Cooking Simulator adding a TV Network DLC was a bad idea...

[@HorsePuncher]

Imagine watching a cooking show, thinking you’d see, ya know, actual cooking, and the chef starts throwing plates around and stabbing the audience.

[@Thechickenmom]

Horse Puncher, Gordon Ramsey on crack 😂

[@satansapartments]

And ends by lighting them all on fire

[@martabartoszewska104]

I'd definitely watch it😁

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro stop self promoting.

[@TessaxMusic95]

😅If I had read this in a cooking show summary as I was flipping through the channel on DirecTV, I would automatically think: “DID KEVIN GET HIS OWN SHOW?!?!” -and then proceed to watch it, with popcorn. 🤣🤣

[@jerryhook5906]

Kevin: *confused that his pot is cooking unevenly* Also Kevin: *doesn't stir the pot*

[@reverendwartooth8470]

I was gonna come comment the same thing lol. As a Sous-chef I always find Kevin's cooking videos hilarious. I've seen my fair share of real life cooks do some dumb shit in my time lol

[@secretlybees]

he can't stir the pot, he'll get demonitized

[@ahok3314]

I love how most youtubers mess it up on purpose for entertainment purposes, but Kevin is actually trying and it shows how uneducated he is in the kitchen which is why he is hilarious

[@ahok3314]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ true true you have a point

[@lordkimbo]

its really sad that, while i cook good enough for myself, overall i have no faith in my cooking abilities, yet "stir the fucking pot" was the first thing that came to my mind.

[@supersand1egend789]

Kevin: sets the audience on fire *Ring of Fire intensifies*

[@jackbudi]

And it burns burns burns

[@djfebrezee]

_The ring of fire_

[@matt32297]

DJ Febrezee “that ring of fire”

[@cc-ov6tf]

*LOVE IS A BURNING THING*

[@jackbudi]

Matthew Lowe lol I saw that too

[@wolfish010]

Kevin shows clip from baking bad: Me: don’t do that, don’t give me hope.

[@ArcadeMarx]

same

[@helliswar]

You need to watch "see"

[@jackbudi]

Same

[@comebackguy8892]

Old joke

[@jackbudi]

COMEBACK GUY “old joke”?... More like Bore Ragnarok

[@JargonMadjin]

Audience: "Boo!" Kevin: "Are you saying Boourns?" Audience: "Boo!" Kevin: "Are you saying Go Kevin?" Audience: "Yes."

[@jackryan2612]

...i was saying go kevin

[@antson9024]

pls stop with the quotes

[@JargonMadjin]

@@antson9024 It's not a direct quote

[@JargonMadjin]

@Jacob Hart Ah, a man of culture

[@dimitrivukasin6867]

"pls stop with the quotes" - Lance Bad 2019

[@jasonklafendo3170]

Kevin: “I feel so formal wearing a tie for my videos” RT: Literally wears a suit for every stream.

[@wickedbutterfly5201]

It's the same person dude he's just being a comedian obviously

[@kabhes9040]

i think he always wears a suit in general.

[@wickedbutterfly5201]

@@kabhes9040 if you don't go to sleep in a full armani suit who even are you pff

[@Dozeball]

Eden Eve Does an Armani onesie count? Because that’s my nighttime attire....Along with fuzzy slippers that I use to zap people who don’t know that the bird is the word!! MEME! 😁

[@shiftypenguin472]

That suit is what transforms Kevin Into RT. If he took it off he would reveal himself

[@JustAlex1795]

the words "chicken sushi" activated my fight or flight response

[@KAWAIIGAMER-ez7ik]

Yeah when I heard that all I could think was salmonella sushi

[@alissageearr708]

I mean, I don't want to be THAT person, but chicken sushi is delicious. It's the chicken sashimi you want to avoid...

[@jackbudi]

Uh oh

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro Juan, stop. No one likes you because you self promote.

[@videodog4526]

Well i mean it could be fried chicken that is delicious

[@cappew22]

when in doubt microwave the trout

[@flaming.river.]

