I made a restaurant but it has my horrible custom menu

A restaurant but it has my horrible custom menu, no puffer fish this time
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[@haimynameiskai]

"and how much dairy product will go into your dishes?" "yes."

[@IamaPERSON]

*Now that's a lot of dairy!*

[@astrofornaught]

TOKOYAMI

[@LikaLaruku]

My family cooks the same way.

[@haimynameiskai]

@@astrofornaught ah, a man of culture, i see

[@boo4blue483]

@@IamaPERSON Now thats alot of damage

[@BoredMurphy]

"I obey" sims when they meet Jim

[@IamaPERSON]

Or Kevin

[@BoredMurphy]

@@IamaPERSON yeah or kevin

[@thattbugg9531]

Nah nah they dont obey straight away you need to beat em a lil bit

[@dominikkuharic1259]

@@thattbugg9531 LOL

[@miracleschmidt4342]

I really wanna see what literally anyone’s knew will think about that comment.

[@devanbjornberg7957]

I like how he tried to make an ugly funny character but just ended up making Colonel Sanders

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Your comment made me burst out laughing

[@SnivillusLupin]

Well, he did date Colonel Sanders that one time.

[@private755]

His burning desire remains in his subconcious

[@trumpet12345]

Kevin loves the KFC

[@brandonmccork781]

LMAO!! 😂😂😂

[@mkashe]

"Misery Meat" *flashbacks to pufferfish*

[@dickmcdiddly4411]

One dish starts the misery the other one ends it.

[@nobody02348]

No that's mystery meat the pufferfish is. The human flesh would be misery meat as they are locked in his basement

[@zombeyfreak7162]

Aeugh

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Mystery misery meat

[@ainedangerfield]

anyone: closes eyes kevin: you’re depressed

[@shoutarho6081]

So THAT'S why he didn't need his eyelids...! It all makes sense now..

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Wonder if that's what he says to anyone who sleeps

[@spicybeantofu]

@@diggydiggyhole-fan Well sleeping too much or not enough is one of the signs of depression.... Lol

[@horseeatsdogfood5721]

Fouuuü

[@kritzkrieg14]

it is because I can't see you with my closed eyes, dude

[@NamariCo]

Kevin: *"We have a nice spaghetti dish, (made of human flesh)."* Customer: *What?* Kevin: *What?*

[@Curlyheart]

Stone Cold Steve Austin: *What?*

[@ihearthueningkai]

My mom: What?

[@IamaPERSON]

My dad: What?

[@boopthesnoot4465]

The human: what?

[@Curlyheart]

@@boopthesnoot4465 DESTROY ALL HUMANS!

[@ranthropologist]

I'm begging you to try and make the misery meat recipe. I need to know what it would be like. you've written the plans, Dr. Frankenstein. You must allow your hideous creation to live.

[@katsucandy]

If he does that he'll probably end up in the hospital bc I'm 99% sure that shit's toxic. Think of his poor _everything_ pls

[@ranthropologist]

LoserKatsu “Baking Bad but I pay for my horrible crimes”

[@fabra1122]

Ahhh a person to my taste 😂 He doesn’t have to eat it.... At least not all of it

[@midgematic8659]

Im pretty sure one taste would immediately give Kevin type 2 diabetes

[@Avocado7765]

He could but that would be a war crime

[@goth.1e]

Normal people: Lets call our meal something nice Kevin: M I S E R Y M E A T

[@josieannmariee]

Me having a relaxing morning: Kevin: MY NAME IS CHEF !!!

[@inziewienzie]

Is that a filthyfrank reference lol

[@Coleswan02]

@@inziewienzie MAXMOEFOE DICK

[@lastnamefirstname9581]

@@inziewienzie lmao I taught it was a 22 jump street reference

[@MolnarSPeter]

@@lastnamefirstname9581 Both, chef meme from max combined with the jeff meme. i think it was said in maxmoefoes PAX vlog several times the way kevin said it and most likely in Cold Ones as well

[@FloridaGuy53]

Do you think Kevin knows about... "The Human Cake?"

