CallMeKevin Simulator

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[@shrekfrog]

i cant imagine how difficult it is to constantly defend anna and yourself from the chess mafia, i assume that the game mustve captured the horrors accurately

[@catfilmz]

@Newcious more like bore ragnarok

[@thegoatedgelord]

@Wally Wally dez nut

[@AnnaRudolfChess]

Kevin = 💪💪💪 (though I'm more UNIT of course)

[@shrekfrog]

@@AnnaRudolfChess clearly, you handle the bigger threats such as the nightly jim pickens purge!

[@theradiantdehd3997]

@@shrekfrog And Spiders. *shivers* spiders

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

lmao anna’s chess room looks like how she described the gifts she would get from friends when she was younger that were relentlessly chess themed

[@YehNahYehAyy]

@Newcious No 🚿

[@kristinr4928]

You know it's a CallMeKevin game if Kevin doesn't even finish it

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

@Wally Wally Go away.

[@sunnyz0335]

@@Her_Imperious_Condescension see you ok

[@izzywolflover]

Let’s see if we can get the other Irish lads to play this

[@redqueeen2950]

This!!!

[@ghostsquee6328]

Would be beautiful

[@cyberlemon9840]

Definitely

[@IHadSoManyIngots]

Yes! 10/10 would watch!

[@SlothLinn]

Yes!! xD

[@ianmccollum7047]

This is how I imagine his Miitopia island after years of being left alone.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Jim was bound to become the dictato..the community leader at one point or the other. Hes inevitable after all.

[@frankuraku5622]

This is canon.

[@AnnaRudolfChess]

Please chess mafia don't take away my lip balm 😱😱

[@Seen420]

The mafia are a dangerous lot so you should start protecting that lip balm

[@offa643]

This is like a terrible Fanfiction come to life and I loved every minute of it, thanks for always making me smile❤️

[@marti5420]

Fanfiction? More like documentary

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

These are some Full Life Consequences.

[@nastynate4205]

I never realized how difficult your life is, yet you keep up with a steady upload regime, I have a much deeper respect for you Kevin

[@theevilduckling7272]

Only thing i feel the game missed out on was Kevin running around collecting BEANS while dodging griefer jesus

[@foxbird123]

Also PS1 Hagrid. 😂

[@donnut4668]

the gameover screen shoulda had Grognak stomping the entire village

[@strangebirb]

maybe that'll be in the DLC 😅

[@peanutbutterperoxide9707]

And the closest that may or may not be a real in the stream background 🧐

[@theboshajones]

This is exactly how I imagined Call Me Kevin lived his life tbf. Must have taken a lot of research of Ireland and the chess mafia.

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Kevin once again proved that he's a Kevin genius by Kevining all over his subscribers

[@RiderLeangle2]

You mean all us subscriblers

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@Newcious Yo No

[@voxvolhynia5400]

@@RiderLeangle2 Subscribble to the cultmunity today!

[@sanecatlady]

Disturbing how realistic this is... I think you have a stalker, Kevin

[@PooPooRyan]

this game is definitely going to get an award not for being the best game but for being the most random game ever

[@diamondplayz2145]

True

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@Newcious No

[@maryfreegirl2029]

most game ever

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

Yes GOTY

[@bigcheese1061]

No for being the most Kevin game of the year

[@jayzepickle6637]

Who in the fuck made this game?! Like someone took time to construct this game. I.. I am impressed. Kudos to you, creator.

[@Jenny-gh9qn]

I think the creator actually talked about this game on the subreddit a while ago. I forgor the name tho

[@DirtyGeorge]

@Wally Wally I thought that was a link to the game

[@sarasthoughts]

@@DirtyGeorge don't click!!

[@frostflaggermus]

The name is at the credit screen! Mikko Jauhanen.

[@Cupa99999]

@@Jenny-gh9qn it was a guy named Mikko Jauhanen

[@mikeprovencherii4198]

I'd love to see Anna play this game. I think it'd be great for her to finally get a highly detailed and accurate perspective on your real actual life.

[@asherzxyz]

“is that his car? it’s gotta be. he’s irish and it’s green” kevin you’re all irish

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

Suvi, you're Korean

[@Engardian]

Kevin: “…oh.”

[@Klathis]

Kinda sad Kevin didn’t say anything about Default. Her model was so default he probably thought she was just a generic npc and not *THE* Default Default

[@princeberton]

Default is my favorite character

[@foxbird123]

I noticed that too.

