Camille and Johnny Can't Stop Laughing at Amber Heard’s Hysterical Expert Witness

"DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION, YOUR HONOR?" 😂😂😂😂
What is even happening at this point?! I am speechless, and out of breath
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[@BreakingHollywood]

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[@aaronmicalowe]

This guy is clearly high on drugs.

[@sendrakes4203]

There's definitely just one idiot there 😂😂😂 Bloody Count Olaf

[@i.p.freely4161]

This is all for our consumption to keep the sheep asleep watching a soap opera while the Obiden Admin pulls the carpet out from under the American people

[@Ra-mx4bo]

Yeah he was speechless on how dumb the lawyer was.

[@aaronmicalowe]

@@i.p.freely4161 Conspiracy theories must be the final fundamental force of the universe, cause they're always at the center of everything. 😂

[@kripaharris237]

This judge deserves a nobel prize for patience and kindness She like a kindergarten teacher with 5 year olds

[@bicbiro1116]

100%! "Yes you do have to answer the questions" xD

[@dahnleycabreros4151]

Getting paid really helps lol

[@WegottaLovett]

I’m a kindergarten teacher with 5 year olds. It’s a roller coaster every day. 😂

[@boombs7232]

@@WegottaLovett The judge is more like the principal who doesn't have to face the wrath of witty toddlers....

[@Eyesofwrathvox]

She's kind of like the real life version of Fred Gwynne as the judge in My Cousin Vinny lol. "A hhhhwhat? Did you say yoot?"

[@elonmusk9697]

Not only is Amber ruining her own "career" but she's taking soo many people with her

[@HorizonMediaGaming]

Literally….

[@michaeldenison7339]

Think of it more as exposing them for the frauds that they are. She is doing a public service.

[@lianevoelker9845]

I was thinking the same thing today.

[@joshuadavey650]

@@michaeldenison7339 exactly 💯

[@faith3698]

I was thinking the same thing

[@ohtrueyeahnah]

"Does Willy Wonka not matter to you?" **starts licking his eyeballs**

[@user-kj8mz8gz9e]

😂😂💀

[@donaldflump4586]

"Y- You have to answer questions, yes sir" 😂 Honestly this judge must've just been internally facepalming throughout this whole trial

[@jaybestnz]

I loved how she explained up front clvery clearly that she is a former marine so runs the time super strictly. She gave them a heads up that Amber's team had 10 mins left, and Jonnys team had 32 mins. They were scrambling and she said, yes of course I accounted for side bench. They were so screwed.

[@violet-trash]

I love how at the end of every day she had an expression of complete disbelief. 😂

[@fadwen88]

Yeah, im sure she was. But lets not pretend like that was in any way shape or form a good question he was asked in that moment. It was silly and stupid, and fit right into the entire picture. It was a kiddy shitshow.

[@michasokoowski6651]

@@violet-trash I love how she said "i haven't seen that before" when amber was cross examined.

[@gauravw6948]

​@@fadwen88 How was it not a good question??? He made some weird analysis on real life Depp based on his one reel performance... It's called movie acting for a reason... How incompetent is that for a supposed "expert"!?!

[@MrJaiboi90]

From the bottom of my heart I KNOW that this guy gives fast food workers a hard time when he visits their establishments.

[@rhyswong8976]

Oh boy he could calculate the processing speed of his Big Mac being made and served. And then he will determined whatever that is "fast" enough food.

[@ileniab.s.2318]

That's exactly what I thought.

[@MariaJency]

He'll probably be like, your processing speed is slow

[@childishlenno5438]

Lmao

[@joezuru3753]

He got a suicidal man killed

[@JavierLopez-yo7eb]

This is just proof than anyone can be whatever they want in this country without being smart in a specific field

[@billyjesus5442]

the american dream baby! if only the rest of the world was this good.

[@focusone34]

How inspiring 😂

[@asianartist1]

THANK YOU! too many 'experts' - apparently zero students :p

[@Why_is_gamora]

I envy that power🤣

[@Trigger_000]

*Joe Biden is testiment to that.*

[@thebernice6062]

I'm still baffled by this guy. He showed up to possibly the most televised trial since OJ without brushing his hair. He couldn't defend his "expert" testimony without getting flustered. He tried to get the court to believe he didn't know actors rehearse before going on stage. Then there's the moment he tounged the air like a lizard. If you told me they found this guy wandering the street and paid him to pretend he was a psychologist, I'd believe it.

[@seaglass22]

I'm not sure were you live, but we had a Prime Minister (also Mayor of London at one point), Boris Johnson, who never used a brush in his life and always looked like he'd been dragged through a hedge backwards. Painful!!! 🙄

[@liandre9035]

@@seaglass22 ah yes, the european version of donald trump.

[@srccde]

​@@liandre9035 I'm kinda proud that our version can at least articulate himself better than that 5-year-old trapped in an old man's body.

[@liandre9035]

@@srccde idk what kind of boris johnson you have seen but all i heard from him was some rethoric-gibberish, not really diffrent than trump.

[@ventisette1750]

@@liandre9035 european??

[@ollynolly4592]

"Willy wonka doesn't matter to you?" That is when I lost it 😭. This is pure comedy 🤣

[@seaglass22]

I just lost it all over again! 🤣🤣🤣Spat out my coffee... ☕

[@omar1409]

This is no longer a court case, this is a comedy show, and we're all hooked lol

[@mediterraneandiet2483]

“You have to answer questions.”

