Memes ONLY British Kids Will Understand

[@camkirkhambabyy]

Was Billy Bear Meat actually nice? I feel like I’d never eat it now..

[@jjsima1768]

As a kid it slaps but it is just honey roast ham

[@ellies.diaryy]

ReaL

[@TaraTiaraBell]

It’s the same smell as the pink luncheon roll if you know it but yeah it’s all the crappy meat leftovers squished together

[@bambino05]

Ngl it's still delicious. Idk why but it's been my biggest pregnancy craving this time round

[@Littlemissperfectstacey]

Eww no its disgusting cam😂x

[@forgottenartform]

The argos catalogue, anytime the birthday or Christmas was coming around you'd be circling the numbers or writing them on a separate sheet of paper 😅 miss those days

[@camkirkhambabyy]

It’s mad how that’s just not a thing anymore !

[@Izzy-vz5ut]

WAIT THEY STOPPED THE ARGOS CATALOGUES???!!?

[@forgottenartform]

@@Izzy-vz5ut just double checked and yea they don't print hard copies of the argos catalogue anymore

[@jaymartin3917]

Oh my god I would circle things I wanted and the code for it 😅 And then would take about 5 argos pens on the way out lol

[@jaymartin3917]

@IMARANDOMFANDOMOFFICE don't forget the ikea pencils 🤣

[@Zoidd_Bergg]

Everytime Cam says ''Hello you beautiful donuts'' I can't help but smile and wave at my screen.

[@camkirkhambabyy]

This is very wholesome mate

[@octopusoptimusprime]

same i always say hi back 😭

[@nicolagilbert2235]

Ham

[@bambino05]

My mum used to make out that we'd have to remortgage the house to buy billy bear ham, it's only about £1.20 now. I highly doubt it was expensive back in the day

[@camkirkhambabyy]

HELLO YA GORGEOUS DONUT

[@darkangelholz]

Hello you gorgeous donut from county Durham xx

[@TaraTiaraBell]

Hello ya jammy dodger

[@driftafk6653]

Hi Cam Kirkham

[@boiledtoast3772]

Hello popcorn

[@ashleyking6671]

Helloooooo from Austin, Texas!

[@TaraTiaraBell]

😂 the Argos catalogue where dreams were formed and none came true

[@LE_ELISHAMUN]

so true, i remember every year it would be a big deal to walk past argos and get a new one for your christmas list but never getting anything that was in that book

[@AUDHDlucy]

Yeah, I remember my mum telling me to circle off what I want and she'll see what she can get for my birthday or Christmas as a wish list sorta thing. Well, I grew up in a deprived town, so she would give a neighbour quarter of the price for the stuff he nicked. 😂😂😂

[@Jess_icaaaaaaa]

FR!!!

[@J.O.R.D]

Love itttt 😂

[@Issy_Owen]

6:45 we watched one in year 1 but it was about a boy who played football but couldn't anymore because he crossed the road on a corner of something. As a six year old it genuinely scared me😂

[@evie_equestrian]

Me and my brother were always given the Argos catalogue near Christmas when we were younger, and we would just circle everything we thought we would like. I found one of the old catalogues not that long ago and almost every page had at least 1 circle on it

[@princesspixxie]

Circle ya stuff , but you never know Santa might no have it 😂

[@Sofia_eats_drywall]

That road safety adds gave me some trauma, it’s was like a horror film

[@Crybaby.veronica]

Circle the things you wanted from Argos the amount of DS games, Monster High and Bratz I had circled😭💙

[@Crybaby.veronica]

Wii games and Xbox 360

[@AFKR0SEMM2]

OMGGG FR

[@jjsima1768]

Remember them milk straws that had the flavoring didnt even taste like anything but it made the milk blue

[@JessicaBrown-tx9xc]

They still sell those they do strawberry too

[@jjsima1768]

@@JessicaBrown-tx9xc ye remember the banana ones 🔥

[@shethingsd]

I was very shy, so it was horror to ever break a pencil point and have to sharpen it. Why did the teacher always put it at the front of the classroom? And you could never determine a wind too far and just break it. I'd always try to do about 5 at lunch or recess and keep them on reserve so I wouldn't have to stand up in front of everyone and make all that noise. I'm 56, so I remember these. I'm also really clumsy so I was always afraid of tripping or getting tripped or the kids making fun of my Forest Gump braces the first few years before I just wore special shoes.

