[Vinesauce] Vinny - Bridge Constructor Portal

A new iteration of bridge-building glitchfest which came out of nowhere, yet another opportunity to discover miracles featuring new structural innovation - a scoop! Streamed live on Vinesauce. Check out my other youtube channel for full streams. ► bit.ly/vinefull...
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[@XantasGifting]

"imagine a giant coin sorting machine But they're all quarters"

[@mudwire1]

Elias Chair quarters are a name for a specific coin in the US

[@karabirb]

mudwire1 I think he knows that already man

[@pickypath246]

@@karabirb actually we thought he meant pennys.

[@shyne5928]

i giggled like a fucking idiot

[@gingermcgingin1733]

@@mudwire1 Canada too

[@JamesTheCelestial]

"BRAINYOT, THE TEST CHAMBERS ARE ON FIRE" "No, Mr. Johnson, that's just the combustible lemons."

[@ryanlevis7532]

IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS

[@signmanstrr5577]

Well, Vinny, I made it. Despite your directions.

[@MarshalHopalop]

That same thought is running through the minds of everybody piloting the forklifts.

[@Iinneus]

Despite your constructions.

[@perplexus3893]

Ah! Superintendent Signmanstrr! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable vinesauce video.

[@Player1-up]

Streamed hams.

[@rhysgerbiltron4041]

"So you call them steamed bridges despite the fact that they are obviously ramps"

[@Senoishi]

If my memory doesn't fail me, you still owe us a pantaloon consumption from this stream Vinny.

[@MsCounterMax]

I can confirm it

[@YumekuiNeru]

maybe even two unless the first was a fluke

[@somegalicianguy8416]

Senoishi your snipperc*nts video is awesome.

[@TheNightquaker]

VIdeo is not called Snipperclits. Missed opportunity.

[@skrandelg]

We are still awaiting our pants consumption

[@pieman19]

Vinny takes the phrase "If at first you don't succeed: try, try again" to the next level

[@nerdy_hedgehog]

Or at least he would if he could get to the next level.

[@That_One_Xatu]

Well.. after all, shouldn't you DO YOUR BEST, DO YOUR BEST, DO IT EVERYDAY

[@sumspartan8396]

pieman19 I took that differently then intended.

[@sadcena]

*Brainyot has logged in*

[@TransFemPyro]

Sad Cena

[@TheTabascodragon]

When other people do the same thing over and over and expect different results it's called insanity, but when vinny does it it works.

[@digiquo8143]

We should get Vinny to try and solve the puzzle of making me a millionaire.

[@BlightVonDrake]

11:57 The golden ratio... It all makes sense now. Vinny is a Zeppeli. 12:23 Vin, did you just auto-tune with your own voice?

[@miguelantonio8440]

Is that a..... Nono reference?

[@BlightVonDrake]

@@miguelantonio8440 I believe you mean... *_Hoho reference._*

[@sheez7734]

@@BlightVonDrake *nyo ho

[@m11_loz]

Well, Vinny is a master of the Spin. Of course he’s a Zeppeli

[@kylebooface6359]

Anime only people: *Spin? “Nyo-hoo” I thought the Zeppeli’s taught people Hamon?!*

[@p0stboyANIMATION]

3:01 hottest beat of the spring season

[@SwordandKalim53]

3:01 Clang..Clang..Clang..Clang..Clang Boom! Clang..Clang Boom! Clang..Clang Boom!

[@FlameJackstar]

Sick beat.

[@TheNightquaker]

It turned into a truly _deadly_ beat.

[@smol_time-traveler4534]

can anyone make a remix of that part

[@liopleurodon2000]

NØMΞЯCУ627 dude that remix would be straight up *fire* XD I'll leave now...

[@TheNightquaker]

Haha, it would be hella lit fam! XDDDDD

[@victikirby15]

11:58 The Spin, Johnny... this is lesson five

[@elguaro3]

*ARIGATO, GYRO*

[@djk1288]

Johnny we must learn how to SPEEEEEEEEEN If we wanna get the Jesus corpse before the President

[@verruxlunox8438]

Johnny, Johnny Boy

[@greenkibble]

6:56 OK DID YALL SEE THE WAY THE COMPANION CUBE PERFECTLY STUCK IN THAT CORNER LIKE

[@TakeNoShift]

I am enlightened beyond the scoop

[@flipperjr.3822]

This not bridge constructor. This is divine intervention simulator.

[@sarcophobia9507]

3:07 fire beats tho

[@countesschewi2399]

As weird a combination it sounds, Bridge Constructor was already at Aperture levels of shoddy experimentation.

[@HeroChao132]

portal bridges final v2

[@SpicyAvocado]

Yeah, why was it called that for, like, 2 seconds?

[@HeroChao132]

It was probably that because that was the movie file's name.

[@TeamAsianLeader]

Pepperoni Secrets Probably uploaded the original file without actually giving the upload a title.

