Dr Clef was so loyal to his gun, he didn’t even try to use the Amazon guns.
@nicktwolf2 жыл бұрын
He couldn't even use a gun from wish if he wanted to.
@sebneedstherapy2 жыл бұрын
@@nicktwolf owning a gun doesn't mean you gotta use it yknow
@nicktwolf2 жыл бұрын
@@sebneedstherapy Had to edit, should have said wish. Was joking about the quality of some of their stuff.
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow90462 жыл бұрын
I plead allegance to my gun do dah do dah
@ThePeaceBeWithUs2 жыл бұрын
he respects remy, also sorry i disliked by accident then fixed it.
@markgallagher17902 жыл бұрын
The sequel we didn't deserve, but the one we needed
@sawyerlogon76662 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@yeeticustd22562 жыл бұрын
No being deserves this beauty
@alexanderwhite53742 жыл бұрын
Bro this is pretty much metal gear rising/solid
@ThatDigitalArtistOnline2 жыл бұрын
Me wondering how jack comes into the fight looking like a stick figure takes on a buff CEO trying to kill an immortal:
@psicodisaster44682 жыл бұрын
Wait, sequel?? Where's the first part??
@skelly98422 жыл бұрын
This isn't a SCP story, this is Metal Gear Rising.
@nicholashsu28662 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@DiJazzHound2 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than Twilight
@loveskngm31hstsdaily12 жыл бұрын
@@DiJazzHound wait what
@mr_riter2 жыл бұрын
No, its real life, I swear, its the only thing i know for real
@us_SCP_FOUNDATION2 жыл бұрын
we do not run this channel what can we say lol
@566gg42 жыл бұрын
It would have been funny if Bright captured Bezoz and labelled him an SCP to "study him". Bright might have gotten his Epic Battle Royale he's been wanting.
@nicktwolf2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a beefed up Jeff against Able.
@britishperson12 жыл бұрын
joke scp 687 rich useless guy in containment
@BackroomsDatabase2 жыл бұрын
But... Their battle was legendary...
@masterpeace36432 жыл бұрын
Like 2 keywords in the database should've been enough.
@ethervagabond2 жыл бұрын
This is what should've happened. Letting him go was a terrible idea. But, SCP has always been pretty morally dubious.
@stacyk1232 жыл бұрын
The only thing that's missing is Abel showing up and throughly enjoying himself fighting with everyone.
@fallenpaint44942 жыл бұрын
I am almost disappointed.
@adad878212 жыл бұрын
@@fallenpaint4494 i am dissapointed able wasent in this story he would be able to fight the whole amazon army
@unknownerror80602 жыл бұрын
@@adad87821 lol able
@anunkownuncontainedscp5902 жыл бұрын
i think he would like that
@moisesmunguiafalloutmoises1122 жыл бұрын
even when Jeff Bezos is a worthy opponent for Abel to fight
@soldierofgodrick30372 жыл бұрын
I greatly appreciate all of the MGRR references, like Bezos saying: “Nanomachines Son”, “It has to be this way” and the variation of “Were making the mother of all omelettes”
@Orchestra0332 жыл бұрын
And the fact that Jack brights name is Jack like in mgrr is amazing
@jackcausey14492 жыл бұрын
dr Bright: how are you so powerful Jeff Bezos: ocea violations son!
@REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH42 жыл бұрын
Is dis THE NEW MGRR DLC REAL??? XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@Quincy_THO2 жыл бұрын
This Nanomachines Got me Rolling on floor
@MursuGuy2 жыл бұрын
@@REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4 bro i wish
@lennysela20922 жыл бұрын
10:12 sure it is beyond dangerous to keep an image of scp-096´s face in your pocket, but that move from klef was literally 9000 IQ
@Thecosygammer Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Phoenix-mcc Жыл бұрын
He thought that it could be useful if this ever happened (Not Amazon specifically,but a hostile invader)
@andiederenthal4895 Жыл бұрын
im extremely late but it's clef i think
@CoolDude21-t8006 ай бұрын
"9000 IQ" more like... 987million IQ!!!
@codyrobinson3852 жыл бұрын
Clef pulled an absolute power move with SCP-096. Probably my favorite researcher out of the bunch purely because of the loose cannon, buckshot slinging shenanigans, only further reinforced by the fact that if command knew he had a picture of 096 in his pocket at all times they'd lose their heads.
