Can I Beat Elden Ring with Only BUBBLES?

[@Cardb33]

This made my day. What a funny run and surprisingly those horns do some serious damage. My favorite was when you said you were going to go fight Gideon Ofnir and the Twitch comment said "The All-Knowing vs The All Blowing".

[@benturner3458]

Mate I've got an even better one for you..... I summoned a Co op on x box the other day for malenia, it was a naked guy with a pot on his head and an upgraded ringed finger as his weapon. Can you guess what his name was 😂

[@Cardb33]

@@benturner3458 LOL oh god. Some people. That must have been hilarious to see him pop up. Please tell me he did? He did it right? Left her on the floor not being able to move? Hahaha

[@benturner3458]

@@Cardb33 yeah he definitely lived up to his namesake..... Let me solo her is the hero on PC, us console players have the privilege of seeing "let me finger her" poise breaking the shit out of malenia with a giant stinky finger. 🤦‍♂️ And of course after thoroughly fingering her for both stages he got in the obligatory tea bag.... Ya know, because if he was gonna get her off, he was gonna get some too 🤮

[@Meri637]

@@benturner3458 Try . . . finger . . . but . . . HOLE!!!

[@snapzstorm]

@@ramrodbldm9876??????????????????

[@leftyfourguns]

My favorite part is how the bosses all die so dramatically and violently the instant a little whimsical innocent pretty bubble takes their last sliver of health.

[@Skumnut]

I see you have joined the Bubble Brigade

[@ericbitson8927]

This video just got recommended to me and my first thought was, "obligatory SkUmNuT diD ThIs FiRsT". Lo and behold, the man himself is here 😂

[@Skumnut]

@@ericbitson8927 skumnut's strongest soldier

[@benturner3458]

Yo skumnut.... I see people are already starting to follow your meme runs. I think you need to raise the bar for the next one. The memey-est run us lowly tarnished have ever seen. Deliver us in honeyed rays of gold 🗯

[@samuelrichards5521]

@@benturner3458 bro, rickety shield is next

[@neriyae1892]

I literally ctrl + f ed to see if anyone in the comments gave you credit. did not expect to see you here. love your content man

[@BRoyce69]

"shadow of the collosus is just 50 minutes of riding a horse" Never have I been so offended by something I wholeheartedly agree with (/s)

[@distortion2]

Shadow of the colossus is one of my favorite games of all time. Doesn't mean it aint true tho :D

[@thecoloradokid5418]

Acaster? Is that you

[@edenmarble8048]

This was actually why I picked it up :)

[@Khornecussion]

He's right. You spend eerily calm ten to twenty minute horse rides out to kill majestic giants and then at the end you find out a twist that I won't post in the comments, but it's fairly predictable by modern game standards. Back then though? Crap caught you off guard.

[@Kamishi845]

Funnily one of the first games I thought of when I booted up this game and entered Limegrave was Shadow of the Colossus. The feeling was very similar, at least initially.

[@km_1911]

“Warrior blood must truly run through thy veins.” *literally just blowing bubbles*

[@user-yk5wr1li5b]

It must be a terrible feeling, just seeing that every night.

[@sunny3545]

Warrior bubbles

[@MyShiroyuki]

Now I imagine Margit saying that to Spongebob

[@husseinhajibare3311]

Warrior air must blow through thy airways 😂

[@tomasponizil5498]

What makes this run so much funnier is that these horns are supposed to signal the coming of a new Deity so you´re literally killing them by flexing a song you´re dooting about how you´re gonna kick their ass and usurp the mantle of Lords

[@FutureReckoning]

I love these edited meme runs so much. I've watched the lightning ram and the butt slam videos multiple times now. Definetly looking forward to doing the same for this one.

[@joedlvr]

I saw some of his other runs like this on twitch but I don’t have time for the full play through so I hope we get more vids like these for those runs or even more runs they are dummy fun to watch

[@dman17]

Emphasis on “multiple”. These videos are crazy entertaining

[@thekaz5225]

I've been memeing about a bubble only run since the network test. I've actually been working on my own bubble only run for a while. I guess it makes sense I wasn't faster than a speed runner.

