GTA but it's just terrible mobile knockoffs

[@qsoup4371]

Are we just gonna ignore the "Assault Shotgun" in the second game was a fecking Desert Eagle?

[@dakkariblack8891]

The colt m1911 was a shotgun lol

[@shawnmchenry9697]

Only came to the comments for this exact reason.

[@mikey76025]

Yes I will ignore that

[@scarecrow0774]

@@dakkariblack8891 thank god I'm not the only one to notice that lol

[@MySpace202]

S N A C C the “assault shotgun” is a damn fortunate gun

[@quantummickey6875]

everyone else: i was in a car accident once, i don’t like talking about it. kevin: hey there friends my name is kevin and i got hit by a car

[@asiberiantiger188]

Read that in his voice. Couldn't help it.

[@pupovkitty]

coping mechanism

[@kylegregory46]

So he actually did get hit by a car?

[@Dani-tt9gz]

@@kylegregory46 yes

[@extraragu8381]

@@kylegregory46 he made a video on it a long time ago, i think it was called "we need to talk" or something like that

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

“Aw shit, here we go again”

[@jackbudi]

Oh *_shoot,_* we’re at it again

[@-vgn-nia3854]

“Aw shit, here we go again”

[@tyingstarling6189]

Praise lord Jim Pickens

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

Frickidy Frick, we are going again

[@IamaPERSON]

Aw feck, here we go again.

[@DukeDeezNutz]

I always love how he makes the most boring and trashy games hilarious and entertaining to watch

[@captain_awesome2134]

It's his greatest superpower, aside from infinite charisma

[@lucaszoffka3309]

@@captain_awesome2134 and managing to find a way to be evil in any game

[@floofyfoxxo744]

@Brian Clark Yep, he just genuinely love playing games for videos, despite the quality.

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

Same. I'd watch him play "watching paint dry simulator 2021" if it existed. Lol

[@broggers9973]

@@captain_awesome2134 you uû

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

"Clash of Crime Mad San Andreas" _Totally not a knockoff_

[@jackbudi]

More like Barn Randnareas

[@jovanholmes2618]

My limbs are growing their growing I'm a pickle boy I'm doing the pickle boy bands I'm growing my limbs are growing

[@lakim3017]

Oh WoW yOu DoN't sAy

[@LucksinRiver]

They picked a word from every game title lmao

[@Benadryl.Barbarian]

Thats gta 6 bruh dont hate

[@sofiajjk]

The first game was so wholesome, loved that "Protect Mike at all costs" sign

[@Mike-ow4hv]

Fr

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Holy crap! The first game has scripted missions!!! SCRIPTED. MISSIONS. You know it's so rare for mobile gaming, when you surprised to see anything more than a generic sandbox with "strange rope hero" gameplay (go there or kill marked enemies, here's the timer... Oops ran out of stamina watch ad to refill) The guys who made the first game had a vision. Even if it turned out to be meh, there's clearly an effort put in development of this game.

[@connorgamer96]

Yea

[@fredherbert7920]

Oh my God, watch out! More pizza, Mike!

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@bruhSaintJohn Realistically speaking, "having a vision" is the only logical reason to make this sort of games. No sane person would do it to gain money.

[@BaronKube]

“Buy a medpak or watch an ad to respawn” Damn I hate modern hospitals

[@nakanamibiene6058]

"Cars don't stop when you stand in front of them" Kevin: "some of us had to learn this the hard way" I can't, I'm crying 😂😂😂

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Meanwhile in cyberpunk...

[@christiniakollar8397]

A

[@Rocketpigs]

"Hey there friends" Finally. A friend. It's been so long.

[@jackbudi]

What’s a friend? I still don’t know the definition.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Kevin is the friend of all.

[@fancypants9558]

What is this Frend? Freeind? Freind Friend?

[@TheMrrobustus]

First time on the channel?

[@Rocketpigs]

@@TheMrrobustus no issa joke

[@peterotoole6269]

Game: *Allows for people to be hit with cars* Kevin: *Violent flashbacks*

[@yrwestillhere]

Game: Has cars in it. Kevin joking about his accident: It's Free Real Estate. Edit: Thanks for likes fellow Kevin-and-stale-memes enthusiasts, more like Bore:Ragnarok, amirite? More like osama bin laden that damn daniel like that kamikaze-kenji-bazinga shite, like that gucci, getting hit by a car, that bangarang orangutan deep shit you feel it too dont'yu ordeal amirite? You into that?

[@gergely219]

What if the driver came from the future trying to prevent Kevin from obtaining world domination as a dictator. 🤔

[@yrwestillhere]

@@gergely219 Well, he failed.

[@Mabswer]

@@yrwestillhere or did he. . .