@seth81212 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I forgot he had that picture.
@aliveandwellinisrael25072 жыл бұрын
It's definitely a Clef move.
@manic_86202 жыл бұрын
Dr. Clef is more insane and unhinged than bright, the difference? He know how to hide and restrain it better.
@RaoaRahaga2 жыл бұрын
i came looking for this, i forgot he carried a picture 0.o how does it never accidently look at it when getting his wallet out though ?
@diablo.the.cheater2 жыл бұрын
@@RaoaRahaga He is just that skilled, some say that his skill to necer see it is anomalous
@felictyafton94562 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bezos may have thought he prepared for everything, but nothing can prepare a man for Dr Clef and Dr Bright working together.
@redjd85572 жыл бұрын
nothing can prepare for that
@whatmemes10642 жыл бұрын
Oh no.
@Arith_the_avali Жыл бұрын
Dear, 343
@offering9255 Жыл бұрын
Or against each other
@mjazz4344 Жыл бұрын
If it was a normal day that would be terrifying
@whimbur2 жыл бұрын
I actually really like the idea of jeff bezos being the mortal enemy of the scp foundation
@ashlirabid96142 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@soldierofgodrick30372 жыл бұрын
And also being Senator Armstrong
@Highlander48 Жыл бұрын
Correction jeff BOZO
@bill5627 Жыл бұрын
@@Highlander48W based
@Zurround Жыл бұрын
I wonder how he would have done in a fight against either Major Alexi Beletrov or Ferdinand the Cannibal, both super human and durable.
@666Vampirefromhell2 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! THE SEQUEL WE WERE ALL TRULY WAITING FOR! I don't care if it's just a parody of MGR, it's still epic.
@loganator35652 жыл бұрын
Whats better is Dr Bright's name being Jack in all this, making the MGR lines fit all the better in this
@amandahawkins70962 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS
@swaim69952 жыл бұрын
It is indeed very epic, and the amount of refference and scps they placed in was amazing, it was actually very smart of clef to pull out a copy of 096's face to kill the amazon guards. Just one small problem does he always carry that with him !!
@rickdiaz4272 жыл бұрын
Dr. Bright as Raiden/Jack. SCP 682 as blade wolf. Dr Clef as Samuel.
@loganator35652 жыл бұрын
@@rickdiaz427 And Jeff Bezos as Senator Armstrong
@roaringthunder1152 жыл бұрын
“It has to be this way, Jack!” I loved this.
@frog_man_ree2 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this is that bezos is paying his soldiers enough to actually do it
@Therevengeforget2 жыл бұрын
I think it's more like "We'll die anyways so who the hell cares?" kind of deal than being loyal
@Qardo2 жыл бұрын
The ironic unrealistic part. There were people to hire. There were reports that Amazon had pretty much hired 90% of the earth's population. Maybe overexaggerating. But I doubt there is enough to hire an army.
@TrueLadyEvilChan2 жыл бұрын
@@Therevengeforget They're probably preferring to die than serve as Amazon workers
@SD-V-Akuma2 жыл бұрын
@@Therevengeforget Jeff Bezos Is Like Senator Armstrong on Steroids, And thats kind of Cursed considering i think he Copied Senator armstrong's Words
@neodelta58822 жыл бұрын
it would be more likely to have jeff bezos use superhero moves and be jacked
@mgnsleon442 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting on him to drop a "Nanomachines, son" Edit: EVERFUCKING MIND, ARE YOU KIDDING
@ordek57512 жыл бұрын
i was waiting that too lmao
@a_singular_nugget2 жыл бұрын
Heck jeff even dropped a "im making the mother of All omelettes son, cant fret over every egg"
@Microwave_l0rd2 жыл бұрын
They harden is response to physical trauma
@duttashree2 жыл бұрын
Ok Dr clef was a genius with that 096 clutch, this is the first time I am proud of every scp worker and Scp including 682, 173, 049, 096, 343, 999, 106 and even more. The way Dr bright had the butlers bell too, very impressive story. I absolutely love it.
@MrPeanut100002 жыл бұрын
Man spoiled the video
@duttashree2 жыл бұрын
@@MrPeanut10000 This is why you don't look at the comments of the video. Comments are literally made to talk about the video they are in.
