Papers Please but far more violent

Papers please but far more violent. Look it said the guy was a suspect, what was I supposed to do? Not hit him with my pitchfork?
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[@otherben4310]

If I was crossing the border and I saw Kevin I would just accept my fate and walk out

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart!

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

good boy

[@splosh2070]

You could only walk out if Kevin didn't murder you first and stab your car with a pitch fork

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@splosh2070 yes

[@Nah-NoNeed_]

More dangerous than Chuck Norris with a BB Gun.

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

Kevin loves playing as a psychopath, but his pure shock when the knife actually hurt the guy was priceless.

[@MayHugger]

I know this is just a joke, and it's enjoyable to watch, but actual psychopaths don't act like this.

[@stevendemayo3631]

@@MayHugger You mean the funny youtube man isn't an actual psychopath? Color me shocked!

[@MayHugger]

@@stevendemayo3631 Honestly wouldn't be that shocking if some popular ones were. They're extremely good at blending in and being charismatic.

[@jollygood4749]

@@MayHugger I'm colored and shocked

[@MayHugger]

@@jollygood4749 Ok

[@kactusman6194]

"You got anything in there that's not allowed over the border?" "Yes." "Fair enough, I trust ya."

[@zkyrus1873]

He trusts ya cus you were honest.

[@nickmuffin1722]

@@zkyrus1873 sounds like that "total happiness in the world just increased" comic scene, which you could result in a war.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Good he didn't see my counterfeit potatoes 😁

[@mitchellarcher5083]

It's legal in my borders. Not sure about Irish borders 🤔

[@Corner-for-Assorted-Oats]

Yeah this is pretty much how smuggling things into the U.S goes

[@kodakkushi]

Imagine you’re planning to cross the border and you see a tall pale Irish man with a pitchfork.

[@tetchedink7980]

In russia

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@tetchedink7980 Kevin: *waves pitchfork and throws potato* "Ey, komrad vladimir vladisov of vladistan!" *walks up to man* You got contraband?" Passerby: "Um, n-no, sir." Kevin: "Ní chreidim é sin." ("I don't believe that" in irish) Passerby: "Uh, what?" Kevin: *ahem* "Uh, I meant ya etomu ne veryu." ("I don't believe that" in russian) Passerby: *gets a bit confused and annoyed at the fact the russian border police spoke irish* "Chert poberi ("Damn it" in russian), komrad! You let me in or what?"

[@aidan8614]

@@Emil_Stoltz what

[@justalittleturtle5600]

Oh the horror.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Papers Please But far more violent" We're doing this the Jim way, i see

[@forgottenhistory1554]

This comment filled me with hope

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@forgottenhistory1554 lmao, hello fellow danganronpa fan

[@forgottenhistory1554]

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 the series just ya know clicks with callmekevin fans

[@gowatchbonesprettyplease1038]

Despair sux hope rulz

[@johndunn6756]

And if there is no violence, they are put in a forced labor camp. IT IS JIM PICKENS!!

[@MegaGeekyKiki]

“But far more violent” so basically standard Kevin

[@ksi4820]

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[@FlyingAlligatorJet]

@@ksi4820 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJyThKCnl6d8prM

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

And that's just facts 😁

[@hrhargyll]

“My only way out is to become an axe-murderer!” It’s usually your way in as well, Kevin. And your way round, up, down and through; well done for restraining yourself. Edited for “you’re/your” sheesh.

[@ksi4820]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6urf5hmitVsfKM

[@grieferguy]

or maybe a crossbow killer?

[@sharonb3939]

e

[@Joel-rm7fz]

e

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Can I Axe you a question ? 😁

[@montanarose4622]

Plot twist: Kevin got hit by that car because he was outside the theatre doing this shit to passerbys.

[@eddiecowen2624]

Driver: Take this you imperialistic Basterd!

[@Kiwi033]

"No food over the border" Me, with my 5 bags of name brand Irish potatoes: "are you open to bribes?"

[@chanellethomas6886]

I wonder how he tells his potatoes apart from counterfeits 😂

[@1umbreon4life]

Only an Irishman would understand

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@1umbreon4life A russian irishman!

