Esports life but I am a horrible gamer

[@holytemplar4547]

When you try to say the intro with Kevin but he changes it My day is ruined

[@obiwankenobi3529]

We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close

[@shayoconnor2406]

And my disappointment is immeasurable

[@holytemplar4547]

@@shayoconnor2406 lol yh thanks

[@theabbyus2170]

I always say it with him and now I'm broken hearted

[@holytemplar4547]

@@theabbyus2170 haha same

[@roseleon822]

"Alright my name's gonna be FECK" Ah yes, such a lovely name of Irish origin.

[@himynameismaryyy]

Black Adder Best name in the universe.

[@weirdreportt]

Feck McFeckin

[@sneezingsuspense]

@@weirdreportt Fecky McFeckface

[@vincent_bishop9040]

I named by 2nd pet rock Feck Feckerson :>

[@TheToneBender]

"Remember when Clementine had to kill Lee?" How could I not remember the birth of a demon-child

[@NotTheRadioDemon]

I read this comment just as he said it what the hell

[@gonsa_pro]

@@NotTheRadioDemon that happens to me quite frequently

[@NotTheRadioDemon]

@@gonsa_pro It has never happened to me before, though. This is the first time.

[@eleanor4618]

What time in the video? I didn’t hear it haha!

[@uhohannie]

@@NotTheRadioDemon wait what.. I read your "what the hell" when he said it himself a bit after the original quote lmao

[@wonderlandian8878]

I see now that I was coming out to my family all wrong, I'll just shout gay at random intervals I'm sure they'll understand

[@marianolaguzzi]

Idk, Mike didn't seem to understand it

[@user-xz9fw6lk3p]

No mom, I don't wanna go *GAY!* to aunt's house.

[@deadlykota]

oh i felt that one

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

That's what works for my family haha

[@sonofagun4125]

That's literally been my strategy and I gotta tell ya...it don't work, straight people are denser than grandma's sponge cake. Their selective obliviousness is no joke

[@Clovis_the_Cat]

"I just want to kiss boys" -Kevin, 2019

[@le-ro]

I mean, we all know he does

[@zasterahasalwaysbeenhere]

kevin said gay rights

[@weirdreportt]

You ain't man if you never kissed one, says my friend who's been in an army camp.

[@theholyhay1555]

VITTXRIO all people in the army (me one of them) agree

[@ballsricht1994]

I-I'm a boy. *hopeful eyes*

[@AnotherGreekTragedy]

The title should be " eSports life but I am playing a dating sim"

[@keichel3175]

4:03 I never thought I’d ever see Kevin with his tongue out like that.

[@IceKreacher]

Kurt Loreto that was so cute tbh

[@rhiannonhorne7760]

I searched the comments just to see if anyone else was going to address this

[@shannyybaybee]

Kevin: *actually gets noticeably annoyed by a game* Also Kevin: I can kiss all the boys? Let me in the game!

[@chatae9599]

Wait, what’s his name? He didn’t say his name in his intro! WHAT’S HIS NAME GUYS

[@panic8085]

oH fEcK I FORGOT

[@emailname8624]

Jim Pickens

[@jasper3706]

Hmmmmmm... I wonder how we could find the answer to this question?

[@harlethan5748]

I just call him Kevin

[@cryoflip5841]

I think it’s RT?

[@judasmcswell8321]

I like how Kevin wanted to stop playing and hated the game up until he realized he could flirt with people

[@Lanosrep]

It's always Hey there friends but never How are you friends

[@hazode]

But he asks how's it goin'! That's infinitely better

[@xatheris6159]

Bruh

[@IceKreacher]

the baked potato ouch it's been 10 years and that's still too real

[@iannichols385]

"did he just chant 'gay!'? What a wonderful way of coming out!" I have a couple friends who have never seen any of your videos and all they know are the quotes like this that I tell them

[@emblemblade9245]

Fork One day we will all communicate through Kevin quotes. Also oh my gosh that’s a cute pic

[@iannichols385]

@@emblemblade9245 that is the goal. And thank you

[@deannaw9128]

"If you win, I'll return the laptop to you." How bout I just call the cops?

[@danburc3776]

Deanna W yes farther

[@lorelei8504]

I read it as "escorts" and was pleasantly surprised for a bit

[@mazdamx-5]

Lorelei I read this as e-scorts and got really confused for a while

[@mangoface]

Twenty one green chemical pilots At the disco Etika is laughing in his grave right now

[@garrettharlow1077]

Lorelei I read it as Wii sports lmao

[@clartabog]

i read it as wii sports resorts

[@ItsJustTeddington]

Might as well be, when Kevin's going to spend all his time kissing boys.

