Thief Simulator but I'm the worst thief ever

[@MurtazaYT]

Plot twist: Vinny is the thief and is just talking to himself because he's insane

[@thearousedeunuch]

Good plot twist.

[@geode6]

And has a knack for old toasters.

[@trackernivrig]

And is buying all of the stuff he is selling online.

[@zacharyzuchaer564]

Yeah! like several of my multiple personalities strangling each-other.

[@britishcig5462]

Thief Fight Club

[@HabibRKO]

“Why do Vinnies always sound like Vinnies” I almost died

[@Michael.Scott.420]

@Angie Peralta he said Vinny

[@laststorm1279]

@@Michael.Scott.420 Yeah, it wouldn't make sense if he did say Minnie's.

[@catupatree1786]

@@laststorm1279 kevin actually did do a Mickey Mouse voice a few seconds later, as an example of what a non-Vinnie-sounding Vinnie might sound like…are we all psychically linked with kevin?

[@LadyCastlevania]

I have a 2 year old cousin named Vinny. Can confirm, he does sound like a Vinny…

[@TheIrishDino]

The only thing Kevin has ever stolen is the hearts of his fans

[@DuncanWanyoike]

and the lives of multiple innocent sim

[@TheIrishDino]

@@DuncanWanyoike oh yeah

[@Gayceon]

The literal hearts of the fans

[@brianhanar9976]

And all of those black market organs, but that's another story.

[@TheIrishDino]

@@DuncanWanyoike wait wh-

[@andriana5311]

"I should be stealing from the rich, giving to the poor..." "The poor being me, of course" 😂😂😂

[@Gayceon]

I know a vinny and he has a small new Yorker accent, but I bet he could sound like Mickey if he wanted to.

[@OneTrickBrett]

Ariana Williams my dads name is vinny and his last name is Lombardi so ironic

[@adrianashton6360]

Ariana Williams captain sauce?

[@vare8ikanapsaxnw]

Our jabroni needs to stream with Kevin at some point. Even if it's just Jim Pickens on a murderous rampage while Vinny serenades him with duck noises.

[@Thejobz122]

Jabroni shit

[@superbrat5690]

One my friends named Vinny is southern

[@annfranksus1531]

There is a kevin who lives in my closet, and only comes out when we replace the toilet

[@agnesnilsson7422]

The_Lee_ Man How? What? He gay?

[@Bojacmancork]

How much do you replace your toilet

[@nickgirdwood3082]

Cat?

[@mswimsh20]

Thief simulator but I start a kitchen appliances store

[@pogpurin]

Honestly yes

[@Raenard]

Authentic stolen toaster. Comes with a certificate of authenticity. The certificate is also stolen.

[@vidcunttheunbroken4704]

Yet you stole my heart, Kevin.

[@ItsJade17]

I want your profile picture 😂

[@im_zenkai]

then just screenshot his pfp

[@LateDogFoodYT]

Hey Mole, is Mole2 available to talk?

[@romeoroben890]

Gayyy

[@frankofthefilth295]

Hey Mole, is Mole 2 available?

[@smhino]

Kev is on trending. What a GOAT

[@zackarywright1516]

It pays to be faithful to the dear leader as much as brother Kevin.

[@DaniIhzaFarrosi]

What's GOAT? Goat animal?

[@nuskuper]

@@DaniIhzaFarrosi greatest of all time

[@ಇLiv]

Some success is good. He is becoming the next robbaz

[@pinky6740]

@@DaniIhzaFarrosi fallout's Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test

[@kenzzzzie]

"I've been hiding in the closet for years. It's not gonna bother me." _Kevin... Is there something you need to tell us?_

[@NoLifeButMyOwn]

It's 2018 there's no excuse for this nonsense closet hiding!

[@Uvouvo05]

Idk who copied who, but there are 2 of this comment

[@kenzzzzie]

Omg... I commented this like legit 20 minutes after the video was uploaded and I didn't see any other comments like that so I feel like I got copied and then they got more likes than me. rip

[@Slaint]

no its 2019 @@NoLifeButMyOwn

[@NoLifeButMyOwn]

xXThe Pro Gamer jayXx Jay lol Touché

[@jaden6272]

my uncles name is vinny and he sounds like a trash compactor

[@firstname7606]

Because he is a trash compactor

[@clubchrisette6908]

I laughed so freaking hard at this comment.

[@antichristsuperstar494]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@antichristsuperstar494]

Omfg that's so original😂😂😂 you should copyright it

[@jasoncarswell7458]

My cousin's name is Vinny and he defended me and my friend in a murder trial.