[@KatBagley-gc1uf]

It's the Smyth's toy superstore catalogue now, not quite the same as the argos one but me and my kids still get excited when the Christmas one is delivered.

[@SparkleLuna77]

Oh god Billy Bear! I used to work at Tesco on the deli counter and they came in a big solid slab that looked like a huge sausage and we had to put it on one of those meat slicers and slice it into the individual slices that were sold. Then you’d get the weird end where the sausage was misshapen and the absolute dragged out melted faces looked like something out of a horror film and we’d still sell them! Must have traumatised some kids for life!!

[@blackcatwoo]

No what hit after swimming was getting a packet of crisps from the vending machine

[@GlossyBees]

This just reminded me of crisp sandwiches

[@tylerpotter7500]

The Haven Seaside Squad hit difficult, I'm so mad that they changed it

[@christiee_xoxo]

my wee cousins still go to haven and its so weird to see their pictures with the new seaside squad 😭

[@jamesBFC1887]

I'm convinced we all lived the same childhood then at like 8 years old we all got split off into our individual lives without realising

[@Autumn_whipser]

omg the road safety one gave me nightmares but u cant forget the Alma one...

[@katiebowden5467]

I’ve left school last year and everyone is at college I dropped out because mentally I was not ready and going through a rough patch it is such an awkward situation like what do I do today when everyone else around me seems to be thriving

[@RobertRamsey-b3z]

Just muddle through until you know. Good luck.

[@IntrovertedPrincess]

I’m a 20 year old American and I remember hearing about Raoul Moat as a child and hiding as if he’d find me because I hadn’t yet realized how big the world really is. I strategized places to hide and everything. Those skills really came in hand when a kid came to my high school with a gun. 💀😶

[@TheHeadphonesGuy12]

Seriously the sensation of that will billy in my mouth with a bit of ketchup and some Pom bear was as close to heaven as one can get

[@reena_sha]

Never wore super dry… it was “helly Hanson” jackets & rockports 😭

[@alexprescott-zt9tk]

Love the helly Hansons tho, I had one when I was in nursery and all of my younger sisters (5 of them) all wore it to nursery too, they last so well

[@reena_sha]

@@alexprescott-zt9tk loved mine too!! Best jackets ever!! 😭

[@bethanyedwards6579]

The Argos catalogue hits so different, so sad they got rid of it, I remember typing in the product numbers into the machines to see how many of the items they have in stock in the store and the little pencils 😂😂

[@samanthafalzon8253]

YOUR VIDEOS ARE KEEPING ME SANE

[@ellies.diaryy]

Billy bear meat hit different 😭👏🏼

[@dyinggiraffe1294]

Watching this as an American hits different lol. Great video Cam!

[@ShortAndNarrow]

the bear was legit, you never asked for it, didn't know what it was but you always had it because mum knew you would love it. I want it still for memories but probably wont taste the same as we''re older.

[@Giveheath_luv]

Omg I got so upset when they got rid of the bear (can’t remember his name.) and changed it for jazzy his niece. (yapping about haven) 😭✋ HE WAS AN ICON.