@MrPeanut100002 жыл бұрын
@@duttashree i did not read most of the part tho
@joffreybaratheon49042 жыл бұрын
106 didn’t really do anything to defend.. he dragged a few Amazon goons into his pocket dimension for some sadistic fun
@Derivitave Жыл бұрын
@@MrPeanut10000Why💀
@maxgalaxykid73092 жыл бұрын
Senator Armstrong: (looks at Jeff Bezos) "Not a bad caricature, son" Raiden: (looks at Jack Bright) "You've got to be kidding me..."
@legion40222 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@frazzianimations90272 жыл бұрын
The two chads and two soy boys
@gustavofring66442 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Jeff Bezos is Senator Armstrong😂
@DergyQT2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@The_Wires2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@baconlando45692 жыл бұрын
This needs to continue. As bizarre as it is, Dr bright’s adventures make for great storytelling
@kenconnelly7732 жыл бұрын
Bezos reveals his augmented muscles. Dr. Bright: “it’s over 9000!”
@michapiasta3072 Жыл бұрын
Dr bright's bizzare adventure.
@pikadragon2783 Жыл бұрын
@@michapiasta3072 Dr. Bright actually gets killed by the arrow that gives Stands, but he has infinite trys.
@nerysghemor5781 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately because Dr. Bright's creator is a huge abusive dickhole and got himself justifiably banned from the SCP Foundation, that won't be happening in any official capacity. Some people are even renaming/reimagining him. Personally I'm keeping the name and his original backstory but yeah, my version (and hey, the SCP Foundation is a multiverse under Creative Commons so I can do whatever the hell I want) has (Opinions* on people like his creator.
@CoolDude21-t8006 ай бұрын
YES, I agree!
@IndianaBones00802 жыл бұрын
“Deeds kick Jeff in the groin.” “Of course sir.” Wow that’s funny, nice bright!
@rawaa7742 жыл бұрын
17:55 “You can’t beat me!” “I know but he can” *Clef with the nerfing gun*
@maximeleninja40292 жыл бұрын
Dr Bright : Can someone nerf Jeff Bezos, he's too OP *The game devloppers :*
@razorwolf27582 жыл бұрын
The nerfing gun is op
@mylesmichel91082 жыл бұрын
@@razorwolf2758 not that much It still can't deal with 682 lmao
@DogManWes27902 жыл бұрын
@@mylesmichel9108 it's SCP-682 tho
@swimmingmide2 жыл бұрын
I always imagined the Chainsaw Cannon was a repeater, shooting several chainsaws in a row before being reloaded, or acting like a minigun that shot chainsaws.
@a_singular_nugget2 жыл бұрын
Wiah that was the case here. I might modify it to be belt fed who knows
@AkariXUns2 жыл бұрын
bro what if it was a shotgun or a sniper rifle
@dustorm50122 жыл бұрын
@@AkariXUns how about shotgun sniper minigun canon of chainsaws?
@arcqx96762 жыл бұрын
Maybe you’re thinking of the Gatling Gun?
@mpjohnd12342 жыл бұрын
to be fair its a chain saw *cannon* not a chain saw asalte rifle
@magnusm42 жыл бұрын
Seeing the anomalies getting their products was heartwarming. But him pulling out a picture of scp 096 made me really laugh loudly.
@larrydavis98512 жыл бұрын
Fun facts: The Remington 11-87 IS Anton Chighur's weapon of choice in the movie 'No Country For Old Men' but the movie is set in 1980, and the 11-87 hadn't been invented yet. Also, doctor Clef's favorite shotgun is a gas operated, semi-auto shotgun, not a pump action.
@codysonic12 жыл бұрын
Tell that Cleff
@codybohyer11072 жыл бұрын
And I don't care if clef is anonymous or not there's no way he could grab it by the barrel after sending dozens or perhaps hundreds of rounds through it.
@CoolDude21-t8006 ай бұрын
"You diden't have to cut me off!*fight back, back* you need a love-"
@dod40412 жыл бұрын
A lot of the people in the scp community really hate the “content farm” of scp animations, especially when it’s using stuff like popular internet memes. But I really love this, it’s cool to just see people mush multiverse stuff together and bring this stuff to life. Thank you for doing some of the good work.
