Can ANY Boss Survive 30 Level 1 Wretches? - Elden Ring

In this elden ring video I'm testing whether any of the strongest bosses in elden ring can survive 30 level 1 wretches.
To test this I created some variations of the wretch starting class with a combination of different clubs and ashes of war to give them a better chance against the main bosses.
Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
0:40 Gideon Ofnir
1:37 Rennala
2:15 Godrick
2:47 Morgott
3:37 Radahn
5:49 Laser Golem
7:27 Astel
8:36 Godskin Duo
10:20 Radagon
11:10 Elden Beast
12:44 Fortissax
13:51 Lansseax
14:50 Death Rite Bird
15:42 Placidusax
16:48 Regal Ancestor Spirit
17:22 Mogh
18:14 Fire Giant
19:22 Rick
20:17 Rykard
21:21 Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella
22:26 Elder Dragon Greyoll
24:05 Strongest Runebear
27:57 Maliketh
28:44 Malenia
29:35 Godfrey/Hoarah Loux
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[@marcgodfrey4882]

We already got Stone age before Elden ring DLC

[@BjornTheBear]

Lmao

[@Tarnishedwarrior1958]

*before GTA6

[@remnantryku7112]

Why'd this make me laugh so hard? XD

[@DuncanMaisonneuve-kk3vf]

Before Kingdom Hearts 4 and Super Mario Odyssey 2.

[@blublugamingchannel]

True hahahauaha

[@kookio4284]

Gideon getting jumped while yelling: "I need help!" Was the funniest thing I saw today.

[@BjornTheBear]

Same old story

[@none62092]

Especially when he’s trapped in the corner getting whaled on

[@battom9290]

that was the equivalent of "fight back" meme, got a chuckle out of me for sure.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

“I know.. in my bones…” Gideon, bro, I don’t think you have any bones left to feel with after that one…

[@glatykoffi6672]

He got new bones made from the old ones

[@LTFHXCVI]

I know… in my bones… I NEED HELP! 😂

[@sethlhaynes]

That was the most brutal beatdown I’ve ever seen 😂😂

[@LAIR-of-KASHEY]

Гуртом и батьку бить сподручнее!😆

[@Ashireiko_Tatsumi]

"Now just in: Local sage was brutally beaten by a horde of naked strangers."

[@christiantarnoski1231]

Death Rite Bird: *literally eating one of them alive* The Wretches: "He is wide open, jumpin' guys!"

[@shinobi9606]

It worked so well too haha

[@AlexHerrera-wk6lq]

15:09 The deathbird is trying to heal mid fight lmao

[@jayewrite1256]

This just makes the bosses feel like dps tests, they literally can’t win unless they can blitz the boss down in first 20 secs.

[@RuneKatashima]

Godfrey when he has to kill 30 peasants wielding sticks: Is it Tuesday already?

[@xandolf2852]

I just imagine Marika made him do it. "Doesnt happen always, but its an annoyance when my women makes me do the chores"

[@spartan-1210]

In the second phase he just went: “If you can’t beat them, join them.”

[@Youwei-nw9bd]

I can't help laughing when hearing those men ''A~aaah'' together

[@BjornTheBear]

Aaahhhhhh

[@virgin1792]

⁠​⁠Aaahhhhhhh

[@xwyl]

and got decimated by Placi

[@sissokoshwazz6725]

Aaaaaaaah!

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

@@xwyl Dont forget radagon, he just stomped them in seconds.

[@charlesg5085]

I like the concept of 30 athletic maniacs with clubs taking down high level bosses.

[@Dios_of_Autumn-1999]

actually the idea of a prehistoric gang contained in a dungeon and they have to fight bosses for their life can be made into an interesting story.

[@Dios_of_Autumn-1999]

imagine them looting a modern weapon case and reacting to it

[@Poopenfarden]

​@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 wonder what they'd do with a FGM-184

[@Dios_of_Autumn-1999]

@@Poopenfarden I could imagine them thinking the missiles from that thing are obsidian stones.

