What the feck is American theft?

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What the feck is American theft?
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[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Once again Kevin proves he's a criminal mastermind by stealing our hearts

[@Cholm]

That was so terrible and yet so accurate

[@playerchris]

So you could say he’s a real “phantom thief”?

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@playerchris he's not a Phantom Thief, but more of a Pale Ghost

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

pretty sure he stole my chastity

[@abhinavranjan98]

Fun fact about this statement is there is no way of knowing whether Kevin steals your heart in a wholesome way, or just to sell it in the black market.

[@Mette_Abildgaard]

“What can be my name? Perhaps Not.Guilty.” This is why Kevin is not only a military genius, but also a legal genius.

[@kahlebhowarth-jennings9688]

“Good evening mr guilty”

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@kahlebhowarth-jennings9688 "Mr Guilty" was his father. He prefeers to be called "Not".

[@cocablack]

Not guilty

[@imspudus]

He’s also an acrobatic and architectural genius

[@connordorman117]

He's Saul Goodman's wet dream. The perfect client.

[@Nightswarmer]

Accidentally cheesing his way through a game, only to get stuck when purposely cheesing is exactly what we've come to expect from Kevin..

[@reduxbg2392]

@Joshua Roehl no

[@deusmortem9048]

dont forget the abrupt ending also lets mass report thks mfer in your thread

[@Random.Lobster]

..?

[@Feral_Bog_Witch]

Imagine you scream at a thief in your house and the thief goes 'AARRGH' exactly like startled Kevin

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

It's always a joy when Kevin plays weird steam games it's like the company made these games for him but it's a gift for us

[@kevinkesserwani2533]

We love you and adore you oh great Jim Pickens you are humanities savior

[@cecil2742]

Haha that would be cool. Really anyone can put a game on steam i think so maybe they secretly make all of these weird games just for Kevin 😊

[@justinwebb1714]

Praise dear leader

[@batarang06]

Nothing makes me happier than Kevin committing a crime that isn’t genocide related.

[@antonizajkowski9698]

HSFAHABSVSHAAH WHAT

[@claytonmurray537]

Yet.

[@Jezzibolt]

Nothing makes me happier than Kevin committing a crime that is genocide related.

[@bruceluiz]

Kevin: Tehe, I'm named NotGuilty so you can't- Game: DENIED *Forcefully crashes*

[@bobparr5089]

I love how he hits a car and the police are called but when he runs over a person walking they don't care lol

[@Raooka]

I mean the person inside the car could call the cops but the dead pedestrian can't?

[@bobparr5089]

@@Raooka Thats true, but you'd still think running someone over would be reported by somebody though

[@blueninja012]

this is america, cars have more rights than people

[@sigmamale4147]

@@blueninja012 real

[@Raooka]

@@blueninja012 if that's so why did I get in trouble for driving my car through the mall?!?!

[@chara7650]

Kevin going around removing everybody's door handles is some new level of niche cheekiness. Military genius.

[@rain3339]

hagrid

[@deoyx]

"I'm walking comically slow" bro, crt TV's are heavier than the weight of my sins, you're lucky you were walking at all

[@humlegard-gaming]

Always enjoying to see Kevin play games like these, keep up the good work!

[@Ludrovisco]

8:42 You Know... here in Brazil we have an folklore storie that follows this logic: "Curupira". Curupira is an florest spirit that takes the form of a boy with his feet backwards, and he uses this to make people get lost in the jungle because they would be going backwards from where they wanted to go by following his footprints

[@johnmarston9026]

Liar

[@goldensloth7]

rude

[@endlessoul]

Kevin playing with the exaggerated swagger of an American Thief

[@JoshHenderson16]

The Kevin McCloud reference is such an esoteric joke, love it.

[@Manterok]

"get outta the way! I'm a criminal!" Lmao 🤣

[@poutinedavid8937]

I feel like Kevin's the only person to sneak into a house, steal something, then cue the cutscene intro to the mission AS he's leaving.

[@drunkgamer7539]

Kevin, I don't think you know this or ever think you would have such an impact on people. I watch your videos during panic attacks, they really help me calm down, your humour, your voice, ig everything you do calms me down. I just had a panic attack just 15 minutes ago and all I did was watch your video, the one about the school campus, sorry I couldn't pay much attention to it but it was your voice that really took the edge off me. Thank you Kevin and keep on making videos forever.

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

Very realistic portrayal of arrests. Police is telling you to stop, then yelling something in alien language, then they punch you.

[@draco5991rep]

I wouldn't steal a guitar for someone that is smashing them into pieces, I'd rather keep it for myself

[@macario8836]

You've "got me on the first half, not gonna lie..."

