Half Blood Prince but Hogwarts is horrible

[@RiddleSnowcraft]

First the record scratch sound effect in the last episode, now the zoom on Slughorn's face. It's like this game was specifically produced to be showcased on this channel.

[@zakoboy5465]

Riddle Snowcraft first comment for no reason

[@dakotahogue]

It’s “magical”

[@skbnzo]

ok boomer

[@dewtts]

I don’t know what parts you edited and what parts are just the game

[@ooooo2680]

666 likes lol

[@ElinorMahoney]

*record-scratch*

[@crossbones116]

"What about Ron Magic?" offered Ron.

[@britishpigeon838]

crossbones116 . Hell yeas

[@meghannc3583]

B E E F W O M E N

[@Xehanort10]

After that he ate Hermione's family. Because according to the bot Ron's appetite extended to cannibalism.

[@tomo4977]

"Ron was always the handsome one" Harry muttered to himself quietly...

[@TheItzal11]

Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself

[@vitkozusky6630]

1:35 I had to do a double take. Legit thought it said Noisy Hitler.

[@littlerosebud4959]

Me too XD

[@harritran8284]

Lol

[@FluorescenttheGirl]

3.

[@AJPwny]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who made that mistake.

[@MxAriDuck]

7.

[@DeathnoteBB]

One of my favorite things about some of the Harry Potter games (like Order of the Phoenix) was that trying to navigate the school felt like you were actually there. It was a goddamn puzzle in itself.

[@ostwind7031]

DeathnoteBB I loved walking through the school so much

[@BrynnBeverly]

I recognize your pfp...were you ever on YIAY?

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@BrynnBeverly I... don’t think so? If so I would like to see it XD But I am around many videos

[@BrynnBeverly]

@@DeathnoteBB lol one of the people in the YIAY songs has the same pfp but their name was beth smith

[@marsenpai9078]

yeah it's incredible nobody ever modded the game to get us the hogwarts legacy... 10 years sooner. They could have made a dlc, they just had to write a story and have a character editor. Everything was already done...

[@FeverSwampHL]

You know in every singe HP game the one thing that has stayed constantly the same is the Gryffindor Common room. Always so warm and cozy with the same layout.

[@SeriousGuy]

I unintentionally smile every time Kevin laughs

[@TheLexusKitsune]

Serious Guy because Irishmen have naturally contagious laughter

[@Remls]

5:53 why did that sync so perfectly with his lips

[@dappercrown46]

Editing my boy

[@helmi9937]

today we are playing *harold peiter and the half blood prance* sounds feckin amazing

[@anthonyortiz3142]

helmi Kevin for Harold Peiter!!!

[@MrLinks01]

He doesn't have enough blood for a full prance. D:

[@josephwright4222]

sounded like idubzzz

[@CapnSlipp]

It’s ”half-brood“. ”Half-blood“ sounds scary and grotesque and not safe for our kids.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@joshcb3540]

Harry Potter games are such a strange progression. From unintentionally hilarious to great to weird to unbelievably boring. Its like a different studio made every game without playing or even considering what the last one was like.

[@spicybeantofu]

Im pretty sure thats what happened.

[@experiment6824]

i enjoyed the chamber of secrets tbh. shit was the titties.

[@SuperNintendawg]

Great way to put it. Also they varied so wildly between platforms.

[@werewulf2484]

Experiment I had chamber of secrets and prisoner of Azkaban and they were great

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Just like the movies

[@kael2450]

"ROMILDA!!"

[@hugoalynstephens9166]

"A BEAN- WE'RE OUTNUMBERED!"

[@dr.bright6272]

Ron-Hilda!

[@SpanxOdyssey94]

Slughorn’s tampered memory in the book and movie: Vague and clearly omitting a crucial piece of information. Slughorn’s tampered memory in the game: “I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HORCRUXES!”

[@dr.bright6272]

In the book rather than give a response to Tom his memory filled with fog and he screamed 'I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HORCRUX'S AND EVEN IF I DID I WOULD NEVER TELL YOU, YOU MONSTER!!!" At which point Dumbledore said he had messed with his memory and Harry needed to get the real one anyway he could.