[@darthalvarez2046]

Customer: "Yes, may I have the Misery Meat, but without the meat?" Kevin: "You mean Misery?"

[@Chocomint_Queen]

"What can you even make from 100g of sugar, 100g of butter, and 100g of flour?" That's a pound cake recipe. It's literally called a pound cake because you add a pound of each ingredient.

[@kateharvey9959]

"You get what everyone else gets... food poisoning!!!" Had me ugly laughing. Kevin's comedic timing is almost as good as his funnies.

[@MerkhVision]

His comedic timing isn’t almost as good as his funnies, it IS the funnies!

[@gabrielv.4358]

Yessss 🤣

[@sarahweekes4829]

i expected him to say "hey everyone, my name is Chef, and were playing KEVIN"

[@IamaPERSON]

That would be a nice twist.

[@frankisnot1148]

Literally same

[@nobody02348]

We're not were

[@sarahweekes4829]

@@nobody02348 its just one mark missing and its a youtube comment lol

[@nobody02348]

@@sarahweekes4829 this was also just a comment so why did you care?

[@mechanolloo]

Kevin: My restaurant will be much better than last time! Also Kevin: Makes misery meat and practically poisons all of his customers

[@aurangzebbaig4712]

At least there wasn't any *P u F f e R f i S h*

[@Pops6185]

But they sure loved the decor.

[@Melisurfer]

he sticks to his techniques

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

"practically"

[@jakeeastman5629]

It is better, considering what he does in games.

[@user-bv3gw4zp3y]

I think I speak for many people when I say we are still waiting for the revival of baking bad, Kevin

[@SnivillusLupin]

If he ever does revive Baking Bad, I hope he uses Cooking with Dice that me and my friend sent him!

[@jacksonmichael7032]

Kevin: "i'm sure it wont go wrong this time" Sims NPCs: *are you sure about that*

[@liamfitzgerald1400]

That “Pharmacies” joke hit kinda different

[@SnivillusLupin]

It's basically true, though.

[@skystygian]

Time stamp?

[@liamfitzgerald1400]

Grace Whaley About 10:34

[@SeanLaMontagne]

#USA #USA #USA

[@pariasemi2681]

As a pharmacy student, I don't know how to feel about that joke😂 Cause it's true honestly😂

[@woolfieMcP]

Kevin: "We need a microwave" *Chef Mike has entered the chat*

[@spectralbread]

Chef mike died man... :'(

[@woolfieMcP]

@@spectralbread he didn't die...he merely transcended into a higher plane of existence

[@restinpeas1284]

"I've never been ahead of anything" A car, for starters. (I'm sorry)

[@scottbecker4367]

Legend has it that you can feel your arteries squeeze when you're less than a block away from the restaurant.

[@wackyduck3]

Naming it bankruptcy banquet then saying, “Come eat for free, it’s not my money it’s the bank money!” Made me laugh so hard My face hurt.

[@davidmackayy]

This reminds me of the time I went to a restaurant, ordered tomato soup and she brought out a chopped tomato in a bowl with some hot water poured over it

[@krahvata]

That's the cooking simulator restaurant

[@piercedsiren]

Technically isn't wrong. There's tomato. There's liquid.

[@bushbabe7493]

soup tis a disgrace as it is liquid

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

Why were you ordering soup?

[@webagoly]

@@darrencrissistotallyawesom918 What's wrong with SOUP??

[@CianMcGuirk]

"Don't ask for recommendations cause I can't even remember what's on the menu" - Kevin 2020

[@ellieeyegirl9459]

That tiny little awkward, "Have a good day" bit at the end actually kind of made my day.

