Putting me in charge of a Prison was a horrible idea

Putting me in charge of a Prison was a horrible idea, like most things
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[@anthognome]

With Kevin's luck, he'd go to prison as a prisoner and end up as the warden before the end of his first day.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

It won't be luck, it would be his special talent of getting other people do things for him by talking to them alone.

[@hellowkyaa]

@WaterMallin WaterBallin uh

[@hellowkyaa]

congrats on heart

[@adamtobroxen3709]

He would go to the wardens office and Jim Pickens would be waiting.

[@aHat69]

it's the luck of the irish, lads!

[@marissa4657]

Someone needs to make a Kevin Simulator so Kevin can play it.

[@anniedangerface]

Oh my goshhh, how do we arrange this? Where are the game developers? Can we pay them? Start a petition!

[@expectedturbulence8475]

Yes please!

[@Carla-wk3mz]

This sounds so interesting. Simulator of playing simulators (and among us ofc)

[@anniedangerface]

@@Carla-wk3mz it makes me want to learn how to code just to make it haha

[@TheDevilsMishap]

He’d lose at it and hate himself more.

[@BigMac87963]

How does Kevin manage to be the nicest person on KZbin while at the same time being a complete psychopath

[@tiazoh]

BRUH SO TRUE

[@irisbreslin1535]

I dont even know but you are completely right

[@Catjamfan]

Cause only truly nice people are aware of bad people. (And hence know how it looks like to turn it up to 100%) Bad people are common and most just see them as "normal".

[@nikkiesona]

And the fact that he started such a wholesome community by playing video games as a psychopath.

[@vomitbowl]

the duality of man

[@pyark]

My biggest fear is waking up as one of Kevin's characters or even worse, one of the side characters.

[@clown8444]

Oh nooo

[@AspiringCrybaby2018]

I have a new worst fear.

[@vn9574]

@@AspiringCrybaby2018 spill it

[@cheeseisherelive753]

Who knows, you could be one of his side characters who eventually becomes one of the biggest parts of his brand 🤔

[@descookie3973]

@Burning Elmo the destroyer of lands yup, I thought @let'sgameitout was the phycopath of youtube but when I found Kevin..

[@vanwheeze]

“putting me in charge of a prison was a terrible idea” isn’t that literally every single sims video??

[@marinapfeifer1811]

My thoughts exactly

[@FemkjeMW]

But that's a great idea

[@JustinY.]

"Putting me in charge of prison was a horrible idea" Correction: Kevin is just roleplaying as the average prison warden

[@randomperson3526]

Wait it’s you

[@IamaPERSON]

I'm just waiting for the prison riot.

[@randomperson3526]

It’s Justin.Y

[@nokachi3339]

Why'd you get here?

[@matthewbajus5102]

Dang u are hella early too

[@luckyduchesse8924]

Kevin : beating up the prisoners. The prisoners : *MiCkEy MoUsE's NoIsEs*

[@mickey4697]

Okay, that is not how I sound!

[@luckyduchesse8924]

@@mickey4697 Well...I think we are at least 70 to think that you sound like that, based on the likes 😂

[@mickey4697]

@@luckyduchesse8924 it is painful to think that people think I sound like that...

[@uselessfact3000]

@@mickey4697 wut

[@bonelessbooks9263]

Me: “Can we have Stanford Prison Experiment?” Mom: “We have Stanford Prison Experiment at home.” Stanford Prison Experiment at home:

[@ZorroTomas94]

😂

[@justin2308]

Pro: It’s ideally better because there’s only one abusive guard. Con: That one guard is Kevin.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If Kevin was in charge of a prison, every prisoner would behave so they can get out of there.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Bro You're every where

[@musicproductions1760]

oh yeah 100%

[@IamaPERSON]

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 if you see him everywhere, aren't you everywhere too?

[@anniedangerface]

@@IamaPERSON dun dun dunnnn

[@IamaPERSON]

@@anniedangerface Ms. ND, how are you?

[@expectedturbulence8475]

The prison choir will win every Grammy.

