Kerbal Space Program but I start the worst space mission ever

[@wootzor1417]

Space has no gravity, so when you go down you go up. -Famous physicist, Dr. Kevin

[@casualcyberguy1314]

Graduated top of his class in totally real physics college with 75 totally real PhDs

[@keyanstoney1742]

T.G W.H.M.V has iq of 300 as he was told by his mother

[@feckmaster6934]

Keyan Stoney also was inducted into the totally real rocket scientist hall of fame.

[@icantthinkofaname8916]

“I’m not a scientist” Creates the fouth law of gravity

[@grantcramond6469]

Infact space as one percent gravity because you need gravity to move

[@jennifercavenee7572]

8:00 "Da da da da dum, bup bup..." *KABOOM* "...bup bup." Kevin, I don't think any human being alive could have timed that more perfectly if they tried.

[@salahisthenextmessi5373]

I fucking died here 😂😂

[@ryanxin1848]

@@salahisthenextmessi5373 *fecking

[@docmcmoth]

"It's taking off!" "It's exploding!" Eh, tomato tomahto!

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

I used to sub to you kevin, for the longest of time, but the new level of annoying is unbearable. I find myself cringing a lot, trying to bear through your videos. You just fill 95% of the video is either constant talking, or that fake laugh. Don't believe me, normally if you speed up a youtube video, you get some commentary and a little bit of dialogue every once and a while....but this video on x2 speed and you can literally hear nothing but his voice, the entire fucking time and that fucking laugh. You're trying too hard. Just be yourself mate. I found myself literally saying out loud, "shut up" to the sound of your constant commentary. There's a fine line between commentary, and talking over gameplay.

[@PannierLaw]

CircumcisionIsChildAbuse ,Somebody is sensitive

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

@@PannierLaw thats your response to the criticism? I'm sensitive? My annoyance with the constant incessant ranting makes me sensitive? Sure mate.

[@PannierLaw]

CircumcisionIsChildAbuse ? R/wooosh

[@docmcmoth]

What happened to my innocent little comment

[@Isosyth]

"What if I had a stage that was like smaller engines to just guide me through space" Kevin almost figured out rocket science.

[@sskrinneim6540]

7:35 "Video wasn't invented, so they were just taking pictures really fast." That's what video is Kevin.

[@puffin_time]

Kerbal Space Program but Kevin invents movies 130 years too late

[@Uaene]

Twitch Chat: Parachutes don't work in space Kevin: Of course they do, they're parachutes

[@johnmadanlo8039]

EDITOR: WUT!? Frank: I SENT IKLINGS TO SPACE! Kevin: Dafuq?

[@idiboss6782]

I think the flat earthers watched this video. Like the one that tried to fly in a home made rocket to prove that the earth wasn’t curved, but his parachute came out at the wrong time causing him to fall out of the sky.

[@smartin7138]

1000th like!

[@TheBest-lz7gj]

ya now gravity

[@infectedreshiram8305]

@@idiboss6782 the saddest part of that is that he died after the rocket crashed on the ground

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Can't crash if you can't takeoff. Checkmate, safety inspectors.

[@coffeeelk6364]

Knowing Kevin, I was expecting a mission to the sun’s surface.

[@HashtagTSwagg]

We need to go deeper.

[@theplatinumhalo5263]

A mission into uranus

[@HashtagTSwagg]

@@theplatinumhalo5263 Anything for the Dear Leader.

[@mikegivemecheese3001]

No, into the atmosphere of Jupiter, gets crazy from there

[@mattreynolds853]

That's actually realy, realy hard to do. Scar manly has a video on it but its like the hardest place to get to. I think the nber was like 18000 m/s of delta v

[@adwaawddw4730]

I love how Kevin's idea of going to the moon is just thrusting straight towards it right after flying straight up out of the atmosphere

[@SwitcherDell]

Kevin: don’t worry I took biology in high school I’m pretty much a scientist

[@nethascotx24]

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself

[@viveka2994]

I used to be a scientist like you then i took a rocket to the knee

[@gerritvb9903]

I dont think kevin got to high school biology.

[@TheCapedArtist]

I don't think he took that either lmao

[@hedlock438]

Kevin: Don’t worry I took biology, I’m something of a scientist. Also Kevin: I was a C to D student…, I dropped out of school.

[@PerkaholicFB]

Somebody: “Face cam bottom right” Kevin: Moves bottom left

[@MerkhVision]

Kevo’s such a troll lol

[@Vok250]

This is how people thought space worked in the 17th century...

