I pick every bad option in 100 Years Life Simulator

[@rosalbanikbeh8095]

This feels like the animated version of all of Kevin's Bitlife vids.

[@thedork9754]

Except for gorilla wife

[@beahgg]

@@thedork9754 gorilla wife is the goal

[@nawtysp00ky]

oh dearie.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Bitlife anime adaptation confirmed?

[@kalagray6167]

Yes!

[@nickitori]

No kidding, the gorilla girlfriend ending was the best life Imdoomed had.

[@legendsofmichael4315]

It was also the only actual split I've seen so far. Every other choice looks irrelevant.

[@NightShade1218]

He successfully RETURNED TO MONKE.

[@brookelynnplanz1296]

It was a short life he lived, but a happy one.

[@jacobstammer3653]

A lesson for all of us....we're all just searching for that gorilla

[@prithvirajsingh9030]

@@brookelynnplanz1296 life shouldn't be long It should be a happy one It is the best possible ending a game could ever have XD

[@lankykong3992]

“Well doc, it all started when my dad tried to breastfeed me.”

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I wish lol

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Why are you on all the comments about dads breastfeeding their sons? That's kinda weird, bro...

[@demoblo4721]

@@Emil_Stoltz because its funny

[@EasternOutlaw09]

@@Emil_Stoltz funey

[@KuueenKumi]

This game is literally the game version of those clickbait, stupid, irrelevant ads for farming and management sims that show a person getting dumped for petty reasons, then building their island/house/whatever. So freaking weird.

[@ballstealer]

And there for I love it

[@andy-tm5re]

also you can watch an ad to change your race!

[@KuueenKumi]

@@ballstealer ngl some of those ads looked like fun scenarios

[@dinodare1605]

Yeah but when you click on those ads, the games are nowhere as accurate to the ad or even as fun as this.

[@KuueenKumi]

@@dinodare1605 well, they're fun in a different way. But that's what I meant, they're false advertising and none of them exist. Except this one.

[@jgb2958]

“I’m a murderer at age 3, new record!” I doubt that’s a new record when Jim Pickens is around

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@Santisima_Trinidad]

Jim Pickens was born aged 64 and hasn't aged a day since.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

🤣 so true

[@itsmikoton]

@@hagrid3348 HAGGER WHERE GRAWP

[@bareakon]

I love that the Gorilla relationship is so healthy and supportive

[@Dalton_stuff]

yeah

[@marcusmorel977]

Did you notice that the gorilla was a reference to Sakura from naruto?

[@Galaxy-rj1kj]

@@marcusmorel977 it’s not but low iq ig

[@tyop5427]

And yet so unhealthy he realised he had to go back in time to endure the same pain throughout his whole life

[@tyop5427]

@@marcusmorel977 yes

[@nakano15]

Policeman: "Sir, It's illegal to be homeless." Kevin: "Oh, sorry. I guess I should get a home then." Lol.

[@xionkuriyama5697]

tbf thats basically how it is irl

[@ember9361]

@@xionkuriyama5697 :(

[@kingkrampis840]

@@xionkuriyama5697 can confirm

[@maverickREAL]

The nation's worst rapists, murderers and criminals get free room and board under our tax dollars and the homeless are admonished for circumstances beyond their control.

[@RTB3550]

@@maverickREAL most homeless are drug addicts and alcoholics just an FYI

[@ishanbhardwaj3099]

At this point kevin shouldn’t even add “I picked every bad option” we all know that good options arnt a choice

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZfNlmuhdtuLe5I ..

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@IamaPERSON]

@@wellusee688 BEGONE BOT

[@UltraHylia]

@@hagrid3348 I'm convinced you're a bot lmao

[@hagrid3348]

@@UltraHylia no I am half giant

[@loganotutt124]

Man, I remember the good times when I would run into the forest and say God doesn't exist with my friends, and then jump off a cliff, where did the times go

[@whytho8856]

what i would give to go back to that time😔

[@tutproductions1879]

@@whytho8856 I feel you man

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

Kevin didn’t even need to include the “bad options” in the title. We all expect it from him.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@StayFrostee_]

@@hagrid3348 indeed it is Hagrid

[@spacellamamk1]

"cry" or "find a job" is what appears in front of every millennial in the morning.

