Callum Asks Count Dankula and the Lads, Why Are You Gay?

[@firebirdstark]

Isn’t that guy a Supreme Court justice in America? Wow what an honor!

[@urkince26]

He also has a HUGE... following on the internet,

[@Inquisitive0Minds]

@@urkince26 And a small gentleman's sausage.

[@unknownvagrant6851]

​@@Inquisitive0Minds Weiners to go with a gentleman's cocktail

[@turnerd20]

he's so generous with his time too

[@firebirdstark]

@@turnerd20 generous, gracious, no words can suffice for his kindness and humility

[@grimnir8872]

Now THIS is what I expected when Dank showed up.

[@patrickglaser1560]

Drinking mimosas;)

[@unionjakass6589]

“You’re about to see some white supremacy” DANKULA PLEASE-

[@davey1602]

In Dank's case, that would be Woad Supremacy :D

[@harbl99]

Mint jelup just everywhere!

[@Ojthemighty]

... Please get it all over my face

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Supreme Court Justice

[@cl0k3]

Based Don simp

[@dr.threatening8622]

Dank's wife is Scottish, anger is their superpower

[@illbeyourmonster1959]

That's every woman's superpower. That's why they all hate each other. They all know whos behind the mask.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Sue is so wholesome though

[@Pretty_Girl6-02]

I once dated a Scottish girl myself, and let me tell you she could go from super cute to Angery like a Demon faster than you can hit the deck. ... Maybe it's a socttish thing? 🤔

[@JesusFriedChrist]

@@Pretty_Girl6-02From what I’ve seen, latinos are pretty spicy. I think it’s just a woman thing.

[@illbeyourmonster1959]

Ang er is every womans sup er ower. Thats why they h ate each other. They know whats undereach others masks.

[@x43902467]

I love these segments so much. It's good to know all the professionalism and responsibility hasn't turned these guys into actual adults.

[@garethbattersby]

Seeing Carl looking at everyone as they're laughing is like seeing their dad looking at his sons as they're getting rowdy at the dinner table.

[@urkince26]

"I'm sick of women. I'm gay for God." "Like Connor." My fucking sides 🤣🤣🤣

[@ben________3156]

Fucking brutal, lol.

[@JR-rv3xr]

Emotional damage

[@sexycenturion7074]

Is Connor top or bottom for God?

[@JR-rv3xr]

@@sexycenturion7074 I think he's the bottom. Remember the holy spirit will be inside of him

[@jhoughjr1]

@@sexycenturion7074everyone is bottom for god….

[@Myles452]

They need to have count dankula on more

[@spook75a28]

The world needs more Count Dankula all around.

[@MyrddnWllt]

Mark is a blessing wherever he makes his presence felt.

[@KageMinowara]

I miss chaps being able to have conversations like this.

[@Arthurskittenboywife]

i miss large corporations not trying to turn me gay.... also not being gay

[@KageMinowara]

@@Arthurskittenboywife It's easy Anon, just don't be gay.

[@deathblade2639]

​@Arthurskittenboywife why are you gay?

[@tdoran616]

They never stopped, it just got more private

[@K_-_-_-_K]

​@@Arthurskittenboywifephub is owned by a Rabbi lmao

[@WayStedYou]

Nice to see you have Pedro Pascal on the show

[@benjaminrazo6131]

Thought the same, dude.

[@feliz2564]

Ok so I wasn't the only one who noticed 😂

[@charlesdanaa8514]

I genuinely thought it was him at first.

[@lachlank.8270]

Double eye and brain transplant! Mountain be damned

[@kadrick4446]

An improved version.

[@yogeybogeybear3542]

The athleticism of female Corn stars has significantly increased

[@TheCarpenterUnion]

And the belly hair on the men

[@johnjames5842]

How do you know they are real females?

[@arkgaharandan5881]

what you mean?

[@gyromurphy]

Like Uma Jolie.

[@meesteranonymous8177]

​@@johnjames5842they have real vaginas, cmon it's pretty obvious

[@CyberChud2077]

“IT’S NOT A CHOICE IT’S NOT A CHOICE” They certainly seem to think it’s a choice.