[@marklar2440]

Butt slam one was my favorite =D

[@ramrodbldm9876]

Multiple times? You have no friends at all maidenless and friendless

[@rashiro7262]

Red Wolf of Radagon has 2204 HP, with that one attack he dealt 2202 dmg leaving him at 2 HP

[@thex6992]

When Margit held his epic speech, then saw your characters face and instantly reversed time to get away 😂

[@MrDanishbuttercookie]

This mans a menace, he’s giving every enemy a golden shower

[@Nikbertchen]

he must be a heavy drinker then!

[@Tarro57]

Didn't expect you here! You mess around with the Slingshot yet?

[@Mandingy24]

R. Kelly would be proud

[@Meri637]

Next thing you know he’ll be using it to fight the Mourning Wood

[@CGGongtai]

This is the first of these meme runs where I had no doubt it was doable (dootable?), I used the Long Horn on my faith build and it wrecked shit until I ran into Maliketh and Radagon's 80% holy resistance. My heart already weeps for Dist. Edit: After finishing the video, kudos to Dist for persevering against Radagon and becoming the Lord of the Doots. My skill wasn't passing enough to doot him to death.

[@BlurkFromUtterSpace]

I remember Long Horn actually being useful against Fire Giant. Only needed to use it thrice to get him to phase two. But against small nimble (or resistant) targets it's pretty hopeless.

[@takeachance5881]

@@BlurkFromUtterSpace Bubble shower is also a Placidusax counter, I was struggling against him on my str/fai run and I went to get this weapon, melted him only on +8 with no damage boost talisman (have to go defense cuz I suck at dodging his phase transition swipe), he didn't even get to get to phase 2 due to a lucky poise break.

[@CGGongtai]

@@BlurkFromUtterSpace Bubble Shower is utterly nutterly butterly for a huge chunk of the game. I really hope that From doesn't cotton on.

[@CGGongtai]

@Recjawjind the Sunbro \[T]/ yeah but you can't use pest threads if you're doing a bubble meme run

[@DTPandemonium]

@Recjawjind the Sunbro \[T]/ Radagon parries the coom

[@Khornecussion]

I seriously used Envoy's Long Horn maxed out and it SLAPPED so hard. It's hilarious to use it against bosses that aren't basic human sized. Anything large enough to take a direct hit like a shotgun blast? 33% of their HP gone. Staggered.

[@lolmeeatu]

The play through was great, but the editing was even better. I totally lost it seeing Radahn eating the square cut pizza.

[@BiggusNickus]

Margit jumping back after seeing Karen's face was great as well.

[@my_wheelhouse]

This guy really out here blowing every boss to death.

[@cosmic_chad1943]

😂

[@JacobAlbano]

I know it's sort of a meme now to be like "whuuuut? dist can actually play the game?" but I gotta say, finding that one opening for maliketh phase 1, identifying it early enough to take advantage of it, and then executing it with precise timing to barely avoid getting hit while still landing as many bubbles as possible -- that's seriously impressive.

[@yellaturd]

There was a while there where Maliketh was the only required boss for his any% run so I can imagine he's done that fight specifically many times.

[@sonoflethal]

@@yellaturd but he would zip out of bounds no? Or is this an ice rinde route?

[@hyperstimmed]

people are just talking shit cause they can't handle knowing someone who zips and does meme runs is so much better than them. This dude is a top tier player without question. His lvl 1 AR runs make that obvious

[@ReptilianLaserbeam]

@@sonoflethal before that he always fought Maliketh. And he could not cheese it with the frost stomp either.

[@Duckman8213]

The stagger damage with bubbles is outstanding

[@paulroche7588]

Absolutely love these long edited runs, so much fun and great to have playing while I’m working

[@maxwellwilliams1802]

While I can't understate how significant the skill dist has is a factor, these bubble blowers actually seem crazy strong. Like they do hella damage

[@shinkamui]

your editor is really good. Going through it, the editting is so non-intrusive, feels super smooth. Never cuts you off mid sentence or skips potentially engaging moments. And when the ocasional meme hits, it's the icing on top. Love it, props to the person

[@mintegral1719]

I am in tears watching Malenia desperately spamming Waterfowl only for you to calmly back up and blow another stupid little bubble at her This is peak comedy

[@siuuuuuuuuu8730]

I legit think the longhorn might be the most overpowered weapon with the right stats. Then You throw a mimic in there and the damage and stuns are insane

[@Ruben02.12]

Grab the physic that helps break posture, boost holy damage, then Alexander jar talisman, holy scorpion tail, and then just spam the weapon art and my god the amount of poise damage and damage is insane

[@NoName_4200]

Envoys long horn is one of my favorite weapons 😁 I did a playthrough with just that and its is ridiculously strong. Does stupid amounts of stagger and can do 3k to 6k damage with the right build and depending on the enemies resistance.