@_reign_0272 жыл бұрын
Yeahh, it's very stupid and funny and i'm here for it
@clauday64672 жыл бұрын
I don't hate the content itself I just hate how it overshadow normal high quality animator, they're now never appreciated in the community and the scp community is now just spoiled and expect normal animator to pump out content fast
@_reign_0272 жыл бұрын
@@clauday6467 Valid point
@leolovett18232 жыл бұрын
"YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK" - Senator Seff Bermstrong
@NewYorxer2 жыл бұрын
Hunter(the narrator): how many mgrr refrances do you want? SCP explained: yes
@josephkingman5232 жыл бұрын
Ye
@republicofgamers98422 жыл бұрын
MTF Nu-7: What's going on and do we need to use nukes? Dr. Bright: AMAZON INCIDENT. Nu-7: Ill take that as a code word for a broken masquerade scenario and deploy the nukes.
@badpiggs2 жыл бұрын
nuuuuuu! XD
@jontonie97002 жыл бұрын
Tau-5: *makes Jeff no longer exists*
@republicofgamers98422 жыл бұрын
Episode 3: Jeff Bezos vs the power of a 50 megaton thermonuclear hydrogen warhead
@EminemMusicReal2 жыл бұрын
NANOMACHINES, SON THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA. YOU CANT HURT ME JACK.
@DogManWes27902 жыл бұрын
17:55 Missed opportunity to use the meme "you can't defeat me" "I know but he can" **INSERT THING HERE**
@redstocat5455 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@redlion-paladin46092 жыл бұрын
People: "Endgame was the most ambitious crossover ever" SCP fans: "Are you sure about that?"
@giovannizampieri88462 жыл бұрын
Standing here, Jack realizes, Jeff was just like him, trying to make history
@josephkingman5232 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Kpracn0va Жыл бұрын
15:29 682 really said “Surprise, B*tch!” Edit: when you think about it, Jack actually did the foundation a favor. Jeff would have invaded anyways.
@nicolasburbano17052 жыл бұрын
I have to say that is probably one of my most favorite SCP Explained-Story & Animation videos that I've seen so far. I can't wait to see who else people will have The SCP Foundation go against next.
@X3rO.Inkwell2 жыл бұрын
I am not permitted to reveal what or who is in the next cross-experimentation
@WhimWearsBlue2 жыл бұрын
I just realized why they chose *Jack* Bright for this
@jotarosans75402 жыл бұрын
He looks like he is trying to fret over every egg, something impossible if you wanna make the mother of all omelettes
@thebruh76872 жыл бұрын
No it’s because brights first name is jack and so is raidens
@PerryKobalt2 жыл бұрын
@@thebruh7687 plus Jeff Bezos Armstrong would be a perfect candidate for a Senator
@benjaminfromcanadakanada39482 жыл бұрын
Metal gear solid 100%
@k.kharles110372 жыл бұрын
making the mother of all omelettes here jack, can't fret over ever egg
@thatlastsam52342 жыл бұрын
Standing here I realize You are just like me Trying to make history But who's to judge The right from wrong When our guard is down I think we'll both agree That violence breeds violence But in the end it has to be this way!!!
@soldierofgodrick30372 жыл бұрын
I carve my own path You follow your wrath But maybe we’re both the same The world has turned And so many have burned But nobody is to blame Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born beneath the bloodstained sand! Beneath the bloodstained sand!
@The_Real_SmolOrTem2 жыл бұрын
@@soldierofgodrick3037 **Victory music end**
@vibraniumpotato6493 Жыл бұрын
@*Miracle* it's about MGR
@SpecterXeo Жыл бұрын
@@vibraniumpotato6493 THE FEW SIGMA LEGENDS THAT FINISHED THE GAME
@BackroomsDatabase2 жыл бұрын
Things Doctor Bright IS allowed to do at the SCP Foundation: Doctor Bright is allowed to repeatedly kick the chained down and incarcerated Jeff Bezos in the *[REDACTED]*
@a_singular_nugget2 жыл бұрын
The basement thats where he is kept. If ya wanna do a raiden sam cone on in
@razorwolf27582 жыл бұрын
I have a pistol still wait for some target practice, SO FUCKIN DONT MIND IF I DO
@ALT0_7682 жыл бұрын
@@a_singular_nugget ooo yess
@drstone462 жыл бұрын
@@a_singular_nugget you are a legendary man bright.
