The reason the game even gives you the option of having a player being born "At Sea" is because Ed Porray, a guy who only took 4 plate appearances for the Buffalo Buffeds in the short lived Federal League, was born in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, too far from any country's shore to claim. His birth certificate has his birth location simply as At Sea.
@otisthecow2 жыл бұрын
well it would have been the last country he left before entering international waters but back in the 1880s no country was observing that law (since it didnt exist)
@kiyanharchegani25882 жыл бұрын
@@otisthecow Rio Mavuba is a professional soccer player that was born in 1984 and is listed at born at sea, almost 100 years after Ed.
@SuperDuffyj2 жыл бұрын
@@otisthecow he hadn’t left a country as he wasn’t born
@rudytabooty86402 жыл бұрын
So is he technically not a citizen ANYWHERE?
@Peasant_of_Pontus2 жыл бұрын
@@rudytabooty8640 Pretty much all countries in the world have citizenship by blood (you inherit it from your parents), citizenship by soil is only used in addition to it, in the Americas mostly.
@riersonjohnson15472 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the classic 3-1-3 single play
@warlordofbritannia2 жыл бұрын
Dingus Dingerson was born with three clubfeet, glass bones, and paper-mache skin. At his birth, his parents had to be restrained from throwing him overboard. Instead they abandoned him immediately after reaching port. No orphanage would take him so he was eventually "adopted" by a blind homeless man. He never went to school since no teacher could bare looking at him. When he tried asking a girl out, she died of shock. He was later arrested for public indecency after daring to show his face at the grocery store.
@VianoMusicAcademy2 жыл бұрын
How did you know my life story?
@n8c5802 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@UselessGOAT5552 жыл бұрын
@@VianoMusicAcademy he's watching you, call the cops
@SetPhasersToFabulous2 жыл бұрын
hitmonlee in pants had me howling
@Karmy.2 жыл бұрын
Same
@hackcabuss97652 жыл бұрын
Werewolf?
@joegr87762 жыл бұрын
sounds like he came strait out of super mega baseball with that name lol
@Remrsj2 жыл бұрын
"Then the CPU tried to break the record for the goofiest play of all time" Tried? My man, it succeeded 😂
@MrCatch24alx2 жыл бұрын
Hitmonlee in pants single-handedly earned this sub, but absolutely hilarious throughout!
@wendycandia21752 жыл бұрын
Why bro walking like that 6:06
@Jarodactyl2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. That foot.
@eduardolanda22892 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment to know I'm not crazy
@johnnymac61782 жыл бұрын
Really makes you think about the saying “ most home runs are pitched not hit”
@mrallstar22 жыл бұрын
Crawford’s right leg never knows how to handle itself after a no doubter lol.
@thedebatehitman Жыл бұрын
4:48 …if the Harlem Globetrotters played baseball.
@two-thousand-one14892 жыл бұрын
Dude this is hilarious content. Definitely should do more
@danaborris3452 жыл бұрын
Dingus looks like what I assume Tim Pool looks like with his hat off.
@timlafferty2717 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ the windows shut-down alert made me belly laugh
@RyzoLND2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, sir. You have created a perfect KZbin video. May the legend of Dingus Dingerson and the Godawful Giants live on for generations.
@FTLnovaKid11 ай бұрын
5:35 I am dead! 😂
@debbstraw579 Жыл бұрын
That hit to first base was the greatest play ive seen in this game
@kidking152 жыл бұрын
*In Coors Which if you know the history of Coors is pretty funny. Pretty much has to happen in this ballpark 😂
@kidfrankie542 жыл бұрын
Alright I think this dude jarodactyl (if that's really your name) is an industry plant. The writing and voiceover are suspiciously brilliant. Who's paying you? It's those a holes at barstool isn't it? Not sure where you came from, but I'm here for it. This was hilarious
@Jarodactyl2 жыл бұрын
🤫
@lavs86962 жыл бұрын
bro the hitmonlee reference hahahahaha, subbed
@sahillsekhon32 жыл бұрын
I actually do feel like if anyone of us had 2335 AB’s we’d have at least 1 home run no doubt
@indecisivewolf56202 жыл бұрын
Against major league pitching? Bro I'd probably have 2334 strikeouts and 1 broken bat groundout to the catcher lol
@eaglesandowls2 жыл бұрын
Not a chance
@sahillsekhon32 жыл бұрын
@@eaglesandowls okay do the math, in the 2019 season on average batters got from 129 at bats-323 at bats. Even if you took the highest number 323 and took 2335 and divided it, that is 7.2 MLB seasons for you to hit a single home run. You’re telling me through 7 seasons you won’t have a lick of improvement in your hitting? If you had an average of 215 at bats a season you’re looking at 10 years worth of at bats in the MLB. I’m almost certain in 10 years of being in the best baseball league on the planet you will have ONE home run. The math literally proves that.
@robloxvids22332 жыл бұрын
@@sahillsekhon3 I think that dude played in the dead ball era though. Even power hitters hit single digit homeruns. Any guy who played competitive baseball as an adult, and had some pop, could hit at least 1 bomb in 7 full seasons, yes. Left field Crawford boxes at Minute Maid, around the Pesky pole at Fenway, right field at Yankee stadium are all getable.
