Can Mormons Take a Joke? | Ear Biscuits

[@jodiekarra9781]

Rhett’s glasses are literally the exact same shape as Links only tinted and the frame is darker….they both definitely pull them off 👌🏼

[@Robot_Rebel]

Editor absolutely fighting for their life trying to track Rhett's middle finger

[@macseth]

Not that I didn’t enjoy this comment, because I did, but I also wanted to add that the tech we have today makes it very easy to do this now! Haha. You just select what you want the blur to follow and it’s pretty dang accurate.

[@WilhelmWilder]

​@@macseth I honestly didn't know this, I should have guessed but that's pretty cool!

[@macseth]

@@WilhelmWilder I’m glad that my comment was taken in a negative way because I totally wasn’t ragging on @robot_rebel haha I just wanted to spread the word that modern technology is wild!

[@WilhelmWilder]

@@macseth no, dude. Absolutely! Is that tech mainly on one program, or is it pretty widespread?

[@Robot_Rebel]

@@macseth I haven't upgraded my Premiere Pro or After Effects in years, maybe this reply is a sign to do so 😆 Thanks

[@Beafree1975]

From personal experience. A lack of communication can lead to arguments about crap that's unrelated to the real problem. So either work on communication (even if it hurts) or like Link said, agree it's not working out and end it. This was where my husband and I were at (we've been married for 23 yrs), we started communicating (yes, somethings did hurt) but we have been in a much better place than we were in yrs. The best advice I got that I believe helped us (mostly me) is "listen to listen and not to respond."

[@europeantechie]

A Mormon walks into a bar. Joke's over.

[@aubriellewright3716]

Good one mate

[@talmadgeskillman7678]

Rhett looks like Joseph Seed from Far Cry 5 with his glasses and his hair up.

[@kateforsgren960]

that’s what i was thinking!!

[@dylans.7606]

I can’t un see that now lmao 😂

[@bodhischulze2169]

Lmaoo this is an underrated comment man

[@hippiechickie18]

Omg that's exactly what I was thinking and was going to comment until I was like nah I bet no one remembers that game. Glad I'm not the only one 😂

[@21stcenturymusicman]

Links line of “Oh you’re locking yourself in the garage again” killed me idk why. 😂 just the vocalizing of an inner thought was so unexpected

[@jekanyika]

I like how they blur out the finger in one camera but not in the other

[@Aceship]

Cats don’t need to be convinced. They just need consistency and they communicate differently to dogs. Tail wagging means anger and squinting means love because they can’t make all the expressions a dog can. If you give a cat consistency, they will love you madly and greet you with excitement when you get home and cuddle up to you when you sit or lay down.

[@brothernorb8586]

What kills a relationship and a sign it's not worth it is CONTEMPT

[@misterdoctor9693]

I really appreciate the differentiation between debate and argument. I hate conflict and hostility, but I love exploring a difference of ideas.

[@elijahthekid1770]

Oh they’re gonna change the title on this weeks too 😂😂 love you guys

[@Abby-jp6di]

What was the title when you commented? I'm curious if they changed it

[@ladrac198]

I'm an ex Mormon who still lives in Utah and the thing about Mormons being able to identify each other is completely accurate. I work at a pharmacy as a technician and find myself unconsciously labeling who I think are the Mormons as they come in every day.

[@eerice704]

Absolutely, you can just tell

[@mailewaite2123]

Same!

[@radioactivetrees9626]

Mormons have a look. It's painfully obvious.

[@morganwalz3938]

It’s called the glaze

[@anandabricker3396]

Around 1:15 I could feel the cadence that is the real world “found” video intro, just updated. Don’t worry it lives in my head too Rhett and it brings me joy. :)

[@calculatechaos]

Guys why are we still shilling for better help? Thought we were on the same page that this company should not continue to exist.