@a_singular_nugget2 жыл бұрын
@@drstone46 no need to thank me
@Shidyk2 жыл бұрын
This is possibly the Most Ridiculous, Most Maddening, Most Chaotic tale ever made by Dr. Bright... And we love it! XD
@a_singular_nugget2 жыл бұрын
Standing here i realise that he was as anomalous as me
@SRWOtaku2 жыл бұрын
@@a_singular_nugget lol, I definitely want to see what the other anomalies and you gotten from Amazon for free. And also if the O5 Council forgave you for this whole mess in the end
@thefogiscomingthefogiscome2 жыл бұрын
nigga be in MGR
@blakeburton57323 ай бұрын
18:23 my guy hit the “🤨” face!
@SCP3 ай бұрын
hahaha
@sanek_16482 жыл бұрын
I love how every bit bezos is in is basically just the armstrong fight Please make another video of this lol
@gandalf_-_white21592 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say this
@Sewibl2 жыл бұрын
Yep, Jack Vs Some rich guy
@LuckyPhenixTV2 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, Maxor called Armstrong "Buff Bezos" in one of his videos
@Cl-20482 жыл бұрын
"Nanomachines, son."
@DergyQT2 жыл бұрын
Ye
@azraelimmortal9722 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the most believable thing about this story is Jeff Bezos having connections with MC&D Still an amazing story, and we all know this won't just be a wishlist from the SCPs after all this There's more thats gonna happen
@_l0unce_2 жыл бұрын
Dr.Bright: An immortal scientist VS Jeff Bezos: *Literally just Senator Armstrong*
@StrifeGamingTV2 жыл бұрын
This was an epic story, and I would like to see more. Especially if they acknowledged the win and showed Bezos personally ensuring every item is delivered without issue.
@John-Smith022 жыл бұрын
10:32 holy shit, Dr. Cleff is incredibly lucky to have a picture of the Shy Guy in his wallet and had the quick thinking to show them. 😂
@amandapanda50872 жыл бұрын
It's Clef we're talking about 😂
@Thecosygammer Жыл бұрын
@@amandapanda5087 yeah its kelf we are talking about
@jordanmarrie8515 Жыл бұрын
Why the heck does he have that in there!
@Thecosygammer Жыл бұрын
@@jordanmarrie8515 just In case someone annoys him
@alexthepressurewasher1300010 ай бұрын
@@jordanmarrie8515it’s Dr clef what do you expect?
@smashingstargamer2 жыл бұрын
Man I'd love to see a part 3 with more anomalies
@mushroomninja682 жыл бұрын
Not expecting Dr. Clef working with Dr. Bright and not getting into an argument looing forward for the next video This brings the Metal Gear vibe with the nano tech Bazoz have
@fiery_gamerz Жыл бұрын
Also DR Clef working with Dr Jack is probably a reference to Jetstream Sam giving Jack his sword to defeat Senator Armstrong after he died
@katoarin15752 жыл бұрын
Bezoz: Making the mother of all omeletes here Jack,Can't fret over every egg
@jotarosans75402 жыл бұрын
10:29 a happy face 096 is the most cursed thing ive seen today and that says a lot "lets brutally murder some people :D"
@tabicat.puccino74252 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that Jack tried to give the scp the things they wanted
@luriothelucario2502 жыл бұрын
I like how Cleft could use any other gun on the floor from the many dead Amazon soldiers but just decided not to.
@achairstudios87302 жыл бұрын
He would never cheat on his dear Remington like that
@codysonic1 Жыл бұрын
Also why would he use those obsolete guns
@kenconnelly7732 жыл бұрын
Dr. Clef’s 096 picture was brilliant tactic
@limebloodedleviathan2 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple fan. I see Dr bright, I click.
@SpiderboyAndCat2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@O-112 жыл бұрын
At this point, That might be his new Anomalus Ability
@JBG2222 жыл бұрын
When there’s a Jack Bright, there is a click.
@MrsSheep-oq4pi2 жыл бұрын
Same✋
@kostakonomi2 жыл бұрын
To be honest a prefer the in character jack than admin bright after all he is kicked from the scp web site
@keebzez2 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard him say Jack I knew you guys were going for a Senator Armstrong reference. The "Nano-machines son" line confirmed my suspicions, well done!