[@matchamarimo]

Had the same thought haha

[@TakecenterStage]

Wait where was she? I must have missed it

[@Klathis]

@@TakecenterStage the NPC that escaped from Turg in the mountain

[@creedexa8792]

Ah yes, the true capital city of Ireland, Little Kevington. Famed for it's beautiful mountains, the notorious Chess Mafia and the nightly Jim Pickens abductions for all those who break curfew. A paradise to be sure.

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

I'm confused. Why is Kevin running away and trying to escape our lord and savior Jim Pickens? It is the highest honor to be locked in his basement and forced to paint for his benefit.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Its a metaphor of how Kevin wants to run away of his duties but they always find him in the end. Jim being the living representation of Kevins responsability towards the cult he made. The mind of Kevin is complex and contradiciting, you see.

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Ah, that makes complete sense. His resistance is futile, but I see that he is a complicated man.

[@SuperToasty325]

No one is "forced,"... it's involuntary consent.

[@casualprince8779]

*sent from my basement*

[@imogens7281]

@@LoveLee_Dreamer He will be a-Jim-ilated. His technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to Jim's own. Resistance is futile.

[@ValueNetwork]

7:47 instead of making default the default mii character, they just used the default human model from whatever this software is. That’s actually really clever!

[@donovanbutthurt496]

It's rare to find someone genuinely funny that happens to be gaming! Keep up the good work!

[@Kielostar]

The guy who made this game is Finnish and I've never been more proud of my nationality

[@desaun]

oikeesti?! haha awesome

[@nightsgrow6575]

You should be. Forget Nokia and angry birds, this is your new national legacy

[@eljaa]

"What will i do if a fully grown man follows me to my house???" kevin figures out what its like to be a 20-something woman trying to peacefully go to a bar for a couple hours

[@phoebedarker]

For real

[@xmiky]

your comment is unfortunately too real. stay safe girls 🤍

[@silviaromeroseoane9754]

Even younger than 20

[@runratchetrun]

I liked the part of the game where Kevin said "It's Kevin time" and Kevin'd all over the tomatoes

[@gruphius]

"What's your favorite game?" "CallMeKevin Simulator." "What?" "Oh, you know, the game where you shoot the chess mafia, steal tomatoes and enter the nightmare store..."

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Oh, Jacksepticeye's here!" Of course he is, this wouldn't be Kevin simulator without his irish lads

[@contraasss]

Jim Pickens is literally Kevin's own Slenderman that jumpscares him

[@seal8900]

This is very insightful for me. I now know the daily routine of literally every person in Ireland.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

You mean everyone in Ireland worships Jim Pickens? Huh, you would think such a famous religion would be well known in the rest of the world. Maybe they dont much publicity outside the island. Maybe Kevin should be doing a better job at spreading the word of our Dear Leader and savior.

[@foxbird123]

That's why Kevin does what he does, to spread the good word of Jim.

[@KingNedya]

Kevin never completed that race, meaning the Drift King wins once again.

[@Xaychedelic]

When you wanted more Irish Lads but the game gives you the Irish Youngsters. This game is very accurate 20/10

[@ThatGirlMxryz]

More like Bore Ragnarok/10

[@kitkatboard]

We have the Lads at home

[@azusaletsplay]

Him literally taking the car by carrying it made me laugh more than it sure have

[@feckaroundandfindout]

Great Job Mikko Jauhanen! On the game and congrats on getting kevin to play it! Loved all the references :)

[@rekijokigames9669]

Thanks

[@redd691]

"Note to self, never talk to Anna underscore chess." Anna would like to know your location.

[@admthrawnuru]

You can tell Kevin truly loves Anna... She's the only one he didn't shoot.

[@kaydndraper1054]

aw that's totally true ! I just realized that. score one for true love!

[@seidimeow]

Ok without a doubt it's a 7 out of kevin

[@amy2771]

Or even a Kevin out of 7

[@Deathbrecht]

Why not both? A 7 out of Kevin out of 7.

[@seidimeow]

@Amy​ @Deathbrecht heck, make it an 11 out of kevin

[@RedKing12000]

You know, from the name alone I probably shouldn’t be surprised that Anna’s famous “Glock Gambit” is considered an illegal move. One must be quite the unit to have survived the pressures of mafia enforcement for such a length of time. Looking at it like that, her surviving the chaos we affectionately call Kevin suddenly makes a lot of sense.