[@Z.gawk-gawk]

As a Gaymer myself, I feel very represented by Feck. We need role models like him.

[@IceKreacher]

Harley Robb yes

[@ElFahado69]

Gamer not gaymer

[@Z.gawk-gawk]

@@ElFahado69 hey have you ever heard of a joke

[@cantobot1234]

@@Z.gawk-gawk apparently he hasnt

[@mr.misfortune6236]

The representation we need

[@ArcadeMarx]

kevin you should continue youtuber's life game like for real

[@ArcadeMarx]

@@JohnPlayerDaniel ice cube is better than you

[@ZombieMiezz]

It's awful good when he plays it!

[@mrdewarion]

I approve this message.

[@tleighann2981]

Yes!!!!! Please!!!!!

[@IamaPERSON]

@@JohnPlayerDaniel no, in fact, you told me to die in a comment section.

[@selkie2sato396]

“Feck” what his parents said when they saw him.

[@jessnewell810]

Wow, this video today was amazing! *heart eyes emoji* *laughing emoji*

[@therubbercop4590]

😍😂

[@foottoast4235]

This game is hilarious lmao it MUST be written by someone middle-aged

[@jasper3706]

"You're just throwing shade, sister, I am the best at E Gaming"

[@foottoast4235]

oops, not lmao i meant *laughing emoji*

[@ivorpadjen2131]

@@foottoast4235 i am a bully, I challenge you and your loser friends to an e sports game!

[@funkydude8196]

@@ivorpadjen2131 I am scared so me and my cool friends run away! *shocked emoji* *laughing emoji*

[@nieblas112w]

"I don't drink."- the most Irish KZbinr X-doubt

[@d3adeye2k83]

Jacksepticye is. He is irish and he drinks

[@Lux07s]

@@d3adeye2k83 but Jack isnt as irish as Kevin

[@d3adeye2k83]

@@Lux07s he is way more irish and is more stereotypical

[@sorrenzz3610]

Ghostwolf1224 jack is about 40 something percent Irish Kevin is 100 percent Irish

[@Sukkahirvio]

@@d3adeye2k83 nah there's evidence that shows he is just 2/3 irish, what an imposter

[@cheffy8708]

“How am I older than you? Is it adoption or what?” Ughh Yes, when your 22 and adopt a 35 year old man as your son.

[@TheIrishDino]

Oh no. 6 seconds in and Kevin's already trying to be relatable.

[@mydogisbella4813]

flexing with the badge nibba

[@mmmmm4932]

@@mydogisbella4813 how do get badge mighty and hi- (wait no thatdms racist) i mean mighty letter word!

[@_stormqueen_]

I see you everywhere how

[@kaylal9790]

Kevin at 4:03 : ;P Me: Ahhhh I look forward to seeing you as a meme on Kevin's subreddit later.

[@nosferat-ew]

Kayla L lmaooo

[@kaylal9790]

@@nosferat-ew The subreddit did not disappoint. Love these people.

[@Charlie-gs2ph]

day 379 of telling kevin that he makes me smile and laugh even though the hardest times

[@therubbercop4590]

JunkWave have you really said this for every episode for he past...basically past year

[@horae2583]

i applaud your dedication

[@schenachs1377]

I never imagined that Kevin has chest hair

[@simianpaine5435]

Kevin: is angry the entire time Also Kevin: I'd love to play more

[@rm8188]

Kevin's Chest Hair poking out of his shirt gave me LIFE :Drool_Emoji: :Heart-Eye_Emoji:

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

From the front that nose looks like a jet intake on a fighter, it should have a warning sticker that says something like "Do not stand within 10 feet while inhaling serious injury or death may occur"

[@SwitcherDell]

Literally anything: *happens* Kevin: * damn millennials*

[@julianoomens6219]

Kevin’s sad that no one ever said hey there friends to him. Let me be you’re hey there Kevin button.

[@laurendyer2838]

A story starring *Feck* Perfecktion, best anime ever 11/10

[@beans3475]

omg your a youtuber, gamer, youtube gamer, assassin, and now your in esports, well done kev you've come a long while

[@notexactlysiev]

Please Please PLEASE, Make this a series. We have to watch the amazing journey of Feck into the world of esports.

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

This is the most "How do you do, fellow kids?" game I've ever seen. Its like a bunch of people aged 40 something came together and made a game, thinking this is how kids speak these days.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

🤓 gamer 🧒 awkwardness dating. Clearly this is how the target demographic works! (They weren’t entirely wrong, though.)

