This game is about a turnip committing tax evasion

This game is about a turnip committing tax evasion
Committing misdemeanors as an adorable turnip suddenly seems okay now.
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Kippesoep001
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And myself :D
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[@simplig1272]

FYI the beans and the hunans were not iradiated and mutant, until the glowing, sentient turnip boy didn't get close to them. those human kids were the last survivors of humanity, and turnip boy mutated them with his presence, just to kill them shortly after.

[@David-ip4ny]

Well thats... depressing

[@jayl.6998]

that is certainly a way to aviod taxes

[@ElRam]

That tracks with te rest of the game

[@obeliskthe]

Yep... seems like something Kevin would do :D

[@nebvbn4504]

@@ElRam You can notice that the closet above the hazmat suit (at 20:36) was shaking, that's because the child ran to hide in the closet from the irradiated 'monster' (turnip boy!) that broke into their bunker. The boss that shortly follows is said child. Also, the background music is synced to the sound of civil defense sirens.

[@confusionandcreation6036]

Kevin, tearing up the letter: "I just really wanted to disrespect my father" The letter: "please destroy this letter so the IRS won't find it"

[@pedrovallefin8406]

He disrespected his father by not reading the last letter he left to him. Not exactly the disrespect he have in mind, but a disrespect nevertheless.

[@JustPhasingBy]

20:30 I was waiting for him to feel guilty for poisoning that poor girl with radiation and he didn't even realized it was his fault. And he even calls her disgusting after. Kevin really has a knack for the villain role

[@trueblueflare]

Tbh when I played this for the first time I thought she was already like that. Had no frickin' clue it was turnip boy's fault.

[@almightyshoe02]

How was it turnip boy’s fault?

[@gigabit5958]

In the hazmat suit room there the cupboard is shaking, becuase that is where the human is hiding and the when turinip boy gets close the shaking stops and then the human gets radiated

[@almightyshoe02]

@@gigabit5958 oh, thank you. I never noticed that!

[@Gamerman-lu9bs]

@@almightyshoe02 he was simply irradiated

[@ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3]

RT: Understands the backstory and connects the dots of the nuclear bomb near the end of the game. Kevin: Just assumes the worst and guesses radiation was the cause the whole time right from the get-go. Imagine what Kevin could accomplish if he stopped feigning ignorance whenever others are around so they are forced to carry him. He's the MVP masquerading as a hindrance and it's brilliant.

[@caseyoverland7829]

Kevin also said "oh they're mutants?" Immediately after mutating the last humans on earth.

[@alandriazuniga6806]

@@caseyoverland7829 s😅

[@kleinmoretti5385]

@@caseyoverland7829 He's pretty dumb lol

[@kleinmoretti5385]

21:31 btw

[@makhond2498]

the smart move is being lazy and having thick skin why be exemplary when you can be comfortable

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"This game is about a turnip commiting tax evasion" Ah yes, not even the turnips can escape the horrible nightmare that are taxes

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid..

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@great day if you're a groomer, don't reply

[@jasonvoorheaves3209]

@@hagrid3348 hello dirgaH

[@tidepodeater9368]

Just like al capone

[@tomsadler2548]

This one escapes it clearly pay attention

[@cd2320]

We all know Kevin would never break a law himself

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid..

[@IamaPERSON]

@@hagrid3348 can you help me report to guy with the link?

[@batterybroken]

👀

[@tariqshort4025]

@@IamaPERSON I reported them.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@tariqshort4025 thanks

[@Joe2033]

Some men have boyfriends, some women have girlfriends, but Kevin… well he has a warrant out for his arrest for embezzling €200,000 from a children’s charity.

[@jamescanjuggle]

and thats just the warrents we can get our hands on!

[@jamesprice2163]

Not to mention sitting at the top of the fbi's most wanted list for 2,960,000 counts of brainwashing and mass genocide which is why he fled to Ireland to find protection by the ira

[@LibbSkibb]

I love that Kevin just skimmed over the most important and upsetting aspect of this game (turning the girl in the closet into a mutant then killing her while her parents run away)

[@ilovkittisncats]

WAITTT SHE WAS IN THE CLOSET????. when i played i dumped water on the closet and it stopped shaking so i was clueless 💀💀

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@ilovkittisncats It stops shaking when you get near, and slams shut and starts glowing instead. Before that you can see her hands and her eyes peeking out from behind the door. (That also confused me the first time though, because I was so focused on the upgrade I didn't look very carefully at it.)

