I broke Cooking Simulator with my horrible pizzas

[@lancelink1523]

Imagine being a customer and sitting patiently at your table as the chef kicks your pizza towards you because he couldn't get it back on the pizza paddle

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@RandyBobasek]

Or had to use forklift becouse of BASIL MOUNTAIN...

[@MerkhVision]

“Pizza paddle!!” Lmfaoo is that the official term?? Idk but I luv it anyway

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

Who ordered *BASIL MOUNTAIN*

[@CassidyGravitt]

@@MerkhVision Actually went and just looked this up, so uh TIL it's actually called a pizza peel, but I think it's also known as a paddle, or at least people will know what you're talking about if you call it that. :D

[@fiotravels6071]

“The game can’t handle my basil” a sentence you didn’t expect to hear or even make sense

[@Raeonneptune]

My new catchphrase everytime a game lags for the next 3 months 😂

[@MadnessIncVP]

Actually, as a Basil Brush fan...

[@DignityDC]

Yep yea yea sir sir thank goodness

[@DignityDC]

Yea yep

[@softie_preppy5625]

R/brandnewsentence

[@KyrieFortune]

"What does yeast even do, nobody fecking knows" It's the difference between eating pizza and eating a board

[@AgentTasmania]

Between a pizza base and a tortilla

[@DignityDC]

Yep 👍

[@plsbepatientihaveadhd]

pizza dough is better without yeast fight me.

[@Conceptcreator]

We need Baking bad back! ^^Where can we start a petition? haha

[@oldfrozenwolf6803]

Petition should change to bringing it back Kevin already did a baking bad series

[@mazonga789]

His kitchen doesn't work right right now, he's said, so we have to wait for the world to be more normal for him to get repairs

[@Conceptcreator]

@@oldfrozenwolf6803 I know it was already a thing :) Why do you think I am wanting it back haha

[@rasmusriikonen5464]

I asked for it and made it rhyme for like three weeks and no one payed attention :(

[@Unprotected1232]

Feed the people! No wait, wrong channel...

[@Sparess]

He LITERALLY broke Pizza Cooking Simulator, as opposed to metaphorically

[@KrillWhisperer]

Aye, that's our Kevi.

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@Sparess]

@@IamaPERSON I almost did not even write the comment because I was worried it might seem like a smartass remark lol

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Sparess lol, good thing it wasn't.

[@jthegamer360]

kevin is good at breaking games but have you seen lets game it out, he literally breaks every game he touches in the fist 10 seconds

[@Sparess]

If I had a basil leaf for every time Kevin said "basil", I'd have that first pizza

[@juliac.4203]

kevin says: básil when it's: basil *siri text to speech can pronounce that for a more descriptive explanation*

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@juliac.4203 That's gonna be pretty difficult, considering I don't have an iphone.

[@reaperwolf7360]

@@Emil_Stoltz pfft, try a smart fridge on for size

[@rochambeau7197]

nah, gucci smart socks

[@captain_frozo891]

How about trying nokia

[@EastofAll]

New drinking game: Take a shot every time Kevin says “basil”

[@valcatraz7928]

I think u mean "bazzul "

[@leadingtie9746]

I think you just became an alcoholic

[@datartisttho1987]

And you’ll be completely wasted because he’s said it over 1,000 times 🤣

[@ClockworkChandelure]

Just because your alternate self had an alcohol problem it doesn't mean you get to use basil as an excuse to develop one as well

[@datartisttho1987]

@@ClockworkChandelure It was a joke

[@graycrest806]

I love that cut "I'm just practicing my vowels." *Throws plate* "O"

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin is almost at 3 million subs, honestly this guy deserves more because we can never get tired of seeing him everyday

[@NotTheRadioDemon]

That's such a huge mood. He's so underrated and so much better than most youtubers those days. No clickbait-no toxic community-family friendly cult. Honestly, Kevin is an Angel sent from Heaven to keep the world from falling apart.

[@dannyishere4006]

Stop saying he's underrated. He has almost 3 million subs. He is good but not underrated.

[@beans445]

So true

[@IamaPERSON]

@@NotTheRadioDemon for the most part, there are scammers in the comments (change to "newest first" to see what I mean), and they try to leech off of Kevin like the self promoters they are.

[@NotTheRadioDemon]

@@IamaPERSON I mean, yeah. But are they really 'fans'?

