I played GTA as a Dating Game and this happened...

[@SquirellFriend]

She said she'd get you out of the hospital for free, not that you'd be alive when she did it

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Hence the necrophilia coment. Her pretense that it was too much for her was undoubtely bullshit.

[@helizaj2620]

The girlfriend casually mentioning a plane crash, Kevin’s “oh nooOOOoo” as he lost control of the plane, the scream of said girlfriend followed by the sound of an explosion… A cinematic masterpiece.

[@DemianCorvus]

Yeah, Kevin is a cinematic genius

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

normal day in the life of Kevin lol

[@HugeESmalls]

If you look closely she actually jumps out too and lands on the side of the building, meaning she'll be back for the sequel for revenge

[@iamastanchion3598]

Such a masterpiece.

[@Jetfox967]

Indeed it is.

[@arcofspira]

Kevin isn't just military, political, business, farming, and gaming genius, he's also a romance genius. No wonder Anna fell for him.

[@EtrnayDad]

So many more people than just Anna fell for him

[@alihaddi4099]

Thank God he never took her flying.

[@GrippingHorizon]

I also fell for him, handsome son of a bitch he is

[@dearcase3814]

He probably took her on a date in a baggage handler. So romantic.

[@The_Wallflower]

Don’t forget an acrobatic genius!

[@lumxty]

the necrophilia comment, the intense mood swings and the hearse? cj honestly dodged a nuke with that first girl

[@epbicfortnitegamer]

fatherless username

[@doukzu]

@@epbicfortnitegamer fatherless comment

[@Cheesecake_666]

@@epbicfortnitegamer what does someone not having a father have to do with a picture?

[@Eric-iu4dz]

@@epbicfortnitegamer maidenless comment

[@reneethegreat2044]

I love your username

[@soundout4000]

Nearly fell off me chair when you bailed out of the plane "well its been good knowing you", I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

[@redmist6630]

how didi he not make a better call saul reference when he said call katie

[@CoolStoryBro455]

It builds up after a while

[@Rachel-xu4br]

I was about to say literally the same thing. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. The timing on everything at that part is comedy gold.

[@jtmarlin336]

It was the best part!!!

[@krazyxki]

This whole video is golden lmfao I was in tears the whole time! So much chaos. One of his best recently.

[@DaithiDeNogla]

This is your best thumbnail yet bro

[@DavidSnoopyOfficial]

It got changed!

[@hiimishie]

shEsHh 🔥🔥🔥

[@Sleeolo]

I feel like this is an inside joke or something, like nogla is the one who made the thumbnail or something

[@JustJont3]

Hey Nogla big fan your a inspiration

[@shannonr3968]

"This car can't fly you b*tch". 😆 One of my fav lines by a GTA NPC. SA has some of the best NPC dialogue.

[@Jules-69lol]

For me it's Smoke screaming NOOOOOOOOOO when you fly with him in the car

[@Patterrz]

in san andreas, a date with only 2 murders is a boring affair

[@WildRabiea]

That's what the plane crash lady thought before her demise

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Wait you watch call me Kevin videos too? Where else are you going to be?

[@WildRabiea]

@@Twinklethefox9022 Imagine, Pat actually has other interests than Pokemon and streaming, just like the rest of us 😅

[@Twinklethefox9022]

@@WildRabiea I'm just surprised and concerned a bit to see him watching Kevin's content. What if Kevin's brand of humor gets into Pat's videos? XD

[@PrinceLink69]

Everywhere I go , I always see your face

[@thevideoman12]

"Or hes into some kinky stuff because he has a baton" Judging by this statement, either Kevin is very, very kinky, or not kinky at all.

[@danielmallory4687]

He grew up catholic so that doesn't narrow it down

[@jessicamay9587]

GTA but the only thing you're stealing is hearts

[@rainndrops_goodvibes5257]

And a few casualties.

[@Youthfullegend]

14:02 Funny how Barbara actually jumped out the plane and landed safely on the rooftop.

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

With the speed she hit that corner, I wouldnt exactly say "safely." I mean, she didn't seem to be bothered by it, but there is no real way down or up from that bit of the roof so it's not really a W for her...