[@spicysalad3013]

The random "I fell iiiin" then kevin screaming in panic as he accidentally shoots Jack again, this is gonna be top tier

[@lyndseyclark9067]

I’m just imagining someone stumbling across this, not knowing who Kevin is, and being really confused by the chaos.

[@LottiePsychotic]

My parrot plumage greatly enjoyed this episode! SHe kept laughing and nodding her head for this one. She found 'Drift daddy' an absolutely hilarious sentence. Plumage absolutely adores your content

[@FloridaGuy53]

This game really make you FEEL like you're 3.04 million subscriber count KZbinr, CallMeKevin. The way he burns the rooftops and turns to face the camera before falling into a sleepy trance is just full of the exaggerated swagger of an Irish lad. It gives me goosebumps every time he does it. 9.5/10.0 It has a little something for everyone.

[@minlow7831]

If Kevin was in psychonauts this is what his mind level would look like

[@offa643]

This is the greatest game of all time, I saw this on reddit and am so happy you did too❤️ This is why you are a CallMeKevin genius

[@jaberjjr]

Imagine this being the first video someone watches of Kevin's. I want to know what that experience would be like.

[@imperiumz1189]

Callmekevin plays Callmekevin. This is for sure a video of all time

[@cassiel.6918]

You’ve made it, dude. Does Markiplier have his own simulator? I don’t think so.

[@griffinsummoner]

I'm disappointed the game didn't open with "Hey there, friends. How's it going. YOUR name is 'Kevin'".

[@smonxbox818]

now we can truly experience being a military genius

[@allieginter8438]

You know, you really gotta respect Kevin's commitment to the roleplay in this game. He's so immersed that it actually FEELS like he's CallMeKevin.

[@marveludus]

This definitely is one of the games of the year, love it!

[@polterghost_]

That zooming Jim is a legit scary thing

[@elifarrelly4288]

We need a play through of the special edition now 😌

[@alexs.7956]

The fact that I understood all the references makes me feel weirdly proud lmao

[@icypenguinparty]

i cannot describe how much i want to play this game. to be in the mind of a military genius would be…amazing.

[@Mette_Abildgaard]

The thumbnail is terrifying, it looks like my sleep paralysis demon. I love it.

[@jjbulock]

I love how all the Irish lads are represented in this game. I mean Jack and Nogla live with Kevin but I feel like Dan the villain and Terrorizer live there too, its just they wanted to be at the pub. Good to see Anna_Chess represented too. Don't forget to subscrible.

[@xlSw1ftBlad3lx]

I'm disappointed it didn't start with being hit by a car, we all know that's where the callmekevin extended universe started

[@jolinarmalkshur18]

Just like in reality, Jim Pickens is unstoppable and unkillable.

[@randomyoutubeshorts1868]

Got to appreciate the room filled with pictures of the dear leader

[@imogens7281]

Why do I feel like Kevin is deliberately saying "outer body" to wind annoying people like me up? 😂

[@matchamarimo]

I definitely think so. It's in the same category as William DaFoe and Brendan Frasier xD

[@imogens7281]

@@matchamarimo Ahh you're so right xD Considering how surprisingly often Willem Dafoe comes up though, I'm a tiny bit sad I've never seen Kevin use a "Willem DaFriend" meme, or maybe flashed us some Dr Brendan Frasier Crane 😂

[@Noah-nk5og]

I just remembered one of Kevin’s grognaks also known as red glasses man was a professional chess/checkers player

[@Marmilin]

"All the bodies across the river" Just another day for Kevin.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Its a common ocurrence in Little Kevington.

[@jayzepickle6637]

Thanks for letting us into a bit of your life. I had no clue this was your day to day activities.

[@ryukiri]

Dodging Jim all like "Float like a bee, sting like a, uh...bee"

[@FineBlaBla]

i never thought that any turg-version could look worse than the sims one I was wrong

[@emilyk1926]

obsessed with nogla being here just to berate kevin

[@ResidentFanta]

I love it when Kevin makes vlogs

[@DeprivedLu]

I love your rendition of Ring of Fire playing each time you respawn, like a torturous Groundhog Day

[@MINECHEZ1]

So many mixed emotions. Fear, joy, confusion, eagerness but mostly I just feel concerned at this point. I do kinda want this game though

[@isabellel.4605]

Best simulator game ever. Totally realistic

[@Elle...]