[@eduardoyoo6321]

“I don’t drink” I guess that takes away your title of Number 1 Irish youtuber

[@TheRealTonyStark]

Kevin's Esports character looks like Ron going through a midlife crisis, after he left Hogwarts 😂. His Ginger hair faded away and he stole Harry's glasses.

[@ploob3007]

Kevin: I hate tutorials Also kevin: I don't understand how this works

[@wilsonkramnic1678]

Kevin: *is literally a millennial* Kevin: DaM MiLLeNnIaLS

[@IceKreacher]

Wilson Kramnic same tho

[@Damnto]

Irish man:I don't drink American: i don't eat junk food and I didn't give my 3 years old son a AK-47

[@JessInThe999]

Apparently Im more Irish than American

[@beepuke8679]

You know what, I might as well try that coming out technique, i'll just start shouting ASEXUAL!! out of nowhere

[@IceKreacher]

NON-BINARY! GAY!

[@DinoSpidersTV]

I love your "Hey there friends" because honestly, I see your daily videos more than I see anyone I've ever called a friend. Thank you.

[@pepepopo3117]

"What is emoji is that? What the hell is that? DAMN MILLENIALS!!" - Kevin 2019

[@idrilzorc8789]

"The only thing I am levelling up is my stress" Way too real

[@TurbidTG1]

Day ? telling Kevin he should play the following, The Punisher, Ghosthunter, State of Emergency, Open Season, Rocky, The Operative: No One Lives Forever, and Mercenaries Playground of Destruction!

[@reyhanamontana]

Definitely state of emergency

[@ccthompson]

Turbid TG1 ayyyy Funhaus

[@loofloof1441]

Day 10 of telling Kevin he should do a video in Heavy Irish accent

[@Engardian]

boy have I got good news for you

[@renskedunnewold1995]

Nah we can do better than that. He should do a video in Irish!

[@TheWhiteHeadphones]

oh hell yeah! Daddy Kevin

[@xestea]

I'll be looking forward to your comment tomorrow

[@BMoney8600]

Renske Dunnewold so like Gaelic?

[@anonguy271]

Mike: give me my laptop back 😭 Russel: I'm sorry Mike, I'm just doing what I was programmed to do.. be the bully...😔

[@vixolousy1056]

imagine the chaos that would ensue if kevin teamed up with lets game it out

[@blueronquillo]

“Ooooohh Feck! You dog!”

[@iampagliacci8923]

"The only thing I'm leveling up is my stress" I wish I didn't relate to that so much...

[@mohsinr6949]

Kevin: "I don't drink" Also Kevin: "I'm Irish" Me: *Doubt*

[@arkhamshade2198]

"He looks like the villain from despicable me" Me: true.

[@fleur4511]

I love that you make Beatles jokes, huge fan. And I like your videos even more because of it. ❤

[@HavanaHYT]

Kevin dressing more and more like a true daddy ..rawr..

[@jb4evrnckj]

this comment just stole my dog and burned my house down

[@emblemblade9245]

rawr

[@silberwolf0794]

@@emblemblade9245 uwu

[@ratboy2791]

OwO

[@katkay9923]

I miss comments like this

[@ArcadeMarx]

day unknown of asking kevin to play the legend of jack sparrow or lego pirates

[@nugzargurasashvili56]

it´s KZbinrs life or POTC game makeup your fecking mind

[@ArcadeMarx]

@@nugzargurasashvili56 both

[@nikkishade4105]

lego pirates of the carribean was wholesome and hilarious, becuase essentially mute characters were trying to portray a complicated plot. it's why i think the first few lego games had such charm to them.. a sort of mime satire.. but since they have incorporated character voices i feel the franchise has lost t's initial spark

[@gregjones4035]

Kevin: I'll do whatever you want me to as long as i can be in the game Me: Ara ara (winky face emoji) (eggplant emoji) (disappointment to my parents emoji)

[@cuff1626]

Day 13 of telling Kevin I love him

[@haminkhalifeh3683]

when Kevin doesn't play minecraft "angry emoji!"

[@jakegarza2671]

When you think it says Escort's Life but it's actually Esports life

[@aoncoina6765]

Kevin, play this game called *"Saelig"* *You'll love it.*

[@apollo6346]

Day 1 of telling Kevin how amazing he is

[@littlekiddnote4929]

Kevin: I don’t drink Everyone: Dude ur irish

[@filiptalimdzioski7281]

Isn't Irish thing to drink alot?

[@LeoMkII]

@@filiptalimdzioski7281 it's not an Irish thing, it's inherent to them

[@filiptalimdzioski7281]

@@LeoMkII Yeah I agree. Should have said it that way. Sorry.

