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Blind Justice but I am a horrible judge

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

Күн бұрын

Justice is extremely blind when I am in control
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Twitter: / callmekevin1811
Instagram: / callmekevin1811
Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin
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Пікірлер: 1 300
@fiftyinfive2767
@fiftyinfive2767 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m feeling really nice today, I haven’t killed a single person” *Five bodies just lying on the floor*
@romanminaster5180
@romanminaster5180 4 жыл бұрын
Technically he _didn't_ kill anyone, the guards did
@gerardojasso9259
@gerardojasso9259 4 жыл бұрын
He’s right though. He didn’t kill a single person... He killed multiple.
@kaproskarleto5136
@kaproskarleto5136 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, HE didn't kill them the police did
@blemishednicely8402
@blemishednicely8402 4 жыл бұрын
@@romanminaster5180 Lols, was gonna say "That? Oh, the Bailiff did THAT..."
@Jimmmmm234
@Jimmmmm234 3 жыл бұрын
na na na, na na na na na
@k.g.donathan6271
@k.g.donathan6271 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "She's making direct eye contact, she's brave." *executes her immediately*
@ryokiritani4187
@ryokiritani4187 4 жыл бұрын
She died the bravest
@thec0nductor537
@thec0nductor537 4 жыл бұрын
Just like Genghis Khan when running into stationary societies
@bartholomulesphensvil2284
@bartholomulesphensvil2284 3 жыл бұрын
Can't have anyone who's actually willing to fight back
@donaldbeetlestone3271
@donaldbeetlestone3271 3 жыл бұрын
@@thec0nductor537 lol...! ... Yes! ...
@AngryDuck8461
@AngryDuck8461 2 жыл бұрын
He said brave, not clever.
@kaillanylima5275
@kaillanylima5275 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: wears a leather jacket Everyone: likes that
@410_jav
@410_jav 4 жыл бұрын
Any Lima it’s cool with a bad boy feel
@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 жыл бұрын
Any Lima TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
@chefdylan1847
@chefdylan1847 4 жыл бұрын
I met him in that leather jacket. He was very sexy
@h5numbers732
@h5numbers732 4 жыл бұрын
@@netherhobbit i think tunnel snakes are guys from fallout lmao (havent played the game so i dont know if this is a joke)
@3austin16
@3austin16 4 жыл бұрын
CyberGeek yep fallout 3
@arlette3441
@arlette3441 4 жыл бұрын
“Who needs coffee when you’ve got gunshots” - CallMeKevin, 2020
@ILikeToLaughAtYou
@ILikeToLaughAtYou 4 жыл бұрын
Add Astra Am American, with a personal love for firearms. Can confirm Kevin’s quote as true.
@JuicyBagel44
@JuicyBagel44 4 жыл бұрын
Citizen: *Exists* Kevin: I’m in the mood to execute......
@JuicyBagel44
@JuicyBagel44 4 жыл бұрын
P.S. I hope you take my requests. Please, is it ok if you do more Super Seducer, review a Steven Seagul movie, and I want to see more skills from Shit Hands in NBA 2K15.
@BLUE5294
@BLUE5294 4 жыл бұрын
Tunnel Snakes Rule!
@BonesofCreation
@BonesofCreation 4 жыл бұрын
Best judge in the world
@steelbear2063
@steelbear2063 4 жыл бұрын
Execution's fun I think you should try one. (Look up the song)
@jose2226
@jose2226 4 жыл бұрын
@@steelbear2063 i dont think i will
@dannystirling5458
@dannystirling5458 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin would be a terrific judge because he is equally cruel to everyone
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, he’s crueler to some. Like his dog. Or the plant monster who murdered him.
@superspicy8740
@superspicy8740 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Stirling unless they said “Praise Jim”
@kayhaven4710
@kayhaven4710 4 жыл бұрын
Super Spicy and have provided blood sacrifice to his vampire incarceration.
@Mintislost
@Mintislost 4 жыл бұрын
unless YOUR a Tunnel Snake
@nathanlevesque7812
@nathanlevesque7812 4 жыл бұрын
Terrific can also mean terrifying.
@arlette3441
@arlette3441 4 жыл бұрын
As a tunnel snake, I demand matching jackets with Jim’s face on it
@johnxina6327
@johnxina6327 4 жыл бұрын
Tunnel snakes rule :D
@conormcgough3966
@conormcgough3966 4 жыл бұрын
I'd wear that we need to force kevin to have it as new merch
@pandaman8327
@pandaman8327 4 жыл бұрын
Yes please.
