Bridge Constructor Portal but I make all the test subjects fail

Bridge Constructor Portal but I make all the test subjects fail
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[@CallMeKevin]

As promised, another upload due to the sponsored dedicated video earlier. Hope you enjoy this one too :)

[@pedrum23]

Call Me Kevin its 3am go to feckin bed

[@scorch3089]

*Call it a day*

[@jonlam562]

hey kev i think you copy pasted the wrong description

[@StephenWrathall1]

Call Me Kevin Kevin do you love me? If not I want a divorce 🗿🗿🗿

[@captainlamp2.076]

Now that's dedication. Isn't it like 3am over there?

[@bfitz5610]

The genuinely shaken way Kevin said "oh no, it's you" to GLaDOS killed me. Ah, my old nemesis.

[@DrNachoBalls]

"It's not a structural fault, it's a feature!" Things I tell people about my face

[@pato6738]

I was about to simp here

[@Ellisepha]

"Okay, now: He'll go down this little ramp, almost kill his kid, go up this little ramp, through the portal, kill his kid, and then die. All according to plan."

[@juliemcginn3904]

i came across this LITERALLY as Kevin said it.. 🤣

[@ChronicNewb]

@@juliemcginn3904 SAME

[@CloudyMason]

3:42 this feels like such a portal way of speaking. Like I could 100% picture Wheatley saying this.

[@icivilus1589]

Bride Constructor Portal but the test subjects are failures and it isn’t my fault

[@erica2324]

Ritardando Ratusi Bride

[@kirbygriffin1]

raccoon cryptid Groom

[@router9717]

Perfect

[@cultist_npc]

Marry

[@Huimangi]

I love your username

[@angeliquedierckx]

As a Flemish person, can confirm, that's exactly what Flemish sounds like..... after a couple of beers.

[@Iberium]

I was confused when he randomly said Flemish and went back to check if there was actual Flemish language. 100% can confirm there is Flemish!

[@ThEWanderer7]

angelique ain’t that the truth hahahaha

[@jasperberton9237]

BELGIUM REPRESENT

[@geknipt_]

Eerder dronken west vlaams dan oost vlaams

[@lololaurens4170]

@@Iberium Vlaenderen vertegenwoordigd

[@odd9965]

Kevin trying to act evil with portals in the background makes everything sound like a cave johnson quote

[@wesleybunch4925]

Bridge Constructor Portal but the portals take you to Jim Pickens house.

[@itsrodiggityyo9946]

Wesley Bunch that's my kind of portal

[@shminkelshmoink678]

That brings you into his basement to forever be there

[@tychoschenkels7841]

@@shminkelshmoink678 even better

[@danielsulinski5973]

@@shminkelshmoink678 is the end of your username a reference of Eticka?

[@shminkelshmoink678]

@@danielsulinski5973 no

[@kobypohls5498]

I can’t say how much I admire Kevin for consistently uploading twice a day every time he does a paid promotional one it’s great and I respect him so much for it. Keep up the decking good work Kevin, the dear leader is proud.

[@adriepram]

His commentary is always gold 😂😂😂

[@h1ll4kk4]

More like you made that one persons death more tolerable by making him hit his head, before he could feel his flesh melting off his bones slowly in that acid pool. The others...fecked.

[@whomidity3953]

"I like Toasts, I like Baths, why not make toast in the bath?" I GET IT!

[@Punttipate62]

I see, we watched the same video!

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

epin pelaja Wow, what a funny, original response to the bad, bad comment. Ooooh....

[@realhuman5688]

Cat What an original response to an original response to an original response on an original, bad comment.

[@zacharyheine4177]

I think we should call it "commit bath toast" from now on

[@isaak___9004]

*TOAST-CIDE*

[@coffeeelk6364]

Kevin is the kind of person Aperture really needs. He’s got that murderou- I mean, go getter attitude!

[@thepotatofreak6675]

10/10. Perfect to watch to help brainwash yourself before sleep.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

4:58 As a native Flemish speaker, I can confirm this is accurate

[@deadflag7030]

3:00 "It's probably like bring your kid to work day" Because Aperture has such amazing luck with thoseeee riiiiiiight?