[@wikihowfrog9034]

Now he's just rubbing the lack of Baking Bad in our faces

[@BlackWings91]

Basil Mountain sounds like a ride at a vegan theme park. “Can you handle the thrills of Basil Mountain?!”

[@daniellewilson8527]

This comment made me think of Candy Mountain from Charlie the Unicorn

[@saturniidspectre]

Man, I went on the Tofu Twister and almost barfed out the fried-tempeh-on-a-stick I had earlier...

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

Kevin: "it's really like a nightmare, isn't it? Me trapped in a basement" Kevin's Sims: Kevin's Sims: Kevin's Sims: *>:(*

[@aliveslice]

The tension while trying to get the basil mountain out of the kitchen had me on the edge of my seat

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

“Breaking Cooking Simulator Pizza with my bad cooking” Does this mean that Jim’s Restaurant is getting pizza to the menu soon?

[@jaakkohalme4442]

Pufferfish pizza maybe?

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

@@jaakkohalme4442 sounds delicious

[@rubiitoxic]

@@jaakkohalme4442 sauce made with dirty water, sourced in-house!

[@splattyfatty]

Tapped the comment: 21 likes. Came out of the comment 31 likes. What is happening

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

@@splattyfatty Chaos, chaos is what is happening

[@granuaile9945]

"You judgmental machine!" had me cackling Also I really liked the edit; the pacing was quick but well suited for the game and the back-to-back jokes were just lovely

[@NaraCG210]

The dispair in his voice when he realises he left out the yeast was incredible

[@lauravanderbeek4287]

Kevin: “I’m a good person” Kevin last time he played this, desperately trying to burn the restaurant down: 🤫

[@trindalas]

It was kind of disappointing he was unsuccessful, he might have been able to recoup his losses via insurance, lol

[@alainapristine3305]

That was fecking hilarious!!! The whole video was so amazing

[@trindalas]

@@alainapristine3305 anything with Kevin involved generally is 🤣

[@SphoorthyN]

For a good cause though

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I literally broke Pizza Cooking Simulator with my bad cooking" Well then, Kevin. I think you should ask Jim for help, his diner has quite a reputiation (at killing people)

[@ewanayres9576]

I recommend the puffer fish

[@WeirdowithaDjembeo]

Would you say his food is... To die for?

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@WeirdowithaDjembeo lmao, this should get hearted

[@DignityDC]

Yea yea yep yep yeah yep yea yep

[@visassess8607]

Quite the killer reputation

[@julliane1562]

“Where’s the best place to find salt? League of Legends but besides that.” I literally choked fhshb

[@KatechivonRuskamafia]

It killed me, too

[@Cawziiku]

same here lmfao

[@twitching_bot574]

"They can't handle my bazzle!" - Kevin 2021

[@ekuaosei337]

Kevin: Botching pizzas Italians: *YOU MAMMA'D YOUR LAST MIA*

[@Xaychedelic]

When Kevin was chanting "jug", it gave me immense dread

[@johnjordan3552]

oh, it flared up your existential dread too?

[@mazonga789]

EAT THAT MEAT

[@_Cetarial]

Did it remind you of a certain... fort?

[@ThatWickedDrummer]

@@_Cetarial A fort in the middle of the nite.

[@HillBilly_Urbex]

@@ThatWickedDrummer cringe

[@wrenmacneil7703]

eating a pizza while watching this was an interesting experience

[@miah5543]

your pizza better have 5kgs of basil on it too, otherwise what are you even doing with your life

[@wrenmacneil7703]

@@miah5543 oh don't worry, it did. My livingroom was lagging like crazy, nearly crashed the server

[@reaperwolf7360]

@@miah5543 *BASIL MOUNTAIN*

[@hummingbird6610]

Kevin’s inability to carry any box is just beautiful

[@retr0_ak]

Imagine Kevin opens a restaurant and the 1st item on the menu is 5kg Basil Pizza.

[@MABfan11]

Kevin should try to make the Basil Mountain pizza for a video

[@retr0_ak]

@@MABfan11 definitely 🤣

[@ilovetweek000]

@@MABfan11 would probably cost 600 dollars

[@woolfieMcP]

"My game is frozen, completely frozen" At least it's not fresh frozen out of a can

[@FlooraFlovira]

This sounds like a Kitchen Nightmares reference.