The time hitting 25:00 after he was being chased by Jim invoked a kind of fear in me that I didn’t know could exist

[@KetsYok]

The fact that Turgs prisoner was default was amazing, the fact they were the default model was amazing but they sounded way too expressive, default would be the same one way or another 7/Kevin for realism

[@Yozo_official]

Kevin being Kevin is the most Kevin Thing Kevin has done

[@davidmackayy]

CallMeKevin simulator; locking your sims in rooms, say bore ragnarok every single day and love potatoes

[@MemowMedia]

Kevin talking about shiny cards and PSA 10 actually surprised me.

[@CHESShireCat]

This isn’t even a horror game and I can’t handle that Jim Pickens scene

[@PrincessRomi1]

The game does an awesome job portraying Ireland. This really is how Ireland looks irl.

[@Nazanir]

Of all the games of 2022 I've seen so far, this is definatly one of them.

[@onerva.]

I laughed way harder than I should oh heyyy it's done by a Finnish person, nice! (torille)

[@candiland_plus6679]

Guys, Kevin is Irish! To be accurate you need narrow single lane roads that are two ways and has stone fences that but up against the road on each side! 🤣😂🇮🇪

[@omnimonium]

very happy to see kevin played this game. i played it around a month ago and i loved it, the journey from beginning to end is so badly good.

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

this is actually a pretty impressive game

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

So realistic, Dan cursed the race track sounds about right :)

[@chewbekah]

Ok but actually speaking, props to whoever made this, it must have taken ages!

[@rekijokigames9669]

Thanks. It took 3 months to make

[@sidhackney8831]

After seeing the meticulous, loving fan tribute that is Super VHS so recently, this hits as much more of a fever dream.

[@moto6953]

the next time you meet jack irl just give him a sack of tomato's

[@jamesba6438]

All the golden sun music continues to make me smile. Also this game is almost perfect for your commentary kudos to whoever made it

[@meiguess6765]

“Video games are a form of escapism” Explain this.

[@DBswag_]

I knew about Kevin's car incident, I mean anyone who's been subscribed for 5 mins will have heard about it. But I didn't know it happened right after Kevin saw Batman vs Superman. Talk about adding insult to injury, or injury to injury I guess...

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

can’t wait to see and play this perfect simulation

[@kjerstiva]

Love this. And also hoping for more reactions to irish tv ngl

[@therapeuticchaos62]

15:25 Kevin has some very comedic timing lol “I only know how to break the game apparently”

[@veeru2005]

Hey kev, before i watch this lovely vid A long message unrelated and by far not connected to games or anything. Yesterday my tests got over and it was kind of a stressful ride, and sleepless one. But it ended yesterday and it felt liberating, and i wanted to fall flat on my body and sleep during evening, but somehow kept myself up awak untill 22:30, 10 30 at night and was able to fall asleep and actually wake up early at 5:29 am This was an achievement and the rest i needed so much..I particularly struggle to give myself the love and care that i need the most and end up going in a downward spiral of being harsh to myself Yet here i am, feeling grateful for many things and already few seconds into the video and i get to see your life, that to Jim Picken!! Everywhere I'm off to watching the video and having another time of my life. But hey Kev, hope you are also doing fine. Thank you for many things!! Love ya kev

[@humlegard-gaming]

These types of games combined with Kevin is the perfect recipe for disaster

[@botchedrepair1542]

callmekevin, beginning of a video: so today we'll be playing the call me kevin simulator callmekevin, one minute into a video: so basically i'm wearing a car

[@Dispariabooks]

This game is almost perfect, but it is missing one important thing. It should have started in the hospital room with a character creator so that you could choose how pale you look right after being hit by the car. That would bring in character creation and an origin story. Like fallout, but with more pale skin and less choice

[@squishydoo5417]

I’ve been waiting for you to start a vlog series ever since I found your channel, and it finally paid off

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

This game shows why Kevin is with Anna... the chaos and danger of chess :)

[@pedrovallefin8406]

He must have woo her by protecting her from the chess mafia. Why, im sure it went exactly as the game shows. Its just too belivable to not be true to life.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@@pedrovallefin8406 exactly

[@RiderLeangle2]

Thank you for taking us on this trip through your average day, Kevin is a Kevin genius

[@ogbigjuicer]

you know you made it when u get your own simulator! keep it up kevin!

[@zanalander]

The fact that the audio changing underwater is an ongoing gag will never not be funny