[@ilovkittisncats]

@@Nat_the_Chicken ohhh that makes more sense now

[@princeberton]

I’m sad Kevin didn’t find the nuke, and get the secret final boss fight in space

[@originlights3050]

Also the Gurren Lagann reference

[@mahmoudsherif7373]

Also KAKYOIN

[@Waylude]

Do it djkevi

[@heheh7706]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGnFf5uKqJmGjq8

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@originlights3050 *_Now it's time for him to become the drill that breaks through the heavens!_*

[@ClownNaround]

21:16 Your radiation turned her into a mutant. Your radiation also heated up the bean cans and made them mutants. You literally raided someone's bunker to survive the bombs dropped and you killed them. The last hoomans. Why am I surprised haha

[@peanutthelion815]

I can't believe I watched someone spend like 2 hours not finishing this game, then Kevin comes in, start to finish in 25 minutes. Absolute legend

[@mackenziedesire7515]

RT also played this recently and did a 30ish minute video on the whole game, which you might want to watch 'cause he got a different ending, too. Or additional ending, I suppose.

[@Metzli]

Well, this is edited of course xD

[@nasseis4260]

@@Metzli no shit

[@Metzli]

@@nasseis4260 do you think Kevin recorded this entire game in 2h? :P

[@yeboi6436]

@@nasseis4260 when u insinuate someone’s an idiot but you are in fact the idiot...

[@thatonedumbtransboynamedv8311]

9:29 - 9:34 Kevin: "Aww look at him he looks adorable" Me: "Fedorable" Kevin: "Or sorry fedorable" Me: "Thank you" The screen: "Sorry"

[@mixmaximum752]

Kevin, ”He chucked the baby in the trash I like him” Me, “Should I be concerned, oh wait this is Kevin never mind ”

[@foxbird123]

I make similar comments myself. Kevin is my spirit animal in this regard.

[@heheh7706]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGnFf5uKqJmGjq8

[@Metzli]

I was expecting him to play his little clip of him kicking the baby xD

[@DecodedDays]

I’d say the title almost confused me, but then I remembered this is Kevin, and this is normal.

[@IamaPERSON]

@great day BEGONE BOT

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid .

[@DecodedDays]

@@hagrid3348 thank you Hagrid. Very insightful.

[@shrekisthebestanime3644]

I love the taste of poo

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@@IamaPERSON I reported them for identity fraud

[@vittoprince]

Can’t wait for the next sequel “Turnip Boy Commits War Crimes”

[@lawgirl054]

in attempting to disrespect his father, kevin did exactly what was asked of him in the letter lmao

[@kailam4421]

So apparently youre the one that mutates the humans. Youre giving off radiation.

[@CallMeJameskii]

That makes so much more since now

[@heheh7706]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGnFf5uKqJmGjq8

[@Kirply]

@@heheh7706 of course, a bot is here

[@cruncyart]

this is quite obvious if you think about it

[@donutlovingwerewolf8837]

Evil likes

[@lukej6636]

Can we just appreciate that random zoom-in whenever he says 'My name is Kevin'

[@wizzotizzo]

Yeah.

[@hootdoogman8436]

Yeah.

[@rowanw1312]

Yeah.

[@lukej6636]

Yeah.

[@skysloth_]

.haeY

[@Klathis]

It’s a shame kevin didn’t have the music playing. You can actually hear the sirens going off in the background throughout the entire game iirc

[@Errant_Gaming]

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion: KZbin: Ah yes, Stardew Valley.

[@xFlareLeon]

More like even cringier Undertale.

[@donutlovingwerewolf8837]

@@xFlareLeon Undertale is cringey?

[@gooseandfish]

I think if Kevin were a vegetable, a tax evading turnip would be a pretty close match.

[@slotred1249]

A potato

[@heheh7706]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGnFf5uKqJmGjq8

[@ZombieSazza]

“Just so you know this video isn’t legal advice” Damn, I really wanted some sweet tax evasion advice, for a friend…..

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh hi again

[@akuma2918]

I just came to know how to be a turnip :(

[@IamaPERSON]

@keep rollin every like you get is another person who needs to report your main

[@handleonafridge6828]

You go to Yoshi for that

[@yvaskhmir]

I mean, this game is actually good, the story of Liz is actually sad and the fact that it's all hidden in this weird, "innocent" aesthetic makes it even better.