[@vikinglife6316]

@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 After 2 days of eating cocoa leaves the men from the village suddenly grabbed any weapon they could find and ran off to kill everything evil. Some claim to have seen the naked men running and screaming into the night.

[@Thethreestories]

Gideon: "I know...in my bones..." Wretch Squad: *stampeding away like a herd of screaming bison*

[@asche_bm]

Nepheli: Hi Dad, how was your day at work today? Gideon: Don't wanna talk about it...

[@joshuakim5240]

The funniest part is that if he opened with a triple rings instead of cast a comet first, he probably could have killed at least half of them.

[@christiantarnoski1231]

@@joshuakim5240 the aeonia could have wreaked havoc

[@adradox]

Instead of work Gideon went to the club...

[@Jurassic-yv3zm]

​@@adradoxhe did go clubbing tho on the recieving end lol

[@user-hg8gh3zn7s]

If Gideon was real he would have mad ptsd😂

[@masonvega]

Someday Gideon's gonna yell "I need help!" and help actually arrives.

[@BjornTheBear]

Someday

[@ApXucBuH]

​@@BjornTheBearmaybe you just make Gideon Helpnir, the All-Summoning? So he could just ring his bell for help

[@joshuakim5240]

I'm genuinely curious to see how Gideon's posse together would fare (Gideon with Nepheli, Ensha, Henricus, and the depraved perfumers), solely based on said posse giving Gideon a few moments of tanking so that he can spam his spells.

[@MrEvan312]

@@ApXucBuH A Gideon who uses entirely summon-type spells and effects, armed with Rosus' Axe, summons a completely random spirit ash, uses the Wraithcalling bell at longer range, the Omen Bairn, etc, and can use Rennala's summoning circle to summon random creatures

[@gamer_dino69yt]

​@@ApXucBuHExactly, subscribe and ring the bell for help. Tell this to Gideon.

[@DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C]

The fact that Soldier of God, Rick killed almost everyone is the proof he is on a league of his own

[@Poopenfarden]

Then died to like 2 people

[@MiyashiruX]

Rick had the advantage of a narrow corridor.

[@BattleBro77]

Weakest Soldier of God

[@AlexHerrera-wk6lq]

Those last two can repopulate the army

[@ultimatevtgb7551]

1 swipe, 6 down, even a knight falls to overwhelming numbers

[@AizenVonKleiss]

Gideon went from All-Knowing to All-Bones Breaking

[@Feedmequotes]

“oops” -Greater Will after accidentally summoning 30 tarnished of no renowned to the lands between

[@BjornTheBear]

Lmao

[@desmondmilesful]

"Marika's tits, what have i done" - Greater Will 😂😂

[@elkmeatenjoyer3409]

Tarnished of now renowned are simply built different. Just the fact that they can revive over and over makes them OP.

[@Zeracan]

Maidenless one might even say.

[@Crimson_Maniac36]

24:08 This is just prehistoric Hunting

[@BjornTheBear]

Basically

[@ObakeOnna]

Really demonstrates well why we don't have short-faced bears, mammoths and ground sloths around anymore. Based on these fights most fantasy worlds should probably be barren of solitary monsters smaller and weaker than dragons. All you need is some dudes and the motivation to wipe them out.

[@AlexHerrera-wk6lq]

The runebear getting stunned by one of them kicking him in the nuts will never not be funny, those wrenches became Ark players

[@metalmask5]

@@ObakeOnna In other words. the indomitable human spirit can defeat anything.

[@momosuzu8199]

A lot of extra food

[@xpatrstarx]

I'm just imagining all of these wretches fighting over the elden throne like it's the end of a Party Animals game

[@SageSchispell]

Bro the Elden Beast literally just said "NO, STOP THAT."