@xLionsxxSmithyx
@xLionsxxSmithyx 4 жыл бұрын
Just the Pickens family tree over the front and arms with Jim's face on the back.
@phoebedarker
@phoebedarker 4 жыл бұрын
Perfection
@DaithiDeNogla
@DaithiDeNogla 4 жыл бұрын
Nice jacket
@nemidoonam6963
@nemidoonam6963 4 жыл бұрын
No u
@synergous571
@synergous571 4 жыл бұрын
7 likes wow
@westallen2383
@westallen2383 4 жыл бұрын
Nogla commented and only has 7 likes?
@TheZProject115
@TheZProject115 3 жыл бұрын
@minecraft sucks *COUGH COUGH* it's PUNCAKE *COUGH COUGH*
@urodlivaya_suka
@urodlivaya_suka 3 жыл бұрын
Well that jacket makes Kevin look cute but not as cute as deku
@Longshanks1690
@Longshanks1690 4 жыл бұрын
“Justice is supposed to be blind, so the Judge doesn’t know who is going to suffer.”
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
That's actually kinda deep when you think about it.
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s spin the wheel to see how long you go to jail for murder for!
@Dr.RatioSnail
@Dr.RatioSnail 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it truly is.
@astrofornaught
@astrofornaught 4 жыл бұрын
YOUR USERNAME I CANT
@hizap777
@hizap777 4 жыл бұрын
May the Don bless this judge
@finno5827
@finno5827 4 жыл бұрын
You know the game is good when the menu screen got blood, Stalin and a crossed out family picture
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
It’s perfect for Kevin, the communist/murderer/family man
@kaylal9790
@kaylal9790 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Hi Hello Finn O
@thatoneconcreteworker9202
@thatoneconcreteworker9202 4 жыл бұрын
And a gun... A shortened Makarov Pistol?
@cigan900
@cigan900 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneconcreteworker9202 I think it isn't shortened
@thatoneconcreteworker9202
@thatoneconcreteworker9202 4 жыл бұрын
@@cigan900 okay maybe it isn't yeah you're right.
@andrewhickinbottom1051
@andrewhickinbottom1051 4 жыл бұрын
"I can give you names!" "I already have a name , thank you - i dont need another one" *executes*
@ChloePricesNumberOneSimp
@ChloePricesNumberOneSimp 4 жыл бұрын
*Kevin picks up the gavel* Also Kevin: so anyway, I started slamming.
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM! Sorry, the moment was there.
@diegorincon4673
@diegorincon4673 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing meme reference, but I can’t just say that, I’ll add something more... *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
@artsyhufflepuffer1748
@artsyhufflepuffer1748 4 жыл бұрын
Your profile name fits perfectly with this commet
@sarahfowler3217
@sarahfowler3217 4 жыл бұрын
Technically if you've never seen Kevin at an event we're always watching past Kevin
@Starlightbooper
@Starlightbooper 4 жыл бұрын
*Big brain!*
@alidragon7034
@alidragon7034 4 жыл бұрын
NO! HE'S AN IDIOT
@dudeguy8686
@dudeguy8686 4 жыл бұрын
If you want to get even more technical, by the time your brain processes the signals coming from your eyes, everything you see is in the past, including event-Kevin
@MrDUneven
@MrDUneven 4 жыл бұрын
It's only the Past-Me who has seen Past-Kevin, I don't even know these people.
@varisrevolver4061
@varisrevolver4061 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrDUneven But I'm the future of me before the past you sent the message and I was somewhere else. And past me made decided to watch this video and then scroll down the video and see the previous comment and then I decided to go on this tangent and here we are when past me decided to say all of this and I'm still past me
@jose2226
@jose2226 4 жыл бұрын
kevin: "we're playing blind justice!" *menu music starts* kevin: "we're playing deaf justice!"
@RandomPerson-gt1jt
@RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 жыл бұрын
more like death justice heh heh
@fatmarley6750
@fatmarley6750 4 жыл бұрын
Random Person 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂
@fatmarley6750
@fatmarley6750 4 жыл бұрын
Random Person SHIT THE FUCK UP
@K-7Maylis
@K-7Maylis 4 жыл бұрын
@@fatmarley6750 How do you shit up do you like push in?
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 4 жыл бұрын
​@@K-7Maylis you just shit and then pull it back in
@husband-of-chinggis
@husband-of-chinggis 4 жыл бұрын
"You just got me demonetized! Kill him!" yep, this is definitely a Call Me Kevin video
@GreatSpatula02
@GreatSpatula02 4 жыл бұрын
saying u sent them to jail is tame compared to where their really going.
