongas]

And a gamer gf

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@deffonotdio6751 The dakimakura-eating sleeping bag is going to show up as an entry on the SCP wiki and it is not going to be a good entry.

[@eco8988]

QuantumBlur but stronger what do you mean? it’ll be the best scp, by far!

[@RoyalUltimax]

17:05 this moment made me laugh probably the most out of any callmecarson moment, and I have no Idea why

[@megamodificationpodificati1124]

I love the solid 6 seconds of dead silence before they realize what happened 8:36

[@flarenite1004]

Carson: **takes his first sip ** *SO IT BEGINS*

[@SocraticMayhem]

Whenever the intro is “WaghrEEOOOwAAA,” I always expect Poke to be editing.

[@apohllo1577]

"DuDe, I'Ll bE FiNe" next minute, we'll have to donate for Carson's brain cancer.

[@NintendoNerd64]

Let’s play suum uno

[@RelicOnYoutube]

That fact that you called those random arranged characters *arabic* insulted me greatly. Yet 2 seconds later I just shrugged and said outloud *I mean you’re not wrong*

[@justanothercommenter7775]

Carson, Jack Black is playing Minecraft with PewDiePie, you must try to troll them gamer style Edit: Carson should go to Area 51 so he can get Minecraft 2 from their secret bunker

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Hell yeah

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@joekey694]

Yes

[@adamhoglund9871]

Yeah but its on Dlive

[@justanothercommenter7775]

Gumzo The Gamer then he should just spam PewDiePie on Twitter with “you like dick and balls”

[@nekosoul4852]

11:52 got me dead laughing and I was crying tears of joy I loved you guys (no homo)

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

Neko soul People that are so fragile of their own status on the internet as to say “no homo” when making what is a minor comment about a video is absolutely inhuman to the point that you do not count as a living being in your own social circle.

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

no u

[@samsemy6825]

8:05 Carson: YES Carson: " *Uno Reverse Card* " Carson:NOOOO

[@AychSkwaird]

“At least I discovered fire C A V E B O Y “

[@bug7266]

16:34 Me get kidney stone, is blessing from rock god

[@lotto5498]

Carson: How does it feel discovering fire for the first time? Josh: I don't know. At least I *DISCOVERD FIRE, CAVEBOY.*

[@enzlufku]

Just imagine Carson- what songs do you want me and jawsh to sing *next video* Carson and Jawsh go to americas got talent

[@lewismcclean6008]

Carl Wheezer this is not funny

[@wordgeneratorrecyclemachine]

@@lewismcclean6008 agreed

[@niggaretardd2292]

i hate you i did not laugh and you have ruined my life

[@ThisUserIsAnError]

“You’re the type of guy to ponder the question if pizza should remain employed because of the method in which it was cooked” *wheeze* “Dont deconstruct my joke in a molecular level Noah”

[@3vanis]

Be careful of Jazz Hands Carson, Wade over on Markiplier's channel broke his wrist doing jazz hands playing uno

[@jonahlouque9621]

First 10 minutes: boring Carson video Last 6 minutes: rock funny good content

[@nolanmcbride7493]

Jonah Louque bruh don’t disrespect Carson like that

[@cappu1881]

bro u kinda caveman tho

[@coolkidwithswag4417]

Bruh you being kinda cringe bro

[@_Phantasm]

Unga bunga rock

[@loganberryoyster4896]

dude bro you sound like a little bit silly or something lol bruh

[@kyodothegodhand]

this was a very good video CallMeCunga. I enjoy playing 'One Rock' with my cave friends.

[@brentengle6183]

I really love how KZbin now hides mid rolls so you don’t know if the person is monetized! Thanks KZbin for doing this instead of fixing everything wrong!

[@MrBlue-yf4vo]

This should just be renamed Carson plays Xbox Voice Chat

[@ogaucho6235]

"That's a false. You are not true man. I, am integrity" - Jawsh

[@oldchannel3946]

*D A R S O N*

[@jackbudi]

Angry Carson noises

[@gates2169]

I just had to deal with 17 minutes of jawsh calling Carson a caveman at 5 am

[@samsemy6825]

I swear he used a Traves roar for the intro...

[@alexmartin2019]

No One: Not a single soul: Carson: I LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY PUT A fOoT iN My AsS

[@graizerz-8695]

I literally saw this comment when that happened!!😂😅

[@cooper620]

No

[@bloogies3701]

Alex Martin funny joke laughter’d lot

[@renn4913]

I said that once

[@beebin456]

not funny didnt laugh

[@milkmangreg871]

"I want to see Jawsh's body steam rolled" DIO:

[@okruma625]

jawsh is just a japanese dude with a ghost

[@SpongyMemeSauce]

Underrated comment

[@aly8739]

watching Carson deteriorate live because of that energy drink was by far the most entertaining thing I've witnessed in all of 2019. thank you.