[@DeathnoteBB]

Why Are We Still Here I mean, he’s not a dictator SO

[@math3000]

@@DeathnoteBB he's not a dictator yet

[@tcg1_qc]

15:24 I love how there's a monster truck just casually driving by

[@BennyLlama39]

Kevin: "You might be wondering, what is behind me?" Me: No, I'm wondering if your audio gear needs to be reset.

[@irondragon9775]

How does this have no replies it has 500 likes and it was commented 7 months ago lol

[@valuebender5613]

12:27 just close your eyes and let your mind drift away

[@mrdiby1]

Legend says that Kevin lost all his money to Jim Pickens after a bet gone wrong. Kevin didn’t have the money for a GTA game, so he had to download free ripoffs for his phone. Day 341 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.

[@prakonekeophanthavady7934]

I also want himt to family games

[@prakonekeophanthavady7934]

Yes i also want family games on wii

[@midgamejeff-why-got]

so do i

[@jackbudi]

I looked into it and can confirm, Bug Family Games looks terrible

[@ItsXochitlBaby]

I don’t think this is your 341st day or that this is actually annoying Kevin

[@magurocha]

12:27 Kevin, this is very.. how do I put it.. compromising-

[@anthognome]

I feel like that first GTA knockoff was just a secret add for Tesla. Those driverless cars were (mildly) impressive!

[@yulisagarcia2475]

I just saw kevins draw my life so I laughed to hard when he said “some of us had to learn that the hard way” when the guy said cars don’t stop when your in front of them.

[@Biggiecheese20]

"We have GTA at home!" GTA at home:

[@Spalbeert]

Gta Wish Edition

[@Biggiecheese20]

I didn't even know I got likes for making such an overused joke

[@chewbatcherrr]

Ps1 Hagrid : "Allo there Kevin, you fancy meeting me round the back of the Quiditch stands termorrowh for a quick kiss?" Kevin : 12:27

[@caiorezei]

HAHAHAHA

[@captain_awesome2134]

I mean... who wouldn't have that reaction

[@dontcallmepizza9314]

Kevin: you’ve obviously not seen what I’ve seen What Kevin saw: 40 different flashbacks to the crash of the 2000’s

[@stephenm4034]

"They're [the cars] just aiming for me" Seems to be a recurring theme for Kevin

[@finno5827]

*6:28* "The assault shotgun"

[@kaylal9790]

Hey Finn O

[@pluto3194]

6:43 Colt M1911

[@LeoMkII]

btw it costs like 120 euros

[@tcg1_qc]

14:37 he's holding his pistol like a shotgun or a rifle lmao

[@dontcallmepizza9314]

11:03 I have never been threatened to be killed by someone who also shrugs at the same time

[@bassett_green]

Honestly that first game is pretty impressive for likely one dev in his free time. Whoever made that should join a studio

[@dontcallmepizza9314]

13:31 he has that ass perma-clench to increase his power level

[@yourboydoublepinkeye]

LMAO

[@ashley5428]

Kevin when anybody mentions a car: ah, yes.. I have experience.. with cars..

[@dontcallmepizza9314]

Kevin: “why are all the cars driverless, oh wow there not very good driverless. Or many be there just aiming for me” Cars: we will get that stupid cinema guy back, for our lost brother.

[@quinn5920]

Everytime Kevin makes a joke about his accident, I feel my soul ascend and my broken arm from being underneath a car heal properly

[@joofn2803]

12:26 when your crush says they watch callmekevin

[@KenanVonKaiser]

12:27 Internet Do your Job!

[@Desgaroth]

This just in: Kevin got hit by a Car in the game "Clash of Crime". That's a realistic game, if you ask me.

[@haachamachama7]

11:40 bro, as a Unity dev... I hate the stigma Unity has even though I totally get it lol... but, go search for the wiki list, there's a weirdly huge number of big name companies hiring Unity devs to make "offshoot" games. Activision, Nintendo, Bethesda all have multiple Unity-made games out(hell, Pokemon Unite was made in Unity!) The fact that Unity let's you pay to remove the logo means you probably only ever know of the cheap-ass games that don't pay to remove it, because every big name company actually pays to get rid of it XD

[@antswindlee]

Kevin should do stand up 😂 his jokes just come so effortlessly. Not many people that can do that

[@matheusm.ortigosa3306]

6:58 That's Engineer's tool box from TF2

[@dontcallmepizza9314]

Hint: hit with car Cars: aim for Kevin Kevin: :0

[@jackbudi]

Kevin: *_Flashbacks_*

[@larrybivens9987]

Ha^

[@alexb-hm9rg]

12:27 me when it's 25 degrees out.