[@InterstellarVulpine]

Brainlets who have only 10 IQ: Chess BRAINYOTS WHOMST'D'VE 200 IQ: Bridge Constructor Portal

[@TheNightquaker]

HMMST'D'VE'ED. Indeed! You are correct!

[@timothylengel7145]

GALAXY BRAINYOTS WHOM'VE'D'NT 30000 IQ: SCOOP

[@Theosyion]

Vinny’s laugh surely must be the cure to everything

[@someguy2302]

Well Vinny, I made it despite your shoddy bridges.

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Some Guy Ah, Some Guy! I hope you're prepared for some unforgettable *scoops!*

[@parasitecat3892]

Myeah. *Vinny starts streaming* *stuck on one easy fucking level* GAH! Oh egads! My Bridges are ruined! But.. What if... I were to make some kind of scoop and disguise it as a good ol' bridge? HOH HOH HOH, Delightfully Brainy, Vinny!

[@MoxieCat]

Ah, Superintendent Chat, welcome! I hope you're ready for some unforgettable miracles!

[@flipperjr.3822]

+Jaedon Braun (Vulpatrino) I thought we were having normal bridges?

[@liamwebster3862]

Flipper Jr. Oh no, I said _Scoop_ bridges! That's what I call miracles in bridge construction.

[@seto007]

Scoop the Burbs

[@sprybug]

Captain Weeks, you were involved in this?! Congrats! It's good to see Vinny recognize who does good editing and compilation work on the youtubes.

[@CaptainWeeks]

Thanks, dude. Max did all the hard work tho.

[@sprybug]

Thanks Weeks, I'll have to check out Max's stuff too!

[@MsCounterMax]

You really shouldn't since all the Vinesauce stuff I do gets posted on Week's channel. My channel solely exists to store my weird shitposts

[@____orphevs]

"it's working!" *he says, as it isn't, in fact, working.*

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

You do not know his intentions

[@KingThrillgore]

>seeing captain weeks get promoted to official vinesauce contributor This warms my heart

[@iblitz95]

Somehow the forklifts at 3:01 make a really catchy beat...

[@Exowave1]

5:11 I've started saying this irl. just the way he says it is so perfect and funny

[@Meekolash]

My vocabulary is forever being changed by this Italian, as the words "Beans", "Good" and "Scoop" is now something I can never say without giving a small chuckle. I hate this.

[@donvoltonus8898]

*Turns on captions* "Brain Yacht"

[@sumspartan8396]

Don Voltonus we got thots on da boat

[@sumspartan8396]

Get it?

[@karabirb]

THiCCZ BOiZ Boy nothin funnier than asking if people get the joke after you don’t get a response

[@mrwri]

truly this is cursed knowledge

[@flimflam6652]

Vinny lives for that "why the fuck did that work" moment in bridge constructors

[@Kameratyp]

As a civil engineer this was painful to watch

[@splattim3180]

you can do it push _push!_ congratulationsIT'SABABYBOY!

[@conyo1942]

It's good to see Captain Weeks getting some recognition with the channel.

[@JBLZFTW]

The bridge is imbued with the power of the golden rectangle!

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

Vin used the Spin to create bridges of art

[@Bluestache]

6:50 My last 2 brain cells attempting to figure out how to correctly get ice cream out of the tub

[@MrMallard19]

Captain Weeks is doing official Vinesauce compilations? Hell yeah!

[@TrumpLester]

11:58 Vinny uses The Spin. *CONFIRMED* ~Obligatory Jojo Reference~

[@jonathankinneberg1486]

Thanks Gyro, I understand lesson 5 now.

[@lillelinne63]

*HOW!?*

[@thedarkangelthe2]

Eyyy captain weeks did some of the edits nice!

[@Jemmie69]

What good streams to be at. My god

[@spoiledpasta977]

category: music

[@smol_time-traveler4534]

Spoiled Pasta well yeah listen at the beats on 3:01

[@darrelsam419]

Vinny's cries of pain IS music

[@fortuys7754]

vinny just LOVES bridge constructors and you can tell ! :3

[@LenkyLad]

Welcome to the Vinesauce editor family Captain Weeks.

[@Grim0514]

*Piece of bridge flies and phases through entire map*

[@wantedwario2621]

Old Vinny was so full of energy and excited to play stupid games. Now he kind of sounds constantly depressed.

[@incredicassio]

Oh shit, a Captain Weeks highlight? Nice!

[@sylvoen]

in which vinny slowly loses his mind (as usual)

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

thanks for agreeing another job for THE SCOOP ALWAYS WORKS ALWAYS WORKS NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG!

[@A_Player]

FRAME PERFECT BRIDGE CONSTRUCTING Vinny should speedrun this game.