[@User-hg1jk]

She got close… but didn’t land it

[@CrowAndRedString]

Falling 20 stories out of a plane onto concrete is not landing safely

[@WakelessLon]

she still fell 20 stories and fell on a higher balcony, you can kind of hear the bones crunch

[@MaxerV19]

@@WakelessLon she hit the ground and survived, you can tell because it didn't give him the unique message "your girlfriend is dead"

[@ratedasmr7811]

“Remember where we parked by the way” Ah a true Kevin classic

[@avb5424]

Ah brings me back

[@CaptainCherry69420]

“Remember where we parked, boys” brings a tear in my eye

[@ghrasta.]

Day 301 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

[@woofyou1186]

😬

[@yeahmike3847]

Day 1 of

[@g2timmywonka]

Poor kid

[@madisonuncapher6604]

I love that I keep seeing this 😂 KEVIN, DO IT FOR THE FAAANS!!!

[@ffaemt3388]

I would also like for him to put on an unhinged sock puppet shoe for us

[@docette2015]

Kevin showing off why the ladies love him -- he takes them on dates involving long drives across town in a baggage handler, tons of fast food, aerial views of the city (followed by death-defying stunts), and getting loads of tattoos all on his lonesome. Anna must be swooning now. XD

[@masonyoung1502]

Long walks around town with a baggage handler*

[@akuma2918]

"And that, my fellow cult members, is how I met your mother."

[@Evanz111]

1:09 - damn the graphics inside that store actually look fantastic with the lighting. If only the rest of the game looked as upgraded as that, it would actually be a decent remaster.

[@quintenvandenberghe2496]

I’m going to start forcing Kevin to pay my medical bills… I think I pulled a muscle in my belly while laughing at this video and I deserve compensation.

[@cecil2742]

Call Katie ;)

[@katieheath]

As a Katie who works in a hospital, i feel well represented in this episode

[@Dovah_Slayer]

I almost thought that said Katie Health

[@nextjen740]

Katie was just showing you what it’s like from the other side when you give npc’s mixed messages

[@spookykitten94]

Not even 2 minutes in and Kevin has CJ looking like he's about to go to a coffee shop to "work on his novel"

[@humlegard-gaming]

Watching Kevin play gta is always a great time!

[@zeykriid]

the only thing I wanted to start my birthday: a CallMeKevin video my birthdays always suck, but your absolutely unhinged content gives me strength to make it through it lmao love u kev

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

Happy birthday. Hope you have a good time however old you're turning. Everything's only what you make of it so it doesn't have to suck (or some other boring motivational crap that doesn't actually mean anything) 🥳🤯🎁🎇🎆🎇

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

You better have a good birthday, bitch!

[@ggbonnie030]

Happy birthday!

[@pinktribble]

Happy Birthday! 😊

[@nush_in_bootz]

Happy Birthday!!

[@emmadobbins694]

That MOST white/Irish "Get him, homies!" legitimately took me out

[@sllimjimsinkhole]

Well a Kevin GTA video means I'm reminded of Grog and need to go rewatch those streams again.

[@cecil2742]

I know right I miss grognak attorney at law esquire MD every day

[@iusedtowrite6667]

GTA has always been a love game. I mean look at Grognak everyone loved her. She had so many romances and more.

[@AshleyAdam16]

I can't stop laughing over the chick bored from his insane plane flying

[@matthewdavis3125]

Kevin saying “Get him homies!” Is hilarious.

[@Classicsonicloveschilidogs]

Kevin making CJ wear the exact outfit that I always wore and thought was very cool during my high school years is just 🤣🤣🤣

[@mario6254_]

Kevin is a dating Genius.

[@fawnieee]

That's how he got the beauty that is Anna.

[@michaelklos1]

I'm dying laughing. 🤣 All the years back when I played this, I didn't have this kind of fun...that ending...🤣

[@lotllady]

CJ finding love in the warm embrace of the homies is probably the best ending.

[@Backwayonly]

One of the funniest videos from you in a while :D

[@corriebergmann5453]

🤣🤣 Kevin's cute little Irish voice; "I am a gangster! Don't throw bottles at me!"

[@jazzpancake1167]

I love some red chonglers. Nothing better!

[@cyborgjellyfish-]

I liked the bit with the thing in it, very impressive. Keep doing... stuff. (Don't worry, I'm totally helping that Algorithm thing, right? ...Right?)

[@beardedmimic6364]

Everytime I watch one of your videos I always crack up 😂 never change kevin!!

