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The gendering of toilets has gone too far! Can I pee there? Can I pee here? I don't even know anymore.

[@Jammidodger]

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[@vvinum.]

Love you Jamie :D

[@overarian]

Hello Jamie :D

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Ily Jamie!

[@mawe86ify]

Thanks for the video, and all the interesting videos here! I've heard somwhere that a split peach is supposed to look like...hmmm...what you might have if you don't have a banana...Maybe that is what that sign meant? I'm not sure if I get it but people do kind of seem to see these things anywhere.

[@mxnightmare5511]

2:19 i agree, children are aliens

[@OneTopic]

The title alone has me wildly curious

[@Crows_forever]

Honestly same

[@Lazyspacee]

Yup

[@laur1654]

Yea lol

[@krisswiftt]

Hey OT!

[@stingblade1183]

Agreed

[@OneTopic]

You can only use those toilets if you’re extinct. heheheh

[@dotjpeg-bng]

dodo moment

[@tibbytobby]

ah, perfect for me

[@vvinum.]

lmao

[@fluffy698]

@@dotjpeg-bng No, dodo doodoo moment.

[@dotjpeg-bng]

@@fluffy698 you just improved my joke ten fold, congratulations

[@vickypedia1308]

Transphobes: Think of the children! Also transphobes: (Who is gonna explain to their kids what those toilet signs mean?)

[@SawtoothWaves]

"can i pee here" starts video saying "if it's yellow i love it" ok jamie

[@T.T.M.60]

🤣

[@cecilia4267]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKS AHAHSHSHSHSHSH

[@mykavalentine4326]

Oh hi sawtooth waves! Never expected to see you here!

[@juliadonati8245]

Hi Sawtooth! Cool to see you here. Also thanks for pointing that out. It’s funny but I didn’t realize until I saw your comment.

[@harmonyamv]

Horse video KZbinr

[@Blazequine]

I saw a sign in Texas saying "Men, women, aliens, whatever." and I have never gotten over how exciting that was

[@puppyplanet300]

I would like but its at 69

[@Bildgesmythe]

I saw one like that but the last line was: just wash your hands.

[@thomassidesinger8961]

@@puppyplanet300 u can like it now

[@coachdoggo2266]

I have one of those at my orthodontist office and it’s my fav thing ever

[@gimygaming8655]

There's a movie theater with one bathroom that's for everyone. The bathroom has many stalls with a label of toilet or urinal and is open but they come out and wash their hands in the same area. Alamo draft house is the place

[@abbyfletcher1045]

I once heard someone say the “dress” on the women’s is really a cape and I like that much better.

[@elliotmydude]

on a related note just thought of a fun new way to vandalize bathroom signs

[@chappelled]

thats how my closeted ftm ass sees it now

[@t4t-hantunia]

YES!!

[@meihasanegg7147]

yes

[@KassieR329]

I'm more likely to wear a cape than a dress, and I'm a cis woman, so I feel like that's fairly accurate

[@tjarsun]

In my country (Argentina) they anounced today that non binary gender change on IDs will be allowed without the need for a court ruling.

[@chaarubhattacharyya7068]

Oh wow! Congratulations! 😭❤️

[@just_a_fish6460]

I'm so glad! In my country (Spain) they approved of a trans law that lets trans people change their gender/name without the need of hormone therapy/medical diagnosis!

[@---vp3hg]

🇦🇷🇦🇷💞💞

[@ShiningStar396]

Congrats!

[@Am3lia77]

@@just_a_fish6460 I'm Spanish too and was gonna mention this! 😊

[@kathilisi3019]

Btw, as a cis-het woman I find a lot of the "creatively" gendered bathroom signs offensive or rude. I'd prefer gender neutral signs and inclusive bathrooms.

[@РенатаДаминова-т2о]

Ikr The ones that are like " a hole and an object that you can put in this hole" make me so damn uncomfortable... Yaknow what i mean

[@catpoke9557]

@@РенатаДаминова-т2о It's wayyyy too sexualizing. Not everyone wants to think of their genitals as just a tool for some other person's genitals.

[@chromedruidess2546]

I don't want anyone sticking their pistol in my holster, thank you very much. I'm here to pee, nothing else.

[@juli5945]

I found them super uncomfortable, it feels wrong to know that the person who put the signs thought the best way to separate gendered bathrooms is by "are you the hole or what goes in the hole??". Besides wouldn't it be super weird for children to go to the bathroom and maybe not understand the sign? Maybe I'm overthinking this part though

[@Cecil...]

100% agree! I am not a nut, I am not an outlet, I am a PERSON WHO NEEDS TO PEE and watersports are not my kink.

[@kamilliasaylor1000]

The dino bathrooms make me wish all public restrooms were divided, not by who can use them, but what theme they are decorated in.

[@CaspiRose99]

I would love that

[@hollowone777]

@@CaspiRose99 me too

[@foodofthegods]

yes

[@MainLineEngine112]

If I’m a gay bottom, I can only assume I should be going into all the “holster” and “outlet” doors

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

I'm a cis woman (though questioning) and I so dourly refuse to think of my junk as simply an accessory sheath for someone else's that I would defiantly use the pistol bathroom because I am the f**king firepower

[@fartmancentral69]

@@FiddlebirdBlue this comment has great energy, also good luck on the gender journey (or maybe it’ll be a roundabout but yea again great comment)

[@MainLineEngine112]

@@FiddlebirdBlue as u should 👌👌

[@Shoulderpads-mcgee]

Ladies who use a strap, you know what to do

[@rotomonacrusade5350]

Nice. Though a bathroom full of Tops could be a bit too much top energy lol. But if we sorted bathrooms on top / bottom, where would switches go? and aces?

[@rivertam7827]

My favourite toilet door sign was "whatever, just don't pee on the seat". Though I now realise it could have been improved by the addition of dinosaurs, but that is true of everything in life really.

[@adaliaalvarez7269]

This is perfect!

[@VoidKing666]

Yes

[@tianarhastings8372]

I so need that sign 😂😂

[@foodofthegods]

yes

[@tragyc7369]

Reminds of that one post "We should start putting random shit on bathroom doors and watch cis people try to figure out which one is more masculine or feminine"

[@rachelcookie321]

Let’s not do that. It would make me so anxious. Just put gender neutral signs up.

[@bennettdees853]

And then they just lead to the same gender neutral bathroom

[@piperevelyn2446]

I'm not even trans but this reducing people to their genitals is super annoying. Also some of these pairs (the pizza especially but also some others) imply that a woman needs a man to be complete (and vice versa, although this did remind me about the many similar misogynist "jokes" about why men can fuck around but women should not, lock and key for example). We need more dino toilet in the world. Dino toilets were awesome!

[@athousandlives7231]

You had to bring up the lock and key thing. It makes me irrationally angry. Is it the sexism...sure...but also the argument is just illogical and dumb and I hate illogical and dumb things. So A) you are arguing your penis being inserted is acting as some sort of „magical key“? The same properties could be argued for every slightly cylindrical object, which...not great and B) As far as I know neither the penis nor vagina have any sort of grooves that would make the lock/key metaphor work in any way, shape or form, so what the heck are you even unlocking, Craig? Certainly not an orgasm with that attitude. (I don‘t know why Craig specifically came to mind but it seemed fitting) Rant over. As I previously stated very irrationally angry about this one. 🤷‍♀️

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

There's a looong history, in medicine and philosophy, of believing or assuming that women and vaginas do in fact exist to accommodate men and penises. The word 'vagina' itself is derived from a root word meaning 'sheath', which is why I don't like to use it. Peak phallogocentrism.