@a_monkey_hater2 жыл бұрын
SAUCY JACK
@a_monkey_hater2 жыл бұрын
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL CORPORATE OMELETTES JACK
@ronalpoly17522 жыл бұрын
@@a_monkey_hater CANT FRET OVER EVERY PARCEL
@georgeraviable2 жыл бұрын
Revengeance
@buttergaming73662 жыл бұрын
Dr, Brights name is: Doctor Jack Bright but still you could tell it was coming.
@DogManWes27902 жыл бұрын
16:47 I still can't get over how he says *"the specter"*
@alexthepressurewasher1300010 ай бұрын
He has to because it’s a cognitohazard
@DogManWes279010 ай бұрын
@@alexthepressurewasher13000 oooOOoohh thanks
@Kagalei2 жыл бұрын
I want to see the disciplinary meeting for this. The O5 counsel getting on to Jack for the large Amazon orders that lead to the invasion and Clef's for carrying a picture of Shy Guy around all the time.
@codysonic1 Жыл бұрын
They would acknowledge Dr. Bright had a good idea just horrible execution. Still correctional action must be taken
@nicktwolf2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, yes we need more videos on this one. It's Dr. Bright, you should make them. Also, gotta love Clef in this one and how he handled things. The Tickle Monster was so cute with the way he handled the Amazon soldiers and the Old Man has a way with knives I must say.
@AarohSarnaik Жыл бұрын
2:59 the mtf which fainted made me laugh!!!!
@Alguien_random_aqui2 жыл бұрын
17:19 Top 10 most Epic fights in anime, ive just realized that the bezos of this video is literally doing a giant reference to senator armstrong
@odettefahy4568 Жыл бұрын
How did you not immediately figure that out
@Alguien_random_aqui Жыл бұрын
@@odettefahy4568 I hadn't played mgr:r before watching the video for the first time
@odettefahy4568 Жыл бұрын
@@Alguien_random_aqui but the dna of the soul
@jotarosans75402 жыл бұрын
"We are delivering the mother of orders here, Jack! Can't get everything in a discount!"
@DergyQT2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@DergyQT2 жыл бұрын
nano machines sun
@Project.tubby21252 жыл бұрын
My MGR:R days really hit me in this video, truly a sequel we needed
@SuperLegolover232 жыл бұрын
This was amazing. This is why y’all are one of the best SCP channels.
@ineedserotonin.81302 жыл бұрын
What amazes me is the amount of detail thats in these despite how simple they are. Very cool. Also the SCPs, those are very cool as well.
@thedmedina2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God this genuinely filled me with happiness whenever another scp came on screen
@kevinmccalister4602 Жыл бұрын
My favorites were when they trapped themselves with 049, the swamp one and the plushie, and then Cleff and the shy guy! I laughed so hard 😆
@Random_Gamer-sh6pf2 жыл бұрын
* inhales * Standing here, i realize You're just like me, using an anomaly The Specter's to judge, the right from wrong But when our guard is down, i think we'll both agree That violence, breed violence But in the end it has to be this waaay We contain anomalies, you abuse employees But maybe we're both the same Our adress revealed, and so many fates sealed And Bezos is to blame Yet staring across this barren wasted site I feel new deals could be born, from Jeff Bezos' friiiiight From Jeff Bezos' friiiiight
@ronalpoly17522 жыл бұрын
Sauce: MGR: Amazon Song: Jeff’s stand
@RobertDaMonke882 жыл бұрын
“Well if it isn’t anomalous jack.”
@SCP-38I22 жыл бұрын
LMAO EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS
@MelonRosd2 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing I am
@Monke16402 жыл бұрын
The unemployed masses, they can not make the the bills be paid.
@szabosandor87832 жыл бұрын
"The hapless immortal tried his best to punch and kick the augmented CEO, but all it did was make Bezos laugh." "You can't hurt me, Jack!", Bezos roared.
@vivieneochavillo14382 жыл бұрын
dang, how tf did i not know that jeff was secretly venom?
@Thecosygammer Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Dr.C.Shadow Жыл бұрын
Nah dude... He's actually Senator Armstrong.