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@chanellethomas6886 The smell, komrad!

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@Emil_Stoltz The taste. Mmmmm, dirt.

[@callmeturg]

ASMR and Kevin need to make a buddy cop movie

[@superassbeater5908]

Torg

[@reboot000]

@@superassbeater5908 ORA

[@samisha5834]

@@reboot000 MUDA

[@charimayd5835]

Eh

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Kevin is the new-hire and ASMR is the grizzled-detective-that-doesn't-do-things-by-the-book-but-by-god-he-gets-results.

[@sopapia2261]

Kevin as a police officer: *“Are...are those counterfeit potato’s? LIFE SENTENCE NOW”*

[@ScaryWombat]

Plot twist: they're onions.

[@violingineer7862]

He was joking about counterfeit potatoes, but the game literally had "food" as contraband. Kevin turned out to be not as wrong as he though.

[@epicmoose109]

The onions are then big beans

[@danielled8665]

What’s a counterfeit potato? A yam?

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

so they got off lightly should of been a death sentence

[@kyliemoore9013]

Kevin: "got anything not allowed over the border" Me: *sitting here eating my soup* "ah crap"

[@xmarksthespot1372]

lol Dude you better not let Kevin find out! XD

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

you don't eat soup 😉

[@rachell.5555]

I see no soup, absolutely no soup here, there is precisely 0 soups here

[@1umbreon4life]

At least it's not frogs. Imagine someone trying to hide from Kevin that they went looking for frogs.

[@drewnames651]

*hit with pitchfork*

[@acidsugarz]

"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the Waterford border, right? Walked right into that CallMeKevin who took all 3,000 of your apples, same as us"

[@Emil_Stoltz]

"Damn you, capitalists! Soviet was fine until you came along. Russia was nice and easy..."

[@jessicamay9587]

Not gonna lie I did put my hands in the air when I saw that intro

[@Emil_Stoltz]

You did good job, komrad. Now you enter russia!

[@jennilah]

"no food over the border" "but this is my lunch-?" this is actually a whole mood as someone who (precovid) frequently has to take a bus or train over the border and they make you speed eat or throw out food before arriving

[@DeathnoteBB]

That sounds horrible

[@birchiebaby]

where is that if i may ask?

[@jennilah]

@@birchiebaby us/canada border. There's a ton of fine print about it, some stuff is allowed and some isn't, but it's really annoying and not worth the fight. I just get lunch once I'm crossed.

[@Green-vw5vr]

Kevin: "Anything thats not allowed over the border?" Me: I hope he doesn't see all my propaganda against the government

[@bobbeii]

what is ur problem,me say alone ramp

[@ksi4820]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6urf5hmitVsfKM

[@SigmaSyndicate]

That's only not allowed if it's propaganda against the Chinese government, or any acknowledgement that Taiwan is a country that exists.

[@deyash4602]

@@ksi4820 what?

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

I hope he doesn't see my counterfeit potatoes

[@lunatick9792]

"No you can't come in, your car is broken!" "You broke it!" Ah, yes. The pure chaotic energy of this man.

[@mads6089]

I like how as soon as Kevin got a knife he immediately attacked someone

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

"You are under arrest for being rude and hurting my feelings! The punishment is... *D E A T H"* Relatable somehow.

[@claudia-7917]

Modern internet

[@ChelsWithTheGoodHair]

Me: You got the stuff? Kevin, with a bag of Irish Potatoes: Yes

[@Emil_Stoltz]

*slowly reaches into pocket, takes out money and whispers* Alright, komrad, here money. But not tell boss, ok? He kick my ass.

[@dajanah3152]

The only contraband I will bring is pure, undiluted love.

[@superbtrilogy5049]

Pls stay away from schools.

[@bluezebra2759]

Love spelled backwards

[@catinathermostat6416]

Get on the ground!

[@pluto3194]

@@bluezebra2759 *gasp* Love backwards spells... CONTRABAND!

[@bluezebra2759]

@@pluto3194 commander! This man needs a promotion!

