Johnny Depp Hilariously Trolling Amber Heard and her Lawyers in Court!

[@nour_n_dot]

This clip is 10x funnier at 0.5x playback speed 😂😂

[@Fish31132]

I am playing at 0.75 and trust me its really enjoyable

[@arr456]

I needed this information Edit: it sounds kinda like their all drunk tbh,

[@kalebhowatt6380]

Ha

[@txcalxy3309]

2x playback speed 😂 😂 *

[@No-.-one-.]

@@arr456yes, I can agree with that

[@shahd-iq3nh]

Amber's lawyer keeps interrupting Jonny so he doesn't waste the court/jury 's time but still asks Johnny the same stupid questions over and over again

[@caseybettis695]

YES ! THIS IS THE ONLY LAWYER THAT’S WORRIED ABOUT WASTING THE COURT’S TIME INSTEAD OF JUST DOING HIS JOB, WHICH IS VERY POOR.

[@aminasabyr4711]

and searching for their documents 10 minutes straightaway

[@tamitribbiani7907]

You know he doesn't give a rats butt about the court and jury's time lol

[@dakotacollins3818]

It's because they keep interrupting him before he can actually answer 😂

[@Orangeman-xv6zu]

I think the lawyer knows he doesn’t have a case so he is trying to make this go on as long as he can

[@SesshouFan22]

I loved his comment “My children are far more intelligent than I am, they refused to be around her.” Humbly complimenting his children and subtly insulting Herd at the same time and I am living for it!!

[@dreadandfun]

You mean turd

[@coral497]

Tbh, people do sometimes blame the victim for staying with the abuser for to long. But people don't realize how manipulative, toxic, frightening and controlling the relationship can get. Abusers only take and use you, so they'll find ways and use their manipulative tactics to drag you back into their lives. I don't think Johnny Depp, or anyone for that matter, should blame themselves for staying with an abuser for to long.

[@sheepish1962]

Tbh I thought he would say that they were far more intelligent than turd woman.

[@sidi590]

IKRR and at The same time meaning that he what angry with himself that he was around her he said my children are far more intelligent but I am meaning that he called him non intelligent because he was around amber

[@ruzinapervinruzy2770]

@@dreadandfun You mean Bird right? Not because she soars high, because of all the shit she's droppin

[@jaykay8144]

“I wasn’t participating in the festival of ice cream” is officially the best quote to come out of a court case ever

[@meganh4604]

I dunno.. The "my dog stepped on a bee" is pretty hilarious. Cause it doesn't even make sense in regards to this trial 🤣

[@jessicacantwell3528]

I wont work for Disney for 38million and a hundred Alpacas

[@gerardoarambula8613]

What about, Objection ur Honer!! Judge: u asked the question. (smh) wtf

[@leslierutledge7196]

@@meganh4604 and the fact that her dog stepped on a bee is obviously more important to her than her guitar playing husband’s fingertip getting lobbed off because of HER!

[@wilsonmcmahonatgmail]

What about 'AmberTurd'

[@ArcheryCat7]

"Are you saying it's her fault for taking that photo" "She snapped it" had me dead😅

[@unclebounce1495]

"Are you DARE saying the woe-mayn is responsible?" "Responsible for her own actions? Yes." "HEATHEN! Woe-meyn across the world have been set back by this trial!"

[@ArcheryCat7]

@@unclebounce1495 yep

[@ladyethyme]

Her fault for TAKING the photo. Yes. She took it. 😂🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[@crackableHash]

That Attorney was such a hack XD

[@charlesmartinjr3971]

@@crackableHash Even after all this time, I still find it hard to believe he's an attorney. I am most decidedly not an attorney, but I legitimately wondered if even I could pass the bar after watching him.

[@BeautifulBoreal]

He has the patience of a Saint and a wonderful sense of humour.

[@Jane-kz8oc]

He is a true gentleman

[@DarinkaH1984]

i think they are trying to piss him off on purpose so that he might freak out, and then they can say: AHA!!! There it is!

[@kathat3526]

great guy

[@torneycarblos9140]

@Liya Club you forgot the johnny depp pfp 😉

[@janishart5128]

@Liya Club: We're not interested in your porno clips!

[@JM-mr6pz]

I actually GAINED more respect for him through this trial.

[@samcrorie]

Same here... plus he's hilarious

[@ElDuderinoh]

We all did

[@janeflanigan9502]

Same here

[@nellylegend7264]

Me too 100% gone up in my estimation of him. Doesn't even look like he's trying to hide a thing and he's coming out on top every time. She's fucked and I'm so glad. She deserves everything she gets for them kinda lies they ruin lives even someone like Depp

[@JovialBuchanan]

Yes❤

[@JD-vi7pk]

"You cannot always be right. You should try being wrong sometimes because you might learn something" great quote

[@Melissa-cb7wz]

I still have yet to hear her her admit to being wrong about anything ever. Huge red flag of a toxic person.

[@shubhammathur7048]

My mom says it all the time and she's the wisest person i know 😃

[@nimmha6708]

@@shubhammathur7048 it's funny that most mothers seem to be the wisest people we ever meet... How can Miss Turd be a mother?

[@underlinegaming5617]

Facts to that

[@Schmidtington5005]

@@Melissa-cb7wz factt

[@Samatryx]

"I was not participating in the festival of ice cream" had me dying 🤣🤣

[@daviddonnelly426]

😂

[@handyjayes1]

For a father to openly admit his own children are more intelligent than he is, rather than thinking he is always the wisest one in the family, tells you about the heart and character of Mr Depp.

[@ginasamuel2362]

Yes it does

[@MEOWMIX3DS]

@@AlKay38245 literally! had a weird feeling about my step uncle, turned out he is an abuser. I've never told anyone because they might think I'm being rude lmao. Trust your kids!

[@handyjayes1]

@@AlKay38245 we don't allow ourselves to believe our children mostly, because we are always trying to protect them as our primary instinct... our children should, if nature works correctly, be as intelligent as us and then evolved beyond us, as that's how life works...

[@bogdanlevi7483]

@@AlKay38245 It was him who was in a relationship w Amber, not his kids, which is why they could more easily her for what she really was. He was emotionally involved and believed in their marriage, so it took him a while to realize her ulterior motives.

[@pduidesign]

So true. I noticed that as well.

[@artsify_]

"My dog stepped on a bee," has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard in a trial. It is so random and the face she makes after saying that makes it ever more hilarious. 🤡😂

[@nydive3026]

I was thinking the same thing Tik-Tok tells it well😶😅🤣

[@_Silvermoonalpha]

...but the maggot brain thinks it's important.

[@porkbunsxx]

she acts like it’s the end of the world lmaoo

[@aliengranpa]

I still don't understand what she was trying to convey with that expression

[@taylorjohnson2457]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@kittycornme7478]

"My children are far more intelligent than me, they refused to be around her" Amber just got BURNT.

[@lapatti]

And he also said something like "they didn't like the way she treated me" 👏

[@kaylasowards3812]

Maybe she can go to the vet with her dog.

[@paula7630]

its funny cause lily's friend with amber

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

@@paula7630 u gon back that up with evidence or… Bc didn’t she refuse to go to Turds wedding lol?

