Camelot - Golden Films

[@brianhebert6152]

"Let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a low-budget place."

[@wstine79]

"It's only a poorly animated model."

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

@@wstine79 "SHHHHH!"

[@juliagoodwin9510]

"Aye."

[@dubuyajay9964]

"Myesss myess."

[@gryffonmanic]

"right"

[@smallmetalowl3209]

When Monty Python’s version was more respectful to the source material than yours…

[@TheRoflcer]

And to think, the story of Arthur and Camelot might have had a happier ending if he had married an overly obsessive squirrel instead.

[@JThom529]

Totally, at least she was willing to defend him in the face of danger

[@MforMovesets]

"And thus Arthur married the obsessive squirrel, and they Camelot."

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Hmmm would be an interesting story if that Squirrel was Morgan Le Fey who used magic to be more human.

[@BBBHuey]

The Disney sequel that never was. Would've been perfect ^^

[@jeatzaxl1862]

You know, it really says a lot about Arthur when out of all the relationships he's been in, the most normal one was him with a squirrel. Thinking about that is already putting a tear in my eyes, damn you, Merlin.

[@carsonsmith7314]

1:29 This was written by Peter S. Beagle. The writer of The Last Unicorn, the writer for the animated Lord of the Rings movie, and the pilot for Disney's Little Mermaid television series. We all agree this is a MASSIVE step down, right?

[@norah6147]

Damn, Peter Stepped Low

[@GracieLizzy]

One of my fave Star Trek TNG episodes too.

[@carsonsmith7314]

@@norah6147to say the VERY least.

[@LauraM96829]

I was shocked to see his name in the opening credits. Last Unicorn is one of my favorite books.

[@carsonsmith7314]

@@GracieLizzythat’s another reason he’s too good for this stuff.

[@attilavarga1152]

I love that Arthur supposedly lived around 500, in the super early middle ages, but all of these adaptations always depict him in the late middle ages.

[@Longshanks1690]

In fairness, I don’t think most people could tell even accurate depictions of centuries in the Middle Ages apart from one another. They all kind of blend together for the average person.

[@AuroraPaintBrush4444]

My theory fashion/when the first Pop culture artworks were made. A similar situation with Renaissance art. We get some "big names" in art. Some of the "Pop art" for Jesus and the Virgin Mary were dressed more closely to the contemporary artists, and the artists using expensive materials. Blue pigment was pretty expensive. That's why Mary wears blue a lot in that time period. But earlier paintings might have red, because of how expensive the red pigment was in certain locations. So... Yeah I can say it comes down to some Pop art becoming the "norm" or visual meme.

[@GracieLizzy]

This makes sense given that a lot of the earliest contributions to Arthur Lore like Historia Regum Britanniae, the writings of Chrétien de Troyes, and the Vulgate Cycle are from the 12th and 13th centuries so the they sort of set the ascetic to when they were written rather than earlier.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Well people to this day keep doing Medieval stuff at "RENNAISSANCE" festivals so what can you expect?

[@FrenkTheJoy]

@@koichidignitythief7429 Drives me crazy. At the RENAISSANCE faire seeing people dressed like it's the 1200s, or like they're fairies... no. I'm fine with people showing up in 16th century Japanese clothing at RenFaires, but it's like... ugh. I wish Renaissance festivals/fairs would have "only Renaissance costumes or normal modern fashion allowed" days.

[@shironarwhal6145]

I'd like to think that Peter S. Beagle just sent in a rough first draft and the people at Golden Films were like "yes this is perfect, we'll start production right now!"

[@cameronstone4495]

Y'know, in some legends Merlin's magical powers are attributed to him being half-demon so perhaps him controlling Arthur's life only to have it all fall apart and him brutally die at the end was a little less noble than he claims.

[@syppy7416]

I think there are also some versions where he's the antichrist but he's not too keen on the ending humanity thing

[@carsonsmith7314]

So remember to believe in magic... Or he'll kill you.

[@Crystal_Dylan]

@@syppy7416I’ve read a couple versions where he was intended to be the antichrist but his mother repented and told her confessor everything and that somehow stops him being the antichrist

[@Malin-mt1ey]

@@Crystal_DylanI think they baptized him and that somehow stopped it? Might just be something from another version though.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Yeah that was one of the weirder adaptations where he wasn't just half-demon but the actual anti-christ who was baptized to not bring the end of days.