[@5querl]

Ah all of those gta’s can’t beat the good old Harry Potter games

[@O.M-]

14:18 GTA london but 3D and with CJ as the main character

[@jackcutter2]

"Jesus Christ almighty" Don't you mean "Jim Pickens almighty?"

[@jackbudi]

He killed for our sins

[@jackbudi]

That’s my best joke, I’m never topping that

[@goober09]

Jack Cutter u mean him Pickens son almighty

[@notchillibooboo5058]

Jack Cutter more like boragnarock

[@someoneelse8939]

More like Bag ronarog

[@swirls9583]

Gotta say; Kevin’s ‘I got hit by a car’ gag is slowly turning into Batman’s ‘My parents were killed’ in terms of how many times its brought up.

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

Cowabummer!

[@graceholt1139]

kevin finally using his green screen more :)

[@LauriePenguin]

I'd live to see you go through some knockoff sims mobile games. Make Jim in a couple new poor graphic worlds and see what he can get up to.

[@thecrimsonvirtuoso2928]

Wait, how are we supposed to compare Past Kevin and Present Kevin when they're both Past Kevins now?

[@cleetusbartholomew]

just remember that present kevin is always right and past kevin is an idiot

[@spideraba769]

Designate them Past Past Kevin and Past Present Kevin.

[@thecrimsonvirtuoso2928]

@@spideraba769 You're a genius

[@themrchubs1]

Kevin: Sees any car in any video game **PTSD INTENSIFIES**

[@DanieleCapellini]

12:28 no context time code

[@mako4268]

It brought me to an add. Lol

[@SheoLIVE]

Honestly I've been going through so much lately, I genuinely look forward to every one of Kevin's videos, He's helped me stay positive in hard times. Thank you Kevin

[@jackbudi]

Mobile games are a source of infinite disaster (much like Kevin in the Sims 4) All the top free ones are just knockoffs of each other.

[@MaironHWH]

I hear that, but uh, you seen Fate Grand Order?

[@arghnoor]

I saw a ad for a knockoff that used the original game

[@foottoast4235]

@@arghnoor lmao

[@trla6505]

@@MaironHWH or feh

[@OxieWoxie]

Azork Daemon was just thinking FateGO

[@MrGeoffrey1998]

14:09 omg the combat looks like the MMORPG : Sherwood dungeon it's lovely xD slow and clunky it's awesome

[@MinecraftvsBurnout]

Old times...

[@Mr_Valentin.]

Kevin is basically my before sleeping routine

[@dingdongbells3314]

This is a good addiction for you, please give us more android trash, I've been starving for it ever since Vinny got sick and tired of doing it and quit the segment

[@sofiabeauchamp2118]

Not everyone can afford $500 phones **Cries in 4 y/o Android**

[@lukejaywalker2728]

@@sofiabeauchamp2118 more like 1k-1500 phones

[@lunatick9792]

"I'm pretty sure I was made with-" *Picture shakes* *Ad plays* Excellent timing. For a second I thought you had crashed.

[@BoazGamers]

definitive edition looking great

[@Zhora_da_baby]

Why can't I install free money in my life like in that first game? :(

[@lukejaywalker2728]

You can...just work on the streets...

[@alexanderwalker5473]

Sometimes you forget that Kevin got hit by a car and now has limited mobility above his shoulders

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: Hey there friend's my name is Kevin Me: Aww FECK here we go again

[@WhoisMyut]

The best part is that it probably costs more to get everything in these games than the $7 USD it costs for San Andreas on the Google play store

[@Klathis]

16:22 got confused for a moment. Thought I was watching one of GrayStillPlays videos cause he uses the same track

[@Razor_Afterlife]

@Balloon Syrup a yoytuber

[@fatsoldier2741]

6:42 "*Colt 1911*" **Shows a shotgun** 14:33 "Desert eagle" **Shows a colt 1911**

[@xawitzshaj3640]

Just a nickname I’m sure

[@maddypoop_6465]

Day 163 of telling Kevin that he’s the best KZbinr on this platform and we all love him Day 103 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama Day 24 of telling Kevin to sing Timber

[@jackbudi]

True

[@grimmpickens5766]

I got a little confused at the beginning of the second game... had to take my 1911 out of its holster to make sure it wasnt a shotgun

[@HeartMemory93]

"You get stuck in between to men" sounds questionable without context...

[@Seiferboi]

12:27 sounds like Kevin's having fun doing something else! 😄😂

[@candicenelson2365]

“That’s like opening a Christmas present and then the person’s like, ‘Now pay me.’” Did you mean… EA ??