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

damn it you beat me to it

[@onedoesnotsimply7375]

Honestly, Cave Johnson is just Jim Pickens from an alternate universe.

[@dreww8941]

Making toast in the bath is a pretty shocking thing to do

[@braxtius8209]

Bridge constructor but the casualties are monumental

[@Conceptcreator]

oh man this is gonna be something good 🤣

[@stephenkosar705]

Kevin should head NASA.

[@brainyskeletonofdoom7824]

Yeah, I'm a nihilist as well

[@RubieKanary]

That's strange. I could've sworn Kevin already did a video on this game... Oh wait... That was RTGame.

[@henriquemesquita5692]

Aren't they like, the same person? I mean, i don't see any difference between those two

[@littlellama400]

I WASN'T THE ONLY ONEEE

[@MultifandomFangirl97]

I've always wondered why the voices are so familiar to me and can't place it

[@rubenrodriguez3164]

Sounds like Kevin on downers.

[@evilzombie1156]

Last time I was this early bore ragnarok was available to talk

[@plywoodman8626]

Mole2, more like bore ragnarok

[@warfour1261]

@@plywoodman8626 more like boar rognareck

[@theoo0rt]

@@warfour1261 More like Bore Ragnarok

[@warfour1261]

@@theoo0rt more like boaere reaogneoroecke

[@beanface7408]

@@warfour1261 More like, Bore Ragrognak Attorney at Law.

[@scorch3089]

What are you doing up this late Kevin!

[@kayleekingsbury1754]

What time is it where you are? Its 7 PM here

[@nocebo6014]

It's probably around 3am in Ireland

[@sentientcum299]

Its 3.10am in Ireland

[@SpencerBrewerOG]

Whiskey

[@ozromero1388]

It's 9:15 in AMERICA

[@TheIrishDino]

Build a bridge to the Ring Of Fire!

[@naomi8785]

I love that everyone's telling Kevin to go to bed. Great video btw. I laughed so hard at this hour, my neighbours probably think I've gone and gotten possessed again. Ty for all the work you put into your videos. NOW GO TO SLEEP.

[@kyliepowell]

Everyone is saying it's 3 am, and it's too early, but I say... IT'S NEVER TO EARLY FOR KEVIN!!

[@kyliepowell]

**YAWNS**

[@rebecca-gq6jl]

i was watching a bad video thanks for saving me

[@Fidelitye]

On the wierd side of KZbin again Rebecca?

[@thefishman2501]

The Gaming J.D I laughed to hard because I read Rebecca in a loud accusing way

[@nicolasheinz4733]

@@Fidelitye I mean, this still is on the wierd part of the KZbin, because this video is partially an Asmr

[@danielsulinski5973]

@@nicolasheinz4733 you just triggered many ASMR fans

[@Stalker_UwU_]

Rewind 2018?

[@ojackyy7842]

Kevin it is 3 in the morning in Ireland what the feckin hell are you doing uploading this late?

[@kalikoserpent]

yes

[@ocloud7389]

@@kalikoserpent that is the best answer

[@Awesummzzz]

Scheduled upload

[@Bigman-ff6eo]

No it’s july

[@friendlyneighborhoodgalil1859]

Probably because his main demographic is Americans and he uploads at this time to get Max views. Or he has no life and is just up at 3 am.

[@Peeko]

Wait a minute... THe DeSCrIpTiOn SaYs ThE GEtAwAy

[@innit3387]

Finally someone who also reads the description

[@Birdbrain_Dot_Exe]

You can't getaway from the getaway.

[@iThinkSOiAm97]

MrPeeksies WAIT MIN PRESCRIPTION SAY GET WAY

[@imaybeastupididiotheadbut604]

Guys it doesn’t say getaway......

[@Birdbrain_Dot_Exe]

@@imaybeastupididiotheadbut604 I know. It didn't say it when I replied, I just thought it was a funny joke. It probably DID still say it when the original comment was made.

[@striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761]

seeing this video makes me want to work for Kevin even more, he has THE best management

[@luckyseventh3425]

wow Ive never been to a Kevin video so early

[@scnr2_235]

Lucky Seventh Same

[@luckyseventh3425]

Dang, whyd this get so many likes, thanks though guys and gals!