[@candyjack3659]

It obviously is. That doesn't even have anything to do with if it's wrong or not. It just is a choice.

[@robertbeisert3315]

It's not a choice! Now choose to not be straight, bigot!

[@ohsweetmystery]

@@candyjack3659Yes. All action is a CHOICE.

[@ekimaulthar2044]

well they choose FOR you evidently...

[@Mrbobpurple]

Acting on whatever you might be feeling is a choice

[@MooreAnalytical]

More conversations like this please. Absolutely hilarious.

[@twentyrothmans7308]

It should be a 24 hour channel.

[@Butterwinkle]

"Nick Fuentes would have been bummed at school." Oh boy, did that like age very well.

[@Numptee86]

Please get Dank more often, this was gold 😂

[@Orpheus063]

If it's possible to turn someone gay when they aren't already then it's also possible to revert it. They're admitting that gay conversion therapy would be a valid tactic to fix these issues in some people. Big self own.

[@redragon_istaken]

Honestly with how malleable the human brain had been shown to be the last few decades i think it's only a matter of time before someone figures out how to create a working conversion therapy

[@16m49x3]

Their worldview is that everyone are gay and the only reason someone would say they are not is because they are repressed.

[@jhoughjr1]

It was often pitched around during the 90s that if one couldn’t get a girl they should just be gay. This whole idea of it not being a choice is new relatively.

[@nwerd7584]

@@jhoughjr1 that "advice" is pretty common in the incel boards now., troon out, you'll get attention.. the point they leave out is you have to fuck dudes.

[@okami425]

​@jhoughjr1 the idea now is. If you're not successful as a guy Trans as a lady for benefits of being female. Some people are even targeting others and "grooming" them into it

[@leonemaledetto1500]

This is the finest lads hour ever

[@MikuPoutQueen]

Dankula having a bottle of Bucky is just pure CLASS

[@gyromurphy]

I've been trying to figure out what he was drinking. What kind of booze is Bucky?

[@richardhall6034]

​@@monkeypox9757those monk's know a thing or two lol

[@BoringOldXboxGamer]

@@gyromurphy It's a caffeine/alcohol drink 15% abv. Like Jägermeister but not as strong.

[@manfrombritain6816]

@@gyromurphybucky is 50% of why Scotland is a shithole these days 😂😂

[@1tofallen123]

And can't be sold in the US

[@80krauser]

They yearn for the Plantations for real. And as for the men saying ‘Forget women’ clearly Callum hasn’t read the bathhouse graffiti from Pompeii.

[@harbl99]

Gaius and Aulus, bros _in aeternis_ .

[@problematicspaghettios]

100% do. It's no coincidence that the ones who yell the loudest always seem to have HUwhite BFs/husbands.

[@PaIaeoCIive1684]

The old myth that Ancient Greeks and Romans endorsed man-on-man action? They were much less into it than westerners post-1960s. The quare activist-academics of the last few decades really got their way.

[@j.harrison6744]

Let's make it real, lads..

[@fitz9559]

_“Weep, you girls, my penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!”_ - Pompeii man

[@pieshka4509]

Feel like 10 months after this, Sargon is confirmed correct about Fuentes being gay

[@Telthar]

I can never not hear "Why are you gay?" in *that* voice.

[@R_Caine]

Neither can I.

[@Munchies2019]

"Who is gay?"

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

Glad i'm not the only who's noticed that trend, bless you Callum my fellow Scientist.

[@crasheffort]

Nick Fuentes is 100% gay.

[@sexycenturion7074]

"Cat boi love sent from above," Nick Fuentes.

[@plain_simple_garak]

As if the blacklight c+mhunting episode didn't answer that question for all time

[@leonardticsay8046]

Ded. Lol.

[@candycanessongs]

They need Metokur to confirm.... dude is gheyer than a Mardi Gras

[@undeadwerewolves9463]

100%

[@FredSpade]

This was like TV except good.

[@colinr0380]

And less sexualised.