[@bobbybologna3029]

"I would like a medium pepperoni pizza" Kevin: Basil?

[@VincentVaIentine]

Kevin giving us a serotonin boost every day for saying " hey there friends! How's it going, my name is Kevin "

[@EMS12000]

Imagine this ad on TV: "Directly for you in Jim's Restaurant, we're proud to announce our new pizza: Basil Mountain, it's too good that it'll break you!"

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

“You’re gonna love grated cheese, it’s honestly grate, no pun intended because that would be a horrible pun” I mean, it was cheesy but brielliant

[@splattyfatty]

Someone should make a map for you of all the doors in your house Edit: The reason is get out, the door's right there

[@kaylarasmussen15]

These puns are just no gouda

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@kaylarasmussen15 I like that A at the end. Makes it like an italian accent. "It's-a not-a gouda!"

[@rochambeau7197]

You know what, i'm gonna get my friend CHedgar's opinion on these puns.

[@amelonnamedkate1400]

Mozzarella

[@seidimeow]

I'm only 20 seconds in and kevin mentions *_nightmare_* 2 weeks ago when kevin played it on stream, I watched the vod at like 3am while being super tired and I accidentally fell asleep during it. wellllll I had an incredibly vivid dream that I was stuck in that basement with all of kevin's pizza ingredients 😭 kevin wasn't there but I'd go up the stairs and see the kitchen area but then it'd warp me back downstairs, oddly I wasn't too scared, more so worried because the oven had been overheated by kevin, there was a camera in it, so it was really hot, but overall I was just happy to be in italy 💭

[@seidimeow]

also I just ordered pizza irl 💃

[@rexjolles]

Kevin always finds a way to break the game, even if he was playing monopoly

[@bujustic]

Housing crisis method - If you buy up all the houses and refuse to build hotels nobody else can buy them and you effectively win through attrition

[@marisascarduzio4674]

Kevin in the middle of a pizza rush: "I'm not sure if I like this music or not. I think I need to take some time to think about it"

[@whatislife4987]

Customer: specifies pizza Kevin: Yep I got everything down with my photographic memory. YOU WANT BASIL

[@Emil_Stoltz]

You like bazzil?

[@sylki121]

Kevin plays cooking game....proceeds to create a story of being a person held hostage....yup this is the kevin we all love.😆❤

[@britt0822]

"Every subscriber gets a pizza!" **unsubscribes to avoid basil poisoning**

[@sopapia2261]

*“Pizzas with the least yeast...mmmmm they’re the beast....”* Dang I want some zazz from this place

[@pennywaterwind]

I'm a simple gal, I see Kevin, I see somewhere there could be fire, I click.

[@tenzennie4738]

May I say, that is me too

[@elisgeorge2420]

i loved this video! the fast pace worked really well for this sort of game where some of the steps can be a little tedious. it meant the full story was told and i wasn't lost because big sections were cut. it also made it feel even more chaotic, which i think works really well for this sort of game. great job, loved it :))

[@clutchyfinger]

Normal devs- make it so the game functions, and ingredients dont fall through containers Cooking Sim devs- THATS A NICE AA PIZZAA

[@TheRockyLeonFan]

Was he actually trying to send the 'HELP' message to his customers in the game or to us from Jim's basement???

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Why not both? Im sure Pizza chef Kevin was also forced into service by Jim, but in one of his restaurants instead of his basement. And i dunno about you, but being trapped making terrible pizzas forever sounds like a better fate than being trapped painting in a basement forever. At least with the pizzas you know that youre not the only one suffering, the people eating your pizzas are in pain as well.

[@RandomWriter9110]

5 kg of basil is roughly 11 pounds. Basil Mountain Pizza weighs more than my pet Dachshund. This is concerning to me. Hahaha!

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"I kinda like that. But I also kinda don't" Default filling in for Kevin

[@atomicdreamz6035]

I stop watching Kevin for months at a time and then binge watch him when I'm feeling extremely sad. Always helps.

[@abcdefgheat1888]

Day 102 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

[@plarnston]

Yes.

[@Joel-rm7fz]

Yes.

[@swagittarius5748]

Yes.

[@guezzwho8000]

Yes.

