I may be the worst pirate to ever sail the Sea of Thieves

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Estie
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Finn Stewart
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Gabrielle D
Genevieve The Paradox
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[@rebeccabelton1043]

“Task failed successfully” is just Kevin personified at this point

[@MaiaMirabell]

I can see that ^^ on a T-shirt....

[@rebeccabelton1043]

Maia Red Mirabilis god knows I’d need one

[@Mayra9148]

it truly is god bless

[@LuckyDT]

Rebecca Belton That’s about perfect.

[@Marcus01285]

Task successfully failed

[@JuicyBagel44]

“RT you’re already down there, start repairing!” Poor RT, Kevin pretty much enslaves the poor fecker in whatever they play. 😂

[@haddy106]

Past Kevin was a genius

[@UchihaChikiru]

I think he just likes it at this point

[@Apartment98]

‘You’ve made a powerful but stupid enemy today.’ Kevin - 2020

[@haddy106]

Present Kevin is a dumbass

[@WhatiThebanse]

😂

[@Therealblueberrymask]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM for president

[@kalebparker6162]

@@Therealblueberrymask bruh I ain't pressing dat

[@BillyBob-dq7sc]

Kaleß Parker it’s a Rick roll

[@noahmorris1015]

its so dang funny that in just messing around they actually successfully pirated from not one, not two, but three other ships, sank two, and drafted multiple people to their crew. kevin might just be the best pirate i've ever seen.

[@lachlancole6827]

So it would seem

[@Fractured_Requiem]

*pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies*

[@aidenduval1492]

So it would seem

[@jackbudi]

Kevin’s the real Ocean Man

[@IamaPERSON]

*sings ocean man*

[@Foreign501st]

Jim takes me by the hand... Wait...

[@cactusbuds2979]

Lead me to the basement

[@tokiotou]

Bore ragnarok

[@alextheladd8000]

JackBudi Kevin man, take me by the hand take me to the land, that you understand *ends up in basement*

[@aarondavison4366]

"What would we do without you" Kevin: "A lot more" Its the participation that counts kevin 😂😂

[@Isaac-ec6rw]

Liking without ruining the 69: 👍

[@UnsaneMan]

👍

[@casparnguyen4939]

he's just happy to be here

[@emilyk.5600]

First it was don’t starve together, now it’s this. I’m starting to think RT getting hit by lightning is a common occurrence. 🤔

[@kanda_franca]

Emily K. ah what a wonderful pair. rt gets hit by lightning and kevin gets hit by cars

[@grandtheft248]

I think Kevin summons the lightning to be chaotic he's becoming more like Jim Pickens every day

[@MaiaMirabell]

It gets worse - see RT's vid for an unexpected and *EPIC* hit at the end.... "take me hoooomeeeee"

[@ineffabletryx6528]

We can't let RT vlog...

[@Ake-TL]

If Kevin could be admin, i would suspect him to be summoning the lightning

[@GrievousFrom]

I absolutely love that quote. "You've made a powerful but stupid enemy today". Now loot their lightsabers.

[@kvproductions2581]

best grievous is 2003 grievous, sad they made him so much worse in the later versions :c

[@justayeet5905]

KV Productions are you making fun of a poor asthmatic robot’s increasing lung issues?! Shame

[@kvproductions2581]

@@justayeet5905 no no i like the coughing, i'm making fun of the fact that in 2003 he was fecking awesome at fighting and a great tactician and in the new TCW and ep.3 he was just dumb and always lost

[@justayeet5905]

KV Productions oh haha ok. I never watched the older cartoon soooo..

[@kvproductions2581]

@@justayeet5905 no need to watch the whole thing, here, someone has already cut those scenes out for you kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmbXaXRmg7p2qKs

[@harperxo9]

When he said "This video is sponsored by:" I got flashbacks of him trolling Appnana and Raid shadow legends

[@seriously9571]

Erghh?! >:(

[@user-yn1bd4yf3h]

Mrs Rocket he trolled Raid: Shadow Legends?

[@sinandonk6782]

But have you felt that?