[@Eli-fg4uw]

I didn't know you could jump over the crucible knight's charge attack. That was a sweet dodge.

[@kevinking2500]

Melania doing 12 waterfowl dances in the first phase was pure bullshit lmao

[@conflictedknight6083]

"All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able body patron in the bar"

[@ds3isgreat355]

Hey dist, there's actually 2 oracle bubble spells if you didn't know. Both are pretty good.

[@PieMastyr]

Alright, Radahn eating the square cut pizza got me good

[@Pvtyossarian]

Maybe the real treasure is the bubbles we blew along the way.

[@Phil.Anthropy]

watching this 120 hrs in to my first run I've dubbed "find everything" and finally got myself to the forbidden lands. love the idea of bubble run. thank you 😂

[@Shmethan]

Oh my god I'm embarrassed I've been doing the same as you and just entered the forbidden lands AT 200 HOURS what am I doing 😭

[@Phil.Anthropy]

@@Shmethan Enjoying the ride and knowing how NG+ is gonna go down lol. Be well

[@lewispooper3138]

@@Shmethan wasting your time

[@harrycutting5088]

this is just my opinion, but I think a timer would be great for these challenges, so we can see how long you had to struggle. good vid bro keep it going :)

[@messman2000]

was it just me that actually ran this to the end on his first character? The long horn is S tier, absolute dragon slayer

[@phillipbauer7327]

Ah yes the 4 great horns, small, medium, large, and mozzarella.

[@mrtomfox]

So many of the bosses in this vid get away with a single hp after a single massive attack which makes me feel like they have 1 hit protection. Funny if true because a lot of games give the player one hit protection but of course a souls game would give the bosses 1 hit and not the player lol Great video by the way, always fantastic

[@negation1029]

It bugged me too watching one of his Sl1 speedrun and too many of them survived with like 1hp left

[@psivampire13]

It actually does seem to happen a lot to the player. Some people think a part of the Vitality stat is a small chance to stay at 1hp when an attack would kill you. Would be same for bosses.

[@negation1029]

@@psivampire13 That make sense when I saw magic pixel hp bar sittuation far more often in ER

[@mrtomfox]

​@@psivampire13 It's difficult to tell if it's 1 hit protection or sheer luck but now that you mention it, I have totally seen it happen even in my own game too.

[@psivampire13]

@@mrtomfox Compared to the Soulsborne games, that almost never happened. Maybe 1% of the time. This time, it seems to happen 30-50%.

[@Mister_Clean]

The zoom in on your character's face during the Margit cutscene absolutely killed me

[@firefly5247]

Keep in mind - Distortion is the only guy who ever died to Mist Noble while playing Elden Ring. So this run is really impressive considering that.

[@horizonbumpy2828]

that was unnecessary...

[@rashiro7262]

Mist Noble in Elden Ring?

[@penguinboy252]

Ngl just found this Channel and already the best elden ring content I've seen

[@miaa.fornataro3889]

I've yet to buy the game and play it myself but I am LOVING these runs, the meme ones in particular. I had no idea those weapons were so viable!

[@ramrodbldm9876]

Yea well when you decide to maybe get a l and play yourself since you seen everything font be proud of any trophy or achievement you didn't earn it yourself

[@ramrodbldm9876]

You had no idea huh? Wanna know why, you had no idea? Cause you dont have the game derrrrrrrrp

[@00millern]

@@ramrodbldm9876 are you ok bro?

[@miaa.fornataro3889]

@@ramrodbldm9876 I've been watching Let's Plays since the game dropped, this is the first time I've seen anyone make a concerted effort to use the bubble weapons.

[@miaa.fornataro3889]

@@ramrodbldm9876 Go to therapy.

[@ItzVerzyn]

Fell asleep watching this and woke up to the sound of bubbles terrified

[@Duckman8213]

I found this more entertaining than Skumnuts bubble only play through because he did it on NG+ with the build ready at the start and was already overpowered.

[@EmpressSectonia]

"All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar" ~The SpongeBob Movie 🎬

[@culbus]

Chat struggling to keep track of the number of waterfowls was great

[@grfrjiglstan]

Lol, the fact that they specifically put in the blowing noise for when you don't have the stats. They really had fun making this game.