[@mishka0x0mishka]

I need season 2 ASAP! lol

[@anonymousgames4u352]

Next witness, Bill Burr.

[@BEstudent]

@@mishka0x0mishka nooooo......I want season 1 never to end!

[@nickpatterson6099]

rolling out more laughs than an SNL sketch

[@matthewwalters9479]

I 100% believe that this is a made for TV movie. There is no way a legal team THIS incompetent exists outside of a script.

[@annabanna666]

na this is just the caliber of americans .......sad truth

[@taccovert4]

@@annabanna666 Some Americans. On the other side of the courtroom are other Americans, who are showing Americans being intelligent.

[@asianartist1]

🤣🤣🤣

[@asianartist1]

@@vanessasworder8375 welcome to the actual world of fucked up people. first time huh?

[@asianartist1]

@@annabanna666 Yep. when money means everything and the truth is simply paid for.

[@TheDorianTube]

I don't get how the American Justice system works. They spent HOURS talking about irrelevant-to-the-case stuff like muffins, dinners, movies, pirates bla bla...what's even the point of this crap?

[@michasokoowski6651]

Well, ambers side was trying to get anything but since they had nothing they ended up with nonsense

[@featherton3381]

Most of that is them trying to discredit their respective witnesses. Amber's team did a great job bringing a group of obvious quacks to the stand, which Depp's team made a fool of repeatedly (as you see in this clip). Amber's lawyers tried to do the same thing with Depp's witnesses, but usually ended up making a fool of themselves instead.

[@gauravw6948]

The point is the so-called "expert" wrongly analysed real life Depp based on his one reel performance... It wasn't irrelevant or unnecessary...

[@Muted152]

The reactions from Ben chew had me howling once again. He’s been so good to watch during this trial!

[@shyyou93]

Camilla as well at the beginning is really struggling to hold it together

[@bnsyphotography2104]

Howling? What are you a dog?

[@Muted152]

@@bnsyphotography2104 triggered after all this time? Wow!

[@msrose20101]

He makes the back-to-the-future scientist look sane.

[@D33S3R]

lol edit: my comment was he went hyperspace before i read this :D

[@teresatano193]

It's Doc's crazy brother from NYC!

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

Dr. Emmitt Brown. That fictional man has a name ya know. 🤣😁🤝

[@farhanmizra]

Great Scott!

[@Rickybk]

Doc discovered time travel, it is not even close but i get it.

[@KForce63]

I just want everyone to understand that this guy is an “ expert witness”. This ladies and gentlemen is what it takes to be an expert. God help us😂😂

[@EcnalKcin]

It is like the old joke: "what you call someone who barely graduates medical school?" "Doctor"

[@emilyvickery8081]

An expert is a drip under pressure

[@thurstable1119]

But an expert in what tho? Being a complete idiot comes to mind. Where did she get these experts from ad they have no clue what they are talking about.

[@lonelyone69]

In America it is legal to pay expert witnesses he's likely purjoring himself.

[@Ray_2112]

And the one after him was even worse...an "industry expert of Hollywood for 25 years" who compared actors and movies she knew less about than any movie fan on tne internet! 🙄

[@thatHARVguy]

Dr. Spiegel: "You can judge someone's processing speed, at any time." Us: *judging his processing speed* @ 1:45 🤦‍♂

[@megamicromanager2449]

omg

[@ed_carnby3431]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@severetiredamage6754]

Very odd indeed

[@FermentDpickles]

Oh, he's been processing speed alright... 😅

[@francesrose18]

Lmao... can't stop laughing! The cat n husband are annoyed w me! 😂🤣😅 I knew the "comments" wouldn't disappoint! 😆🤣

[@stijnvandamme76]

The dude would be the #1 candidate for a Rick & Morty movie with real actors (not cartoon)

[@justwaiting5744]

Wow, you're right

[@YouOnlyIiveTwice]

I've gotta admit, this court case has hands down been the only time I've genuinely enjoyed myself watching something Amber Heard has been involved with. No wonder Johnny wanted this court case to be filmed as much as possible. I'm getting second-hand embarrassment for AH and her team.

[@uelrington9270]

It’s more than embarrassment, it’s destroying !!!!!

[@melbudomo]

Dude, this is like a movie - a treat for us. And I gotta admit, her lawyers keep us entertained!!! No movie director has even thought of this script!

[@lithinganar4456]

Lol same here 😆I have to say AH has a stone face... gotta admit that!

[@artonline01]

Eh well I watched Aquaman twice but I am not bragging or anything lol

[@adamaf17]

Pineapple Express was awesome though

[@davidreiser9663]

If they wanted to bring us someone more crazy than Amber, they’ve done it. This was the best part of their case.

[@BeRightBack131]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@carrotssirlot8267]

The dude is definitely paid a lot to do this. Amber must be desperate 😂🤣

[@uelrington9270]

Hahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ellafont7976]

Hahahaha 😂

[@pheeqzie]

It was hard to watch and just laughable😳😳😳

[@LaurenJ96]

I cant belive this guy is an "expert". He seems more like a possible patient than a psychiatrist.

[@machiavelli3249]

And he was a paid witness. Dude ended his career in a period of 5 minutes.

[@The-Portland-Daily-Blink]

So, acting is like real life? He can judge "processing speed" by a character portrayal, during an episode of ACTING? Is this guy for real? Seriously?

[@thatmeme1360]

Well... if its not evident enough. He clearly runs at a high processing speed , well obviously not during a come down but...