[@athousandlives7231]

@@FiddlebirdBlue Well in German the words for vagina and sheath are quite literally the same, but interesting that it‘s the same in other languages. Fruit of Knowledge by Liv Strömquist is a quite interesting and fun take on the topic if anybody is interested 👍

[@YT-Observer]

@@athousandlives7231 it likely comes from Chasity belt times ... the key was held by a MAN

[@CarolAnnEdie]

@@FiddlebirdBlue I saw on tiktok that the original word was c*nt for both vulva and vagina. Do you use that instead?

[@madzcore]

no, you cannot pee here. this is the 25th time this week, and it’s only wednesday. you have been banned from our establishment

[@nopenope4502]

PAHAHAHAHA

[@JovanDacic]

That will not stop Dennis Prager. He will relieve himself in the McFlurry machine for the twelfth time and that is why it is always undergoing maintenance.

[@georgesmith4307]

@@JovanDacic LMAO 😭

[@sincerecinnamon]

I was laughing with a lollipop in my mouth and the raspberry flavored saliva came out

[@ciara6138]

@@sincerecinnamon I-😃

[@SelkieGirl]

The ones that are just genital references are bad, but it's even worse when they're also "this thing is supposed to go inside this thing".

[@skeletonguts2909]

with the weird innuendo toilets how is a kid supposed to know where to go?? and they say we're the ones confusing children

[@testosteronic]

Exactly! Imagine being a parent in one of these places, like the entire time your four year old is peeing they're asking you "why was there an empty hotdog bun on the door?". That is a genuine "what do I tell my child?" moment, like "well, the people who own the restaurant are misogynists who think they're being funny that's why"

[@tatiana4050]

@@testosteronic oh god, this went from "confusing the children" to like really rapey.

[@raapyna8544]

@@tatiana4050 it is!!

[@bearo8]

Also: Tourists! Not every culture represents stuff the same!

[@XXwhoknowsXX81]

Pee on flower 🌺 ...

[@aceanimations3214]

"if it's yellow, I love it" The title: Can I pee here? Coincidence? I think not!

[@demigodwizardtributejedi4052]

Hold up

[@jessabelvin1697]

He said there are some exceptions

[@shrimpsushi763]

But how can we be sure this is an exception?

[@integralinsanity1641]

OMGG

[@AmEv7fam]

Watersports fetish confirmed?

[@skadi6750]

There was one smart person on Reddit (rare occasion), who said we should pick random bathrooms, give them some absolutely random signs like fish and binoculars and watch people trying to figure out which one is more masculine:-D What a nice jab at the total absurdity of bathroom topic:-D Its 2021, lets just make shared bathrooms with european sized doors to each cubicle and call it a day:-D

[@rrteppo]

What would be funny is if it was something hyper abstract, but everyone just got it anyway without thinking.

[@rrteppo]

Also, I don't want a shared bathroom because I want less people in there while I am standing to pee

[@FedoraLloyd]

With all due respect, I do not agree. People who have been through abuse or rape or any other sort of horrible situation like that can develop an uncomfortable feeling or fear of the opposite biological sex, like if a woman were in sex trafficking and was extremely uncomfortable with the idea of a man being in the general area while she pulls down her pants. If someone who’s biologically male walks in, imagine what that could do to her after what she’s been through. Same thing could happen with a guy going through this, too. It’s a real thing that real people deal with, I personally know a lady who has a fear of men after something of that sort happening to her. Men aren’t inherently bad, not at all, I love men, and like I said, the same thing could happen vice versa, but there are awful people out there who do things like this and create these victims who can’t help but be uncomfortable or afraid. No offence to trans people, you have my utmost respect, but this is why I do not support bathrooms for either sex or the allowance of trans people in the bathrooms of the gender they transferred to. You can chop off parts and take hormones and all that, but a trans female was still biologically born a guy and could trigger someone going through PTSD-type stuff with rape, abuse, or sex trafficking. I think the best solution is those one-room bathrooms for anyone to use privately. That could also help victims of, like, homosexual rape and the like who would feel uncomfortable with people of the same gender (that’s a thing, right? Idk, sorry, not too experienced with knowledge of that particular topic) Then again, those bathrooms are only available for one person at a time. Maybe buildings could make several. I don’t know.

[@MusicalK93]

@@FedoraLloyd Genuinely curious, definitely not trying to argue, so are you saying that Jamie should be using a female bathroom? Also, you get plenty of females who present very masculine, and non-binary people who may choose to present particularly androgenous. Which bathroom should they use so as not to scare a victim of abuse, such as those you talked about?

[@rachelcookie321]

Please no one do this thing with random signs. That would be really stressful for people with anxiety, including me. It sounds funny but it can actually really hurt people.

[@arthurgraton7165]

I really want to make a toilet with too doors, the signs on each door represent a random item that is changed every day/week. I really want people to spend 2-5 minutes trying to figure out weather the pair of glasses or the backed potato best suits their gender. Maybe the toppings on the potato are meant to represent something? Or is that fact that the glasses are round a hint? ... After all that, when they give up in frustration and enter their best guess, they'll find out that both doors lead to the same room.

[@KOZMOuvBORG]

Great idea

[@Zuzu00000]

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[@arson_ruby2403]

Reminds me of the “hipster bathroom signs” video from collegehumor

[@catpoke9557]

That's amazing lol

[@zjay1356]

Amazing

[@arklestudios]

Having to deal with these kinds of signs is someone's villain origin story, I'm sure of it.

[@RedBanana_]

*The Almighty Bathroom Destroyer* Goes around destroying all nonsensical and confusing public bathrooms.

[@lusus999]

😭😭😭

[@summeryoung1026]

🤣😅😅

[@MunsterFrizbee]

Boutta be mine

[@kiralonely1307]

@@RedBanana_ That ain't a villain, that's a damn hero.

[@hotwasabi1085]

6:26 I believe is a joke about how women go to the bathroom in groups or usually with a pair at least but the sad part is that this is usually a defensive mechanism so that we aren’t alone and can’t be attacked

[@rachelcookie321]

I always go with people because I get bad anxiety. I remember as a kid in primary school we weren’t allowed inside the buildings during break but we had to go in to use the toilet. I was scared about a teacher seeing me and telling me off so I would always ask a friend to come with me. My other friend was also scared to alone so I would always go with her but when I asked no one would go with me and they would tell me I should just go by myself and I don’t need someone to come with me.

[@teardrop2764]

“Do you walk through the middle do you pee on the floor, don’t pee on the floor” -Jaime, 2021

[@dees3179]

I’d probably have to. My dyslexic brain didn’t even recognise some of these as indicating toilets. I would assume the pizza one was where they kept pizza. Just draw a picture of a toilet ffs.

[@ashcommittedarsonbutinasexyway]

ok i didn't tell you this so you walk through the middle into a secret bathroom, like platform 9 3/4, but you can only access it if you're non-binary

[@teardrop2764]

@Devil's Studio's thank you so much it’s my pride flag ☺️

[@grey8288]

Flashbacks to that transphobe who blamed herself peeing on the floor on the (presumed) presence of a trans woman in the restroom

[@ela83a]

If a toilet need to be gendered for my safety I wouldn't feel safe there regardless of who's in there with me. Just build proper toilets without a bunch of cracks in the doors so everyone from any gender can relax and do their business even if there are other people outside and next door.