@theblackwidow34012 жыл бұрын
bill holbert isn't even the worst home run hitter of all time: mike mcgreary and dave eggler both hold more at bats (2481 and 2544 respectively) than holbert, and neither of those men have any career home runs either. (although their careers began in 1871 before the creation of the NL so i see why he picked Holbert)
@hitokiriibattousaii2 жыл бұрын
that 50 cent first pitch is legendary
@vincenthammons67052 жыл бұрын
I am sad wanted Dingus to hit it
@Lesposito257 ай бұрын
The legend begins
@Dr.Frankensteen2 жыл бұрын
I mean, in MLB 21 I hit a homerun with Graterol even though his batting stats are 0. It can happen.
@Dubyahh Жыл бұрын
I lost it at zero height, zero money, zero bitches hahaha
@crixxxxxxxxx Жыл бұрын
Basically Billy Crystal on the Yankees.
@joanfelicianoo2 жыл бұрын
"This dude looks like hitmonlee in pants" 🤣🤣🤣
@SaulMalekSpeaking2 жыл бұрын
A radio shack 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂
@ds82492 жыл бұрын
This dude has jokes
@spacemonkey37182 жыл бұрын
Dingus looks like the guy from Brooklyn 99 Charles Boyle
@emn1shearer4492 жыл бұрын
New Jarodactyl video Pog
@MrTy2K Жыл бұрын
but you did that in colorado, my relief pitcher in RTTS with 0 power did that in San Diego
@justins.73162 жыл бұрын
This shit hilarious lol
@proofessor80622 жыл бұрын
dawg made the giants into a little league team
@Dallas90612 жыл бұрын
Hitmonlee in pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Doug19752533 Жыл бұрын
well, Holbert DID have a .208 batting ave, so i dont think the contact should be 0. but with a slugging of .232 abd obp of .228, i mean .... damn
@Qardo Жыл бұрын
Sucks couldn't make a batter shorter. The record shortest player to ever play a game was St. Louis Browns player, Eddie Gaedel. Who came in at a whooping 3'5" and only weighted a wooping.....60lbs. He got an On Base. In his ONLY game appearance. Shortest Player to ever play. Then, the league decided to write in a rule to make sure this never happened again. Way to go MLB The Show. Had ONE chance. Yet, screwed up to not allow shorter players.
@Codywerner16 Жыл бұрын
Honestly this 0 overall guy sounds like me
@nova44522 жыл бұрын
hmmm guess we will find out, welcome back hope u still remember me 😭
@johnglenn30csardas2 жыл бұрын
Very funny. Pool noodle and then Beethoven. Nicely done.
@KBisBaseball2 жыл бұрын
David Fletcher be like:
@daxtonquick4159 Жыл бұрын
he looks like schwaz from henry danger
@bobbymcbride7800 Жыл бұрын
Aww man this is too funny now u make me wanna do this 😂
@lifeisbeautiful424 Жыл бұрын
0 birches made me like
@deNNyTheWiseMAN1 Жыл бұрын
Haha, how he injured himself out of the game on his first dive for a ball.
@travisfiedler44162 жыл бұрын
That potential though...
@12savage682 жыл бұрын
0:28 sounds like the created player is me
@TheDuckofLaw2 жыл бұрын
@6:06 What's going on with his right ankle?
@brohanfromrohan57712 жыл бұрын
Deadball era.
@WoolfJ352 жыл бұрын
I bet money I can break Bill's record someone get me an MLB contract lol
@seanbrown97322 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold lol
@avocado63942 жыл бұрын
We ❤️ Dingus
@ericgallo7462 жыл бұрын
Brandon Crawford angel song?
@zorloc1112 жыл бұрын
Wish this game was on PC lmao
@Jarodactyl2 жыл бұрын
I believe it is
@NotTheWheel2 жыл бұрын
How's this for a nick name "soft serve"
@osamaissa9819 Жыл бұрын
Hitmonlee 😂😂😂😂
@johncoronado17922 жыл бұрын
Let’s get you a job
@gamergonegaming68112 жыл бұрын
On a decent difficultly No
@vrh83032 жыл бұрын
I did it before I have the clip on my channel
@trappinlo2 жыл бұрын
w vid
@skyd8102 жыл бұрын
Too dope😂
@redshamrock052 жыл бұрын
4:10 💀💀💀💀💀💀 4:18 Weeeeell, idk about that. The A’s are pretty fucking shit.
@demizebulon73162 жыл бұрын
Lol
@specimen- Жыл бұрын
Are you using rookie difficulty lol
@sunryse91472 жыл бұрын
Zero B***h lol
@evanstriby912 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@platimatty Жыл бұрын
Who’s here from TikTok?
@brandonrogersofficial2 жыл бұрын
You had my like until you cussed, inappropriate.
@Jarodactyl2 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm sorry bro can I please have it back
@ToyStory2WasAverage2 жыл бұрын
“It was a big moment for dingus, it was the first time he ever saw a home run , up to this point he didn’t even know it was possible” 😂 well played sir , well played I tip my hat off to you sir and tip you I bid you good day
@xwarped832 жыл бұрын
You think Old Bill had zero bitches with a mustache like that??
@Jarodactyl2 жыл бұрын
Oh Bill definitely fucked. Dingus is another story.