[@user-ys7ur5em1k]

I don't think he comprehends what the word "acting" means. Honestly this is radical stuff and I still don't think it's real. I must be watching some form of Matrix court case. I think that court room has a doorway to multiple dimensions and random characters enter from time to time.

[@TheCcmarine]

@@user-ys7ur5em1k 😆😆

[@eliminatorxx713xx]

Processing speed? What is Mr.Depp a fking CPU?

[@nick1635]

I think this quack is processing speed... a lot of it.

[@charlotte1704]

Judge: “Yes, you have to answer to questions” 😂 Like, wtf do you think you’re supposed to do during a testimony?? 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@forestfairy352]

I’m absolutely not on 💩’s side. But.. were they even paying attention lol why didn’t they object?😂

[@charlotte1704]

@@forestfairy352 I’m pretty sure by now they’ve given up - This is mine and many others’ theory; Her lawyers actually having given up, and intentionally got this ‘expert witness’, because they knew he’d f**k things up for her and her case, as payback for her throwing them under the bus during cross, just thinking ‘I hope to god Johnny wins this case’

[@nicolems]

@@forestfairy352 because they are using the kitchen sink method, aka witnesses make a fool of themselves by saying too much

[@DanniShanea]

😭😭😭

[@PokerPlayerJames]

To be fair, the way the lawyer said it, it did sound like a rhetorical put down mocking the absurdity of his comparison. Guy's still clearly off his rocker though.

[@honeybunnybunny1958]

The judge 😂 I remember when she said “ you’d be surprised to know this is not the first odd thing I’ve seen in this case “

[@queenslander954]

This witness was perfect for Heard’s defence team , he fitted right in.

[@gregsolomon]

With his nervous tics, odd mannerisms, disheveled hair, and the way he talks...this guy is like a caricature that you might expect to see in a comedy movie about a shrink who is going mad.

[@hannahmonroe3094]

he just seems like he's on drugs to me. tweaking out. I've seen people make the same faces and be just as argumentive in the pump area of a gas station talking to themselves

[@scorpionformula]

You may have clocked you are watching a movie right now... lol

[@NerdiconPrime]

When Kramer ends up at the wrong courthouse

[@carolray9737]

Very well said!!

[@FloatingOer]

Or as a crazy inventor in a movie about time travel

[@nottomentionanyone]

Not only Camille and Johnny, but also the whole room couldn't hide their laugh. Seeing Camille smile while looking at the jury's side, I bet some of the jurors laughed as well

[@farahi3976]

Yes

[@pathos7527]

I saw somewhere this cross got easily the strongest visible reaction from the jury yet, some visibly laughed at how ridiculous this guy was

[@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls]

I saw that too! Lmao!

[@darma99]

Despite his ridiculous testimony, I appreciate that he brings a light up to the trial after las week boring video deposition... 😂 I guarantee he will be the top memorable witness of this trial..

[@barnabybot]

Yeah, that seemed deliberately manipulative.

[@nutcell4020]

He reminds me of Doc Brown from Back To The Future lmao

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

Dr. Spiegel honestly was the funniest person in the trial, his mannerisms brought humor into this dark and absurd trial. An alignment chart would have him as Chaotic Evil or Chaotic Neutral, but he definitely will be remembered as the best part of the trial lmao

[@Ruylopez778]

If we put enough weird and obnoxious 'experts' on the stand, the jury might just forget why they even here, right? Right?? It's worth a shot.

[@ppmv4285]

It's the Chewbacca defense

[@Jesplux]

Jesus Christ I think you’re on to something

[@valeriabermudez6024]

Lmao 😂

[@amyjo9707]

😂😂😂😭

[@awkymomo6954]

If the expert is a twit, you must acquit.

[@hannahsimmons682]

“Willy Wonka doesn’t matter to you?” is 100% the funniest thing I’ve heard all week. And that is considering it both in and out of context. 😂😂😂

[@peggypasson8794]

So very true an the Dr face ........to much comedy don't know how I would keep it together if i was there . hilarious

[@Shrimpyyyyyyyy]

His reaction makes me want to drink a glass of water lol

[@Cllocopine]

I don’t get what they’re talking about? Why us Wonka’s “processing speed” important? Obviously I get that it’s bad the so called expert hasn’t seen it but why is that movie in particular relevant to the topic?

[@mister616]

@@Cllocopine To prove that: A) Supposedly Depp's cognitive capabilities in "pirates" were somehow remarkable yet the doctor won't compare that performance to others in order to establish a pattern. B) The doctor hasn't seen everything so he is coming to conclusions based off of incomplete information. C) Depp's lawyer is showing how ridiculous it is that a movie performance is being used as evidence of Depp's cognitive capabilities by picking one at random, because it would have absolutely no bearing whatsoever on the doctor's 'evaluation' as evidenced by the doctor being unwilling to analyze it. Basically he is just proving to the jury that if the doctor puts zero stock in Depp's Wonka performance, why is his Pirates performance any different in that regard? It's just proving that the doctor has a bias, and is cherry picking his analysis.

[@gkeaieropoulo2927]

🤣🤣

[@Saturn08]

Ben's expressive reactions, and camille shaking her head at everything in disbelief that this is an actual witness, and jhonnys pure confusion on what the feck is happening is pure gold to me. This entire case was mostly a joke. I'm glad jhonny got his peace out, I'm glad the trial will be here for that alone. But amber heard team are an absolute joke of a team. They had the advantage but just flopped in every way. There terrible choice of "professtionals" poor questioning, poor objections, not understanding their own questions when questioning witnesses 🙄

[@justinharvey7398]

I need a compilation of Ben, Johnny, and Camille's reactions to everything. They're all so dumbfounded.

