I become a sugar baby in Bitlife and this happened

I become a sugar baby in Bitlife and it went worse than expected which is really saying something
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[@daxhicks7081]

Kevin broke up with Among Us and is now revisiting his exes.

[@CLStudios_]

Because he needs the money

[@fortnitespecialty5003]

Among Us was lame anyway xd

[@vena6481]

@@fortnitespecialty5003 It was pretty fun actually lol esp when Kevin plays. All his content is good as frick tho

[@wongwongwong326]

@Jebidiah Bushwell r u ok

[@tothe2nd]

Its sad tho, I legitimately subbed to him because of him playing among us xD

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

The forgotten addiction of Kevin is back, Bitlife

[@Birdbraingames]

Addictions are TOTALLY RADICAL

[@tazminsyeda4337]

kevin has about 10 addictions, maybe more

[@scientistfmb9525]

The even more forgotten addiction is the idle breakout one

[@indi3344]

@@tazminsyeda4337 11 if you include crack

[@tazminsyeda4337]

@@indi3344 yes and 12 if we include ketamine

[@RanOutOfSpac]

"I'm pretty sure I gave some dude's baby an STD..." That is probably the worst thing that can be taken out of context ever.

[@etiguess]

18:20

[@jaybeanzx]

Reading this before I’ve watched the video and yea wtf 😂😭

[@psyducktective]

“Buy a fecking wedding ring, get married, get the money, it’s not that hard!” Similar energy to “I’ve got my wedding to plan, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it”

[@peekaloo12]

Top notch reference.

[@pattykcake]

I’m swamped!

[@Spenstarr]

@@pattykcake well rest up you're nothing if you haven't got your health

[@magnusgjevre5865]

What refrence is that from?

[@pattykcake]

@@magnusgjevre5865 the Princess Bride!

[@flamethrower1273]

Kevin: puts fertility at 100% Also Kevin: WHY AM I HAVING SO MANY KIDS!

[@coolbeans6312]

Kevin relies on other people to feed him even in single player games

[@callmeturg]

He’s just so lovable, they can’t help it

[@JoanLamrack]

Ya, the thumbnail checks out

[@princessbitch96]

And in real life!

[@princessbitch96]

Kevin and I go dumpster diving every Wednesday

[@sherrynchin3987]

Omg now that you mention it I just realised too 😂😂 Rust, Project Winter

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

I didn’t realise Sugar was a boy, so I was both really impressed and confused when his first GF became pregnant

[@moniquita720]

i was like "i guess that high fertility paid off beyond what nature expected."

[@footloosegenius2242]

Life will find a way

[@amberliaa]

Me too 😂

[@acewray4288]

that happened to my lesbian sims

[@Greenmist4787]

Kevin signing a prenup and then not getting a divorce when his wife cheated on him shows his smarts is at 0%

[@angelfire101]

@New WRLD I don’t think you got the joke…

[@snifferrr]

@@angelfire101 what is it then?

[@makaylaali7951]

@@snifferrr when your spouse agrees to giving you the assets of the divorce is there fault and vise versa

[@snifferrr]

@@makaylaali7951 can you reword that

[@lithiumkid]

@@makaylaali7951 come again?

[@suckdemtoes4954]

"I'm 25 years old and I've done nothing" Me: is this a personal attack or something?

[@Pinkcatlullaby]

28 years old and same

[@gregmcgregginton574]

Too close to home :/

[@LizzieNya]

Had to pause the video to let it sink in. Jesus, Kevin, you didn't have to be so harsh

[@jackb.207]

I wish i got money so at least i could be fake loved

[@trickstab7903]

-3 and I cant relate

[@rinqueen]

“We’re gonna solely rely on other people’s money” How inspiring 🤩

[@limeboiler]

-Abraham Lincoln

[@liahamilton8931]

@@limeboiler he was an inspiration to many😔✊

[@officialblimp]

@@liahamilton8931 he had such a way with words :’(

[@limeboiler]

@@liahamilton8931 so true and deep sis 😢😭

[@rinqueen]

This is my second heart from Kevin so I think it’s safe to say we’re friends now...collab soon? 😳

[@Mini_Squatch]

"I'm 25, and i have done nothing, can someone PLEASE give me money!?" is hitting a little too close to home for my unemployed self

[@cooltina789]

( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)

[@gracehaven5459]

same

[@lorenzovakarian]

The awkward moment when your parent walks into the room just as Kevin is shouting "PLEASE, DADDY COLON" on the tv

[@anniedangerface]

I think Kevin would be a successful sugar baby in real life, we’ve all seen how easily and quickly he charms strangers into following him.