[@cornyoda9951]

I remember typing 4 in chat and I hope poke put it in there

[@jackbudi]

Can I get a 4 in the Chan?

[@chia8049]

11:44 when caveman speak start mmmmmmm good.

[@NintendoNerd64]

You have ooga booga arms

[@bb2207]

i'm loving all these frequent uploads, carson. very cool!

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@landonh.9297]

this is my favorite stream i have ever watched

[@thecloudyskies]

Carson and josh are my favorite out of the group, they're the literal embodiment of chaos.

[@ParadoxXIsTaken]

Carson is the only person i know that can turn a game of Uno into a caveman RP

[@reaper4884]

This video is the funniest video I have ever seen UNGABUNGA

[@nigika2204]

Poor traves trying to strategize the whole time during cave talk

[@jazzyo2526]

Carson, there is literally no way to explain the fear that you invoke in my soul.

[@TMSavage]

This is the game where you lose friends. One bad move and they’re gone

[@dyrrensan7559]

Carson: Wait, it's all rock? Jawsh: Always has been.

[@Rabbotic]

*Hey Carson, you like stones and rocks? Eh, maybe concrete too?*

[@deffonotdio6751]

Maybe flint also? Kidney stones?

[@coltonwatts4820]

What would Carson do if I kissed him?...lol jk......unless?..jkjk....but maybe?....no I'm joking....but what if?

[@InsanePigeon]

6:28 and i shall say no more, but this means Carson is into ____

[@zipzesty3215]

Half this video was literally calling eachother cave men. 9/10 would watch again

[@GloopSoup]

J Lasiter Made me want to eat some rock cereal with some rock milk

[@HTPCYMC]

The lack of Rabbids Uno in this video is very disturbing. You should definitely bring it back.

[@masonhumphrey5735]

How to properly clean your metal computer ok how to properly clean your metal computer

[@emotionjournal]

Poke's editing makes me feel like I am having a fever dream, and it is amazing.

[@TheRealTrashley]

Bro I need my diaper because uno got me SHITTIN

[@northernpuffer9222]

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house.

[@cody1412]

jim bo holy shit

[@jackbudi]

jim bo you must’ve taken the buzzfeed “do you love pooping” quiz

[@labudgie3225]

carson dropped out of rock academy because rocks too hard 😞😞

[@ragnahildr]

"you're the type of guy who would ponder the question of whether pizza would need to remain employeed because of the method of which it was cooked." get em noah. shattered.

[@thisperson345]

Carson I came from the stream just to say I hope you're alright, techno didn't get annoyed but it's clear his chat did and it's just because your sense of humour isn't the same as their's I'm just worried

[@abbis8981]

It was really disgusting watching the chat on Techos stream. It’s sad that a few immature kids cant handle Carsons humor even after Techo said to stop

[@oofityoof7673]

Abby S It wasn’t all of the chat, and I wish for you to understand that.

[@abbis8981]

Oofity Oof I’m aware it wasn’t all of the chat, it’s just that those few people who sent death threats and wouldn’t stop really disgusted me.

[@thisperson345]

Even after Carson stopped streaming and some viewers (including me) went to techno's stream they were still being disgusting, they even had the audacity to say "Carson viewers sent fake death threats to start drama" which pissed me off even more

[@thisperson345]

Also he tweeted 8 hours ago so at least we know he's alright

[@hoottroop8120]

17:05 Romans when a baby was born weak

[@JoshFloor]

Carson I am offended: I made that horses in the back joke BY MYSELF and said it in confidence among friends, and now I feel like a fool and I am _MAD_

[@JoaoLucas-se7vz]

Why are 2 grade schoolers fighting in Carson's video?

[@wordgeneratorrecyclemachine]

why aren't they?

[@noraaaaaaa]

i miss this so much...

[@saco2333]

i miss this

[@Ursi_]

back before these simple times got all complicated

[@Zappr]

@@Ursi_sadge

[@thetomahawk6588]

How to sound stoned the video First sniff rock on your rock table, then feel rock head become lighter rock head

[@ZeusGamingAOM]

It's all rock

[@meggoez]

Why are Techno fans mad at this guy? I was watching Skeppy's stream so I haven't a clue, and Techno hasn't release the entire stream yet

[@coltonjacobs5383]

It’s not all of the Techno fans, Carson was jokin around with Techno and trying to sabotage him(Techno knew it was a joke and he wasn’t mad about it). Some of the Techno fans who didn’t get the joke kept telling Carson that he was a bad person and they were threatening him and shit. Some of them were telling Carson to kill him self and really stupid shit like that. Carson felt bad even though Techno knew it was a joke and he quit MC Monday’s and ended his stream. I feel bad for Carson

[@meggoez]

Aww that's so sad...