[@victor1998-swe]

When I got robbed, I was awoken by the theif. "What the hell are you doing in my house?" I asked. "I'm looking for valuables", he said. "Well, wake me up again if you find any", I said and went to sleep again.

[@DuncanWanyoike]

thief more like 🅵🆁🅴🅴 🆁🅴🅻🅰🆂🆃🅰🆃🅴

[@AubreyMK]

Oh boy! we got a comedian over here!

[@victor1998-swe]

@@AubreyMK REEEEEEEE

[@DuncanWanyoike]

@@AubreyMK comedian more like ᵤₙₒᵣᵢgᵢₙₐₗ ⱼₒₖₑ

[@matejcevnik7362]

Free real estate

[@luckyluciano8382]

How have I not discovered this hilarious Irish young lad sooner?!

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

He's the Dear Leader! And if you dont get the joke you need to watch a whole lot more videos lol starting with the sims series (personal suggestion, but it makes alot of his other stuff make a bit of sense lol)

[@kooshamokhbery]

Exactly what I thought 7 months ago, love him! Kevin really is under appreciated!

[@LAKid8324]

I wish I did sooner

[@agnesnilsson7422]

NearlyH3adlessNick He is not the dear leader! YOU should watch more videos! It is Jim that’s the dear leader😡😂💕

[@lucidcactus4042]

I found him randomly. He's like an even funnier version of videogamedunkey. Kevin completely ruined him for me

[@Defeater33ify]

"Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."

[@vaguesneakthiefgaming182]

*THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD*

[@typicalloudparrot1744]

Watched the Live Stream, I C

[@Defeater33ify]

Typical LoudParrot you know 😂

[@r4ndom7000]

have you heard of the high elves?

[@hhghhhhhhhfdsss]

“Come now, there’s no need to get violent”

[@deputyofsomething]

‘I’ve been hiding in the closet for years, it’s really not going to bother me’ Got something to tell us Kevin?

[@emmettld32]

sophie I have been scrolling through the comments waiting for one like this!!!

[@monowashere8019]

emmettld32 me too omg

[@davemk9]

It was a clever hint to all of us

[@FakeDessert]

I scrolled through so many comments and none talked about this

[@CallumKartoredjo]

Kevin makes this joke almost once every 5-10 videos, this never occured to any of you?

[@walkert.8492]

That Mickey Mouse voice at the beginning was perfect!

[@Punttipate62]

No, it was Vinny

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

@@Punttipate62 Vinny Vouse

[@Rain_theGamer]

I know a vinny, he looks like he's from the 50s and carries a switch blade and comb

[@cvspvr]

is the switchblade and comb separate or is it like one of those switchblade combs?

[@Terabyt_Abyssal]

@@cvspvr he has a comb and a switchblade comb

[@Sigmamale90087]

@@Terabyt_Abyssal imagine the board meeting. All right we need a new hair product. A switchblade comb!

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

@@Sigmamale90087 lol like the razor blade comb from family guy

[@Berkpolat121]

Basically Sims 4 with kleptomaniac trait.

[@wherestouya]

Sulaco F1 this video is the life of Jim Pickens

[@Leopuppers]

if you're taking suggestions, can you try Scribblenauts? it's a fun game where you "create" things to help / hurt people POG

[@liabonsal4776]

Just letting you know in case you didn't, Kevin is playing Scribblenauts now.

[@snufnikk]

Hey Kevin is Mole2 avaible to talk right now?

[@KattalystFr]

*gun shots in background*

[@Kelly_C]

more like bore ragnarok

[@milladegerman1525]

No sorry. :/

[@madeleinebird5624]

"why are you buying things from thieves for tools" I realize he just mixed it up but the concept of a thief on thieves for tools is hilarious 😆

[@skelotoninstructor]

yall have heard of robbery bob, now get ready for felony kev

[@donniemorford3279]

Thief Keith

[@james198694]

I loved this one. "Just for pissing me off, now you can't piss at all." Hahaha

[@victoria2425]

pleaseee do another desperate housewives part ur last video had me laughing so hard i almost died

[@js7934]

Get well soon!

[@revanveran5325]

@@js7934 Lol, very clever, well wishes, try not to die Victoria ;P

[@victoria2425]

London Adams if he makes a part 2 i’m done for

[@revanveran5325]

@@victoria2425 We can't have that, you must harden your heart by surrounding it with steel to protect against heart attack

[@ThatGuy-en2nn]

I think he's out of ideas for that one. He's already covered everything from extreme mood swings to having sex with everyone within a 100 yard radius. I really don't think there is much more desperate housewives he can cover.