[@Jbeasty1990]

This is 100% just like dealing with senile elderly that still have 100% of their speech. Ask a completely basic yes or no question, get 3+ sentences of unrelated gibberish.

[@taccovert4]

At least he didn't challenge the attorney to a push up contest.

[@milkdrinker117]

Like biden?

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

Like Boris Johnson

[@amyjo9707]

😂😂🤣🤣😭

[@tommonk4666]

Trying hard to justify the fee paid to divert the main questions.

[@kcr923]

AH's team must have done this because they are hoping JD wins the case. This was an embarrassment to the defense.

[@petersibbald5444]

An embarrassment to the profession of psyc as well!

[@hippydippy]

My God... If today is an example of all they have left, they must have just said FUCK IT!!! We're Outta Here like you said. If not... They are as CRAZY as he is!

[@czos9239]

Amber's team apparently are "top" Washington DC lawyers. As our capitol has been full of clowns for decades, I'm sure that team does quite well there defending the lowest of the low. Which is why they were all for taking Amber's case.

[@amyjo9707]

😂😂😂

[@dorbie]

More like the only "professional" they could find who was unethical enough to testify about Depp without seeing him had to be this unhinged. His inability to answer the simplest of questions without desperately expounding at length in an attempt to manipulate the message the jury got was astonishing. Watching Depp's lawyer let him go on and on and on and then say, "I didn't ask you about any of that" was pretty entertaining.

[@NavasGonzalo]

My god, I MISS this trial. It was way funnier than any TV Show.

[@Johnnydepp_c7]

I Really appreciate you...Thanks for the support and Love 😘 where are you Located?

[@kimdracula8229]

This reappeared in my feed and I'm grateful. This guy was so incredibly entertaining. Thanks for the good times Dr Crazy

[@GARGANTUAN_JAME]

I LOVE how immediately after he goes in depth about processing speed, he spends 7-ish seconds doing lip movements and breathing

[@satansbarman]

It's almost as if your processing speed isn't as fast when it's not something you've rehearsed, like lies for your testimony

[@jemborg]

Like a fish out of water 😂

[@nightmarextreme4371]

thats because he is high on cocaine, he was jawing all day

[@swagatamurmu7640]

@@jemborg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jesusisking8502]

He is obviously running Windows 10, give the guy a break.

[@Jackolas15]

Expert witness: "I'm sorry I mispoke." Literally everyone: "what the fuck did this guy just say?"

[@diane4488]

Is that the same as lying? There's been a lot of that from Amber. Do they just call it Mispeaking? Lol 😂

[@boounce100]

is the new Slowpoke evolution

[@EtherD86]

@@boounce100 No that's the missing one ;)

[@Aznee]

@@boounce100 Nah it's actually the feminine of sirspoke

[@Boujizz]

You all are wrong, it's about the processing speeds between you and I and them and us and to and from and is to they.

[@jessicarie-tp6ti]

this was the best TV SHOW EVER in 2022 XDXD and someone SHOULD MAKE THIS A SERIES XCDXDXD

[@ompuri1879]

Hats off to this lawyer...

[@adamhawthorn4091]

I'm sorry but the way that the judge said "you have to answer questions, yes sir" honestly has me cracking up. She has been amazing all through this trial but I think her patience for Amber, her lawyers and now her witnesses is finally starting to run out

[@karrobba]

..almost seems like she's looking forward to the next part of entertainment...:). .probably the only thing that is giving her the patience for all this..

[@natly3123]

Sir you have to answer questions ‘.. like you’re now chewing imaginary *chocolate* before swallowing 😂

[@joshn9894]

Me too so hilarious

[@Destiny202]

There was a moment today where JD's attorney asked if today "is going to be a 5 or 5:30 day" and the judge responded with a defeated sounding "everyday is a 5:30 day" I spat my drink. She's 100% done with AH's team

[@loveyloves2]

I just know she’s booking a vacation while drinking a stiff drink, after this

[@V41ayych]

If this person can be labeled as an “expert”, then i have full faith in myself that i, too, can become whatever i want lol

[@mins2midnite]

I believe in you.

[@isla24bonita]

😂

[@DanilaCaruso]

😂

[@frencsymiserable]

🤣😂 so true lol

[@shortizahn]

This should have been the case also before you've seen this expert. Because YOU CAN become whatever you want!

[@rickyray2794]

I have a lot of respect for Camille (and the whole legal team), she is a powerful and intelligent woman. But she has the cutest smile I think I've ever seen.

[@erakattack]

calm down Ricky

[@martindebrois1472]

Love how the "Dr." tried to disarm attorney Dennison, by complimenting *his* processing speed

[@dadaseyi]

Camille is looking over to the jury and keeps smiling and laughing to herself. That tells me members of the jury were doing the same. That testimony was awful. One of the worst I've ever seen.

[@chrissauter5969]

Right? He Loved to hear himself talk...

[@Kavi_Sedai]

You’re spot on! He was sooo bad and embarrassing.

[@esmeraldadebrillo7785]

objection, speculation!

[@tonyan77]

@@esmeraldadebrillo7785 😂

[@zihaochen2379]

1:00 yeah it’s clear eye contact

[@thegoodgeneral]

“Willy Wonka doesn’t matter to you?” This lawyer is fantastic.