@MrDUneven
@MrDUneven 4 жыл бұрын
Some one has read their Solzhenitsyn.
@Elizabeth-po1tb
@Elizabeth-po1tb 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes, school
@CheesyGarlicMan
@CheesyGarlicMan 4 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth nooooooooooo
@AmericanCaesarian
@AmericanCaesarian 4 жыл бұрын
SIBERIA TIME!
@Benadryl.Barbarian
@Benadryl.Barbarian 4 жыл бұрын
The courier but has yes mans face as profile pic (i just started playing NV again and im doing the independant ending)
@terminator1148
@terminator1148 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Kevin disregards everyone else's needs for his own sadistic satisfaction.
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin 4 жыл бұрын
"All rise for Judge Kevin." *both lawyers sweat profusely*
@still_your_zelda
@still_your_zelda 4 жыл бұрын
this is why he has Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney at Law MD
@Stusheep
@Stusheep 2 жыл бұрын
@@still_your_zelda grognak is not an attorney
@markmcculfor6113
@markmcculfor6113 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Call Me Kevin Manages to Play 3/4s of the way through a game without noticing the absolutely crucial approval bar 😂😂
@TheDankTiel
@TheDankTiel 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone's doing that awkward walk cz they pissed their pants after knowing that kevin is the judge
@fatmarley6750
@fatmarley6750 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: I’m going to be nice. Poor Random Person: Oh Phew... Kevin: Execute him. Random Guy: WAIT N- “Gunshot”
@medyelice6882
@medyelice6882 4 жыл бұрын
not funny
@Starlightbooper
@Starlightbooper 4 жыл бұрын
very funny
@fatmarley6750
@fatmarley6750 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, people liked my post, I thought I too dumb (EDIT) I guess I am dumb because I didn’t put a “Was” near the end of the sentence I wrote.
@scottbecker4367
@scottbecker4367 4 жыл бұрын
slightly not funny
@fatmarley6750
@fatmarley6750 4 жыл бұрын
Slightly very funny
@Zabullionaire
@Zabullionaire 4 жыл бұрын
French speaker here, the word "Bourgeois" is similar to "Wealthy", so congrats Kevin!
@NickSmith-fe7lp
@NickSmith-fe7lp 4 жыл бұрын
Technically, the bourgeois are the middle class, but the word became associated with the upper class after the Renaissance and the French Revolution, in which the upper-middle class joined the nobles, as they still had enough money, unlike the lower-middle class. Little history lesson for ya there ;)
@dnw009
@dnw009 4 жыл бұрын
@David Lydon Yes all the nobles the peasantry in the city could get their hands on got killed in various ways in the French Revolution. Or some shit like that.
@Graknorke
@Graknorke 4 жыл бұрын
@@NickSmith-fe7lp They were the middle class under monarchy (inbetween labourers and aristocrats), upper class now.
@NickSmith-fe7lp
@NickSmith-fe7lp 4 жыл бұрын
@@Graknorke Yes like I said, but most of the middle class didn't have an army like the nobles to protect them, so they sided with the peasants to avoid being beheaded
@joeking3181
@joeking3181 4 жыл бұрын
Zabullionaire Doesn’t it basically mean business owners and upper-middle class?
@BadWolfSilence
@BadWolfSilence 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s two moods: I’m in the mood to execute or I’m in the mood to SING
@caseyhedges5699
@caseyhedges5699 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey there friends my name is Kevin” = instant happiness
@NamariCo
@NamariCo 4 жыл бұрын
Woman: Please sir im inno- Kevin: You have chosen DEATH!
@AA-xt8hg
@AA-xt8hg 4 жыл бұрын
Me: sees notification of this video Kevin: *plays game about life and death and he is the judge* Also me: oh no
@mrcloak101
@mrcloak101 4 жыл бұрын
“Who needs coffe when you got gunshots?” -Kevin 2020
@yaboijimmy2777
@yaboijimmy2777 4 жыл бұрын
"Why did you have to be a good person, why couldn't you be a dick?!" Kevin has finally learned morals, and us struggling with this new information.
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 4 жыл бұрын
When a doctor listens to Kevin's heart with a stethoscope instead of beats it sounds like "Kill him...Kill him...Kill him...", then Kevin's like "Doctor is everything ok?" Doctor: Um....I quit.