[@filsu]

I like how this video went from "Can I beat?" to "How fast can I demolish every single boss in the game".

[@RedstoNeman0]

I thought it would use the WA swap of the horn onto the visage shield which spawns a bullet about every frame, so that's even more impressive!

[@CallN0w]

sounds lame as fuck for a challenge run

[@afxwinter]

This whole playthrough was one of the most fun I've watched.

[@theonlyJayn]

Its so cool that fromsoft put certain tools in their games for builds like these to be possible. It shows the variety in combat and overcoming the challenge to make each playthrough feel fresh. I never would have thought about doing this myself.

[@nameless_fairy]

Battlle with Radagon: starts Chat: vod friends skip 2 days LMAO

[@mithralmaw2880]

That radagon fight is honestly the most impressive feat of any game I've ever seen. Absolutely amazing!

[@user-yk5wr1li5b]

Bro no way, you're joking right?

[@flissflossgaming]

Damn, who knew the Kenny G build would be so OP

[@user-yk5wr1li5b]

Kenny G isn't related to elden ring

[@goblinphreak2132]

Mozzarella sticks are always a "yes" i have some waiting for me

[@Xieryo]

Remember, holy damage heals the Elden Beast

[@michaelwerkov3438]

But does it actually

[@kadenthronson6375]

It doesnt

[@Xieryo]

@@kadenthronson6375 it looks like you didn't watch the video, and as such, completely missed the sarcasm. That's okay though. Have a good day (:

[@kadenthronson6375]

@@Xieryo my bad I commented halfway through the video and must not have caught the sarcasm. Good day to you :)

[@Xieryo]

@@kadenthronson6375 It happens to us all from time to time. I've made that error myself, too. :D

[@strawberries_0462]

"all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar (bar)"

[@brianfox6044]

That was some dream type luck on getting all the horns first try

[@ramrodbldm9876]

Dream type luck? I got all the horns on 2 out of 3 characters without trying shut up kid.(dream type luck) lmao clown. The magma blade is harder to get that that f the percentage stuff

[@00millern]

@@ramrodbldm9876 again, are you ok bro?

[@MexiTyler]

@@ramrodbldm9876 everything ok at home?

[@videobob92]

@@ramrodbldm9876 "dream type luck" That is the joke

[@samalexander7976]

@@ramrodbldm9876 guessing your dad beats you at home? :(

[@bagweed]

square pizza owns, but I can understand when you really want a slice

[@Gmsy76]

watching Malenia getting "blown" away like that made me cry

[@inoob26]

damn Dist is so lucky getting that drop, he should speedrun Minecraft

[@xXOPxLunaXx]

Guy in the chat says, "Maybe actually try playing the game instead of relying on cheats and glitches" during the grace collection at lyndell. As he joins a stream about beating the game with only bubbles. Lol names PeepoGladdd.

[@wakebreaker]

This character definitely knows circular breathing methods. Next run didgeridoo only.🎉🎉

[@TheFartbreakKid]

I've been watching a lot of "something only runs" lately. This is by far my favourite

[@Titan_Moss37]

That damage on rykard was actually crazy

[@JohnB-mo4kq]

This play through made me laugh more than any other ER video. That stupid horn sound gets me every time lol

[@Slackerhun]

I decided to farm the Longhorn after seeing the first half of this video. I actually managed to get it on my first enemy kill with only the talisman boosting my discovery. Lucky me.

[@BlakeAzu]

35:43 Bubbles hitting the Crucible Knight's shield are perfectly in sync with the music!

[@Omnimon152]

I love those bubble weapons. Really cool design and gameplay.

[@thomasmayer1579]

I love the edits dist has for these runs. 10/10

[@thomasmayer1579]

Also the square cut pizza edit for raddan was hilarious

[@TengouX]

I did legit get the longhorn first try in one of my runs. I saw it as a sign and respecced to bubbles

[@skvaderarts7009]

The Envoy Great Horn is genuinely my favorite weapon in this entire game. Like, It's such a fun weapon!

[@franciscodetonne4797]

Blessed be me with Dist's edited meme runs.

