The bank heist game where you are a turnip

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Turnip Boy is ready to commit more felonies in this comedic action-adventure game with roguelite elements. This time the career criminal is teaming up with the fearsome Pickled Gang to plan and execute the weirdest heist of all time! Shake down hostages, steal precious valuables, and explore the deep, dark depths and history of the Botanical Bank.
To pull off the perfect heist, you’ll need to purchase an array of dangerous and wacky tools from the dark web, including a diamond pickaxe, C4, and… a cardboard box? However, bank robbing isn’t easy, so be prepared for intense shootouts with security guards, the fuzz, elite swat teams and more!
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The bank heist game where you are a turnip
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[@IceCrystalWolf]

"Your father must be turning in his grave" "Yeah you go check on him" Is actually a very sick comeback to an old person

[@hamishfox]

That is savage af

[@mrmeeseeks982]

“Just cause you’re living out here all peacefully, doesn’t mean I can’t victimize you” another great Kevin quote

[@user-dc8vm9tn2q]

True lol

[@Metzli]

First tax evasion and now a bank heist? Kevin is gonna make turnip boy commit all the crimes xD

[@mei2104]

Can’t wait for the next game: Turnip boy commits arson

[@private2102]

​@@mei2104 what about turnip boy commits war crimes

[@emweebee]

@@private2102 turnip boy violates the geneva conventions

[@King_whiff]

Turnip Boy and the Human Traffickers

[@beepbop1762]

turnip boy harvests organs?

[@Sbshooters]

2:30 "the bank has a leek" got me spitting out my lunch

[@svrah2544]

even vegetables arent safe from kevins wrath

[@kostyantyn536]

lmaooo

[@warden9363]

Nothing is safe

[@deontaeavila3514]

@@warden9363not even himself

[@Jinx_of_Nyx]

ESPECIALLY vegetables

[@SaltSpirits]

This means way something darker if you use the alternate meaning of vegetables

[@Sk1pper00]

"I think the fish is just a really good melee weapon" Agent 47 has entered the chat

[@mrfrog0913]

47:"well actually you'll find it's also a good ranged weapon"

[@Beigecat9]

"Fish is better than shotgun! Especially in close quarters!" - Agent 47, probably

[@iduska4328]

you’re telling me this wasn’t hitman?

[@Beigecat9]

@@iduska4328 Hitman: Turnip Edition

[@pedrovallefin8406]

​@@iduska4328Not yet, but dont you worry, Turnip Boy is well on his way to becoming Turnip 47. That's when he will become the best hitveggie of all time.

[@VikingAdrift]

I love that a mushroom insults Kevin and he say "what the hell?" But how quickly his view of the NPC changes when he realizes that it is a member of a cult and then wants to join

[@DetectiveAlt]

Kevin is a turnip genius on top of being a Military, Musical, Evil, etc genius

[@pandax5359]

I 100% agree. Absolute turnip genius

[@the4ntigeek]

Kevin is 100% etc genius

[@requiem4ameme2]

“Why would you rob the same bank twice?” “Well, the first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little…”

[@moriahschoech9894]

Gotta love Futurama

[@evandouglass9039]

If the bank doesn’t keep my money on the floor in the back, how else are they going to dive in it like Scrooge McDuck?

[@quizzlefritz]

With how much money I make, it would definitely be more of a.... flop. Then a dive :,)

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

@@quizzlefritzit would be a flop regardless since it won’t be like diving into a liquid 😂

[@gabrielc7861]

2:18

[@juuuuuuno_7]

The way he accidentally walked into what was clearly a bossfight.. Kevin sure is a turnip genius!

[@AndromedaArchive]

"There's a leek!" is such a bland joke but I smile every time Kevin says it. I did not expect I'd hear it outside of farming games tho 😂

[@joelfaulder8985]

"...I've gotten a lot of crayon damage on him..." There's a phrase you don't hear every day. 😄

[@Supersteffy]

Kevin confusing a morrel mushroom for a chicken leg had me in tears 😂

[@NamariCo]

Pretty sure Kevin's gonna make everyone paranoid of a farmers market after this

[@heather4518]

Watching the little happy turnip trip and fall was delightful. Pure turnip genius.

[@Burritobib]

Haven’t watched it yet, but I sure hope Kevin doesn’t skip any tutorials especially ones about opening safes!

[@Spenstarr]

I love when Kevin is a produce with schemes

[@JimPickensCult]

Really glad Kevin is exposing the true evil nature of vegetables, remember kids, don't eat your broccoli!

[@Pihsrosnec]

no, do eat your broccoli! we have to destroy them before it's too late!