[@killerconman311]

My wife and I have 2 cats who LOVE us and run to us when we get home, I think there’s just more of a personality spectrum with cats

[@punxie89]

Each cat that I've had the luck of knowing has had a very different personality from the others. And it really takes time to really get to know each one's likes/dislikes/quirks

[@kne0777]

I'm on Rhett's side, I'm only 5'4" but I'm a fast walker and people who walk slow drive me bonkers.

[@punxie89]

I'm 5'7" and walk fast, and it's one of my biggest pet peeves, especially when it's an entire group walking like snails and blocking the entire sidewalk 😭

[@aug8478]

Affectionate cat does not equal dog like. People need to stop comparing the two.

[@chigggg]

Rhett can say it but no one else

[@mitchellee88]

agreed. framing it as if cats being affectionate is an unnatural thing is anti-cat propaganda >:(

[@Happy_Bnzo_Puppy]

My cat also loves listening to you. 😻 Oh and my cat always waits at the windows when she hears my car and then comes running down and miaos for 2 minutes to greet me.

[@BibbyLou99]

24:30 it’s actually safer to be without gloves because then they can only punch as hard as it won’t hurt their own hands. With gloves, they don’t have to worry about how hard they’re punching

[@Donmelissanicky]

I totally get what Jenna was saying about burning things that she’s written on a piece of paper. Many years ago, our family started doing that on New Year’s Eve. We write down things we want to release from the previous year and then burn the paper and let that shit go.

[@AlbrightNow7]

@@Donmelissanicky I started this tradition for myself on new years too except I burn my intentions for the next year as a way to manifest. 🩶

[@toxicskull548]

As a Mormon I can say it is easy to find others that are also practicing mormons

[@MichaelCarter-qf2jz]

Practicing Mormon here, the ability to spot other individuals who practice my faith is actually quite shocking sometimes. A few months ago my family and I visited Universal Studios Attraction park and ended up in line beside another mormon family. My “Mormon tingle” was firing the moment I saw them lol. Nothing weird or off putting. Just the aura if you will. It’s always a good laugh

[@radioactivetrees9626]

Aura? Maybe but definitely the hair, clothes, posture.

[@jared.b.rekless]

Brother Rhett, I'll be 100% honest with you, I've never once looked at your eyes and said "that's effed up" idk about anyone else but if you feel better about it post op then good for you

[@catpie_03]

“Sock update” is sending me

[@rosies9362]

I would be so pissed if my husband pulled up the heights of Olympic power walkers when I was just asking him to walk at the same pace as me. Monumental missing of the point.

[@SandyHolmes0001]

I just realised this now after years of listening to Ear biscuits on KZbin that on Spotify, they posted new episode every Monday, and on KZbin, every Wed/Thursday. D: On Spotify, there's already episode 442..

[@joyce696]

37:41 off topic, i love Stevie’s voice… would love to listen to her all thee time 😊😊

[@gratitudemodestyhonesty]

The fact that Rhett has not read or heard about sleep chronotypes and thinks that you can just decide to become a morning person is willld to me 😂 Spoken like a true morning person

[@brqxton8974]

as a person with a circadian rhythm disorder that puts me outside of every chronotype, you absolutely can change it. Exercise is the absolute most important part of it. When you wake up you have to be active if you want the rest of your day to fall into line.

[@Chrisywith1s]

I hope one day this sponsorship ends

[@Noneofyourbyisness]

Lmao. Get over it.

[@Chrisywith1s]

@@Noneofyourbyisness what’s the point of this comment…. Genuinely

[@aundrealauzon]

To the part about arguing, something I wish I would have learned earlier in my relationship is do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy? Just think about that for a minute. And definitely try counseling.

[@oldmatttv]

Link's right about the night owl thing. It's well established that people have different "internal clocks" and it's exactly the way that those people will feel most alert and be the most productive later in the day and later in the night, and forcing your clock to a morning person's clock is going to make you feel worse and do worse. That said, many careers and societal things require you to compromise to an extent almost regardless of what you do.

[@TwentySevenist]

Mormon here... it was so weird for me when napoleon dynamite came out because it has a lot of Mormon cues in it. I was watching a different movie than what a lot of my Californian classmates were watching.