[@zeppie_]

Seriously, the gaps in American stall doors are insane sometimes. Just build normal solid walls and doors there, it’s not that hard

[@Cloudy4Days]

@@zeppie_ THIS, I went to Germany and even as a cis-woman I felt soooo much more comfortable in the women's bathroom

[@amythistowo8377]

THIS. Why are there such huge cracks between the doors?

[@catpoke9557]

I feel like someone can easily see me doing my business even on accident.

[@ela83a]

@@catpoke9557 exactly. I hate toilets like that. They make it awkward for everyone on both sides of the door.

[@linrook6459]

I was raised to fear and respect men, that they are all predators. I’m older and wiser but that fear lingers in the back of my head. These “jokes” may seem harmless but they really are disgusting.

[@Sweaterlatethannever]

“Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m a short alien.” “What gender are you?” “Extraterrestrial.” “Okay, but what is in your pants?” “A flying saucer.”

[@genevieverose1234]

sauce-y

[@summeryoung1026]

Best comment ever

[@annelisekubecka5829]

I fount it funny because on Discord my only Non-Binary original character is an alien named Jade who is 5'1"

[@withoutaname4007]

okay but i saw one of these and when it said whats in your pants they said "you can be if you shut up" like-

[@dorianchriste8645]

I have the keys to my flying saucer in my pants. Short alien here.

[@Geekasaur_]

Once I went to a Texan BBQ restaurant and the bathrooms where labeled Yees and Haws.. I still have no idea if went into the correct bathroom.

[@shannonmcglumphy5967]

But... You did!

[@sweetenlemons8659]

Does anyone get that joke? 😂 maybe it's like a Texan inside joke or something

[@bibeans]

@@sweetenlemons8659 As a Texan I can tell you that it’s not an inside joke there’s just a lot of idiots here.

[@H.AAZE_]

@@sweetenlemons8659 As a Texan I have no idea what Yees and Haws even mean

[@kiralonely1307]

I don't know which is which, but this feels like an amazing way to have gender neutral bathrooms imo-

[@Lenny-jy1mg]

Jamie - is a trans male, who's favorite colour is yellow talking about stupidly gendered toilet signs Me - also a trans male, who's favourite colour is yellow My brain - we must share this with everyone we know and rant about toilet signs being in the wrong

[@charliem.1368]

omg im also a trans guy who likes the color yellow… we are multiplying >:3c

[@Lenny-jy1mg]

@@charliem.1368 Omg, we must gather more! And start a trans army

[@theserialshipperofficial]

@@Lenny-jy1mg HERE I COME TO JOIN THE TRANS ARMY! WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

[@theserialshipperofficial]

Idk why in all caps lol I’m weird

[@haveagoodmourning]

hello! im also a trans guy(ish) who likes yellow! greetings!

[@vivilikesfr1es]

if i ever saw a bathroom that had symbols like nuts and bolts or plugs and sockets, i would literally just walk into the one that doesnt corrolate to my gender. like i get you have gendered bathrooms, but im going to walk into the male one bc its funner that way. screw your bathroom symbols, my bladder is full.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

"you're in the guys room" "No, the other bathroom is for people with nuts. i can't go in there!" "no it's the bathroom for women because there's a hole for the bolt to go in!" "Then why is it called a nut? that's for men!" i enjoy chaotic interpretations of abnormal bathroom signs

[@screamingbanshee1282]

Cake or ice cream

[@waytoobiased]

it's a nut, not a screw. get your construction/ikea supplies right

[@pluto3194]

@@waytoobiased Why do you have a reddit pfp on youtube

[@waytoobiased]

@@pluto3194 why not

[@atsushimichio]

In that last one, if a woman walked through the Balls toilet door, technically she should be allowed in since she had the balls to go there anyway.

[@jennagrace1534]

Best comment so far 🤣

[@lauratroy13]

I use the men bathroom simply bc there is no line

[@TheBusyJane]

@@lauratroy13 A friend and I did that at a botanical garden because it was about to close and the "women's" was a 10 minute walk away. A whole security guard came in there and waited for us to leave. And on the op, we often talk about how xyz is exclusive of women without ovaries/vaginas/etc., but that is exclusive of men without testicles. Someone remind cis-men, they can get testicular cancer and lose their balls.

[@IsThatAShortJoke]

I was just thinking that I would do that if I was ever there with my friends. I'm an afab nonbinary person btw.

[@zeppie_]

Nearly everyone has a pair of eyeballs, so the no balls toilet wouldn’t get used ever

[@audreylandreville6785]

Honestly, they could just put "urinals" on one side, and "toilets" on the other and it would be perfect in my eyes

[@ChristopherDraws]

Whimsical gendered toilet signage has always irritated me. I think it first got some popularity in the UK in pubs about 20-30 years ago. I find the ones like "plug/socket" "gun/holster" particularly creepy, because it not only reduces down to gentialia, but is implicit about an assumed sexual function of that genitalia. It was a wondrous time when I went to a Wahaca restaurant where the toilets were a series of individual cubicle/rooms arranged around a large and open central handwashing area. First time I'd experienced gender neutral toilet set-up and - also being a cis-man who does not like urinals - it was an absolute joy.

[@purplemonkfish]

pret also has gender neutral toilets, it's glorious. As do several of the kids play farms i've been to. One of them has a huge "family" bathroom where there's urinals riiiiight at the end behind a screen but otherwise it's all cubicles designed so families can stay together, dads can go in with their daughters and change nappies as well as most gents don't have changing facilities. All around it just works well. I don't understand why more places don't do that. I always hated having to stand outside while my kids went into the gendered bathrooms because once they reach a certain age they don't want to go into the "wrong" toilet anymore, it makes them feel uncomfortable so you have to stand outside hoping they're okay and with a closed door between you and your child who's in there with strangers. It's not ideal. Family bathrooms which are gender neutral should be the norm for places frequented by people with their kids and honestly? Short of places with a HUGE turnaround like stadiums, why are we still using urinals anyway? They make sense when you have like 1500 men and only limited space so want to get people in and out fast but regular cubicles make far more sense for just about everywhere else. It's not like we have urinals in our homes ffs.

[@rachelcookie321]

My school has gender neutral bathrooms. Each little room has a toilet and a sink. I feel more comfortable using them because you get a room to yourself and not just a cubicle so you don’t have to worry about people being stupid and looking over the top or making noise. My friend one time had a boy kick open the door while he was using the toilet though and then my friend got in trouble.

[@jennagrace1534]

I really hate all the “this item fits into that item”... it reduces us to objects, is super heteronormative, and so hyper sexual. My body is not just something that other things can get stuck into. Gross and icky.

[@Rose_Haw]

Yeah and how is a parent supposed to tell their kid which to use. "hey mum what toilet am i supposed to use?" "Let's see..." Pistols and holsters "..." "Mum?" "..."

[@presentfuture7563]

Right? I'm cishet but I am not a pizza with one slice missing 😖

[@ms_913]

Not to mention when I’m using the public bathroom it’s entirely asexual and usually does not involve my vag so why put that on the door?

[@sakshikandgatla5795]

@@Rose_Haw yeah i thought the same thing. WhAt AbOuT ThE ChIlDrEn??

[@Itri_Vega]

As a sex-repulsed ace this crap makes me shudder.

