This is the most satisfying game ever

This is the most satisfying game ever. It'd be a shame if someone were to ruin it.
Twitch: / callmekevin
Twitter: / callmekevin1811
Instagram: / callmekevin1811
Second channel: / @donotcallmekevin
Stream Archive Channel: / @callmekevinstreamarch...
Editors:
Kippesoep001
TropicalFreeze2
FluffyroxGames
And myself :D
#CallMeKevin #Simulator #OddlySatisfying

[@RTGame]

finally a game my Dad would like

[@Ares-tx3lq]

I was here

[@SortaIrish]

Ohh I see, so you just took a vacation so that you could focus on your second channel, CallMeKevin. Very crafty Mr Rumble Tumble

[@iiunderscore]

hello daniel

[@lisaamah4372]

Commenting on your own channel

[@Shyxnne]

ok

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Other youtubers: *do the cleaning in straight lines* Kevin: *starts swinging the power washer wildly*

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fomrdZ2llrWjabM

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

Hello, fellow “I’m everywhere now” person!

[@jessieridgeway8334]

This is Kevin were talking about.

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@The Amazing Bonchi I disliked it

[@Nightweaver1]

You could say that the haphazard, scattershot way Kev washes stuff is reflective of the state of his mind.

[@Glisten456]

Literally everyone: Oh, how satisfying! I'm going to take my time with this, and make sure to do it right! Kevin: I do not know who I am. I don't know why I'm here. All I know is that I must spray.

[@pedrostormrage]

0:12 "It's me, I'm the hero, we're gonna clean today" 7:24 "I hope this stuff is flammable and when they go to light it up they'll all just burn to death" You either die as a hero or clean enough stuff to see yourself become the villain

[@dragensnow9280]

Underrated comment

[@kakahass8845]

@@dragensnow9280 Underrated reply

[@thepinkanubis]

Why has Kevin not liked this yet?

[@bals1632]

Plot twist: This is the van that ran over the alien baby in The Sims 2

[@Zanderdawolf]

2

[@bals1632]

@@Zanderdawolf thanks for telling me, i edited it so it says sims 2.

[@Zanderdawolf]

No problemo i am a nice person so u khnow

[@waitwhat1144]

XD

[@garrettpoulin6303]

Pretty sure it was a car not a van if my memory serves me right

[@chip8511]

Kevin immediately power washing the light switch is exactly what I expect from this channel

[@ferretgazette8355]

conspiracy theory: calvin dirtied up his backyard on purpose because he was really lonely and just needed to talk to someone

[@ashikjaman1940]

Calvin wanted to get it on with the power washer guy but unfortunately he's too dedicated to the job

[@emmao6578]

@@ashikjaman1940 Lets not forget he's also in an exclusive relationship with his powerwasher 😂

[@technician0096]

“We found life on Mars” “Is it Power washing the Rover!?” 🤣😂🤣

[@animated8623]

I’m just picturing an alien with a beer gut, Oakley shades, a ball cap and a pressure washer going to town on that rover.

[@WolfTheGamer27]

Thats a second day without hearing Hey there friends... Something feels off

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

He's not our friend anymore 😭😭😭😭

[@notacaulkhead]

Friendship ended with KEVIN Now RT is my best friend

[@beanface7408]

@@notacaulkhead Than your still friends with Kevin.

[@andrinakelly8702]

literally come to the comments to see if anyone had said this haha

[@moosehooves4145]

Somethings wrong I can feel it

[@Vociferous]

“Clean as an egg” I’ve never heard that expression before and don’t know what it means, that NPC is speaking the language of the gods

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fomrdZ2llrWjabM

[@ZrVll]

Eggs

[@jumpyspiderlady8454]

Ever gotten a fresh egg from a chicken coop? They're usually covered with poo. Maybe it was an insult!

[@MamaWheelz]

"Clean as an egg" is shortened from "clean as a fresh lain egg/ egg freshly laid. If you've ever, basically, caught an egg as it's coming out, they don't look gross like one that's been sitting around for a while. That's how my memaw always explained it, and it sorta makes sense.

[@Daisieheart]

*slaps roof of egg* this bad boy is so clean

[@firesighnavatar3283]

Kevin: talking about how it looks like an active volcano is around while he completely misses the smoking volcano as he pans the camera

[@ManicMama.]

