Hitman 2 but I force everyone into lockdown

[@lorenzovakarian]

To be fair Kevin, if I saw you running down my neighbourhood dressed in a clown suit wielding a fish, the government wouldn't need to enforce lockdown, I'd stay inside by choice.

[@supr3m3panda]

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't save you.

[@DeathnoteBB]

supremepanda It would as long as you don’t answer the doorbell

[@1nsert_name]

Id Probloably say hi to the clown just casually walking down the street , but emidietly sit back down when he slaps someone with it

[@paulcooper3722]

Smart choice

[@dankmom9227]

Honestly tho.

[@user-yn1bd4yf3h]

Hitman: requires stealth Kevin: translates that as killing everyone so no-one finds out

[@HakonNordhaug]

No one will notice, if there is no one to notice! It is truly a big brain moment 💕

[@youtubesfuckinggay497]

No one can set off an alarm if there’s no one to set off the alarm

[@chimerical8746]

irish stealth

[@reaperwolf8135]

I'm the same way

[@twinodoom]

Can't have witnesses if they're all dead

[@Lukery556]

Everybody gangsta til Kevin’s auto-aiming suitcase comes flying at ya

[@russianname2986]

Ace The watcher it looks so ridiculous the way it travelled toward her

[@anirudhsharma9802]

Хорошая шутка Вау ridiculous ? What do you mean ?? Thats how the suitcase follows me when my dad throws it at me.

[@ahegaomyeggo5773]

@Square Zack because players demanded it be brought back

[@Team-fj5xg]

Ace The watcher no

[@thebigpandatheory]

😅😅good one

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Thanos: By eliminating half of life- Kevin: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@cidinhanascimento3577]

Leave please

[@lakmunchlaxjosiah201]

why are you everywhere???

[@IamaPERSON]

@@lakmunchlaxjosiah201 if you see him everywhere, aren't you everywhere too?

[@philipt.1466]

If the universes are parallel, then how is he ahead?

[@bigfudge2031]

seriously, I see this guy in every comment section everywhere.

[@BoredMurphy]

Kevin isn't the hero we deserve but he's the hero we need. Remember, don't go outside, or else Kevin will make sure you stay inside, because your kneecaps are a privilege, not a right!

[@IamaPERSON]

Pretty much

[@spottedscimittar9402]

Thanks

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

47 may have a sniper pistol, but it won't reach to germany

[@charliekluckhuhn3126]

Chris aka Schulbus dont answer the door

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@@charliekluckhuhn3126 then how will i receive my amazon delivery? how will i get to the mailbox to retrieve the illegal items? how will i go on a walk? you're suggesting i should not do all of that, because some bold man says so, ha, i don't think so

[@M4SOPMODII]

"The gardener has a gun and the exterminator has C4?" Well the mission does take place in America.

[@11jerans]

Please, not American gardener would be caught dead without semi automatic 12 gauge. The odd part was how under equipped the gardener was. How else are you supposed to take care of dandelions?

[@not5Gdinosaur]

@@11jerans spoken like a true American

[@GoldenGoblinSupport]

God I love this country.

[@mygonvega]

how else are you gonna take care of the ant problem, by planting bombs in their nests of course

[@ultracarterac6608]

That's Vaild

[@finno5827]

Street: full of bodies in a stealth game Kevin: "so far so good!"

[@TheTrueCaptainAwesome]

Some people use cardboard boxes, some people use clown suits.

[@IamaPERSON]

Heyo Finn O. It's still stealth if no one is alive to find you.

[@kaylal9790]

Hey Finn O

[@bigfudge2031]

They can't see you if there dead.

[@parzialmentestremato825]

Nice profile pic

[@user-xl2ru5dq6r]

Alright, if someone isn't convinced that they should stay inside after seeing a clown running around throwing a fish at people yelling at them to stay home, I don't know what would work.