[@xo801]

I feel attacked for unironically still listening to DONTTRUSTME

[@dtotheg384]

I don’t care who the IRS sends. I’m not paying taxes.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Ah, Dan.

[@robbietheweirdo]

You're braver than joker

[@usernameunknown2823]

YEUS. Kevin has joined RT in playing one of the best games ever made. . . but he didn't play the music. . .

[@masansr]

He didn't even finish the game.

[@mjbutnotmaryjane]

@@masansr he did. That's the default ending. For the other boss fight you have to have found the nuke, which he didn't, that's an alternative ending I'm pretty sure.

[@quaza2001]

my disappointment is immeasurable

[@NLferdiNL.]

@@mjbutnotmaryjane nah for the secret end you gotta find all documents.

[@mjbutnotmaryjane]

@@NLferdiNL. right, makes sense.

[@rickbergolla4055]

I like how this means, Kevins steam account is forever labeled a "simp"

[@heliamehdipour]

The part where kevin said "ohhh he’s gonna eatt mee "was the cutest thing ever in this video

[@yugare-chan4742]

3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me "Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him"

[@bellz9113]

Yes this was the song in highschool!

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

"I want to be in traffic" so is that the real reason why Kevin got hit by a car

[@MEGAMAN6498]

Traffic more like bore Ragnarok

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@@MEGAMAN6498 Hey Jim can I come out of the basement now?

[@MEGAMAN6498]

@@UtopssAKAPJ how dare you even think about such an idea you won't be fed this week

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@@MEGAMAN6498 come on Jim be nice, I just wanted a bit of fresh air

[@MEGAMAN6498]

@@UtopssAKAPJ shhhh I don't wanna hear it

[@readymcspeedy1392]

Literally bought this game two days ago and said, "this is a perfect Kevin game"

[@MadnessIncVP]

IRS: _”Not paying taxes is Illegal.”_ Starbucks: _”Nice Joke, bro.”_ _”I’m doing a lot of evil stuff here today,”_ Like everyday, right?

[@heheh7706]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGnFf5uKqJmGjq8

[@fawnieee]

Jeff bezos: _very nice joke bro_ No but seriously, if you pay a certain amount into charities you don't have to pay taxes. Only the rich cheat the system by _owning_ the charities they "donate" too and eventually funnel the money back into their pockets, many charities are just a front to achieve this and it goes completely unpunished. It's also why most charities achieve absolutely nothing, because they're just there to ensure rich people get to keep their money without paying taxes.

[@MadnessIncVP]

@@fawnieee Charities achieve absolutely nothing. Yeah, both the U.S, and the U.K, have that going, it seems.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

" social interaction and Soup are my nightmare" Boy Kevin is become more and more relatable

[@IamaPERSON]

@hv a gooday shut up, bot

[@samshaffer2250]

I would like soup if it wasn't so wet

[@ev.an_]

If you collect all documents and rip them up, you can unlock the final ending to the game along with the final boss fight Like so Kevin sees!

[@iforgor6673]

Do you mean final as in the canon ending?

[@ev.an_]

@@iforgor6673 yes

[@spongy7426]

And attack the nuke

[@robbietheweirdo]

I love how the turnips dad asked him to destroy the letter but Kevin didn't read it so he thought he was being a bad son, but he did exactly what he was asked to do

[@jessiedoyle4557]

The forceful yet deadpan 'uwu' from Kevin was * chef's kiss *

[@tripplesee9969]

7:23 never thought I'd hear Kevin say "Gimme one of them flavored kisses, UwU"

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

This game is about committing tax evasion At this point Kevin committing tax evasion is not a surprise the man commits murder everyday

[@IamaPERSON]

Report the guy with the link

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid. .

[@leonardochapman4736]

Lol

[@MEGAMAN6498]

You follower I have seen you before I would like to send you to the sweatsh legitimate business I own

[@IamaPERSON]

@@MEGAMAN6498 Hello dear leader!

[@ughitstanja]

Fun fact: Kevin died more in Turnip boy than in Resident Evil 8

[@Sica_Lee]

The implication that a fully ripened produce military exists makes me feel paranoid when I shop at my local grocer and the broccoli be lookin at me funny.

[@BubblyShip]

Game: So help find this kidnapped child - Kevin: ugh FINE Game: By the way, there's a group of criminals trying to escape, absolutely DO NOT - Kevin: *sprints away towards criminals

[@ldalexandrite]

I’m 5 minutes in and I’m just noticing that Kevin’s skin complexion is same as the turnip’s

[@dragon_girl12]

He keeps making videos while he's sick. Wish he'd rest more.