[@ShinGallon]

Little known fact, the child-eating giant was really the one who went to quest for the Holy Grail.

[@MrXemnas1992]

I'm shocked Golden Films had enough restraint to not shove-in an obnoxious animal sidekick voiced by Cam Clarke or Charles Martinet...especially since the film they're ripping off had like 4 of them.

[@matthewmoran5297]

Crazy, isn't it?

[@kingvulturo]

I would have embraced a goofy Gryphon or wise cracking Manticore voiced by Cam Clarke to have something more than treaty signings and cuckolding to watch.

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

Camelot Clarke voicing Arthur's wacky pet dragon would have been horrific but at least we'd have some...maybe not wit, but at least we'd be less bored.

[@U_N_Owen]

I’m gonna guess “Screenplay by Peter S. Beagle,” means, “We acquired an undeveloped screenplay from fifteen years ago with the name Peter S. Beagle on it, but we only used bits of it to as a basis for our own original garbage script because we didn’t find out who Peter S. Beagle was until the cartoon was already in post.” It DOES feel like a dumbed-down fast-forward Cliffs Notes version of somebody’s ambitous TV miniseries.

[@latviandragon2718]

i mean we do have that merlin miniseries

[@Iceteague1]

I was about to say when I saw his name I was like "But he did The Last Unicorn screenplay and it was great"

[@CinnamonGrrlErin1]

To be fair, he also had a pretty scummy manager for quite awhile, so that may of had something to do with it.

[@MrXemnas1992]

he's also credited for their moses film. must have needed to pay some bills.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

He seems to be a novelist, and he's written some decent books. Unfortunately, novelists do not make good screenwriters... with Mario Puzo being an acception.

[@notthechosenjuan2413]

Golden Films motto: "If we can't be the best, let's try our best to be the worst! I know some KZbinr in the future would agree."

[@ImaNerdANDaGeek]

Well too bad for them Dingo Pictures and Bevanfield have beat them out... most of the time.

[@wstine79]

🎶 "A happy place is Camelot We like to sing all day But we can't sing the movie's score Or else they'll make us pay."

[@koichidignitythief7429]

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot.

[@simonorourke4465]

It is a silly place after all.

[@cameronstone4495]

This guy sucks, we all know the true King Arthur is a blue hedgehog who eats chilidogs!

[@AstroTom]

I unironically love that game

[@carsonsmith7314]

I thought he was a guy who couldn’t afford a horse so he had a squire bang coconuts together.

[@mikesilva3868]

​@@AstroTomMike: (laughs) Have you ever seen Frankenhooker?😅

[@charlottecorday8494]

I will never not be amazed at Golden Films attempt to "kiddiefy" such messed up stories. This one was wild, even for them!

[@FaeQueenCory]

Just when I think there's no more Golden Films.... Phelan comes along and brings to light a new horror.

[@rogue7723]

I knew he'd do this from the _Golden Films Hunchback_ review.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

There's a few left, as with GoodTimes.

[@Maswartz226]

The phrase "Shut up Merlin" shows up way more often in your videos than I expected it too.

[@kingvulturo]

*Weird Merlin Mumbling Noises*

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@kingvulturo”shut up Merlin!”

[@Hewylewis]

1:29 Peter S. Beagle!? The author of The Last Unicorn, one of my all-time favorite fantasy novels/movies wrote this?! WTF?! And it turns out he also wrote Golden Films' Moses movie. Hope you mention that whenever you get around to reviewing that movie.

[@patrickkelmer6290]

Oy I remember that one. One of two Golden Films movies I have actually seen.

[@AstroTom]

Goldenfilms is such a weird company. They try to make thier films really kiddy by using a cereal mascot-like artstyle, overused cartoon sound effects and annoying animal (usually bird) sidekicks but then they have the beast be responsible for the starvation of a village and enslavement of the souls of his victims.

[@Carlos-bz5oo]

And women end up rather sexualised compared to contemporary Disney or other animated movies. Plus eagle nipples

[@lemonmelon1883]

And also have Quasi “magically” cured of his hunchback and (non-existent) ugliness. I’m still in awe of the fact that they presented someone being “cured” of their disability as a good thing.

[@DrZuluGaming]

@@lemonmelon1883 Or Anastasia's family being executed with her only surviving because her medal took the bullet for her with Rasputin and the revolutionary army victorious.