[@lorirarich1875]

Apparently there was a turd wedding in L a. that no one knew about and some staffers attended. No hallucinogenic drugs tho'.

[@millazpfah4846]

I will never get over how Amber calls him "johnny" and HE calls her "Ms. Heard" XD

[@robfus]

She was so traumatized that she looked at him for the entire trial and even refer to him with his first name 🤣🤣

[@jeremiahscott2032]

Low key “Kevin” *“Ms. Greene”*

[@kensuri2694]

Exactly. He should have been calling him by any name like that man or something if she was traumatized. She had no trauma from him she still may be felt closer just called him Johnny probably what she called him al the whole when they were together. But he was rather calling her ms Heard a distant and cold way to approach somebody’s who he has severed ties with.

[@clemsondriver9214]

@@kensuri2694 Your observation reminds me of a line in "A Few Good Men" where Tom Cruise is questioning one of the accused Marines. The Marine referred to the victim as Willie but Tom Cruise's character said to not do that because it made the victim more human (in the eyes of the jury) someone who had a family etc etc and to call him Private Santiago instead.

[@a_little_demon]

hey, off-topic but I love your pfp it's adorable !

[@matcendol6530]

His patience is over the roof i would screaming at the guy after the first time he repeated the same question

[@hunter-tu1df]

It's a strategy to provoke a reaction as a last resort by Heard's crew and he's probably warned on a daily basis on the way to court

[@hunter-tu1df]

But he's handling this really well, kudos. He must really wanna see her strung up for being a hypocritical controlling cheating bitch

[@samcrorie]

At first I wondered if this lawyer was just a straight up moron... but... it occurred to me, what if he's intentionally asking dumb questions and repeating himself in attempt to try and elicit anger from Johnny? If so, thatseems to be backfiring spectacularly. Then again... nah, he might just be a moron. *shrug*

[@itznptime]

Thats exactly what they want you to do . they irritate you in court so they can get a rise out of you and use it against you

[@jghotier167]

It’s truly something special 👏 it’s a quality much of us lack too….glad you see it!

[@beng6368]

“I don’t feel like I’m wasting anyone’s time” hes relaxed and isn’t ashamed, this just shows how innocent he is cause he KNOWS hes in the right

[@Tcoco30]

Exactly you can literally tell who’s the crazy dramatic one and who’s the patient and mature one

[@Royalty_girlie]

And it's crazy to say to a victim that they are wasting time getting justice.

[@code066funkinbird3]

Yeah super claim

[@DeathnoteBB]

“He asked her what she would like… That‘s hearsay, I guess.” “He got it.” “I’m learning 😌” I love Johnny Depp

[@realintensify]

yessir

[@measharedmond7826]

Me too Blow ,Black mass and etc etc.... Omg he is a icon

[@dylanskebo1566]

@kitty whiskers An understandable assumption, but this interpretation can easily be altered to be in favor of JD. For example, maybe JD shows no remorse simply because he has nothing to be remorseful about. This is assuming the jury sees JD as the victim; and the current evidence points towards this because after all why would a victim be remorseful? Unless said victim hurt their abuser as well? Not to mention there is little if any evidence of JD being at least physically abusive.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@kitty whiskers Remorse for what? Hearsay?

[@zarabeyes]

@kitty whiskers as others have asked you, remorse for what?? He has nothing at all to be sorry for

[@rottenonions9115]

It’s extremely rare that the internet unanimously agrees on anything. I love how we all came together to speak out against Amber Heard and all of her lies.

[@helenarichard]

Yes i think that's why her lawyers suck so much. She must have asked so many top lawyers to defend her and they probably all declined politefully as to not burn their hands on this mess. And so she ended up with the craigslist lawyers. Their website is not even good.

[@paula7630]

oh honey thats your internet only. in real world people know depp is a little shit wife abuser

[@InvertedFreeSolo]

@@johnnychristopherdepp147 Dude, stop. So not cool.

[@ALoser-ThisIsTotallyUnique]

@@johnnychristopherdepp147 he's watching this from your mothers bed

[@smackyay]

No we aint I'm still TEAM AMBER ALL THE WAY MF

[@alternateaqua]

I love how he told Amber "You'll never see my eyes again" and he kept his word through the entire process, not looking at her at all

[@Maroon-Web]

But what if He like- accidentally glances at Her?

[@Kilen81]

@@Maroon-Web Then he surely ded in a week, i heard making eyecontact with the devil is unhealthy👹

[@davidhott6395]

She had the nerve to say , he couldn't look at her because he's guilty. But....The world knows better !

[@davidhott6395]

@@Maroon-Web He might go blind if that happened.

[@pqtus4557]

She sure tried and taunted him. I have to say I am sicking of looking at her, I do not know how he stayed w/this woman for so many years. What a nightmare.

[@destinytapia8759]

HIM MAKING THE LAWYER REPEAT HIS DIRTY JOKE HAS ME CRYING 😂😂😂

[@johnmarkarth2249]

@Johny Depp 🅥 if you are gonna be a bot at least spell his name correctly

[@GlamourBella]

@@johnmarkarth2249 😂

[@jgambardello1]

Frrrrr

[@Su-mx7ix]

The way AH’s team thought this is the Victorian era and a sext would be incriminating on its own right was hilarious 😂 Gorgeous sext btw, Mr Depp sure knows how to talk dirty

[@DrakeAsleep]

@Law&Crime Newtork 🅥 idiot lol

[@gemsec]

He has the skill of bringing people together....even in the most horrible of circumstances it seems

[@hithereimhere4864]

weeb moment

[@kasp709]

@@hithereimhere4864 what

[@ethanware7992]

One piece 😎

[@sidhant95640]

Well I guess amber is more skilled in it. She brought the entire ppl of earth together. Even if it's just against herself

[@ramanand5187]

Power of captain Jack Sparrow

[@andredaniel6658]

1:56 ''sorry, could you read that again?!'' Favorite part with the crowd laughing ✨️

[@lifetimeinrepeat9987]

The judge must be thinking that they only miss a tent for this circus going on. Probably asking herself when she became the host of a comedy show. 😂😂😂

[@sookie.smooth]

She was clearly beside herself with the irritated witness vaping in his car. 🤡💨

[@inquisitorbiden8522]

It wouldn't be considered a comedy show if the roles were reversed and it was a man abusing a woman, people like you are the reason male abuse victims are never taken seriously because shits like you think it's funny.

[@juliettebarker9443]

LOL!!!!!!!

[@karolieugene3617]

Qq

[@karolieugene3617]

Qq

[@dakotahardie8606]

“Is this the same document I signed three times before” KILLED ME.

[@dbergerac9632]

I'd be like: "If you need to ask me this many times if I signed this, I think I should have doubts about having signed it."

[@faraiprimrosechingwe9066]

Signing 3 x while still being cross examined LOL..it got me on the floor

[@TheOneSoulMate_]

Yeah, he had so many great moments! 😂

[@sheilaperkins1590]

So funny

[@sebastianwendl603]

He looks smarter, sharper than I remember him. This trial seems to have brought his confidence back

[@Wintercomet100]

To think... this man is in yet another one of his most trying times of his life, and is *still* finding ways to make people laugh whether intentionally or not! And I love it!