13:07 I love when Kevin sneaks little things in like that text message from Calvin saying "hey I love your videos and watch them all the time!" For just a second

[@riley9464]

the way markiplier played this game vs the way kevin plays this game is like night and day. mark is meticulous and loves every second. kevin does stuff randomly and in whatever order and complains the whole time

[@EtherealSki]

Dont forget how he allways says he wants to khs

[@Glartok]

Also didn't pay atrention in the tutorial or read the basic instructions. You gotta be damn dense as a gamer to struggle in this game on the second level. I normally enjoy his videos but this mad me question his intellect for real.

[@subjectdelta4758]

Everyone else: *keeps it professional by taking their time* Kevin: *writes “Fuck you” on the worlds dirtiest fence then leaves half way thru*

[@benhelius4204]

Just like I would do in real life

[@SevenEllen]

It feels like Calvin is giving Kevin karma for everything he's done to his Sims.

[@ruleofoz2207]

I thought that was what his sims 2 series was for.

[@ilyem7986]

People: “low at how effective” Kevin: “look at how aFECKtive”

[@SimBits]

I love the implication that Kevin isn't a person

[@anarctickiwi]

@@SimBits he’s not.

[@ilyem7986]

@@anarctickiwi @MoonPalette Correct. He is not a person, he is a god.

[@olivercharles2930]

affective is a real word funnily enough.

[@trindalas]

I don’t know who this is because there was no introduction, but he seems like a friendly sort and I like his content. Funny enough I seem to already be subbed. 🤔

[@ashtray0belief]

Enjoy the ride, and the initiation to the cult as well!

[@trindalas]

@@ashtray0belief (this is a joke because he didn’t do his intro. I’ve been here for years)

[@ashtray0belief]

@@trindalas Okay, solid r/wooosh lol. Rereading it, its pretty obvious.

[@trindalas]

@@ashtray0belief everyone gets whooshed every now and then haha.

[@trinitysapphire3630]

Ngl I thought this was an amnosia joke lmao

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

“And Good People cry for Help” Pretty sure Kevin likes to see good people in pain, just like Jim Pickens.

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fomrdZ2llrWjabM

[@beanface7408]

Judging by your pfp and what channel this is, you do in fact have good taste.

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

@@beanface7408 Thank you!

[@redmist6630]

was that intro a doom intro reference

[@carjack9974]

I like how everyone hates cleaning in real life but will pay to do it in a video game

[@starlittardis2049]

Shout-out to everyone who was there for Kevin (sort of) serenading Max while he played this for hours on stream, culminating in a (for once not Kevin-induced) breakdown.

[@orionsbackpack2157]

which stream was it?

[@fakegamersam2771]

And what a glorious breakdown it was

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

“and when good people cry for help” *power washes light switch* Kevin... how you holding up?

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I should not be doing this indors, the place would be flooded!" Finally someone that actually thought about that

[@zettour.]

You do actually clean cars inside garages, but those garages are also not the common household garage. Though, maybe the power wash guy has a built in water drainage system in his garage.

[@AutumnSwift2]

@@zettour. But do they actually use a power washer on that power level on a car, wouldn't it ruin the paint?

[@zettour.]

@@AutumnSwift2 Yes actually. It really depends on the amount of grime, but you can use a power washer with some technique to clean cars even at high pressure. It will damage the paint's coat if sufficiently strong, but you can also recoat it and it's much better than brushing for obvious reasons.

[@deadpool.616]

12:32 Kevin: “ The only conclusion I can come to is there is some sort of volcanic activity and the ash came down cross this house.” Also Kevin: Looks around and sees a volcano

[@cianmcguirk]

"Sometimes you just need to not obey gravity if you want to get the job done right" - Kevin 2021

[@vortexx7541]

Hey Kevin, could you play a game called “Emily is a away”, it’s a bit old but you couldn’t possible be the villain in that game

[@mcdanzy8379]

How about Emily is away too where he can give them the worst possible love and life advice ever given

[@frosty_teacup]

I don't know what that is but the name reminded me of the horror game Emily Wants To Play lol

[@frosty_teacup]

I don't know what that is but the name reminded me of the horror game Emily Wants To Play lol

[@xam1116]

12:39 Kevin - "MuSt Be AsH FrOm VolCaNiC AcTiviTy" *Literal volcano in the background*

[@Thor-hu2wq]

Anna Chess: 'Hi dear I'm home, did you clean the garden?' Kevin: 'er...yes?'

[@majesticgoatperson4285]

Kevin when he makes 400 dollars in an hour: NOT WORTH IT

[@makipom]

13:06 Calvin: "Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!" fecking Calvin there wants to get Kevin back into the nana business

[@laviniacrudu4172]

MUD ON THE TIRES! the perfect song for the perfect video!