[@GestatingTurnip]

I used to spend solid hours in the Argos catalogue in the Lego and Bionicle pages

[@AlixApples]

As someone who currently works in a secondary school in Scotland, we have pencil sharpeners like that in every. single. classroom. My previous job was also at a Haven. I didn't experience either as a kid, but I'm apparently checking them off in my 20s. Better late than never ig? 🥴

[@regretfulhero8728]

I remember circling the toys i wanted in the Argos catalogue, then my parents would get me anything that wasn't circled

[@harrybow7223]

4:51 I was at haven when this video came out. It hit different as a kid

[@GestatingTurnip]

I wasn’t a Havens kids, I was a Parkdeans, Sparkys Krew Club kid. It became a lifestyle even after being back at home. I miss those days

[@codesray]

Sameeee Sparky, Sparkle, Narky and Pipsqueak

[@Lexiosity]

I was a huge Parkdeans kid. I loved Parkdeans

[@avaius]

I never knew about sparkys knew club as a kid, but my younger brother absolutely loves it and wouldn't stop talking about it for days after his holiday 😂

[@dottieland7061]

I took my kids to haven before we moved to Japan. It was like a giant piss up for adults and the kids were left to roam just asking their parents for money.

[@Mrs_Mxlfoy7]

11:33 nice spot cam!

[@shlarla]

HAVEN HOLIDAYS! One of my fave things about having a sister who is 15yrs younger than me is that we have the excuse to go to haven parks again. Growing up the summer trip to haggerston castle was the highlight of the year. We go to seton sands near edinburgh now cause we dont have a car to travel as far but its just as good. Only thing thats upsetting is they rebranded the animal characters and they suck now 😔

[@shlarla]

Wait did anyone else ever go on one of those free sun holidays from the paper? Cause we did one year and we went to this run down caravan park that was next to a sewage plant it was so dire 😂

[@needforgaming6222]

love the videos keep on mate its make my day every video

[@Ursula5944]

As a kid, between the age of 8-12, I lived in Berlin on a forces base (86-90). During the cold War and height of IRA bombing campaign. We had 2 English language channels available to us. SSVC (British forces TV) and AFN (American Forces Network). The other channels were German or French. AFN had ads every 5mins...soooo annoying. But some of the best TV. SSVC only had Public Service Broadcasts about remembering to check under your car for suspicious devices or... Daddy goes boom in front of his family😱 We'd be rudely awakened every so many months at 3 with the nuclear alarm and tanoy system blaring "exercise Rocking Horse! Exercise Rocking Horse! All personnel report to duty." that would go on for hour. My dad would grab his kit and go on exercise for 3 days. The rest of the base would carry on. If you call men in full kit, rifles, setting up cordens, barricades, sniper points as if we were under attack. We just had to ignore it. 😂

[@JakeyG-eq1un]

i remember getting nightmares about those road safety videos. i had no idea people related!

[@ForeverMais]

These videos give me so much nostlagia 😭😭 Especially seaside squad, Anxious the elephant was my fav 👽 Also nice spot cam 🫶🏻

[@thevegandinosuar]

Her name was anxious

[@ForeverMais]

@@thevegandinosuar omg now i remember 😭 It’s been so long that i completely forgot her name 🥲

[@BuckTurgidson-nw7yk]

I'm in Bristol and the Raul Moat story is one of my favorites, one of my friends who lives in Northumberland was interviewed by Sky when it was going on. I believe Gazza had a fishing rod and KFC when he turned up.

[@BuckTurgidson-nw7yk]

and as I'm clearly older than you, for adults the Screwfix catalogue was our version of the Argos catalogue.

[@Lanatheshortie_]

The smyths toys superstore catalog just hit different, I used to circle things i wanted and put it on my Christmas list 😂

[@Ilovekittensmeow]

Bro yeahhhh so realllll 😭

[@Time-and-space11]

Oh mate, argos catalogues 😂 that brings back some memories. Every Christmas, me mam would bring it out and I looked forward to it all year

[@Willow_Rivers]

Nice spot cam, its Giving main character energy😂

[@Seobsgirlyyy]

British memes are the british national treasures

[@marianorris1081]

Loved the Argos catalog ❤

[@AUDHDlucy]

I remember the the dress bright advert, everyone in my area under the age of 12 were made to wear reflective vests for ages. 😂😂

[@katiehodgkinson9459]

You were posh/rich if you went to centre parks. My mum used to get the vouchers from the sun newspapers each week for the sun holidays and save them up just to take us on a haven holiday.