[@ayushshukla2253]

At that point it's just natural selection

[@mightymrchicken3107]

Lmao so true

[@MONSTERSIZEDBEETLES]

Didn’t work in 2016

[@Maylage]

Like they totally did 3 or 4 years ago when there were quite literal clown murders in the streets and nobody gave a shit

[@n3wtthedeadguy342]

Nightfire I would like your comment but, it's at 666 likes so....

[@jojoreference94]

"I'm a rival muffin company" that's brilliant

[@MaiaMirabell]

Know who uses muffins - blueberry ones - as a weapon of choice in this very game? *RTGAME* ....we can't have that in Kevo realm now, can we? No.

[@Phoenix3573]

I was mesmerized by that suitcase just spinning in the air for so long 😂

[@mygonvega]

its a motorized heat-seeking suitcase

[@hermelindaorendain9937]

@@mygonvega 000

[@ahmetkeremcetin9284]

Slo mo suitcase

[@drnoob1168]

Jjjjuff

[@Mysteriousindividualguy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aanZh5WfbaloY8k

[@broomy143]

Kevins pro tip: go dress up as a clown and force self isolation on people to save the world

[@TheTrueCaptainAwesome]

The Adrian Veidt Gambit!

[@ecyt2447]

God I fucking love him ( no homo? )

[@TheIZI6]

He is a good guy once in a while.

[@russianname2986]

Don’t forget the fish

[@glyph4900]

A true idol!

[@dstroyer11YT]

I love the fact that the old man is screaming "Help me!" as he runs off in the background while Kevin is distracted with his outro.

[@aluckyrose]

the people aren’t quarantining because mole isn’t available to talk.

[@usamabhanbhro6482]

I got your reference there😅

[@kaiser1817]

Ariana Gudel IT WAS MOLE 2 YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

[@aluckyrose]

CommunistComrade1922 let’s be honest here, lack of communication from any mole would drive anyone to insanity.

[@jonnypballin]

He got exploded

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

Hey is Mole 2 available to explode?

[@krazyxki]

8:35 "Hehehe I'm gonna play a prank. Now when they come to the door, they'll see their relative's dead body! I'm so good at pranks." WHEEZING. Kevin is a nutcase.

[@cosmic2750]

Ah yes. So Kevin *IS* a nutcase...

[@Lukery556]

Kevin: shoots someone in the back The man next to him: “don’t go sucker punching people like that”

[@kamimizuumi]

Maybe the gun just felt like being sucker punched 500,000 times.

[@bendriscoll]

10:03 I died of laughter at the way Janus just ran away without Kevin noticing.

[@arielmontero3929]

Kevin: You should be self isolating not starting block parties Also Kevin: "Get back to partying nothing to see here"

[@ItsUrBoi]

Ariel Montero reverse psychology at its finest

[@grazziotti7669]

"poor dude, he's just trying to sell his muffins" If he knew what those muffins are made of he would be proud of himself

[@potatoandrus9760]

What are they made of

[@toogaytolift9176]

It's sad I'm not in on the hitman muffin lore or else I'd probably be laughing right now

[@SapientialPogonophobic]

You ant just make a joke and not explain the muffin lore

[@vividandlucid]

They're made out of blueberries

[@grazziotti7669]

@@potatoandrus9760 if I remember correctly the baker uses body parts and blood in the composition of it somehow. There's an entire background story about it in the own level

[@fortemeria_]

Imagine a gardener walking around with a gun, looking at you and saying "hmm this murder isn't ripe yet" and walking off into the distance

[@sneakerhead571]

Meli loves you I love u to

[@tylerpetty577]

"I've got my clown suit on and my fish in my pocket, it's going to be a good day. " -current mood

[@finno5827]

8:35 Thats just legit psycho horror at this point

[@Travivision]

"The mole people have had it too tough for too long" For a guy who enslaved someone named Mole in the walls and basement of his house in Sims 4, that's a rather merciful statement.