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Regular people: this is how we should clean Kevin: me spray this garage door with powerwash hose

[@lonkan4490]

"Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!" Love these little easter eggs in these videos.

[@samsungalaxyxd1823]

day 2 when Kevin didn't say "hello friends how is it going my name is Kevin and..."

[@SevenEllen]

"Hey there friends, how's going? My name is Kevin, and today, we're gonna do something a little bit different"

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

And where the feck is Grognak?

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

"Clean as an egg" The origins is unknown but this should be Kevin's saying when he ends his videos

[@Pandasu28]

Calvin: "Is Mole 2 available to talk?"

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

-"Honey can you get off the computer and help your dad wash the car?" -"Not now mom I'm almost done washing a car five more minutes!!"

[@TheMissileHappy]

"Why do I get the feeling when I turn on the news after this, there's gonna be a drown warning?" Me: *looks over to Germany nervously*

[@hikariyumi9441]

Ngl I snorted

[@akuma2918]

Hilfe ._.

[@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818]

*drought

[@unusveritas4122]

Yep, living in Austria I couldn't think about anything else than this.

[@jamieh2001]

@@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818 umm no

[@JimPickensCultist]

Day "Kevin power washed my sadness away" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games

[@roshnipatel1590]

Omg I’ve played those and he would love them!

[@jerrynoruega1625]

Oh I sure hope he will

[@ashtray0belief]

Oh, y e s . I know he'll somehow manage to make them ridiculous, but I'm fine with it, haha.

[@big_bad_raj]

In the past week Kevin has played hose simulator and sad falafel man simulator. Is there nothing this a man won't simulate?

[@MaxerV19]

How about simulation simulator

[@BashBroPat]

As someone who does this for a living, the picky customers in this game is scary accurate

[@FlowersMakeMeHappy]

I love how this is meant to be a peaceful asmr type game and Kevin is just picking fights with some random guy who he has never seen, only ever read a few lines of text-

[@Dentheman1995]

"Calvin" is like a shiny version of "Kevin"

[@MelonCuadradito]

Oh, remember when Kevin clean and remodel a house in VR? that was so entertaining, just like this video

[@thedeadzombie3886]

I loved the subtle “Hey doc, I love your videos and watch them all the time” text from the gardener NPC 😂

[@baldazaz]

Kevin is addicted to simulator games.

[@hivesfan712]

The contrast between Kevin's misery and Mark's euphoria from playing this game is frankly... hilarious

[@AlmalexyaBlue]

I bought this game thinking "I'll probably like this and play a bit" and then played for around 6 hours non stop. Did the van, the playground, the skate park (my favourite honestly), the bungalow... 11/10. Edit : the lore is actually crazy, I love it. The last job I did was cleaning like an acient giant Atlantean statue, that started sending magic rays to the volcano (Mount Rushless) to possibly make it erupt. There's something going on with the mayor (who is either a vampire or a Bond villain), a fortune teller tells you that you're gonna save the universe, there's a jet with a laser death ray in the airport hangar... I fucking love that game

[@duncanhainsworth5063]

"All creamy" in that context really made me cringe🤣🤣🤣

[@dialoragardon2033]

This game is the equivalent to a love-hate relationship. "I don't want to continue, I hate how long it takes!" *Ding* "But it is so satisfying!"

[@artizzy2k2k]

"Why would you need to go prone" oh Kevin you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into

[@ahobbit1273]

13:06 I love Kevin’s self-referential inside jokes (look at Calvin’s message)

[@MHF786]

Kevin making a *C L E A N I N G* simulator fun to watch is actually impressive.

[@olivercharles2930]

I think you can thank the game itself for this one. It is pretty fun to play. Kevin adds to it obviously

[@hthnxoutlaw]

I want to see him do every level in this game to 100%

[@DrAce46]

I actually cheered when you got 100% completion on the garden xD

[@jay-nz2cl]

there's actually a setting on the game where you can turn off the water residue thing (when you wash something it appears a bit darker and you cant properly tell if it's clean or not). apparently makes the game even more satisfying. gotta optimise the satisfaction from the power washing simulator

[@lucaslevesque6007]

I agree with Kevin on this it takes forever to clean stuff, but it’s so satisfying to do so that you just keep doing it.

[@LookingGlass1865]

I only just realized recently how rarely the game's title is ever mentioned on any of these videos. Literally, title's not spoken at all, it's not in the description/title, and it's not shown (at least in the beginning) in the video. Not a big deal to me, but I feel like it might be an important detail for some people.