[@seriouslyfangirlingtoomuch8841]

With a lot of these... Imagine sending your child to the bathroom and then having to explain to them which one is supposedly meant for them and why...

[@allicat9499]

Why do I love it when Jamie says “Hello. Welcome to the only toilets that require genetic testing before you can use them” in the most subtly monotonous manner ever.

[@HyacinthTheArtist]

@Rodrigo Herrera I can hear that in his voice: Alright, time for the only game where toilets require genetic testing before you can use them.

[@LostFaun]

what makes me super uncomfy is when the signs imply that certain sets of genitalia have the one and only purpose of holding another set of genitalia. i.e the gun and holster signs...

[@jayandgato3723]

Yep, super gross.

[@bingusbongus1912]

same with the pizza one

[@gozerthegozarian9500]

I don't pee in public toilets. I wear incontinence pads whenever I leave the house. I collect them after use and every week, I send them as a package to J K Rowling's agent as fanmail. //SARCASM

[@lxcky21]

... that’s actually kinda brilliant...

[@gozerthegozarian9500]

@@lxcky21 It would be, if I actually did that...I was only joking. JKR would probably sue me if I did that, she likes sueing people...

[@TotosTales]

Best toilet split I’ve ever seen was in Germany where it just said “sitting” on one door and “standing” on the other, simply describing the types of toilet behind the door, and you could just pick 😌

[@catpoke9557]

That's amazing. That way trans masc individuals who can't stand up while peeing can enter a bathroom with what they need (since sometimes male bathrooms ONLY have urinals which is dumb anyways because poo) without needing to worry about any kind of dysphoria. It solves all the problems in a really good way.

[@TotosTales]

@@catpoke9557 yeah!

[@Kasiarzynka]

Real heroes don't wear capes

[@Lunar_DeBrie]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID "SHITTING" AND "STANDING" I WAS SO SCARED FOR A SECOND LMAO

[@TotosTales]

@@Lunar_DeBrie oh my god 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thankfully, no 😅

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

I especially hate the ones that play on women’s bathrooms being things that are supposed to be filled and the men’s bathroom as things that fill then cuz not only is that extremely heteronormative and gross but also I just want to pee I don’t want to have to think about my vagina as a hole that must be filled

[@lisaty5937]

Absolutely. And also: why exactly is a vagina even coming to mind when the topic is urinating? I actually never realized how little sense that makes.

[@dahliam77]

@@lisaty5937 wait yeah I totally forgot that the associate makes no sense. The whole concept makes me pretty angry to be honest...

[@redpalex]

But men can be filled too

[@MissSweetie]

@@redpalex LMAO

[@MissSweetie]

@@redpalex true

[@andybee1381]

I think the pizza doors are another genital-type toilet. Where the women’s is the missing slice and the men’s is the single slice. Like innies and outies.

[@lxcky21]

I could also be a reference to how women are expected to always be on a diet, and in that case the slice would be the women’s?

[@yandereevee_neesan4099]

@@lxcky21 *is genuinely having a mental breakdown over these toilets*

[@kiralonely1307]

@@lxcky21 No no, wouldn't that make the big pizza the women's still, because women can only eat a teeny tiny amount, and men eat a whole pizza minus one slice?

[@theuncalledfor]

The nearly whole pizza is for when you need to take a dump, the single slice is for when you need to only pee.

[@Kaalokalawaia]

If it is a single-person bathroom I don't see the point of gendering it at all. It should be for whoever needs to use it.

[@Kaalokalawaia]

I really hate the holser and gun one. RUDE in so many ways.

[@alliem8700]

@@Kaalokalawaia Me too, my immediate thought was "oh, ok, people with "holsters" only exist to be a place to put your "pistol". Got it".

[@screamingbanshee1282]

I prefer mirror or no mirrors restrooms

[@kyethememer9836]

IKR

[@andyp9969]

Yes! It's so annoying when you find gendered individual toilets, why not just have two gender neutral toilets! It's especially annoying when family is like "don't go in that one it's for the other gender!" It doesn't matter they're the same anyway (I mean the mens might have a urinal too but who cares just ignore it if you don't use it) and this one is occupied

[@calebstevenson8]

A lot of these toilet doors are not only transphobic but also super heteronormative...

[@lexihall7383]

On my cheer covid screening thingy, when it asked to select gender, non-binary was an option, I’m cis but it was the loveliest things I’ve ever seen

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

i'm a trans guy but i got unreasonably happy when i noticed that amino had a non-binary option

[@arilololololol]

@Laura Bosch don't overthink it! take ur time and do whatever you need until you feel ready to come out

[@foodofthegods]

Am cis but *yes*

[@hi8Dxr]

When I was a little girl, we would go to some restaurants with toilet door signs like the holsters/pistols ones. My brother thought they were hilarious, but once I understood what they were talking about, I just felt degraded.

[@Red-in-Green]

Yeah same with the pizza one. The girl door thing is designed to hold the boy door thing. As if the only purpose of a vagina is to have a penis put into it.

[@meloncaaat2050]

@@Red-in-Green wanna know a really depressing fact? Vagina comes from Latin meaning scabbard or sheath. Aka somewhere to put swords in. Sexism sucks

[@Random_Traveler_]

@@Red-in-Green I mean, I see your point. But couldn't the same logic apply in the opposite? Couldn't it be seen as a statement that the only purpose of a penis is to go into a vagina? At the end of the day, it's only as misogynistic as the intent. The only thing for sure is that it's meant as a not-so-innocent xxx joke.

[@lourobin5927]

@@Random_Traveler_ Well with the gun thing it's different.. Guns have their own (questionable) purpose besides being kept in a holster. the holster on the other hand... it doesn't really have any other purpose than to hold the gun, does it?

[@Random_Traveler_]

@@lourobin5927 Mmh, fair point. But the holster could be seen as more than that: It keeps the gun secure(More so than simply holding it), it protects the gun from both the elements and theft and, if in anime, it could possible turn into a giant sword-mecha....

[@quinnbennettpelkey]

*sees title* Me, a non-binary person: this is my life every day

[@nicoornelas5676]

What I personally do is flip a coin. Heads is option one and tails is option two. Get what the coin told you to get from the restaurant and hold it in as you continue to be at conflict with yourself.

[@mb-the-enby]

@@nicoornelas5676 Brilliant!

[@damisslave2406]

My friend just uses the women's bathroom at work because it's the cleanest lol, if the men's bathroom wasn't always so disgusting, I bet they'd use that one. The staff bathrooms are both disgusting tho cuz barely anyone cleans them, tbh I wouldn't even use them and I rarely see other staff use them. (Edit: forgot to mention the bathrooms are named mama and papa. I'm not a parent so it doesn't matter either way)

[@immaperson321]

Yessss! Can we please just add GN bathrooms, since y'all put in effort to making male and female ones anyways? What's one more? 😎

[@lugh8592]

Honestly same

[@TomMcNab]

8:05 I've figured it out. The door with an almost whole pizza indicates that toilet has a more powerful flush (to, you know, shift things). And the door with a single pizza slice leads to a toilet with a eco-flush (you know, pee only).

[@MountainPearls]

I once saw signs for single restrooms that said “We Don’t Care.” I rather liked those and if I owned a business, I’d use that one.

[@tatiana4050]

It's like people forget that everyone has inclusive bathrooms at home.

[@raapyna8544]

I would use the WC ot Toilet sign.

[@nathank11]

Weirdo.