[@MeanAndPristine]

The Barbaric Roar reminds me of the noise Lego Yoda makes when he dies

[@s8theninjawarrior916]

😂😂😂 Oh no... now I can only hear it 😂😂

[@bass_not_bombs7483]

Reminds me of the headless guys from Serious Sam..

[@user-en4qj9to8l]

You won’t escape to the gideon tournament request

[@BjornTheBear]

I don't plan to escape it

[@michaelaguilera6946]

I think he should make more Gideon variants before he does that

[@gibio396]

Also that gideon free for all

[@Elvan889]

​@@michaelaguilera6946I think of Sir Gideon Ofnir, the True All-Knowing. He can use all the spells, even the skills of bosses like Radagon Parry

[@ldeeevs1747]

​@@michaelaguilera6946There's a good amount already.

[@oblivious108]

"AAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!" The wretches said calmly.

[@NouveauPoore]

This is how naruto be whipping out the shadow clone jutsu everytime he fights a new enemy

[@KashimaShiro]

dear god the Gideon beatdown was brutal

[@BjornTheBear]

Poor thing

[@phillipcraig1120]

I see you arr- I NEED HALP!

[@daeryxaqueryx]

Seriously. That was probably his most embarrassing fight yet.

[@leyrua]

Haha the number of times they kicked him in the face alone... 🤣

[@nerdlord2288]

Soon as he was firmly stuck in the corner "I need help!". Yes Gideon you do.😂

[@polishsmolish19]

Is nobody gonna talk about how Radagon absolutely wiped the floor with them? He didn't even get stance broke once.

[@kitkay1247]

Ngl, was pretty hot 🤷‍♀️

[@seekay8079]

And those ultra-instinct dodge teleports too 🥵

[@kitkay1247]

@@seekay8079 I fkn know right 😍

[@glatykoffi6672]

Aoe addict

[@PennywiseTheDancingClown274]

Those arrows wrecked. curious to see how they would do without Of course meteor so will wipe too but without arrows and meteor I wonder if they come close

[@IDoWatIDo17]

11:06 There was nothing they could of done against Radagon. It was like it was DBZ fight, he kept vanishing before they hit him lol

[@Normal-person351]

Alternate title: Me and my tribe jumping all the gods of Elden ring

[@MrEvan312]

Godfrey: "Long and hard didst thou fight, Tarnished warr-" *Sees a bunch of half-naked men and women with clubs* Hoorah Loux: "I shall enjoy this."

[@phantomus8578]

The fight isn't the only thing that's long and hard😏

[@MrEvan312]

@@phantomus8578 Hopefully all that Exalted Flesh hasn't affected his functionality

[@Kokong]

This is canonically Godfrey’s harem

[@felizeumida4374]

Love how every fight against malenia is lore accurate, she gets defeated in hand to hand combat and then goes ENOUGH and nukes the arena

[@SparklinWater]

''never known defeat'' ye coz u nuke everything u sore fkn loser of a demigod

[@andsonrebello2018]

No, a boss with the weakest poise gets staggered to death and then does the nuke. Give her Godfrey's poise than talk to me.

[@SparklinWater]

Malenia is a sore loser

[@Elegiast]

@@andsonrebello2018 Give Godfrey Malenia’s lifesteal while we’re at it, he’d be the strongest boss in the game!

[@Scruffy-qi3ik]

@@andsonrebello2018the weakest poise that doesn’t matter a ton when she can cheat and has a move specifically meant to activate through hitstun

[@Ktamses]

To see 30 naked guys walking back looking to the Margit's corpse was fantastic.

[@Ktamses]

3:35 was magic

[@johncena-yk7hu]

those prehistoric baboons were lucky Rick the true elden lord wasn’t using his full power and decided to let the last two win because he respected their bravery

[@BjornTheBear]

Such a good boy

[@sportsmaster8729]

I laughed so hard after they defeated Morgot they all just started backing up like "oh shit we killed someone no one gets close " 😂

[@szalard]

They are defeated by one of the weakest bosses, Lichdragon, but they defeat Fire Giant and Rick? That is crazy!