[@knocks9324]

first

[@FemkjeMW]

More like granny

[@westonrichardson7117]

Pepepopo will grant them grammy's

[@maenad1231]

@@FemkjeMW …huh?

[@ohno8398]

"He's fecking screaming at me like Pingu or some shit" 😂😂😂

[@bullypopful]

Honestly one of the best quotes I've ever heard

[@gabrielv.4358]

rolmfao

[@mr_oreoman]

"He's cowering from the fire extinguisher, trying to punch me and is saying 'My ass is itchy' all at the same time" - Kevin

[@spacesheep_]

“I’m gonna make you my prisoner” -CallMeKevin 2020

[@FruityCottonCandy]

Oh come on, we all know that was Jim Pickens' mask slipping...

[@marinapfeifer1811]

I'm OK with this

[@IamaPERSON]

@@FruityCottonCandy hello, fellow person!

[@nicolekomenda2134]

Yes daddy ! Lol

[@Shyxnne]

Say less

[@SoAdeborable]

Kevin: “He’s fecking screaming at me like Pingu!” Me to myself : *noot noot*

[@rapogirl1391]

Noot noot!

[@wantingchair8253]

noot noot!

[@gandalfthegrey7135]

*noot noot*

[@dudesouls]

𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓣 𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓣

[@sodium7127]

noot noot

[@gwyn0121]

I love how Hufflepuff had a discount House Baratheon Banner

[@sbh6091]

Kevin: tasing the new prisoner The new prisoner: NOOT NOOT

[@theNerevarine090]

cop: "you're under arrest!" Kevin: "they launched the VR version! Hurray!"

[@jamieisfierce]

Prisoner: awebluh amuhq Kevin: *Yes I would like money!*

[@marinapfeifer1811]

Kevin: "who else hates call me Kevin?" *stops to address audience* "not you guys" Also Kevin: has a fan base that adores him, him playing games, him singing, him making friends in game...

[@jamie2686]

For some inexplicable reason, I didn't expect Kevin to be so abusive to his-.. the prisoners.

[@sheyri9]

Game: allows character customization Kevin: instant like

[@JargonMadjin]

Any game with character customization is god tier to me

[@ajruready]

the fact that my roommate walked in the minute Kevin smacked on his headphones and made that "oOOoOoof" noise smh

[@notdrunkjustdrifting5103]

Last week you made Simon watch Trump shaving Vince McMahon';s head at WrestleMania 23 but what do you want him to review this week on Retro Ups And Downs? See last weeks episode here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5rPdKmjl8hmq80

[@jakubport7361]

"He kinda looks like me. Ohh and he's in a prison for murder, that's fitting." Me: *wait... what*

[@dylancarroll4623]

Character: Harmless Crime: Rape Hmmm...no, I don’t think that’s right. There’s a murderer that’s harmless too, what?

[@lemonhoarder3054]

Rapist was a child rapist, murderer was a child murderer. Problem solved, they're absolutely harmless.

[@swirls5000]

I see Mini Ladd is in this prison.

[@AnAverageNerd]

@@lemonhoarder3054 I don't think you know what a child rapist is

[@ruth021]

@@lemonhoarder3054 i dont think child rapists are what you think they are 😃

[@lemonhoarder3054]

@@ruth021 Child rapists are pathetic wastes of space who often get killed in prison for being lower than pond scum. Harmless, so they prey on those who can't defend themselves.

[@MetalGearAusInd]

Kevin: “put simulation in front of anything and I’ll play it” Graystillplays: “ah another man of culture”

[@lyzzee6143]

m favorite comment! i thought the SAME thing!

[@theeagle4463]

Ah yes, a man of culture

[@jackhazardous4008]

These simulator games are weirdly hypnotic. Like roblox tycoon games

[@spongebobmti403]

Well he is right on one thing.... His name is Kevin

[@kate.justkate7320]

Hear me out on this... What if it actually isn’t and he’s been “lion” to us? 🤯😱

[@anarcho-angron6297]

"Maybe if I treat the prisoners badly enough they will lock me up too" Kevin thats not how american prisons work, you can do whatever you want as guard

[@leviussimp5093]

“Character: Harmless, Crime: Rape” HMMM

[@dmv118]

I was just playing Prison Architect earlier. Such a weird coincidence.