[@alchemyofcolorandstyle]

Just putting it out there that as a cis woman, I have on several occasions used men’s toilets because a huge line the women’s toilets while the men’s are EMPTY should be criminal.

[@zeeSweet]

i used the men’s bathroom at a gas station once because the line for the women’s one was so long and the men’s one had nobody in it

[@anistysmith6346]

this is why as a boy i don't question it when a woman is in the male toilets (I'm transgender)

[@HiBuddyyyyyy]

I went into a boys toilet by mistake. MCDonalds doesn’t really label their toilets well. In That particular restaurant they didn’t anyway. Someone else was coming in but didn’t question it. I was very embarrassed because I didn’t know how to read toilet signs. I don’t really go in public toilets anymore but it’s unrelated to this.

[@winterzee]

Non-binary person who looks (and legally is) a woman. I will go first to the women's, if that is full, I go to the men's. In places where the bathrooms are not together, I just go to the closest. I have IBD and other issues, and often time is of the essence - I've lost all self-consciousness about it. My major pet peeve is assigning women/men to single stall lockable rooms. Those should always be unisex bathrooms. (Due to major gender imbalance at work (engineering firm), the women's single stall bathroom was relabelled men. There are 3 other (multi-stall) bathrooms in the building for for women, but I still use the single stall one out of habit when I'm in that area.)

[@FennekinBraixen]

I used the male toilet once in a library. Thanks to corona some stairs werent usable but I would have to go upstairs in order to get to the next womans toilet. It was the first and only time ive ever had to go to toilet there so I didnt know where or If there would be another one. So I decided to just fuck it and go to the man's toilet

[@chickennuggetpaw]

If I saw any of these in public, I wouldn’t even go in. I’d just leave the establishment. I hate them so much :’) Edit: except Dino toilet. Allosaurus is my fave

[@foodofthegods]

The world needs more dino toilets.

[@doodlebug5658]

Ugh, the more I think of it, the worse it gets! So many of the "women's" bathroom icons are essentially holes or have something "missing" from the whole that needs to be "inserted" for the joke to work, to be complete. I need to get off the internet, peoples. Keep well and safe out there!

[@РенатаДаминова-т2о]

And you know it was definitely not a woman who made these... Gross

[@ollifree9472]

I'm sex-averse and those made me *soooo* uncomfortable. No thanks I'll hold it.

[@Niinque]

Peaches are usually butts in emoji language, and as we all know, men do not have butts

[@sonorawright]

I've only seen it as the counter for an aubergine emoji (the front, not the butt).

[@catlinboy]

Hahaha, I was wondering if they were saying it was for peoople who sit down to go to the toilet, but I prefer your theory.

[@purplejellytotPJT]

+

[@lingo3125]

Could be boobs too

[@sweetenlemons8659]

@@lingo3125 I find that cherries are usually used as boobs

[@bornvolcano]

I think the dinosaur ones are meant to be gender inclusive, since they’re both single person bathrooms instead of ones that lead to a set of stalls. I’m not sure, but I feel like that one’s just “pick your favourite Dino”

[@foodofthegods]

I’m going with Allosaurus. you?

[@missnaomi613]

My kid says this: Since most people have not actually looked at their chromosomes, and don't know for sure what they are, according to quantum physics they have XX and XY at the same time at all times. Thanks, Schrödinger!

[@missnaomi613]

@@Sam-zu5mr we make science related jokes a lot. I get that you didn't find it funny. No problem. Enjoy the rest of your day.

[@cazhatten3341]

@@Sam-zu5mr except...erm xx/xy isnt a way to categorise male/female, science is way more complicated than that, and there are loads of combinations and other genes in play besdies x and y chromosomes and even more in play then than the sry gene. you can have for instance an xy female who can give birth unaided. it was a science joke,lighten up

[@cazhatten3341]

schrodingers genes, i love it...i might use it to mock trolls who do the xx/xy thing at me,lol!

[@SD-zz4ov]

@@cazhatten3341 lj is very dumb. dont bother with them.

[@liebemama1429]

You've got a pretty cool kid, good job on raising them

[@stardropboy]

“if you’re not a man or a woman you’re a short alien.” me, on the nonbinary spectrum somewhere and 5’2 *precisely*

[@zannabatsy1656]

Hey, same height! High five

[@avangalea.1210]

Same except I'm 5'1. I am 100% a short alien :D

[@dorotea8734]

We are squad of short non-bianary aliens😎👽

[@neuralmute]

4'11". Non-binary. Autistic spectrum. 100% short alien squad. ;D

[@DuskyPredator]

I on the other end, as an over 6' enby, is left out. But I am a short alien in spirit.

[@matiassu5604]

It should be: "We didn't install urinals here" "Come check each other out while doing business!!!"

[@chancewill6910]

My dad rarely stands to pee and I never do (I'm trans male so I can't but I did try when I was little) plus if you want to stand to pee you can just stand at the toilet in the stall. More privacy. They could just tear down the wall between and make one big bathroom with a bunch of stalls. Easy I fixed the whole problem in less than a minute

[@seans857]

"Who knows their chromosomes?" * Me, an intersex person, backs away quietly *

[@VeganAtheistWeirdo]

You should, in that place. And then calmly pee on the floor outside those doors, because they didn't give you a usable room, oh well. 🤷🤣

[@KOZMOuvBORG]

How about about 'mosaic' intersex? They have both sets of chromosomes in various cells

[@jameelakk4149]

You just walk through the middle

[@artemis3392]

@@jameelakk4149 yeah it's just like platform 9 3/4 Fuck jk rowling tho

[@jameelakk4149]

@@artemis3392 yeah, intersex people are witches and wizards

[@rzeko1877]

Third one reminds me of the bathrooms at this groovy restaurant in California that were labeled "Robots" and "Aliens" which were of course both gender neutral and were just there for you to pick which one you liked : )

[@JadeStone00]

My spouse's office has a sign on each toilet door that says 🤖| 👾 Whatever Just wash your hands

[@zeppie_]

What if I’m a robot alien, though? Do I split myself in two using my robot alien powers to go to both at once?

[@rainy1835]

how could i possibly choose!?!?

[@rachelcookie321]

That would give me so much anxiety unless there was a sign explaining they were gender neutral. I would get really scared about walking into the wrong room and would probably end up having a meltdown because I really need to pee.

[@phoenixgate007]

As a woman, I am so sick of being reduced to a receptacle for a penis. Fuck off bathroom signs. And thank you Jamie for a bit of humor with this frustrating topic 🌻🌼🌻🌼🌻🌼

[@erinmcgrathejm4985]

Somewhat related: my SO and I always laugh when we’re at a Highland Games that the standard generic bathroom symbols are reversed, as virtually all men are in kilts, and virtually all women are in shorts or pants!

[@SocialLocust]

This one actually is funny and doesn't weird me out or offend me . I like it.

[@rachelcookie321]

Does most men wear kilts to the Highland games? I’m Scottish but live in New Zealand and go to my local Highland games every year but most men still don’t wear kilts. The only men really wearing kilts are the ones participating in the kilt run.