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@DrZuluGamingstill can’t believe they have Rasputin being the leader of the communists.

[@monstercombo007]

It makes sense the Worst version of the Arthurian Legend comes in the same DVD as the worst version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

[@brelshar4968]

.. and thus they turned their swords into gold, making them inferior for combat. They all passed away soon after.

[@syppy7416]

1:18 well that's another thing Golden Films' Hunchback has in common with their Camelot I suppose... the fact that DINGO of all people managed to do outshine them!

[@or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS]

King Arthur: I am your king. Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

[@syppy7416]

Woman: well how'd you become king then? Arthur: an isolationist nation sent me to do their chores with a useless sword (Wonder) Woman: how original...

[@koichidignitythief7429]

@@syppy7416 Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[@MforMovesets]

"This is the worst" is a heavy statement after the last cartoon review.

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

Finding out Peter S. Beagle was somehow involved in this made my heart sink so low I could have tap-danced on my ventricles. I 100% buy the theory that Golden Films found a note he wrote on a mustard-stained napkin that just said "knight shit" and that was enough for them to credit him.

[@Longshanks1690]

4:30 “You were of England” This is doubly funny as a common misconception of who Arthur was, because not only was his historical inspiration likely a Welsh warlord/King (or possibly a Romano-Brittonic general of some description) but in some versions of his legends, his chief enemies were the Saxons - i.e, the English. It was why my account’s namesake was so excited to show off what was believed at the time to be Arthur’s tomb - because it would show the newly subjugated Welsh that Arthur was indeed dead and wasn’t coming to save them.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

“Anyone you rescue from a dragon will CHEAT on you! It’s a well known fact.” -Merlin

[@luisa9102]

I remember the first time I watched The Sword in the Stone when i was younger, my dad commented that he didn't like how the movie spent all that time with Arthur as a kid before getting the sword and then never showed him actually being the king. This movie was clearly made by someone who thought the same, and thought: "Sure, we will show EVERYTHING about Arthur... REALLY fast"

[@madder9166]

Interesting choice to be accurate to the original material in only the worst ways. Who am I supposed to cheer for? The runtime?

[@OnDavidsBrain]

13:05 Ok so a list of possible things that horse is seeing to invoke that face. 1. More of this movie. 2. To Boldly Flee. 3. Jamie Olive Oil trying to make Thai Red Curry. 4. Frieza in the Shower. 5. Wabbu twerking. 6. Anton York. 7 An issue of Marville.

[@Pineappolis]

A fine list, although I still think that Jamie Oliver's Thai Green Curry recipe was even worse. The Red Curry might somehow manage to have been even less authentic but at least it would have tasted of _something._ The dash of fish sauce doesn't count because I add more of that to most of my plates of food for one than he did to his meal for four. ...wow, this is so far removed from what I came to the comments section for but apparently it's a hill I'm willing to die on.

[@brianhebert6152]

8. An episode of Chargeman Ken 9. Toepick's face

[@norah6147]

@@brianhebert6152 10 - Beauty and Her Brother Making Out

[@notthechosenjuan2413]

10 Golden Films adaptation of Hunchback of Notre Dame

[@Carlos-bz5oo]

11 my fanfics

[@thecakegarden5324]

I can't believe Golden Films gave us a version of the story where Arthur is chill with the affair, truly one of the King Arthur adaptations

[@gregzotter6189]

It turns out that in Camelot, loyalty is not really a thing.

[@RuinQueenofOblivion]

Guess this movie agrees that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[@matthewmoran5297]

Of course it is! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

[@DrZuluGaming]

@@matthewmoran5297 I mean you can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart throw a sword at you!

[@theoneguyoverthere]

Ever since the Handsome of Notre Dame review, I’ve wondered about the Camelot movie I saw next to it on the DVD cover and thought “I hope Phelous reviews that one too, could be fun.” In other news, the monkey’s paw I’ve recently acquired seems to be working.

[@MJTRadio]

In defense of Arthur not caring about the cheating, he really didn’t all that much in the T.H. White version either. White was suspected to be queer and appears to have written Arthur with some of his own tendencies. Arthur is totally aware for the affair in Candle in the Wind, and informs Guinevere and Lancelot both that he still loves them. But because he’s brought a peace to Britain that will crumble if people decide he is not noble, he needed to put up at least a token show of trying to stop them. That’s all nuance I have little doubt this adaptation played fast and loose with.