[@mollypitcher9380]

Johnny got himself into this.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

@@mollypitcher9380 I agree his mistake was marrying the bed shitter.

[@milomilo55]

@@mollypitcher9380 By marrying that woman? Yes .. his life would have been much fairer had he treated her as she treated him ...but he's a decent human being, whereas Amber ...

[@tulab4295]

@@mollypitcher9380 idyot

[@aerialfishuu]

@@mollypitcher9380 Unfortunately that is true, but Johnny do love her sincerely, while Amber just use him as an emotional punching bag Oh sorry, I should probably say it as emotional "hitting" bag

[@guinnevereschronicles2225]

The way he complimented his children and insulted Turd in the same sentence makes me smile

[@Shatter3d_5528]

Amber: *takes this too seriously* Johnny: *I can’t take this seriously* He’s always saying something funny or laughing about other silly things here and there. That’s why I have respect for him.

[@CyanSpyder]

Johnny is an introvert at heart. He hides behind over-the-top characters in his acting, and, like many introverts, behind humour in day-to-day life.

[@Toni_Be]

simple its easy to have a laugh knowing youre right and telling the truth its not so easy when youre trying to protray yourself as a victim while crying to the jury about your dog stepping on a bee

[@8she8]

How in the world can this woman be married to him and be miserable the whole time?

[@Toni_Be]

@@8she8 simple she doesnt love him and married him for his money doesnt realize that what he brings is way better than any money he brings joy and just happiness to everyone that sees him but no she cheats like 30 times on him bc she is a fucking monster

[@shanghunter7697]

@@8she8 Since you asked, i'll assist. It's because she has always been miserable and she doesn't know how to truly love another person. First, one has to truly learn to love and respect themselves BEFORE they can ever truly love someone else. Like millions of other women just like her, they WILL always be miserable until they take their last breath !! Truth, it matters !

[@sergueymelnikov7977]

I always admired Johnny’s acting, but it’s only through this trial that learned about his wisdom and intelligence. Having survived domestic abuse from his mother and a burden of fame, he came out as a great and kind human being

[@nela3986]

Would he be that wise, he wouldn't have fallen for an obvious rat like her. Allegedly even cheated with her on his previous wife. So on that end, I have little compassion. You can't marry a twenty years younger self-centered and obnoxious woman and think she is marring you for your personality. Old men like to do that thinking their difficult character adds "spice" and because it makes them feel young again. It does, I suppose, for a while. Until they make you feel old. Very old. No one deserves what she did tho. She is a sociopath. Don't get what men see in her but a pretty face. All this makes think that she has a very difficult and tiresome personality.

[@alvonsibarani3658]

Can't agree more ... JD character in POTC franchise movies really depict his own true inner self

[@myriamham-four595]

👌👌👏👏👏👏

[@truebluewonderful1139]

@@alvonsibarani3658I'm not an American and I'd like to know what POTC franchise movies are?

[@hoseok.s_gurl]

@@truebluewonderful1139 pirate of the carrebian. The one with Jack Sparrow (which is character that was played by Johnny Depp)

[@teller4610]

He was desperate for help before this all came out. And clearly he's got his confidence over the situation now and it shows. Good on him 👏

[@conan3123]

I agree. It's a shame that the damage has already been done to his career though. Disney made some really big decisions without even giving him a chance to defend himself and shed light on his side of the story and the truth in my opinion. I mean come on, Disney is going to write him off but they are going to continue to make money from him anyway. I really hope he gets some kind of justice.

[@teller4610]

@@conan3123 Very true , but judging on how he conducts i wouldn't be surprised that at his age and the dramas he's had in his wild life I would like to think that he's reached a point in life that he can be satisfied going forward. This is a man that feels through life. Give him peace and he will take it if he knew how.

[@pammckay6805]

What.revenge.you.mean

[@ileanahernandez1709]

You could actually see him regaining his confidence as the trial continued and the evidence just kept coming in his favor. It was obvious she's a compulsive liar and just can't stop herself.

[@sarahfullerton6894]

I think the best revenge would be for Johnny Depp to have a happy life, indifferent to the continued machinations of Amber Heard.

[@kaylynvandermerwe]

the interactions between johnny and his lawyers are so precious, like people can say that he and camille were really close to dating or whatever but it always seemed like that was just how johnny was when he was comfortable around people, holding hands, laughing, hugging, he just seems like a big teddy bear

[@random_Mark]

Stop scamming actual fans you turd fans.

[@crazynedry5085]

His lawyers were hilarious and cool and Camille is a freakin pro and tore Ms Turd to pieces

[@アリ-l5k]

So Amber heard is really an Actor?! Cuz I gotta say- she can’t even pull off one tear.

[@RentFree]

😂💔

[@053shamaelashabonti5]

She's just too used to with glycerine tears i think!

[@korinogaro]

The craziest thing is that you see in her behaviour that she thinks she is smartest person in the room and at the same time she is too stupid to understand that she should keep her sad face constantly and not turn it on and off whenever there is objection...

[@kezminnufc]

I despise the lying fu#$#$ bit##

[@wildfreya6269]

@@korinogaro 🌷Yes, all narcissists think that they are geniuses. That is how they screw up. Arrogance and entitlement.

[@zuckerberg6422]

I hope amber loses, she’s such a horrible person, the things she has done to Johnny is unacceptable

[@kittiferrero]

She has already in our eyes

[@jackplays6860]

She already lost it

[@puurrrr]

Chris brown too but he still got his career. Forgotten and forgiven...

[@Thi-Nguyen]

They can’t lose or win in a civil case. It will either be found in their favor or not in their favor. If the court grants in JD’s favor, then that means AH will have to pay and all that. In a sense it’s a “win” but it’s not how the court will present it. They can’t win or lose a civil case.

[@anonymous3174]

She'll probably win. But she's finished professionally and publicly. She's basically the most hated woman in America.

[@EiriThings]

Even in such a strange and terrible situation for him he smiles and laughs. It warms my heart that he’s rising above this.

[@belladream1393]

It’s called being healed and after what he went through, he surely deserves it!

[@2Theonemmm]

I know, he’s too good and entertaining, Rottenborn was very rude

[@Jansellopez04]

Good thing he won

[@rasras8188]

I was the 666th like

[@sliceserve234]

It really does show an incredible level of intelligence, and I think you will find that with most legendary actors the intelligence level is extremely high, there is a reason legendary actors became legendary actors

[@jackieyoung3359]

Love how Johnny cuts through all the lawyer’s BS and keeps a sense of humor while doing so.

[@joanelizabeth277]

Johnny has an IQ of 139...that's almost insane in his line of work. He's so intelligent!!

[@roweme]

"This is a document you signed...?" "Yes, I signed it" "That's your signature on the document?" "...Yes it is" "And YOU signed this document?" "For the third time, yes, I signed this document" "Take a look at the document..." "...is that the document I signed 3 times before?" 😂😂😂👌

[@isai3k]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kayofficial3927]

🤣🤣🤣

[@OblivionPrime]

*don't waste the court's time* seriously this guy needs to lose his job lol

[@debbieclifford3693]

If those ?s aren't wasting the courts time. I don't know what is.

