This game isn't suitable for children anymore

This game isn't suitable for children anymore, and I made sure of that.
Twitch: / callmekevin
Twitter: / callmekevin1811
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Editors:
Kippesoep001
TropicalFreeze2
FluffyroxGames
And myself :D
#CallMeKevin #turg #mariogolf

[@Hemrald]

"I was talking about that bird in the background." That's a leaf.

[@fierce730]

@hv a gooday faker

[@haylee7851]

He's trying his best

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

what are you talking about thats a bird

[@sapphireblue4031]

@@fortyforty-seven1061 What are you talking about, that's clearly Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law in a plane

[@runed0s86]

Leaf him alone he's trying his best

[@kdandsheela]

Kevin is the first Irishman to be successfully bullied by a sheep

[@len5630]

To be fair he bullied sheep with the sheep launcher with Anna and Minx

[@soupoup]

Nah you'd be surprised

[@abcdefgheat1888]

I'm so glad to see turg again,we've all missed him

[@callmeturg]

i agree

[@MINECHEZ1]

TURG

[@DrDark-im9kv]

@@callmeturg thank you turg

[@theattackofzak1180]

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[@Jason-kk9ll]

@@theattackofzak1180 groomer

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

"I could imagine Tiger Woods doing that to be fair" oh why Kevin would you put that image in my head Tiger Woods in a princess outfit playing golf XD

[@fierce730]

@hv a gooday FAKER!

[@fierce730]

Sir report my faker

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@@fierce730 have

[@nothingtosaybuthellothere8421]

Welll... I thought he meant something quite different lol.. with his (woods) reputation in mind hahahah

[@IamaPERSON]

@@UtopssAKAPJ ayy, congrats on the heart!

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"This game isn't suitable for children anymore" Oh no, wait- why is Turg in the thumbnail...oh god

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

Report links

[@FrenchFries2]

Turg is like seeing that screaming painted guy.

[@buccieratigamingstreams9695]

@@THWhite-ip3uq shut up

[@theattackofzak1180]

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[@fierce730]

@@theattackofzak1180 groomer

[@notional7983]

Any game that kevin plays isn’t suitable for children when he hops in

[@theattackofzak1180]

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[@fierce730]

@@theattackofzak1180 imagine self promoting. I'm gonna report that because you NEED us to

[@notional7983]

@@fierce730 lmao legit tho

[@nibblez5554]

Kevin can turn a 7+ Game into a 10000000+

[@notional7983]

@@nibblez5554 the perfect example is miitopia

[@immarissa]

I don’t feel like anything YOU play is suitable for children.

[@FrenchFries2]

I think the stigma behind call me kevin is that his commentary isn't child friendly, but sometimes what he plays is child friendly.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@theattackofzak1180]

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[@richardcartwright9017]

Among us is suitable for childs i think but theres killing stuff in it so its not suitable for childs

[@hagrid3348]

@@richardcartwright9017 hagrid

[@thejohnhopkinscompany9599]

"Ooga Booga, ball hit pole." -Turg, 2021

[@Gobunin]

Turg would be the type of golfer who golf clapped for others during his turn

[@Smoka713]

@hv a gooday allah

[@nondescripthandle212]

Kinda dumb joke considering that doesn't sound like a dumb thing to do it just a nice thing to do

[@RiderLeangle2]

@@nondescripthandle212 It's dumb when he does loud applause and cheering while they're trying to focus.

[@nondescripthandle212]

@@RiderLeangle2 you clearly don't get sports then if you think thats dumb

[@RiderLeangle2]

@@nondescripthandle212 Distracting your opponent while they're focusing in golf isn't exactly the smartest thing.

[@pliny3161]

Drug dealing and insurance fraud - exactly what nintendo had in mind when designing this game

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: that's not the voice of Turg I expected Everyone: Kevin he should sound like Kronk

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@theattackofzak1180]

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[@bibbabookgirl8469]

YES

[@dumbidiot5584]

@@hagrid3348 yes

[@hagrid3348]

@@dumbidiot5584 subscribe to hagrid

[@SJ-yu5zk]

I think that look on Turg’s face was intense confusion and depression combined. The first time Turg has ever experienced such negative emotions, you were right this is truly a brutal game

[@tomasbancansky1368]

“Weird turtle thing”, “The Birdo thing”… yeah, not a great day for mario fans

[@AkwaDoll]

:(

[@insertname7325]

@@rattus4863 Birdo is cursed. It has a cloaca for a mouth.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: just to stomp on toads ball's Never thought I would hear Kevin say that today but it's why we watch Kevin

[@scottb7115]

As a Scotsman I am so ecstatic to see Turg in a kilt

[@SJ-yu5zk]

Reverse Stockholm Syndrome is called Lima Syndrome and clearly Jim Pickens has it about Kevin, why else would he be allowed out the basement

[@lax9586]

When golf evolves into a bloodsport. You could see the hatred in Toad's eyes.