[@muscularjew]

@@user-yn1bd4yf3h i dont think he did, i remember him accepting a raid sponsorship

[@imkristian]

@@seriously9571 i can hear Kevin's voice while reading this 😂

[@annuxx]

Missed opportunity to call RT "arrr-T"

[@quackgirl7140]

feck

[@thesnoms1492]

sugar

[@hemlixx3504]

Shite

[@alekate7691]

Kevin: "everything is fine" Narrator: "no it was not"

[@DlLFZ]

“That might just be the worst pirate i’ve ever seen” - Kevin is Jack Sparrow, we’ve cracked it boys

[@ORelic]

^Wack sparrow

[@DlLFZ]

Relic pirates of the kevinbbean and the curse of the bore ragnarok

[@raven_the_demon]

"You're the worst pirate I ever heard of" "But you have heard of me"

[@CidPerfect]

lee taeyong pirates of the kevinbbean: at turg’s end

[@DlLFZ]

CidPerfect oh my god william turger

[@grandmazambie]

I've seen most of the streams and this one's definitely one of my favorites

[@Daniel-kq4bx]

But is it better than Simpsons

[@raiden6607]

31st

[@RilkeanKisses]

Especially the end when he does the pacifist run on cod

[@grandmazambie]

@@RilkeanKisses I really love the pacifist runs, they're so stressful tho

[@MasterHall117]

TheGeeNee is just as good

[@Firsona]

Alternate title: Why the Irish didn't have colonies.

[@fabra1122]

Underrated

[@BMoney8600]

Firsona this made me laugh

[@ladymopar2024]

Lol

[@arandombard1197]

Ireland WAS a colony.

[@CraicDealer]

We colonised America and Australia anyway

[@mavnycto]

god this stream was a rollercoaster to watch

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

It was awesome. Them sailing in circles, chasing after random ships, everyone slowly burning to death, the meteor at the end. Heck, if that one guy hadn't tried to blow up their ship, they might've tried to pull the sloop with harpoons like some tug boat. Though I wonder if that'll actually work.

[@nunyabusiness6450]

Skillshare: Which video should we sponsor? Kevin: P I R A T E S

[@TheBlqde]

Date beef boss already damnit

[@ToffeeMochaBear]

I love when Kevin plays with Dan and Max. The dynamics they have are hilarious! 😂

[@MaiaMirabell]

Yep, they need to do more together. Max is a bit of a fav of mine, can't lie.

[@tadeuswernicke2829]

“That’s got to be one of the best pirates I’ve ever seen.” “So it would seem...”

[@josephpritzl4738]

3:50 "he's going to die" Ruffles:just walks on screen

[@radxvzz]

i’m going through a friendship breakup right now, and whenever i’m sad i watch kevin’s videos. i always watch his videos if i’m sad or feeling any type of way , i’m glad he exists😎

[@alidaleeannspence2734]

Oh ouch. Big hugs man. I'm going through domestic violence atm.Been binge watching Kevs videos that past couple of days. 😎🤠 Every little bit helps.

[@MadnessIncVP]

“How have we been to the same island THREE times?” It’s *Kevin.* We love him, but...😂 9:10 - 9:13 *”Destroy anything that moves” intensifies.*

[@spiritplayz2337]

Did anyone else notice how it said “Prenium” in the sponsorship section of the video.

[@UnforgivenActions]

It's prenium content, what do you expect? :D

[@baum3715]

He probably made the segment right after the stream.

[@seriously9571]

I paused my movie to be here just for this man 💪💛

[@jazzpancake1167]

Reliving the adventure, the love and the betrayal has been a pleasure.

[@Missquerade]

A spoopy pirate are ye? Play The Monkey Island series Kevin!

[@beholdnonsense5100]

I second this

[@zoeheim4099]

Or jolly rover

[@selobee4831]

Omg yes that would be awesome lol

[@robertaviles8451]

As captain of the sloop BLACK FALCON, I've honestly thought I'd seen it all! Now I know to be on the lookout for Captain Kevin and his crew of the SS NO MERCY!

[@WikiED]

Every time i see it i'm amazed that greenscreen is used as a green background, not as a greenscreen.

[@CeramicQuill]

It's to highlight his Irish features

[@dumbbugthememe2607]

Kevin is the perfect pirate drunk, criminal, tall, dark, and handsome oh yeah he also has a hat

[@ImThatRandomGrrrl]

Dark? LOL

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

He is the whitest of whites bro

[@dumbbugthememe2607]

@@nighttaco10blooperton8 no

[@dumbbugthememe2607]

@@ImThatRandomGrrrl no

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

@@dumbbugthememe2607 it’s the fecking truth

[@kerollaynemoreira7536]

1:24 same energy as "get out me car!"

[@BMoney8600]

“I’m sleeping in the bar.” -Kevin 2020 spoken like a true Irishman

[@davidmackayy]

Move over Johnny Depp, Kevin is on his way to steal your role in Pirates of the Caribbean

[@raiden6607]

But john depy actor but kevin is not handdsomes

[@aliveslice]

@@raiden6607 🤔🤔🤔

[@Herrmit]

@@aliveslice big brain time

[@ricbulow]

Kevin can't steal something Johnny Depp no longer have. He got fired.