[@uh-ohspaghettio7826]

I miss Callum so much on Lotus Eaters. Wish hed come back. Lotus Eaters is still great but he brought his own special touch none of the other hosts can bring. :(

[@happydog6500]

Dank is what Carl would have become if he discovered Ketamin

[@noctisthehumanslayer777]

I'm surprised they didn't invite alex jones on to go hard; "F**k you I was right! F**k you I was right! F**k you I was right!"

[@Matzkxmx]

The Fall of the Eldar Empire stays realistic

[@jhoughjr1]

Good thing the emperor protects

[@AnOldEnglishBloke]

*Slaanesh has joined the chat*

[@Magicbased121]

Cannot wait for the Lotus Eaters' productions of Man Fucks Woman, starring Callum in a wig

[@colinr0380]

That makes it sound like the next Broadway musical, or Andrew Lloyd Webber production! I can just imagine the marquee lit up with that phrase!

[@captainphoenix]

Best of luck to Lotus Eaters Out of Context on this one.

[@beacurnearecurvata188]

Go Count Dankula!

[@wendyswonderfulworld9030]

Facts were spit...Dank is pretty great!

[@kaizokujimbei143]

What measuring device should I use to count him?

[@thetruth45678]

The best defense against your wife bringing up things in the past is to constantly be doing things that irritate her so she can't recall any specific events since they all just run together in a heap of fuckery, rather like this sentence.

[@harbl99]

Callum: "women h*lding h*nds" Disgoostin! I hope Carl will be handing this utter degen his P45 immediately.

[@sulijoo]

The PornHub admission is surely ammo we need in this trans war.

[@jffry890]

It was also obvious. I've been noticing for a while now that trans shit had been seeping into my search results even when incognito where search history and cookies are blocked.

[@colinr0380]

Wait, they charge admission now? Surely emissions are enough!

[@angusmacchilly5468]

RIP Dank talking about his wife :( aww Sue

[@ShadowAkatora]

8:23 "All of the zoomers are gay" -Sargon 2023

[@thisismedgr]

Just a bunch of lads riffing on issues and having a laugh... More of this, please!

[@colinr0380]

To be fair fifteen minutes of waffle is how most PH vids start, this is just that bit before all the clothes come off and the rest of the video continues behind a paywall.

[@mork07101960]

If you are abused or deliberately confused before 6 years of age, you can be influenced. We need to protect small children. Teens are also easily confused because they have a lot of growing going on. If this group are targeted, they will join the cool club, even if it means cropping bits off. I would guess many would regret that move later in life, but might not want to admit it. Being part of a powerful group has its perks, but they won't be happy unless they have worked through and resolved their mental health issues.

[@GreentextFeverDreams]

Shout out to the guy on the bottom left who offered to sell me a dag the other day

[@PaIaeoCIive1684]

The one sporting the 'Scouser from the 70's look?' Didn't say much.

[@JohnSmith-sb2fp]

Whats a dag?

[@GreentextFeverDreams]

@@JohnSmith-sb2fp Brad Pit in Snatch, d’ya like dags.

[@ottovonbearsmark8876]

Just because it’s not a choice, doesn’t mean things don’t affect it’s likelihood. The evidence definitely leans towards nurture rather than nature on this question, and they know it.

[@ohsweetmystery]

The idea that anyone can look at a nasty, hairy man's a$$ and feel anything sexual is beyond my comprehension.

[@al-imranadore1182]

It was always a choice in 99% of the cases.

[@johnnygreenface]

@@al-imranadore1182 It being developmental as opposed to genetic doesn't make it any more of a choice. Like how people can't just choose to not have abandonment issues or have a phobia.

[@al-imranadore1182]

@@johnnygreenface People can overcome phobias and abandonment issues, they’re curable, if you're comparing h0m0$exuality to them then h0m0$exuality is a problem just like phobia and abandonment issues, it's just a matter of choice whether you want to cure h0m0$exuality or live with, even a cancer patient can refuse treatment but that doesn't make refusing cancer treatment a socially accepted thing to do, same apply to h0m0$exuality.

[@wendyswonderfulworld9030]

This tickles me endlessly! 🎉👏😭

[@ManicRay]

Great to see Pedro Pascal making regular appearances on the show.