[@afroboy8827]

It’s so fun

[@lesigh3410]

@WaterMallin WaterBallin did he now?

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Kevin must have severe ear damage after all those "oof's

[@joshgrant342]

kevin is the only youtuber that makes me forget about my problems and help me have a good time and see the good in life. i’m going through a hell of a rough time rn and kevin really really helps me and it’s just his energy and stuff that helps me distract from all the crap things in life. thank you everyone who read this far, and of course Callmekevin for helping us all through tough times

[@anastasialovesoranges]

I’m kinda late but I hope you’re doing okay

[@channelname7349]

I love how this fell right in line with the stanford prison experiment so perfectly.

[@UwU-ye2hy]

Putting in you anything is a huge mistake at this point XD

[@anniedangerface]

OwO

[@allucid4083]

I can take that in very sexual context y'know?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@allucid4083 don't think too hard about it

[@allucid4083]

@@IamaPERSON loool

[@CrAzyM1ner]

i had a little storke trying to read that hahaha

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

The only good thing that would come out of Kevin running a prison would be that there would be 100% reform from trauma

[@gandalfthegrey7135]

Helping the economy by creating jobs for psychotherapists Good lad this Kevin

[@allyestewart6846]

1:28 any reference to "the incident" gets me

[@PaytonsOwnProductions]

The prisoners’ voices are kinda cute, makes me feel especially bad for them that Kevin’s their guard...

[@callmeturg]

Kevin’s laugh after he found out he could make his own prisoner was so precious

[@Juli-zs1zk]

I am in love with Kevin.

[@Juli-zs1zk]

I know no one cares. But i do

[@callmeturg]

@@Juli-zs1zk I am too:) and I care

[@autismgaming5311]

Turg turg tuuurrrrggg turg trg turrrrrg turg turg

[@anniedangerface]

Helloooo turg! how are you?

[@Awyang]

I swear Kevin has like only 5 shirts, me too

[@NoteToLoser]

I personally like his "witch" shirt

[@hirosnii]

How to impress Kevin in any game: Character Customization

[@ok.17092]

Such a simple man

[@FreeAimDog]

7:24 kevin just stole from himself

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

What movie is your pfp from

[@FreeAimDog]

@@lo0neyt0ons44 rooster from the secret life of pets 2

[@TheIrishDino]

CallMeKevin Simulator would be a great tho

[@NewWaveWill]

Pretty sure he’s been playing prison simulator in sims for ages

[@magdalenabarylska6163]

me: * escapes the prison * some handsome Irish prison guard: * *pspspspsps* * me: "guess I'm gonna go back"

[@W0nkkee]

The prisoners noises makes this so much better

[@Erik-bw9pp]

If Kevin was sent to jail it wouldn’t be surprising if FBI sees all those out of context videos he will definitely get a life sentence

[@axy8265]

i want a voice pack containing every oof kevin made while putting the headphones on

[@lanciocardozo2644]

0:25 my new notification sound.

[@Joniathano]

0:57 Character: Harmless Crime: "M U R D E R"

[@lionwilliams5390]

The Confession is hilarious if you're into weird, funny games. lol

[@gandalfthegrey7135]

Depends on what you mean with "weird, funny games" 😏

[@jediobiwan132]

I found Kevin through his TWD series, would love to see him playing the other Telltale games like Batman and Tales From The Borderlands.

[@DoveJS]

I'd rather see him play the Sam & Max Telltale games or the Wolf Among Us. :)

[@jediobiwan132]

@@DoveJS I never even heard of the Sam & Max Telltales games, they look interesting. And Wolf Among Us is another good one.