I told that to my brother He didn't get it but he laughed

[@alexandergorskitibland2112]

@Felix Noel WHAT WHY DUDE

[@alexandergorskitibland2112]

When your late find your mate then go skate. Stop the hate

[@evancs0]

@Felix Noel great no one cares

[@AngieAJ]

@@alexandergorskitibland2112 its a bot

[@HorsePuncher]

This makes me want more Baking Bad

[@Thechickenmom]

Horse Puncher indeed

[@liamkielly6201]

INDEED

[@gians.9880]

indeed

[@namemenoah]

Indeed

[@jackbudi]

Indeed

[@hrhargyll]

Me: “Oh I hope this turns out to be a horror game!” KEVIN: *sets the studio on fire for the FIRST time* Me: Excellent

[@DaniAlchemilla]

HHaha😊

[@setster007]

beb

[@sinner9192]

Kevin: Tidy Kitchen, tidy mind! The kitchen: *multiple glass shards and knives scattered around/looks like an actual murder scene*

[@vaimantobe3034]

Not to mention the firecrackers and fire

[@creepnt1080]

@@vaimantobe3034 or the murders

[@ahobbit1273]

Kevin never claimed he HAS a tidy mind

[@svinjamaria]

don’t forget the charred remains of the audience

[@ZombieMiezz]

Tidy kitchen, tidy mind but dirty apron ;)

[@ArinJager1]

I can never tell if this game was meant seriously, or if it's a parody (like goat simulator)... like, it has a lot of detail, you could cook real food following the game, on the other hand: it controls like arse

[@piercedsiren]

Maybe they genuinely tried but they fucked up the control.

[@GateK101]

@@piercedsiren I think they tryed to make it super realistic but well, you know

[@ZombieMiezz]

Ahh you just perfectly described simulator games in general my friend :)

[@vukcurovic2770]

imo it's a really good concept, a game both for people who want a real cooking simulator and for people like kevin

[@ZombieMiezz]

@@vukcurovic2770 for people who want a real cooking simulator and for fecker's xD

[@jordanthompson2514]

the audience cheering while burning alive fecking killed me

[@Xehanort10]

"Yay. We're dying but at least we're getting to watch a cooking show in our last moments of life."

[@bengal4047]

Killed the audience too

[@truthseeker7754]

Studio audiences are always clapping at the worst times

[@setster007]

beb

[@salem-01]

@@bengal4047 omfg

[@ravencomics1455]

Kevin: The secret is ketchup! Small children everywhere: This man is a genius!!

[@Aryditymi]

My 8 year old cousin refused to have sauce on her pasta only to put ketchup and butter on it-

[@cleetusbartholomew]

Aryditymi throw away the child

[@setster007]

beb

[@mygonvega]

Ah yes, the perfect gourmet meal *dirty chicken in a bowl of ketchup*

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

Sounds like a pretentious art piece at a modern art museum. Like, literally just dirty chicken in a bowl of ketchup in a glass display case surrounded by people trying to interpret the artist's intent.

[@djfebrezee]

My favorite! I love food poisoning!

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

With a side of really thick potato chips.

[@setster007]

beb

[@1875HIBEESFC]

‘Here’s your mango salsa chicken with French fries’ Also known as raw dirt covered chicken in boiled ketchup with fried potato circles

[@setster007]

beb

[@sunoosdimples]

"God, it's nice to go home with a souvenir." The souvenir is a fecking brain damage

[@jackbudi]

One whole brain damage

[@seanhamway100]

They went home with b u r n i n g hatred.

[@Jetfox967]

They went home in body bags

[@NicholasJScott]

Brain damage and burns from firecrackers!!

[@moose8846]

At least it was only one

[@Emily-re3td]

"I always kinda knew it would end with the audience going up in flames for some reason, kinda like one of those psychic visions"-Kevin

[@NicholasJScott]

What if he isn't talking about the cooking show. And talking about the real audience which is us?!

[@shadowmare9620]

@@NicholasJScott i wish

[@salemcrow5078]

Bruh I read this comment right as that part of the vid actually played

[@setster007]

beb

[@bubgameslover1811]

Kevin is the only person I know who could start the video on a cooking show and finish it by burning the audience alive and still succeeding

[@aniketdatta2450]

Funny how his gameplays actually help me find good(and goofy) games to play on my own. One would think these are the worst demonstrations but they're really not. Every casual gamer does whatever he does in his videos, rather than what all the pros do in the name of "Let's Play". Thank you Kevin! We love you!

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

If a game can survive Kevin for more than 20mins, it isn't a bad game xD it's a good test of the engine, plus you can instantly test how open ended the game is if it doesn't lead him down a certain road every time.

[@aniketdatta2450]

@@NearlyH3adlessNick exactly my friend! :)

[@djfebrezee]

@@NearlyH3adlessNick On the other hand, if storytelling games last more than 20 minutes with Kevin without him killing all of the characters, the game is too easy.

[@duncanidaatreide6073]

I've seen kinda the same statement on Leeroy Jenkins, like maybe he didn't understood that he had a 33.33 (repeating of course)% chance of getting x thing but he rather had fun, in a video game. Tldr : Kevin is Leeroy Jenkins

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

@@djfebrezee sometimes, murder needs to be worked at. Planned. Executed with precision. Trust in the Dear Leader! Eventually, his Will will be enacted.