[@raiden6607]

@@ricbulow oh. Then John dap so sad. Nit Kevin can say yarr

[@shipmaster1863]

I like how they were planning on doing that quest and spent the rest of the time "recruiting" other pirates

[@shawnporterjr2890]

Already saw this on RTs channel but since it Kevin I’ll watch again

[@tadeuswernicke2829]

“It’s all about how you look at life” I need to open my eyes first.

[@mojo481]

Kevin: why does the server keep muting her Kiwo: w-why!! Kevin: she's screaming mute her! i believe kelvin is a spirit of chaos

[@kirkbytimestv5869]

"You cant just 180 a ship" *laughs in anchorbrake turn*

[@math3000]

Haha ship goes brrrrrr

[@applefanboy5706]

If it’s not raid shadow legends..... I’ll listen

[@Vivixl798]

Kevin's smile always makes me laugh when he tells his jokes

[@enzoofelba]

I like how RT struggled to harpoon a stationary chest but yanked a guy off a moving ship without trying

[@neenachicken]

"I hear a snake" "IT'S RT"

[@perfectvermin6489]

Play monster hunter world i think jim would be great at slaughtering inocent animals

[@lupe323]

Or jim for enslavement and trophy hunting

[@juanDeportas]

Mr. Pumpkin turg is a pacifist

[@cheeseclover]

only in Kevin’s comment section are these comments prominent

[@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630]

Mr. Pumpkin aye I’d like to see that

[@iwong3357]

I'm surprised him and RT haven't done ARK yet. Between tranqs, cages, bolas, and picking up people with a Pteranodon, there is unlimited trolling potential against friends and foes alike.

[@ballsackblues5794]

Daniel's character is just absolute perfection

[@macypenn]

im glad kevin fully appreciates a good satisfying cork pop

[@brandivogt5518]

No one: Absolutely no one: Kevin: I’M SLEEPING IN THE BAR

[@mimidevier7549]

I really read "villainous bounty skull" as "villainous booty call" and I have 0 shame 😐

[@wolverinevolleyball1]

This stream was so chaotic but I’m all for it.

[@sirfirebrand1529]

Kevin launching the cat from the cannon was amazing

[@nikitasoch4303]

No one : Absolutely no one: Call me kevin : we need to go south east right (his friends say yes) ok (goes north West).

[@richardlandgraf5962]

Damn. Kevin is the only content creator who consistently actually gets me interested in their ads and makes me want to buy things.

[@turumbar427]

Kevin and RT have been trying very hard recently to convince us they're separate people. You can't fool us!

[@unknownid9276]

It might have taken a few hundred years extra, but it looks like the Irish have finally mastered Navel Warfare.

[@hajninka01]

The girl has such a unique accent, I could listen to her all day

[@hobbitpeddler4267]

Me too! It's lovely 💛

[@hajninka01]

@@emstink That's good to know! Thanks for the information

[@newwavepop]

is she a streamer?

[@rexrazor9724]

I love Kevin’s videos sooooo much! And I’m sure everyone here is a goood person! DONT BE SAD🙂

[@simpleorange5838]

Why is Kevin cute in every outfit

[@fuckinnobody1733]

I like how kevin gets slightly more Irish whenever he plays with RT

[@NekoNatsumi]

I want to thank you for sharing the opportunity to try out skillshare for 2 months. As someone on a tight budget, low motivation, just generally lost in this world right now, I am very thankful to have another door opened.

[@maga4eva997]

I like how Kevin is just not going to acknowledge that Jim Pickens is literally the governor of Pennsylvania now...

[@mashka2299]

You're definitely the funniest youtuber I've ever watched 🤣

[@josieannmariee]

I feel like Jim is behind the camera forcing Kevin to dress up as a pirate. Blink twice if you need help Kevin!

[@jasminehillman1583]

as someone who LOVES this game, it makes me so happy to see my favorite disaster gremlin playing this (:

[@jackbudi]

3:30 no, that’s falling pianos, Kevin

[@zammismartines1032]

Your multiplayer videos are the best and funniest! Love the way you interact with people and always kind of make them follow you hahaha

[@TheJuhi90]

I've missed all your Sea of Thieves streams, I'm so glad that you made a video of it!

[@heatherfennell3882]

Left Kevin says hello while right Kevin dabs, this is like that movie video all over again.