[@sandycoin]

So he's a time traveler guys

[@convolutedpeppercorn1078]

Space gas no gravity, so fire go down, we go up

[@BaulSDA]

You just need BLIND FAITH!

[@indigo_scout1783]

“I’m a philosophy” - CallMeKevin 2019

[@casualcyberguy1314]

Yep hes a French philosopher

[@johnjordan3552]

He's Diogenes of 21st century

[@DisgruntledGoblin]

​​​@@casualcyberguy1314no no no, he's not merely a philosophER, he is the philosophY itself. Truly, the greatest philosophy, the greatest approach to life, is Kevin. Kevin is the way.

[@RiderLeangle2]

11:16 "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars" is an inspirational quote... unless you're an astronaut...

[@studman1169]

Petition to Kevin to play: *Kenshi* A game where you can *be literally whatever you want*

[@monsieurcrumberband158]

"Space has no gravity, so when you go down, you go up." 10/10 cuz that's how it works

[@ninetailedpuffs8889]

10/10 how the mafia works

[@funnyguy1059]

NineTailedPuffs 10/10 THAT MEME IS FECKING DEAD

[@keyanstoney1742]

Logan Z 10/10 more like bore ragnrok

[@iHeartJimPickens]

I freakin' loved this live stream! Those poor people in the chat genuinely trying to help you, and you run off all "Yay more Wheels!!"

[@aaaahaelp3940]

13:39 He almost rediscovered the multi-stage rocket

[@TheHutchy01]

It's the most Homer Simpson thing I've ever seen.

[@attackeyebrows3649]

Look our boi Kevin, building a rocket with airplane engines. *(shed tears) I'm so proud of him*

[@TripleTheR101]

The chat was trying so hard to explain to him how to succeed but he just wouldnt believe them 😂

[@mamabear9646]

Kevin shot for the moon but landed among the stars. (Also, appreciated "Time Warp" usage, thank you)

[@angeloverschuren3859]

Because of you i started saying feck, i just wanted to say... Thank you

[@JustLooseMe]

that was.... unexpected... I thought you´re gonna say "feck you".

[@reperrigames3696]

Now I say feck more than fuck

[@nethascotx24]

Well feck

[@GoldenBeans]

fecking same

[@entirelynotfrank9393]

Feck life in the ass

[@jacobpetrasyoutube]

Nobody: J.K.Rowling: *“Kevin and RT had an intimate relationship between eachother.”*

[@amirhoseinaghajani7811]

Wtf

[@jumpman6908]

iNdroid - iOS & Android Gaming oh my god FANFICTION!!

[@panic8085]

what the feck are you talking about? everybody knows that kevin and RT are the same person!!!111!1

[@supergamer1117]

They can’t they’re the same person

[@ShugoAWay]

No if this were true she would wait til long after their story was completed and everyone was forgetting about her then she would post it

[@lcslndmt]

Imagine being in a spaceship and you hear your pilot go "Houston, how do we Moon?"

[@theshadynorwegian6036]

I feel like kevin may have missed the part where you, once in space, adjust the course a bit and enter orbit around earth, THEN orbiting and landing on the moon. Also helps to have a refueling station out there in orbit already

[@BaronVonMott]

"Is that the Mun or the Death Star?" *That's no Mun...*

[@hedlock438]

ITS THE MOON FROM ZELDA

[@xflushestmean93x54]

*”When I Was A Young Boy My Parents Told Me I Wouldn’t Be Anything”* _they were right_

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

You are something. You are a random comment that I will probably forget about.

[@uranium54321]

*”When I was a young boy my parents told me into the city to see a marching band”*

[@wellyesbutactuallyno3366]

uranium54321 a fellow man of culture MCR I see

[@ivebeenchiefn]

Thanos: balanced like all things could be Kevin: It’s balanced enough

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

Should*

[@entirelynotfrank9393]

Macaroon_Nuggets *could

[@blakedup6190]

*****SHOULD***** only idiots say could...

[@ToonedMinecraft]

7:55 Kerbal Space Program but I almost choke to death on my carrots from laughing so hard.