[@turgburg4890]

@@dragon_girl12 maybe it's fun for him idk. Hed take a break if it was bad.

[@ruchick6155]

Lol 69 likes

[@trindalas]

Yea I was honestly kinda concerned because he looks like an extra from a zombie movie or something, but he seems to be doing ok. I do hope he gets rest if he needs it and doesn’t push himself too hard just to keep his (legally not a ) cult entertained. We need our leader to be healthy darn it. 🥺

[@TheGamer-vx5go]

I just realised it’s Turnip BOY not man which means he should not have to pay taxes therefore the plot of him committing tax evasion isn’t legal

[@leen8430]

Never thought fedoras work so well for turnips. Tax evasion AND style advice - you're truly the best, Kevin.

[@onebilliontacos3405]

I’m honestly a bit confused RT only played this game a few weeks ago. Why is he playing it again?

[@salzkuuu]

He might have amnosia

[@supershadow9510]

He wanted to show the normal ending

[@kariemacmackin5915]

Poor RT

[@heheh7706]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGnFf5uKqJmGjq8

[@shanemorris3554]

When they first started coming up in my feed I didn't realise they were 2 different people.

[@thekingofbboys3371]

As someone who got this game, it is generally the funniest game I played

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

until you think about the lore.

[@adethesimp]

Kevin: “You chucked a baby in the trash!” Also Kevin: *_”I like you.”_*

[@chrism7342]

You had me at "Fedorable"

[@theotherVLF]

Awh yeah! It's my favorite tax evader And Turnip Boy is here too!!

[@Soup-soap3]

honestly, if Kevin wanted to just read the tax evasion Wikipedia page I would watch it

[@RocoPwnage]

Turnips and tax evasion? Ah yes, I also enjoy Animal Crossing.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

This is one of a very select few games that actually uses modern memes (tier 3 sub) and terms (simp) appropriately and not having it feel forced and cringey.

[@Jackson-jn4vf]

Bet you Turg doesn’t like tax evasion.

[@backonlazer791]

Perhaps, but he's too nice to hold it against you.

[@Jackson-jn4vf]

@@backonlazer791 he doesn’t like it, but he accepts it…

[@samshaffer2250]

He doesn't like it, but he doesn't fully understand it

[@heheh7706]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGnFf5uKqJmGjq8

[@brookenaquin4794]

more like bore ragnarok

[@meta9492]

So this is the alternate universe where Kevin is a turnip and kills onion god

[@The_Jumping_Box]

but...he didn't go the onion god part...

[@rogergoza3180]

Kevin singing DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3 was perfect I need a full cover

[@RikuoNura383]

Kevin: Playing game about tax evasion Spiff: Find exploit to do tax evasion

[@humanperson6495]

Yay! Tax evasion! Thanks Kevin for telling (and influencing) me, an impressionable minor who cannot be responsible for their actions.

[@tyvania1322]

Kevin:Wait the mayor has made me his henchman that doesn’t seem fair! Also Kevin:When life gives you lemons lie to them and steal their money

[@garblesnarps]

“Didn’t expect to say that today” -Kevi, 2021

[@allisonmizer]

Kevin singing 3OH!3 is all I needed in life and just didn't know it

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 726 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@ShojoSen]

@UCIu3D02yisqiFArQta7WtJw You got him right there. He's on the ropes now

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ShojoSen ?

[@satella8963]

No way that’s number is true

[@prollymarkus]

you have over 800 comments on his channel so the fact you’re this dedicated is amazing, i applaud you!!

[@KCS-ep7tv]

@@prollymarkus it is 😂😂

[@FrenchFries2]

I always thought vegetables would rise up and be supreme overlords

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

Report my fake

[@FrenchFries2]

@@THWhite-ip3uq no

[@thetwonky2940]

most vegetables cant really rise uo

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid .

[@mr.patriotjol]

Nice name lol

[@MrLogan2600]

Doesn’t even realize he killed the poor girl through his radiation

[@jellifiedcritter9043]

The way Kevin saying "Is that bacon?" is so cute lmao

[@NatalieBelsha]

The fact that there is someone out here that made this game... there is another Kevin out there somewhere

[@HiHi-oz4kc]

I actually know who made this game too, she was incredibly nice, we played soccer years ago lmao

[@random_tristan]

I’m so happy that Kevin played this great game.