[@tehgamist7139]

An irishman telling me "i don't drink" ... Hmmmm

[@monitor6599]

Teh Gamist X

[@theMiighty]

I almost cried when Kevin brought up the tunnel snakes

[@bombomtom5421]

When are you not a horrible gamer? But fr love your videos Kevin

[@filiptalimdzioski7281]

Pizza time!

[@M4VN]

Hey I saw u on a the real kaheel video

[@Brittanyyyy24]

When he said “It’s a shame I don’t think i’m gunna learn much today” I felt that in my soul

[@thesingingdonut]

i love your videos they’re literally the highlight of my day like you post right when school gets out so i can always laugh after a shitty day of school

[@computethis1533]

“Hello mother, how am I older than you?” -Nivek 2019

[@lovehatingrose]

I died at the Ringo impression, probably re watched it five times now.

[@fury1031]

"Mirch?" They couldn't have actually been clever and used "Flinch" or "Wince"?

[@emblemblade9245]

fury1031 Nope

[@Aaron-xg6dz]

Guess what. I'm getting spectrum soon and now nothing is stopping me from watching your videos over and over again. The wasting away of my body will be worth watching you

[@Webothcanfly]

genuinely thought the title said escort’s life and wondered what that would entail as a game..esports live then...never mind

[@wolfcanoe9267]

It's always a good thing to see an odd-looking character in the first thumbnail on the home page of KZbin.

[@nightrocc3997]

Kevin: plays video games as his job Also Kevin: "I know nothing about Esports"

[@owenprice2988]

People say the worlds a simulation and kevin says if you can play video games as a career why not do it in game so theres probly a kevin as god simulating our lives

[@gingerlegendlive]

Day 6 of asking Kevin to play ratatouille for the Wii

[@BMoney8600]

YES!

[@hexide6736]

@MARCUS TRUJILLO there is a ratatouille game on wii

[@chattymime]

I love slightly drunk kevin

[@potatogames5410]

3 of my favourite youtubers uploaded at the exact same time. I think you know who I picked.

[@NannyMaryOnTheScene]

Amen brother

[@ArcadeMarx]

who are your other 2 favorites?

[@aaronhurst4379]

PLEASE let there be an episode 2, I love watching you play games like these

[@KitsuNerezza]

Day 26 of hoping Kevin will play Phoenix Wright some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom

[@abderianagelast7868]

They turned Mastermind into a flirting mini game? ...I’m down for that.

[@catraistmaoist241]

Day 17 of asking Kevin to play doki doki literature club

[@ConorV03]

One of these days Kevin is going to make a video of him playing a game normally and it's going to give us all whiplash

[@clartabog]

No one: Absolutely no one: Irish guy: i DoNt DrInK

[@kyle6817]

The Tunnel Snakes joke was the first time I laughed at a video in a long time. Great video!

[@KENZC62091]

An Irishman getting hammered? Who's ever heard of such a thing.

[@RoderickVI]

"I dont drink" - CallmeKevin, the 99.99% irish youtuber

[@sinn4650]

"I don't drink" Lied the Irishman

[@nikkiesona]

Day 147 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@eds7084]

hello fellow asexual

[@nikkiesona]

@@eds7084 What, mate?

[@eds7084]

@@nikkiesona hahhah wtf this isn't the comment I replied to 😂

[@nikkiesona]

@@eds7084 Haha, okay, that makes more sense. Have a nice day, friend. :)

[@JessInThe999]

@@eds7084 I just saw the one you meant to reply to😂

[@DiddyBohlen]

Cool. Kevin made his character look like a Star Wars trailer reactions KZbinr.

[@emilemartin4893]

“A story starring Feck”

[@eaglestrikeman194]

When theres a videogame on the market about how some dudes play videogames you know the gaming industry is lost....

[@HTPCYMC]

Don’t worry, you’ll become the next Fortnite Ninja in no time. You just have to sell your soul to Epic Games, that’s all

[@IamaPERSON]

*But why though*

[@kellygymnastt]

Kevin you need to play more of this game. Seriously hilarious episode

[@Mellonychan]

lmao Kevin, are you trying to tell us something? xD

[@John-oo6ng]

The more Kevin creates those THINGS the more i WANT to but the more I am scared to go to area 51

[@victork.8860]

I wonder what kind of drunk Kevin is.

[@simcool11]

Watching somebody playing a game of somebody playing a game make me wondering if someone is watching me watching this...

[@alphaecho9215]

You should play mount and blade warband, you could make the empire of Pickens

[@trevoro.2064]

“The names Mingo I’m the second best drummer in the beatles”

[@nadehzda5015]

I dont know why the concept of Kevin drunk is so funny to me lmaoooooooo

[@emailname8624]

Seems like a decently fun drunk