[@nikkiesona]

Day 312 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@IamaPERSON]

312. For some reason, that's a good number.

[@nikkiesona]

@@IamaPERSON Maybe because 12÷3 is 4, and 4 -1 = 3 and the middle digit of 312 is also 1 (the same number I subtracted from 4), and also the square root of 4=2, which is also 4÷2, and 2 is the last digit of 312. And since our brains are hard-wired to search for and recognize patterns, the number 312 is an inexplicably appealing number to us. Or maybe it's just a nice number, idk, could be either. Happy birthday. Edit: Also the last 2 digits of 312 are 1 and 2, which if added together make the first digit, 3.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nikkiesona I was alluding to that, well done for figuring it out!

[@gman235]

312 makes me think of a countdown gone wrong

[@aureliegilbert1523]

We did this to my band teacher in high school. I support it.

[@frankjandris6972]

I just had the most wonderful vision of Jim Pickens yelling in sim about the feckin lamb sauce

[@Melisurfer]

Kevin: ,,That's a good name! I'm good at naming things!" Also Kevin: naming his soup ,,Soup-er shit" Oh yes Kevin, you are indeed good at naming things!

[@Balnazzari]

"what can you get from flour, sugar, and butter" that's shortbread, kevin

[@lionwilliams5390]

Please give "The Test" on Steam a try. It just came out. It's a psychoanalysis personality test and it's super creepy!

[@IamaPERSON]

Ooh, I saw that. I couldn't sleep comfortably for a while

[@MiloKuroshiro]

You guys are scared this easily? I'm really weak for horror, but The Test is a joke haha

[@IamaPERSON]

@@MiloKuroshiro to each their own, I guess.

[@boopthesnoot4465]

Ohhh could you link it I wanna try :D

[@tirsden]

I didn't find it spooky in vibe, but in accuracy.

[@kennedyquick505]

I highly appreciate the fact that the “but” titles are back

[@gameplayer77801]

"Being a cheapskate myself, I love when there's plant pots just all over the place" Does anybody else get a Gray vibe off of Kevin right now?

[@mrbeastmaster1459]

Graystillplays is like his Floridian older brother

[@rubyclaws]

@@mrbeastmaster1459 nah 100% younger brother, gray is cool but kevin is superior

[@serotonin.scavenger]

Gordon Ramsay would self-destruct with Kevin's restaurant

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Does it serve pufferfish?

[@CaptainGrimFSUC]

I don't think it's great enough for such culinary excellence

[@IamaPERSON]

Does pufferfish serve you?

[@robertaviles8451]

Would you REALLY want to eat the pufferfish served here?

[@georgeprout1765]

Oh dear leader, may I join your cult?

[@elliot_rat]

eaugh

[@wonk123]

“chef kevin, may I take your order”

[@IamaPERSON]

Gotta *cut* him some slack first.

[@bruh-a-nator7845]

I'll take the soup-er shit

[@ryleefisk1764]

I like how Kevin made Colonel sanders in the first version.

[@klimaap97]

Kevin: “we need a microwave” Me: “YAY! CHEF MIKE!”

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

I see you're a man (er maybe woman?) of culture as well

[@ahzayah9026]

You are so good at giving food posioning to every client in your restaurant. In every game.

[@pissganger6612]

It threw me off more than it should have when he said “My name is chef” instead of “my name is Kevin”. When i say this I’m not saying that I got a second of confusion, I’m talking like, I forgot who I was watching for a good few seconds

[@SeanLaMontagne]

This is why he named his channel "Call Me Kevin" If he didn't, we'd forget

[@TheCourtneySears]

Kevin, you need to post a video of you just playing bop-it for 15 minutes. 10/10 top vid

[@saschamuller1536]

"Everyone love microwave food." If you listen closely, you can hear Gordon Ramsey screaming in the distance.

[@heymisslittlelu2527]

I’m so happy you’ve posted!! 😊 Your videos help me smile and laugh through the day. Thank you. Keep doing what you’re doing. ❤️

[@i_am_the_liquor3734]

I'd love to see binging with babish try and recreate Kevin's recipes.

[@Calvin.Hobbes98]

So you want him to kill himself. That is the only way this will end

[@dualdestry2856]

For some reason, Kevin's cooking videos always turn out as the best videos.

[@AmyAnnLand]

I always enjoy the subtle editing in your videos.