[@Bobert72382]

Ironic that the wettest of foods has been Kevin’s best dish thus far

[@setster007]

beb

[@hamsphere8330]

Kevin: "Here's the freshly steamed plate you ordered." Customer: "But, this isn't what I ordered." Kevin: "Enjoy your meal ser." Customer: "bUt tHiS iSn'T wHaT i-" Kevn: "ENJOYYOURMEAL"

[@morgan3716]

Plz tell me you only spelt sir like that because of the accent 😭😂

[@hamsphere8330]

@@morgan3716 Yep, also when I typed it out I could "hear" him saying that and then laughing afterward.

[@hamsphere8330]

@@morgan3716 You know what I mean?

[@morgan3716]

Ben Gairn YES LOL I wanted to verify because I read it like that ❤️😂

[@sebaa1095]

this doesn't sound like Kevin at all tbh he is more like the passive-aggressive type.

[@Emily-re3td]

"Audience, I have pot"- Kevin 2019 take that out of context

[@Thenoobestgirl]

😆

[@Elf_Pyro]

oh he knew full well what he was saying

[@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327]

Sounds like a Tobuscus video gone wrong.

[@setster007]

beb

[@TheIrishDino]

Kevin is the OG act! He opens the videos for himself.

[@ZombieMiezz]

Kevin is precious! We must protect him at all costs!

[@setster007]

beb

[@dwight3555]

"I've spent 2 and a half minutes doing nothing" I think you should have a "doing nothing" timer in every video Kevin x)

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

Its the video length! XD

[@finno5827]

7:27 Only Kevin plays a cooking simulator and lights the kitchen on fire with a firecracker

[@djfebrezee]

I read "Feckcracker" and I honestly think that's a better alternative.

[@manzojtm7744]

kevin you forgot the “but”

[@qzeq]

A Call me Kevin video but theres no buts

[@ValorantVaultYT]

@@qzeq lol

[@IamaPERSON]

But it's more like Bore Ragnorok

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

jude martiniak messy butts.... Aurora Borealis

[@valiang8867]

Manzo JTM it's in his seat

[@potatogames5410]

6:05 so THAT'S what that was. I was so confused when i saw the tweet lmao.

[@potatogames5410]

Also holy heck he read my tweet-

[@IamaPERSON]

@@potatogames5410 congrats!

[@floofyfoxxo744]

@@potatogames5410 your twitter pic is adorable :3

[@potatogames5410]

@@floofyfoxxo744 Thanks!

[@floofyfoxxo744]

@@potatogames5410 uwu

[@ti6170]

Kevin betraying his loyalty to Hufflepuff one apron at a time

[@kapil3627]

kevin is a hufflepuff?? oh my gosh that’s adorable

[@cleetusbartholomew]

i’m a hufflepuff and this is very accurate tbh

[@setster007]

beb

[@casualprince8779]

Kevin: **is hufflepuff** Also Kevin: **wears gryffindor apron**

[@setster007]

beb

[@salem-01]

@@setster007 beb

[@setster007]

@@salem-01 beb

[@mlok4216]

Damn, that audience was pretty lit at the end.... **ba dum tsss**

[@setster007]

beb

[@whitetrashalcohol4510]

Kevin: is irish Kevin: it's like the fourth of July in here Yeah that's right thiccboi I'm onto you

[@whitetrashalcohol4510]

It's a joke don't be triggered

[@blake.aes.6521]

B o i

[@Kul3fuk]

End of the video Kevin speaks how thankful he is to the audience while the actual audience is on fire

[@kodakkushi]

Top 10 Chefs that Gordon Ramsey was afraid of.

[@zach11241]

Kevin is all 10 of them!

[@setster007]

@@zach11241 yes

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

"My videos are best served at room temperature" Well my room temperature is like, 30 degrees F so what you actually mean is that your videos are best served FECKING FROZEN

[@inapostle8th]

I was like "Dude, wtf, 30 degrees is pretty hot" then, I saw the F

[@elwesson1077]

Kevin’s entertainment is seriously creative. Love this channel and I hope he reaches three million subs soon. He deserves them.

[@Enclave.]

You know, his tailor told him that an asbestos suit was a bad idea, who's laughing now?!

[@vaimantobe3034]

Nobody is laughing. The asbestos made sure of that

[@TheToneBender]

You son of a... I saw the chef outfit and for an instant I thought it was a Baking Bad episode...