[@DoveJS]

@@jediobiwan132 Oh man, the only reason I know about them is because I LOVE Sam and Max! I have a raggedy copy of the original graphic novel, played the original S&M Hit the Road game (I'd love to see Kevin play that too but it's super old and even more linear) and I watched the cartoon series too. Good stuff. :D Wolf Among Us would be pretty interesting to watch Kevin play lol... I don't remember most of the options now but I'm curious how it'd go if he just pissed everyone off. I'd like to see him play the Bone Telltale game too but to be fair that one was meh... great comic series though and there are rumblings of a cartoon series/movie in the works (I forget which but animated either way.) Maybe he should try some Nancy Drew games, if he hasn't already? XD

[@jediobiwan132]

@@DoveJS @J. Stanley Yeah Sam & Max did seem like an old game when I watched a short clip of it, but sometimes the old classics are still great games today. Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic is one such game I think, Kevin played a little bit of it, but it is a massive game. And yeah, Kevin playing the Wolf Among Us game; he'd be trying to make him turn into a werewolf at every opportunity xD

[@DoveJS]

@@jediobiwan132 Yeah, it's still great. I assumed Hit the Road would be hard to find since it came out in 1993 but apparently it's on Steam! Also, Steve Purcell did a few Star Wars crossover comics that are pretty good. :3 That said, it's far more linear than even the Telltale games so Kevin wouldn't have much space for any personal flourishes. True! Werewolf 24/7 and I'm down for that lol. Poor Bigby... poor Toad too. :)

[@samwitherington4386]

"I want to make you my prisoner"- Call me Kevin 2020

[@frankcastle6591]

8:56 the boy with the unicorn tattoo… *pepper sprays prisoner* *cuts to an ad*

[@gummibear3457]

I would be really interested in Kevin playing more The Survivalist. I feel like its a very deep game and could be very fun!

[@skymelone3536]

Did you watch his stream yesterday? He played it there

[@gummibear3457]

I know. The thing i want is another Video.

[@purplep0tamus452]

That "ooooof" made be burst out laughing at work

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

Character: Harmless, Crime: Murder

[@nihilusdirus]

5:26 "I found drugs in the risotto" lives in my head rent free now

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

Can someone make a *"Call Me Kevin Simulator"* and it starts off with him getting hit by a car driven by no other than *Jim Pickens* with *Turg* riding shotgun?

[@irtdor665]

3:52 I shouldn't have expected any less lol.

[@markipleur]

I can't get enough of his videos, as a fellow irishman its nice to see our people making it in the world and he is really helping me through my depression, thank you Kevin we love you

[@SevenEllen]

"If there's any birthday money, I'm taking it!" LOL You couldn't predict this stuff if you tried! XD

[@Potato_Paradox]

Day 6 of asking Kevin to play SCP Secret Laboratory

[@Neverskipwingday]

Yessssssss

[@sabastiansynuria2797]

Yessssssssssssss

[@ethanstahel4822]

That would be so chaotic ,but he would make so many friends

[@alexjakobzgames]

I hate to do this but my mom said I won’t be able to hit 1k subs by Halloween and I’m at 800 plz help

[@grindhouseclown5621]

Kevin is an SCP himself

[@smoochingtime3872]

day 47 of asking kevin to play Dora the Explorer: Journey to Purple Planet I stg I thought he did but I looked it up and got nothing so now I ask

[@clown8444]

Same😕

[@mollyxylyl6543]

"Today were going to the place i deserve to be sent to- Prison." KEVIN WHAT DID YOU DO

[@dsnever3041]

POV- Your anyone associated with Jim Pickens but not the man himself

[@aidenromine1000]

*dead*

[@KrumProdanovGamesWithStory]

We need a "Call Me Kevin Simulator"

[@bartekm_1995]

The best channel I've discovered in 2020, always the best laughs and makes one smile! 😄😊☺️

[@tasty8186]

Kevin: *Makes RTgame in Prison Simulator* Kevin: "Hmm yea looks like me"

[@StackzNpackz115]

I just wanted to thank you Kevin for helping me thru the hardest times of my life no matter how hard shit gets I always make sure to catch your videos n I thank you for that 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜⛓🙏🏻

[@catrinacrawford5418]

This was actually very entertaining! Would love to see more gameplay!