[@pab3682]

- "I'm reminding you, how good you are at chess." O'Reilly, Alexa at 22 PM, 23.02.2021

[@MasterCKing]

Kevin: "I Hate counterfeit Potatoes" Me: *Pushing Box with Rocks painted like Potatoes under the desk*

[@kylegovinder1796]

The thing I love most about Kevin is his consistency in saying obvious things in his video titles - "But I pick all the bad options" "But things go terribly wrong" "But I cause an extinction level massacre because my waiter offered me soup"

[@bricksoups]

and it’s never clickbait ♡

[@Parlay007]

Kevin just shined a flashlight in my eyes and confronted me about my weed.

[@lizparylo7445]

Lmfaoooooo, me

[@user-ht2mi4fv6g]

So when's the funeral?

[@hishamjalal9078]

Yeah me too. Gotta be honest, it was kinda uncomfortable.

[@AizaakThurston]

Finds a guy selling scalpels and doesn't even try and harvest any organs at all smh

[@robinvp7921]

When you realize the FIRST person he let in was WALENTY.

[@eggman37]

DUN DUN *DUNNNN*

[@syb6133]

We should all take a moment to appreciate Kevin with his funny humor, and the fact he puts a smile on our faces.

[@zeis2127]

No

[@LilVeehive]

I can't tell if this is literally or figuratively

[@syb6133]

@@LilVeehive literally

[@LilVeehive]

@@syb6133 well.. uhh I meant literally like in a serial killer way. Putting a smile of a mouth they cut on your face. But I guess that also makes sense..

[@syb6133]

@@LilVeehive Oooooh😂 well you could say that if youd like

[@XOmangoXO]

8:45 “Murderer! -$500” Who knew murder was so cheap

[@sushidog5312]

“Hey naughty boys”-Kevin 2021

[@thatonekid-3661]

I love that line so much

[@pedrostormrage]

16:26 "You can't mark parts that you've already damaged" The game has anti-Kevin measures :P

[@tallish9417]

All those darn counterfeit potatoes, always pretending like they're Kevin™ brand! It makes me sick.

[@datoneweirdo2524]

I spy bill cypher

[@cratethecrate]

I can't believe I got the RT brand instead...

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@cratethecrate Disgustang!

[@chelnahtheegghead]

Last time I was this early, Default wasn’t a character yet.

[@xmarksthespot1372]

That's a good one actually lol!

[@seidimeow]

it's the subtle mud on the tires for me 🤠

[@chelnahtheegghead]

I love how Kevin claims he didn’t know the knife would hurt the people trying to come through. 😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

Tbf with games like this usually you can’t hurt NPCs, your attacks just pass through

[@ediotingine6854]

The fact that Kevin said “Put it in H” makes my day. Does it also get three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene?

[@moxgirl5]

Lmao I think this game is set in that country that no longer exists 😂

[@Lustie]

Kevin always says, “Hey there friends, how’s it going?” but he never asks, “Hey there friends, why is it going?” :(

[@Daerilys]

What

[@liahamilton8931]

@@Daerilys who

[@juubishinju551]

@@liahamilton8931 Where

[@toffeefawn5177]

@@juubishinju551 when

[@mazariqe]

Why

[@mahmoudbenselma1857]

Kevin it’s not about u trusting me it’s about me trusting u.

[@pumpkinpie6130]

Border Patrol Kevin: 8:34 "Oh his photo didn't match? I didn't know I should be looking at that"

[@mspinktm]

I love it when Kevin plays weird indie games, was starting to miss them.

[@poplol77]

I love your content a tremendous amount ! I love the way you full screen game play but still show your face during the video at moments, your jokes are actually funny versus most others, and I feel so involved as if we are actual friends and its pretty comforting, and nostalgic. Lol random comment sorry but have a great day ♡

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

It was a dark day for Acaristan when Kevin discovered how to use the knife

[@GoEvenHarder]

1:50 "Toyota!"