[@uvigian3747]

Thief: *steals cup* Thief: can u do that kev? Kevin: yeah Kevin: *steals the thiefs cup*

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

I'm having a "dark day" today. No online stuff and no gaming... but I will never miss my daily dose of Kevin. The Dear Leader would excommunicate me otherwise, and by excommunicate I mean force me to eat at his restaurant.

[@scrotumus]

Best to you, hope the day gets better

[@AubreyMK]

doing well I see!

[@lilydarlow1951]

If you aren’t online today, how come you are on the internet?

[@Hello-there120]

By no online stuff he means no pornhub

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Hello-there120 but NNN is over!

[@zillah1157]

That Mickey voice was on point.

[@Moody-Boy]

Becky The Epic Nerd: I was searching for this comment. I’m surprised that a Mickey Mouse voice comment isn’t one of the top 3. His voice was soo damn on point as you said

[@sully6798]

Thief Simulator but I can't think of a clever comment.

[@NithinJune]

Ya

[@filipsandrejevs9549]

Yessss

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

BORE RAGNOROK

[@user-pc3sw6dp1f]

Thief simulation but I can’t think of a clever response to your comment

[@TheIrishDino]

When in doubt Ragnarok it out

[@ManicMama.]

Man that pawn shop is generous! $40 for a toaster?! That's more than I got when I pawned my Xbox 360 AND ps3 together a few years ago lmao

[@kayel3202]

Kevin kn every other game where youre not supposed to steal stuff: *Is a great thief* Actual thieves game: *Worst thief ever*

[@companylovesmisery1463]

"Just for pissing me off. Now you can't piss at all". 😄😄Thank you for making me laugh. I needed that.

[@enterfirstnamehereenterlas9550]

Play Battle for Bikini Bottom in honor of Stephen Hillinburg. Edit: I can't believe this comment got this many comments...

[@bradyward2177]

This ^

[@cynthiaaaa5204]

Agreed

[@enterfirstnamehereenterlas9550]

I just so glad many people agree with this request.

[@thomastime4615]

Rip

[@cuterview]

Yup

[@nefelibata3213]

Fave moment: 11:27 Kevin panicking, carrying a printer, running through rooms OH GOD THERE'S SOMEONE HOME -chucks printer- I THINK I THREW A PRINTER AT HIM That dude dropped like a printer thrown across a room xD

[@tomt7714]

Nice car! I wonder how many pots and pans he had to sell to get that?

[@thearousedeunuch]

At least five.

[@p1gam3yteam25]

The Aroused Eunuch well you are techically not wrong

[@thearousedeunuch]

@@p1gam3yteam25 That depends on how much people value pots and pans around there. What if pots and pans are to this game what caps are to Fallout 3? :)

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

The Aroused Eunuch very true

[@beththedarkmage3359]

Only three, two of them were antiques.

[@TheShelfman]

"I hope he gets his own copshow. He did well" This was gold lol

[@LavenderReynolds]

Hey kevin, is mole2 available to talk?

[@Hellychoffee]

kevin: *gets hit by a car* also kevin: *tries to hit everyone he sees with a car*

[@Ougerosity598]

It's only fair, after all. 🚘

[@finmiles965]

This is 2 years too late but… You could say it’s Car-ma

[@bubblesduclos]

I once stole a person. I think his name was Santa Clause. He just lives in my basement. Wait, why is their a bald man, grim reaper, and thousands of ghosts in my house? Weird.

[@saethumthetyrant]

Hmmm

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

0:33: **Italian accent** "They always sound like hardened criminals" This steams my cannolis.

[@mateorocha4727]

Call Me Kevin but the only thing he's stealing is our hearts

[@KevinMcScrooge]

gae

[@joshbrown4079]

Think I may have heard this one before...

[@mateorocha4727]

@@joshbrown4079 Welp i havent

[@mateorocha4727]

@@joshbrown4079 nevermind i read more of the comments and now my everything hurts

[@joshbrown4079]

Mateo Rocha haha your good

[@LoveToSpootch]

As always, great video Kevin, would not mind if there were to be a part 2 ^^ Also, I remember watching a Vlog kinda thing where you talked about getting hit by the car in a bit more detail. Might we get a status update at some point? I remember you said that you couldn't really lift your arms, I think above your shoulders, or something like that?

