Using A Theoretical Degree In Physics to Play Portal Bridge Constructor

Not to be mistaken for a degree in theoretical physics
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[@RTGame]

This game was so much fun to play. I'm hoping to try more simulator games in future like Rollercoaster Tycoon. I think it could be great fun. Also take a shot everytime someone misreads the title

[@Capbarrelhead]

RTGame Im glad you liked it, I see you just messing with the physics of the game

[@Thomas-vn6cr]

How about Transport Tycoon?

[@senny4283]

uhh, of course, your playing Rollercoaster tycoon dont fucking tease us

[@QuantumFluxable]

simulator games are cool. may i suggest kerbal space program if you like chaos, destruction and unnecessary deaths?

[@stormydriver]

I liek your lets playes keep em up man, also you should try fs 17 on console or pc or even american truck sim

[@RushFreak]

Somewhere there's a graveyard that holds no bodies, where every tombstone reads the same haunting phrase... *"I'd make lemonade"*

[@JetFalcon710]

Oh god

[@kylefitz.2639]

@@JetFalcon710 There's more...

[@JetFalcon710]

@@kylefitz.2639 *_No..._*

[@thebiolibrary5572]

The Socially Awkward Falcon SECKSUAL CONGRAS WIF HE IFEL TOWAR

[@missingindy]

Metal Kingdom Productions go ta hell spy

[@asyptic6064]

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard!"

[@taigaaisaka4540]

Damnit someone beat me to it.

[@fabulousmetrocop6088]

"Sometimes, I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean. Like one time, I imagined they were a code to get into a vault full of naked women! Now how cool would that be?"

[@MajorganPlays]

-Fantastic (A.K.A. "that idiot with sunglasses")

[@Thousandthsontzneechhater]

"I've got the whole ncr suckling on my teats and it feels so good"

[@whisperr2522]

Ulvi Aghazada Fallout goes here

[@Backen04]

My blood pressure rose whenever I heard, "Send in the convoy."

[@nathanvelotta]

Manuel C idk I smiled every time I heard that

[@meristuart1838]

CONVOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I’m the only one who gets that reference? ...okay...

[@ltoofybloo3016]

I'm your thousand like

[@ImranLokman]

@@meristuart1838 . ... REALLY?!?!!

[@orangejuice7281]

Well what are you waiting for? Send them

[@mishapp4439]

Who will win: A securely built and structurally stable bridge *Or* The convoy

[@nathanielperry2714]

XennIsNotHere neither they all die

[@Manglet762]

One Conboii

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

Your avatar is absolutely adorable.

[@Infinite_Archive]

*S E N D I N T H E C O N V O Y*

[@the_kraken6549]

What securely built and structurally stable bridge?

[@sneezingcactus5681]

2:48 *guys falling* "No a single person died"

[@ichspiellp3685]

El Programajuan they didm't die they just took a bath in acid because it is supposed to be fat - reducing

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

I read It the moment he said that

[@dragon_heart666]

@@blankcurse3390 r/ triplewoosh

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Chris Sutton /rquadruplewoosh

[@dragon_heart666]

@@thebiolibrary5572 r/quintriplewoosh

[@yup9918]

This guy is chaotic neutral every single time.

[@user-rw2hi8es8d]

Nah, he's Chaotic Evil

[@flux7945]

Semyon Tarassov Chaotic evil means "bad person who gives no fucks". Chaotic neutral is just "gives no fucks". So, neutral is correct.

[@ExtrQuark]

Chaotic Good.

[@ExtrQuark]

Kevin's the Chaotic Evil

[@oliviarose3513]

Flux no, chaotic evil is someone who doesn't care about others, they'll do whatever for their own personal gain. Chaotic neutral has a moral code, but it's not the mainstream moral code and it's unpredictable

[@richiealbert9488]

If Wheatley played this, I think he'd play the same way and say "we didn't need that bit anyway, just ignore it" about the same amount of times you did.