[@HandsomeLib]

Finally! A Kevin schedule fitting my sleep schedule!

[@anthonyhill4900]

This whole video was Kevin basically saying “Mind the gap!!”

[@tomlabbate6253]

Hey man thank you for the dedication! And its amazing that you can upload so much content and still manage to make it feel fresh and funny. You are one of a kind Kev.

[@missm2925]

Please PLEASE play Bratz Rock Angles for the Game Cube. I remember playing it as a youngster and not getting passed the last level. Please like the comment so he can see it easier.

[@brat8323]

Miss Mosaic I NEED THIS

[@malleuscalgary]

Fuck you

[@AwesomeDude799]

@@malleuscalgary Well, that escalated quickly.

[@malleuscalgary]

@AwesomeDude799 N-word

[@thiccboi8383]

Yay 2 videos in one day

[@WhitleyAKW]

Bridge building games are some of my favorite videos to watch. Please play more, Kevin!

[@deansergaming1316]

Monday normally sucks but if Kevin uploads, then it doesn't suck. Unless you have an exam or something then it probably sucks.

[@kaelen0518]

Kevin its 3am. Go to bed

[@RaidoactiveBoy]

Was gonna say the same but I'm still awake so a bit hypocritical

[@my_name_sj9689]

... Aren’t you up, too? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤭🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤫🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😏🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤭🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤫🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤭🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔👌

[@volgax3646]

It’s not even 8 o’clock

[@RaidoactiveBoy]

@@volgax3646 not in Ireland Land

[@Somebodyelse141]

@@volgax3646 do you not know that time zones exist?

[@davidserback4699]

“I hope he didn’t love his kid.” -Kevin 2019

[@CalamityBaird]

I would love to see more of this! Great video as always.

[@lillywalsh3924]

The one thing I really love about your channel is the big variety of games that you play! Keep doing what your doing Kev!❤️

[@stickmirror]

hi kevin

[@tigersharkwoo]

productions

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Hi Stickman in the mirror

[@vapeyeeter6979]

I don't think it's funny that there are kids dying. I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS

[@MrAlexsdeleon]

looool

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Bridge Constructor Portal but not even a ramp can save me this time.

[@capnkjeg]

Portal's quirks have not aged well but at least we have Kevin to make it interesting

[@braders47]

weird upload time

[@JustinY.]

Bridge Constructor Portal but I'm running Apeture Science

[@xxfazeblevxx4974]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are you here

[@TescoMain]

Why the fuck is justin y here too

[@tommyvandame9575]

you fucking bot you been in almost all my videos

[@ethanignacio144]

STOP BULLYING HIM JESUS

[@ethanignacio144]

Tom you only have 1

[@kennethjohn8465]

Laughed 20 seconds in. I love your humour. Thanks for making videos

[@asukifolxfer7375]

Love these bridge constructor vids

[@RoshuWater]

Anyone remember Call Me Kevi from Breakout? He should make a KZbin channel.

[@leonhardwolnir4260]

I ain't no angel Don't got no halo I Cut off my wings Made my momma scream I'm your darkest dream. They call me Kevin My heart is empty They call me Kevin Just try and tempt me.

[@OrientAsp]

I found your channel about six months ago and I can say that your videos are some of the funniest I've seen. Keep up the great work.

[@jakohara6789]

Oh Kevin that was one of the funniest videos ive seen all year had me laughing throughout the whole thing

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Bridge Constructor Portal? More like Bore: Ragnarok Portal!

[@game_generation]

Bridge Constructor Portal but I'm an intellectual

[@Galgamos]

I would enjoy more of this. Then again, most of your content is very enjoyable. So you do you.

[@Xero0G]

I had been out for a late night stroll but so fecking glad to see this notification, really had been wanting to watch a video from you! I just can't wait to see how horrible you do these test subjects 😂😂😂

[@tigersharkwoo]

Yes

[@andrewvvvv8335]

Bridge construction but everyone dies in the process

[@cameronmeek9142]

Kevin I love your videos, it makes me happy every time I watch one

[@HowBoutTha4278]

Things that can never be unheard Realizing Kevin says *"okay"* every 20 seconds

[@elij4h229]

#MASTERBUILDERKEVIN Give this man a *promotion..!* U better *Do It*

[@lewashby8662]

Bridge Constructor Portal but it's 4 in the morning

[@similiesimsinactive]

I woke up at 7am for school, tired and moody af. Saw this video and watched it congrats you made me laugh sm I’m happy now :)

[@DrAce46]

Another brilliant video! Thanks Kevin!