[@plushifoxed]

10:00 *anguished Dolancycle revving*

[@tomjackal5708]

i love the bridge constructor engine

[@franmanlemon]

I still can't believe this was ported to switch...

[@JRyan56]

Damian Casas i

[@SimplyMavAgain]

Ohh, shit. Edited by Captain Weeks? Not bad.

[@NicolasDDJ]

3:02 What an awesome beat.

[@Butterscotchcs]

now youre thinking with bridges

[@JB-em2ot]

The scoop always works. Mostly.

[@ArtemisTries]

yes steamed hams

[@weeniebot6027]

more like streamed hams

[@newtybot]

This stream was the happiest I’ve ever seen Vinny Not just laughter, but genuine happiness

[@SavageJacek20]

5:31 best part

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

4:07 "There's hope." "THERE'S HOPE!!" **sssssssss**

[@gfrancagm4017]

omg, Captain Weeks did it!

[@roan4571]

It has probably been said hundreds of times, but Vinny would make an amazing game tester

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

The Origen of Brainyot if I'm correct

[@pitkat]

Pajamapants Jack corec

[@Rad-88]

Actually it was on the breath of the wild stream, during one of the last puzzle shrines, a chat member called him that.

[@verysadcatc7897]

You can beat some level with 0$ spended on the portal part

[@KratosAurionPlays]

0:06 Oh good lord Steams Hams the game. 5:52 That bridge chunk decided to go rogue I guess.

[@MsCounterMax]

Well, now I feel bad for adding Steamed Hams as a starting sequence

[@RedPoisonDragon]

Vinny just kind of turns into Mario or Luigi during times of intense emotion.

[@cheerleaderb.5946]

Ah, there it is... The hysterical laugh from the first Bridge Constructor. The nostalgia.

[@JMCBowers]

10:34 didn't expect that response when I asked, but I'm glad I did

[@DeepWeeb]

I've never seen Binyot so happy

[@PINGAS128]

After watching this stream the word scoop now invokes fear whenever i hear it

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

11:44 Holy shit that was spot on.

[@Isaacfess]

7:35 ＳＵＣＫ　ＴＨＩＳ　ＣＯＣＫ　ＫＬＥＥＮ

[@nathanielstanford3115]

"Such a lust for scoops... HOOOOWWWW???"

[@michealhunter9426]

By far one of my favorites

[@PsychoPanda9000]

Your bridges gave me terminal 7.5

[@apricotluma]

Captain Weeks FTW

[@TakeNoShift]

Vinny's scoop is *C* *L* *E* *E* *N* So i had to consume and digest a lower garment consisting of particular fabrics and utilities, used to cover and protect my body

[@kirbobluey9425]

0:03 Nice way of starting (or ending) The stream, with the steamed hams meme but it's metal gear solid. Perfect

[@itscompletelyunderstood]

Anything involving Portal and Vinny building bridges is bound to be good

[@drweed7812]

Portal Vinnesauce DLC Main Theme 3:02

[@BruceForte]

Best valve game, I hope they make more bridge constructor games

[@SandwichRobot]

5:25 vinny becomes a velociraptor

[@THEONLYNAMERIGHT]

top 15 bridges

[@KamiJoJo]

number SEX

[@AlanElChato]

The last thing you wanted to see on your Bridge is an Steamed Hams.

[@christopherrapczynski204]

The last thing you want to see on twitch is a fungus with a face

[@hanamizuno0625]

Best line "YES! .. NOW TEN!"

[@RoxasHyuga14]

Well now you made me wanna play it. I NEED IT

[@Tard1s2]

These captions are god-tier. They're so detailed.

[@N_Moli]

"They're doing it!". Literally what it feels like watching this scoop.

[@yaseixlimelight2793]

11:04 I can honestly see something like this happening at Aperture.

[@endertrot9998]

"Bridge Constructor... Is a game about miracles." Vinny Vinesauce, 2015

[@nabusvco]

I see scoop has trancended to portal construction from miitopia

[@MrStarscream427]

You even got the golden rotation, true craftsmanship

[@Pyrocitor]

This whole fucking thing made me pull hair out, every episode. Vinny just seemed to forget, PERMANENTLY, that a bridge can be reinforced both above and below. Also he kept building bars or even ropes between the orange, 100% immovable anchor points.

[@Carliarnius]

I watched every single stream of this, but I can't remember him doing that one level, it's hilarious

[@dreamscape8547]

Now youre thinking with portals!

[@Eschmacher]

Congratulations it's a BABY BOOOY

[@TheColossalMixel]

We get this instead of portal 3

[@infinityonhigh13]

5:25 the sounds of the Triassic period are unleashed.

[@Gameghoul]

0:55 WHAT IF I WERE TO PURCHASE FAST FOOD AND DISGUISE IT AS MY OWN COOKING?

[@Shilag]

I like how this highlight reel gives the impression that the streams weren't hours and hours of torture. :) (I loved it, though.)