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

No joke, I was watching this happened live, and I totally thought that Dr. BageI was the one who had asked the question of “Does Willy Wonka not matter to you?“ I thought this because he obviously was claiming that his baseline for JD’s processing intellect speed was from what he had seen when Johnny was in movies acting. As a sidenote, it is really interesting to see just how many BageIs in general are involved in this court case and JD’s life in general. They make up less than 2% of the US, ffs. Hahaha. I wonder if Johnny will ever picked up on this… Even the people he trusted to manage his money (the two BageI brothers) burned him, so he sued them for $650 million!

[@socks2441]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 what the heck is a processing intellect speed and what does it have to do with this case?

[@christianschwarz4037]

You think that is fantastic? that was just a sarcastic, useless question (useless, because the psychatrist JUST said before, that he judged johnnys processing speed according to interviews, when he wasn`t in movies) and charlie and the chocolate factory is a movie^^) kind of condescending too, so to be honest, I totally get why he asked if he had to answer it.

[@thegoodgeneral]

@@christianschwarz4037 wow, did you write that comment all on your own? Good job! 👍🏻

[@Riomasa]

@@christianschwarz4037 if you knew his intention it would be a lot more clear. His goal in these crosses is to make the experts look ridiculous and sound unqualified so the jury can discredit them. And he’s doing a phenomenal job at it.

[@Sig509]

Imagine being a patient of that guy. Trully scary.

[@peaceful9007]

Camila couldn’t hold it anymore 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jebalitabb8228]

This trial has really shown that being “qualified” isn’t the same as being intelligent at literally anything other than your career. They always come off as lacking any social awareness

[@tdr_paraadvisor3996]

Yep no common sense/ social skills /social ineptitude but got a degree 🙄😒🤦🏻‍♀️🥴😫"couldn't pour piss out a rubber boot" type ish ! Lol 🤣

[@matheuspimentel5828]

I think Amber's team went after anyone that has a certificate and was willing to testify in her favor in exchange whatever they promised, I doubt they are looking fo qualified people

[@TheBaDaBuhm]

He testified that Johnny's cognitive competences are limited because he couldn't remember 3 words during a memory test. Johnny's laywer proved to him that it wasn't ethical to state anything at all since he has never even talked to him, that he has no idea how the entirety of the test went, that he knows nothing about the state Johnny was in during that test, and he kept saying that his methods were academically correct. He thought the ice cream on Johnny was vomit. Said that the earbuds Johnny uses during acting were for lines. Kept confusing correlation and causation. This man is not qualified for anything at all. Fully watching this was not only painful, it was scary as this guy clearly could simply provide a wrong diagnosis and fuck up someones life.

[@joshwa1731]

@@TheBaDaBuhm lol p

[@sinjon]

No one on her team is intelligent in their career

[@anhquocmax]

I love that every week the show introduces a new unique character, and every character does a good job showing a unique personality.

[@plaaplaa6367]

BAHAHAHFTG Johnny depp court case is amazing show indeed

[@mamatee907]

We are seeing poetic character development here 😂😂😂

[@spartaceshipper8767]

ikr!! great casting from AH's production team 😂😂😂

[@kindredzpirit6046]

Looking like a sitcom yeah lol. Sad that the reasons for it is for no matters to laugh. But hey, they are keeping it entertaining for the right reasons, ridiculing AH's side.

[@iwhcyouth1]

I haven't been keeping up with the Kardashians 🤌

[@stephenbelcher]

: A Full Spectrum Analysis of this Dudes Sounds Man✌️🤪😎

[@proxyone5019]

Never heard of an expert witness before. It's pretty apparent that it's someone you hire to be a fraudulent witness for you, I just never knew that existed.

[@davidevans3175]

Talks about "processing speed" then sits there hesitating and stumbling. 100% Quack.

[@Retired_Detective51]

JD defense should have immediately called him out and his slow process speed.

[@ponyboy421.]

@@Retired_Detective51 when the guy is transforming into a lizard like being idk id stay back too

[@Retired_Detective51]

Point made.

[@ponyboy421.]

@@Retired_Detective51 it was really sow too actually, i studied

[@hitenmitsurugi-ryu9880]

he is lagging and out of memory 🤣

[@drnarwhal2888]

Honestly for a filler episode, this one was a lot more entertaining than I thought it would be. Last season we had the muffins but this guy's facial expressions take the cake.

[@vaskylark]

He reminds me of an angry Muppet, like the bald eagle Muppet.

[@MOMO-436]

😂😂😂😂😂😂it was a very good filler episode

[@maamusart183]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@yttrv8430]

Dont forget how my dog stepped on a bee 😫

[@C_AVATAR]

hahaha! Waiting for Season 2

[@Andrew-og7li]

1:50 When you forgot that you popped a couple pills before the session and now you're like "ah shit this a bad time for cottonmouth to kick in."

[@jonahbrown5669]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz really let himself go

[@snak3eye547]

This guy called his patients “my victims” Can’t decide to laugh or feel absolute fear 🫤 Who says that..

[@Colin_Lawlor_Audio]

I think psychologists aren't supposed to use the word victim as it implies powerlessness in an already affected person.. Imagine being raped and your therapist keeps calling you a victim

[@SenoirSnuggie12321]

There's two different schools of thought regarding the use of either the word "patient" or "client" in psychiatry. I don't think he should use the word victim, but arguably you shouldn't call them patients either. Some would laugh at you referring to them as patients too.

[@theislandgardeners6615]

@@Colin_Lawlor_Audio he didn’t say they were victims, he said “My victims” if taken as spoken means he abused or assaulted or committed some act against them.