[@sarasaland4709]

It's amazing how Golden Films manages to outdo themselves in making adaptations Dingo would call bad.

[@joekearon1336]

Not often you'd root for Morgause and Mordred, but Golden Film's Little Weeny Arthur will do that.

[@superzilla784]

7:59 They're also trying to escape Old Man. Yes, they're wet, but if they're in the middle of the lake, he can't get to them. But now they're trapped because Old Man is patiently waiting for the lake to dry.

[@wstine79]

Brave King Phelous travels through the BOOTLEG ZONE with Sir Wabuu and Old Man Merlin to search for the Holy Goldenfilm Grail.

[@ScottE-2]

Did not expect Phelan to be getting grey hair from reviewing Camelot. I hope you've been well man. Almost missed this. Great review man, sometimes I miss out because the subfeed fails me or your videos not popping up in my recommended like they used to. Got lucky this time so this Friday of mine has been improved greatly. Thank you.

[@andreasnickmann370]

1:29 THE Peter S. Beagle?! Please, tell me it's another Peter S. Beagle. PLLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSE!

[@U_N_Owen]

There’s no way what they made is what he wrote. It does explain why it feels like six hours worth of a story crammed into 30 minutes, though.

[@loneshewolf74]

At least the Disney adaption had an epic shape-shifting battle with Merlin and Madam Mim. In fact, when I watched the movie I didn't remember much else except the Merlin vs. Mim battle. Not even the part when Merlin sort of accidentally sent himself to Bermuda in the future. At least I got a pretty cool Merlin's Bermuda outfit to have him wear in Dreamlight Valley.

[@shwahgamer]

Hey another Dreamlight Valley fan 😁

[@limalepakko6074]

I like that Phelous has like four running jokes about Merlin specifically.

[@UJEvans]

This Merlin story was great. Can you hide it in a cave, please?

[@JThom529]

The after credit scene killed me worse than Weenie Arthur’s death by generic knight

[@slacknhash]

And Excalibur was returned to the lake. Meaning it's COMPLETELY USELESS NOW...

[@gingergoddess8953]

Hold my calls, new Phelous video about a Golden Film just dropped

[@Carlos-bz5oo]

The fact that this is a kid's film with polygyyny and cheating is wild Also, why the insistence Avalon is fake? Spiritual/magic =/= not real, at least within the fictional universe

[@tschubbsifriends2523]

To think that Dingo made not one, but two adaptations superior to Golden Films‘… Wow.

[@HarleyQuinn257]

Arthur: Can we not just make Camelot here in Avelon? Merlin: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@DrZuluGaming]

Of course we can't have The Lady in the Lake because strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[@TrevortheTrainFan]

I swear this adaptation makes Warner Bros.’s Quest for Camelot look like a freaking masterpiece!!! Awesome review btw! 👍

[@Black_Revue]

King Arthur and the Knights of Facepalm

[@Pineappolis]

I... for the love of "Payday" Pat Patterson, they had exactly _one_ narratively viable explanation, right there, for why Arthur thought it was OK to have a second wife and didn't mind Lancelot and Guinevere's affair - that he was raised on Avalon, romance is super-different there and no-one from there would want to lose two people they care about on account of this "jealousy" thing people keep telling him about. ...so _of course_ they wrote it so that Mordred was from there too, even though him being Morgause's son made it far _less_ likely that he'd care about Guinevere having an affair, just to really make sure that what they were writing made no sense.

[@rockmangurlx4973]

DC has the free loving Tamarans, why not apply the same here? Plus, in some ancient Pagan cultures in Europe, it was totally normal to have multiple spouses.

[@Pineappolis]

@@rockmangurlx4973 Yep, makes perfect sense to me. I mean, I'm the A on the end of that acronym that seems to wind people up for some reason (strictly AA but let's not wind them up more) so I'm not sure how much help my perspective is on the matter but nevertheless.

[@a.t.m873]

I hope Phelous reviews the golden films' Tarzan. This was another funny and enjoyable golden films review. 👏😂

[@rowsdower6950]

"Camelot." "Camelot!" "CAMELOT!" "It's only a cartoon." "SHUSH!!"

[@TheMellowFilmmaker]

The sad thing is that this came out the same year as Quest for Camelot, so that means it's a cash-in on that film. A film that bombed heavily.