[@scenczyk1429]

Pharmacies: "You don't know how much it should cost" 😂😂😂 😭😭😭 Didn't expect that

[@zacharyheine4177]

"Spike everything with 150 g of beer" is a legit strategy with alot of the chefs I know

[@stevenclark1662]

Yeah, I popped hot for alcohol on a lab UA a few years ago. Hadn't drank in years. It took me a week or 2 to realize it was ALL the booze the chef at my restaurant would cook with. He always gave us tons of food to take home, so I was just consuming small amounts of alcohol all throughout the work week without knowing it.

[@liakz416]

Kevin: "We have to make it awful so the people would stop eating soup." People: "No, I don't think I will."

[@AmeAiLollipop]

It seems no matter what game Kevin plays, his ultimate goal will always be attempted murder. Please never change lmao

[@djfebrezee]

"My name a chef" Wh... Why...

[@MolnarSPeter]

Nostalgia hitting you?

[@XxFluffyxX]

Day two of asking kevin to play my littlest petshop for the wii

[@BoredMurphy]

Funny that when you start doing this I discover the fact that I still own that game

[@utterclown1580]

This video is like 74 layers of irony deep. By 2 minutes in, you've got a meme inside a meme inside a meme

[@tafellappen8551]

I love how kevin listing his menu just sounds like my younger brothers cracking up over words like “poopy”

[@Beccaaaaaxx]

1:27 omg hi Nikki we missed you

[@alexandernovatney9159]

Kevin: "I've never been ahead in anything" Hey there, you're kill count is WAY ahead of most!

[@JesusChrist-qk7uh]

WARNING! 😥🙅🙅 _FDA has issued a civil discrepancy for everyone:_ ⚠ *"If you don't eat your vegetables then off with your testicals lmao"* Everyone take Action Immediately

[@kermitcobain9126]

Good thing I'm vegan then

[@evilmontica1848]

Good thing i dont have testicals.

[@rerolero]

Misery meat was my nickname in high school ;)

[@bruh-a-nator7845]

Why

[@bruh-a-nator7845]

I'm afraid I asked now

[@porter2226]

Tokyo!!!!!!!!!!!

[@eilidhtait6250]

"I've never been ahead in anything" Wow, way to lie to your loyal subscribers, Kevin. We all know you were ahead of that car.

[@Stella.22g]

"my name is Chef" Me: cries bitter tears over filthy frank leaving

[@cecilygriffis6508]

Carrots hold no nutritional value for rabbits. The misconception of rabbits liking carrots came about from a bugs bunny animation where he imitated an old western where the cowboy was chewing on a carrot

[@delightfulhormones]

Can we just take a second to appreciate how many green screen jokes Kevin made? We stan

[@ECOG_]

Can the rest of this comment section just refer “Kevin” to “Chef”? 🤔

[@ECOG_]

KING AUTISM TV that is cool

[@ECOG_]

KING AUTISM TV May I say,it sure is a pleasure to be in your presence

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ECOG_ you're joking, right?

[@ECOG_]

The REAL person! Yes,why wouldn’t I be joking?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ECOG_ because believe it or not, people actually LIKE that dumbarse.

[@KodahWolf]

*Customer:* “Ah yes, can I get the Soup-er Shit?” *Waiter:* “And would you like a stick of lard on the side?” *Customer:* “Yes thank you. And a small cup of beer to drink. uwu”

[@camillaaston2495]

5 Stars! Great video! Ambience was great! The only downside is that the mystery meat made me feel sick just by thinking about it.

[@januszmanczak161]

Would love to see Kevin actually cooking Misery Meat

[@dagothur7171]

☆☆☆☆ Felt sick after eating misery meat. BEST RESTAURANT EVER

[@kaiserkong6587]

That filthy frank/maxmoefoe/idubbbz reference at the beginning 👌

[@draketaylorsmusicspace8066]

Man I love Kevin. You add joy to my day. Thanks my dude

[@Isosyth]

"It's not me, everyone else is the problem" As someone who works in a restaurant, you definitely have the owner mentality.