[@alexquade9608]

one of the best videos of yours in a while. i couldnt stop cracking up

[@beelzemobabbity]

Whenever I feel bad, I always come to watch Kevin. It keeps my mind off of it, and makes me happier again.

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

"Today I go to the place I deserve to be sent to..." Me: mental ward? Kevin: "prison" Me: almost (btw this is a joke. I think Kevin is an amazing person ^^)

[@CMK-BigFoot-1420]

Omg.. I had my speed set to .5 earlier and I couldn't understand why he was talking so slowly

[@Alice-ib4cz]

Zimbardo with the Stanford prison experiment be like...

[@tristanfranks1434]

Kevin, I just wanted to say that you lightened me up in my darkest days and you've made me laugh through depression. You've inspired me and my brother to start a channel one day were we can help people and make people laugh just like you did all of us

[@OnlyHopeRemainsTTV]

"Kevin at the movies" made me actually laugh out loud.

[@erikboydston4476]

Now now Kevin, this just seems like a chance to make even more friends

[@ZvalatDa1st]

This is by far my favorite Callmekevin vid. Plz do more of these

[@hashtagruchika5962]

Love your videos Kevin! Keep up the good work!!!

[@dynodan9234]

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

[@anniedangerface]

💙

[@IamaPERSON]

:)

[@clown8444]

@@anniedangerface yup

[@ArcanistShion]

Ok you people can stop with these comments, he's done this for a long time.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ArcanistShion And you can stop being disrespectful, but until then, I think he should keep going.

[@47s_Arcade]

Petition for Kevin’s new permanent intro to be 0:52

[@konnstanova98]

I cried with laughter lmao . Brilliant video

[@anthonysilverio619]

Mr. Kevin sir... I have to ask for more of this. Its some of the funniest stuff.

[@hetty2277]

"I would pay for new oof noises" *moaning oof noises*

[@th3glu3king42]

I like how througyhthe first third of the video he thought he was going tobe a prisoner lol

[@jeromyrschootz475]

My favorite video from you in a long time lol hilarious man!

[@aatukuorikoski7240]

Would like to see more of this, one of the best videos in a long time

[@RobertHappy15]

Aww you missed the setup for "Your Nachos? They're Not-chos now!". haha

[@gtankcorsi8018]

places Thanos couldn’t break out of

[@yourmatenoel5128]

Yes I have found you once again

[@gtankcorsi8018]

@@yourmatenoel5128 you’re like a detective man

[@yourmatenoel5128]

@@gtankcorsi8018 lmao

[@lucascyr98]

I nearly choked on my soup when I heard the "DLC Oof" sound at 0:20 - ish

[@T20Gaming]

i remember the good ole times when kev would play modded gta iv i used to love those videos

[@galaxyrose15]

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at the noises they make hahaha

[@imainbuck-_-9942]

This game is amazing keep playing it 😂

[@Linkwarrior77]

I have also had a rough here and your videos help me so much! You are so freaking funny 😆 love your channel

[@Stuart267]

Games coming out finally on November 4th. Please do more of these videos Kevin this had me rolling

[@Marcmax14]

Will love to see a return of the desktop goose :D maybe you could bring him back in a future Among Us video? :) Think you can put you own photos to the goose and he will bring them on like he normal do with he"s own, for that could be more fun and something different for the goose as well :P

[@paulbrown8443]

Day 1 of Reminding Kevin that he’s my favorite youtuber

[@thomascreationstudios2371]

Kevin I love your videos and they have helped me to not end everything I love you and I hope you continue up the good work

[@JustDemix]

gonna use this as an example in my sociology paper on positions of authority leading to a power complex and abusive tendancies

[@manologamerss5801]

Tip: If someone is trying to attack you, you can use someone else as a shield and they´ll start to fight. Another tip: If you attack either a guard or a prisioner with the stick once they´ll begin to attack you