[@everythingsalright1121]

Levicorpus + charge stupefy shotgun = how to beat every fight in this game

[@everythingsalright1121]

Yeah I believe at the burrow the enemies there need two of those comboes to die, but still, its hilariously easy. I never got why the combat was so hard to get right in these games. In the Order of the Phoenix, every spell felt useless except for Expelliarmus and Protego (and if I remember right, Expelliarmus was actually needed to "knock out" enemies when their HP got low, no other spell could do that). Meanwhile in this game you just cast either Expelliarmus or Levicorpus, Charge Stupefy as you walk up to them, and smush it in their face for an instant kill on 99% of the enemies. lol

[@emblemblade9245]

I mean that’s basically what they do in the movies lol

[@plutonix5792]

The camera during the running sections of the game is just so funny to me. It's like the camera guy is frantically trying to keep up with Harry while having a Go-Pro strapped to his head.

[@rinahaimson8805]

Why am I sitting here watching a guy playing a horrible Harry Potter game? Because it is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen, and I have also watched the rest of the videos in the series.

[@AmayirotAkago]

9:20 Slughorn's delivery is fecking amazing xD

[@akufromthefuture7159]

*ron in flitwick's class "WE'RE OUTNUMBERED!!!!"

[@tealishpotato]

Ron gets drugged with a love potion, and then nearly killed by poison. Hermione: "You don't remember _anything?_ Ugh, *HONESTLY* Ron!" This does not seem like a healthy relationship.

[@Corrupted_flesh]

Their relationship doesn't seem healthy at any point in the story. They also have nothing in common and zero chemistry, it's so forced and stupid (sorry for the rant lol)

[@dr.bright6272]

You didn't memorize anything about the poison? How dare you Ron!

[@rkrokberg]

7:00 «Aurora Borealis? At this time of day? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?»

[@rumham6703]

Krokberg may I see it

[@ally939]

Rum Ham no

[@Hackleton]

@@ally939 well you're an odd fellow, but I gotta say. You steam a good ham

[@missregal_]

It might be more common than you think

[@BBCTwoIdentFan101]

@@Hackleton SEYMOUR!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

[@snapdragon8093]

3:15 I have been replaying Nick's sigh for almost 5 minutes. It is just unexplainably hilarious to me X'DDD. I have a headache from laughing so hard.

[@Angel_Billy4-30-23]

I love watching you play the Harry Potter games. So much nostalgia. Thank you for bringing back so many memories for me. My siblings and I would play these games all day and all night because we didn't have a memory card so we couldn't save the game so we would have to get up extremely early in the morning and play it all freaking day until about 3 or 4 the next morning. It was pretty crazy having to keep doing that just to see how far we could get in the game but then it sucked because after all that effort and work, we would have to shut the game off to go to bed eventually. Or sometimes we would just leave the game running and take like a 2 hour nap so that we could get up and continue playing it. We eventually finished it too and all without a memory card too. Ahhhhh crazy days they were, crazy ass days. So yeah, thank you for playing these games for us. Like I said, it brings back so many memories watching you play these.

[@kitkat_5425]

This comment makes me so happy 😌

[@dkjcb3993]

oh yes. the absolute SWAGGER of love-sick ron's walk is amazing. this is the best part of the game

[@britishpigeon838]

Hey Kevin because of you I unirocilly say feck now . Thank you so much . 😑

[@CallMeKevin]

You are fecking welcome!

[@locallysourcedgrains]

SAAAME it's both amazing and a problem. i'm not even irish :/ but feck it who cares

[@Dragonfire511]

me too lol

[@arumikahaven]

SAME!

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

Call Me Kevin organize your playlists >.

[@wind-flower]

Ginny looks FECKING terrifying

[@TXFDA]

"No thanks, I'm on my way to Potions-" "I'm not asking!" gives off the same energy as the Pokemon trainers not letting you walk past without battling them, just because you dared to walk into their line of sight.