[@LOCATIONREDACTED]

He did fuck-all in the Mandalorian, nice to see him make himself useful tbh.

[@epicmage82]

Now that I'm in my 40s I don't even bother to go to bars anymore. I've never even talked to anyone I didn't immediately hate in over 20 years of going.

[@jhoughjr1]

I’ve been in bars since I was a kid and yeah you only get a certain caliber there

[@matthewmckitrick8592]

Does Callum even own another shirt?

[@timewarpdrive77]

Lmao

[@harbl99]

He has seven of them. One for each day of the week. Find a look that works, stick with it. Must respect.

[@Solon_The_Lich]

Callum Owns Nothing and Looks Happy, Maybe Eating Ze Boogz and Living in Ze Pod In 15 Minutes Prisons is Good!

[@Corvid-]

He also has the man-dress from Afghanistan

[@illbeyourmonster1959]

I knew a guy in college who seemed to only have one shirt. Turned out that he was working at a clothing store as a stockboy and they had ordered several cases more of a certain Animaniacs shirt in one size than they needed. They fit him so they gave him like 30 of them rather than throw them out.

[@pollyesther77]

Oh this is solid gold

[@badnewsjp]

Guy with a moustache suspiciously quiet on this topic

[@Boysermusic]

😂😂😂😂

[@alexiachimciuc3199]

Who's he?

[@Bruhmin-jw9ie]

​@@alexiachimciuc3199Pedro pascal

[@simonwinn8757]

They want kids to get interested before their sexuality is crystallized.

[@sijul6483]

All part of the plan.

[@fergawesome3732]

Lads’ Hour is ducking hilarious

[@LethallyReptarded]

Glad to know the certain websites are doing that on purpose because I was starting to get worried about my suggested 😂

[@timtbone8187]

I told my friends it was popping up won recommended and I stopped watching because of it. They accused me of watching it and dismissed any further claims I didn’t and they were pushing it. Good to know I was confirmed right 😂!

[@colinr0380]

@14:01 To be fair, in the less permissive past when homosexuality was not tolerated if you were a 'confirmed bachelor' becoming a monk was the best way to remain 'undercover', and not disgrace your family by remaining troublingly umarried. So a lot of gay men (and probably asexual men as well) were kind of steered into a closer relationship with God to maintain proper etiquette whether they wanted to be particularly religious or not. Of course that eventually led to certain scandals in the Catholic church when it turned out that you cannot completely suppress your desires, no matter how hard (oo-er!) you try.

[@scienceface8884]

Is that also why they've been insistently recommending videos with titles about keeping it in the family to anyone not logged in for nearly a decade now?

[@user-sp8kb3is5w]

i could watch this for hours. please make this a regular thing.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

I am so tired of hearing about sex.

[@SenseiLlama]

I'm convinced sex was made up by the government as mind control.

[@Edge_Boye]

No bitches?

[@themeangene]

Who's the young Pedro Pascal look a like?

[@BlitzedNostradamus]

That Trauma team shirt is sick.

[@manfrombritain6816]

quite amusing watching Carl not really being amused by half of it but sort of enjoying the ambience

[@mogznwaz]

He’s become Dad 😅

[@skeetercreek6455]

I absolutely love this format!

[@vikingbraid7515]

Yep, it’s a choice, always has been. The whole rainbow movement is a giant predatory lie. Change my mind 🤔

[@rahn45]

The reason why it's not a choice is simple: Just take a look at Muslim countries in where you get a lesson in human flight if you do. You risk everything and gain nothing, no one sane would make that kind of choice. The same logic applied a few decades ago when people would have their reputations ruined, their families disown them, and/or be mentally reconditioned; why take that risk for again, basically zero gain? Course things have changed now, there is now zero risk. Course when something has zero risk then it's easy for people to 'choose in' even if it's impossible for people to 'choose out' for a lack of a better way to put it. The thing to be careful about is to not misrepresent the predators: They aren't rainbow, they are chameleons. They were around before the alphabet showed up in different forms, and they'll still exist after the current thing.