[@axie545]

After you find a job, that option disappears and "cry" stays.

[@remito7839]

@@axie545 It gets replaced with. "cry" or "quit job". At least thats what I feel like most mornings.

[@lisasoto3425]

There's also the option for both xD

[@miloradowicz]

And for boomers it was just "find a job" without the "cry" option.

[@Sunbeargirl-]

I've found my people. 🥲

[@elmondo-s1e]

The idea that there are actual children out there playing these kinds of weird ass games on their iPads without their parents knowledge terrifies me.

[@richardallen3371]

Bro, I was totally oblivious to that up to this point. Kinda wish it stayed that way. Lol.

[@HeartNSuspension]

I really hope the new generation doesn't get the impression you can pick your race. But then, about 60 years ago, I know my parents said the same thing about religion so...I don't have high hopes.

[@hedgehog3180]

tbh I think this game is more about being intentionally so ridiculous that people are gonna make videos like this about it.

[@grabble7605]

@@cottoncandiez8872 No, it isn't. That one NAACP bitch did it but she's a joke.

[@olympiaelda1121]

How else would they know about the secret gorilla happiness life option ?!

[@lizzzylavender]

“Sir it is illegal to be homeless” Wow, this game actually is realistic!

[@itsalore9395]

If you go into your parents house the protagonist starts to grieve and have a memory montage Then the cops come in, accuse him of breaking in and kill him on the spot

[@hedgehog3180]

@@itsalore9395 That's why the game keeps asking if you want to change your race, so you can be white for that segment and avoid getting killed.

[@itsalore9395]

@@hedgehog3180 LMAO you know what, I played as a black guy maybe that’s was my mistake

[@thexylophone]

@@itsalore9395 holy christ i didn't expect a game as druggy as this to have that

[@ki-kodevorne7318]

@@hedgehog3180 You can also be black for the famous segment and sue the fan who hit you for everything they got "because racism"

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: I have a gorilla as a girlfriend Boy Anna's got some completion with the gorilla for Kevin

[@IamaPERSON]

@obviously should we mass report you? Obviously

[@davidlane256]

Anna has a furry costume

[@pearpie6629]

Plot twist: the gorilla is actually Tom

[@BjenTheBlaster]

Competition?

[@stevendemayo3631]

This is a lot weirder if you say completion instead of competition.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

The rest of the game (besides the gorilla wife part) was definitely a bad dream. You even said that they were reusing the environment in the last part, where our hero, Imdoomed, lands on the island. From that height, I doubt he would survive his landing into the water (especially without injury) and the reuse of environment is exactly the sort of thing that happens in dreams, because our brains need to draw on information, characters, and locations about whom we already possess knowledge. It wasn't just that scene that was reused, it was the entire jungle environment that he's used to, the one where he's sleeping right now next to his loving gorilla wife.

[@slacktivism05]

The Good Ending

[@jiyzo]

@@slacktivism05 The True Ending

[@voxvolhynia5400]

@@jiyzo The only ending

[@abcdefgh-fb5ny]

ImDoomed lore

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

Complete proof that returning to monke is the superior path: Gorilla wife leads to years of happiness in exchange for banana, regular girl leaves you for first chad on the street.

[@pedrostormrage]

6:06 "Maybe I'm the vampire, it explains the teeth" Kevin's canines, complexion and charisma have always made me wonder about that 🤔

[@dontyellatmeicryeasily3788]

he's the edward of our dreams

[@Sunbeargirl-]

Lolol, I have sharp canines as well! I've always wondered if I was supposed to be a vampire... 🧛‍♀️ 🤔😂

[@someitguy2175]

I remember choosing my race, very confusing time in my life. Ended up flipping a coin and ended up as a Breton.