[@melodienaber3238]

🤣🤣🤣😇💕

[@MaybeWeAintUs]

Just love his witty, sarcastic responses. He is way more clever than any of the defendant's attorneys!

[@goldenphoenix628]

He woul've been a badass lawyer nowadays! :D

[@al-rc5ry]

@Bella damn it Bella!

[@gozdeidil6991]

true gemini man

[@Brayden-zl9rz]

Yea and Amber tried to do the same thing but it didn't work for her lol

[@officialcherry730]

It comes natural when ur being honest and u have ppl trying to catch u in a lie.. It's just funny cause they story isn't gonna change no matter how they turn it around😂😂

[@Kojin1104]

"My kids are far more intelligent than I am. They refuse to be around her" The summary of this relationship. 🤣

[@knoxx1111]

😆 🤣

[@shilohwehrmacht2947]

Summery?

[@devil_in_the_cqmu]

@@shilohwehrmacht2947 yes , kids knows very well who is toxic and who isn't

[@slime_katzu]

I like the fact that Heard's lawyer asked the same question not just twice, but 4 times and JD was just "Yes, for the fourth time, yes."

[@Luwangli]

Johnny in lowkey voice: "Is that the same one I signed three times before? " 🤣😂

[@babyyank909]

I'm laughing so hard at this point 😂

[@sisterssquad909]

His smile at that point was .. priceless

[@jctell1014]

I'm so glad the judge just let him talk. Whit and sarcasm on full display.

[@JuanchoGamex]

shouldn't an "objection, asked and answered" be allowed?

[@AngelWingsYT]

i lost it at “I clearly was not participating in the festival of ice cream.” part XD "so its amber fault" "well she snapped the photo" XDDDD

[@andreebesseau6995]

🍦🍦🍦🍧🍧🍧🍨🍨🍨🍭🤪😝😛

[@eddies6669]

Uses for ur throaght that not include injury.... sorry can you read that again? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 serious request🤭

[@dandanger5637]

HEARSAY!

[@AngelWingsYT]

@Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. ♪ honestly his sassy comment of festival of ice cream was better xD

[@smart741]

@Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. ♪ 🤣🤣🤣

[@madmaggs4305]

In some ways I relate to him. He has that whole, “Do no harm, but take no shit” kind of spirit that I fully encompass myself. Johnny Depp is an absolute icon and must be protected at all costs.

[@nicoleclavel3876]

Same! I love him so much 😅 he’s a gemini sun leo rising and I’m a leo sun gemini rising so I definitely relate to him a lot 😂

[@Ann.AndAngela3998]

I agree 100 percent

[@bubble8829]

That's a great way of putting his attitude.

[@sisterssquad909]

JD took shit from turd for too long before breaking free of her....he should have left her at the first mishap..he gave her too many chances, 7 million dollars settlement and still she wouldn't go away...

[@randothecrambo7842]

He did no harm but got shit pun intended

[@theche42069]

the way he’s so calm and chill about it is what makes it funnier 😂

[@donnamariebier5309]

Johnny.. just bein' himself. 🤣🤣❤️ His powers of restraint are on a level I will never reach. I'm SO glad he fought for the cameras to be in there. He KNEW that once everyone caught her act, the whole dynamic would change, and it was the ONLY way.

[@BioLogicalNerd]

Imagine he didn't and this whole palaver would have gone unexamined by everybody else- we get to see the shitshow and it's wonderous- the best thing he did do combat that wench too !

[@7Incredible7]

Yes. He's so gorgeous!!! Smart, very smart.

[@spanglebeltsparkle9682]

@Donna The court of public opinion... The most ruthless court in the world. Where slingning mud sticks and the stones carry switch blades. X 😉😘😄 Hope you are having a boss day. Xx Love from Liverpool UK ❣🇬🇧🇮🇪 Slava Ukraini ❣✊🇺🇦

[@sookie.smooth]

@ Spanglebelt Sparkle Hello Liverpool 🇬🇧 🇮🇹 from Boston MA 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 What a nice comment. We’re all here together learning what a great man Johnny is. It’s so nice to join with people over a good cause. The last few years have been so awful with people suffering and others strikingly rude. I also especially appreciate your remembering the people of Ukraine 🇺🇦 too. ✌️🥰🌸

[@cinajpn4098]

2, , That outfit drives me aMANDAHOt.Uno nuts on you and you have that curvy body, you did a good job modelingi it too. Also like the last outfit 20:22 Love how the garter belts connect to the stockings and shear top

[@waninur2362]

"You cannot always be right, you should try being wrong sometimes, because you might LEARN SOMETHING" - Jonny Depp Nice quote. I learnt something from you sir

[@aishvlogs3932]

I was searching for this ..great one

[@sameysmith6156]

@ronza 3 i am gonna report ur shit for Spamming

[@fellal2209]

Me too

[@senisajayleen7049]

I, as well! 👍👍💯

[@chloechen4473]

highlight it!💡

[@FFLCJT01]

As the saying goes, “Never assume loud is strong, and quiet is weak.” I think JD proved this quote to be true. Rottenborn’s questioning and rudeness also proves this quote to be true.

[@bogdanlevi7483]

Was he born rotten? Is his surname a guarantee he'd make a good (lying) lawyer

[@raizinmcnaught]

Absolutely “Loose lips sink ships”

[@jebediah4780]

It has always been the case that the loudest are the weakest, those who have no need to speak or prove anything stay quiet.

[@godzillamanstreb524]

The loudest person in the room is the most insecure

[@messamommy]

Johnny is a natural comedian. He is a riot, that's what made this entire trial so entertaining.

[@pingu_]

You know you're doomed in court if you're telling the judge that your dog stepped on a bee 😭😭😭 Edit: Mom! I'm famous!

[@marissamallard1816]

Right cause I'm like what the hell her dog stepping on a bee have to do with any of this🤦🏿‍♀️🤣

[@thepanthion]

Not necessarily. People can still flip it

[@KuroSlick]

Tiny dog, Godzilla sized turd on the bed 🤣🤣

[@nydive3026]

😐😑😶😅🤣🤣🤣

[@sariahlace5944]

😂😂😁😁

[@luchendavidson3455]

My ex girlfriend was narcissistic, controlling, spread lies about me, cheated and in the end stalked me. It's been 5 years and I still can't say her name and still have trust issues. If I had to face her in court and listen to her spew more lies about me I'd probably break down crying in all honesty. I cannot imagine how hard this has all been for Johnny. He puts on a brave face because he has to and disguises his pain with humor but he can't even say her name or look at her. I know he's hurting from all this so thank god he's got a good team who care about him. I really want this trial on NETFLIX as documentary because I also want to know what the Jury and Judge was thinking everyday of this trail, please 🙏 Amber ruined her career for absolutely no reason! she was upset that johnny was still jhonny after they broke up and her endless cash flow had dried up..

[@Lola-gg2dl]

Hello! Your comment is really captivating, I wish you that you have overcome this pain at some point and can lead the love relationship that fills you again! In addition, your comment is really inspiring. Have a nice day!