[@michaelc3418]

I had a version of the coco pop straws but they were plastic with like chocolate stuff inside it

[@naseemhussain965]

Flipping Hell I thought I was the only one who remembered quick milk

[@mandy5313]

Yes, the Argos catalogue at Christmas, had to circle what you wanted, bonus if you actually frigging got it like😂

[@Ukgyt99]

Coco pops used to be soooo good and now i get the Double chocolate protein powder as it tastes similar.

[@jennyysneddon]

No joke those safety videos they showed us has left me with life long anxiety and fucked up my childhood, still recovering to this day 🤣🤣🤣 If i dont laugh I'll cry

[@siremp4]

sobbing into my pillow pretending I’m not eating Billy besr ham rn ..

[@princesspixxie]

Gazza trying to defuse the situation but was told by police to go home sleep off the cocaine and booze 😂😂

[@mastereditz75]

Nice spot cam😂😂😂❤ keep up the good work on your channel mate

[@Olivia-it6tv]

Ngl I would stay in my uniform until bed time if I'm remembering it right 😂 I remember finding it funny how most of my friends had that need to change immediately, even if my skirt or trousers where too uncomfortable I'd literally just put PJ bottoms on and keep my school shirt on🤣 you've just unlocked a memory for me there, I was such a freak lol cause I could never do that now

[@leahXoxO202fox]

Alr but the Brian meme, i agree so much. you always think that names are normal when you hear them but looking back you see how out of pocket the names were as you were a baby. for example: David. Baby David. i get an old man being called that but who looks at a kid and goes "Youre the new david in the family.deal with it."

[@emmawilliams9763]

Don’t worry my car also had windy windows in the back! 😂 I love them tbf the nostalgia is just great! It’s not even that old it’s a 15 plate! My backseat passenger (the dog) doesn’t seem to have any issues with it either 😅

[@sharonbunn2363]

Aagh Billy Bear caused so many arguments between me and my mum. My husband and I decided to go vegetarian because of all of the food scares (BSE, salmonella, swine flu) and we couldn't afford organic meat. Whenever my mum babysat she would give my kids meat especially this processed crap. She never respected my reasons for not giving them this stuff so we stopped leaving them with her and my dad. (And yes I did try giving the kids a packed lunch but she took it away and gave them "real food" as she called it)

[@Skyejessicaediting]

7:33 the one i always remember is where the world pauses and they get out the car and he says he doesnt have time to slow down but the dude has a kid in his car he says his sry then they get back in the car and crash

[@spookybaby1313]

Apple sours…..Banging. The memories tonight!! 😂

[@victoriasalter1701]

There are still things similar to the coco pops straws, especially if you look in Asian shops. I think the Asian shops that I sometimes go in have at least about three different similar products…

[@invadermaythe1st]

I'm pretty sure the girl who didn't wear bright in the dark was shown IN my school, because I don't remember seeing it at home.

[@shortyclaire]

I wasn't allowed Billy bear ham as a kid, and on reflection that's how I know I grew up middle-class 😂

[@YoloBracelets]

Not me being irish but still knowing all of these

[@Saint_Dan132]

i remember littlewoods catalogue lets not play the im old game, lol

[@lucky_duck323]

Man haven takes me back. WE'RE HAVING FUN AT THE TIGER CLUB

[@pivet1ny872]

What is everyone’s favourite donut? Mines a auger stand from greggs which is basically a pink sprinkle donut

[@jameshamaker9321]

chocolate frosted cake donuts, from any store with a proper bakery. donuts from a bag, just aren't the same.