[@allergiccloud9232]

Harold Peiter, Her-mine-knee, and Wendell

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

ron is still the normal ron dont worry becuse every game ron is weird

[@dr.bright6272]

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 I miss when Ron was an unidentified substance. Now he's kinda part of the human race

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@dr.bright6272 he got turned permeble with the power of fire and ice magic and loads of naps

[@MissMiffed]

“Ringoooo wud be upset” had me creased.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

"everyone cast ricktussempra

[@BuhBaBiBeBo]

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 "*WE'RE OUTNUMBUHED*"

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@BuhBaBiBeBo "THERES TO MENY OF THEM

[@MrGizzyRey]

"you've GOT to get rid of her Harry." 😱 "Alright I'll kill her."😒

[@crimbleland]

“I’ll just smear a bit of peanut butter on your portrait later” 😂😂😂

[@MacySpitfire]

11:05 " Why have him on the team if you gonna be like that" You saying like you're never be in the high school.... oh wait

[@thomasdecolle]

9:34 “Locked,” said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost.

[@shadowheart4816]

Hey, did you know there's a Harry Potter Quidditch game? I played it on GameCube when I was younger, it might be on PC. I think you'd... enjoy it, you should try it out!

[@darcyallen1657]

Shadow Heart it is on pc, played it heaps

[@REVANSBACK]

Shadow Heart I played that one too. It plays a lot more like a soccer game though, I'd say. No flying through fecking hoops.

[@shadowheart4816]

Darcy Allen Ok yay! Hopefully he'll play it then :)

[@shadowheart4816]

REVANSBACK 😂😂Exactly.

[@DCGMatthew1]

Half Blood Prince, more like, Half Bore: Ragnarok.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

8:13 okay I have this game on the Wii and this damn puzzle is the reason I never passed it. That was a couple years ago I still have it

[@kittencorp.3295]

6:50 elixir to induce euphoria... they’re definitely making drugs in Hogwarts

[@dr.bright6272]

"It's a new type of potion called 'Ecstasy' and as the best student in potions you're in charge of making it Harry." Dumbledore explained calmly.

[@alvianekka80]

"Ron... We need to cook"

[@isabelled.7732]

Omg this whole game is Quidditch, potions, and random kids assaulting Harry.

[@katz5156]

I am rewatching all your HP playthroughs and I am so entertained. I forgot how absolutely hilarious these games are! 🤣

[@Trustworthy_McLegitimate]

wait, they used the character model of the actor who played as Crabbe, but that actor himself wasnt in the movie. He was in prison for weed possession.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Is there any reason a gun wouldn't be more powerful than wands or magic? I mean you won't have time to cast a shield spell or anything from the moment it fires until the bullet hits you, and it seems like this magic takes forever to actually kill people. I'm thinking it would be an Indiana Jones vs the swordsman situation. Also loved the video the part at "Alright, I'll kill her" got me :D

[@spicybeantofu]

Depends on which majick lore. In the harry potter world most likely.

[@the_last_ballad]

Well 1. a gun is less versatile. You can only do one thing with it, so people are going to question why you have one when spells can accomplish the same thing, or nonleathaly deal with a person(disarm, knock them out, make them tap dance, etc.) And 2. Petego creates a physical barrier that can create a physical barrier or even knock back people. And it can be enchanted onto clothing to provide passive protection, so it's possible it can stop bullets(and even if it can't, there is magic that can be created to do that). Also a lot of spells are nearly instant, being described as a "flash of light" rather than the slower magic bolts in the games, so a gun might not even have an advantage over a wand. Even with the "willing sacrifice" charm that Lily placed on Harry(through Voldemort giving her the option to live, then her choosing to die for Harry. The explicit option to live is an important bit), we know it prevents physical contact and even the most powerful of magic, why wouldn't it have prevented physical projectiles from the one being protected against as well?

[@Sleven9308]

8:49 Romilda !!!!! 😂😂😂

[@gannonschlader]

0:57 No one talking about how this kid went to the headmaster because someone stole their Gobstone?

[@WinterPains]

Ginny just eternally has that "I clearly fancy you but it's scary to speak to you face from the second movie"

[@deebee69]

Harry literally runs Hogwarts.