[@JuliaShumilo-s2j]

Needed somthing to chill to and this came out two minutes ago… felt it in my spidey senses

[@Happy_Bnzo_Puppy]

Same 👏

[@Chalepastel]

3:57 he didn't said that he wasn't, cause I swear, sometimes on GMM... you kinda wonder... that's all i'm gonna say

[@jessicainga26]

I actually flip off my sister’s cat with love on a daily basis and I’m being so serious.

[@jmaice83616]

I'm Mormon and I can take a joke. This is great!! 😊

[@Kbot95]

Me too 😊

[@MonsterBurn74]

My English bulldog lulu falls asleep to ear biscuits and watchs you every morning with me like intensely a 4K 70 inch tv does wonders for a pups brain! 😂

[@paige99]

That last voicenail would've been perfect for the perfect person pod

[@catagris]

Thanks for the cool topics and honestly love the call in show. reminds me of 90s radio. Hope your eyes heal well!

[@LesleyMrs]

Love the call shows best❤

[@VikingNidhogg]

My buddy is doing the slap fighting. He's on this season of powerslap

[@kinjiru731]

I asked ChatGPT... Q: Do people with longer legs naturally walk faster than people with shorter legs? A: Yes, people with longer legs tend to have a natural advantage in walking faster because they generally have a longer stride length. This allows them to cover more ground with each step, potentially resulting in a faster walking speed. However, walking speed is also influenced by factors such as fitness level, muscle strength, and walking technique, so leg length is not the only determining factor. Q: Do longer-legged people have to "work harder" to walk at a certain pace than people with shorter legs? A: Not necessarily. Longer-legged people typically take fewer steps to cover the same distance as shorter-legged people, so they may not have to "work harder" in terms of the energy required to walk at a given pace. In fact, their longer stride can make it easier for them to maintain a certain pace without exerting more effort. However, if both long- and short-legged people are walking at a pace that is outside their natural comfortable speed-whether faster or slower-both might feel an increased effort. For longer-legged people, walking slower than their natural stride might feel more awkward, while shorter-legged people might have to increase their step frequency to keep up with the same speed, which could feel like more work. But in general, leg length alone doesn't imply that one group works harder to maintain a certain pace. Q: What's the average height of olympic gold medal winners in speedwalking? A: The average height of Olympic gold medalists in speedwalking typically ranges between 5'8" (173 cm) and 6'0" (183 cm) for men, and around 5'4" (162 cm) to 5'8" (173 cm) for women. While height can play a role in stride length, success in speedwalking is also heavily influenced by technique, endurance, and overall fitness, so athletes of varying heights have won gold medals. Speedwalking requires precise form and adherence to rules, which are more crucial than height alone.

[@peachykeen3335]

I wear glasses to prevent migraines and it helps so much!

[@AlbrightNow7]

The beginning feeling in relationships Rhett is talking about is called limerance. It truly is an increase in happy chemicals which leaves your brain over time and the feeling dissipates. Brains are weird 😂

[@brittanyclark1226]

My very Baptist brother inlaw wears a bow tie and suspenders 😂

[@Liljmonster]

28:03 night shift nurse losing to this podcast at 0400 living my best life 😅

[@aaroncedillo9150]

Cat's appreciate it when you present them with The Bird

[@AlbrightNow7]

I absolutely burn shit on the regular and also have a metal burning bowl. You can definitely sell it and I’d buy it 🤣🤣

[@Sarritabonitaa]

Love how the front view of the finger is blurred but the profile is Not 😂

[@SuperAlliekat]

My cat got used to you guys pretty quickly. She's scared of all men in real life, though. Unfortunately, I think she had bad experiences with men or at least one man. She's been through a lot in her life, only some of it documented. But she used to flinch when I tried to touch her, and think I was going to kick her. She warmed up to me pretty quickly, but nothing's changed her feeling that men are dangerous and to be hidden from.