[@jacobhelm7779]

Yes

[@Bekathepirate]

Day 81 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue

[@Rat0verlord]

It was the first comment this time Kevin come on, I legit spam refreshed trying to be the first like and comment and this dude somehow beat me to it. Play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue you evil fecker

[@maggiecoonfare7609]

One day

[@shaeboi4329]

You got this dude, he’s gonna play it.....he has to play it.

[@cryptiiccat2913]

I literally see you everywhere and it’s so funny

[@turg7689]

Turg

[@anaionescu8913]

Kevin: leaves the sink running the entire fucking time, wasting an enormous amount of pixelated water Also Kevin: "this plastic container is recyclable, right?"

[@pedrostormrage]

5:38 "Maybe if I don't look at the basil, my game stops lagging" This could go down in history as the "basil mountain incident" 11:35 "Now it just says 'hell'" That one's straight from Hell's Kitchen

[@briceb4826]

Day 1 of asking Kevin to read the guys comment where he asks him to play that barbie game

[@aliveslice]

So meta

[@lottewinter8831]

Kevin breaking a game, I'm shocked, he's never done that before

[@whizuper]

5:34 M Y B A S I L P H Y S I C S

[@davidfl4]

Please bring back Baking Bad . You’re such a good cook Kevin-that egg in the pocket trick has saved me boatloads of time!

[@callmestephanie1305]

"Every subscriber gets a pizza", well i'd like to order a Basil pizza without sauce, cheese or dough please :D

[@cricker1551]

Kevin pronouncing "basil" is the best part of my day

[@kaylarasmussen15]

...how else do you pronounce it?

[@AmeAiLollipop]

@@kaylarasmussen15 Bay-zuhl. I've never heard it pronounced any other way, so hearing "bah-zuhl" is SO weird

[@kaylarasmussen15]

@@AmeAiLollipop Y'all Americans have to do everything differently

[@apenguin84]

@@kaylarasmussen15 dude, everyone does it differently. It’s called different languages and accents. Not just Americans. Unless that was a joke than ok :D

[@kaylarasmussen15]

@@apenguin84 Yeah it was a joke. Sorry it if came across rude.

[@Wild_Legend]

Kevin the stream was great and the video was even better.

[@cosmic.queeries]

POG for the manual raid! But seriously man, your content is always fantastic, and it keeps me going through the rough times!

[@hummingbird6610]

I love and understand this video

[@callmeturg]

Day 34 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine

[@shadowcween7890]

helo again Turg

[@shadowcween7890]

how is are you today

[@rubiitoxic]

Only 34?

[@turg7689]

Turg

[@IamaPERSON]

Turg

[@JuLiUsCeSaR00]

sometimes the video titles have me doubtful but then i watch it and im rolling with laughter the entire video this is one of those thank you kevin

[@Zastier]

Today Kevin is roleplaying one of the Sims Jim Pickens locked in the basement making food for his restaurant.

[@elenav.5470]

just started, the lack of a horrible italian accent attempt is throwing me off tbh 8:36, we got it.... well done lads

[@sundry-dexterity]

*Day 1* Person allergic to yeast: "wow, I love fact that there is no yeast in this pizza!" *Day 2*

[@levibiltcliffe]

Here from the raid haha, I love your videos and I watch it all the time

[@belleclairdelune]

i kept getting reminded of kevin turning the faucet on until 10L+ water wasted on the twitch stream and i have never been the same since (ps : hello fellow twitch raiders ❤️)

[@mariusgaedt1872]

The dislikes is the customers that need to eat it

[@Buttermilkbiscuitsss34]

*"Basil Mountain is going to put me out of business!!!"* At least it isn't the pufferfish this time

[@whoever8932]

Loved the new video!!! Please do more!! When the basil mount flew around the kitchen I almost died!!! Wish I could like twice

[@robertdonnan2893]

Remember watching this series early summer last year. Glad you brought it back. You continue to entertain me with your hilarious and uplifting humour. Thank you!

[@beegod255]

Day 330 of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game

[@IamaPERSON]

Bee

[@granday]

You actually did this, you have 600 comments, and your recent ones are day 320-330

[@themanthemyth4522]

You've been at this for almost a year give it up man

[@medicmain3879]

This man's crusade is honorable

[@brokeboysteven5076]

don’t give up

[@danielmorgancox9965]

Kevin is like the Italian muppet who always gets attacked by the spaghetti

[@Prismaticblade]

10/10 recommend your video to everyone. I enjoy your use of fan and pizza puns and your hiding of all the broken vases and then cleaning up the floor before you start making the pizzas. Last but not YEAST, your video is GRATE.