[@Enteringdullsville]

Hatred looks like ink blots.

[@Future-rv7ik]

Are we not gonna talk about how Kevin teased his development of Botw's sequel Botw 2: link gets run over by a car

[@aggrogator4045]

This is honestly a pretty big leap in golf gaming holy cow, I was a fan of the older Mario Golfs but this one looks like an absolute blast

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

I feel like one time, when it cuts to Kevin, the cutouts will have moved closer to him. Possibly in a friendly way, likely in a menacing way

[@RemyWillard]

"Does Anna look like Kevin?" I'm disappointed that the mod who created the poll on Anna's stream today didn't include "Sure" as an option.

[@fierce730]

@hv a gooday groomers self promote

[@stephaniewatkins8022]

@@fierce730 is that why you commented to yourself? 🤪

[@fierce730]

See?

[@Vcandyboi]

"ooga booga, ball in hole" "...ooga booga, ball hit pole" made me laugh way harder than it should've

[@realisticbutter]

we love to see turg’s skills expanding, first a race car driver and now a humble golfer

[@BeegroovyWithTheAutz]

Kevin did the impossible, made golf interesting.

[@NixieMelody]

Turg's cankles in that kilt are making me feel a certain kinda way....

[@variousglorious7600]

“I started a game to golf, now I’m a drug mule. Where do you need to go, Cambodia?” This line right here😹

[@kaylie2496]

this video showed Turg’s backstory, birdo is his birth mother

[@katlyndobransky2419]

Kevin: *is playing a golf game* Also Kevin: I wanna root through the drawers

[@Piterdeveirs333]

It's too bad Chunky Kong can't play in the tournament, but he's dead

[@theflickchick9850]

D K CHUNKY'S DEAD

[@Razbeariez]

6:21 I almost inhaled a piece of pepperoni by accident from laughing so hard

[@psychosam906]

“I can see Tiger Woods doing THAT” Her name is Peach, Kevin.

[@elyn99]

Oh yes, Turg, one of Nintendos most iconic characters

[@FiLeepe_]

Toad is like Grognak, is a name but is also a race and everyone of that race has that name. Not confusing at all when more then one meet on the same place

[@reagansido5823]

11:06 that's the face turg makes when his mom says "here comes da airplane!"

[@niconico486]

1:48 That _is_ exactly how I expected Turg to sound, tho

[@Dark0neone]

Other Nintendo fans today: KAZUYA IN SMASH Kevin: hehe golfball go weee

[@AxeTheViking]

Day 12 of asking Kevin to make a Frostpunk playthrough, since he missed out on all the really fun stuff, like becoming an actual cult leader, or making his whole population cannibals.

[@aerithcolfer3623]

Turg in a kilt? We love a Scottish icon.

[@physicsgamer5141]

Turg: What are you gonna do, hit it through me? Pink Yoshi: ...Yes *Blasts the golfball clear through Turg* Turg was fine due to a lack of brain cells to destroy

[@thaistowell4993]

"Turg looks DASHING" "thanks for the BOOST of confidence" Kevin's puns are getting too damn slick

[@global_warnings]

I read the sign that said “Turg” and below it, “Stroke 1” and I thought it was saying that Turg had had a stroke.

[@neonbunnies9596]

3:37 Kevin, I think there are bigger problems, like Princess Peach playing with Bowser

[@TuckyBlue]

It’s been so long since turg has graced my eyes

[@woos057]

I believe Turg is a character native to the Mario universe and was able to travel to the Sims, Tomodachi life and Miitopia via A rift between dimensions, most likely caused by Jim

[@coreultra]

So weird seeing Turg running around like an mmorpg character or some shit

[@TheCactusPaladin9999]

" What does the scouter say about his power level?!"

[@mitchellblake1475]

"It just says Turg!"

[@strogonoffcore]

"this club I bought is so bent it looks like someone hit a tree with it" missed the opportunity to say "it looks like it was used to hit someone's head"

[@honeyscorpio20]

Idk why, but this whole video feels like an underrated anime about golfing and found the power of friendship is the key to happiness instead of golfing.