[@Pheniox827]

I am so sorry for you I really do hope things get better for you and your ex gets what she deserves it's childish to spread lies about an ex for clout

[@dhx7663]

Was in the same boat

[@Star-LitTarot]

How can her cask flow dry up…she apparently has Elon Musk to herself

[@Vinay_7997]

Mr Depp is wrong and you will know why

[@a.s.m.a6785]

“You cannot always be right, you should try being wrong sometime because you might learn something” -Johnny Depp. 👏🏼

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

Yea Goddamn.......I'm afraid I've been wrong about JD for almost 40 years.💀

[@xanthus8699]

A statement which seemingly is backed up by all of Heard's testimony.

[@peaceandlove7824]

I love it! He was right, she is always right, she never have made a mistake in her …. life!

[@Nosanity763]

👑 Jonny dropped this

[@jctell1014]

Sounds like wisdom... something she doesn't seem to be interested in at all.

[@duchoang1902]

"You cannot always be right, u should try being wrong sometimes because you might learn something." What a fantastic advice !!!

[@redreaper2752]

“Lazily written” is an understatement. They made Jack into a complete idiot when the best part of the other movies was wondering if he was a genius or just a very lucky idiot. But it always leaned more to genius. I was disappointed with the last movie, I can’t even imagine how Johnny must have felt.

[@cosmicvoidtree]

If he was rewriting some of it, then I’m afraid of what would have happened had he not interfered

[@nutshooter12]

i would like to quote a certain line... Ahem.... "You're Mad!" "Thank goodness for that because if i wasnt this would probably never work"

[@hashtagrex]

i deeply enjoyed the last movie personally, and i thought it was precisely because it brought back that question but flipped on its head: is he an idiot or just incredibly unlucky? it really solidified that Jack hit rock bottom, and that he's got nothing left because everything he tries goes to crap. It certainly wasn't as good as the first three, but to me it brought back the spirit, with jack trying to be selfish but being unable to help being selfless

[@bastienmayor6932]

@@hashtagrex I personally enjoyed the last movie, but it also presented so many gaps that I kinda love-hate it at this point. Just off the top of my head is the Compass, which in the 2nd movie is addressed as Tia Dalma selling it to Jack as oppossed to Jack getting it from his previous captain. Secondly is in the post credits we see Davy Jones reapear. We could argue that since Calypso is now released back into her godly form, she used her divinity to bring him back. Fair enough. Why then was he still a octopus man? All curses are supposedly lifted so he should no longer be a sea creature unless that were to be a trade off for being brought back by Colypso. Something that can't really be addressed unless the next movie shines a light on it.

[@namratasharma3230]

Gore Verbinski trilogy was great after that they got progressively worse

[@justanotherrandomdude8472]

I loved it when he stopped and said oh wait. That’s hearsay. Lawyer say oh he got it and Depp responds with “I’m learning”. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@agustinmex6986]

There it is. Was looking for this comment.

[@yeahyeahyeah5089]

Probly when he retire from acting he'll become a lawyer

[@riczen6652]

Truth is: his testimony is FILLED with golden lines like that.

[@iamdice3389]

@Priya S An out of court statement by a witness, offered to establish the veracity of whatever it asserts. One of the cardinal rules of evidence, is that a witness can testify only to what he/she has witnessed himself/herself (with some exceptions), so, A testifying that B told me that he/she saw Jhonny Depp at XYZ location, will constitute hearsay and will not be admissible as evidence of A seeing Jhonny Depp at XYZ location.

[@felicitybywater8012]

@Priya S It's when you were told something happened or someone said something but you didn't see or hear it yourself, you were just told about it.

[@michelleb7399]

The “So it’s Miss Heard’s fault…that the picture was taken?” Question still hasn’t gotten old. Mr. Rottenborn doesn’t seem to know how to think of questions/responses to unanticipated witness responses on the fly.

[@stephaniepruittpotter9052]

He sucks. Most of us could argue this case & do a much better job of it!

[@Link10103]

Same with the dinosaur bitch when she was questioning Dr. Currie. She had said Amber's sister i think showed signs of whatever but followed it up with she wasn't the one being evaluated so it's irrelevant. Immediate question from the lawyer was "Oh?, so you're an expert on her now?" Apparently life goal should just be to become a lawyer. Get paid to be stupid sounds ideal.

[@VogtTD]

Yes, that's typically how taking pictures works. lol. The one with the camera is at "fault". What does the photo prove anyway? There/s no way to know from a photo if he is passed out from drugs or just sleeping. All their evidence is bullshit. Even if he was fucked up, that doesn't prove abuse.

[@caseybettis695]

AMBER’S LAWYERS ASK DUMB QUESTIONS. AMBER TOOK THE PICTURE, SO YES ! IT WAS HER FAULT.

[@_Silvermoonalpha]

The irony, Rottenborn...

[@joshb6470]

I still loved the times when her lawyers stood up and read a bunch of magazine headlines about him like it was factual evidence even though it was written by people who were not there, and yet kept hearsaying his testimony

[@anniereid1640]

I randomly think about him saying “I clearly was not participating in the festival of ice cream.” And just bust up laughing 😂

[@fruitgum9619]

That's one of my favorite lines 😂

[@nela3986]

I am not familiar with that festival. What is it about? I mean ice cream, sure. But it seems like they are hinting something...

[@FulltimeDuddooScene]

Gemini wit and humour with a shade of sarcasm while logically and rationally countering the lawyer that a guy in his 50's worked a 17 hours day shift fell asleep ...plus hand was in his pocket with no interest in the ice cream... he totally DESTROYED that lawyer without much effort ... and in a creative way...

[@FulltimeDuddooScene]

​@@nela3986 he used sarcasm to demean the lawyer. Lawyer was trying to imply that johnny was a drunken fool/drug junkie to deceive the jury into believing that Johnny was the abuser...

[@nela3986]

@@FulltimeDuddooScene dude, thanks, but that was not what I asked... What was that about him having his hands in the pocket so he wasn't participating in the festival? Sure, sarcasm, but besides that it has some meaning.

[@zielaz3714]

"You signed this document, right?" "yes" "So that is your signature, yes?" "yes" "And you signed this signature with *YOUR* signature, right?" "yes" "Alright, so you signed this signature on this document that has *YOUR* signature on it and it is *IN FACT YOUR* signature, right?" ". . . yes"

[@DeathnoteBB]

I swear they’re trying to goad a reaction out of him

[@juliankanzuki2013]

good thing that lawyer dosen't want to waste anyones time, right?

[@spiderbrine8877]

The only thing I don’t understand is why there isn’t more objections on Johnny’s lawyer’s part-I’m not too familiar with how testimonials function- but it seems like there’s a lot to object to like: case and point ^ I believe that would be ‘asked and answered’

[@amythomas3745]

@@spiderbrine8877 They aren't objecting because her lawyers and herself for that matter do so much to damage their own case, they're better off letting them continue to do so.

[@RyoMassaki]

@@amythomas3745 Right. Never interrupt your enemy if he/she is doing something stupid and/or wrong, rather encourage them to keep doing it. -Sun Tzu, probably

[@Mikelen11]

He’s just coolest dude ever. He’s very good at maintaining his composure through this ridiculous fiasco. Hard to believe he would be branded as an “abuser”.