[@CrowAndRedString]

The Getaway, but I am not the right description for this video

[@jenisguerron4659]

Hey I’ve never been so early

[@jaden1070]

Surprisingly not the most deadly bring your child to work day in the history of aperture science

[@arthurmorgan4058]

I'm 100% sure Kevin is a Bridge Constructer in a parallel universe.

[@MCArkon17]

Think the description needs changing Kevin....also is mole 2 available to talk?

[@LuRe_KiiNGz]

Play Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2

[@slinkcaribou2072]

Dude keep doing what your doing because this video brightened my day when i was having a bad one

[@crazypro-wrasslin8778]

Damn I laughed throughout this video! Really well done Kevin - I mean Applicant 9723 🤣🤣🤣

[@powerjack5558]

Kevin could you do some more Skyrim

[@tychaiaprosopo6866]

It's 3am. Why am I here?

[@venomouspotato7273]

Please play this more, I was left crying of laughter.

[@jakeperkins7470]

Kevin, BIG respect to you for always doing a second video when you do a sponsored video. I don’t know another youtuber who does something like this.

[@skisntrees9917]

My religion is Jim Pickens

[@scnr2_235]

Elijah Bishop Yes

[@savage4749]

Jim Pickens is love Jim Pickens is life

[@cheesey42dude9]

Change your last name to "Bishop Pickens"😂

[@theantagonist801]

Ok...

[@ethanlivemere1162]

All hail the Dear Leader

[@furiousfigures8714]

20th view but 364 like?

[@thaynewarnick5715]

Im so glad you posted kevin. The schedule was strange today, I hope it was just youtube and that everything is going well with you. Best of luck kev

[@silverbengal1853]

Jeseus Christ I just downloaded this yesterday, mr call me Kevin you sir are a psychic

[@jacksonstockbridge8920]

Please notice my comment, Kevin. All the way from Australia...

[@evilzombie1156]

Callmekevin but he is 7 hours late

[@eddthedead510]

Hey Kevin I love your videos ive been watching for a while now and thank you for making such great and funny content

[@michaelelias2433]

always liking the video before it starts cause i know it's gonna be awesome

[@jacobcammaroto5779]

Plz pin this kevin its my birthday please ur my favorite youtuber

[@headisclean9834]

Happy birthday bro👍

[@RyAn-sj7ck]

happy birthday batman

[@benfendest7496]

U won't get it rup

[@Givemepeacealone]

It’s not your birthday. And if it was, no one cares. Grow up. Pinning means jack shit. Go and do something. Are you 8 years old

[@DaRealChimpy]

Lol how old are you

[@jesse5203]

Use me as a play red dead button

[@ooofstin]

I was mesmerized by the beautiful asmr

[@baddabingbaddaboom77]

The 0.2 seconds of squelchy asmr noises near the start really helped me to enjoy this video a lot more

[@diabolicallink]

Love these bridge videos

[@T3WGaming]

You seemed to enjoy this game a lot. I could hear your happiness in your voice :)

[@rizzla0316]

Well it’s 3am and I have school tomorrow, but Kevin uploaded so I guess I have to watch it

[@kalikoserpent]

i feel the same way.

[@vahlhallan]

"I hope you enjoyed killing....ehhhh building bridges" nice save there xD

[@marybff1999]

i always have call me kevin vids on when i’m getting ready and my mom will overhear and go “is that kevin? he has such a great voice” or “is that kevin? that mans insane” depending on the video

[@SchwhatNow]

Oh god that was a hilarious episode. Great choice this time Kevin.

[@moonie406]

my nice daily dose of kevin destroying things. this is my life now and i am not complaining yet

[@K1ttyGam3r]

“Will this work? I don’t think it will, but it might!” Me