[@Colin_Lawlor_Audio]

@@theislandgardeners6615 he did. Don't you see that face twitch lol

[@whyisgamora4191]

@@Colin_Lawlor_Audio Beside the fact that this guy is not a psychologist, how is your comment relevant? I think you misunderstood OP

[@Chaparrita-1122]

The male lawyer sitting next to Depp has theeee funniest facial expressions EVER 😂😂😂 Anytime Ambers defense team does something g stupid he just makes the funnest expressions.

[@ScaryTimeTravel]

He is his main Lawyer Ben

[@abstractlearning2673]

He's Ben chew.. the head of his legal team and absolutely protective of JD.. he even stares back at AH when he catches her staring at JD. Absolute gold

[@matthewduncan3285]

@@abstractlearning2673 He looks like he is about to chew her out

[@bennylloyd-willner9667]

He is a real lawyer so he can't believe what the opposing side puts up on the stand I guess 😱😜😁😳😂

[@glassslippergourmet]

He does! I love his face!!

[@wordtothewise9723]

I liked this witness. Because he made Camille Vasquez laugh.

[@zenastronomy]

Johnny depp looking at this dude studying him intently, so he can imitate him as his next weird movie character.

[@arefrigerator396]

When a psychiatrist or psychologist uses the word idiot in the context of evaluation with a person, they lose all credibility with me. That's completely unprofessional.

[@ChrisvalT]

There is one idiot in the picture and it is him... I still can't believe he is a "professional" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jiorgiapeach]

Typically they use terms like ‘limited cognitive capacity’ to mean the same thing.

[@sunnyjoy229]

Yes, that's demeaning to the victims/clients. More so after all they may have to put up with in their personal lives.

[@HorizonMediaGaming]

@@Jiorgiapeach this

[@redchili6927]

There is also what are referred to as "American Psychiatric Association’s Goldwater Rule" which says that psychiatrists should not give professional opinions about public figures that they have not examined in person....which is exactly what this guy did.

[@nugget7865]

Obviously views himself as the most intelligent in the room, overbearing, trying to appeal to the judge as though the question was "silly". Probably thinks the court is laughing with him instead of at him.

[@zangetsu1597]

Sometimes I wish my self-awareness was nonexistent like this.

[@carolray9737]

And man did I laugh at him!@

[@HorizonMediaGaming]

Bruh for real….

[@blackandwhite1756]

Yep. It really exposed his craziness on cross. It was hilarious but at the same time I'm wondering if he was on something.

[@viktormikhailabalde865]

he thought he was winning the argument and he thought the cross-examiner gave silly questions.. freaking hilarious..

[@WestCoastIrk]

we should give this guy a role on SNL, he would actually make it watchabe and funny

[@stormthrush37]

This expert witness was so damning. In convincing me the defense was absolutely incompetent, that is.

[@serenitybeauty]

Amber herself and her witnesses have misspoken, used the word “misspoke”. None of Johnny’s witnesses did. I leave it at that.

[@maybeitsyou1317]

The telling part is if you ACTUALLY misspeak you have no problem admitting that instantly. "Oops I mean this." The telling thing is they usually try to quantify what they said or put it into context and when they get trapped THEN they claim they misspoke. Very obvious.

[@junkapopo]

"misspoke" must be a synonym for something else.

[@thatonegingergamer6673]

@@junkapopo apparently it’s a synonym for “lied” according to Amber Heard

[@BlackGoldThunder]

@@junkapopo She must use "misspoke" and "lied" interchangeably

[@reelfeels3542]

How to know and stay away from women like amber .what are the flags/characteristics

[@Ada_Isabella]

An “expert witness” is invited to a COURT for a high profile case watched by millions around the world, is asked a question by the plaintiff’s lawyer and then turns to the judge to ask “your honour, do I have to answer that question?!” COME ON!!!!

[@d2customz431]

hw was waiting for an objection due to foundation make up but the hair do chicken doodle comon

[@salty3616]

Objection hearsay

[@nutelloza]

Well the question sounded mocking and rhetorical

[@TheEmpers]

Because he sees this clown asking if he saw a particular movie is irrelevant. I could literally hear the rock say “IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU SAW THE MOVIE”

[@niclasjohansson5992]

The lawyers probably just want him to keep on talking.

[@MrDoit187]

This guy was definitley the highlight of this process

[@kevinp8631]

Can't wait for the Netflix series to come out based on this trial or johnny Depp's life 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

[@therealmonkfromtibet]

At first I found this 'expert' quite annoying to hear, but then, it turned to be awkward and hysterical. Pure madness.

[@ritchievernon8099]

I think KZbin is got a slow motion control button I want to see this guy's face when he's doing those things with his lips that look absolutely unsanitary and horrible! 😬😨😹😳🎆 And oh by the way Ringling Brothers called they want their clown back after he gets done making a fool out of himself!

[@rico4you]

I thought this expert was Doc from Back to The Future!

[@laurianekayungu-n3605]

@@rico4you OMG yes, that's who he reminds me of

[@dellboy4375]

@@rico4you I bet Johnny wish he had a DeLorean that went back to the future so we could have gone out of his way not to meet Amber Heard!

[@myytgotdelted2733]

@@ritchievernon8099 he's on coke lol

[@TorrentFiend10]

This guy was hilarious. He did not care how foolish he sounded, he just wanted to have a good 1 v 1 argument. Paid by the hour so he endlessly talked in circles about nothing without any credibility whatsoever. You can really tell this is Amber's witness. Crazy hires crazy.