[@donofdeaths]

Okay so the Love Potions are definitely a type of date rape drug.

[@the_last_ballad]

Well, a potent aphrodisiac that probably is most used as a date rape drug. There's certainly a market for them as marital aids.

[@rubenburger2621]

True

[@TheLexusKitsune]

This game makes me think of Bully but at Hogwarts

[@JayTohab]

We can only dream

[@MissLograh]

Pretty sure that ''slytherin at 1:10 is actually a ravenclaw. That is NOT green. I reckon everyone just assumes that when someone does something bad, they're automatically a slytherin. And that bad ravenclaw just uses everyones colour blindness to his advantage because if the teachers get involved the girl will be like ''that filthy slytherin stole my stones'' and he'll be like what no I'm ravenclaw I'm a good guy you must be mistaking me for someone else.

[@snaiians]

that filthy slytherin stole my *stones*

[@MaCabaret]

Donkae

[@dearleaderjimpickens9050]

*harold peiter and the full skin peasant* is my favorite game

[@lordnpc3953]

1:12 I remember when it was Harry who shot first. Darn special editions...

[@smokealotapotamus_104]

*Dead Rising: But Everyone Dies!* Save the survivors in funny costumes. It's perfect for you Kevin!

[@PeacefulJoint]

Still trying ehhhhh. I have faith one day Kevin will see your post.

[@smokealotapotamus_104]

PeacefulJoint One day!

[@lethalassassin1754]

This will happen sometime just be patient

[@smokealotapotamus_104]

Adam Benton I can only hope!

[@fightcentral8262]

i cant even explain how funny 10:58 is

[@clemmieruddenklau715]

5:53 the lip sync is so accurate 😂

[@mottony]

Cant say enough how Kevin's Ringo voice was so good lol

[@criesincowboy9629]

That random Slytherin breaking his neck was both hilarious and terrifying.

[@tegangardner8940]

You're probably never gonna see this, but your videos make my day so much better. I've been coming out of depression and I keep falling back in. Your videos make me laugh till I cry and that single handedly makes me wanna...smile and keep laughing if that makes sense. Thank you for being you :)

[@Dragonfire511]

2:11 wtf is wrong with her neck?! 9:43 NA... NANI?!?!??!? HARRY POTTER DORIFTO?!?!

[@danielgreene7353]

I can't wait fir when he plays Harold Peiter and deaf Lee Hallows

[@tacocat9654]

It’s rude to make fun of people It’s not Lees fault he’s deaf!

[@br4dl33y]

Dumbledore's hair in this game makes him look like Inkling Girl

[@Cobweb404]

"I am aware, goodbye"

[@MegaSpideyman]

Classic humour, lads. Love the stuff with Ron, or you defending Ron from Hermy. Great stuff altogether, really, really is. Loved your comments on portraits, Quidditch and duels. And Cormac.

[@usualchristy8169]

"People just come up to you and say : HEY WANNA DEUL! thats just Pokemon described in one sentence

[@skrrskrr]

2:47 I found that when I was a kid, playing this for the first time and to this day... I still use it because what else? If I do it any other way I would just be making a duel longer than it could be with the unstoppable solution a six years old found in a game rated Pegi 12/Everyone 10+. At least it's better than The Deathly Hallows third-person shooter controls. Don't you just love beating Voldemort by quick-scoping?

[@woolfieMcP]

this is pretty much one of my favorite channels-he uploads every day and his videos are never too long or boring. I applaude you, Kevin

[@billuraral1870]

"I got to be Ron!!!" Kevin, you already ARE Ron!

[@gooboid]

I LOVE YOU, KEVIN!

[@britishpigeon838]

Jordan Cattell .don't we all

[@KevinWoken]

Harold Peter is the best! Like I remember from the books

[@britishpigeon838]

Just a Kevin . It's pater

[@CJCroen1393]

"That's gotta be, like, highly illegal!" Sadly, no.

[@gabrielnovaes7306]

I just want more Hagrid’s memes :D

[@CallMeKevin]

Don't we all?