[@ramo2010]

Watching Kevin's video is the only shred of happiness I get through the day ❤️

[@thisperson8168]

Hello there

[@IamaPERSON]

GENERAL KENOBI

[@AP-iz8du]

@@IamaPERSON you are a bold one

[@DlLFZ]

GENERAL KENOBI

[@fritzspencer7504]

General kenobi

[@dreamlight-yk4mf]

So uncivilised

[@Ethanwaxman]

Please make this a long series

[@LanderBruylandt]

when they started playing the music at the plank it was like kinda emotional and then kevin just pushes him off XD

[@ry_er]

It’s exceptional how bad rt is at games despite it being in his name and job

[@WorldwideXD]

Y'all are perfect pirates. more of this please.

[@unknowngames3501]

Kevin: I am super productive Me: “yes you are”

[@yutyrannusforthanksgiving5880]

When Kevin plays your favorite game that you've been playing since launch and you are simultaneously dying because he knows nothing and happy because hes playing it.

[@firstname6769]

Imagine kevin alone in a room with you with one computer he would annoy you so much Random thoughts

[@Mamamel81]

I would stare at him in awe for like 47 hours straight

[@firstname6769]

@@Mamamel81 his response would probably be "feck off"

[@gaildahlas]

plot twist: Fireboy and Watergirl

[@Skakid789]

Dear Kevin, thank you for properly promoting your sponsorships. I enjoy how you do it at the beginning, keep it punctual, and it's [usually] quick. Please don't become a "RAID SHADOW LEGEND" guy

[@Linus_B]

Love watching Kevin play pirate games on stream! Hope he'll play Black Flag sometime, I think he said he's never played it

[@jenniferslevin2880]

I've been watching all your streams lately and they're so much fun. Anyone who doesn't watch them is seriously missing out.

[@ariabeatrice6217]

This was absolute chaos in the streams!! This 17-minute video does not do justice to the havoc that Kevin created in 3 hours.

[@queenofclubs4927]

5:26 seems the only way to survive playing with Kevin

[@KhanaHatake]

So happy Kevin is getting sponsors

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"It needs to turn" You mean...It needs to TURG?!

[@joyphil4399]

I will watch the same video three times from different perspectives just because I love your content so much

[@gooberbungle5157]

Day 1 of telling Kevin to give me a jar of his toenails

[@JB-ds5wq]

@samuel Connell shh let it happen

[@JB-ds5wq]

@samuel Connell *strokes majestic head of hair* I'm sorry I hate myself for this

[@vincenzo422]

You and RT are beautiful chaos playing this game

[@MuCFoSi]

i dont have anything clever to say, i just wanna say your content is really fun, despite how you are in games you somehow still manage to be wholesome af

[@JotaC]

Day 9 of telling Kevin I love him I just love how in the sponsor intro Kevin is well-put and with short hair and beard, and in the video it genuinely looks like he has been stranded in sea for over a year.

[@a1exzandraTV]

I DIED when yall screamed "WAKE THE FUCK UP" and he just stood the fuck up LMAOOOOOOOOOO KEVIN ILY

[@juanayon231]

That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen

[@bloodrunsclear]

The accents and a lot of the comments may have actually been heard at the time Pirate 1: "Where are we?" Pirate 2: "Who fecken knows?"

[@duck-ss6pt]

im shore kevin being a pirate will go absolutely swimmingly

[@oscotube3717]

*That must be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.....so it would seem..... Kevin shooting himself out of the cannon at the enemy Ships*

[@grahamwestcott8783]

Rt and Kevin are my favorite sea of thieves duo now. I never much cared for the game, but this is quality content that I need during COVID.

[@muddhopkins]

More of this would be GREAT!

[@jordanthesupersaiyan7746]

THAT SHIRT OH MY GOD I LOVE IT

[@DoodleMonsterRocks]

Kevin is in danger when there's a road for cars to drive on. RT is in danger when he's outside and there's stormy clouds. No wonder they stay indoors.

[@theinstitutephil2300]

Kevin you are the most entertaining pirate ever

[@william...1]

i’ve already watched rt’s version but here i am

[@marigoldenz3020]

Thanks Kevin for always making me laugh with your videos!!!!

[@JargonMadjin]

In the next Pirates of the Caribbean film; Jack is sailing the Black Pearl and then in the distance sees a ship with an Irish flag and hears a voice: "This is the SS No Mercy, please join our crew. We will use force." Regardless if they refuse or not, crew members will get impaled by harpoons and pulled onto the ship to join Kevin's crew

[@justincastaldo967]

MORE OF THIS KEVIN

[@GremlinOfTheSesh]

3:51 the bird played too many escapists