[@juliaford546]

He's auditioning to play the Doc in the next Back to the Future movie.

[@lupitafonseca]

@@juliaford546 😂😂😂 And i confused him with Jim Carrey in his Count Olaf character at The series of unfortunate events movie🙈

[@MidiPunk]

The hair was a bit of a giveaway haha!

[@debbiemanzonie1323]

Amen. It’s the best they could get with having a client like AH.

[@debbiemanzonie1323]

Makes you wonder, ELON MUSK being the wealthiest man in the WORLD, hiring AH’S lawyers, it’s ALMOST AS IF HE IS REALLY DEEP DOWN ON JD’S side with the CLOWNS THAT HE HIRED FOR AH?!

[@Deepurplerain]

We can almost read:" Thanks for the help buster" from Johnny Depp's mind..

[@JoBlo321]

*The guy looks like a **_Crazy Mad Scientist!_* 🤣😅😂🤣😅

[@Robot-Overlord]

Anyone else worried that this dude made it this many years as an "expert" and this not being the first courtroom he's been in and influenced the cases of serious matters and this dude can't be the only one?

[@Nootlest]

No. You have this in every field. It can't be stopped

[@parulthapar2224]

OMG! Ditto 🤣

[@parulthapar2224]

OMG! Ditto 🤣

[@smoothiegreenburg6065]

whats even worse is these "experts" can make hundreds of thousands of dollars per appearance. my hubs was injured in a tree cutting accident and the "tree expert' my hubs had to pay out of his settlement cost 80k for a deposition that didnt even get used, bc he was also a wack job and they had to hire another guy!!

[@roman111117]

Put 10000 hours into something and you too could be an expert but sadly there aren't enough experts today hence why they use the sames ones time and again.

[@nathangoddard8115]

If he looked into the camera and shouted “live from New York it’s Saturday night!”…I would not have been at all shocked.

[@SaintEuphemia817]

😂

[@maurasullivan3259]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sunlollyloves]

LMAO

[@ninjabadness5068]

You sir are a very "Unique" individual. Thankyou for making maybe not as educated, but definitely more normal people laugh😄

[@DiavoIa]

The defendants lawyers screened this 'expert' witness and approved him, they must of been real desperate...or stupid

[@Loxley81]

JD's lawyer team will have enough funny stories for every party in the next 6 decades. This stuff is legendary! 🤣🤣

[@asianartist1]

that firm just became legendary... amazing to watch. :D

[@takeeverythingin]

including earlier today.. AH expert hollywood witness: 'sorry, what was the question?' Lawyer Elaine: 'i forgot the question.'

[@amyjo9707]

😂😂😂😭😭

[@glen327]

Ahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂

[@Jkjoannaki]

@@takeeverythingin wtf HAHAHAHHHA

[@pryfy7746]

You couldn't make this up. This trial is like a live comedy show 🤣😂

[@r_aguilar68]

Pryfy...we can all thank the turd for it.😆😆😆

[@amyjo9707]

😂😂😭

[@rosevalerio5863]

Lol... for real! I've been following this case since the beginning & was so disgusted after the UK debacle that I initially was going to pass on seeing this trial... That is until my sister called me on the 3rd day encouraging to watch it just for laughs. Man, it has not disappointed! 🤣Lmao, as frustrating & infuriating it has been, it has also provided tons of laughter therapy I didn't know I needed!

[@boleklolek8068]

maybe rather a tragic comedy - cause this thing started with a vicuious liar ruining this man's life - lets not forget that

[@NickysGirl]

Reality is Stranger than Fiction! This is just bizarre at this point

[@peskatarian]

This gem popped up today and I just had to watch it a few times again.

[@Gretchaninov]

Dude, Johnny Depp's processing speed in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was off the charts!

[@johnpauljones9310]

Amber hired lawyers who suck more than she does who went out and hired witnesses who suck more then they do. Good lord, this is comedy gold.

[@thirdworldrider6991]

She's broke. And Elon musk ain't paying her lawyers.

[@adrianavargova]

It looks there might be a movie from the whole trial. "Depp vs Heard Case"

[@phabiorules]

She found her lawyers by asking every law firm around her if they would take her case. She picked the first one who said yes. She found her witnesses with a similar tactic by saying "in your expert opinion, doesn't (insert what she wants them to say)" and picked the first person to say yes.

[@manoramag5747]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mpbiggame1010]

Literally "dumb and dumber"

[@sapora2004]

I didn’t think it could get any better for JD. Then this guy takes the stand. Lol. Thank you , sir!

[@jenniehughes6927]

The biggest clown yet...after Amber of course. Lol

[@klm4446]

... and that Marianne Williamson lookalike crazy lady that knows nothing about films and compared Amber's career to Zendaya and Jason Mamoa. Bhahahaha. Where did they find these people? I guess when you don't have a leg to stand on...

[@Eveedeans33]

The guy has Gatorade!

[@joelleca]

@@Eveedeans33 😂 Yes he needs more sugar!

[@jenniehughes6927]

@@joelleca More meat. Lol

[@cazfloss1990]

This case was great to watch and the outcome brilliant!

[@johngore3364]

There never has to be a movie based on this trail. What we already have here is gold.

[@drunkalfuzzyness]

This was cringeworthy and stupidly funny to watch live. Never seen someone try to squirm their way out of answering questions as much as this 'expert', and fail so hard lol.