[@BabaTova]

when life gives you lemons, DONT MAKE LEMONADES! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS

[@meristuart1838]

-I don’t want anyone to give me lemons without at least putting a 18+ rating on it first-

[@iwilltakeyourpassword453]

@@Merp_a_Derp DEMAND TO SPEAK TO LIFE'S MANAGER

[@synphilia4776]

**distant gLaDoS cheering noises**

[@TheDiloEmpire]

@MSMaster 51 IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS

[@Floonter]

@@iwilltakeyourpassword453 you mean god?

[@RedZeee]

Engineers: The middle of the bridge appears to exceed our maximum bending stress, we are also worried the support beam will exceed Euler's critical load. This bridge will be highly unstable! RTGame, Theoretical Master's Degree in Physics: Say no more! _Adds more triangles_

[@lucasbeck1391]

Ocean Man a Square?

[@jaakkonyh]

Ocean Man Harvard: Nigga, want a scholarship?

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

_S E N D I N T H E C O N V O Y_

[@KavazaaOFC]

Ze insane Medic a

[@sashaisweird]

Ze insane Medic oh hi

[@huuballawick]

"They were going door to door asking if anyone knew any scientists. I said look no further. They asked me if I knew anything about bridges. I said as much as anyone I'd ever met. They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."

[@robertharris6092]

Finnaly thank you

[@jamesromano9967]

who care

[@fabanano6158]

@@jamesromano9967 me care

[@jamesromano9967]

@@fabanano6158we found him

[@fabanano6158]

@@jamesromano9967 YA HAHA, YOU FOUND ME!

[@Saidriak]

I never knew that wheatly was based on a real human being, Let alone a KZbinr.

[@acegamerultragamer1532]

Or maybe RT is Wheatley?

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@acegamerultragamer1532 Stephen Merchant doesn't even need to show up anymore, Valve just calls in RT

[@BloomBlanche]

...I just realized how similar they sound.

[@Saidriak]

Not just the voice, I could easily imagine this being Wheatley's day job just to test his incompetence level

[@BloomBlanche]

@@Saidriak Definitely, now I can't re-watch the video without imagining Wheatley lol

[@undeadgamer8812]

Aperture Science: Sir, do you have a degree in theoretical physics? RT: I have a theoretical degree in physics AS: You're hired

[@SmileytheSmile]

Here in Aperture Science we always say: "If you fail once, clean up the ashes and try again with another group of people!"

[@yungvittu1881]

WW2 reference

[@notveryrea1]

yung vittu oof

[@thomasoltmann8933]

Aperture Science - We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us - expect the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on going 'til you run out of cake - when the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.

[@viktorexists6948]

Do what we must, because we can, so just lock 'em up and run tests on them

[@louisvdb0720]

Yep

[@deltaaerialgaming6307]

RTGames favorite shape: Triangle. RTGames favorite thing to do: SEND IN THE CONVOY.

[@postomnis6134]

Everybody knows the triangle is the strongest shape

[@nghtwng1572]

MORE TRIANGLES!!!

[@beleques]

9:48 I’m just imagining everyone being like “Oh- Oh my god, we did it! We survived! Everyone’s sa- oh god dammit Brian.”

[@bungofungus]

9:37 the phrase “don’t put all your eggs in one casket” visualized

[@codedots]

Who killed more people the atomic bomb or Rt and a bridge

[@whisperr2522]

CodeLee Civil War because it was the war America had the most deaths on

[@BronyPonyVal]

Your grammar was the worst casualty.

[@whisperr2522]

Valentin T You’re right woe is me

[@TheGreenTaco999]

Valentin T his grammer is fine m8

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

_S E N D I N T H E C O N V O Y_

[@juckya9660]

The bridge can hold but can the people

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

The bridges still stand in our hearts.

[@leaderofthenewbencrusades746]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said "Send in the convoy"

[@patrickstar561]

Is it a theoretical degree in physics or is it a degree in theoretical physics

[@redjstudios7036]

Patrick Star a theoretical degree in theoretical physics

[@reyariass]

Haha that’s the joke! Silly Patrick.

[@bobbywatson942]

RedJStudios Exactly. That is theoretically the truth.