[@Ranssaran]

The only good thing about all these low quality cartoons is that without them we wouldn't have all these Phelous videos.

[@GarthTheDestroyer]

19:05 "Peace through tyranny?" Arthur is a DECEPTICON!

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

"King Arthur has fallen! Now I, Mordred, am your new leader!"

[@Dim4323]

King Arthur: unsecond thought lets not go to camalot, its a silly place

[@juliagoodwin9510]

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a stupid place."

[@majestic3850]

*king arthur marries two women* frankie lymon: he spittin!

[@tyrant-den884]

Dammit golden films, a guy named Arthur fighting a guy named Mordred is the ONLY real piece of canon!

[@TindraSan]

this movie, Disney's "The Sword in The Stone" and the comic "Camelot 3000" were the only references I had to the Arthurian mythos growing up until I became a teenager, built quite a picture.

[@DrZuluGaming]

For me, it was Blazing Dragons. Anybody remembers Blazing Dragons?

[@TheMellowFilmmaker]

So was Modred meant to be an antagonist? If he was, that's a huge fail. He literally did nothing wrong.

[@magicalpasta5462]

I can't wait to see a Bevanfeild Camelot adaptation lol 😂

[@markiangooley]

Is there one? Seems likely enough!

[@arilumani6194]

​@markiangooley No, there isn't, which might be a blessing in disguise because imagine it being even worse than the Golden Films adaptation.

[@nozoto]

@@arilumani6194 No doubt it'd be, I can picture the knights of the round having the most needlessly fussy talk about Camelot's anniversary banquet for 10 minutes, with such stingy animation it'd make Dingo's Camelot seems as brilliantly animated as Disney's original Snow White

[@hollyhobgoblin8838]

It's fascinating to me that the script writers didn't want Mordred to be the product of an incestuous extramarital affair, so instead thay made King Arthur a bigamist. Like, they may as well have just said that Morgause was a girlfriend that Arthur broke up with before he left without knowing she was pregnant (like in the Lerner and Loewe musical) or just leave him as a nephew (like in a lot of other adaptations.) Genuinely, why would pregnancy out of wedlock be harder to explain to kids than bigamy? In the cartoon's (slight) favor, I do find the concept of a pacifist Arthur raised by magical beings on Avalon who is later crushed by the violent realities of the world fascinating. But, the way it was executed here just makes him look like a whiny, spineless pawn to a couple of dickhead immortals.

[@ruleofoz2207]

It's a mess here, but making Arthur aware and accepting of the relationship between Lancelot and guinevere is an *almost* intresting idea. Very often, the marriage between them is an arrianged marriage for political gain. if that was kept, on top of Arthur already having a wife, he would be understanding that the woman who was forced to be with would rather be with someone else, especially if that someone else is someone he also loves and trusts. The stakes of the affair becomes not about Arthur's feelings, but about his reputation if it was found out, and when it is found out he finds himself in a position where he is forced to kill either his best friend to preseve his honor, or let it go and lead to his reputation tanking. I wouldn't mind seeing this dynamic in a real story instead of whatever golden films is.

[@mechaman7818]

9:18 Get in the damn Excalibur, Shinj...Arthur!

[@GracieLizzy]

If they were trying to go with the "courtly love is noble" angle they maybe should have dropped the "Lancelot's gonna shank anyone who finds out" bit 🤔

[@OzzieAstaroth]

So Merlin could turn people into animals, trees, and other things? Maybe Camelot is really the dark world from Link to the Past... I immediately thought of the boy in the forest that you watch turn into a tree. Merlin strikes again!

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

You know you really screwed up when Dingo Pictures has a "better" adaptation of the story

[@jeffreybarrow9788]

I do not know if I should be shocked that Dingo Pictures has the better version.

[@SamWeltzin]

They probably should have at least made an outline for this film's script.

[@atlanime]

7:36 OH YES....MERLIN!!!!!! BTW, Merlin here is voiced by Gary Chalk, aka: OPTIMUS PRIMAL!!!!!!