[@seqsy_boi7721]

Kevin i just wanted to thank you for making me happy in my hard times

[@tired-snail]

"this is what the first space expedition was like cause at that time video wasn't invented" ... i'm legitimately curious as to when exactly you think the first space expedition (or the invention of video) happened :D

[@trigger7ff6]

please i want to see kevin's reaction to finally getting to the moon :( TIPS FOR IF HE DOES THIS AGAIN: Staging is for getting rid of mass. Decouplers are explosives that hopefully pop off a bit of your spaceship, reducing mass. The solid boosters should work, if you stage it so that they drop off once they're empty. Wheels work on the moon. Not in space, though. More boosters generally works, as long as the boosters you're adding can push themselves up. I'd advise using the Vector engines, as they're really, really good. Check your staging. Always. Don't activate parachutes on ascent. Get into a parking orbit- an orbit around Kerbin (KSP's earth) where you're at a height that you're above the atmosphere. To do this, either watch a tutorial or burn at the apoapsis- the AP marker on the map screen orbit line. Check your staging. TWR- Thrust to Weight ratio. IF you use the right engines, you won't need this, but if your rocket isn't getting off the ground try clicking on the stage tab that you're on. It should show a TWR number, among other things. Keep the TWR above 1.0 to go up.

[@Zach-ub2ee]

I didn't even click anything I only hit the mouse *Speech 100*

[@RogueViirus12]

CallMeKevin but he won't play Neo Aquarium no matter how much I beg Seriously though Kevin it's battle royale lobsters that shoot lazerbeams it's right up your alley

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

Laser*

[@Wispa03]

He sounds like a mad scientist and i love it

[@RobBoyBlunder]

the kerbal space program videos are by far my favorite thing I love it so much

[@jackbudi]

Day... 6 I think of asking Kevin to Bring Back Baking Bad with RTgame

[@jackbudi]

It seems somebody else has stolen my ideas and I am happy because I’m unreliable to be early

[@todayiamlena5012]

Yes

[@conorhutchinson-fox4700]

agreed

[@mitchellmclean3447]

theyre far from eachother. cost more in gas than they'll make in revenue

[@Serrifin]

He could just use a rocket, oh wait

[@31jeffburton]

Kevin hasn’t uploaded a video in over 24hrs, this is the sign of the apocalypse

[@docette2015]

When in doubt, add more a) engines or b) wheels. (Seriously, I am kind of genuinely impressed any of your Kerbals actually survived your landings. XD)

[@eazy8579]

*en-gynes

[@DartzinhoV]

1:50 Wow, Kevin is amazing. Only 2 minutes into building a spaceship and he already knows the number one rule!

[@placeholder577]

Forgets to add parachutes *im about to end this mans whole career*

[@thebladiator8496]

*im about to end this mans life*

[@throwaway80345]

Well, thats why Kerbals got chutes. JEB LEAVE THE CAPSUL

[@pathalenvivaldi7811]

"Look at his lil smile on his face, he's so happy." Well, considering he's the first of your astronauts to actually survive a flight...

[@jacksonlewis3732]

Love the Wallace and Gromit reference. That was great!

[@Mandalorian_Spy]

The Kerbal Space videos are your finest hour in my opinion. I could watch you play this game for hours. Please keep playing this!

[@presidentwise8547]

6:19 When Spongebob and Patrick land Sandys rocket back on earth, but think it's an alien planet

[@sethadkins546]

8:27 Surprisingly that's the average amount of time it would take to get to the moon.

[@Sercil00]

This game gives you so much respect for the scientists at NASA. Imagine you had to actually reach the moon, but you can't just try it a couple dozen times a day, by sheer trial and error, with complete disregard for resources or human life.

[@crimsonblood9638]

"Why did we go at this time of night " - callmekevin from space

[@Tha_Protege_BA8]

Astronauts: are you sure this is a rocket it looks like a nuke Kevin: No your fine (launches nuke) Scientist: it blew up the Pickens verse good job 👏 no more grognak

[@majortom5123]

Kevin’s the type of guy to pull the plug on a random guy in a coma and says “ he needs to leave the nest”

[@Manuel-ek2cf]

goddamnit m1emp why at that moment! You distracted Kevin and the whole flight went to shit!

[@thatguy6919]

I love how the ship is never named, its like this takes place in some forgotten research base with unlimited funding but they dont name or record anything

[@timkalier]

What a hell, Kevin, I thought my headphones broken because of the start of the video! Dx

[@johnjordan3552]

7:35 Kevin that's what a video camera does

[@kingcommon2984]

A 17 minute Kevin video, is this a blessing from The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens

[@Fo4assaultriflefan92]

14:26 actually.... pizza hut put their logo on a rocket once. It was a russian rocket delivering one of the 1st pieces of the ISS.

[@sturdyalpaca]

14:08 HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH ARTHUR!!!!

[@noahskennedy]

14:56 that was me hahahaha I’m glad it made the final cut

[@sayanmalakar8438]

Kerbal Space programme More like KevinX.

[@araflo2007]

6:02 look at the kerbal astronauts, dear god

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

My parents said i could be anything, so i became a youtuber astronaut

[@jackbudi]

The best job combo

[@August23579]

At around 7:20 I laughed so hard I injured myself

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Day 46 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.