[@amazydayzee3621]

The "Rick only used 1% of his power" jokes are actually true in this case. The Rick Bjorn usually uses does thousands of damage per swing and has over 100k HP. This one had about 20k and some of the wretches actually survived a hit from him somehow. This version would lose to most of the endgame bosses.

[@extraaaas]

lichdragon attacks faster and has more aoe because of it

[@nerdlord2288]

On fire giant they got lucky how most them got on the leg for phase 1 then that perfectly timed stance break in phase 2. I think they would lose a rematch

[@opo3628]

Lichdragon just had an ideal move set to deal with this particular encounter.

[@Espuma9848]

I cannot believe they defeated Rick… I guess we should never underestimate the power of ooga booga. Also, it was a nice detail to let them fight the caravan. XD Great video as usual, Bjorn. Greetings from Mexico.

[@BjornTheBear]

Thanks dude

[@gozolve]

How much health does a lvl 1 have?

[@f4d370]

Not much

[@badideagenerator2315]

They have 10 vigor, so about 414 health

[@KABLAMMATS]

​@@badideagenerator2315 and they have 1000 health in this video

[@alphastronghold715]

Yeah I was going to say, these guys have a lot more health than standard level 1s

[@alphastronghold715]

@@KABLAMMATSmore, I saw some of them surviving 2 k dmg hits

[@krakenguard3307]

Wasn't there a sidequest in Oblivion where, if you slept in this one specific town you risked waking up to a bunch of angry fish-eyed naked dudes armed with clubs?

[@Crispierbug]

Yeah their called hackdirt brethren.

[@dretadel]

A Shadow over Hackdirt, which is a reference to H. P. Lovecraft's "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" and follows a similar story

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

Sounds like my kinda party Pretty sure I was on the receiving end of that once

[@trucksgunsandvideogames5307]

Ahhh. I miss that game. I remember putting a rubber band on my left thumb stick and just leaving my controller sitting there so I could level up athletics without playing.

[@michaelbarnard8529]

@@trucksgunsandvideogames5307 Athletics and stealth simultaneously!

[@Kaido1772]

When saw the video title I thought it was going to be a massacre until I saw how well they killed the bosses

[@liegeparadox2624]

I did too, but light roll and poise break go brrr, I suppose.

[@zanemob1429]

@@liegeparadox2624 That and not being level 1. Imagine starting out with a +25 Club with 1,400 HP lol.

[@KogasaTatara514]

​@@zanemob1429definitely not a +25, some hits were doing just 10 damage. The most I saw at once was like 110 or something. The HP though, yeah

[@diarmuidallen5899]

Level 1 and somehow tanking hits from end game bosses lol

[@jahrfuhlnehm]

​@@KogasaTatara514Indeed, see how long it took for them to kill those damn pages by the caravan. Higher level versions of those particular enemies being in the Snowfield, granted, but goddamn they were tanking more hits than most of the bosses

[@OG-ZirfyGaming]

Radagon: *Goes Ultra Instinct* Elden Beast: "Kindly shove off, I'm busy." Mohg: "Miquella Is Mine And Mine Alone." Fortissax/Lansseax: "Hehe lightning goes brrr" Rick: *Dies to Unga Bunga* Hoarah Loux: "Let me show you what real UNGA BUNGA LOOKS LIKE!"

[@damascusraven]

They should only have ~400hp each, but I'm seeing over 1khp.

[@godfinger8016]

Yeah they're definitely not level 1, or the variations mentioned include health buffs...which isn't in the scope of new weapons/ashes of war

[@drewliveryboy]

Oh my god the first fight with Gideon 😂 “I need help!!”