[@churchtea7482]

I love how he tore up his dads letter but that's what it said to do at the end😂

[@jonathandufault2099]

This was playing while I was asleep. I woke up with a start hearing you reason through the pumpkin bit. You are really smart.

[@glyph4582]

“Today kids we will be doing tax evasion.” Yup, love it.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

As a good Catholic boy kevin would never commit tax evasion, murder yes but tax evasion god no

[@ainoruoste9338]

"This game has a lot going on" it really has and I'm intrigued!

[@CountryMusicMann]

RT spends time analyzing this game as art, talking about the metaphors and the humor involved as a critique of game and popular culture. Kevin: "Reward the player so they stay engaged? I am engaged!"

[@The_Nightingale]

that old lemon made me think of an old version of Stewie Griffin

[@macariodaal]

Terrible jokes like that is the premium content I subcribed for.

[@marcorossi2360]

As weird and whacky this game is, it's still so cute. And I love the fact that you made the video with the full(ish) gameplay.

[@DragonriderEpona]

Turnip-boy meets mutated hoo-man. My brain: starts playing the opening of Elfenlied

[@brightmusic8770]

By the way if people really enjoyed this game, RTGame played it in its entirety :)

[@youropinioniswrong8021]

He also got the true ending boss!

[@cheeseisherelive753]

Thank you ❤️

[@sarasmedberg8203]

do you know if its on his main channel or archive channel?

[@brightmusic8770]

@@sarasmedberg8203 main channel, posted about a month ago

[@callmeturg]

Day 91 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

Report my fake

[@shrekisthebestanime3644]

I love the taste of poo

[@Carla-wk3mz]

Hello turg, how are you doing??

[@notv4sce]

@@THWhite-ip3uq huh?

[@ishan2420]

Nice

[@ey3mzzzs]

It's been 2 years and this video still stands as my Kevin favorite

[@bewbeezy]

this is the first video i've ever seen by Kevin but i can already tell that i love him haha, this was delightful.

[@zaimandkogehcomedy2288]

I love how the beginning is just the wiki page about Tax evasion

[@SortaIrish]

Never thought Turnips and Yoshi had so much in common

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

Ah, yes. Teaching us tax evasion just like famed career criminal, Yoshi.

[@sehzzy]

“If I could have bean just a bit quicker” 😂 love it

[@akuma2918]

I think Kevins channel is the only one where u can find turnips doing tax evasion

[@pulisicgaming8248]

It’s all fun and games till a nuke destroys humanity and vegetables grow legs

[@billytomgameing3932]

i agree but there is 1 problem there are still humans on earth and about half way through we see a normal turnip farm so... recovable

[@pulisicgaming8248]

@@billytomgameing3932 I thought the girl you kill was the last one?

[@billytomgameing3932]

@@pulisicgaming8248 they was 2

[@failedfairytales22]

"And if your boyfriend's got beef, well tell him im a vegetarian cause ain't fcking scared of him" my jaw is dropped that Kevin knows 3OH!3

[@iamastanchion3598]

Ah yes tax evasion, probably one of the more tame crimes he's committed virtually.

[@andreteapot5758]

This proves that RTgame is just future Kevin in disguise

[@ZombieSazza]

“Got an achievement, simp” So like half of twitch then

[@leahbobeaa]

This has been on my steam wishlist for awhile, I'm happy to see Kevin play it!

[@pokabrows]

I kinda love when you and RT play the same games because while similar in some ways you also both bring different perspectives to the game and I end up enjoying watching a playthrough of the same game twice.

[@XellosNi]

"Is that a drug or what?" ....I don't know, is nuclear waste drugs a thing?

[@kiwisandsprinkles8947]

I mean radium kind of was

[@emptyFanatics]

This game screams Kevin. I love this. You're so the person to play this game.

[@DavionX13]

Now that I think about it, a turnip is more badass than the animated Joker.

[@sheriru0072]

IMO this is one of the best games for Kevin to play. I love his reactions 😂😍

[@thenaynaycat]

Honestly I'm surprised Kevin didn't just run in a random direction for the pumpkins

[@sheepgoat3843]

Tax Evasion: The Universal Language

[@Missa_Propriation]

This game is what you get when you mix ooblets, kindergarten, and family man.

[@erdaldzebo6193]

play more of this. this is fun I love it