[@britishpigeon838]

I really like this image

[@todayiamlena5012]

Iconic

[@JustJamesNotJerry]

8:08 hmmm I’ve heard that before, but instead of it being a joke, they actually mean it. Man I hope people learn.

[@majesticslayer3126]

The only way I can tell days apart is with new videos and since there isn't a new video, today doesn't exist.

[@blutooths6581]

5:51 scientist of the year

[@coleames514]

What?!?! Kevin didn’t post today! What could be wrong! 4/15/19

[@shadyyy7490]

I am scared

[@llamaduden3397]

15/4/19 :)))

[@aerohydra3849]

I love how he is trying to beeline it to the moon with nothing with nothing but his rockets to speed him up or slow him down. Even if he gets there its gonna be a nasty surprise as he plummets to the surface going thousands of meters per second lol.

[@dark_phoenix1712]

When Kevin doesn't upload today so you just watch yesterday's video twice

[@dark_phoenix1712]

​@Otter no, we do not have the privilege of calling him Jim Pickens, to us he is the dear leader

[@dark_phoenix1712]

@Otter lmao

[@re--dacted]

"My parents told me I could be whatever I want to be, so I became a disappointment."

[@StudioAREshorts]

@Kevin You could've uploaded a custom flag, Jim Pickens national flag!

[@Jofus002]

I'm a philosophy. - Prof. Kevin, famous philosophy.

[@dbdbsddhxh5239]

“I’m a philosophy” -Kevin 2019

[@bigeel6488]

Jim can I have my family back?

[@dbdbsddhxh5239]

Death says “no” but the dear leader says yes!

[@kalia7677]

I love you Kevin ❤️ seeing the pictures of you meeting fans was really heartwarming. Keep doing what you're doing!

[@sissiwithniki]

Rocky horror picture show reference? Nice one Kevin

[@redpandaz5146]

The moon is far? Wait till someone tells him about Eeloo XD

[@YaBoiLogi]

Nobody: Kevin’s intro: LET ME GIVE PEOPLE EAR LIGMA

[@hedlock438]

“I’m a philosophy!” Call me Kevin 2019

[@kyge4040]

ive been getting so mad that nobody told hom how to orbit

[@Omar-Vlad]

14:19 oh my god Kevin i forgot that song existed I blocked it out early in my childhood WHY

[@alwasitacatisaw1275]

Jeb here. We have to talk about insurance

[@harleycynofficial]

Others may play better, but none can play worse. It's Kevin's gift: breaking games by playing them in ways developers never dreamed.

[@themonabeansaproject648]

Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 95 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad That’s right, we’re going to space to bring back our Dear Leader

[@jackbudi]

Starring RTgame, PewDiePie, CallMeCarson, RTgame 2: Electric Boogaloo, and Bore Ragnarok

[@leviblackwater5010]

"*I'm a philosophy*" - Kevin 2019

[@tomorchard6660]

Kevin’s the kinda guy to put aeroplane turbines on a rocket and expect it to work

[@DartzinhoV]

11:36 Wait, what the heck? How did you get so far? You ran out of fuel just after leaving the atmosphere!

[@primal_guy1526]

9:25, That's no moon!

[@chaoslkm]

Me: has diarrhea *Goes to school anyways* My ass during class: 7:12

[@AarlandSun]

nice vid, dad.

[@MadnessIncVP]

5:29 - 5:32 😂 7:28 I think your computer now hates you, Kevin. 😂

[@HTPCYMC]

Looks like Elon Musk has some serious competition. He better hurry or else Kevin is going to make Mars inhabitable before he does.

[@fuzzasco4896]

I like how Kevin channels his inner Wernher Von Braun (one of the scientists responsible for rocket technology), as Braun too is quoted as saying; "The rocket worked perfectly, except for landing on the wrong planet".

[@Snippe475]

"Im a philosophy" -CallMeKevin, 2019

[@bloodyerin3018]

at 2:40 kevin goes full irish ahaha

[@sullivanswartwood1223]

KEVIN WHERES THE FECKIN UPLOAD TODAY?

[@randombrowser6692]

8:25 "I'm a philosophy" -Kevin 2019

[@lukeclark26]

He didn’t post today or they took it down what happened?

[@biggieyt6407]

As I man who plays KSP religiously I can confirm that this is the way to do space

[@BigEuey]

It's been over 24 hours and kevin hasn't uploaded the heck

[@erniefear5852]

Saw another youtubers playing this when I was a kid, around 5 years late........ I have to admit I still love it