[@IamaPERSON]

He'll go from Call Me Kevin, to Call Me Daddy

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

He already is daddy

[@Carla-wk3mz]

With these qualities, he could become a successful murderer... if he isnt already🤨

[@maryd7753]

he’s already basically a sugar baby in most online games. he just asks for items and help haha

[@anniedangerface]

@@IamaPERSON oh no, you just inspired a thousand wattpad fanfics with that!

[@seidimeow]

Legend has it, kevin is still crying over the toad end screen

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@tazminsyeda4337]

@@IamaPERSON LMFAO and congratulations about the heart

[@IamaPERSON]

@@tazminsyeda4337 ?

[@tazminsyeda4337]

@@IamaPERSON oops sorry i didnt mean to reply to someone

[@IamaPERSON]

@@tazminsyeda4337 it's fine

[@neptunestardust]

1:34 Can we just take a moment to congratulate Default on her new job as a school teacher

[@charliefinnmichael4770]

Hell yes.

[@adrianaramos4888]

“I’m 25 years old and I’ve done nothing. Can someone please give me money?” That one hit too close to home, Kevin

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"God, my baby is stupid" Kevin is an ideal mother

[@lalaider3912]

Like mine!

[@livymiso]

I was a stupid baby and now I'm a stupid adult. Some things never change 😔

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

is that what Kevin's mum said about him 🤣

[@psyducktective]

*insert kevin punting a baby clip*

[@cottonsheep507]

@@lalaider3912 Are we siblings?! 😳

[@webweaver222]

"i think bisexual would be a good idea, gotta cast a wide net" is the exact reasoning i had when i came out the closet

[@eggs8021]

Yeah that sounds fair enough

[@rat8984]

mood

[@kristenk.8225]

I laughed at this for five minutes😂🤣

[@webweaver222]

@@eggs8021 any hole is a goal am i right

[@swimmnlikenemo]

@@webweaver222 amen

[@melvinathemagnificent9007]

0:28 little did he know that being bi just means a wider range of rejection possibilities

[@wideprogen]

Kevin: *Meets a terrifying ghost* Also Kevin: I n s u l t i t

[@erinflanagan8377]

“Money” “No” “Feck off then”

[@juliasings6131]

Hello fellow heathers fan

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

All my ex-gfs be like:

[@retrolush3200]

arent you dead

[@erinflanagan8377]

@@retrolush3200 I’m not so lucky

[@Funny_Muffler]

“I’ll guilt you into it. I’m catholic!!” Lmaoooooo

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

kevin is literally just a siren. he could lull anyone into doing anything for him

[@ereinakingsley4465]

I absolutely died when he said he’ll guilt trip her into marrying him when she got pregnant because he’s Catholic 😩

[@thekingofbboys3371]

Can’t wait for when Kevin finds out you can be a king/Queen in BitLife

[@isabellerobinson7203]

only if you have iOS

[@sidhackney8831]

Can't wait for the iOS/Android parity update so he can

[@DirtyGeorge]

And join irish mafia

[@alexyenser5173]

@@sidhackney8831 would you happen to know when that update is happening

[@GameOver9991]

according to the bitlife twitter account, theyre shooting for march

[@legendzero365]

New drinking game: Take a shot every time Kevin says "money" in this video.

[@thundergod2644]

That's a guaranteed trip to the ER.

[@gachakitty4324]

But im muslim

[@cubancharlotte]

@@gachakitty4324 shot of water? keeping hydrated

[@gachakitty4324]

@@cubancharlotte water is just ew

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@cubancharlotte Water poisoning is real

[@sizurxa]

Machine Gun Kelly doesn't live up to his name lol he kills a person with a lightsaber😂😂

[@salemsweets9644]

"God my baby's stupid." - Kevin, and my Father.

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Ouch

[@KlasConny]

"I don't care about numbers, unless it has a dollar sign before it"- Sugar Baby 2021

[@traviselledge3930]

"when I'm not in control of these people, they seem to do completely fine." Best Call Me Kevin line I've heard

[@hoddtoward2623]

What about "I'm pretty sure I just gave some dude's baby an std"?

[@davidkelly5585]

Both are great

[@LordMoku]

We now have a clip of Kevin moaning "Oh please, daddy". Mission Accomplished, we can all go home now.

[@ghxstbunnii777]

this comment still makes me laugh 2 years later

[@cactusguy4363]

Kevin feels like the kind of person to refer to poisoning someone as "editing their health stat"

[@TheIrishDino]

It amazes me how many times Kevin finds new ways to do absolutely nothing at all and still somewhat succeed.