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

Oh no you're on the money

[@CyberChud2077]

It’s a paraphilia. Basically like sex addiction. People at the bottom of a social hierarchy either cannot or believe they do not deserve normal love and therefore they reenact aspects of normal heterosexual relationships with other men. Or animals. Or kids. Depends on how they view themselves. But it’s all self abuse, and seeking bigger “highs” to make up for what they believe they lack in their real life.

[@CyberChud2077]

@@rahn45It makes perfect sense when you realize 1- they are self loathing and 2- what they are doing is self harm. So to make a comparison to the example you gave: Same reason people still use drugs in countries like Japan where the penalty is VERY high. They are acting out, and it is self harm. They are TRYING to hurt themselves.

[@robertbeisert3315]

"Choice" isn't quite the word, but it isn't inherent, either. It's more of a bias or even a fetish, rooted in one's history, hormones, and mindset. It's not unlike an addiction in that way. "You can just not drink" is true, but it does ignore the complexities underlying the lifestyle.

[@jeztaylor6308]

Now i'm not homophobic, you've only got to look at my record collection..Pet Shop Boys, Queen, they're all bummers 🤣 **Gareth from The Office

[@cfuse]

I'm gay, and the amount of FtM bait and switch in porn for us is significant too.

[@emperorsnewclothes9405]

the sophisticated Scottish palate , bucky and tizer

[@eriksundqvist]

So good to see Carl and Dank together again in the current day. Every day is super current so I deeply thank you for all your efforts to keep us based.

[@HillarySJohknaym]

I like this lads hour show

[@rosbifle413]

Get PJW on!!

[@MKULTRA1999]

It’s crazy that you got Pedro Pascal on the podcast! Well done, lads!

[@mattbuckland5848]

Thanks Callum, needed a laugh

[@christines6108]

You guys really make up for the no swearing on the daily show!😮😂

[@WreckItRolfe]

This is how Englishmen speak

[@mattanderson6672]

This is brilliant!

[@elenaphisher244]

0:04 Guy in the bottom left looks like a Scouse Pedro Pascal.

[@thebatman4279]

I came here solely to say this

[@BinaryExplosions]

And THAT is the "safe" section you decided to put out on KZbin??? Time to go watch the full thing!

[@johnnygreenface]

About Nick being unable to speak to women, I will say as a gay man when I was deep deep in the closet I had a lot of issues talking to women because I was constantly anxious about both seeming like I'm not into women while also not wanting to seem like I am into the women I was talking to. Nick just kinda reads as a fruity dude in general, past all the irony

[@thomas79marshall]

I have a theory that exposure to sexual activity in childhood makes you gay.

[@leonardticsay8046]

Yep. Why do you think grümers do what they do? It’s a cheaper way to make new gays than adoption and surrogates.

[@ohsweetmystery]

Exposure to GAY sex in childhood.

[@margaretqueenofscots9450]

There’s a link for sure. Milo credits his gay abuse for his being gay now

[@endthelogin]

It can. There’s lots of contributing factors, sexualization during the development of identity is a large part of it.

[@beckriv9854]

So, kind of but not exactly. Early sexualisation leads to a person being more open to concepts like homosexuality. Think of it like this, coffee is an acquired taste, some people don't like coffee, but tea is much more palatable and easier to drink, and if a person drinks tea from an earlier age there is more of a likelihood that as their taste develops, having been plied with tea in their adolescence, there is an increased likelihood they will have more of a taste for coffee, even if they wouldn't have naturally liked coffee without the early tea exposure.

[@cinnamoninit6028]

I don't know why in the world this came back up in my feed but it looks like Carl has been vindicated on the Fuentes issue. 😶

[@johnepavek]

Ok, NOW I’ll subscribe

[@burnzy3210]

Yeah about Connor... He's a well dressed and groomed young man who is fascinated with female pop singers, he also just came out of a relationship and talks a bit too much about the church. He's got a touch of the rainbow about him 😬

[@toastle8005]

I don’t think the relationship he just came out of was his choice though, he seemed pretty broken up about it

[@burnzy3210]

@@toastle8005 If you were dating a guy who was starting to act like a rainbow, you'd probably break up with him too.