[@Marka301]

"anything funky that i should be aware of ?" *me with my 10 bags of doritos in the backseat* : **intense silence**

[@harryarm123]

Now two Irish youtubers have played this game, one actually tried and the other killed everyone

[@Emil_Stoltz]

And then we have one florida man who literally did all the horrible things kevin didn't do.

[@user-yu5qh9ey1j]

Hey there friends! That is all.

[@captain_awesome2134]

How's a goin?

[@theblackmamba914]

Counterfeit potato

[@SourAsters]

Top comment

[@jak7826]

@@captain_awesome2134 my name is kevin

[@Wild_Legend]

Hey there friend

[@redgang3848]

Kevin the best driver, the way he ramped the road block 😂😂

[@sayber2th891]

Been watching Kevin for a year now and i still cant predict the next chaotic evil step he will take like this man is evil perfection incarnate 😂😂 God bless this man Its like Kevin houses two personalities one being an angel and the other being a thief who will steal solely to annoy his poor victims, and both personalities are active at the same time omg

[@kuraihikari13]

Something more violent than normal Papers Please? This is just Jim Pickens' normal daily activity! _help im in the basement_

[@husband-of-chinggis]

ahaha praise the dear leader amirite! _we'll get you out of there i swear_

[@liahamilton8931]

@@husband-of-chinggis ahahaha _wait for backup_

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@liahamilton8931 jayzus i love this religious organisation _deploying the mtf squad_

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@husband-of-chinggis Jim pickens sure is a great leader! -He's forcefeeding me potatos-

[@doc_artwork]

Kevin: "Anything that's not allowed over the border?" Me: Slowly puts down fat joint *cough* *cough*

[@kendallstauffer689]

*Murders suspect before putting him on trial* *Loses game* "I don't understand! You said he was a suspect!" 😂😂😂

[@samdeakin7380]

I think my heart legitimately stopped when those barrels exploded

[@natedrake7163]

Kevin pulls over the rear passengers

[@pederkjsnes7307]

"You got anything in there that's not allowed over the border?" No *hides apples and lunch* "Fair enough, I trust ya."

[@dropsofmarsarchives1823]

I love how when he's doing the police gag in the beginning, he's pointing the flashlight into the back seat.... where children would usually be seated. He's accosting children looking for contraband lol

[@kodakgreen6047]

He went to all the trouble of destroying the truck driver at 7:33's truck looking for contraband, but just ignored the fact that he had no permit to enter the country

[@cyanide3263]

Calling it now, Kevin doesn’t listen to any of the instructions and murders everyone... Edit: Many door openings and mispronunciations later, and yep, I was right.

[@bananasinfrench]

That's like calling the hand of a clock on 5 will land on 6 next

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Kevin doesn't listen to instructions? Ye feckin' tink?

[@minecraftmelon1762]

Watching Kevin before I go to bed with a glass of water and ice is now a key part of my daily routine 😆

[@chelseyalvillar23]

9:30 Kevin arresting that man "for no reason" had an expired license 😂😂

[@Dannyb1022]

"I keep coming back!" So guess we are in a Vivarium or Dead End type sequel, where you are forced to choose whether people can enter your country forever? Plausible.

[@thisisnotmybeautifulhome2100]

intro pov: kevin coming for your illegal marinara

[@Emil_Stoltz]

I hope he doesn't see my illegally bought coke and pepsi!

[@Hannahhsflhh]

i love the classic headphone slap

[@Emil_Stoltz]

It's like the jacksepticeye high five but you slap the shite out of your ears instead:)!

[@MsNikkieMichelle]

Imagine road tripping through customs and seeing a Kevin standing there with a pitchfork, wielding a flaming torch in the other hand, smoking a blue crayon dangling between lips and as soon as you roll up he’s jabbing at your tires? That’d be some special sight.

[@MathWiz911]

Little do you know I’m smuggling soup into Ireland

[@joeysteel4658]

Kevin asking me if I have contraband: Me with my 6 Jim Pickens posters in the trunk: 👁👄👁

[@Emil_Stoltz]

That's good kevin propaganda though:D!