[@BigMac87963]

Imagine the Chaos Mod in Bitlife. Two of Kevin’s addictions in one

[@MeekDaFreak69]

The clip of him drop kicking the baby makes me laugh out loud every time

[@HMB106]

“Misty Cummer” is the best thing I’ve seen on this game

[@mrkdub1830]

I’m so glad the baby kicking clip returns every so often, it’s like a bit life video

[@shanekeller4649]

Kevin:*complains about getting sick* Also Kevin:*refuses to get vaccinated*

[@Vanessa-ly1vw]

kevin: wants to be a sugar baby also kevin: is in debt the whole life and can’t keep a stable relationship for more than 2 years

[@lucascyr98]

I'm am absolutely making an audio clip of 6:53 to later use as blackmail material on Kevin should our paths ever cross

[@crackle317]

“Oh he’s close to death that’s good.” -Kevin 2021

[@imjustabee]

Some days that "Hey there friends" just hits different, and it was needed

[@cactipoke]

god i love how every time kevin dies he just states "I'VE DIED" like he's shocked, and every time their health has just been slowly going down at the bottom

[@mostbeautifulsinner224]

10:14 "leave me a loan" 😂

[@OverwhelminglyAnxiousChaos]

No matter what the title is of a Bitlife video, you always know that his bitlives will eventually commit many crimes.

[@andiweird2310]

Kevin: has a plan for bitlife Bitlife: yeah, that's a no buddy

[@Silverheart575]

I’m not lying at all when I say I laughed for 5 minutes straight when he said “I think I gave some dudes baby an std”. I’m still giggling actually.

[@fictional-girl_05]

13:33 "While at the gym, you meet a guy named Guy" XD

[@Bekathepirate]

Day 5. Out here asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue

[@saravg235]

YES!

[@jolonghthong5377]

Day 5 of agreeing with you

[@doll_face8431]

Aproved

[@damienarkangel6958]

Yes

[@alzbetal1499]

Where can i get that? I only know the Mystery ride one!!!

[@Blackbirdness]

16:27 We're finally getting some lore for Extreme Griefer Jesus. He's pissed that Kevin divorced him.

[@morganvalley7891]

Im glad kevin pronounced croup correctly. I had it at age 6 and now my cough is messed up. I sound like I'm dying 🤣

[@loamytenebrous]

"I'm bi for a wider net and all." Never opens the LGBT dating app.. big sad

[@TurbidTG1]

I wish Android would update to include the sports, musician, and mafia updates for Kevin!

[@fwoofboi652]

Same

[@tubestar4276]

Don't start.

[@Ilivepuppys]

he doesn't have the royal update that would be before plus pretty sure Android doesn't even have orphanages yet

[@laorille]

@@Ilivepuppys No orphanages in android yet

[@rachelfrances905]

Does he use a simulator on his laptop or his phone?

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

The thumbnail looks like Kevin is being held hostage by Jim Pickens

[@nekikuronjoezra4410]

I love seeing how much more comfortable Kevin has become in his videos. Every new video just feels authentic and so full of character, but not in a fake "youtuber" kinda way. That make sense?

[@djennisotte7826]

I can't be the only one waving back when he says "hey there friends"

[@KyleRayner12]

This is basically an avant-garde novel: there are four generations of a single family. The first three each work only for money, abandoning their children and driving all around them to misery until one of each generation grows up to do the same. Each gets a little more brazen as the hunger for success, fed on the resentment of years, grows. They move from loafing to crime to attempted murder. The fourth, worst of all, succeeds, becoming incredibly wealthy and hollow of all that made them human. And then they're killed by a ghost. Profound.

[@TasminJasmin]

"As soon as I'm in control everything goes to hell!" Hate to tell you this Kevin but ... it might be you

[@Poppetfarm]

"You're two! Time to move out! Gotta get independent at some point!" - My parents after they had my sister and moved me into the demon infested room in my house :^)

[@AshanBoralugoda]

I think we're all just bitlife characters and Kevin is in control of me.

[@courteliv]

Kevin : "I became a sugar baby..." Me : "Oh no-" Kevin : "...in Bitlife" Me : "GODDAMMIT"

[@goblindump]

“maybe sugar baby is a dog” my rescue pup was named sugar baby 😂 how fitting

[@PedroWills]

"I'm 25 years old and I've done nothing" I relate so much that I laughed so I wouldn't cry.

[@greyshadow9498]

"I'm 25 and never had a job, please give me money." - Every Twitch Streamer

[@goodguypingu1675]

Watch out extreme griefer Jesus is coming for you

[@ChonkedCat]

JESUS

[@ogasdad]

Kevin: I am considering taking at least partial responsibility for that. Everyone: Who are you and what have you done with Kevin.?