@kinlaw72202 жыл бұрын
2:53 “Nanomachines, son! You can’t hurt me Jack!”
@laddaleangthong26842 жыл бұрын
"They harden in respond to physical trauma
@ThrillSeeker35242 жыл бұрын
It would take the full might of the SCP Foundation to even dent the impenetrable network of Amazon
@cheesenuggets93392 жыл бұрын
Or the release of photos of the shy guy in every shipment box
@waluigisyoutubeacount89562 жыл бұрын
or just nuke the amazon army or just release 682
@NightmareRex62 жыл бұрын
makes sense cosniderign amazon was created by CIA and powerfulls ecret organizations like th eSCP foudnation. UN = GOC SCP-009-J - human GOC want to kill ALL SCP INCLUDING scp-009-j
@sawyerlogon76662 жыл бұрын
Ture once turning a hurricane i got my package on time
@CosmicalCar2 жыл бұрын
True lol
@King-of-memes465 Жыл бұрын
The scene when 682 appeared, was badass
@kodathecarno72252 жыл бұрын
The best part was that the anomalies got their amazon packages.
@sirfishthe2st7342 жыл бұрын
I am so happy to see that sequel The best part was this line of 3:34 : “nano machines son” Iwas hoping to hear that and it happened
@rianthecoolman2 жыл бұрын
"Well if it isn't saucy bright." 12:47 STANDING HERE I REALIZE
@SCP-1715.2 жыл бұрын
It's shocking I can't tell if Dr Bright is lying about the story because I could see Bright getting into this situation
@Alguien_random_aqui2 жыл бұрын
In my opinión It was Jack lying cuz, I don't think Jeff bezos would be the máster of doing references to senator armstrong
@zhanucong4614 Жыл бұрын
@@Alguien_random_aqui tbf bezos likes to watch shows ,so much that he bought one just so that it dosent get cancelled
@tomasbm44232 жыл бұрын
10:44 Thank you, i think i speak for all of us when i say we can now sleep peacefully.
@Ellie-ek3qi2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Josephi_Krakowski2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@MFROOL8 ай бұрын
Yes
@ilovedogs54796 ай бұрын
Why she blushing? 🤨
@dummy_14572 жыл бұрын
"How had he gotten all this anomalous power?" Nanomachines, son! Also when did Jeff invest in military?
@genocydr2 жыл бұрын
10:31 scp 096 casually smiling
@gamingvampireking17042 жыл бұрын
I never thought about it before but somehow it makes total sense that Dr cleft would just have a picture of the shy guy at all times
@TheHandleGuy422 жыл бұрын
"Shipping the mother of all packages Jack, Can't fret over every delivery!" -Senator Bezos
@eandlbloodflower67652 жыл бұрын
"Don't you see Jack? I became an anomaly so I can contain all anomalies! We're the same Jack, you and I, so why don't you join me? Whaddya say?" "Guess I was wrong about you Bezos. You're not greedy. You're Hanged King insane!" "WHAAAAAT?!"
@DergyQT2 жыл бұрын
Nano-machines son
@VladimirChibuckov2 жыл бұрын
MAKING THE SCP OF ALL ANOMALIES HERE, JACK, CANT CONTAIN EVERY ANOMALY!
@ItsDesca2 жыл бұрын
Dr bright and dr clef are super cool!! You should do content on other scp doctors too, like Dr Iceberg, Kondraki, Glass, etc- I think that would be super neat to see more guys there :))
@Sniper_Bird_real Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure if we let Bright have all his “Bright can do this” rules down he probably would win
@antithely10812 жыл бұрын
Isn't the SCP foundation technically superior to Amazon on every possible way
@Blurgorlb2 жыл бұрын
Even more ethically ambiguous!
@casuals.3.192 жыл бұрын
You known Jeff besos isn’t human
@maximeleninja40292 жыл бұрын
Yeah. As SCP explained said, the guards of the SCP foundation are actually well better trained than the amazon soldiers. Without talking about the anomalies it contains, and its Mobile Task Forces, which are one of the most well trained soldiers of the Foundation. And yeah, Jeff couldn't take over the 05 council, because they have the strongest mobile task force (the red right hands) at their hand.