[@britishpigeon838]

Call Me Kevin . OMG MY SENPI! Fancy some tea?

[@Spinosaurus44]

I absolutely loved this game when I was a kid! It’s one of the highlights of my childhood gaming memories and watching you play it all these years later is such a joy

[@varisrevolver4061]

I've never seen anyone more happy to see someone to play as Ron

[@Boowey09]

Really sorry to say this as poor Kevin can’t enjoy these but I love the Harry Potter videos haha. I look forward to them every time!

[@hannibalclips]

i fecking love kevin he's basically cinema sins but for games

[@terezakanova6484]

What's the matter with WeMbY

[@TheDiego908]

You have come this far and you still haven't mentioned how Ginny looks like me making a paper at 4am

[@StarKiller23gaming]

I never remember these games being so broken but when I watch Kevin play it it seems like the most broken game of all time

[@typhlosionisbest]

"I'll just smear some peanut butter on your portrait later" Such a nurturing man.

[@blekksverd]

7:00 Again, I genuinely thought that was you xD

[@LucyGem98]

I thought you added the zoom. I have no idea what you've added and what was already there. This game is something else

[@thejiracros]

Thanks Kevin. I always watch your videos at lunch time everyday and you make my lunch better, thank you.

[@spencerstearns6309]

You're basically the only thing I can look forward to on youtube anymore. Thanks kev-o

[@subjectdelta4758]

Ron: “ we gotta get rid of her Harry” Kevin: “alright, I’ll kill her” XD

[@maxtracker2904]

“Harold Pe’ter and the Potionly Potions of Potioning” would have been a classic addition to the series.

[@keepitcerti12]

You’re honestly such a good KZbinr. The last couple of days Ive just been smashing out your videos one after another whenever I’ve got time and I can honestly say ‘no other KZbin video has made me laugh as much as one of yours’. You’re a joker. 💯👍🏾

[@frenzy9157]

Kevin!!! Did you know that Alfred is an alternate universe’s Jim Pickens? It’s the same, yet so different: legally getting into rich families...

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

9:55 Anakin is that you?

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Hogwarts wasn't the same since they got rid of the bean room

[@mileshersey6296]

*record scratch*

[@samgrigsby3243]

Man, your videos bring me so much joy while I'm stuck studying for my exams. Thanks for the great content :)

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

You are a blessing for posting gameplay of these Harry Potter games.

[@ghostarr9925]

Upon seeing Harry Ron began to eat Hermiones family.

[@yeetskeet1581]

Is that from the shitty harry potter bot remake?

[@emblemblade9245]

I believe you mean perfect

[@nont18411]

Most romantic approach by Ron

[@tupcho33]

I came to the realization that Voldemort is the good guy , he tried to put Harry out of his misery before he even experience them

[@happyfecker6758]

This is actually one of my favorite Harry Potter games. Just because you felt the developers wanted to have fun and make it really stupid with the record scratch and controlling the drugged Ron

[@joekay8793]

Harry potter is definitely one of my favourite series you upload! We believe in you Kevin!

[@Mega-Brick]

In a way, the more "playful" game design here is actually really interesting. The record scratch, the zooms, it's kinda like how the Half-Blood Prince book shifted some of the humor back-in after Order of The Phoenix was kinda dull because of Harry's attitude in that book.

[@annieapple8974]

For real though, what parents send their first years to hogwarts knowing Voldemort is starting a war there...

[@feeonabee]

20:52 Bruh, I’m almost positive that Hufflepuff won that match because Mclaggen smacked Harry over the head with a beaters club

[@dididididididi85]

7:53 I remember having the same problem for days as a kid 😳

[@insaneskunk2424]

9:28 MA BOI

[@jojo9934]

Thank you XD

[@wendillon92]

I loved potion making in this game...which was good since it was like 80% of the game

[@sippy1sippy]

Now that I look at it, the running animation looks very familiar, from the awkward zoom to the shaky cam. I swear it's the same as the one in Kane and Lynch 2 haha

[@Nathaniel-qo5nd]

Harold Pat and the Full Blood Peasant