[@taras6377]

i have never genuinely laughed out loud as watching a video as much as i have with kevin's videos

[@basicbluetrash]

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while 😂 Keep it up Kev!

[@charliem4560]

‘I drove her half way across the state for fast food’ 😂😂😂

[@amarantafishygarcia]

I happened upon this channel while I'm going through a hard-core manic sims playing episode and honestly I'd watch this man play anything and I'd be happy to be here 😂

[@ItsHarleyYT]

i like how kevin calls the pants a new name everytime 😂😂

[@SailorRoseRed]

2:02 words I thought I'd never hear Kevin say it makes me blush cause my name is Katie. LOL

[@pravitkeyo9167]

10:50 Kevin got PTSD from that

[@rhawkas2637]

Not gonna lie, when I saw the car fly off at the end, I thought CJ and his homies were going to Hogwarts. XD

[@GA-eh4nl]

Thank you for the happy ending Kevin, I appreciate that :)

[@davidmackayy]

Is that an RPG in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 👀

[@kelias22]

it indeed is an RPG

[@seidimeow]

all we need is ray foley to really get the full experience of dating here 💖

[@MaxerV19]

There's 4 replies but i see none of them

[@seidimeow]

@@MaxerV19 yeah same here, also my other comment ??? 🙆 maybe they're s p a m

[@joseromero3453]

"This car can't fly you b!tch" 😭😭🤣🤣 perfect ending lol

[@o76923]

My internet died and I'm running out of data left on my phone for the month but this video was definitely worth it. I love it when you pobody's nerfect stuff in games.

[@jitterbugging]

7:27 "No officer! I'm serious! This guy really just ran into my chainsaw!"

[@orangetangyvideos]

Damnit I'm on holiday without WiFi and Kevin keeps uploading really interesting videos... Fuck it I'm using data for this one

[@bagrCZ]

this was great, I used to do this kind of stuff all the time in the original, great trip down the memory lane

[@MrMarket1987]

Katie really is the best girlfriend though. You're rather likely to get shot at by cops than arrested by them, so you might as well get her first to maintain all weapons upon deaths in general. That said, Helena gave you access to a pretty reliable weapon stock area. For all intents and purposes, if you got all the Pearls/Oysters, you also made dating much easier for you in general.

[@yoerivd6513]

I have not laughed so hard latley until the plane crased🤣🤣🤣🤣, amazing video Kevin love the content🙏

[@LydiaKrow]

I couldn't stop laughing! When I originally played this, I went out of my way to find out what each girl liked, and I was highly amused that Katie loved it when you would drive fast and jump off hills and what not, but she was... weird. Michelle was my favorite - hard to woo, but free repairs? Awesome. That was nostalgic and terrifying at the same time!

[@scotsman9869]

Ganggreen …… the single best joke you’ve ever said Kevin !! 🤣🤣

[@soul02]

Ngl the gang green caught me by surprise and I laughed way too hard

[@seidimeow]

so I'm gonna go ahead and accept this video as my early boreday gift, as it is my bday tomorrow and kev doesn't post- thanks kev & cult 👋🥳

[@sianblack3042]

happy birthday🎉🎉

[@seidimeow]

Aw thanks!! 😹

[@annieschmidt2081]

Kevin playing GTA as a dating sim as if that's not Grognak the Destroyer Attorney At Law, Esquire, M.D.'s entire storyline....

[@MidnightMisterSuki]

Thanks Kevin, I really needed this

[@-Gunnarsson-]

The plane incident got me 😂 Your date is over 😂

[@johnrox3554]

GOD DAM! CJ looks like the hipster guru in that second outfit(1:10). Can I have one decaf mocha tea?XD

[@perturbedbatman2009]

This videos proves Kevin is a romance genius.

[@AntoineHomenPot]

"I love The Simpsons in Spanish" Such a great dubbing work Mexico did.

[@TheYellowFlyingFish]

lol this is definitely one of the funnier vids in a while you've made

[@loganwolv3393]

"I'm divorced with two kids, still intrested?" Damn R* is really good at poking fun at everyone lmao.