[@-Oxy]

Have had this problem with a few videos but with a little looking around or listening I usually figure it out

[@melissa9149]

yeah everytime i want to get a game he's playing i spend ages looking for the title. thats literally what i'm doing right now :( love Kevin so much but this is the only thing that...not annoys me but im always like "ffs"

[@Jef_Jingles]

Kevin is the only person on KZbin that I'd watch play this game for hours

[@dreesie101]

"I'm just here alone with my thoughts and that's the last place I wanna be" I can relate Kevin

[@juansofly3916]

Whenever kevin plays odd videogames, I also open steam everytime for some reason

[@callumhayes7502]

Gnome kevin will haunt my dreams until the end of days.

[@solaireofastora412]

Ironically, I think this must have been the most stressed Kevin's ever been playing a game.

[@theotron7248]

You should totally do a part 2 of this! It's such entertaining commentary!

[@EarlGreyBoba]

Honestly using power washers even IRL can be a bit addictive, I remember spending a long while making sure the front porch's floor ended shiny when we had one

[@zeemish]

Watching Kevin's videos is the most satisfying thing ever

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

The most satisfying game ever Kevin all your videos are so oddlysatisfying

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fomrdZ2llrWjabM.

[@MrSterling314]

20:06 Gave me flashbacks to the "Dealing with the worst sponsor on KZbin" video from back in the day. "Congrats on your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time" lol

[@robyn1128]

Loved watching you play this game. Your commentary and sense of humor are mwah *chefs kiss* lol 🤣 I could see how tedious this would get after awhile though. And I would be thinking the same thing, “why am I cleaning on a computer game when I should be cleaning my actual house? Lol

[@amethystlovesGR]

YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO PLAY THIS GAME KEVIN THANK YOU

[@tomdewey9009]

Kevin is indeed the hero

[@ErinPJC]

Anyone else notice at 13:07 “Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!”

[@bigbanana94]

I think this is the first time I've played a game before Kevin uploaded a video of it... I saw this the other day & copped it in a second. Weirdly satisfying.

[@dadforhire1277]

This game has some of the monotony of Viscera cleanup detail, without the charm.

[@sxrahszn4022]

Day 2 of asking Kevin why he didn’t call us his friends in his intro

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Epic intro into "hello it's me" 🤣 Feck Comedy Gold this is Comedy Platinum

[@amandaleemiller167]

I really enjoy your humor! I love your take on something a lot of people find relaxing lol

[@aidenmiles2027]

When he got the first pop-up I thought the sound was him breaking one of the blinkers 😂

[@archon_maenad]

I'm from California. This is a horror game.

[@minimatrix2763]

I found this really relaxing to watch 😂

[@roberttres2623]

“I have so much cleaning to do in real life and yet here I am” Me too Kevin, me too.

[@MikeHawk-bg5ss]

Mark really is setting up a trend here, huh

[@larakinney8332]

Day 38 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii

[@mildlymarvelous]

Kevin not realizing he could switch nozzles for a long time was so painful

[@breemari7770]

Was binging Kevin so much I didn’t even realize this was a new video til I was done watching it 😂

[@amirahsamuel2986]

I have 10.5 hours on this game and I'm never stopping

[@X_Abdu123]

*Kevin, a hero making a speech would be like* Fans: “what was the first thing you washed?” Kevin: “The first thing I washed was a gnome, that was suspiciously stalking me.”

[@eleni8158]

More please ❤️I really loved this!

[@jessmohr3811]

I used to do power washing as a job over the summers and this video is so much more entertaining knowing what power washing is actually like 😂

[@MINECHEZ1]

Can’t decide if I should blame Max for this video or thank him for it.

[@LunacyFringe187]

MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY!!

[@guidojacobs2002]

4:31 I'm expecting him to change the U to an E, then say "There we go, all better."

[@ThatPurpleFlounder]

i need a whole series of you playing this. please. i beg you

[@Ohokaythanks]

This is intense gameplay

[@kasperhelsinghof6156]

Day two of Kevin forgetting to say “hey there friends how’s it going, and quite frankly I don’t know how it’s going anymore

[@PsychothicFlare1]

I always come back to this video it's soooooo satisfying to watch

[@Chief_youtuber]

It's one thing to play this game but to watch someone play it is on another level and yes I did watch the whole thing haha

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Well this was the strangest intro in a Kevin video I like it good job Kevin

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@scourge5443]

Finally Kevin contributes something good to society…kinda

[@maevry1]

Kevin is truly a menace, I love it

[@dutchiethefifth5745]

"I have so much cleaning to do in real life, and yet, here I am" Same, Kev, same...