[@TheGeekyGamer]

hit man isn’t hit man without a clown suit

[@russianname2986]

Peachy or a fish

[@nondescripthandle212]

it isnt hit man without hitting a man unconscious with a wet fish

[@keenanpitzini5427]

😂😂😂

[@Abr4CaD4v3R]

It’s not hitman it’s it

[@sneakerhead571]

Ur so beautiful

[@cazzyspamcerito4535]

Ohhhhhh so that’s why Kevin was staring into the windows of my neighborhood. Thanks for keeping us safe!

[@beefjerky007]

A clown terrorizing a peaceful New England town by murdering people in broad daylight? This is like an alternate timeline version of “IT.”

[@ImThePerson0]

They clearly didn’t know what social distancing was. You did the neighborhood a favor. Thank you for your service.

[@miscellaneousbox848]

Kevin: Hitman 2 but... Me: That's all you had to say

[@crazypunkcat4880]

"Move like a bee! Sting like a... a bee!" Omg flashbacks xD

[@blumpet6250]

*obnoxious alarm goes off.* Random person: "What the hell is that?!" Me: don't worry, that's obviously an "everything's okay" alarm, Kevin told me :)

[@MariaTex3]

Kevin: "Hehehe, I'm gonna play a prank!" Also Kevin: Creates a psychological torture scene on someone's front porch

[@dajakel5]

Literally spat out my drink when the old man started running. I am more likely to purchase this game now.

[@jinxedyuri5756]

8:30 l laughed for like 30 minutes 😂😂😂 i love this series of killing poor feckers. Keep it up kevin

[@pinkbowfroggy]

“I think everyone is actually inside now” That’s because everyone’s dead 😂

[@sneakerhead571]

Pikachu x I would die for someone like u :)

[@carolyn9758]

Can we talk about how good he’s gotten at this game?

[@KKC97]

"What the hell?" "Nothing I'm just a rival muffin company."

[@bean3834]

Ah yes, words of wisdom: “stay inside, that’s the only place I won’t getcha”. That’s the only place corona won’t getcha

[@retr0_ak]

Nobody: Kevin: Shoots you in the back and says he meant to have your back.

[@Xehanort10]

9:40 Kevin, a true hero. Saving the elderly from infection by the Corona virus by threatening them at gunpoint to go back inside their houses.

[@AmyAnnLand]

"I've got my load out." Wait, what kind of video is this, Kevin?

[@IamaPERSON]

*The best kind*

[@frenchtoast312]

Shhhhhhhh, don’t worry about it

[@AmyAnnLand]

@@IamaPERSON Yes. I should edit a pic of Kevin with the ubiquitous Brazzers logo superimposed onto it.

[@LisaD478]

yeeeeeeee

[@AmyAnnLand]

@@frenchtoast312 Oh, I'm not worried. Just intrigued by the direction this channel is moving. Lol

[@nugsnjugs9954]

Its funny looking back as an essential worker in a semiconductor company, 6 people died of covid and all corporate gave us was mass layoffs when covid was lifted. The CEO got a nice 400% pay increase during covid though.

[@callmeturg]

My life has been greatly improved by Turg. Thank you for being the creator of such a beautiful Mii.

[@Bigfuzz1996]

At 1:04 that suitcase really had no intention on obeying the the laws of physics😂😂

[@robinl4975]

Your Hitman videos helps keep me sane during this period :D Especially since i am a ”essential worker” working in a hospital, no social distancing for me :(

[@possessedaerosol8343]

Thank you for your work during this chaotic time

[@IamaPERSON]

Thanks for helping the sick!

[@hdmagicmark]

"Im glad that weve done something good today" *old man screaming in the background*

[@crossbones116]

Kevin murdering people not self-isolating to keep them safe. Respect.

[@Badabum663]

Thanks for your respect Kevin I'm an essential worker I come from Manchester UK & i work in a childrens nursery and I'm currently watching this on my lunch break. Thanks and keep the vids coming.