[@moriahschoech9894]

No no do eat it that way you can gain its courage!

[@Failedlegend]

12:48 Random Canada shout out by the game :) (fun fact: In Canada we had to make a law that states "sorry" is not an admission of guilt :P)

[@BlazonParadox]

It's kind of ridiculous how much a new Kevin video cheers me up. Appreciate all the effort and laughs.

[@dkjcb3993]

The tiny lowercase "ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃʰᵎ" should not have killed me as much as it did

[@thegamersclub9326]

I loce that Kevin remembers nothing from the first game and just goes along with everything. Like, "Hey, you're literally glowing! You must have the blessing of the Mush!" And he's like, "Umm sure I guess, can I join your cult now?" It feels accurate to Turnip Boy Lore though.

[@BigglesShmirf]

I like how Kevin just refuses to let humans or vegetables live a normal life when he’s playing as them I don’t think it’s for entertaining purposes anymore 😂

[@snackymom]

Love Kevin and Turnip Boy's shenanigans 👍

[@willmanning1215]

Was not expecting the “Bank has a Leak”. 😂

[@karigreyd2808]

Omg he evaded taxes now it’s time for the banks 😂

[@UFOhuzzah]

kevin is a true turnip genius

[@moriahschoech9894]

Damn turnip boy is accomplishing more than I have in my entire life.

[@laurieb3703]

00:58 That's funny, EA emails you the same thing

[@martinmnagell2894]

You know Kevin, if you call your "community" a "cult" you could potentially have your "donations" be tax free. (Then again we all know you're not above tax evasion)

[@anaaburto2169]

“Now THATS a next level of anxiety” 😂

[@Ryxbar]

I love how Kevin is such a turnip genius

[@chaseredmoon407]

I love when you play these chaotic games. It suits you really well

[@itmetakoyaki]

i love watching kevin play these types of games idk how to explain but it’s always a good watch

[@paranormalpredicaments4686]

Turnip boy perfectly matches your chaotic energy! My husband and I have been playing together and were so excited to watch your video too 😊

[@rellikx7519]

Kevin beat Yeehaw on the first try... with a crayon... didn't think I'd get outdone by Kevin.

[@danni1152]

Turnip Boys entire vibe is just I didn't mean to fight god today, but since I'm here...

[@VoodooTrashPanda]

Turnip's face when you shake down the citizens. I can't, it's so cute

[@NYCTOSEE]

Yay! Now I’m a part of 2 cults!! The cult of Jim Pickens and the cult of our immortal Prince/Military/Turnip Genius Kevin!! Also love that Kevin didn’t realize the cultist was a cultist, clear case of the offscreen reader’s input getting delayed lmao

[@Saccillia]

12:58 oh. I didn't know Kevin had a reader. I remember they had them in college for exams. That Is cool!

[@j-lohome-slice7425]

Kevin is the best cute little turnip, a chaotic video that's beaming with sunshine \[T]/ I love the DJ Sizzle and his demand of souls

[@IDoubleJ]

Kevin playing Turnip Boy is always a good time

[@_burningshadow_8010]

Can't believe Kevin didn't make an Instrument of Death joke

[@john98765333]

16:28 Uh, that's a mushroom, not a chicken leg, lol

[@jumpyspiderlady8454]

Seems pretty clear now that turnip boy is Kevin's spirit animal. Evil, has at least one working brain cell, absolutely adorable and loveable. Yup, sounds like Kevin.

[@Wats_Plays]

I shared this to my friend because he literally doesn’t stop talking about Turnip Boy 😂

[@EternalChaosGaming]

Kevin is a turnip genius.

[@skeletonpeacesign]

Turnip Boy in the grove: Well… when life gives you (old man) Lemons. Say hello to my father for me :))))

[@Vrince.]

Kevin is a turnip genius

[@user-gn1cl9ix7p]

I think your "chicken leg" is actually a mushroom that you got from that big talking mushroom.

[@evilbob840]

Yeah this. Look up what a morel mushroom looks like...

[@misslucky22_]

i love tax evasion

[@spencerdaniels8730]

I'm convinced Kevin is some form of immortal because I just came here from rewatching 4yo videos and I see the same man

[@CallmeWinter95]

I don’t know how Kevin can make any game, it being weird or not, the strangest, most weird and buggiest game ever and now even a game about vegetables gets destroyed by this Irish KZbinr xD

[@TheZaniQ]

And if you play the game yourself, it isn't half as fun as Kevin's play through. I have tried it before.

[@TheZaniQ]

And if you play the game yourself, it isn't half as fun as Kevin's play through. I have tried it before.