[@scxiao]

This went better than when Kevin actually tries to play the game like you're supposed to

[@craftmastr]

Can't wait for the prequel of this video titled "Better Call Katie" where she's in medical school

[@SpeechlessComedian]

I have a game suggestion: spiderheck, it’s a game that just came out, and it’s super fun, you play as a spider and you can even get lightsabers and swing around and there’s really fun solo levels to do and also PVP and co op, so it would be really cool to see you play it Kevin, because love all your videos, your so cool and fun to watch 😁

[@EighmyLupin]

4:11 Well, she does drive a hearse so maybe she's letting you know she's a totally normal non-creepy hearse driver. Though now that I'm thinking about it, that did sound like an oddly specific denial.

[@jakeadshead8537]

That sick A.I reverse turn at 4:30 though...

[@gottabeinspiring]

The ending is gold lmao 18:07

[@xMrLucas16]

I like how the car at 4:28 was going backwards and Kevin completely missed it

[@captainyulef5845]

lol

[@thegamingcephalos9412]

I wonder if Kevin could play the Minecraft Comes Alive Reborn. It has all what Kevin needs: -giving gifts to people -making friends and enemies -getting a wife and kids -putting his kids into hard work for free -and more He can also be a leader of any village. I wonder how he'll cause chaos in that minecraft mod.

[@JaelyGirl]

Im suprised Barabra survived, she in fact did not go down with the plane shes probably stuck on the skyscraper if you pay attention enough to see her feet.

[@Jockofc]

I love your content, thanks for doing what you do

[@janjavorsek7391]

16:10 "Raise up, lil b*tch" "Denisee?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martajajackson1836]

00:45. The way he RAMMED that officer.😂😂😂

[@rotroom]

"id shoot you and no one would say a thing" me trying to pick up men

[@iris-christina]

Hey Kevin, just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate you making videos. Your voice is actually calming. I like to watch/listen to your videos right before sleeping. And yes, this is supposed to be a compliment.

[@NoteToLoser]

I can't believe this video ended the same way that Grease (1978) ended! Kevin has written a true love story for the ages

[@NoteToLoser]

No but literally the film Grease ends with the main characters flying away in a car

[@TheTheoTherone]

The daytime night vision made the coolest glow on the walls of my darkened room lol

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

14:03 - if slow don't the playback speed, you can see that Barbara exited the plan as well, but now she's stranded on the ledge of a skyscraper. I actually think that's funnier.

[@larrylassiter5177]

I miss the “My name is Kevin” intro. I constantly forget I’m watching Kevin and need a reminder at the beginning of the video :/

[@cassietaylor7794]

07:29 I can't stop laughing at the pause and turn of the camera.

[@LeFroge]

That part really caught me off guard 😂😂

[@Hepheat75]

Another banger, thanks Kev.

[@washedblue]

1:02 was thinking this is the most fashionable Kevin's ever made CJ, but of course that didn't last long lol I also like how the cops saw someone drive off a building onto the street at 8:36 and thought nothing of it

[@Hamboining]

Kevin you are one of my favorite youtubers, having said that. Your pronunciation of baton as bat-tan has made me rethink that

[@MrBryant321]

See, my Carl never got to rest in PS2 purgatory. He had to deal with the living hell of a bored kid flying a car into the sky every so often and making him jump without a parachute…

[@Non-Negotiable]

I can relate to that garage explosion! 😆

[@briannasmith2463]

7:26 Kevin’s so good at killing he doesn’t even have to try

[@hi_hayden]

This was hilarious. Please do another one!!

[@brunotqb]

Great video Kevin keep it up

[@avocadoqueenytb]

I laughed so hard, thank you 😊

[@Loekert]

4:31 The way that car turned made it look like the beyblade effect in the chaos mod lmao

[@omamerc]

This was hilarious, I did like the girlfriend mechanic in this game, even if most people ignored it.

[@Lego_hq_21]

Wait this is actually in the game? I thought it was a mod

[@PixelKowboy]

I like how I tell the remake and the original apart from looking at the hands, if they're separate fingers, it's the remake, if it's one big flipper, it's the original

[@wandauriel]

GTA SA ❤️ Thank you Kevin for making my day again! I'm very sick right now and I need a distraction so much 😞

[@Hannah-ij2qx]

Hope you get well soon 💕

[@wandauriel]

@@Hannah-ij2qx thank you 😊 I hope so too

[@shumpp]

Love your vids

[@samjosef2678]

Hey Kevin!! Happy to see you!! Would you ever sing a cover of a modest mouse song for me 🥺

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

We definitely need to see more Kevin singing videos.