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

I have this Jim Pickens plushie in here, but it's harmless. Okay I'm glad you trust me

[@muskett2350]

9:39 It has the same energy as "The crime is your foul existence, the sentence is DEATH"

[@deathtrooper2048]

I definitely would feel safe around Kevin or Jim pickens. Definetly don't need help.

[@diggoryjaydark97]

I played this game a week ago and I spent my whole time breaking people's Windows

[@jaykay030]

This is exactly the kinda game I subbed for.. a random game in which you have a job dealing with NPCs which you can do badly while also having the option to murder everyone. I think Kevin always makes those very fun.

[@SuperLovelessgirl]

The reel of Kevin trying to say the name of the country had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@Trenton461]

15:15 “alright now back home” he says, before driving back to work

[@Tay-ge2gf]

I didn´t know Kevin was a member of Hololive since he is also playing "Papers Please"

[@germonicx1147]

Kevin's intro: me smoking a fat doink...no oo oo🙄

[@1984Knife]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that he uploads every day at this point? Man's working his stuff off for us. Thanks Kevin for putting out so much quality content within such a short time span.

[@busterboy5321]

0:00 “No officer Kevin, only drugs”

[@totalgr3e262]

When i first read the title i thought it said “papers please but far less violent” and i was like “that doesn’t sound like kevin

[@j.6974]

"Welcome to...uh...The Republic of Ireland." Ah yes, Ireland, notoriously accessible by land. I guess there are a lot of foreigners trying to fly into Northern Ireland and get into the country

[@eviljoe9548]

"I just need to keep right at the forks" -first left "Oh feck a shortcut!"

[@Xaychedelic]

1:33 Leaving all the doors open is one way of making someone's life unpleasant 😂

[@Hippowarz]

“Do you have anything in there I should be worried about” me: I have a gun. “Alright fair enough”

[@matthewplancon]

As a person from the US, when Kevin did his pulling us over skit I was like “why am I in the backseat completely forgetting that the Irish drive on the wrong side of the road too

[@vt6031]

No... You drive on the wrong side of the road

[@SovietUnionCCCP]

1:19 “11 pm” 1:07-1:20 (my anthem playing) 7:54 (Waluigi) “WEH”

[@dothedandy]

love how you play these kinda games! hope to see more in the future!!

[@chriswashingtonbeats]

I saw Kevin at a grocery store in Cork yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen tins of soup in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to lag and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the tins and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent the death of Jim Pickens,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a real person. After she scanned each tin and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@jjsloan1035]

I have no reason to doubt this is true!

[@ecclesiasticman4417]

1:24 the "wha" got synced.

[@johnnyvarsity6563]

Kevin is the most aggressive and violent border patrol officer, I'd love to have him guard the entrance to my country.

[@amandinerousseau7033]

Me rolling a joint: Kevin asking if i have something i shouldn't have Me: 👁️👄👁️

[@nobodyshome1660]

So is no one gonna talk about how this is a completely different style than the real “papers please”?

[@Cmonster-hr6tq]

Kevin making people suffer since 2019

[@marissaotto3338]

One of my favorite videos by Kevin lately, keep up the great work!

[@jamieantonsson8617]

this game is WILD. i absolutely love it lmaooo, it's so much fun to play

[@lucasandersons]

Im sorry officer Kevin I was driving in Ireland without my whiskey.

[@captainmustard3837]

Day 2 of telling Kevin he's the best Irish KZbinr

[@minecraftmelon1762]

I believe this is a fact :)

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Kevin: *sees suspicious guy* Kevin: murders him me: Good Job!

[@ruben7420]

Kevin has such a good dog. it sits on his desc all video. not even moving! and the best part is that it is wearing a tux

[@pikoparty3038]

Kevin please don’t speak as though this is your first time being violent

[@lionwilliams5390]

Look up The Test Trilogy on Steam.

[@aleksandrafurmaniak9744]

0:24 relatable in Poland our problem is with counterfit pierogi

[@lumbarchumps7567]

8:39 best moment .... WHAT GAME LOST ?!? You said he was a suspect .... “yeah for littering “