[@foodofthegods]

That’s actually a funny one wow lol

[@IL_801]

The Just One Method: The toilet in your home is gender neutral, yes? Lots of businesses have one toilet, one sink, and maybe some soap if you're lucky, in one room. That's just the toilet. Use it or don't. But for a little bit, that's yours and yours alone. Just....Just flush and wash your hands. C'mon.. I really don't care what direction you pee in, we are still fleshy meat-bone-bags blursed with consciousness and we make a lot of gross things with said meat bone bags. I've got better things to do than to worry about which bathroom I'm most suited for. Still gotta poop just the same. I dunno if I'm pizza slice or not, but that toilet is about to get a punishing. Ahaha

[@jay_art3032]

"Fleshy meat-bone-bags blursed with consciousness" what-

[@marus815]

Blursed is a word I will we using from now on. Thank you

[@anafdez2112]

I'm definetly a pizza slice

[@SpikeyBagel]

i usually eat 2 or 3 slices of an 8-slice (that's what it looks like to me), so i guess i round to 1? but it depends on the size of the pizza. if it's small, i might eat all of it, but if it's big i might eat one slice. oh! maybe you use the 1 slice if you're not very hungry and the 1 missing if you're very hungry. yeah, that's it.

[@IL_801]

@@SpikeyBagel I'm a Hannibal fan, so I'll just go where my heart tells me. :)

[@river-collective]

I once saw door signs that said "Pirates" and "Ladies", my thought as a non-binary person to this was "Arrrr, I'm a pirate"

[@Rachel-fi4sc]

My pessimistic ass expected that to go "Pirates" and "Wenches" and I'm so relieved it didn't!

[@kiralonely1307]

@@Rachel-fi4sc I read YOUR comment as "Pirates" and "Witches" and that's so unironically one of the few acceptable ways of gendering bathrooms, although I still think unisex is better.

[@Rachel-fi4sc]

@@kiralonely1307 I think Ching Shih, Anne Bonny, Mary Read, and others would argue your point, as would George Burroughs, George Jacobs, Giles Corey, John Proctor, and others. ;)

[@kiralonely1307]

@@Rachel-fi4sc Good point, good point. (Tbh, Mary Read is one of my favorite women in history, along with Khutulun and similar strong women in history. Like, women breaking that gender norm and finding loopholes in society to become strong powerful and dangerous people. As an AFAB person, that's just genuinely so inspiring and I think they should be taught more in schools for sure.) I love the idea of it not being gendered though. Just, you're either a pirate or a witch, doesn't matter your gender. Themed unisex bathrooms? Sign me the hell up. (also to clarify, I'm a trans guy, hence the pirate witch thing. Tbh I'd be okay with either, but I do lean pirate admittedly. That shit's so cool.)

[@Rachel-fi4sc]

@@kiralonely1307 Okay, I could definitely get behind themed unisex bathrooms. One of my favourite... tropes (? Is that the right word?) is when people decide to gender bathrooms with such ridiculous ridiculousness that it confuses the cis as to which is supposed to represent which. If you want another strong historical woman to look into, one of my favourite historical figures is Julie d'Aubigny. She was a bisexual opera-singing master fencing duelist with such a wild life that we still don't know 100% what's fact and what's rumour. Highlights include a string of affairs with France's wealthy and powerful regardless of gender; getting banned from Paris for fatally beating a man in an illegal duel; crashing a royal ball in men's clothes and making out with a noble woman who caught her eye in the middle of the ballroom, soundly beating all three of the woman's furious suitors who challenged her to a duel for the woman's honour... and later getting pardoned by the King of France for the incident because she argued the law against dueling never mentioned it being illegal for women, only men; setting a[n already dead] nun's body on fire in a convent to cause a distraction in order to sneak her girlfriend - Cécilia Bortigali - out, after the girlfriend's father chucked her in the convent for dating another woman; getting pardoned by the King of France AGAIN after getting sentenced to death for the aforementioned incident, just because the Royal Opera wanted to hire her for "the most beautiful voice in the world"; stabbing herself in an on-stage operatic suicide scene so hard she drew blood with a prop sword; and when a man once challenged her during a public fencing exhibition, stating that no woman could ever be as talented with a sword, so she must really be simply a young, effeminate man, she ripped off her bodice and flashed her boobs at the audience to prove him wrong. Sorry. As a bisexual opera singer who dated a champion fencer, I can never resist the opportunity to fangirl over d'Aubigny.

[@MsBlulucky]

I get that whoever decides the signs is trying to be funny, but could we please stop portraying women as _something that can be filled_ and instead use some lame terms like "humans" and "also humans"?

[@Hana_H]

“Humans who need to sit down to pee” and “himans who don’t necessarily”?

[@catcatgoesflying4949]

or alternatively balance it out by objectifying men as well

[@fabplays6559]

Catcatgoesflying Nah not really, either way I don’t really want to be reminded of sex every time I want to take a piss. Not to mention it ignores the fact that men can be “holes to be filled” also. 😂😂 Bottoms exist, people!

[@bearo8]

Can we just stop trying to represent sexes (or genders) by any characteristics, please? The traditional pictograms are ok I think because they are pretty much globally accepted. I don't like what they imply but I can accept them. But please stop with anything else

[@catcatgoesflying4949]

@@fabplays6559 but everyone told me gender equality

[@bmljenny]

These are the two dumbest ones I've seen: (1) an "Egyptian" themed movie theater, with male and female hieroglyphics on the doors. Both male and female characters wore skirts and long hair. Male character had a tiny beard. Many hilarious mistakes ensued! (2) a restaurant with a selection of photos of sausages on the mens room, photos of different kind of open buns on the womens. Gross.

[@n.k.i.]

ew the second one, wtf

[@six-winged-juni]

The first one is accurate at least. The second one though, ew

[@TT-_-]

Hmm, the beard was part of the pharaoh's regalia (also some female pharaohs wore it), so the one with the beard was *obviously* for people working, and the one without for people spending their free time. What a clever way to make the employee toilet _clear_ to also those who don't understand the language!

[@tibo6749]

That's gross

[@melvasaiel]

The only "cutesy" gendered-bathroom labeling I've ever appreciated was at one of the biologist headquarters here in Maine. One set of bathrooms was labeled "bucks" and "does", and another set was labeled "toms" and "hens". Since these biologists did a lot of work with deer and turkeys (among other animals), I kind of liked that. (Years later, they got a new building with gender-neutral bathrooms, so it didn't matter anymore).

[@sirfloofish]

So, at my school there was a meeting with teachers, parents, the principals to discuss the future of the school, and they also talked about how the school could be made more inclusive, gender neutral bathrooms being brought up, and I really hope that there will be gender neutral bathrooms soon! Also, I hope y'all are having a great day/night/evening/whatever! :D

[@leefox9973]

We have ONE gender neutral bathroom in school. Which is a good beginning, but we have at least 1 or 2 bathrooms for girls and 1 or 2 bathrooms for boys in one FLOOR. So it's not that much. And I don't even use the gender neutral bathroom, cause I'm closeted. I hope you get some (I mean many) gender neutral bathrooms at your school!

[@MayMN]

At the start I didn't agree because you know, people is gross between genders and (sadly most men) could spy in the women more easily but then I thought a little bit more and I came to the conclusion that is better for that too because boys won't check by the window to spy because they don't want to be called gay.

[@zeppie_]

The bathrooms at my school are awesome, there’s literally one gendered bathroom, which is also the only shared one, and the rest are non-gendered single bathrooms with washrooms

[@noragranger3099]

My best friend is a trans guy and together with another trans guy he went to their principal at high school to ask if an old, unused bathroom could be turned into a genderneutral one. It did.