[@Random_Furryyy]

“Sherk is in the closet” -Call Me Kevin 2022

[@rhawkas2637]

I love how he's there to rob them but just leaves all the stacks of cash that's just laying on the tables and whatnot. XD

[@firewolf0065]

I actually really enjoyed this, I'd love to see another episode

[@krazyxki]

8:59 The Kevin Macleod joke was such a niche but appreciated joke 😂😂

[@Allnightwar]

The Camera trick where you drive backwards is so genius I am humbled by your ingenuity!

[@seidimeow]

oh no, you get those 3 door bell rings and your tv is OFF

[@seidimeow]

but what the feck- the art & vibes of this game are immaculate ✨

[@l00pz0n2]

Stop right there! “No” that def worked kevin

[@awesomeashton]

Y'know it's gonna be a great day when Kevin uploads.

[@YooranKujara]

Surprised Kevin isn't doing Cult of the Lamb yet given his reputation

[@ZakkWyld333]

Lost my mother not long ago, binge watching your vids has really helped me through the dark times, you are the best Kevin! Thank you for all the laughs bro!

[@IcepersonYT]

I imagine the reason why you keep stealing so many identical objects from the same peoples homes is they look for a replacement, go to the pawnshop you sold it to and go "This looks exactly like what I had before!" and buy it back only for you to steal it and sell it again.

[@lenutavadana.937]

I feel bad for the people that live in this neighbourhood

[@Niobesnuppa]

That's hilarious

[@some-replies]

Tight knit community

[@turg6963]

Kevin I have been going something really though and ur videos are really helping me,keep up the good work 👍🏻

[@kiyo9341]

I’ve never heard of this game but I’m sure Kevin can make it chaotic anyway!

[@garretteverett2613]

*sound of a car backing directly into a row of motorcycles at a biker bar* "I'm here."

[@casperthesociallyawkwardgh6811]

I feel represented lol "a nice 12 hour sleep" The most relatable thing on the internet to a person with chronic fatigue lol.

[@goldensloth7]

orrrr severe depression!

[@offa643]

Another game where Kevin can break in and cause chaos, probably my favorite type of television lol

[@Spudsbottom]

"His version of sleeping is just staring off into space" Same though.

[@MariaTex3]

Things we've learned about Kevin's home: 1) Bathroom television because he's not a peasant 2) Bathroom guitar also because he's not a peasant

[@thatkidsgotsoul9591]

When it comes out, Kevin should play "Squirrel with a Gun"

[@WildBluntHickok]

"Can I Beat 'Squirrel with a Gun' Without Firing a Single Shot?"

[@budaroddy]

another facet of the genius in kevin, theftery genius

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Dont think theftery is an actual word. But we are talking about Kevin, his genius cant be measured by normal standars. So inventing a word to describe him its almost a necesity.

[@Kiryu_Chan]

The true military Genius using his full power

[@austinkuklinski6354]

Kevin is a thieving genius

[@jumpyspiderlady8454]

To Kevin’s editor; I love the sound effects

[@seidimeow]

let the chaos begin ˎˊ˗

[@CairoCreations]

I’ve been watching you for a year or two now Kevin. I don’t comment much but I really enjoyed this video! I enjoy all your videos actually- but this made me laugh out loud a good few times! Your content always makes my day! (Your my favorite Irish KZbinr)

[@TechStomperGaming]

god i wish we had more stealth games that aren't even gimmicky like just genuine stealth where if u get cauhgt u die or restart

[@mariusacripina8192]

If that interests you, the you should check out "Styx: Master of Shadows" or the "Thief" Series.

[@TechStomperGaming]

@@mariusacripina8192 yes I've played both actually they are so good

[@cwovictor3281]

Honestly, this game's got the same charm as Thief Simulator. Janky as hell, nonsensical, and I love it.

[@DavefromWork]

American theft 80's. the 80's part is very important kevin!

[@lh3540]

I love how nothing is American. The license plates, the police box, the accents. A+.

[@lenutavadana.937]

What funny is that there a Polish game developer

[@some-replies]

It's the town of America in Poland. Common mistake

[@SaturoAnni]

Haha love how the first holding the door opening worked 😂 and loved the moment where you got into there with the guy and he was just standing there, with you not being able to move, but after you tried to move away you both went to other directions and parted ways like you talked to each other 😂

[@jacobburch7555]

Please make more on this game this was hilarious

[@nicololacson1709]

This game finally justifies that one time when someone attempted to steal my 13-year old laptop that has already been bruised and broken, has no actual battery left, runs only with the charger plugged, and boots up after the 7th-ish attempt to turn it on.

[@Starfloofle]

I like how "attempted" means they didn't even succeed lol

[@PoptartParasol]

How can a laptop bruise

[@Starfloofle]

@@PoptartParasol internal damage :D

[@mutt7883]

The best part of the game is when you get caught, with the warbled "get down on the ground!" lol

[@AweEmperorofChickenKilling]

who doesn't love a high quality game like this?