[@bonehead7642]

8:29 Kevin be like YOU FAILED THE VIBE CHECK

[@yenipop4623]

“Move like a bee, sting like uh…bee!”

[@morgan3716]

Thank you for uploading everyday! I watch your videos on my breaks and it’s nice to have a little laugh when everything is so doom and gloom. #turg2020

[@sneakerhead571]

Ky ur sooooo beautiful

[@aaa10739]

6:43: Joseph Joestar in Stardust Crusaders

[@Terraphice]

HORY SHIIITTTTTT! That's exactly what I was thinking!

[@emilykins008]

Y e s ~

[@emilykins008]

Jojo fans really are everywhere aye

[@wixards1416]

"Block mole hole" Hey Kevin, is Mole 2 available to talk?

[@lascrimeurducane6706]

8:28 "you failed the rest!" Poor old, foolish lady just had to answer to maniacal enforcer😂

[@harrisigaming1850]

Me:looks at how long ago the video was uploaded Me again:looks at dislikes Also me:HOW CAN YOU DISLIKE THIS IT WAS UPLOADED 4 MINUTES AGO AND THE VIDEO IS 10 MINUTES LONG!!

[@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038]

There are probably a few assholes that hate him for some obscure reason, and are subscribed just so they can dislike the videos.

[@washingtonredskins7519]

Well, the real question is...how can anyone dislike anything Kevin uploads?

[@M4SOPMODII]

Because there are, unfortunately, people who have nothing better to do than go around disliking videos for no reason.

[@lou4619]

What I love about Kevin is when he uploads I can put my food in to cook and his videos act as the 10 minute timer EDIT: thanks for the perfect nuggets Kev

[@AtlasNL]

Of course the mole didn’t see it coming *Moles are blind*

[@jorgetheyellowgreenbean5908]

I love the royalty free kids music while he’s killing people

[@ellieclayton1953]

Day 6 of asking Kevin to play Gmod Murder with the Irish squad.

[@IamaPERSON]

Irish (I wish) he sees your comment

[@GeorgeTwamers]

Stay with it, stay strong and hopefully we will get your wish before we are aloud back outside.

[@DarthVraak]

Anything Gmod would be cool imo, like Prop Hunt for instance

[@kaesma3235]

thank you kevin for making videos ❤️ i lost my mom 2 days ago and your videos have managed to make me smile through these dark times.

[@gtankcorsi8018]

Kevin’s Hitman series only enhanced my morbid fear of clowns... and Kevin

[@TheTrueCaptainAwesome]

I was 10/10 afraid. Now It's closer to 2020/10.

[@thewildfae8603]

kevin still scared me less than clowns and i'm more likely to be murdered by kevin

[@Engardian]

Kevin’s Hitman series only enhanced my intense attraction to clowns... and Kevin

[@babyaloud]

i've been working in retail and honestly watching kevin right now makes me feel so relaxed esp w everything going on

[@jmn194]

8:35 I laughed at this way to hard, I’m Evil.

[@chancecam9397]

Kevin:self isolate Also Kevin: 4:55

[@Pigeon1386]

I've gotta say, I love the hitman series. Maybe even more than the sims. Also love your vids!

[@sneakerhead571]

Mei Hatsume you are beautiful

[@deadname3350]

ok I doubt anyone's gonna believe me but HOLY SHIT THAT'S MY ART WORK JUST CHILLIN AT 5:34 HUH? HOLY SHIT MAN

[@firstnamegermomium2197]

WOAH COOL!

[@Eyevio]

I’m happy he’s playing this again

[@_kretinous]

Eyevio nice profile pic

[@IamaPERSON]

@@_kretinous what is that profile pic, anyway? Just curious.