[@Ilivepuppys]

Same I chose my race as 18 like you do and I couldn't pick so I got it randomly assigned and now I am white

[@DogNamedWatson]

I ended up as a Bosmer and have no regrets

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

I didn't watch the ad so ended up as egg & spoon. I really wanted to be marathon.

[@jnnnn60136]

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

[@hedgehog3180]

Your race is decided when you step off of a cart and an Empire soldier asks who you are.

[@i_am_shaydo]

"I just want my dad to breastfeed me... " - A sentence I didn't think I'd hear today 😂😂😂

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That's hot hehe

[@CuppaTegan]

“I’m a murderer at age 3” - the origin story of Jim Pickens

[@pagansbasin6657]

You didn’t even need to include that in the title. We knew you’d just pick the worst options

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart my dude

[@12ManySardines]

"Fear not my lord, you'll get em next time" - Kevin 2021

[@stanncat4344]

Kevin "I'm moving might miss a few" also Kevin *uploads every day and even uploads a music video, but still posts regular gaming video

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@salsasteve2962]

@@hagrid3348 omg I've missed you

[@hagrid3348]

@@salsasteve2962 I have missed you too I was so worried about you I haven't heard from you in days I was worried you no who got you

[@salsasteve2962]

you know who is no match for me Hagrid, he will never keep me away

[@hagrid3348]

@@salsasteve2962 did you like my latest videos

[@TheTTopaz]

"Im the Joker, baby!" Immediately tackled by Batman

[@captainireland8809]

I have started to believe that choosing every bad option it's just in kevin's dna at this point.

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@SampleTextProduction]

That might reflect negatively on the Irish, given that he is, in fact, 100% Irish.

[@fbi1319]

YOOOOOO BROFORCE PFP

[@Catnippy]

7:35 ride wife, life good.

[@Its-a-me-rdr1-2]

😂

[@dynomar11]

"Sir, it's illegal to be homeless" "Oh, I guess I'll get a home then. My bad?" America's homeless crisis in a nutshell Edit: the world's homeless crisis

[@strogonoffcore]

more like worldwide homeless crisis, trust me, shit's as bad as that here in Brazil too lol

[@strogonoffcore]

for you to have an idea, there was a priest here that removed those spikes under bridges to help the homeless, then he died of the C-virus and people *fecking cheered for that*

[@lethe5683]

Even though it's not tecnically illegal to be homeless it is effectively. So many otherwise innocuous laws that homeless people have a hard time avoiding.

[@colorgaurdsweethreat3474]

@@strogonoffcore I feel like I heard about that one. But the nerve of some people. OMG the fact that they cheered for this man doing the Right Thing freaking dying, boils my nerves like nothing else!!!! People can be such freaking idiots!!!! I'd like to talk to those dimwits and ask them "Hey if your someone you love happened to open the park for alot of sad children to play in the playground, but everyone else was pissed cause your loved one opened it up to loud rowdy children who make annoying noise that disrupts everyone, yet they shine this pristine playground in their faces that they never can touch... then a bit later you loved one happened to die randomly and people cheered for their death cause of something they did out of the goodness of their heart for those children, what do you think you'd feel for those cheering??? Honestly, look at what that priest did and take in for account what you just cheered on. You disgust me, get a life! If you have the same faith as that priest think of it like this its like you're in the crowd throwing stones at Jesus, condemning and calling him name as he carries the cross. Now let that sink in!" That's what I'd tell them. Honestly, the nerve of some people, booing someone doing something good for others. I get like my allegory fo the noisy Rudy children, being the homeless, the pristine playground being someplace they can take shelter, and those neighbors to the playground being g the public why in some ways they'd be angry. But take in to consideration the situation, I doubt (though not saying someone wouldn't do it for no reason) he'd do such without their being significant need for it.