[@xtakenkhan5296]

That was a couple years ago when he got hit by the car.

[@alitem3364]

DAY 7 OF ASKING KEVIN TO SING COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

[@oakleybaker2413]

yes

[@danielpalvie6647]

I shall join your struggle to get the great leader to sing country roads😌

[@charmeloonn9579]

DAY 1 OF REALLY HOPING HE WILL NOW

[@liamkelly9832]

Take me home...to the place that I belong..West Virginia. I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN IN KEVIN'S VOICE

[@biznubizzness4783]

You have my full support of this campaign.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

3:00: It looks like the center of his face was being sucked in, and the nose was put there as a plug to stop it.

[@seankinnun1838]

Perfectly missed joke. 1:34 "Why am I just stealing all of their pot"

[@mynamename]

Hey Kevin is Vinny available to talk?

[@yellowbirdie7182]

не понял

[@JeanMarceaux]

Kevin is just Vinny doing Irish accent.

[@blazegriffon]

vinny2 available to talk?Hi Kevin! Is

[@benl5251]

One day Kevin's outro is gonna be 10 mins of reading patreon names really quickly :D

[@caprimacwood5517]

I literally got a thief simulator ad after I was 4 minutes into the video. Literally the exact same game. Why KZbin you really think I want to play that? No I want to watch Kevin play it. Those are two completely different things

[@leonv.3810]

Being a thief isn't something for Kevin. I'm leaning more to a criminal who's also a slaver who tortures and kills people for fun.

[@matthewdavis3125]

8:20 If Kevin’s mom actually said that she sounds like a saint! 😂

[@queenyellow6714]

Thanks for being such a friend. I’ve been having a couple rough couple of months and when it gets bad I just watch your videos and laugh. Thanks for the smile Kevin 💛

[@sherryiguess]

"i've heard there are troubles of more than one kind. some come from ahead and some come from behind. but I've bought a big bat, i'm all ready you see. now my troubles are going to have troubles with me". hang in there friend

[@queenyellow6714]

Sherry Not Cherry I absolutely loved that thank you 💛💛

[@Griffalo-zg5td]

2:45 good old “thieves 4 tools”

[@mikestarww]

I once stole my own money

[@thearousedeunuch]

Did you manage to run away from yourself?

[@vaguesneakthiefgaming182]

*STOP* you violated the law

[@ericatgmail8851]

Stop. I violated the law.

[@patoa3481]

*Take it* it's worthless to me anyway

[@Uvouvo05]

Puts 5 dollars in pocket *Pulls out 10*

[@iyourelder8590]

When I first looked at the thumbnail I thought this was Hitman. Only after I clicked on the video did I realize that he is indeed the same Hitman.

[@bestvinestwerkingvines9585]

please do more desperate housewives

[@talynorf389]

“Rob the tea pot, I hope there’s tea in it”. Spill the tea sis

[@skelotoninstructor]

looks like the only thing you're able to steal is my heart

[@joshbrown4079]

annallisee looks like the only thing your able to steal is this comment

[@fantage20012]

Is Kevin a Phantom Thief then?

[@Craze_1209]

13:46 _Kevin... did you just try to tell us something?_

[@Darkendeep]

Me: wow fun game how much is it? . . . . . Steam: $19.99 . . . Me: Nah.

[@thoup]

Ikr. Lol

[@evaspeis9434]

Skidrow

[@OwlCat_VA]

Ricky Roro $20?! I mean, yeah it looks fun, but god damn!

[@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036]

no way that game is worth 20 it looks like its still in early access....and tbh i dont even get why u would pay for early acceess,, its just a testing stage, then u have ALPHA and BETA before the real deal.

[@maggot5132]

@@evaspeis9434 you know what's up

[@retr-ub8rt]

4:42 So that's how Arthur morgan got his line

[@dantedigz]

Just looking in the comments for anyone named vinney so I can like it lol

[@zyborg125]

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?!

[@kevindavidson8281]

Wow, around 0:30 is hilarious for me bc I knew a kid named Vinny who did a killer Mickey Mouse impression.

[@ploob3007]

i have a mate called vinny has a high voice

[@JacobRivera168]

3:09 He looks more like his face was flattened when his phone slipped from his hands while laying in bed.

[@nieno5673]

I love how when Kevin is supposed to be the bad guy he isn’t but when he is supposed to be the good guys he kills everyone it’s great

[@sadyeehaw2790]

13:43 felt ☆breakdances☆

[@DVPLAYZ]

My friend called vinny acts like a hardened criminal but sounds like a gnome if they could talk

[@pinkbunnyparty]

Bro your American accent on 10:53 is so accurate I didnt think it was even you at first!