[@otheraccount5252]

It's theoretically a theoretical degree, theoretically, in a highly theoretical branch of theoretical physics, physically, theoretically.

[@jestemtu900]

*description*

[@testname6624]

*send in the convoy*

[@articcenturion8387]

*multiple times*

[@bobbywatson942]

*username checks out*

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

*_SEND'ETH THY'NT CONVO'TH_*

[@sneezu]

i lost brain cells every time he said it loooool

[@suirahplanogemo3407]

I don’t get it

[@StickMaster500]

Now I also know why Valve doesn’t want to make Portal 3 because the tax payers have to pay for all of this damage.

[@trongtran8951]

Also the plot.

[@lolzqulion126]

And the amount of people left after the job interview about....lemons

[@_Hazelnuts_]

and the ammount of times i see in videos tbh

[@vladdimirvaldon5517]

*you're here*

[@vladdimirvaldon5517]

**bow**

[@wileyjohnson5955]

5:52 "The best solution to a problem is usually the eastist one." -GLaDOS

[@MarisaFan411]

"I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics" -Fantastic

[@James76931]

bridge man dan has a plan

[@imabird1566]

As an actual engineer I’m cringing. But as a human being I’m laughing. Please send help

[@-nathun8507]

Last name First name it hurts

[@Josh-rz4ed]

Help(I sent help)

[@theochasid8996]

As a human bean. 😁

[@stardeki]

Last name First name Are you implying engineers are nonhuman entities?

[@imabird1566]

Not all humans are engineers and soon not all engineers are humans.

[@Kokonutzlz]

I really like the joke in the title. This is the kind of effort I want to see out into things

[@unknown_player2001]

"We don't need to worry about this part." -RT Great timing

[@gotchupham8152]

Who needs triangles? This is a perfectly sound bridge! *every single driver dies*

[@venomous_thief7257]

"Who even needs triangles? This is a structurally sound bridge." two seconds later "OH GOD"

[@alexanderkolesnikov5003]

5:50 - has theoretical degree in physics , makes the most structurally sound bridge in human history while playing a video game

[@gotchupham8152]

The game: shouldn’t you stop using so much money to make useless bridges? Rt game: nah, the taxpayers will pay for it

[@Marcelelias11]

G4KILLER Sounds like the actual -american goverment- aperture science.

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

I can confirm the above statement, our investors will pay for all the wasteful spending that went into the robotic toilet.

[@giannemae]

Video evidence of RT using his 11 PhDs and expertise in engineering

[@NintenGunner]

World: at the edge of the apocalypse Rt: we can solve this! World: how? Rt: _More Triangles._

[@Infinite_Archive]

This comment aged... not sure how well...

[@NintenGunner]

@@Infinite_Archive We just gotta use more triangles.

[@leg-sc1bb]

2:40 sounds like something Wheatley would say.

[@Infinite_Archive]

I'm still not convinced this isn't just Wheately playing.

[@WAMOTF2]

*"theoretical"*

[@SimpleAmadeus]

The degree is the thing that's theoretical.

[@gotchupham8152]

Oh my god it works, send in the convoy

[@syockit]

Everytime I hear that I know it's not going to work.

[@Merp_a_Derp]

G4KILLER *everyone dies* *laughter ensues*

[@starhusky797]

99% casualty rate: *VICTORY*

[@doxazo5512]

5:31, "Who even needs triangles?" -RTGame 2018

[@daynaanderson6502]

Watch the timestamp with your eyes closed its pretty funny😂😂😂

[@janreiafrica]

*Incinerator* *_Farming Little Timmy's since 1969_*

[@geofftitchener98]

Hey I don’t see any Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plates in this game.

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

_S E N D I N T H E C O N V O Y_

[@sashaisweird]

Derp ,The Baked Potato. Stop spamming that everywhere

[@mrxneutron921]

RTgame is confirmed Illuminati confirmed “We need more triangles” -RTgame 2018

[@common9337]

S E N D I N T H E C O N V O Y

[@idarkstarx6939]

When I die the grim reaper is gonna ask, “and how did you die?” Me: “RT sent I the convoy.”