[@SoulTransient]

​@@burnzy3210cant deny that but maybe it was because of his barbie take lmao

[@burnzy3210]

@@SoulTransient What was his take?

[@jessicaroberts521]

@@burnzy3210he probably thought it was a good movie seeing as he has the kenough mug

[@Amun-Re]

Me and a furry friend had a very interesting observation when we were talking to each other a few months back. We noticed that IRL we aren't really attracted to anything (which would make us both Asexual) but when it came to seeing furry art we became homosexual. I do think the panellist is correct in his observation that porn destroys relationships between men and women. And I would go further and agree with a point Academic Agent posited that porn (if consumed regularly) can rewire the brain. Rate of consumption does influence my sexuality since I am IRL nonsexual but online Im homosexual.

[@averageanger7092]

You are very brave to admit in such a place that you regularly consume gay furry content. Also fair point. I consider myself "bi," but in reality I'm essentially straight. Only in fiction do I really find gay things appealing. In reality, 99% of the people who I'd consider viable partners for me are women. A small 1% of men, maybe. Internet and fiction tastes vastly differ from that of IRL.

[@goosegirl941]

Oh my god that thumbnail

[@Count10Ibus]

Miss Calum.

[@maurice22ravel]

Nick Fuentes is most definitely gay!

[@brawndothethirstmutilator9848]

100%. The closet he’s trapped in is wall to wall dildos.

[@al-imranadore1182]

If he is, it was a choice.

[@some1online2]

"Because look at you!" Based thumbnail maker.

[@jeremyn8562]

Hundreds of hours of deep, intellectual debate, reasoning and conversation and one

[@hydranmenace]

Some women have R fantasies and in addition to this trend on those sites they also have been removing dom male, / sub female S and m and replacing it with sub men, "godess" themed dom women, sissification, etc. It's not like it's all been removed but it's clearly weighted pretty hard in that direction in searches.

[@candyjack3659]

14:05 In Connor's defense he's Catholic so he's straight for Mother Mary.

[@networknomad5600]

Why don't ya'll do more with Dank? Dude's a gold mine of content and basedness.

[@MightyGachiman]

He lives in the mountains, isolated from actual civilization

[@silentdogfart4892]

I would love to have a pint or 5 with Dank

[@Qs_Internet_Cafe]

You mean... A MEGA pint ?

[@TheInfiniteAmo]

09:50 Carl, ONCE AGAIN, too BASED for this world

[@majormajorasic]

12:06 Aged well!

[@iwannabewherethenakersaren6884]

lmao I wonder if he had a Sargon moment and Sue got sick of him gooning to troons?

[@broark88]

The zoomers aren't all gay. I checked the numbers, and for generations, only about 2-3% of the population have been monosexually homosexual; about 0.5-0.7% bisexual; and

[@beauxjones8793]

Look it’s Pedro Pascal’s long lost brother

[@originalSPECTER]

That's a quality PJW shitpost tbh

[@kathrineici9811]

Aged like fine wine with the NickxDestiny leaks

[@SinginShooter]

11:40 Key and Peele skit "Biiiiitch."

[@mogadeet6857]

Count Dankula is so funny. I kind of respect Sargon for keeping a straight face most of the time.👍👍

[@eatonknass247]

After almost a decade, he's probably very used to it

[@tomaszwota1465]

4:59 - LOL! I guess precautions against the YT automatic ears have to be made ;)

[@iamnotyu5548]

14:20 Niel Patrick Harris was with over 60 women before he met his now husband.

[@dissident_media]

Paul Watson Wishes

[@jesperFrost]

I like the conclusion: that means they know homosexuality is a choice!

[@kjp4250]

No more than heterosexuality is a 'choice'.

[@nwerd7584]

If you guys did more episodes like this I bet more people would pay for the personality driven bants.

[@MrEnoch-dy4tg]

One thing I do not understand. Why would you click on something that you have 0 interest in? It’s not that complicated to avoid stuff you don’t like

[@Grandmastergav86]

Why's there an extra from Brookside in the studio?