[@TheZaniQ]

And if you play the game yourself, it isn't half as fun as Kevin's play through. I have tried it before.

[@Angel_Spektermagik]

Bender: wow, robbing the same bank twice. I admire your style Kevin: ah the first time was just to case the place and rob it a little

[@rod1929]

i’ve had such a bad weekend but i think this video is going to reset my entire year, love this game and also love your channel kevin thanks for all that you do!

[@jennieambrose]

GTA: Veggie Edition Edit: Wow! Kevin is a turnip genius.

[@pandaheartz]

only kevin can make me enjoy 20 mins of a turnip game

[@holly2786]

cant wait for the third installment: Turnip Boy Does War Profiteering

[@BlazonParadox]

Congratulations on the success of you channel; I love your video and watch it all the time.

[@chriscave4774]

Hell, I'd like to see more of it! This game is funny as hell when Kevin plays it.

[@amberyoung3169]

The way Kevin says drop yer gunnn gives me life

[@Soap0027]

Please play more of this! I loved the video 😊

[@emmas2423]

i love ur videos and humor thanks for uploading your content

[@cripplebum4792]

i love that the cops are bacon in this game

[@nevergonnagiveyouup489]

Have been waiting for this since the game was announced!

[@jolinarmalkshur18]

Kevin has now added turnip genius to his list of geniusnesses.

[@outerspaceproduction]

😭😭😭 I'm so proud of him, my boy turnip boy is growing up

[@saurabhmaniyar]

What kind a bank is this😂. Really had a ton of laugh after long time watching Kevin like the old times sake.

[@ObligedUniform]

He turned himself into a Turnip guys. He's Turnip Kevin!

[@xoneki1]

Hi Kevin! Your videos and humour has helped me through tough times, you've became one of my favourite youtubers. Take Care Kevin! Road to 4M

[@andrewmcrae2289]

he needs to rob a bank to commit tax evasion

[@Xavier-yr8nq]

It's 1 am was bout to sleep but saw u uploaded so no sleep

[@Mr_capgrass_stole_my_spine]

Gonna definitely play this with my weekend. Haven't watched yet but I loved the first game a ton

[@fancygernade3066]

DJ sizzle is literally just a bonfire from dark souls

[@Spitfire576]

Yaassss! I hope Kevin continues this series and finishes the game!

[@tomwarren5580]

I love that i didnt even have to be looking at the screen to understand the bank has a leek pun

[@Silias06]

Awwww yeah I love this game so freaking much, so was READY for when you played it Kevin! You are certainly, a Turnip Genius

[@user-zl5lo1is5e]

live laugh love turnip boy

[@Qtlpgt]

Live, laugh, commit tax evasion

[@kevinbestgirl3838]

have a great night kevin

[@GhostHelwig]

A new Kevin video is the best birthday present. 😊 Also, Kevin is a turnip genius.

[@GamingGenius1909]

Kevin you are the best I appreciate all your vids and the effort you put for us

[@boink7401]

This is an amazing game, I swear so much better that Kevin's playing it.

[@user-fu8dn9os4u]

I need more of this!

[@thewoodlandcryptid]

kevin is such a turnip bank robbing genius

[@Zephyr314]

Feeling sick today so this video came at a perfect time, thanks ❤.

[@crayola2053]

HE SAID MY NAME lmao😂

[@rafic123]

Wow, kevin is such a good bank robber. He is a turnip genius

[@raptoraide]

KEVIN IS A TURNIP GENIUS!

[@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimited]

Its crazy how kevin always finds the craziest games to make funny content with he should play lethal company

[@commiedog425]

I finished this day 1 and i could not wait for kev to play it

[@mushu_beardie2556]

You need to play the rest of this game. It gets *wild*

[@Lavenderflowergacha]

Kevin! You’re an absolute turnip genius!!!

[@lalabell666]

Omg!!! Yayyy!!! Theres another turnip boy game!! I got the first one completely spoiled for myself cuz i watched a complete playthrough and it was so entertaining i couldn't stop watching! Trying to let it sit for awhile before i play it lol...

[@X1musicx2Princess3X]

I just started playing this! It's so much fun, can't wait to see this! 💖

[@phelovepokemon]

I found Turnip boy through Kevin, binge played over and over, got two tattoos of TB and now Kevin uploads the new game?! ❤😃 Best day ever.

[@sapphireblue4031]

please continue with this game, turnip and bank heist genius

[@analuizafms_]

Kevin a would give MY LIFE to see you play HADES

[@occultisttrashpanda5808]

I was wondering when you were gonna see this after it appeared on my discovery queue

[@anthonychouler]

This game is so great we need the continuation of your Turnip Adventures!!