[@Suravi307]

I hope he won't be labelled as abuser🤞and the truth prevails

[@bk5for4]

@amazingoutours ill have what youre having

[@Vinay_7997]

Mr Depp is wrong and you will know why

[@nicholasng9814]

He seems to be an egocentric so im not surprised that he is labelled an abuser. He just happens to have the backing of the mass because we all love depp as an actor. Not to mention that him being a better actor should make him more distrustful than heard yet everyone seems to subscribe to the idea that being funny in a serious court case is the way to go... Eitger you guys are kids or never matured up

[@creler4116]

@@nicholasng9814 Have you seen Johnny in public? He's probably the farthest person from being egocentric. During the trial everyone chooses how they want to cope with it and Johnny chose his way of doing it, which is humor and sweetness. I guess you're just a stupid person or a Karen who just likes to ruin other's choice of having a great time no matter where you are. Your comment shows that you have no idea what having a good time is or what maturity means.

[@racheldrake2724]

I've loved the hell out of Johnny since childhood..over 30 years. I am sooo happy to see justice for him along with how he's gained so many new fans. Hollywood wasn't big on acknowledging him but he's always done awesome work and has been one fascinating human being. It's a shame he hasn't won near the amount of awards he deserves!

[@keanuReeves2]

Thank you for your continuous show of love, Care and support ❤️ How long have you been a fan of mine?

[@dpn879]

Thanks so much for your on ending love I'd appreciate you

[@MarilynWilkins-e6t]

I admire u as an actor and a person u have a big heart and try to be decent to everyone but there r times that it’s impossible so u then hold ur head up and walk away us fans love u for what u show us respect

[@MarilynWilkins-e6t]

Ur the best And us fans appreciate everything u do u put ur all in ur work and it shows keep on impressing us with every piece of art that u put before us we all want more ❤️

[@MarilynWilkins-e6t]

I appreciate u as we all do❤️

[@p.rivera9881]

"You should try being wrong sometime, you might learn something." Johnny Deep Such wise words! 🌟😌

[@genxx2724]

Most people’s egos force them to stubbornly defend their incorrect position instead of learning.

[@vasco3422]

@@genxx2724 Fax

[@lilysfiles3880]

i will NEVER get over Mr rottenborn saying “my throat is yours” to johnny depp 😭😭😭😭

[@snek9008]

I cringed so hard that my stomach squeezed 😭

[@FulltimeDuddooScene]

​@@snek9008 totally get it, when I cringe hard, my eyes shut real hard and my asshole squeezes real tight...

[@drazi3356]

I laughed so hard when he made them repeat it. im dying

[@Reese493]

@@drazi3356 me too!!! Like wtf is wrong with that guy?😂😂😂 there was comment under a short abt this that said Rottenborn and his wife's foreplay is reading depositions 🤣🤣🤣

[@charfree6888]

@@Reese493 Rottenborn: Is it not? Wife:Yes, it is. Rottenborn: 😩

[@Lynxee3004]

In the beginning when he stops to talk to you like an npc “I’ve seen you somewhere before…” 😂 justice for Johnny man

[@nyaradzochivandire5758]

That part took me out! 😂

[@ZenGokify]

should be a classic in upcoming games like Skyrim now. NPC's called Jack Sparrow :D

[@updownstate]

What is npc?

[@caitlind7835]

One time he said to that camera man “it’s you again” and waved and it was pretty funny

[@puurrrr]

Gta 5 new unlocked npc 🔓

[@abcxyz7754]

This is beyond my imagination how depp always keep his calm no matter what the situation is and never lash out at all. I really can't even imagine how a person can do that.

[@bedaamezcua6991]

That is self control the ability to not react , with Amber he tried and tried, he sometimes may be raise his voice after two hours of Amber insulting him throwing things to him and he never touch her , that is self control 🙂

[@abcxyz7754]

@@bedaamezcua6991 amazing 👏

[@cosmicmuffin322]

He learned it from being abused in childhood. Sometimes it's not a positive skill like self control, it's just a coping mechanism. Standing up for yourself only brings more abuse. You shut down and submit just to survive. Being abused is physically and mentally exhausting, after all.

[@rev.9683]

Johnny learning how to handle her lawyers bullshits and knowing their tricks is absolutely gold

[@JustinTylerVames]

Everyone is going to want to pick him up for A-List movies after this trial. This trial has caused the public to fall in love with him again, or more.

[@moongoddess8568]

We can hope. In my opinion, he’s already established what he said out to do and that is to clear his name. What I would absolutely disdain is her walking away with his hundred million dollars.

[@Apollo-th2xb]

@@moongoddess8568 she wont win it, defamation only works when it's a false statement. Let's just say Bill Gates never raped someone and someone comes out and says he did causing his stocks to drop 40%., that's defamation. Now let's say he did rape someone and they could prove it, your allowed to put his reputation in the dirt and step all over it with that information legally.

[@moongoddess8568]

@@celestirr do you know where that stands at this point? Thanks.

[@Zeroh3dge]

Every major studios after the trial: Yo, JD, do I have this movie for you! JD: yes yes, lez do it, but not you. You can go go ur merry way. Disney: crap, he saw me

[@DaRedeyeJedi808]

All the Productions who let him go don't Deserve Him

[@kenpierard3712]

Johnny played that exchange with her attorney absolutely perfect . Her lawyer was hoping to get an angry response but Johnny flipped that around and made him out to look the fool . I enjoyed the subtle barbs he was throwing AH way when asked how his children felt about her no my children are more intelligent than me they didn't like her .

[@sharondolan2439]

That was such a top reply loved it.

[@deirdrerice8735]

Love it!!!

[@JinxD247]

Golden🤣🤣

[@sharondolan2439]

That was one brilliant answer

[@nemofish3504]

‘You’d blame miss heard for that picture?’ Uh… yeah she’s the one who took it lol

[@barbarastraughn5693]

He's smart, he's humble and yet fascinating- I've not watched all the Pirates films but will watch anything Johnny Depp from now on. I love him and his humour - he makes her legal team look ridiculous

[@yoloman6544]

you should watch all of the pirates of the carboin movies in my opinoin they're amazing

[@hati-]

I can guess that Amber's team can't have a nice time with her around

[@glowrillaz]

you'll have a blast! the pirates movies are fantastic

[@godvn1143]

@@yoloman6544 well part 4 and 5 is pretty lame but the first 3 parts was lengend

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

I highly recommend _Benny & Joon_ for your JD Marathon!

[@Rainjojo]

The fact even his children don’t wanna be around her tells you a lot

[@DaTrashArtist_AB]

Even the judge is giving up at this point XD

[@Dravianpn02]

@mona e spam

[@nightfallzyt]

@mona e Fatherless Kid

[@supernerd2333]

I just wanna give this man a big hug and tell him everything will be ok. We love you Johnny!

[@johnnychristopherdepp147]

Am overwhelmed with the love and so much support I can't thank you enough, where are you watching from?

[@random_Mark]

Oi , scammer. STOP.

[@itsabeautifulanimism3704]

Johnny Depp is the only person I’ve ever seen that doesn’t take any shit in the most calm and chill demeanor possible lol

[@Pandemonis]

Possibly gained this experience from living with Ms Heard...

[@karlthorsten9118]

He's been chill since long before he met her.