[@piedpiper1185]

2:50 - Synchronized dodging. 😂

[@naufalmEZa]

They'd make a great band

[@seekay8079]

Damn, Radagon was hitting them with those ultra-instinct teleports

[@BjornTheBear]

So well fought

[@m4n1987]

This is my favorite video yet of these Elden Ring battles

[@BjornTheBear]

Glad to know dude

[@user-xn8oe7io8v]

Uncut footages of ancient civilizations destroyed by prehistoric humans.

[@TheScrootch]

This is what really happened during the fall of the Roman empire

[@EmiDivinity]

Lansseax doing better than fortissax and placidusax was unexpected Insane clutch by Mohg there

[@JohnA.Zoidberg]

Yeah I was wondering if he'd get to his nihil spam. Too many wretches just stood there near the end. Would have been hilarious if they beat him.

[@user-sk4ny7lc4o]

The dodge rolling in unison is my favorite part

[@Brendzun]

30:25 Dude that one Wretch got fucking absolutely destroyed

[@anorginalname805]

Hoarah loux had enough of their shit

[@Ch11lGh0st]

Imagine actually doing this in a seamless co-op run

[@en20drayt87]

cl they’d probably do worse if they were real people

[@mxb3ar69]

0:20 yo! You even got the shiny wretch.

[@kenndie434]

The ancient dragons are finally catching some Ws for once

[@BjornTheBear]

Finally

[@Wilowol]

Bro just started pulling in any boss he could think of to see if the cavemen could beat it.

[@OLBICHL]

godrick: you can't defeat me if I defeat myself first!!! 10:21 it's times like these where I feel radagon is in the wrong game... look at that crowd control, maaaaan...

[@_Sage967_]

be great as a guest in a musou game

[@KingDodango]

09:30 Apostle #2 turned on the blender and made Tarnished juice.

[@endlessskies2860]

1:16 looks just like one of those cartoon scuffles that took place in a cloud of dust with arms and legs coming out of the cloud. It's absolutely hilarious.😂😂

[@leyrua]

Lol the skinny godskin duo was getting pummeled like a pinata. 😂

[@sebastienrameau]

What about : Can ANY Boss Survive the Radahn's Festival's squad ? (Every NPC you can invoke against Radahn)

[@Mictlantehcuhtli]

Context: AHHH

[@BjornTheBear]

Ahhhhhh

[@JayantChakradhari]

Radagon literally destroying them 😂

[@faisalalshammari6889]

Maliketh did not have fun this time

[@dec222]

LOL @ 15:15 -- Death Rite Bird is like "fuck this one guy in particular."

[@BjornTheBear]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@InfernoVerse975]

This is why Elden Ring multiplayer is limited.

[@Poetic_Justice92]

Radagon: It matters little how many of you there are. Whether it's 30, 50, or 100. The end remains the same. By the Golden Order you will know fear. You will know death.

[@BjornTheBear]

💪💪💪

[@vroshabhisam5582]

Thanks for the combat data!

[@occultnightingale1106]

Finally, *this* is the content we've been waiting for

[@BjornTheBear]

Lmao

[@dovahkiin2206]

can't wait to start seeing dlc bosses in these videos as well

[@BjornTheBear]

You will

[@fairygoodmuller8065]

Gideon getting cornered by 30 yelling naked unga bungas was hilarious

[@RuneLar]

I would love to see you spawn these guys in at the 'First Step' Site of Grace and point them at Tree Sentinel, then Gatefront Ruins, then Margit, and finally Godrick (with the front gate open). So basically they fight their way from First Step to Godrick and everything they agro in between.

[@pastorofmuppets4552]

This is exactly how I view getting attacked by demi-humans.

[@brebeaa]

In my gaming experience, mobs are generally more dangerous than singular powerful opponents. This is good evidence for that! Unless you’ve got good AOE…

[@Broseftoast]

The way Gideon yells “I need help” is hilarious I thought you added that sound byte in for a second

[@remnantryku7112]

Even as a seasoned player, for a moment I'd be: "Oh, shit! Run!"