[@Sam-zu5mr]

Not in schools. If got neices and I would know fact, they would be uncomfortable sharing a bathroom with the boys. Definitely not.

[@HippoCrisis]

My guess is that "eggs" are referring to breasts, but then they could have said "melons"? Also they could have said "bananas" and "plums" to make it entirely fruity. And for the pizza my immediate assumption was the slice was the men becase the womens had a "gap" but now you've suggested its a comment on women eating less, you're right I now have NO idea. I need to go and cleanse my eyes and brain now, I've thought too hard about it feel wrong 😂

[@jay5010]

I thought eggs was a reference to oocytes, which don't actually become eggs until fertilisation occurs, but then again, I wouldn't be surprised if the people who did this failed biology. As for the pizzas, well I think it may actually be an innuendo? Don't take my word for it, though, I'm too ace to know. Also, if you could spare some bleach I would like to cleanse my eyes and soul as well.

[@msjkramey]

Eggs are for ovaries and peaches are for how some people's outer labia look. It's not that confusing, even if its stupid

[@alexreid7386]

@@msjkramey Eggs is referring to the gametes and peaches is referring to breasts

[@msjkramey]

@@alexreid7386 the gametes in the ovaries... they're called "eggs" in pop culture. And the peach emoji is shorthand for an ass or vag/labia because a peach looks like it has a slit or crack in it. Ever heard the song "peaches and cream"? It's about cumming inside a woman. This is old, old pop culture stuff

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

The funny thing is when I think of eggs as related to gender my first thought is the fact that huevos in spanish is slang for balls.

[@katiejo3663]

"what if I just walk in with a football? WHICH ONE DO I GO IN THEN??!!" I love this.

[@Worldbuilder]

“Use whatever you like, just don’t pee on the floor or poo on the walls, and if you’d leave it like you’d found it, we’ll be happy.” Sheesh. How can be so hard…

[@beanson2323]

The part about using whatever bathroom you prefer or the part where people pee and poo on walls? 🤔

[@Worldbuilder]

@@beanson2323 using whatever bathroom. I’ve cleaned public bathrooms; peeing and pooping on walls seems quite easy, given how often it happens…

[@TheCoolSuperPea]

@@Worldbuilder I'm.... I'm so sorry... Yikes....

[@froggie7773]

Imagine being a little kid and trying to figure out what bathroom to go into. If I am confused by these then imagine a little kid trying to figure it out.

[@juliadandy6019]

Specially concerning if we are getting a child to choose between coffee and wine!

[@froggie7773]

@@juliadandy6019 mhm

[@inkii-y]

4:48 I noticed, i think the triceratops bathroom is a family bathroom (it looks wider, a triceratops would be a wider dino anyways) while allosaurus is a single bathroom, the angle makes it look thinner, which that dino would be. aka i think the dino sign is just to indicate bigger vs smaller bathroom

[@alittlemrzn9891]

But now imagine a child trying to find out which toilet their supposed to go and now their parents have to explain a lot of things

[@mysticknight1494]

Right like you'd have to give a sex ed lesson for half of these

[@opossumfinder]

Imagine being a parent and having to explain the rationale behind any of these to a 4 year old.

[@stephanieden4]

This is one of the most hilarious of Jamie’s videos! I would love to see more of these.

[@leobasketcase2986]

“Now back to the toilets.” I knew I wasn’t a woman when I noticed that flowers never grew where I peed.

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

I’d love to create flowers while peeing - but in the other hand it sounds fairly impractical, so maybe it’s good that I don’t 🤷🏼‍♀️🌷

[@szreniczka4730]

The one with dinosaurs reminded me of a joke of going to restaurant and replacing toilet door symbols by two objects stereotypicaly not attributed to any gender/genital and observing what people would decide of what object represents their gender.

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

That sounds like an amazing idea, like a hidden camera situation - see how long it takes some people to decide which room to walk into and slowly loose their minds 😂

[@familyminahan3343]

Hi! Just wanted to say thanks for helping me realize and come out as bi!! You and Shaaba have helped my anxiety so much with ur humor and comfort ! 🥰🏳️‍🌈

[@foodofthegods]

🎉🎉🎉

[@DeadFawn]

One problem with a lot of these is they've got double meanings that most children won't understand.

[@cryptica58]

⭐️

[@tuzzut7999]

furry

[@DeadFawn]

@@tuzzut7999 yes

[@Inkedalic3]

Exactly do they think children don't need to go to the bathroom?

[@MsBethylou]

The thing that infuriates me is when there are individual toilets but they are still gendered! I'm a teacher and we had to use a temporary location for school for a few months and the head tried to but gender signs on the toilet cubicles! I asked her not to but she did it anyway... so I took it down... she didn't notice!

[@quogglebot]

Good on you!

[@somespirit2511]

(tl;dr below) Yeah. I work as a gardener on graveyards, and on one of them the toilets are out of order for months now. They put portable toilets outside and while I usually don't have to go on those because we only have a few graves there which means we don't spend to much time on this particular graveyard and I use the toilets on another one, this time I had to go because my co-worker wanted to make a (short) trip to the hardware store, so I didn't want to wait in the car holding it in. There where two portable toilets, in fact one with a men's and one with a women's sign. My co-worker asked me when I came back to the car if they even had signs, and I said yes 😅 Tl;dr: I had to go to a portable toilet once and there where two, in fact one had a men's and one a women's sign lol

[@Mizugi7]

Wish we could just separate toilets to urinals or stalls. Like, do you wanna stand in a line and see other people? Or do you wanna pee in peace?

[@sheilarough236]

I just wish that handicapped stalls were universally larger. My mother uses a wheelchair when she’s out in public. I’ve taken her into stalls where there’s barely enough room for wheelchair & myself, let alone room for me to help her maneuver onto the toilet or even help her get her pants up or down

[@beth7935]

YES! Worked in disability services & not all toilets are big enough. So often, no-one asks people with disabilities what they actually need, & it shows.

[@tatiana4050]

Oh wow, in uk i never actually came across small disabled toilet, i think there might be some rules about this here. Like some small places won't have disabled toilets. But disabled toilets are usually large, often also marked as baby changing stations.

[@sweetenlemons8659]

@@tatiana4050 oh shit, those big stalls at the bathroom were for disabled people?? 😭😭 I used to skip class in those stalls since people couldn't see my feet easily. I would've used a different stall if I had known. Thanks for commenting..

[@tatiana4050]

@@sweetenlemons8659 they usually have more space for wheelchairs, also this pull down bar to help them onto toilet, and many have this alarm string just in case

[@e.458]

Coffee toilet : pee in the morning Wine toilet: pee at night

[@presentfuture7563]

I was thinking, coffee: makes you poop Wine: makes you pee These toilets are categorized by #1 and #2 and not gendered

[@Sybil413]

But where do I go in the afternoon??

[@cromchychipdip5982]

@@Sybil413 You aren't allowed to use the bathroom in the afternoon, that would be against the law.

[@e.458]

@@Sybil413 diaper?

[@qtsobb]

Me, a very feminine looking person who never drinks coffee but sometimes drinks wine: guess I'm going to surprise all the men in the 'wine' bathroom now

[@tillie_brn]

4:07 reminds me of the toilets at my university, there used to be separate toilets for men and women but they took the signs down and replaced them with pokémon to be more inclusive and signify that anyone can go to either 😁

[@thediseasedone9492]

They're trying to seperate the day drinkers, and the exhausted people.