[@boliussa]

he is not squirming I don't think you are understanding this

[@into_the_void]

How can you watch the entire thing live.. i find it very tedious

[@donluis2579]

* Es Cargamel , el que odia y persigue pitufos 🤣🤣🤣🤣👎

[@SininStyle]

watching live this guy was insanely frustrating to listen to. You are not a lawyer, just answer the effin question and let the lawyer sort it out. Thankfully no one asked him if water was wet, we would have been there 3 more hours. On the plus side, the jury likely felt the same way and making him answer these specific questions were designed to send him off into these rants. If a jury finds a witness annoying AF, likely to give them less standing/value.

[@GoLakers3900]

You're watching this trial on livestream? That's not mentally healthy.

[@chrisr.426]

No. There’s no way this is real. I refuse to believe this is a legit witness. Someone..somewhere, is pulling a prank on all of us.

[@shogunwilliam9074]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👍

[@noireweiss762]

you telling me, you hadn't had a teacher in high school (or somewhere) that acted exactly like that? that character archetype definitely exist.. and yet I'm still surprised that they still behave like they think they're the smartest in the room and stand above regular plebs in a fucking courtroom!

[@ione8548]

Such experts destroy many lives..ending up divorcing...find abuses where there was no abuse.This world is full of such experts!And many believe them fully!

[@Leigh3420]

Omg all 3 of there faces are so freaking HILARIOUS! When I’m having a bad day I watch these few minutes.

[@yoneirisberenicesantana7897]

“Do I hAvE tO aNsWeR tHaT yOuR hOnOr?” I’m sure that if the judge could she would’ve answered with “yes, you doofus!”

[@vulgervulcan6345]

She could lol she can say anything she wants in her court

[@toriar3238]

@@vulgervulcan6345 that's not true yes I guess technically they can't say whatever they want in their courtroom doesn't mean there won't be consequences if they conduct their self in an unprofessional

[@DiffEQ]

Why can't you type like an adult, sentient being? Are you 13 years old?

[@homelander98]

He actually has a point. He already said he’s not analyzing him from movies “pirates” a couple times then he brought up Willy wonka.. And like he said obviously no and also not Depp in 21 jump street

[@roems6396]

@@homelander98 That’s the point of the question though. He’s driving home to the jury that his deposition was unprofessional. They will repeat these kinds of questions when they witness for the opposition has shown a weakness like this. You think he should just let it go? No, he’s going to hammer it home so everyone notices. You may have noticed Amber’s team repeating the EXACT same question a dozen times. At least he added a little difference to his question, and only repeated it once.

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

Lawyer: Have you seen Charlie and The Chocolate Factory? “Expert”: (gapes and makes faces for several seconds) Me: For crying out loud, either you’ve seen it or you haven’t! What is taking you so long?! This guy has no right to criticize anybody’s processing speed.

[@ramserr1]

EXACTLY! I was laughing so hard...his processing speed totally locked up. 😅

[@IHMyself]

That was so fucking confusing to watch, lmao!

[@itoravit3823]

Dude was on something

[@user-ux1vj9vx7s]

He thought the lawyer was being a dickhead by asking a rhetorical question, which he was. That’s why the guy responded the way he did. How could you not see that dum dum

[@purplevincent4454]

he didn't wanna answer because he watched it. Wonka is fast and chirpy in that movie.

[@captainthrall]

Depp's legal team is putting on an oscar-worthy performance here. "OH WOW THAT'S SO SHOCKING!"

[@silverdoe9477]

I absolutely love Camille’s cringe reaction moments! 😂

[@sleeplessinscotland2578]

It’s the woman in the red that’s got me buckled in this, she looks like she’s praying for him to stop the madness 🫣😂

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

Bwahahahahaha!!!! I can’t unsee her now!

[@mrsirman2177]

Lol might be the wife

[@sleeplessinscotland2578]

@@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim literally couldn’t see anything else once I spotted her

[@sleeplessinscotland2578]

@@mrsirman2177 for her sake I really hope not

[@tygerlillee]

🤣

[@WaltDBrack]

Talks about “processing speed” then gets locked up for 10 seconds when asked about Willy Wonka

[@haitolawrence5986]

Come on now, it's a highly complex subject! 🤣

[@adym15]

“Windows is not responding” moment right there 😂

[@WaltDBrack]

@@adym15 His brain 🧠 went blue screen. Windows error

[@nick1635]

He was processing too much speed.

[@markuspritsch7551]

You're so right on with that! Too bad they can't use it against him. "Sir you're an expert witness but your processing speed was more than 5 seconds when asked a question, is that correct? "

[@ginjaedgy49]

Johnny looks like he's holding that laughter in for dear life

[@TheSnoozeFox]

Having this on while playing Elden Ring last year was peak good times 😂

[@doughnutzaj]

So this so called "doctor" is claiming that he can analyse, judge and diagnose JD by watching him in pirates of the Caribbean? He does realise that he's not captain Jack sparrow right?

[@SCUUBDO]

NO. He does not.

[@nik228803]

The doctor probably thinks santa claus is a real person

[@freetofly9399]

Hilarious

[@nelsonclub7722]

He does not realise that

[@gomezk1493]

This feels like an episode that South Park would make🤣🤣🤣

[@judsonprophete3378]

"You have to answer questions. Yes sir." 🤣😂

[@PinkyakaAyannaj]

I often wonder if Judge Jennifer Dorrow watched this trial and took notes on being patient in the face of so much nonsense. Darrell Brooks really tested Judge Jennifer every day. It would not surprise me if Judge Jennifer took a page out of Judge Penny's book 🤔