[@emeraldluigi4520]

Spoilers: The keyword is theoretical.

[@Groobis]

I like how its a theoretical degree in physics, and not a degree in theoretical physics.

[@brendanswords4659]

Chef Sossi Sont *thats the joke*

[@orionmartoridouriet6834]

Whoosh

[@alexking1129]

Chef dossier Sont was acknowledging the joke...

[@Groobis]

Its not a whoosh, I got the joke. I was just acknowledging it, like Alt f4 said.

[@redrix1787]

It's a fallout new Vegas reference

[@taxiboi2523]

famous last words 9:47 "so this actually does work"

[@invalid_user_handle]

1:16 "Look at them go." ... Into the acid?

[@ttiney684]

How to show you learned nothing in college

[@ttiney684]

Mr. MeeM Shush you >~

[@thegrayseed2792]

Well, education itself is 30% you learn new thing, 30% getting those legal physical evidence that you are smart in a form of a bunch of paper, and 40% ripping off your wallet.

[@ttiney684]

TheGraySeed yuppers

[@nervous_dachshund7489]

Using a *theoretical* degree in physics not a degree in theoretical physics

[@SaukeChase26]

Who would win Bridge built by KZbinr with a theoretical engineering degree Or 8:43 one tiny gap

[@tommypigskin2552]

"Send in the convoy" Famous last words

[@brycewinton5618]

Says it works it then proceeds not to work

[@matthewwilliams8267]

Bryce Winton And kills everyone involved

[@Brittank88]

"theoretical degree in physics" not "degree in theoretical physics" lmao

[@orionmartoridouriet6834]

Brittank88 [RS] whoosh

[@Brittank88]

Lmao, not r/woooosh, I got the joke in the first place.

[@flaminggalaxy-osubindingof1283]

Brittank88 [RS] obviously you didn’t

[@Brittank88]

First of all, why would you take it upon yourself to dig up this dead comment chain. Secondly, yes I *did* get the joke. I don't come onto KZbin to have my language choice judged by people, so please find a better use of your time.

[@wheremybike]

he fucking clearly got the joke, otherwise it'd be ' "degree in theoretical physics" not "theoretical degree in physics " lmao ' dumbass

[@familyfraser7905]

9:47 It works! (Everything falls apart)

[@Infinite_Archive]

RT really channeling the true spirit of Aperture Science here.

[@626Pennywise]

"Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's going to burn your house down. With the lemons!"

[@mrxneutron921]

Don’t you know that Aperture Science ran into a problem of too much people? They care more about the Portal guns

[@iwilltakeyourpassword453]

We all do

[@plasticbag7351]

Send in the triangles

[@matthewhenson4566]

I see amazon has been working on its employee safety again.

[@SuperSpringer2]

Not gonna lie, I really thought this was a serious video until I realized who I watched.

[@mparker123]

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE? MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

[@meristuart1838]

Mparker123wolf -I would like an 18+ warning. Too many lemons-

[@microTrash28]

RT: Oh! This actually *does* work! - 5 seconds later (Acid Noises)

[@chadgmt4099]

0:06 I'd make life take the lemons back! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?

[@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104]

Cave Johnson: We've gone beyond broke, but don't worry because now it is your financial problem and not ours! We're saying we're going to receive your pay from all your jobs including this!

[@Comboowo]

🤣 Your laugh is so contagious 🤣

[@ClownOwO]

This was my first ever video of RT's and boy am I glad that I misread that title. I distinctly remember watching it for the first time at work and came back to it several times and slowly realized "Hey, this is the same guy as those Hitman videos" and i'm glad to see how far you've come ❤️

[@adudeontheinternet8246]

1:00 "the taxpayers are gonna pay for this anyway" *nervous laughter in cave Johnson bean counter*

[@fetsexe2274]

Lol waching this while he's streaming

[@manocustaff4809]

Hi there,just subscribed. I am starting to enter in my low phase of depression,I spent the last few days thinking about suicide. This video and the Sims video made my day less sad,I thank you for that

[@kinkybathbombs3281]

*"MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!"* -Cave Johnston

[@mackenziewalls9932]

Says “Oh it does work” Bridge says “YEET,NOT IT FLIPPEN DOSEN’T!!!!!!”