[@gb9884]

5:04 that cacophony of death screams was hilarious man

[@CheetoStains77]

Godskin duo was a surprise but absolute W’s for Peeler just absolutely coming in clutch

[@trucksgunsandvideogames5307]

This may be your best video so far 😂

[@BjornTheBear]

Thanks dude

[@martinbatik8217]

Rick defeated by Adam and Eva.

[@ZealothXyven]

If you've seen some videos out there, no boss can handle even ONE level 1 wretch. This was still a hilarious clusterfuck to watch.

[@real_entless1301]

i like how this is a simulaton that heavly favors the wretches instead of being nutral.

[@BjornTheBear]

How?

[@yoggerzzz]

LMFAO you put wayyy too much time into this xD I love it

[@fernandoferraz7809]

Those kicks at the beginning were personal

[@godofdeathking950]

Feel like sir bonknir said “Ima let my children fight you” bonknir would definitely show up to lead this army (If only they inherited his level of bonking)

[@mischievousprobe6467]

It would be fun to see how the other starting classes perform.

[@lupusreginabeta3318]

Gideon screaming for Help as he gets whaled on in the corner broke me😂

[@kjrex9749]

i couldn't help but laugh at the dancing bear he was really enjoying his free time before he saw the wretches XD.

[@romeoyoung8257]

holy chadagon with the sick plays

[@shinobi9606]

Lmao elden beast looked like claymation with how its framrates droppwd

[@Robot-Overlord]

This feels like that Jojo clip where they all kick the hell outta that guy.

[@DDann99]

At 3:48 I noticed that the Black dude had the biggest club. If that was an intentional joke, Nice one!

[@Crimson_Maniac36]

Even Gods can't stand against the Power of the Almighty Stick!

[@bunnywithmonocle5324]

seeing the Elden beast move at 4 frames per second makes it look even more like something out of an anime

[@jbrew1237]

Watching the wretch at 12:56 who just gets Deleted by a bolt of lightning from Fortissax has me dying from laughter

[@AustinB415]

27:49 Valiant gargoyles can’t use destined death, that’s the black blade kindred.

[@Tarnished556]

9:30 Skinny did not forgive what they did to hum earlier😅

[@Windclaw]

The thumbnail... 🤣🤣🤣💀 One Melenia vs. THE BONK LEGION!

[@thegaminggolem]

idk why this video was so funny to me but it was and i loved it.

[@BjornTheBear]

Glad you enjoyed dude

[@ApXucBuH]

I just noticed that the darkest wretch has the biggest club. Joke understood

[@BjornTheBear]

😂😂😂

[@diegobotto6245]

I don't get it

[@brussailpook8213]

@@diegobotto6245 pp size

[@anuragsanyal3695]

You are too young kid

[@diegobotto6245]

@@anuragsanyal3695 im an old ass, im 24 years old, but i think i got it... it a reference to the stereotype that black guys have big dicks

[@formalcat9526]

7:05 well at least the dark skinned Tarnished didn't die in the first place

[@BluePhx17]

This is the kind of storyline I want to follow

[@nebulittle5697]

Immediately remembered the show "naked and afraid" exists as of seeing that thumbnail. They should hire eldritch beasts for people on that show to fight, would be infinitely more entertaining.

[@mcd_7629]

How come the one black dude has a bigger club than the others 🤔

[@phoenixwright8364]

there is no way fortissax managed to kill something that rick wasn't able to.

[@BjornTheBear]

Ikr

[@Jesus-jq5zw]

This is actually so funny 😂

[@PeterDivine]

Mohg being the very definition of "coming in clutch" was awesome

[@inexplicablepresence8274]

9:58 the sheer disrespect of the Apostle to resummon the Noble just so they could gank this man in his final moments! 30:31 Hoarah Loux really heard them all "roaring" and said "Lemme show you how it's ACTUALLY done" as a dramatic finish

[@Tarnished556]

I mean, you see what they did to skinny in the beginning? He def wanted to have a taste of their own medicine