[@317boywonder]

As an essential worker at a feckin Arby’s I’d prefer to get taken out by a random fish jumping out the lake while I’m walking to work

[@idax111]

You were outside the whole time....you have lived long enough to become the villain

[@keithdixon1189]

5:51 **sound of terror ** you sound sick already come back 😂💀

[@rangerleaf1505]

Kevin: *"Im a Rival Muffin Company"* Me: *SURPRISED PICKACHU FACE*

[@stribbles4540]

Muffin companies are some of the most ruthless business competitors

[@fenrisulf1r]

best part of quarantine: looking forward to Kevin's hair getting soooper long

[@miracleschmidt4342]

You were right

[@brinkjana2000]

I've been feeling really bad all day but your videos just made me smile so much, they're like the perfect thing to watch when I'm feeling down, so thank you so much for making videos ^_^

[@kikigazit]

A pandemic where everyone on earth could die: Kevin: "lets kill everyone on that map"

[@Lucky-sq3ky]

The cuts are so perfectly timed

[@PlayGamesWithPedro]

i like how the laws hat perfectly shows 47s barcode

[@JameBond007.]

i like how at the end of the video the grandpa ran outside anyways

[@jasmindinner2378]

Kevin is very good at killing when he plays hitman... Suspiciously good...

[@ginomctony6773]

"I just stumbled upon a HELL of ALOT of dead bodies!" killed me

[@outdated_garlic1068]

Everytime Kevin says bad guy I get flashbacks to that dude he duetted bad guy with on twitch sings

[@duckseverywhere7087]

The world needs more heroes like Kevin. He makes sure the virus don't spread. Good guy Kevin.

[@zabbas9371]

1:03 Thors uru briefcase. He went for the head too

[@reek3654]

The first video I ever saw of yours was your first RDR2 Online video. I was watching it at school (I was all caught up in class so thats why I wasn't doing work) I had to try so hard not to just burst out laughing, I was laughing quite a bit, but at least nobody cared. I watched a few more videos after that, but these last few days I have just been watching a lot of your videos non stop. Every single one of your videos that I've seen have been hilarious. Keep up the good work!

[@playdead8734]

Kevin Uploads Me: “It’s gonna be a good day”

[@LaurenTheorist]

I feel ya. 3pm EST is legitimately my favourite part of every day. 😂

[@Spiral111]

8:29 Best part of the entire video. God, that was awful but feckin' hilarious.

[@miniturx868]

Just wanted to say that I really like your vids

[@LuckyDT]

The Hitman stuff is absolute gold as always. Love these videos.

[@kieranfisher882]

When are the turg plushies coming out I would love to have one

[@pimjikens]

Turg

[@michaelbuchli7169]

TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

[@serviciosdorianmenendez]

Kevin doing something good. Each month of 2020 si weirder and scarier than the previous one.

[@generalclanker8379]

Stay home kids. You don't want the corona to get you, or even worse, Kevin.

[@Macndcheese]

1:02 nice throw

[@alexpollock6932]

4:54 i love how he didn’t show it

[@invictus50ssl]

As an essential worker - Thanks for keeping shit light with games like this. It's honestly much appreciated because it helps not let the dread and stress build up.

[@herrnorbert7809]

"why does a gardener have a gun" welcome to the us

[@justrobin8155]

That first suitcase got like 5 seconds of hangtime. Impressive.

[@YoLoyoutube]

So far Kevin has taken the lives of 20 people I saw walking outside in my hometown. Let this be a lesson to you.

[@nexudan]

0:41 You hear a clown running with a briefcase talking to himself, you hear the words force into isolation, run

[@SirBlueberries]

Saving lives by taking them one at a time!

[@ryandaniels9665]

This is the comedy relief we need. As serious as the lockdown is, it’s nice to see this take on it. It’s sad enough hearing all the stuff on the news. This cheered me up :)

[@harryhillman4687]

When Kevin gives up and just beats the mission without killing everyone is the day the world ends

[@Ragingquite]

As a Key Worker, working in the care sector, your Hitman videos fighting covid-19 really make me smile and forget about the situation for a while. And you know, it shows us what will happen if people don't follow the isolation rules, you'll be hunted down by a clown with a fish.