[@cthulhukc7six6six37]

Love the videos Phelan the depth of sarcasm is too real and relatable. I had so many of these frustrating movies growing up. The good thing was it enticed me to read the original tales and stories which have scarred me and my children forever lol

[@StarSnowGhost]

This is a great look at how not to adapt a story let alone an entire mythos. It's bits and pieces of what people thought of and wanted for the Arthurian legends/The Once and Future King to happrn but also has to speedrun all the beats of the mythos which renders most of it a nothing-burger cuz there's no actual character development. Arthur having a first wife whom he loved but was married off too Guinevere and so isn't too bothered personally by her loving Lancelot could be interesting, Mordred coming to Camelot and genuinely loving his father could be interesting; none of that matters in the end because this is such a soulless adaptation of parts of the mythos so unlike in the original stories, nothing really amounts to anything and feels like the tangled twist of tragedies its supposed to be.

[@kingvulturo]

You know what a lot of Arthurian legends aimed at kids do? Cram it full of monsters and unicorns to keep them interested. This couldn't even afford to show a big dragon fight, which is typically everyones favorite part. Golden Films just couldn't be bothered when we had so many Treaty Signings to animate instead.

[@johnnyth440]

This movie feels like it was AI generated from all these awful "weak men create hard times" memes.

[@Dominicque1]

3:00 Avalon looks kind of familiar, it's literally the same shot they use for the dream Beauty has in golden films Beauty and the beast.

[@annaolson4828]

Hey wait a minute, they used that establishing shot for Avalon with the unicorn in Golden Films' solo Beauty and the Beast during the dream sequence song!

[@herlocksholmes9341]

It kinda feels like Golden Films is desperate not to paint anyone in the Arthur-Lancelot-Guinevere triangle as the bad guy… which they’d probably have better luck with if Lancelot wasn’t so ready to kill people to avoid getting in trouble.

[@themick5421]

Phelous and Golden Films - an "interesting" relationship. :D

[@evilhomer12345]

I would not be surprised if Merlin forgot which tree Arthur was. Good Arthur was never chopped down in that time

[@foxymetroid]

"Now I have some firewood for winter and... this tree I just cut down was Arthur, wasn't it? Well, I'm not taking another kid and raising him until he's old enough to be a tree for a third time. Better use my magic to fix this and hope Arthur doesn't remember."

[@oren1305]

Oooh, I was waiting for this one, even if it is only a model. I'll be watching this after work!

[@silentecho92able]

22:57 Mordred: Draw it unjustly and it will turn to dust... Arthur: Oh your right! i should use another sword instead of this one, you over there guy in the helmet let me have your sword. Mordred: Wait? that's not how this was suppose to g.. *(Head get chopped off)*

[@LadyBrightcynder]

You have no idea how much I needed this today. Thanks for always cheering me up with your reviews, Phelous.

[@GeneralKenobi75]

Oh yes....Merlin! So that's where Doctor Strange's cape came from.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Oh second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It's a silly place.

[@NessaTheBat1]

I didn't think it could get worse

[@Sandy-xd5bj]

Ilysm and you have gotten me through so many hard times

[@ninavale.]

This...really is the worst and makes Arthur a horrible, horrible husband. All that talk of love for Morgause but the moment he sees another woman he is ready to marry her ASAP. I feel like Heather Dale's Morderd's Lullaby and it's depiction of Arthur(through the eyes of Morgause) is actually accurate rather than bitter/warped "Guiless son, your spirit will hate her, the flower who married my brother the traitor..."

[@danielmalinen6337]

Why do they always forget that the sword in the stone is supposed to be so old and fragile that it breaks in the first battle and then they replace it with Excalibur which Arthur received from the Lady of the Lake?

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

I hate it when they do that, too!

[@or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS]

There are some who call me... Tim?

[@koichidignitythief7429]

I've been waiting for this ever since it appeared in the Handsome of Notre Fuck review. And man as much as this movie attempts to be accurate to the story, it forgot to actually have a narrative or endear us to Arthur and his Knights.

[@DeathofInk]

*sees the video title* It's only a model.

[@ImaNerdANDaGeek]

Oh boy, a golden films one. It's been a while. I hope phelous will cover Golden film's Beautiful Ballerina and the Red Shoes. It is typically Golden films quality, but I actually really loved some of the songs

[@crimsondynamo615]

When Dingo Pictures does better than you, TWICE, you should just close up shop and never pick up a pencil again.

[@DoctorInk20]

8:56 Arthur reacts to battle and bloodshed in the same way one would to seeing toaster waffles getting slightly burnt.

[@Longshanks1690]

14:25 Why is Arthur going around to everyone like Preston Garvey trying to recruit them for the Minute-Camelot-Men?

[@shwahgamer]

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