[@martabartoszewska104]

We have to remain patient

[@sarahh228]

Day 103 of telling Kevin he's my favorite person and that I love and support him

[@nicklaslekblom8167]

*what about Jim pickens;(?*

[@theseductivepotato7459]

Propose to him

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro here's something you should listen to: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@jenkem69]

Sarah Barnett stop begging for attention you fucking bitch😂😂😂

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@IamaPERSON stop asking for views you asshole

[@eracli0]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. You da best Kevin.

[@braedonhuereca7525]

4:57 His accent lowkey jumped out when he said "dirty"

[@amymeller2425]

After watching Kevin’s videos Kevin: sociopath Audience: every video 10% closer to being a sociopath

[@marshmallowloaf]

Earliest I ever been, also the happiest. You're amazing Kevin, keep doing what you do

[@IamaPERSON]

Know who else is amazing? You.

[@marshmallowloaf]

@@IamaPERSON Right back at you :)

[@IamaPERSON]

@@marshmallowloaf thanks!

[@djfebrezee]

This is so wholesome. You're all amazing and deserve the love you recieve! Have a wonderful day/night!

[@IamaPERSON]

@@djfebrezee you have a good day/night too!

[@Carl_Frank]

I love when you just threw a shard of broken plate at the audience without comment. 15:05

[@kubaz2308]

Me: *See Kevin's video is from Cooking Simulator* Also Me: Oh finally nothing can go wrong Kevin: *Sets kitchen and audience on fire with firecrackers* Me again: Yeah I was very wrong

[@ewagawthrop3674]

“I hope you don’t go up in flames” as I am drunk and have multiple lit candles around me lol

[@catzgaming1857]

"A bit of ketchup never hurt anyone" Me with a tomato allergy: 😳

[@iaobtc]

14:25 "I don't even know what's happening anymore" Neither do we, Kevin.... neither do we

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

11:12 You've heard of Hot Crossed Buns, now get ready for... *HOT SAUCE BUNS*

[@MsNikkieMichelle]

Kevin, my dear, you are a treat-three years ago or current times-your videos are such gifts. Santa? Pfft, eat your heart out. Kevin gives the gift that keeps on giving ALL year ‘round.

[@RegretfullyMine]

Your cooking shows are always the best on the network, Kevin.

[@luv2shuvaskateboardjournal101]

as someone learning to cook, this is delightful to visualize. Kevin just throwing plates off camera before frantically trying the door to find it locked, then realizing he's trapped...

[@veggiebabie4285]

“I can hardly make toast” lmfaooo

[@ellenmental]

OMG I completely forgot about your irl cooking/baking videos, PLEASE do more of those, they’re brilliant!!

[@ApparentlyNotHere]

I am feeling so depressed and having a midlife crisis so thank you for posting this now I smile

[@itsalore9395]

You’ll get through it!

[@JTsavage7577]

Imagine this game but you have to make it through a full series of masterchef... that would be nearly impossible.

[@th0tslay3r44]

Since Kevin won’t be uploading today, I will say Happy Birthday Kevin here, Happy Birthday Kevin.

[@mrc7160]

Happy Birthday Kevin! Found your channel through RT Game over a year ago (back when he was TF2 streamer), so glad to be a viewer of your videos.

[@potatogames5410]

Closest to a new episode of baking bad I guess.

[@________stephens8251]

so this is how my college cafeteria operates.

[@lukakatunaricskaro]

Gotta be real careful when they start yeeting plates.

[@robby576]

Description: I'm actually a really good chef Actual video: *sets audience on fire* Me: No, the best

[@mawortz]

Your videos are a great relief during these times

[@Hollowsquirrel92]

The sequel we’ve all been fecking waiting for

[@benfulford813]

This video had me laughing beginning to end. Thanks for playing this

[@jacobnewman5079]

Thanks for signing my wallet today and for signing my friend's powerbank/doorstopper Also well done for your insomnia joke yesterday

[@IamaPERSON]

That insomnia joke kept me up all night, thinking about it.

[@jacobnewman5079]

@@IamaPERSONJesus! Not more insomnia jokes.

[@patrickkennedy7972]

I wonder what his idea for using it as a door stop came from it was completely the wrong shape

[@jacobnewman5079]

@@patrickkennedy7972 His arse

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jacobnewman5079 that explains why it's well rounded

[@AmyAnnLand]

Makes me miss your Bad Cooking series. I know you said those videos didn't do well, but I loved them!

[@kaijuhunting]

"bit of ketchup never hurt anyone" me, allergic to tomatoes: 👁️👄👁️

[@roboslacker5593]

My favorite part of cooking shows has always been watching the chef smash plates and set the kitchen on fire.