[@cottodotto]

- look at them go *death intensifies* :)

[@shrooman768]

2:06 Look at him go! ... *SHSHMFNO*

[@formerlypurple]

Looking back at the first video of yours I watched it’s crazy how much you grew

[@Scivere]

Came here after watching the thank you video you posted today, and its been great watching you all these years and seeing how far youve come!

[@watchoutforsomethingdrunka9076]

9/10 not enough triangles

[@tristandennewitz1084]

Portal bridge construction manager: what is your experience Me: I am a verified engineer by my 6th, 7th and 8th grade design squad teachers

[@lunatheluma3804]

I originally read this as "a degree in theoretical physics" so i found your channel by thinking i was watching a physicist build bridges in a game, i love it

[@_leaf-3525]

*people jumping out of the vehicles into acid* RT: "not a single person died!"

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Does this count as clickbait?

[@Pokishima]

Could be that he has it, but he doesn’t use it.

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

0:52 Yeah that might ask your question.

[@ryldmeh251]

Kevin Sameshima I see the confusion it's a "theoretical degree in physics" not to be mistaken for a degree in theoretical physics

[@eartheclipse8]

Yes it does, but it's fine lol

[@boxbo7926]

“Look at this structurally sound bridge” *bridge breaks immediately thereafter*

[@grinningllama89]

Oh the excess of cut corners it’s enough to make a Hammond cry

[@paypalno-reply6450]

GOSH, do Americans seriously make lemonade out of lemons? That sounds disgusting! Normal people make lemonade out of lemonades. If life gives you lemons... squeeze them on your fish and chips

[@ablobofslime4612]

How do you frame a comment

[@derankedred6136]

So you're British?

[@ablobofslime4612]

@@derankedred6136 No he's PayPal

[@DanteDMC3]

Proud Britannia

[@theutubepower1243]

deRanked Red just find out where PayPal was made

[@lr-]

"we need more triangles" -RTGame (and every architect in history)

[@nrishiee5231]

i feel like every time he says okay this works something just finds some way to fuck up and go wrong.

[@2kill555]

SEND IN THE CONVOY!

[@conorwalsh767]

So, they knock on my door and ask me if I have a degree in theoretical physics. I say, "I have a theoretical degree in physics." And they said good enough.

[@michealdoyle5571]

This was the first one of your videos I ever saw. I've never looked back. Thank you for everything you've done. Genuinely.

[@retroruin4917]

This was the first video I saw on this channel and I'd say it was a good introduction, been watching since this video came out

[@wills.5762]

H-He asked 2 questions...

[@Merp_a_Derp]

Will S. Oh god... He knows...

[@iwilltakeyourpassword453]

@@Merp_a_Derp he is too dangerous to be kept alive

[@hondjo]

Lemonade.

[@freddiet.rowlet525]

In most games, RT subverts how you'd expect characters to act, but in this one, the horrific killing of almost everyone and rampant waste of money is actually quite in keeping with Aperture Science

[@ladytomato7282]

I laughed so hard at this video- I just recently found your channel through the adventures of the Bob family in the sims. Keep up the awesome job

[@Thousandthsontzneechhater]

Fantastic is that you, i always wondered what you did after helios 1

[@ಇLiv]

Do a flip, thats a good trick!

[@goatsandbullets]

This is like when Wheatley took over the entire facility. He just ruined everything and you see all the "bits you don't need" going everywhere.

[@catalan_spammer5517]

RTgame: Oh! so this actually does work *bridge immeditley collapses*

[@beaksters]

I’m shocked this video hasn’t had an influx in comments after the fallout new vegas video.

[@ethancoyle724]

7:43 that was unmmmm creepy.

[@cardboardhawks6783]

It’s just Ellen McLain exploding, what are you talking about?

[@jevlin]

Oh my, you're so crazy, I love you! I would never expect to laugh this much watching a game like this. Keep up the great work, man!