[@MattyH1992]

"How's that ghost supposed to play without normal arms?" Pretty feckin RUDE to gatekeep golf from the disabled.

[@Wolfenacht]

The way he said "Golf, is a violent game" I thought he was about to break into some ring of fire remix. Golf, is a violent game. And you can get maimed. Hit that ball higher. It's what I desire.

[@Moon-hi3px]

when life isnt going well, watch kevin. he makes everything okay

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

When Kevin learns about the superpowers its over for these chumps

[@maanodessers]

Turg looks so beautiful in that skirt.

[@curtisaultman8192]

Turg is the kind of golfer that would celebrate when he gets plus points

[@forgetmenope1183]

Taking a break from moving boxes. Moving to another house is tough but these videos give me a lot of energy

[@Tortle4444]

I've gotten so used to how Turg looks that I don't even think about how weird his proportions actually are anymore

[@informedinterest7233]

Aw, turg playing golf is strangely wholesome,

[@callmeturg]

when i woke up this morning i did not expect to see turg playing golf

[@IamaPERSON]

Heyo friend

[@callmeturg]

@@IamaPERSON hi!

[@EatTheRich848]

Same

[@IamaPERSON]

@@callmeturg how are you

[@callmeturg]

@@IamaPERSON pretty good! how are you?

[@shadnenz793]

Turg is such like a precious character, he needs to be protected

[@MINECHEZ1]

Day 3 of telling Kevin that we both appreciate his daily uploads and will continue to support him if he took time off

[@fierce730]

@hv a gooday groomers self promote.

[@captainoreo6082]

I don’t understand why are you telling yourself this

[@fierce730]

@@captainoreo6082 the one I was talking to was an impersonator of me

[@Persephone_Kore_03]

Dude you jinx us

[@kazooturtle]

Day 22 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.

[@fierce730]

@hv a gooday faker

[@binxycat9879]

Yesssssss

[@xxselenaxx2142]

Oh that sounds good

[@mizzz7666]

Yes! I loved that game as a kid

[@hannah27117]

@Dissmisery Lmao same

[@emoharalampiev1590]

4:13 "I don't know if that was disgust or anger" me neither, but I don't think Turg is capable of either of those.

[@blueshades2162]

9:40 that is the most hilarious edit I've ever seen

[@neonbunnies9596]

9:57 Game: Now that you understand Speed Golf, you should invest in speed Kevin: *That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*

[@buckroy2069]

I imagine Turgs voice to sound a mixture between Sylvester Stallone and a drunk walrus.

[@SpeakUpSpeakOut-OverandOut]

Kevin: sees anything Kevin: can I eat this?

[@fueledbyregret]

It wouldn’t be a Nintendo game without literal fecking hours of unnecessary dialogue boxes.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Sounds Like Every RPG Ever!

[@JadeAnnabelArt]

Fun fact, Birdo, first seen in Super Mario Bros. 2 (1988) is trans! I did project in year 11/12 and discovered the 80's was filled with a lot of lgbt figures, which was super cool. (Another example is Poison, Street Fighter, first seen in Final Fight, 1989).

[@fightingfitz214]

love that one of the hastags is Turg,

[@ericjohnson7234]

that toad scream kevin is glorious

[@abcdefgheat1888]

180 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

Report links

[@buccieratigamingstreams9695]

@@THWhite-ip3uq shut up

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@@buccieratigamingstreams9695 I'm tempted to continue

[@Malaphor2501]

Kevin: "Why do I need to be speedy?!" Me, having just watched RT play this: Oh lawd, this gonna be good.

[@_zreyziz_]

Imagine if Kevin is actually held in the basement and his jokes about it is cry for help *Just a thought*

[@TheFiteShow]

i always get slightly nervous when he makes those jokes tbh

[@grim_56]

@@TheFiteShow If he was actually held on the basement, the kidnapper wouldn’t let him mention anything about a basement. Don’t worry :D

[@lenkagamine4145]

@@grim_56 like yeah, rationally I know that. but theres always that thing in the back of your head saying 'but what if its real tho'

[@sapphireblue4031]

@@lenkagamine4145 then he wouldn't be able to make skits in his car where he could drive off to the nearest police station and subscribers wouldn't be able to meet him alone in Cork while he's out buying weird things or just doing regular grocery shopping where he could also just run to the nearest person to ask for help :) I'm sure he's fine and his mom won't let anything bad happen to him

[@lenkagamine4145]

@@sapphireblue4031 no yeah I get that, I was more just explaining how it can make you feel a bit uncomfortable even though you know its not really real

[@joshuascopelliti5010]

Seeing Turg reminds me that I’ve still got to wait for the Turg Youtooz. So excited for it Kevin.