[@Poison-Lilithium]

I know somebody who used to work for Unity and got to visit one of they're offices, all the people who worked there just gave you that feeling seeing the Unity logo in a mobile game (basically all c**ts)

[@czpiaor]

11:17 “I want to play grand theft auto, but I just don’t want to pay for it” Me who got it for free in epic games: I’m four parallel universes ahead of you

[@Francdacake]

Also me who’s able to pirate games: im ten parallel universes ahead of you

[@tashkent561]

Me, downloading it from the pirate bay: _I'm 69420 parallel universes ahead of you_

[@tcg1_qc]

6:45 ''colt m1911''

[@DatBlueVQ]

6:42 "Colt M1911" That's a shotgun... The M1911 is a pistol. It's like they just got names of guns from GTA or Google and wrote them in for whatever

[@bobthelonghairedboi5425]

I also like the fact that they stole the desert eagle model from fortnite (god I hate that game lol) and called it an assault shotgun lol

[@music0cool]

“Protect Mike at all costs” 3:08

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 237 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@monytontana5184]

Bro, I forgot your channel existed! I used to watch you back in 2017 with RE7 "I don't want to go in." You was a baby channel, like

[@salvulcano9061]

Same. I used to watch his old Spider-Man vids and he had way less subs than he does now.

[@titusnartey4633]

We all know that the hard music in the beginning was Just edited to mask the sound of screaming people in the basement

[@atruedragonlover7398]

Just so you guys know, I was eating a war-head and I saw this in my recommendations.

[@aris.2026]

thanks for letting us know, mr. gobbler!

[@atruedragonlover7398]

You are very welcome!

[@SavaanahTrick]

6:32 EA: That's a brilliant idea! We'll call it "Surprise PAY ME mechanics"

[@cmillion]

5:53 Can’t tell if he’s making a joke about his real life accident or him getting hit by a car in the game

[@nikkiesona]

Day 275 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@jackbudi]

Happy birthday Nikkiesona!

[@nikkiesona]

@@jackbudi Happy real birthday, JackBudi! I hope your day is fantastic!

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jackbudi Happy birthday, bud! I made a vid for you celebrating it!

[@jackbudi]

Nikkiesona omg how did you know?!?!?!!!1!1!!🦀?!! But in all honesty thanks! Hope your day is also great!

[@jackbudi]

The REAL person! It’s a good video! Thanks!

[@MesoMania]

You know what’s really sad? Every Kevin we see is past Kevin and I’m not ok with that.

[@jasepoag8930]

The last guy totally looks like he's wearing an adult diaper under his jeans.

[@therealrishon3227]

I love how that one review was just asking them to give him gta five

[@masc2fighter]

Bring back Grognak, I miss the love of busses :(

[@emeraldpaul3686]

11:08 that's just hispanic kiryu

[@luxxitv4687]

that weird moment when knock off gta mobile games look better than trilogy definitive edition

[@JMotion]

HES HOLDING THE DESERT EAGLE LIKE A SHOTGUN I'M CRYING

[@insaneprofessorxzone2420]

4:41 what happens to the cop😂 That funny. he freeze. get it.

[@ltamha]

Car: smashes into another car, a barrier and then explodes. Kevin: it blew up for no reason! Me: this, Kevin, is the attitude that gets people in accidents, you should know this too ;).

[@aatikorujux-xicay205]

13:47 Did anyone else hear that scream and then see the lady who was on the bike who Kevin hit with his car

[@DC.....]

12:28 I'm not going to say what that looks like Kevin and the fact we can't see your hands makes it look more suspicious lol

[@leviathanrequired1017]

1:56 Here we go again

[@Bigpep69420]

Kevin: "I'm gonna try doing nothing" Also Kevin: *Continues shooting*

[@dontcallmepizza9314]

“Watch out, more pizza mike” Dammit mark you know ur lactose intolerant just leave it.

[@chiefavagef0x837]

We need another now called the definitive GTA clones

[@kekunt]

No ones talking about the “assault shotgun” with a picture of a desert eagle

[@bobthelonghairedboi5425]

It's the same deal with the shotgun that's labeled "colt 1911" lol

[@Ticketman99]

Because they don't have the sosig to do it.

[@darkishpine5062]

Me explaining to my friends why I have epic games 11:16

[@thedeadcannotdie]

12:27 I'm actively suppressing my mind trying to picture Kevin's hands at that instant...

[@changed2716]

The man that finished the game is a legend

[@joshhardcastle5558]

Callmekevin more like kissmekevin.

[@thefox5301]

🙄😵

[@jackbudi]

🦀

[@annelencallaway2826]

💋

[@aliveslice]

🤔

[@bonnie4194]

Hold up are u jay hardcastles cousin lol

[@bencella3380]

6:22 "It sounds like an official rockstar game to me. Oh, sounds like one too!"

[@fatyoshi7213]

plot twist: these were actually made by rockstar but their game quality went up a lot

[@abqr7243]

I hate it when my Christmas present is a cease and desist