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow90462 жыл бұрын
look dummy, they are pretty even, didn´t you see it in this video
@ThatDigitalArtistOnline2 жыл бұрын
Turns out he was dumb, I wouldn't take on jack bright, I'd go straight to whoever had the most power and kill them then take over and worry about him later
@Zenologia46732 жыл бұрын
Cleff and Bright never seem to be on the same page, but when the Foundation is threatened, damn those two whoop ass
@blueberrypie44842 жыл бұрын
10:44 I love how all this chaotic things happening and we get to know that scp 811 got the blobfish plushy she wanted
@DawnDianaDIYandStuff2 жыл бұрын
This is the only time when Dr. Bright's crazy weapons come in handy, and the only time when I'm glad that Dr. Clef is mental when it comes to his shotgun, carrying a photo of the Shy Guy in his wallet, and using the Nerving Gun for good instead of evil.
@cinnamaricat2 жыл бұрын
here we see dr. bright and dr. clef demonstrating why they're my favorite researchers lmao
@Uganda_knuckles387 Жыл бұрын
10:12 Amazon soldier:it not a ID card Dr.Clef:yes it not>:)
@TheParadoxical2 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how Jeff Bezos has muscles. It's so damn funny for no reason.
@gel00792 жыл бұрын
It’s suspiciously sounds like senator Armstrong cuz they said bezos injected nano machines into himself
@SpiderboyAndCat2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@breakfast.4312 жыл бұрын
Jeff buff
@The_Hunta622 жыл бұрын
Buff bezos
@lancebird66752 жыл бұрын
Nanomachines son!
@yissibiiyte2 жыл бұрын
0:42 who's bright idea was it to put a camera in 096's cell and record him?
@mgnsleon442 жыл бұрын
I think you just answered your own question 💀
@hodayfa000h2 жыл бұрын
well surely dr bright
@GamerBros42 жыл бұрын
Here's The Funny Part Dr Bright Did It
@amandapanda50872 жыл бұрын
*Bright* idea. There's the answer right there.
@lif3ischa0s322 жыл бұрын
10:48 "yes scp 811 did get her blob fish plush" YIPPPPPPE
@AngelArcher172 жыл бұрын
17:11 Bezos should have said “ITS AN OBLIGATION!”
@abategameryt85532 жыл бұрын
12:47 and Dr.Bright standed there and realized he was just like him, trying to make history
@a_singular_nugget2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@laddaleangthong26842 жыл бұрын
But who's to judge The right from wrong
@Josephi_Krakowski2 жыл бұрын
@@laddaleangthong2684I think we'll both agree That violence breeds violence But in the end it has to be this way
@Detrevnl232 жыл бұрын
12:45 STANDING HERE I REALIZE
@Ecoryzer2 жыл бұрын
18:00 what I force myself to hear: "but he can"
@masteredultrainstinctlucar12392 жыл бұрын
19:45 yes, not even going to let you finish.
@JayDawg762 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know I needed to hear Jeff Bezos spout Senator Armstrongs lines, but boy am I glad I did.
@gameringchannel51562 жыл бұрын
"Kick... Jeff in the groin..." "Of course, sir."
@mynormalaccount26432 жыл бұрын
This was easily gonna be a win for the SCP foundation, even if site 19 was captured and all anomalies were moved or neutralised that were in the facility, there is still so many other SCPs,, and Foundation sites.
@kyzer_0397siss2 жыл бұрын
Senator. Arm Strong: NANOMACHINE SON Sam: LET'S DANCE
@kitsunekage13132 жыл бұрын
I'm all for any dr bright content
@JBG2222 жыл бұрын
Same
@cynanczajka-hughes99592 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Jeff just knocked out the hard to destroy reptile with his hands Does this remind anyone of beauty and the beast or is it just me
@mevlidejakupi35262 жыл бұрын
Yes
@adad878212 жыл бұрын
682 will most likely adapt its own nano tech
@Icantfindagoodname2 жыл бұрын
@@adad87821 Buff SCP 682
@Therevengeforget2 жыл бұрын
@@Icantfindagoodname *_GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD_*
@Icantfindagoodname2 жыл бұрын
@@Therevengeforget your welcome :)
@KuyaHandyKap2 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest SCP series I've watched! 😂
@amitalia25712 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bezos: "Let's invade Site-19!" Me: "Wonder what the kill count for the anomalies will be."