[@rexjolles]

Alternate title: *Irish Man Who Knows Nothing About Golf Plays Golf*

[@jaydarkheart1485]

Why does Turg remind of Happy Gilmore? Just focusing on power, doesn't know what he's doing, and when he misses it makes him angery!

[@callmeturg]

Day 99 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

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[@shrekisthebestanime3644]

I want him to say poo

[@buccieratigamingstreams9695]

@@THWhite-ip3uq shut up

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@@buccieratigamingstreams9695 ok, I'll continue

[@EatTheRich848]

Sup Turg 👋

[@davidn5827]

Is it bad that my favourite part of most videos is seeing what Kevin zooms in on in the intro?

[@AxeTheViking]

Day 1 of asking Kevin to make "Breath of the Wild but I'm a mouth breather"

[@mitchellnelson2686]

Sometimes I keep replaying the start of a video so I can hear Kevin call me a friend over and over. You’re a good friend, Kevin.

[@grognaktitanite9275]

turg must feed on all the power because he is a extraterrestrial being

[@Teknotion]

Turg doesn't feel emotions. He just feels Turg.

[@yugoslavball1945]

Did default kiss turg again? If she did, she’s grounded forever. Edit: this is BY FAR the most dumbest comment i posted.

[@fierce730]

@hv a gooday imagine stealing my username

[@yugoslavball1945]

@@fierce730 bruh.

[@BananaTheNinja]

Oh my god, Kevin's should play 100ft Robot Golf. Cause in that game you can actually block your opponents, as well as destroy a city and shoot missiles and, well, just be a giant robot! It's an amazing game :D

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

this title is immediately applicable to literally any game Kevin plays

[@esla1885]

I could tell kevin was actually having fun! was just as fun to watch too hope he makes more! turg needs a comeback!

[@rynobotes6032]

Day 225 of asking kevin to try over the hedge for the ps2. So happy to see TURG again

[@croke835]

11:49 I have never seen something so true, thank you Toad

[@acabosasha]

That's how Karen educate their children: straight into 'talk to the manager' task

[@dandelion_tufts]

I love how I'm coming back to watch this and I just realized that commenter Toad said "Turg is dashing!" It's nice to see the Mario world also loves Turg.

[@larakinney8332]

Day 21 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii

[@fierce730]

@hv a gooday imagine stealing MY username

[@harleyjamesjenkinson7653]

Fight fight fight

[@KingNedya]

Wait...I think I actually have that game. Edit: Just checked, and apparently I do. Huh.

[@PhoenixAnimus]

Kevin: Hey there friends how's it going? A cricket can be heard in the psych ward.

[@shadnenz793]

Also Day 1 of asking Kevin to play Doki Doki literature club (please it's free)

[@Fowey7]

that slow zoom on toads face shows the silent suffering of all those working in customer service

[@jakesimmonds6327]

Kevin please play the new subnautica game!!!

[@Starrei]

I like the idea that Turg just leaves Mario golf and appears in a mainline Mario game. When you dig Captain Toad out of the snow in Mario Odyssey, it's just Turg emerging out.

[@spazity1105]

Day 65 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

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[@lydia-pl3dv]

day one of telling u YOURE loved and appreciated😌😌

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@deeranged7344]

doin gods work

[@Amy-hn5jt]

I sick with coronavirus so I’m so grateful for your videos atm getting me through this long and boring illness and isolation ❤️

[@half_los3r_half_god]

Day 27 of telling Kevin that my friend said and I quote "Kevin is boring and he probably smells like cheese, but like not in a bad way ya know" and after some further thought I think Kevin would smell like cheese. (I asked her and she said Swiss cheese)

[@ahuman9519]

Well he definitely wouldn't smell like soup

[@FrenchFries2]

I need a full analysis of why your friend thinks that either A. Kevin is boring or B. He probably smells like cheese or both.

[@SJ-yu5zk]

Is soup her favourite dish?

[@theattackofzak1180]

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[@half_los3r_half_god]

@@SJ-yu5zk nope she hates soup

[@trevorkroon2163]

The start to this game gives me so many pokemon vibes. The house looks very much straight out of Sword and Shield, Birdo takes the role of the mom, the club building wouldn't be too far fetched as a lab, you and your friends all get pokedexes...