[@nicoleclavel3876]

Gemini energy 😂

[@peaceandlove7824]

His attorneys trained him because they knew Rottenborn was going to try to make him snap and he failed 😂

[@amelialeedelporte7923]

so true. justice for Johnny boi

[@juliag7110]

I absolutely love his lawyers, they make him feel so at ease, they make him smile even though he is reliving such horrible memories. Wonderful team, amazing man!

[@M3GPie]

That lawyer doesn’t want to “waste the court’s time” and yet he asks JD the same question four times. 🙄 I find that lawyer obnoxious.

[@kyestevens]

Well he was rotten born lol

[@aaryansingh9164]

His name is literally 'Rottenborn' 😂

[@paulanovelli258]

I said the same damn thing. Rottenborn is a moron

[@apoorvsharma1]

He also took 5 minutes to find documents in the middle of examination. That wasn't wasting court's time? lol

[@Aaron-kp6kp]

@@apoorvsharma1 He spent 5 minutes looking for a document that didn’t exist 😭

[@iipolo1]

"C'mon amber- you can do it just one tear" 😂😂

[@dinasilva9263]

He's amazing. So funny and ICONIC. Justice for Johnny Depp.

[@James92453]

"How many times did Miss Heard bring your children into the arguments?" Johnny: "Too many times." That was credible to me. I've been in a relationship where there was constant arguing from the other person, and I know the mental fatigue that comes with it. Good luck Johnny.

[@dianaaiello588]

Yes , me too !!

[@t.r.6930]

Lawyer: It was her fault she took the picture? Johnny: She snapped it. Lol. His hand was in his pocket so no he wasn't participating in the festival of icecream.

[@aestheticcat8976]

That part had me confused, because DUH she took the picture so she's at fault. Stupid question. 😭🤣

[@SGTHistory]

“I UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU TAKE 5 MINUTES TO LOOK FOR A DOCUMENT” HE JUST ENDED THAT MANS WHOLE CAREER

[@datzdan2370]

Depp's lawyer just going "I can't wait to oppose this" is one of the funniest things I've heard from this trial.

[@novasapphire2865]

"Oh joy" I love the judge in this case. Even she knows that this isn't a good case for Amber and yet she still shows no bias in at that point I would have if I was the judge. Round of applause to her

[@zacharyjackson1829]

I think she was just tired of waiting for them to take 5 minutes to find court documents every single time. The legal team couldn't even properly organize their freaking folders and documents properly.

[@ittybittyrampagingcommittee]

This man has endured horrendous physical, emotional, and psychological abuse, for who knows how long, and is facing a weeks-long trial to try and prove that he isn't guilty of what he has been battling, and he's _still_ able to meme the court and make a good time out of it. What a king.

[@AlisonBSL]

"Meme the court" 🤣

[@ararune3734]

The happiest people usually aren't the funniest. Comedy often times comes from a place of misery, a way to deal with it.

[@sisterssquad909]

He sure is....

[@anukshyarath3069]

"Is this the same document I signed 3times before?" 🤣🤣 I was having a bad day today, so I tried to cool my head off of these clips. It worked!!

[@TheCrunchbite]

I love how nonchalant and relaxed he is throughout the entire thing

[@sharonjuniorchess]

I love how Johnny's lawyer are just sitting so relaxed and calm. They even all have time to smile when Johnny laughs at something their opponents mess up. You get the feeling they all know that they have won and don't have to prove anything more because Amber & her team are doing all the work for them.

[@neil9383]

LOL And that one male lawyer is always snacking on something like he's at the movies enjoying a show... lol!

[@wendybutler1681]

Even if for some reason they do not win this judgement against the evil shrew, JD has effectively ended her career. The bonus is he's been restored in the eyes of the public and the industry.

[@EmilyJBunny]

You can tell that it makes them happy to see Johnny laugh. And if they say something that makes him laugh you can tell it gives them a little thrill. Making someone like Johnny laugh would be so satisfying indeed!

[@pammckay6805]

Well.that.don't.take.much.working Out. It.was.well.planned.by.depp's.well.in. Advance. Knowing.amber's.character.as.well Very.cocky.and.narcistic.cheer's.for. Amber.she.well rid.

[@pammckay6805]

@@wendybutler1681 exactly.it.was.all.very. Well.planned He.had.a.advantage.knowing.amber Would.be.under.pressure He.managed.a.few.time's.in.court The.word.pressure.about.amber Personality . He's.the one.who.is.the.narcistic.person And.in.a.very.shrewed. What's.why.camille.shouted.her.way. Through.rabbiting.on.to.make.amber. Look.feeble.and.he.was.laughing All.the.time.to.make.amber.feel.at.a Disadvantage. Well.he.his.a.actor.after.all.l.wish.amber.all.the.best.you people.want.to.let.amber.be.a.good. Mum.to.her.lovely.baby

[@user-od5fi7xn3u]

Was never a fan of Johnny Depp before but starting to love him more and more seeing how down to earth he is, this trial actually help his career more as he just gained a fan

[@MacelTenoso]

Try watching his movie "Nick of Time" :-) I am also not a super fan of JD before, but after watching his performances at his franchise movie "Pirates of the Caribbean"... I became one of the followers who can't wait for the next "Pirate" movie

[@michaelnkomphela8231]

@@MacelTenoso probably won't happen, he has been fired by Disney.

[@samcharlie7724]

❤ his acting....but always saw Captain Jack in interviews or pictures.

[@JohnnyDepp-w7j]

Are you on my private community? If no I’d like to invite you ❤❤

[@JohnnyDepp-w7j]

@@MacelTenoso Are you on my private community? If no I’d like to invite you ❤❤

[@bensontauro7706]

actually thank you Amber Turd for making us all realize what a gem of a person Johnny truly is

[@annafanakerpan60]

Johnny Depp deserves an Oscar for the way he handled the whole court hearing. It was hilarious in some parts and I bet you those people partaking in the court room have never and shall never have a court hearing as interesting as the Depp v Heards.

[@combatmedic-cc5bp]

Excellent come back, stating he doesn't believe he's wasting the Court's time

[@sookie.smooth]

It’s the perfect example of him being the man she accuses him of not being. And gentleman at that.

[@sharondolan2439]

Brilliant answer

[@4IN14094]

The fact that even the judges can't hold themselves from laughing from Amber's calms......🤣

[@angelfuck.1203]

now tell me, do you really think the jury were appropriate and professional? because i don't. yeah we get it, you think it's funny because haha amber turd but this behavior shouldn't be accepted in court during a fucking trial

[@failtronic2646]

Its even funnier that theyre letting him argue with the lawyers and make snide comments, like thats contempt of court. You can be charged for it, they just let him go off, its so good.

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

And she has people still on her side lmao

[@80bbygrl]

This man is obviously telling the truth about everything, I have gained so much more respect for him, and I appreciate that he doesn't put up with the lawyers bullshit.