[@thewanderingone679]

On the next episode of Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares:

[@WolfpackNikky]

When you said “my name chef” the maxmoefoe Stan in me had a heart attack

[@tashasmith6754]

"And the cheapest chef money can buy" Me, named Natasha, a baker:

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Is there nothing you can't do Kevin that makes it funny to watch?

[@crazycr33p3r2]

I can't believe this was only February.

[@suriyahill3042]

7:44 Me: watching this while eating soup and enjoying it

[@hellabread5706]

The "My namea chef" triggered nostalgia I didn't know I had

[@Sneaky.Fecker]

I laughed so much during the entire video, Kev if you ever start a restaurant I will come even if I die of food poisoning

[@thedgzgames427]

2:59 Everyone when the dear leader visits them.

[@esequielvasquez1175]

He successfully made a school cafeteria

[@kylamavencamp637]

Low Ambience Kevin: Did you not see the vase?! Hahaha

[@NortmanCA]

If kevin doesn't hit 3 mill this year a child will be VERY UNHAPPY

[@orchidrose1410]

“Misery Meat” loves “Company Stew”!👍🏽🤣

[@maddypoop_6465]

Day 200 of telling Kevin that he’s the best KZbinr on this platform and we all love him Day 140 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama Day 61 of telling Kevin to sing Timber

[@uncle8658]

Maybe stop stalking little kevin

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

Day ?????? of asking Kevin to play Super Seducer 2 again

[@yamato6764]

All three agreed

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

What about the fourth one?

[@karikrummi4222]

The fucking my name is chef joke killed me

[@robertaviles8451]

I now know what I'm going to name the "Meat Wall" in the new Sims4 Eco Lifestyle pack - MISERY MEAT ! 🥩🥓

[@Storm1A11A]

Person: Complements Kevin for his restaurant. Kevin: Wow you are stupid Lol kevin is so funny

[@raredays2767]

OH MY GOD HE SAID "MA NAME A CHEF" my mind has been blown

[@legus9684]

I laughed so badly at "Soup-er Shit" that I fecking cried. Good job, Kevin!

[@tjavxIII]

“Hello we love your off center rugs and look at it all the time” I see what you did there Kevin

[@avaccian629]

You literally opened the Krusty Krab

[@thewildfae8603]

Been struggling with depression and anxiety today, this has made me laugh! Thank you!

[@WeeJacko001]

Best thing about an extra day in February? An extra Kevin video to watch

[@finnstewart4747]

That "evil presence" review was scarily self-aware for an NPC.

[@Ghxstcore]

Achieve your dreams and never give up random person scrolling to comments!

[@Ghxstcore]

KING AUTISM TV lol

[@nobody02348]

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS begone

[@nobody02348]

@@Ghxstcore be careful KING AUTISM TV is hated by most people who watch call me kevin

[@bionicarmy04]

Day 295 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator

[@IamaPERSON]

One day

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@alextheladd8000]

Bionicarmy04 indeed

[@jammerb887]

It’s the perfect game for him

[@sugoistalin7809]

Is it even a game though?

[@Astrialogical]

So I slowed down a speed modeling video to see how they did it, I completely forgot I had the playback speed at 0.25. Hearing Kevin say "My name a chef" really really slowly just made it so much funnier.

[@prestonjones1653]

"I don't know what you could.make out of 100 grams of butter, 100 grams of sugar, and 82 grams of flour." A small pound cake?

[@wyattunrue5354]

Ooh, I’m really early today

[@IamaPERSON]

Hi really early today, I'm a PERSON

[@Pinguinausquetscher]

Day 626373732838..fyou of saying that kevin looks extra cute today.

[@themightycookie01]

[Me, with Type 1 Diabetes, watching this] [Kevin, making a dish guaranteed to give you Type 2 Diabetes] Me: ...𝙂𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 '𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙡

[@amateurchef9992]

My does “hey there friends, my name is chef” make me laugh so much