[@humlegard-gaming]

Watching Kevins videos are the highlight of the day!

[@IamaPERSON]

@obviously are you anti religious? Obviously.

[@aidancoughlan7734]

TRUE

[@sarahmcdonnell7705]

Funny how you said “I’m the joker” and then Batman ran at you 😆

[@alternativetime2778]

Kevin: "why do they keep asking me to change my race? That's not a thing!" Oli london: *angri noises*

[@rithmas4000]

You didn't pick *every* bad option, you chose the gorilla wife

[@dennislovesesma]

Kevin your content has been so consistently good over the years that i just give you automatic likes.

[@CianMcGuirk]

"I just want my dad to breastfeed me" - Kevin 2021

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

So hot hehe

[@hedgehog3180]

Solution: Switch out your boring cis dad for an exciting new trans dad.

[@katkay9923]

@@hedgehog3180 for the price of one ad!!

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

“we’re literally going to be struck down because a twelve year old says he doesn’t believe in god, that’s bit petty” describes the energy of the entirety of the old testament lmao

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

also i wasn’t raised religious but i don’t think “world peace” is one of the sacraments. imagine you go to someone’s first communion and the priest just says “world peace or atheism?” and the kid’s just standing there kind of nervously glancing at their parents like “this is not what i was told was going to happen”. or in a confession booth instead of saying some our fathers you just chant “world peace” 10 times

[@taylormorrison1675]

Gorilla "girlfriend" Did the wedding mean nothing to you, Kevin?!

[@naomisisk4663]

Today I learnt two things: -Happiness comes from leaving society -Kevin isn't into femdom

[@RedBoko2017]

- gorilla marriages are equivalent to death sentences

[@whytho8856]

i love how kevin's first choice for a wife was a gorilla and the second was an anime girl whose name he can't pronounce

[@pikminfantheory9238]

The thing about Kevin’s thumbnails is that they look like click bait but are actually 100% accurate

[@realdragon]

I realized Kevin might be te first person in entire history of his family to move out of Ireland

[@quentinh2]

he really is if his dna test was accurate

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@quentinh2 and if Kevin has kids with Anna then he maybe the first to have a non irish wife/mother of his children.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@Ilivepuppys Not wife but all the girls seán's dated are non-irish. His first girlfriend was korean, signe was danish and evelien is dutch.

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@Emil_Stoltz What? We are talking about Kevin, Kevin is 100 percent Irish and Sean isnt.

[@leedent7260]

@@Ilivepuppys oh, I thought Sean/Jack was also Irish? What is he?

[@Jorexzill]

Just so you know, you improved my day considerably, today. I got my finger slammed in a door at work, today, and while I was recovering I watched this video. Felt much better, afterwards, thanks :)

[@lilfruitmilk22]

Kevin’s videos have made me realize that there is sentences in this world that just make zero sense even with context.

[@MsNikkieMichelle]

“You do realize you have to open the toilet.” Kevin, you say things that just flow right out and give us a good chuckle lol.

[@ember9361]

**turns four** **becomes caucasian out of nowhere**

[@TheMagicPinecone]

I love how the best ending is literally "reject humanity, return to monke" 🤣🤣🤣 (or y'know, ape... same premise....)

[@Mimikchan]

Gotta admit when I saw Xiaoxiao (blond girlfriend) on that dating app I couldn't decided whether she was an anime girl...or twelve...or both. But I'm REALLY glad it specified her age.

[@ThreeIrishMen]

The fact kevin plays it and is in spain and says the name is european is hilarious! When he meets a kid named that.

[@danielled8665]

“More games like this” Kevin. Really. There may be more weird games, but I very much doubt there are more games like *this*

[@notional7983]

gotta love when kevin does his kevin !

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@itsmikoton]

@@hagrid3348 HAGRID

[@MF-R]

"Are you guys skipping school too? Kool! Now let's run into the forest and say god doesnt exist!" Ah, that reminds me if my high-school experience.