[@akalegos_]

dear lord the reference to baking bad lol, that was a nice surprise but the video was great! always nice to see ya break yet another game

[@alotalextalks]

day 1 of manually raiding past kevin from present kevin

[@aidanaidan4773]

Let's game it out thumbnail be like:👁️👄👁️

[@AuroraSkiesx]

obsessed with how kevin says basil

[@xkasiek]

just a raider from the stream, don't mind me, keep scrolling the comments

[@TheDrexLord]

I didnt know jim Pickens was starting a poison pizza restaurant

[@pessinieminen4341]

only item is pufferfish pizza

[@StickMaster500]

If Kevin flips those pizza, Mr. Aziz is gonna flip out!

[@IamaPERSON]

If I flip Mr Aziz, the pizza will flip out!

[@MaCabaret]

GOOOooOOO!!!!

[@DemCraCraBitches]

Kevin has become so much a part of me that from time to time i have a 'kevin video craving' and dont really feel like watching anyone else

[@Shihimase]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. 🤣

[@mazonga789]

KEVIN IS THE NEW JAKE BALDINO! PIZZA'S ON HIM! I love your cooking videos, virtual or real. Thanks for being an awesome human. 😊 (Here from the raaaaaaid)

[@marloess9275]

RAID!!!!!!!! Hi everyone from Twitch and hi Kevin :)

[@kakalotoozaru]

Kevin uploading this when I'm about to eat pizza. Talk about impecable timing XD

[@badger_shorts7708]

Just imagine, walking into the kitchen and seeing the chef running about, chasing after a pizza that’s flying all over the place

[@amalieh.s.8938]

Jumped in from the stream; as always the humor kills me, but do not recommend using these techniques irl. Also, loving the faceovers (?) We need to see that reaction face. Burn the picture into our eyes

[@anoja31]

Kevin making a pizza: "Why do we need yeast anyway?"

[@gethk.gelior4214]

Just started watching. Expecting a lot of fecking chaos from Kevin-every chaotic-themed youtuber I've seen were able to wreck absolute fecking havoc with cooking simulator.

[@catastrophicjones]

My first job ever was working at a Papa John's, and it was the worst job I ever had. This definitely brought back some memories, thanks for the hilarious video

[@ESCEra13]

Day 299 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@turg7689]

Turg

[@kylemccabe1863]

@@turg7689 we need more turg

[@emopeterparker7]

sounds cursed. perfect for hi

[@Randomuser231]

one more to 300

[@anamariaapostol]

Why?🙄

[@yudhadwiprabowo]

His cooking skill is a Masterpiece, I mean look at him in this video

[@ShrekBunion]

I LOVE WHEN KEVIN PLAYS THESE!!!! always mass chaos. full chef's kiss from me

[@mewtree_]

Nobody understands why I randomly start laughing about Basil Mountain when I'm cooking but it's ok cause I understand and it will never get old 😅

[@huntertheprotogen]

Wait, have I been saying "basil" wrong this whole time or is that some sort of Irish people thing?

[@azrael5839]

Are you American? Might be a regional thing, I'm British and pronounce it the same way. Apparently Americans pronounce it 'bay-zle'? We just rhyme it with dazzle.

[@V00doo1Xim]

@@azrael5839 basil makes you blind?

[@attano2762]

I lose all my Italian subscribers : The Game

[@emilykincheloe9604]

Rood you made me loose the game

[@BeatnikBun]

Afyer going to culinary school amd working in restaurants for 12 years I have to say any video where kevin does any kind of cooking has me absolutely dieing of laughter. Thank you for this

[@Fedorabandit]

Im here for the chaos, lol, and all the basil!

[@violetzebra9307]

Callmekevin Twitch raid!!!

[@catharinetew7746]

I was JUST re-watching all of the old Cooking Simulator videos Kevin HOW DID YOU KNOW???

[@notjess]

i watched the stream version of this the other day and honestly there is nothing funnier than watching kevin break the game unintentionally

[@Aymelia-colon3]

Hi Kevin, I'll eat your pizza anytime, even if it's coal