@Yotarnn
@Yotarnn 4 жыл бұрын
"I already have a name, thank you" This is the peak comedy I subscribed for. 10/10
@McKillaboy
@McKillaboy 4 жыл бұрын
Aww, he's wearing his big bad boy jacket! *swoons*
@LynnAgain83
@LynnAgain83 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr?! 😅🔥🔥🏍️
@TheDiamondudez
@TheDiamondudez 4 жыл бұрын
It makes him look cool with a bad boy feel about him
@VeryDAWD
@VeryDAWD 4 жыл бұрын
McKillaboy gay
@TheWalkingClou
@TheWalkingClou 4 жыл бұрын
@@VeryDAWD no u
@jakeperalta1691
@jakeperalta1691 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDiamondudez at what video did he said that again?
@finno5827
@finno5827 4 жыл бұрын
"KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM" -Kevins heart, 2020
@subjectdelta4758
@subjectdelta4758 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m in the mood to execute!” - Kevin when playing Sims 4
@Grayson-tk5hn
@Grayson-tk5hn 4 ай бұрын
-kevin playing any game ever
@DarthYall
@DarthYall 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost my shit laughing in the beginning when that old lady told him about the Tex break 😂 Kevin looked so offended by her stupidity
@luluconacolo2729
@luluconacolo2729 4 жыл бұрын
the only blind thing here is me after directly watching Kevin's skin for too long
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 4 жыл бұрын
"The hills are alive with the sound of American propaganda."
@dfsdfssdfsf9140
@dfsdfssdfsf9140 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin and Graystillplays is a scary combo
@Ticketman99
@Ticketman99 4 жыл бұрын
But still the most ambitious crossover ever. Gonna watch Gray's Blind Justice video...again.
@charondusk5608
@charondusk5608 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine them teaming up for a Sims video.
@Ticketman99
@Ticketman99 4 жыл бұрын
@@charondusk5608 Florida Man and Jim Pickens?!?!?! That's a recipe for disaster...just the thing Kevin and Gray specialize in
@rajansekhar3750
@rajansekhar3750 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, gray used to be so good, but he spiraled into bad, repetitive content
@crookedbuns
@crookedbuns 4 жыл бұрын
2:28 You're making a Cillian with this Judge position, Kevin.
@jknMEMES
@jknMEMES 4 жыл бұрын
9:46 When your dad finally comes home on your birthday
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 жыл бұрын
Justice is blind because you put out her eyes
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
And killed death
@BigMac87963
@BigMac87963 4 жыл бұрын
All hail the dear leader!
@blvckemo_
@blvckemo_ 4 жыл бұрын
You don't deserve first name
@erichelfrich3023
@erichelfrich3023 4 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL JIM PICKENS
@borat3738
@borat3738 4 жыл бұрын
Very Nice
@bobsross9375
@bobsross9375 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: (reads bourgeois) I don’t know what this means Grognak: Am I a joke to you?
@NyikoDoris
@NyikoDoris 4 жыл бұрын
kevin in a leather jacket has me thanking our dear leader for blessing us with the thicc tan irish catholic snacc
@ashleyhohos
@ashleyhohos 4 жыл бұрын
It makes him look cool with a bad boy feel about him
@karentookthekids1032
@karentookthekids1032 4 жыл бұрын
Use enough c's there??
@blvckemo_
@blvckemo_ 4 жыл бұрын
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@faithxanneproudofliam
@faithxanneproudofliam 3 жыл бұрын
@@karentookthekids1032 it's never enough c's
@abifiedler9370
@abifiedler9370 4 жыл бұрын
innocent civilian: kevin: ‘i’m feeling abit vulnerable so i’d rather just kill you if that’s okay’
@youngbarry8788
@youngbarry8788 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else repeatedly rewind his reaction when he got caught taking a bribe and then got assassinated? He actually shit himself a bit 😂
@mr_blvck13
@mr_blvck13 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@Gauckler11HD11TV
@Gauckler11HD11TV 4 жыл бұрын
YES I FINALLY JOINED THE TUNNEL SNAKES
@thehuggingsimmy1765
@thehuggingsimmy1765 Жыл бұрын
Imagining going to court and the judge is like "i don't care what you have to say. You're going to prison." Xd
@kingofthefall.1117
@kingofthefall.1117 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin already killed someone within 44 seconds in the video. 10/10 KZbinr.