[@notaraider7115]

“I feel so formal wearing a tie for my videos!” RtGame: First time?

[@vanillalykke6711]

Imagine turning on the tv and then see this.... It would be the best entertainment ever!

[@martabartoszewska104]

To be honest, this would be a huge succes. How many people would actually stop watching it if they saw tge audience on fire?

[@vanillalykke6711]

Marta Bartoszewska me!

[@nobodynever4326]

Is it cooking? Yes Is it Baking Bad? No Am I pleased? Somewhat I guess

[@pandagod2141]

I’ve probably been watching you for almost a year now and I feel like I’ve watched almost every video you’ve done even past ones 😂 I’m addicted to your KZbin videos I absolutely love them thank you 😊🙏

[@dakotawilson1644]

when you go to american public school so the explosions dont scare you

[@Tyler-ip7mj]

I love how this is specifically the Food Network channel. Imagine watching an episode of Cutthroat Kitchen and thinking you’ve seen the worst there is to see and then Kevin comes onscreen

[@jackbowles2238]

Met you at insomnia today, it was great!! :)

[@yeetyeet4974]

Lucky

[@ZombieMiezz]

Lucky you (:

[@ptolomaios4118]

Whenever Kevin is in costume you know it’ll be a real performance 😂😂

[@potatogames5410]

"I need a Potato" Please don't cook me.

[@Unluckycat1351]

Potato Games lol

[@potatogames5410]

@Defluffificator I choose my main concerns thanks

[@lucwijngaard8413]

I love this game and especially your gameplay! *Feckin' Amazing*

[@JustSeaweed]

Hey Kevin, I met you at Insomnia today! Was lovely to meet you.

[@ciaran0058]

I took the photo btw

[@user-wb1ex6dl5c]

I went to see you in Dublin on Saturday you were a very nice person keep doing what your doing

[@AhegaoWaifuJuicer]

2:00 Kevin: i need to trow something bigger and more useless at it me: **Grabs Aqua**

[@stephaniehandy4910]

I discovered you a month ago because of your Facade video. Since then, I incorporate the word feck or fecking into my daily conversations. Thank you for the laughs! You are the best!!!

[@bremusa322]

I’m making cabbage soup right now, so this is perfect!

[@davidh5956]

Great video. I love all videos where you cook anything. It's the funniest thing in the world.

[@sodium7127]

I always knew the audience would end up in flames Best quote of 2019

[@gracechristensen5177]

Hey Kevin, I just want to let you know that you are easily the funniest person that I have seen on this app and I really appreciate what you do. 👍🏽

[@jeufejdjj6355]

👍🏻

[@sinner9192]

Kevin is the evil and more chaotic version of Guy Fieri.... no wait scratch that, he’s just Irish Gordon Ramsey

[@emperororthopox1691]

Imagine going to a cooking show and the chef disappears around the corner and all you can hear is breaking glass and the chef shouting "for fecks sake how the hell do you get that down" only for the chef to reappear with a torch and half a stick of dynamite blows up half the studio and then starts telling bad jokes as everyone is running for their lives Classic Kevin

[@default6274]

Cooking Simulator but Kevin burnt the "but" in the title.

[@yasssg8897]

For a second I thought he was going to do another baking bad episode. But I'll take this too

[@taxevaderyoshi5795]

7:28 he truly created hells kitchen

[@viko7272]

I normally don't leave likes on KZbin videos but Kevin always asks so nicely, how could I refuse

[@skwerrul6516]

This doesn’t make me want you to bring back baking bad any less! But it’s a start

[@martabartoszewska104]

We're slowly gettnig there, he'll have to do it eventually

[@AJGAMES957]

I got so excited for a second because I saw Kevin in a chef hat and thought baking bad had returned

[@feliciareal634]

*The new Gordon Ramsey*

[@NicholasJScott]

BUT he won't say he is going to murder someone cause he won't wanna give out warnings

[@ceridwenaeradwr8105]

1:03 The only think I can think about: "YOU get a death spell! And YOU get a death spell! and YOU get a-"

[@neonz2712]

16:55 Kevin, that's not a psychic vision; That's a psycho vision.

[@davidyde9062]

how does every video he uploads make me laugh so much, i don’t even bother watching the video before liking it because i know i’m going to enjoy it.

[@AmaranthPrince]

Me: Boys are so hot Me: Girls are also hot wtf Kevin: Blowtorch

[@Lunaskyuwu]

"most of it made it on the plate" sums up every cooking video from kevin