[@MF-R]

Until I was kicked out for the 3rd time that is... and none of the schools in town wanted anything to do with me. Now I can run in the forest all I want.

[@reif4557]

This is one of my favorite videos. I'm probably gonna be on a binge today because my partner just broke up with me. You've been my favorite youtuber for the last 4 or 5 years, everytime I'm feeling down or something goes wrong, you're videos are the ones I always come back to. You feel like one of my best friends. I know times are rough right now, but you still continue to put out videos for your audience, and I think that's pretty cool. Thank you for sticking around and always giving me a a good laugh. I hope life is treating you well because you deserve it. ❤

[@nicebike5039]

finally kevin has confirmed that he's a vampire

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@heartysquid]

Please don't take my bike, criminal Kevin.

[@humancallednorah5648]

@@hagrid3348hagrid

[@iwong3357]

Anyone else find it super-weird how romantic and wholesome the bestiality relationship path is?

[@Thefirstmatter]

Day 1 of demanding Kevin to show us the true Gorilla Wife full playthrough.

[@jeremiahbell6129]

I think he did. It just kills him after a certain point. The game is really gimped for its true ending....

[@AtheistPirate]

So Jim Pickens stole Harambe's girlfriend, got him sent to the zoo, and bribed a toddler to enter his enclosure, thereby sealing his fate... yeah, that tracks.

[@Elizetjuuh]

I walk away for two seconds to open the door for my cat and instead of him dating a girl he's now dating a gorilla. Seems legit.

[@lewis3808]

15:18 is the same house as the fireworks game, Firework Mania? Look at the petrol station, same sign

[@tyvania1322]

Kevin was already a murderer at age 3,this is definitely Jim Pickens life

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid .

[@Ilivepuppys]

Nah Dick did the murders and thats how Jim learnt to be so evil.

[@LucibelleHell]

KZbin: it's 3pm, time for your regular watch Kevin cause chaos Me: **sighing** yes honey

[@SevenEllen]

I look forward to Kevin's videos more than any other KZbinr.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

The part where your gf leaves you for the rich man is literally all the mafia city adds are.

[@bobstark6193]

The breast feeding dad bit caught me off guard. I just cackled like an evil villain at hardees.

[@iaobtc]

"It's a miracle I've not gone to prison in real life" > Just relocated to Spain under mysterious circumstances > thonk.jpg.exe

[@ethandylann]

Day 11! The 11th day I'm asking Kevin to do another Baking Bad. Kevin, tomorrow it's gonna be a dozen days... Just like the dozen eggs you broke trying to make that lava cake :)

[@commonhousehuman]

and the dozen likes

[@johncatson6658]

Ah but in 2 days it'd be a baker's dozen, making it much more fitting

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

That gorilla romance was better than every Hollywood rom com

[@joy_6336]

Has anyone noticed he hasn't said the "my name is kevin" in the intro for a while? Is he NOT kevin?

[@KhanaHatake]

That gorilla was the best thing that ever happened to this guy

[@Fatih_M177]

The Gorilla represents true love, on the outside it's just a gorilla nut on the inside it gave Kevin a peaceful jungle life to leave with the animals happy

[@grubitv2.036]

Of course Kevin knows Blendtec I love him even more now

[@SimBits]

As a bird owner I can 100% condone getting a parrot Kevin!

[@nilufer6773]

I defintely want more of this game! I really enjoyed it

[@cowboyanxiety]

finally he acknowledged his vampire teeth.