[@toxi101yt5]

Love that quote "I don't care about numbers unless there's dollar a sign in front of it"

[@homicidaltourist7341]

0:48 I actually had croup as a baby and i still get flashes of it every now and then. Not as bad when you’re older but it’s hard to hold in such a monsterous noise when your throat is dry

[@reniii6989]

You know what they say “Beggars can’t be choosers”! And then there’s Kevin

[@reneethegreat2044]

7:13 this reminded me of Draco Malfoy from the HP books. I think I am obsessed... also looking forward to more HP videos

[@jasonbright8888]

Guilt just having a good time ‘til Kevin possessed him, ruining his career and ending a somewhat happy life

[@callmeturg]

Day 73 of telling Kevin that he is tall, dark, and handsome 💜 (And thicccc)

[@professerpercocet]

Turggggg

[@yupyup8305]

TURG

[@thechaoticduck1716]

Turg

[@Birdbraingames]

This is a TOTALLY RADICAL comment

[@focusedeiden1544]

Hi Kevin I love your videos and there nice

[@ESCEra13]

Day 227 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@callmejess9546]

Oh no

[@neilgoldberg547]

Thanks Kevin for taking time out of your busy schedule to punt a baby, such things often get overlooked.

[@maskedtrash]

I started playing bitlife again recently, my character was depressed and I watched KZbin with my friend, I kid you not, CallMeKevin practically filled up the happiness bar 😂😂 you are Bitlife royalty methinks

[@LTD538]

Pov: you are early and there are no funny comments

[@eggs8021]

Pov: You're a duck

[@craig599]

POV you are lucky

[@callmeturg]

That thumbnail was,,,terrifying

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

You don’t see people on the side of the road with signs saying Will Love for Money?

[@yupyup8305]

TURG HAS 2 COMMENTS YAY

[@callmeturg]

@@nicholasdelpizzo1594 yes but, not in the good parts of town

[@callmeturg]

@@yupyup8305 :D

[@BuggaBonnie]

Hi Turg, how are you?

[@garasunonamida]

"I'm 25 years old and I've done nothing, please give me money" Yeah, I think the same thing every day

[@Salbei17]

Kevin: lets his character buy a house in Austria Me, an Austrian Viewer: :)

[@crandogz5514]

The lord himself Kevin never made me click so fast in my life

[@epicplayz6014]

"There 3 kevins now" "The videos will be even halirous " 😂🤣😂

[@ComXDude]

"I'm so angry I could just abandon my son." -Call Me Kevin, 2021 Also, Albert Wesker with a bullwhip sounds absolutely terrifying. That would cut you in half.

[@magsvots783]

“For the first time in my gaming career I am willing to think about considering taking responsibility for this” What a legend

[@cato5]

And the original addiction has returned...

[@paulbleeker8558]

Kevin when talking about age: "I don't care about numbers"

[@royjaber571]

Jail is just a room 😂

[@dark_neverland]

So when Kevin fully commits to being horrible on purpose he fails but when he does it light-heartedly strangers want to be his friend? 🤣

[@Magdarooo]

I love how whenever you take a package overseas you get arrested. I've literally NEVER had my bitlife person get in trouble for taking a package overseas 😂

[@JacktheRah]

Alternative title: "I become a landlord in Bitlife and this happened". I mean, sugar baby, landlord, where's the difference?

[@tei4724]

Sugar baby's pretend to care about you lol

[@breadpilled2587]

At least sugar babies dont kick me out and make my family homeless 💀

[@charliefinnmichael4770]

At least sugar babies don't make you feel bad about setting part of the house on fire, even though it was something electrical

[@merunyarose6729]

I zoned out for 15 seconds and suddenly Kevin's being released from prison..

[@THEAZRANLEGACY]

insulting a ghost and then having a heart attack is the way i _will_ die

[@mrbatzach4694]

18:20 best line ever

[@rebeccaharris3336]

I’ve never been here this early. I feel accomplished

[@limeboiler]

i always wonder who's the first person to click on the vid lol

[@hannahgraesser5069]

day seven of asking kevin to revive his among us addiction

[@TheMarulaMonarch]

3:50 “Switzerland has officially declared war on Lebanon” there is so much wrong with that

[@MK6ULTRA9]

i love this man's chaotic-evil energy

[@anoja31]

*From murderer to sugar baby. Kevin is very versatile lol*

[@CallMeSilas899]

i want to see him have one life were he trys to be like ned flanders just the best person ever

[@mapleteaparty]

My last name is Colon and the way Kevin pronounces “daddy colon” is too funny😂😂

[@inbuiltmonk]

"I'll be extremely stupid to balance it all out. You know you only got a limited amount of skill points" Not even a minute in and my roommate definitely just heard me laughing at 5 in the morning

[@PotatoesAreElite]

Edit them just a little bit... Proceeds to basically kill them