[@RIPMalice]

To think people doubted the innocence of the comedic national treasure that is Johnny Depp. I'm sure glad I didn't. He's always known to be so pleasant in person, there's no way he could've been a physically abusive man even to Amber Turd. We love you, Johnny Depp 😂👍❤

[@deana6410]

“We’re trying to save the courts time” so answer questions with literally yes or no ? He can’t defend himself or talk ? That’s what court is for, ambers lawyers are ridiculous

[@Breexthebrat]

They’re trying to save the courts time but can keep asking the same question over and over that has been answered already… AH lawyers are beyond ridiculous.. they’re pathetic

[@andrewleah1983]

Yes or no never leaves room for explanation or the chance for extra information and is a very basic tactic of defensive lawyers to limit the answers down their desired path.

[@flaviodui6658]

@@Breexthebrat don't forget the muffins on the second cross examination of Dr Curry. That was an absolute waste of time for everyone. The most absurd thing is, how in the bloody hell, did they manage to get to the point of having 6 minutes left, to defend Amber, if they were the ones that didn't want to waste court's time?! Absolute stupidity and arrogance 😂😂😂.

[@ReikerForge]

@@flaviodui6658 Always accuse your opponents of that which you yourself commit

[@flaviodui6658]

@@ReikerForge exactly!

[@michellecowan551]

I have liked Johnny for a long time, but I just really like him alot more now. He seems kind and smart and really easygoing and I love his sense of humor.

[@nela3986]

Would he be that smart, he wouldn't have fallen for an obvious rat like her. Allegedly even cheated with her on his previous wife. So on that end, I have little compassion. You can't marry a twenty years younger self-centered and obnoxious woman and think she is marring you for your personality. Old men like to do that thinking their difficult character adds "pice" and because it makes them feel young again. It does, I suppose, for a while. Until they make you feel old. Very old. No one deserves what she did tho. She is a sociopath. Don't get what men see in her but a pretty face. All this makes think that she has a very difficult and tiresome personality.

[@JohnnyDepp-w7j]

Are you on my private community? If no I’d like to invite you ❤❤

[@jakebe4915]

Searching a State to have this trial taped is really what won this for JD. Even if neither wins their suit, Johnny still won! She is a terrible human being.

[@sookie.smooth]

Yes, his main motivation is to restore his good name so his children aren’t saddled with being labeled “the children of a wife beater.” And to stop being blacklisted on movie roles.

[@BBMc107]

He has no redeeming values. Are you watching the same man? He drugged an unknowing colleague to shut him up, probably because Johnny wanted to ramble more. He constantly belittles everyone around him. His writers were terrible, only Johnny can save this movie. Apparently not. Every addict thinks he is so clever and some can be quite charming, until they don’t get their way. He is blitzed on the stand, slurring his words, can’t sit up.

[@Doctom91]

@@BBMc107 did you dog step on a bee too?

[@vsauce4350]

@@BBMc107 Cope.

[@melodyvalentine8779]

@@BBMc107 Who did he drug unknowingly? Is the "colleague" Marilyn Manson? He said he gave him a pill to make him stop talking so much. I didn't hear him say Manson didn't know about it. Who would admit to that in a court? He's not daft and I'm pretty sure Manson took the xanax or whatever it was to calm him down. It was probably several xanax but JD played it down. That doesn't mean he's an abuser. He's not slurring his words, he can sit up perfectly fine. I don't think we are watching the same man tbh. I don't know who you're watching but it's not JD. You think Amber is telling the truth even in the face of thr staggering evidence of her lies? Wow, you're gonna get taken for a right mug some day

[@LilyMagick]

Johnny Depp is effortlessly funny and charming. He was extremely likeable, relatable and credible on the stand. He dominated the courtroom.

[@CorvidArt]

I don't know how Johnny's lawyers are able to hold down their laugh, it's hilarious

[@Dozeball]

They probably hold it in until they get home, close their front doors, take off their shoes and then piss themselves laughing for a good 30 minutes, before starting to cook dinner, until something funny happens or is said that reminds them of their day in court, and they keel over laughing again.

[@CorvidArt]

@@Dozeball that's probably it, I would definitely go through that if it were me who's in that situation

[@nairobi8056]

@@Dozeball your wrong. They dont take off their shoes. Apparently the wife's gotta do it for them XD

[@olivialuckey9272]

The fact he had to tell the lawyer four times that he signed the document is hilarious

[@oktayx189]

Acknowledging the question and answering exactly the same way the attorney wants it answered has a different psychological effect. They both know this and are fighting over it. Attorney is trying to get a straight yes so he can close the sale and Depp is not giving it to him. Heard tried to pull a similar shit with her pay vs pledge thing.

[@olivialuckey9272]

@@oktayx189 oh okay thanks for the explanation

[@lorirarich1875]

there's nothing new under the sun

[@ReeKii]

the thing is, no one from those who supports him ever said he's perfect or is a saint that can't do no wrong. no. we all acknowledge that he has his flaws, he made bad choices, and is far from being a saint. but what we do see too, is that he have (and always will) such a big heart, humble, ready to learn and redo things correctly whenever he can, and never will step on anybody to be selfish. it's not just his fans from his career who believes him, real victims of abuse see him for who he is and stand by him. you can't fake that.

[@nicoleclavel3876]

Exactly! We all have our good and our bad but at least he acknowledges instead of playing innocent like amber who can never admit her faults and only wants to be see as this pretty nice lady who does no wrong

[@A9.certii]

what the hell does being a saint have to do with any of this?

[@famouskate9071]

Great comment and so true.

[@tThisNThat]

100%

[@CrystalShadow]

Yes he is an imperfect victim but who is perfect? Some defend ambuser but dear Mr. Johnny Depp represents most survivors, male and female❤We recognize a survivor when we see one!

[@laurenvieira9045]

The way he just says everything so nice and respectfully but the situation itself is so funny, idk how this man isn't laughing 😂❤

[@JohnnyDepp-w7j]

Are you on my private community? If no I’d like to invite you ❤❤

[@mig1017]

Have to admit I wasn't even a fan of Johnny's before all this, but seeing how he's handled this and with all the things she put him through, he has well and truly earned admiration and respect. Hope he gets the outcome he clearly deserves.

[@The.Cow96]

He's already won, in the court of public opinion

[@brady4673]

He will! I'm just saddened as Disney believed her before him! Even after he worked so many years for them, he played nice nice!

[@Sorchia56]

I, personally, love seeing Mr. Depp’s confidence grow each day of this trial. He’s smiling, finally!

[@tmargot1899]

He seems like such a wonderful man … everyone has flaws, but he seems like a genuinely good man that she’s targeting. She was lucky to be with him. He’s waaaaay too good for her.

[@BeyondTheMind007]

100%

[@karami8844]

Yeah, she didn’t deserve him. He went deeper into his addictions and path to self-destruction to cope with the bad relationship. A good woman that loved him would have helped him defeat his demons and taken care of him.

[@childmessengerofgod2853]

​@Althea Ramnarain yeah because nowadays it's all about looks I don't understand

[@nicoleclavel3876]

@@karami8844 yup! She tried to blame his behavior on his addictions yet was taking drugs with him and drinking a bunch. She’s a hypocrite and only brought darkness and confusion into his life

[@tmargot1899]

@@karami8844 I completely agree with you! :) You put it so perfectly! 🙌🫶👏

[@astridvvv9662]

The charm, the charisma. So kind, genuine, gentle, generous, witty, and funny.