[@ThePB77]

My birthday is December 29th and everyone either doesn’t wanna do anything or just forgets and it was so sad growing up

[@Boxo02]

got like 20 assignments over due, but cam just uploaded soooo assignments can wait ig

[@Splatcat482]

10:06 NO STOP BC MY BROTHER IS CALLED DOUG IM DYING

[@cazzey8569]

They still sell the straw things at B&M, and different ones! Still have them as a 39 year old lol they're awesome

[@NovaGames633]

I love the catalog

[@Isabellegunning]

My birthday is the 30th of December & I would go to my grandmas every day for leftovers it was great 😂

[@Pillsburydoughboy24]

The roof of the mouth thing is so true😂

[@SarahConsalvey]

American candy stores was the first thing i thought of when you mentioned superdry shops ..i would not be surprised...also i had to go and dig out my passport two weeks ago just cause I'd ordered a monster with my delivery for reference i was 40 last week

[@lolleeness296]

6:45 I remember these and there was another one I used to watch nonstop because I liked the animation

[@booziesuzie]

9:23 I am a well established adult and I still do that 😂

[@pdcookstar]

Lol i was 6'2 at 11 years old worse thing was i was short of change buying booze and i asked a girl if i could borrow 3 quid and she said "yeah pay me back in school". The person selling it still sold me it but i was banned from buying in the after that.

[@Rose-e4o5u]

my dad thinks were posh because every 2 years we go to center parks and he refuses to let us go to butlins

[@Issy_Owen]

12:32 I do this with everything in life😂

[@CatBrash]

hotdogs are literally everyone's secret guilty pleasure

[@Vinvspp]

The way we all circled everything on that Argos catalog on Christmas

[@Layla_eqq13]

Billy Bear meat and The Minion ones😭

[@Gi-hk6gx]

ahhh used to beg me mum for the minions in the aldi 😂

[@lilyoliver174]

Circling what you want on the Argos catalog is my fave thing about my childhood. THEY NEED TO BRING THEM BACK. Now I wanna go to a swimming pool just so I can eat after so It hits different. WHY DID EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER

[@thatlittlesquid]

I remember this one time we went to Argos and I really wanted one of the plushies they had good memories

[@YoungestBrown]

My nan would always bring me a argos catalogue for my birthday and I would just look at the lego sets I could never buy

[@Alice-ej1wn]

Rauld Moat was on his rampage when I was on holiday, we watched live updates, my mother was like "wait...Gazza the... NO... Paul... no... WHAT?" 😂

[@ElsaB-h1t]

Never went on haven holidays but butlins was just… I can’t even describe it 😭

[@chamberlayne9287]

For Americans , it was the Sears Catalogue. Around christmas you'd see them everywhere until the aughties. Sears shut down in Illinois and that ended our catalogue. Now, everything is on the internet.

[@alanta-paws]

4:51 fucking hell the nostalgia just hit, I always use to go Yarmouth

[@lucymae1218]

ive literally just come back from centre parcs its fab, unlocked so many childhood memories❤

[@KRZ___]

I miss the Argos catalogue

[@Sixfold298]

15:09 nothing has ever been as relatable to me than this statement, I thought only my dad did that🤣🤣🤣

[@Arkilla69]

idk bout you but cam makes me sm happier

[@Billybob-p4f]

Any can remember ya grans bringing back the smyths christmas catalogue and either ya had stickers or a sharpie but ya felt RICH

[@mellewhoo2040]

Paused the video halfway through to say this, I still tidy my room and afterwards walk through it like I'm stacey solomon or something like "yh I did that" and then I'll tell me mum and sisters like "Did ya see my room?", "It's unrecgonisable ain't it??" 🤣and they're just like "did ya open yr curtains?" - "are ya still living in a bat cave?" - like thanks guys, I only spent 2 hours on this! 😂🙄

[@mellewhoo2040]

Live that spot cam! - I've had acne myself since I was 13 and I'm 22 🥴 now and I can tell ya, it feels like it never goes away!

[@princesspixxie]

Martin, Keith, Ian,Barry and Graham Names listed are all born at 45 some have a clipboard accessory included x

[@Sun_shiner11]

8:24 Not a serial killer, I was just depressed

[@ashleigh7656]

I remember the Argos catalogue, the satisfaction of circling what you wanted and it makes me feel old even though i only turn 16 in 7 days 🤣

[@Medcanuk]

I popped to Taunton on the train yesterday to pick up a game and to my surprise there was a Argos. I havnt seen one In years there all inside Sainsbury’s by me (exeter)