[@Remyinajar]

"All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar" -aristotle

[@marcusshane]

That must be some sort of achievement- "I pissed off Malenia so much that she used her most bullshit move 15 times on me and still lost"

[@SpydersByte]

32:18 really timed and placed that one pretty well :'D

[@repyukJC]

The editing at Margit fucking sent me to the moon, it absolutely bamboozled me for a few moments too it took awhile for my brain to process that something had even gone awry. Soooo fkin funny lmaooo Margit takes a look at her and NOOOOPE

[@soggywaffle4107]

Yooooo he did it! I did this run like a week back and was wondering if he ever do it great job dist! Loved the vid.

[@memelescream4796]

"All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar."

[@dawidwrp]

I would love to play Elden Ring, I'm watching this game since it was released

[@julianb2491]

The sound of those horns is like nails on a chalkboard for me, amazing that you could do it lol

[@TSfish94]

“All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied creature in the bar” Dist: “y’all mind if I press L2?”

[@DunlopTortex05mm]

"We're gonna get all the different horns, so there's a variety of sound" lol

[@CainAshenrov]

This is one of the greatest things I've seen with this game. That Radagon fight had to have taken a lot of patience.

[@AnthonyYDG]

The hard cut to Dist wearing the guilty hood was comedy gold lmao

[@Rowantale]

Radagon's Red Wolf living with 1 hp doesn't possibly make any sense, unless there is code making them live on 1 health. There's no way, you did 2202 damage. Let's be generous and say 3 HP could have been left and it still would've looked like 1 pixel - that would put it at 2205 health. That is such a completely random number, there is no way they gave that wolf *specifically* 2205 health. 2200? I could see it. 2000? Nice round number, would make sense. 2205? If that's really its health, a psychopath decided that value. ... Okay I just checked the wiki. "≈ 2,204" health - an even weirder number than 2205. So in short, yes, this enemy was designed by a psychopath.

[@panzerpeet]

Apparently both you and bosses have a certain percentage chance of surviving an attack with 1 HP. That way both you and the boss have the opportunity to turn the fight around.

[@avopeac6300]

Honestly, Squidward's hero arc after his beloved friend Spongebob sacrifices himself to save Bikini Bottom is one of the most compelling stories I've ever heard. He never understood the power of blowing bubbles while Spongebob was alive, but still remembered his master's tutelage out of sheer love.

[@TheCreator1875]

The main thing I’ve learnt from this is that holy damage does NOT heal Elden beast lmao

[@bismarckimperia8781]

Idk where that rumor started. It just spouted like weed

[@JetStream0509]

Yeah Fextra are liars

[@behindenemylines3149]

"All bubble blowing babies will be beating senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar."

[@jarva1784]

He needs to learn that rolling in rot covers your clothes so it builds up over time out of the rot.

[@cunnelatio]

Damn that thing melts fire giant

[@cressbradley78]

After playing this many challenges, you would think he would know that rolling in poison/rot causes it to stick to your armor and continue to build up even after you leave it. Soap cleans it off and stops it from continuing to build up like that, at least until you roll in it again.

[@unyielding.entertainment]

"HEYY! WHO BLEW THIS BUBBLE?!"

[@maniacalmurderer4123]

Crucible knight being harder to fight then 80% of the bosses because of his shield is both hilarious and amazing.

[@MTH3h3l0l]

WHO BLEW THIS BUBBLE!? YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES!

[@TheEndlessCycle]

All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied person

[@chichi1511]

I lost it when square cut pizza was on the corpse radahn was eating 😂

[@Saridim]

Can you imagine how much damage he could’ve done if he had a use Mimic too😂

[@TheNaturalCause]

Were you inspired by the mad lad Skumnut, eh?

[@bigsmacked]

No chance he wasn’t lol

[@TheNaturalCause]

@@bigsmacked Skumnut's video is absolutely god-tier.

[@bigsmacked]

@@TheNaturalCause shit was amazing

[@OmnipotentSaiyan]

“All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.” - SpongeBob Thugs

[@blankblank4949]

theres definitely a cool lore reason why, but youd thing the envoy horns would have more of a beautiful tone to them

[@mauviestwand]

Maliketh fight is truly incredible

[@damonvi013]

all i can think watching this is "All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar."

[@Amartin-mu6oj]

When the bubble blowing baby beats every able-bodied patron in the bar

[@muaazzakiallah5508]

ok but the malekith and malenia fights were so hype for a meme run

[@DizkJokyy]

All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.