[@MayonnaiseMemories]

Thief Simulator but I NEED to bring back Stardew Valley

[@cripplynipplily]

10:24 I wheezed

[@hanaraskolnikov524]

Thief simulator? Cool, I always wanted to work at EA.

[@trackernivrig]

lol. Good one.

[@manwithmanynames9795]

In life, when being chased by cops because you committed robbery, hit a pedestrian with a car to load a checkpoint.

[@cringykid6906]

Creepy guy in a chair fav anime character

[@theveganenemy]

1:06 We all knew what we heard when he said 'There’s a flashlight on the ground' mhmm dirty boys

[@mr.unfunny9368]

Theif simulator more like Jim stealing

[@brianisme6498]

Jim stealing more like boreragnorak

[@mr.unfunny9368]

Cheese Face bore ragnorok more like Jim stealing

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Cool profile pic.

[@mr.unfunny9368]

Rafael Alódio well thank u

[@motherlyfather9871]

Jim Pickings

[@davidarredondo2017]

6:02 They're normal and they're static That moving junk they've had it They're farthest from a manic The Idol Family

[@weaksauceremy]

To everyone watching have a great week

[@zanekeele2096]

Woah this video is #15 on trending for gaming! Go Kevin!!

[@Redmanticore]

2:20 you know, places like tools4thieves and stealyourforums miiiight be fbi honeypots

[@NeighborSenpai]

redmanticore they probably not because you buy from them like all the game and the FBI doesn't investigate

[@trackernivrig]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@Fiamma1015]

Plot twist: Vinny is the pawn shop owner and when you rob they gonna buy at Vinnie's, so he ask you to rob them again they things they recently bought

[@mia059]

"*Theives for tools*" 🤔

[@im_zenkai]

mimi 9505 whats with the **?

[@hhghhhhhhhfdsss]

* * makes the text bold like *this* - - makes the text with a strike through like -this- _ _ makes the text italic like _this_ Or you can combine them like *_-this-_*

[@im_zenkai]

MattDoesStuff yeah I know, but he did it wrong, it was supposed to be *"Thieves for tools"* not the other way around.

[@hhghhhhhhhfdsss]

I know that, I was just letting him know.

[@baantjerkok5321]

All those "closet jokes" are #relatable always makes me laugh my ass off and then I internally cry

[@Cirelectric]

That's for pissing me off. Now you can't piss at all

[@elcapitan7]

I just laughed way too hard at the part when you panicked, grabbed a printer and ran into the owner hahahahah

[@lilgr1ng0]

I think Vinny is supernatural.

[@skinnypeehnus4771]

Theif by night, chef by day, Arrives with new utensils everyday. Hard Bars.

[@honeyitsyourgrandmawhatsas8429]

*I once stole air from The planet earth*

[@yusaika]

Same here! The experience was breathtaking

[@cryzone2376]

hi again grandma i saw u at skeppy

[@reberi]

Honestly, they gave Vinny your deranged mike mouse voice the game would probably be R-rated,

[@nilbogxiii4594]

thief simulator: kevin: i don't know what im going to be doing thief simulator: am i a joke to you

[@TheAlan136]

He looks like The Slater. Maybe The Slater was a thief before he became The Slater. Maybe Vinny calling so much drive the thief into madness and that’s when he became The Slater. The Slater!

[@LurkSAR]

Hey, it's me, Vinny.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

But are you?

[@thatirishperson979]

Great to see Kev on trending. He deserves it for the quality of vids he makes!

[@Rosie404]

ok but the mickey impression was actually the best

[@renakunisaki]

The game takes place in 2030. People want old stolen toasters because the only ones you can buy anymore are Smart Toasters that only work with certain brands of bread and require a Facebook account.

[@JimPickensisoursaviour]

This 2 year old comment makes so much sense to me rn

[@peytonmiller4145]

I’m looking through the comment section for a vinny, can’t find one, this is a sad day.

[@thekirkmans7053]

That ringtone eventually started feeling like your alarm

[@anecnhoj572]

This actually looks like a pretty fun game

[@The_Wallflower]

“Then why were you buying stuff from thieves for tools?” The tools are renting thieves???

[@we4803]

Kevin never left the closest

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

"Hey there friends my name is.. uh.. creepy guy in a chair." has to be the most truthful, realistic thing our dear leader DJ Kevi has ever said.