[@tripleconsonant]

glad i was off today to watch another masterpiece

[@martajajackson1836]

1:24. "WHY is there a chair in front of the urinal?" I LOVE YOU KEVIN. 🤣🤣🤣

[@chalicebearer]

Please do more of this!!! I was on the floor the whole video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chalicebearer]

@Paul Yoxy I could make a list, but we don’t have that much time

[@treyrandolph4720]

Ya know, this is one of the best ways to play this, and it got me thinking, was gonna say you should play thief simulator, but I looked and you already have, gonna have to go watch some of your old videos now.

[@popcat6856]

Kevin really is a criminal genius

[@gottron5521]

5:51 that "hello" sounded like that "hello, I'm under the water" meme xD

[@joeyrb4509]

I'm glad to see Kevin playing a really interesting game with a very riveting story which definitely makes alot of sense.

[@variaxi935]

Okay, this was way more interesting than expected lol in a few ways reminds me of stealth in a bethesda game haha

[@megangorski]

it’s that thing we did that we celebrate every thanksgiving

[@TurbidTG1]

I hope everybody has a great Monday and is staying safe out there! You’re awesome. ❤️

[@Debbiefromcompliance]

I hope everybody has a bad Monday and is living dangerously out there! You’re adequate, I guess.

[@godisverygay]

@@Debbiefromcompliance we need more people like you. you also seem kinda okay-ish.

[@VelvetThunderB99]

This is a real better call Saul moment at 14:07

[@TheShed747]

The return of bot guilty

[@emileepitkin5995]

Not me almost spitting my drink out of my nose from laughing

[@shouldbewritig]

Kevin playing this is the same approach I have to playing We Happy Few. Sneak into peoples houses, take everything, then hide in the trash if I get caught.

[@leafgreen6]

30 seconds in and this game is a treat

[@gasriel3066]

This is just a Detroit Simulator.

[@laras678]

The Croatian(?) attempting a southern American accent was a nice touch.

[@KindGentlemanThatIsntKind]

This is like a training sim for Kevin too steal stuff without commiting anymore crimes

[@alexisasheep6554]

I was wondering what this was gonna be like when it popped up on steam and I'm so glad kevin is the first I watch playing it

[@bigbubbabonney3041]

Brought back some old memories about Kevin bringing up bathroom tv. I had a tv in the bathroom when I was a kid. We just set it right on the dryer

[@GlizKhalifa]

Kevin clearly hasn't used the Trickshot chair in the bathroom before

[@danielwakelyngreen8675]

I feel so honoured to be so early to a CallmeKevin video. He Makes me smile so much

[@4ntwnhs_lot]

You are not the only one

[@lucyread]

such a joy

[@tankpea2]

Hello there

[@DBswag_]

This characters in this game looks like they're from LA Noire if it was made in the 1980s.

[@目-o8l]

Kevin the criminal genius finds out how to break into a home by breaking the game

[@PatrickSteel]

a Shrek Mod for Stray exists now, just so you know, might be a perfect fit for a video

[@chefyboy2748]

I can't believe that Kevin stole the entire North American continent!

[@shlappymac2926]

I miss this format. It's like Kevins old videos 😄

[@relmurain]

this video is so good kevin, please play more of it!

[@Wacdonaldnoneyt]

My favorite part about Kevin’s videos is that he doesn’t play the game in the way it’s supposed to be played

[@ThymeHere]

This is great

[@UrbanKiwiana]

Pure legendary

[@markusafri2343]

Please continue this game Kevin I'm counting on you

[@SkippysBacon]

You have a gift for making terrible games fun to watch with your commentary! Hoping to see more of this one.

[@christophersavignon4191]

Bethesda would be proud.

[@anonymoususer2647]

Please let this be a series

[@some-replies]

"Cutscene me!" Letterboxing can't help you here Kevin

[@stonytrees8573]

Almost every video he does has “nononononononono” lol

[@BlaecOleander]

Lmmfao omg Kevin McLeod!!! Tell me why I was just jamming to his work 😭😭😭😭

[@regionaloutlaw9759]

The main character looks like a gta online character

[@YourGuyShy]

“Not guilty” You’re definitely guilty after that.

[@gingermallow]

Wish I could like it twice! Thanks for playing so many different games.

[@mariahbenetatos]

What's American theft? Come over here, steal something and find out XD

[@TheKevidence]

We need a part 2

[@rubinolas6998]

It's like American Psycho, but you're not a murderous psychopath, you just shoplift

[@d1ngd0]

Thanks

[@krafensteinn]

This looks like an interesting game.

[@Jo-zi5px]

I don’t even own a console of any sort, but Jim in other realms is fascinating