[@juliadandy6019]

The true gender binary!! 😂

[@PigeonDetectivesFTW]

Honestly if that were the case I'd be down for that. Tidy daytime loo Vs puke on the floor/walls

[@fluffycloud8941]

Imagine a child just standing in front of the doors completely confused

[@Sam-zu5mr]

With everyone switching genders.....NOTHING would surprise me with kids these days. Most of them have no idea what's between thier legs.

[@nathank11]

@@Sam-zu5mr Yes they do. Theyre not sick in the head like these fkers.

[@rachelcookie321]

@@Sam-zu5mr no one is switching genders. People are just realising what their gender actually is. And I’m pretty sure everyone knows what they got going on down below. That literally has nothing to do with knowing your gender.

[@XXwhoknowsXX81]

I like your dino interpretation. I don't often laugh out loud at videos but here I did. Go forth and toilet with your fav dino 🤣

[@lmitz]

I think the ones with the dress versus pants actually make sense because it tells you "this bathroom has a stereotypical [whatever gender] on it so you can use it if you are that" rather than implying that you need the right genitals.

[@zeppie_]

What if I’m a woman who doesn’t wear dresses tho 🤔

[@inncubus666]

@@zeppie_ It's the same as cars on road signs not actually looking like the car you drive most of the time...recognisable symbology has its uses (the slippery road one always amuses me since the car would have to pass through itself to make the marks as shown; otoh I know what it means). If they have to have loos divided then presentation is a more sensible metric and people speak different languages or may be illiterate so icons will be used.

[@maskedmallard537]

It's not a dress; it's a cape. That means it's the superheroes bathroom. So unless you got some freaky ass super powers, you gotta use the other one. *sage nod*

[@MCR-ye6nb]

But what if your non binary, then you got no where to go

[@merrymerrymead7749]

I hope this will evolve into excellent and funny non-gendered toilet signs. Can we also just have individual cubicles with sinks, with larger ones for baby-change and disability (with hoists) with handwash, a drier/paper towels that work/have towels, sanitary product machines, sanitary and normal bins, mirror, and that are regularly cleaned please? This is the only toilet options that should be acceptable in new builds.

[@jennagrace1534]

I’d love if the signs just indicated what was inside. A urinal, a toilet, a change table, etc.

[@merrymerrymead7749]

@@jennagrace1534 That is a great idea! A choose your own adventure 😊

[@NoPlanHan]

@@noragranger3099 Please don't encourage abled people to use disabled toilets, they're there for a specific reason. If I need the toilet, I cannot use usual public facilities, and I can't stand and wait so even if it's free when you approach please don't.

[@mjustm2]

all the talk about bathroom signs made me remember a "there are the bathrooms" sign in a Bavarian (loose) equivalent to a pub which was (literally translated) "Beer Return"

[@beckyginger3432]

As an nb person I'm happy to be represented by tiny aliens

[@redacted7851]

Funny how people say "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus" but non binary people are the aliens? Lmao

[@redacted7851]

Funny how people say "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus" but non binary people are the aliens? Lmao

[@peacefulleopard8016]

I’m imagining a tiny alien with a little superhero mask, with a little bag running out a shop giggling...

[@seanfraser3125]

Idea: a gender neutral bathroom with multiple people on the sign, non just the nondescript (naked?) person and the person in the dress, but silhouettes of people wearing a variety of different outfits.

[@zeppie_]

The envy would obviously have sunglasses because envies are very cool

[@skyclaw]

With cool hats and preferably also epaulettes.

[@anne12876]

The best design I saw for gender neutral bathrooms was on one side a sign for "stand to pee" with only urinals and on the other side "sit to pee" with stalls. The sinks were shared by both sides in the middle.

[@pangolin1489]

"if it's yellow I love it" Not quite the video for that statement jamie XD

[@Nimatoir]

You walk in between the XX and XY doors and you get to X 3/4

[@j.844]

When I was ten, I visited my grandma in a hospital. I needed to pee and I saw one room with the typical male sign and one room with a sign reading "baby changing station". My first reaction was to use the first one thinking it was a neutral restroom. Yeah no, it was the mens' restroom. Of course the one with the sign "baby changing station" hanging over the pictogram was the womens' restroom. Because only women are allowed to change a babies diaper -_-

[@bmljenny]

Fortunately, this is changing and they're putting changing stations in more mens rooms.

[@j.844]

@@bmljenny Yes and also adding seperate rooms with a changing station.

[@sarahrapley3968]

The pizza slice fits into the pizza with a slice missing. Its turning genitals into pizza

[@GlaciesYin]

5:06 I remember hearing somewhere that some genetics classes in university stopped the practice of letting their students take genetics tests because people would realise that they had non-X X/Y chromosomes and have identity crises, because sex chromosomes are not just XX and XY

[@skyblanket4000]

i found out i had xy chromosomes last year and i just went “… lmao i gotta tell my brother, this is hilarious”

[@GlaciesYin]

Nice. I would love to find out someday because I have no expectations. Not everyone is ready for that though.

[@kiralonely1307]

I read that too!!! That they just don't do it, or even promote it, cause it was interfering with the like uni exams cause people would have whole identity crisises, which is so telling of how likely it is that intersexionality in terms of chromosomes is way more common than we assume it to be.

[@kiralonely1307]

@@GlaciesYin Honestly, I'm tempted to get tested, but I feel like part of me would be very disappointed if it was XX. Cause I'm a trans dude and in a lot of ways, my body feels like it's really tried to be male, even against the odds, and I guess I like the idea that I might be XY and my body just got a little confused, rather than having the process be that my brain is "wrong" or not the sex often associated with my genitals. It's just a weird place I'm at tbh. I hope one day it wouldn't bother me, like, I'm very secure in my manhood, but I'm not sure if I want to risk losing the part of me that holds onto th idea that my body just had a slip up in utero, instead of it being my brain, so to speak. (Not that being trans is a "slip up" in terms of like existing, but in relation to the cis binary bullshit spewed so often. While I don't like to associate most "sex based" things with gender and am well aware that even chromosomes mean jack shit in relation to sex as a whole, it's correlation not causation imo, there's something about that specific thing that bugs me a little and has stuck with me.)

[@CallMeSparkIe]

3:35 In german the nut makes like halfway sense, because we call it "Mutter", which can also mean "Mother"

[@lauratroy13]

Schon aber das wäre dann auch nur für Mütter wenn man es so genau nimmt

[@wiktoriab5686]

"If it's yellow, I love it" is probably one of the most relatable sentences I have heard in my entire existance.

[@BobBob-vy9ds]

I think if I were to own a business that had bathrooms inside, I would just have the signs "Urinals" and "Stalls" and that is what would be in the bathroom plus sinks.

[@Prickly_Cactus_1993]

Remember you are all loved, even if your family doesn't care everyone here does. Don't listen to anyone who puts you down, they are not worth your time. You are a amazing person and I'm proud of you all. Keep being your incredible selfs.

[@tomislavplaysguitar]

Thank you. 😊

[@Fietepower]

Thnaks really needed to hear that🥲🥺❤

[@dotjpeg-bng]

thank you very much ! this means alot as it applies to my current situation. have a wonderful day :)

[@devonlee1816]

I was having a really tough day today, and this sincerely made me feel much more loved. thank you so much

[@redacted7851]

Thank you so much for that 🙂

[@laughsoharditssilent]

also jamie your holsters and pistols reaction SENT me lol