[@lightabeloth1600]

"change race? I think at age 4 it's a bit late" imagine that without context so absurd+funny 5:01 when Christianity reigned it was the least peaceful time in history excluding the literal world wars

[@Queer_AuDHD_Dragon]

Fr there is a reason it was called the Dark Ages

[@notional7983]

he stays consistent, never missed an upload ❤️

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@notional7983]

@@hagrid3348 hagrid ? More like bore ragnarok

[@Bleep831]

The animation of that guy shitting in the urinal with the sounds they chose to play has dying of laughter. He looked so proud of himself. And the little animation of home going “woohoo” after was just 🤌🏻

[@fazesundew27]

1:29 reminds me of the yo be continued memes lol

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@sophianighart5371]

hagrid

[@richardlandgraf1953]

Kevin the Halloween bit was a reference to a man dressed as Batman beating up the clowns in 2016.

[@ozaninan]

FUN FACT : Men can actually produce milk for their baby if their bobas get sucked enough

[@ozaninan]

on second thought this sounds reeally wrong

[@copocopocopocopo]

18:08 Well, to be fair, Gray went on a path that ended at 50, so... it's safe to say they figured people wouldn't make it this long.

[@robertarroyo9302]

I love kevins new background but he keeps blending in with it and i can't see him 🤣🤣

[@bammontana5742]

7:36 Ride Wife. Life Good.

[@wandauriel]

Another video = another occasion for telling Kevin he's amazing content creator. Your commentary really gives me so much laugh 😂

[@SaturoAnni]

yeah the gorilla was the best option so far XDDD just sad that only dead was waiting after getting married xD

[@brownie6234]

Kevin doesn't need to announce he's choosing the bad options. We already know sir

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@brownie6234]

@@hagrid3348 thanks Hagrid

[@purplepuddlesuwu]

Men only want one thing... And it's to marry a gorilla in a video game

[@obsoletepixels]

"Sir, it is illegal to be homeless." The game must take place somewhere in the US.

[@nicololacson1709]

The very first boss battle experience in our life, the egg cell.

[@roland8357]

Moral of the story. Never reject a three way

[@jordanbeebe139]

Kevin needs to get a bird and talk to it. Would be hilarious😂

[@omgitsjay-9767]

Rewatching old videos after Kevins announcement

[@dustinmalpass]

Why did the gorilla wife option lead to an immediate death. I still haven't figured that part out yet

[@CandyassGoth]

Death by snu snu

[@HereComesCats]

If Kevin only made Sims and simulation videos I would still watch them on repeat lmao

[@mellowshooter]

Kevin gets cancelled in the first 7 seconds

[@mjbutnotmaryjane]

Something tells me this game doesn't even have good options 😭😭

[@Ilivepuppys]

it doesn't...you always end up in jail, losing your job and such as. When I played it you didnt have to watch ads to get options, so if you havent played it dont bother. Its shit.

[@vurvo574]

After you beat it once you can play as a girl that ends up meeting aliens and conquers planets. I really liked it just because of how ridiculous it was. The android version is the one with the ad options.

[@fort2558]

@@Ilivepuppys except the gorilla one where you die happily

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Title: 100 Years Life Simulator but I pick every bad option but we thought you would pick all the good options XD

[@spazity1105]

Day 103 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZfNlmuhdtuLe5I ..

[@icefy4771]

@@wellusee688 I disliked and reported

[@Jason-tz7ir]

Nice like bait comment

[@mekarano2289]

@GV_280 Nice like bait comment

[@icefy4771]

@@Jason-tz7ir nice argument bait comment

[@PedroWills]

This video showed me that I'm not unhappy, I just don't have a gorila in my life (yet)

[@magnusgjevre5865]

"I just want my dad to breastfeed me is that to much to ask?" -CallMeKevin 2021

[@haimynameiskai]

kevin: "i think it's too late to choose your race" oli london: "bet"

[@milkman4640]

Girl vs gorilla. Girl: Can't do anything, useless, won't protect you. Begs for jewelry. Keeps annoying you. Vs Gorilla: Y e s Stronk. Will protect you. Just wants a banana. Always nice and cool.

[@FlyinnDogSheeet]

Never thought i would be saying this but " Kevin got dem BITE ME " fangs and i love them