@davidortiz7091
@davidortiz7091 4 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY 10 seconds in the game and he already killed someone. This man is amazing
@kierinflanagan1241
@kierinflanagan1241 4 жыл бұрын
That jacket really emphasizes how cool you are with a bad boy vibe about you
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 4 жыл бұрын
Not even two minutes in and Kevin already murdered someone God help the people sentenced to Kevin's court
@danishaccenttv5262
@danishaccenttv5262 4 жыл бұрын
He's gonna give me an offer I can't refuse.... I died xD
@EmmyAndDeskyUnited
@EmmyAndDeskyUnited 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, it's just Kevin doing his day-job.
@annamurr2487
@annamurr2487 4 жыл бұрын
Citizen: "I-" Kevin: "GUILTY.!!"
@jonathanrosskamp324
@jonathanrosskamp324 4 жыл бұрын
"off to jail you go" kevin...thats not jail...thats a labor camp.thats execution but they work for it as a slave
@alioc3298
@alioc3298 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this game basically gives no benefit to making money but Kevin is determined to do it anyway
@Haliceph
@Haliceph Жыл бұрын
12:03 is an elevated tier dad joke
@XeloX
@XeloX 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early it was more like bore ragnarok
@theonlyturtlequeen
@theonlyturtlequeen 4 жыл бұрын
It's always Bore Ragnarok
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
It’s never not bore ragnarok
@jimpickensthe3rd990
@jimpickensthe3rd990 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackbudi its always bore ragnarok
@jackhodgson85
@jackhodgson85 4 жыл бұрын
Your honesty one of my favourite KZbinrs you always make me laugh and smile keep up the good work
@theof4853
@theof4853 4 жыл бұрын
Citizen : walks down the isle staring at him Kevin : so you have chosen death
@JohnSmithWessons
@JohnSmithWessons 4 жыл бұрын
Past Kevin: i'm the judge, jury and executor. Future Kevin:
@spiralphoenix9839
@spiralphoenix9839 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that pretends to text when walking so that you don’t look awkward.
@reverendroar
@reverendroar 4 жыл бұрын
11:56 Classic Kevin- Classic
@queenmolmolly7962
@queenmolmolly7962 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin saying 'caught' is really oddly satisfying. You can hear where the irish accent influence the now eastern US accents
@borisdanyukov8267
@borisdanyukov8267 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Misses. No one is guilty on my watch. Background Music,"La,la,la,laaa" What is your accused crime ? "Missing weapons" And your excuse? They werent mine. INNOCENT
@olivemae1565
@olivemae1565 4 жыл бұрын
why do i spend my evenings waiting for you to upload
@spencerstearns6309
@spencerstearns6309 4 жыл бұрын
That was the most genuine laugh from Kevin I've ever heard.
@Sarah-li5ub
@Sarah-li5ub 4 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh sexy leather jacket Kevin😍we've been blessed today
@gargamel679
@gargamel679 4 жыл бұрын
You know the game is good when there is a picture of Stalin in the menu
@genna2447
@genna2447 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin over here lookin like a og Love the jacket btw u look great
@ashleyhohos
@ashleyhohos 4 жыл бұрын
It makes him look cool with a bad boy feel about him
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin you are the best youtuber ever and your comedy makes me laugh all the time can't wait till you earn your youtube button
@joewillard7867
@joewillard7867 4 жыл бұрын
Please do more this was really entertaining
@AlaborateKane
@AlaborateKane 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin:let's not judge book by it's cover Also kevin : *IF THERE IS NO BOOK, THERE IS NO COVER TO JUDGE.*
@reverendroar
@reverendroar 4 жыл бұрын
11:14 That’s what our dear leader Jim Pickens would say 😂
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 4 жыл бұрын
8:26 Wait, a "forthcoming nobleman" in Soviet Russia? After the Tzar and the nobility had been murdered during the revolution? Whu...?
@Blackdemon91939
@Blackdemon91939 4 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait imma get my leather jacket and leather boots i wanna feel part of the snakes gang
@sneezu
@sneezu 4 жыл бұрын
its like the sequel to papers please, i love it
@SolarMessiah432
@SolarMessiah432 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to go to court, and you walk into the court room to find out that Kevin is the judge
@benjaminadupuis
@benjaminadupuis 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s the most innocent looking woman ever... look, don’t judge a book buy it’s cover, that would be wrong of me...” BOOM! 😂😂😂
@SylviaRustyFae
@SylviaRustyFae Жыл бұрын
I love when Kevin bumbles his way into bein incompetently competent xD Like lettin the inno old lady off after takin a bribe... worth nothing. Or like executin Killian Murphy after readin no crime occurred while not noticin Killian murdered a kid and it was the kid they were talkin about havin done no crime xD
@SylviaRustyFae
@SylviaRustyFae 2 ай бұрын
"You could just kill him; but i want him to suffer, bigot" is probs my single favourite line Kevin has ever said. Its just fantastic, and feels so right
@Ishaan990
@Ishaan990 4 жыл бұрын
2:24 Killian, I'm *Killin' ya*
@brownhag
@brownhag 4 жыл бұрын
Been waiting all day, but is jim able to come out and play
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
That depends, on who he wants to flay.
@hannahgilbert2139
@hannahgilbert2139 4 жыл бұрын
”This puts me in a good mood... I’m in the mood to execute” maniacal laughter
@pumacatmeow
@pumacatmeow 3 ай бұрын
You’re rocking up to the court and see Kevin as your judge. Life quickly flashes before your eyes
@nikkiesona
@nikkiesona 4 жыл бұрын
Day 280 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Nikkiesona
@suicidalminion3427
@suicidalminion3427 4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday JackBudi
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
80: how old my grandpa is.
@lavenderlilac8920
@lavenderlilac8920 4 жыл бұрын
Nikkiesona, never stop; it's your destiny now to wish Kevin happy birthday every day for eternity. ;} Happy birthday to everybody.
@nikkiesona
@nikkiesona 4 жыл бұрын
@@lavenderlilac8920 That sounds like a lovely destiny, but I was planning to stop after day 365.
@VicTor-wg3im
@VicTor-wg3im 4 жыл бұрын
“Killian” Murphy
@Ixicrashmanixi
@Ixicrashmanixi 4 жыл бұрын
And that's the kilian experience!
@lidorgod
@lidorgod 4 жыл бұрын
But who's Ian Muprhy?
@VicTor-wg3im
@VicTor-wg3im 4 жыл бұрын
dead insiide lol he’s was pronouncing Cillian Murphy’s name wrong on purpose, he’s a famous actor and played the scarecrow in one of the newer Batman’s
@VicTor-wg3im
@VicTor-wg3im 4 жыл бұрын
AndreaZvoníčková Damn ure right tf, I just watched an interview where he pronounced it. I’ve watch so much of him and have been pronouncing his name wrong this whole time
@lidorgod
@lidorgod 4 жыл бұрын
@@VicTor-wg3im ooooooooooo
@shooawn
@shooawn 3 жыл бұрын
"who needs coffee when you got gunshots?" Ahh yes reminds me of my country lmao
@DanDCool
@DanDCool 2 жыл бұрын
6:21 lmao not the oOoH naughtynnaughty faceeee---
@Ake-TL
@Ake-TL 4 жыл бұрын
2:19 and that was Killian Experience
@AuroraCouto
@AuroraCouto 4 жыл бұрын
lesson learned, never bribe kevin
@ashleyhohos
@ashleyhohos 4 жыл бұрын
But if you do, make sure it's a lot
@babyj8338
@babyj8338 4 жыл бұрын
Really love your content, Kevin. Funny, easy going, relaxing and the editing keeps my eyes focused (I get distracted easily). You are always a KZbinr I can rely on for that good content I need to chill out after work. Thank you so much for all you do 💕
@RJWorrell
@RJWorrell 3 жыл бұрын
Who needs coffee when you’ve got gun shots 🤣🤣🤣
@Random-ly5oq
@Random-ly5oq 4 жыл бұрын
Loving the coat! It really suits him XD
@bluuumcguffin1053
@bluuumcguffin1053 4 жыл бұрын
Less than a minute in and Kevin has already killed an innocent old lady
@whatthefuckiswater2055
@whatthefuckiswater2055 4 жыл бұрын
"No one told me i could get caught!" - Every Criminal Ever
@toakovika
@toakovika 4 жыл бұрын
“Maybe because it’s blind justice my other senses have been heightened.” Is Kevin Daredevil?
@varisrevolver4061
@varisrevolver4061 4 жыл бұрын
I got scared. During Kevin's intro I heard a laugh. It was Palpatine's and it was own phone
@Xalifore443
@Xalifore443 2 жыл бұрын
Tunnel Snakes RULE!!!
@wafflos9036
@wafflos9036 2 жыл бұрын
Some person: *exists* Kevin: So you chosen..... Death!
@stringedcheese7950
@stringedcheese7950 Ай бұрын
The fact he didn’t even need the bribes to murder everyone and was getting payed by coincidence is just the most classic Kevin scenario ever
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