[@becca7632]

Need to hear more about the eye procedure! Link cut him off and said we'll come back to that and didn't 😅😂

[@randallsunderland4331]

As someone who works nights…. It’s treacherous for your health!

[@Riftey97]

Agreed.

[@MafaldaDonton]

Great analysis, thank you! A bit off-topic, but I wanted to ask: I have a SafePal wallet with USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). How can I transfer them to Binance?

[@MichelleMills1972]

The only time you will see a bow time at a Southern Baptist church is when Sheldon Cooper attends.

[@arika6]

My neighbors cat meowing randomly outside at 11:18 😂

[@Bryan-b1r2i]

With those glasses I want Rhett to yell OVER THE LINE!!!

[@MrsBrdak]

Wait wait wait wait wait. My husband is going to LOSE IT 😭 “how high is Rhett today”

[@Ana-zz7hp]

as an ex-baptist, y’all are giving me a complex

[@awesomeadamfrom2099]

Awesome job boys with the podcast see you tomorrow hopefully and this Friday is my birthday I m gonna be 30 I know rhed same day as me

[@MichelleMills1972]

I think Rhett means Jon Hamm in sweatpants.

[@kinjiru731]

The glasses actually look good IMO.

[@RichSDet]

Want to get up at the crack of dawn with purpose? Join the military! My nickname for Link is precocious.

[@Sarritabonitaa]

Actually it plays “closure” by chevelle ⭐️

[@NoMythSmith]

A Mormon walks into a bar... Then walks into a hospital with a broken nose.

[@holdenvore4415]

because they don’t drink or strict anti mormon signage

[@kylejensen7024]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidkholland2415]

Look what I can do Polly lol

[@annaburtenheim5310]

I am still best friend with my ex fiance :) We were great friends, horrible partners! xD WE have been friends for 12 years next year, ex's for 10

[@jackie552]

Jenna is a witch and I’m so here for it!! 😆 🧙‍♀️ 🔮 🍃 💨

[@Tavia_Marino]

Jenna is 100% into moon work and witchcraft and I am here for it 😆🙌🌗

[@dreammachine7625]

i love ear biscuits wonderhole and gmmore :)

[@cactusbuds2979]

I grew up next to lots of Mormons when I was younger and had many friends who were in the church. I have a lot of friends who are ex-Mormon now lol.

[@guttergreen]

Count me out on the gross eye procedure

[@corbinkmecheck1233]

Im so so happy i got out of the mormon cult

[@elviraramirez7170]

RHETT AT A FAYE WEBSTER CONCERT WHATTT

[@ferisera]

Set up the slapping schedule that works for you!

[@BlueLampShade1214]

Hi! I hope you don’t have too much anxiety about your eyes Rhett. I just started really watching you guys maybe a couple weeks ago. And I’ve been checking out like every channel. I love background KZbinLol. But I’ve never once noticed your red eyes. If you like them & wanna try a new look, cool. :) But don’t do something only because there are “too many comments” about it. That’s not fair to yourself. All love :)

[@mish5820]

12:34 “I will Rhettily admit…”

[@edoggpro6532]

My cat when i get home runs to me and meows. Hes part dog i think

[@tomcuthbert-sayers1451]

no. no. no. them slap fights are worse than boxing. firstly, in all other fighting sports you can defend yourself. secondly, most of those slaps are not "slaps" per se, but rather hitting with the base of your palm. with no gloves. basically bare knuckle fighting. c'mon man.

[@kaylerlou24]

Bahaha i love how you mentioned the baptists dont dance haha. I would consider myself Baptist but i go to a Missionary Alliance church lol but i LOVE that joke lol. Except I dance A LOT!...especially to worship music😅😊

[@freetshirt_250]

I need those glasses

[@kinjiru731]

29:17 - IOW fake it til you make it.

[@jkeck]

Mormon’s think the garden of Eden is Jackson county, MO. I live there. It is not.

[@thesvc2006]

is Jenna a witch?? i love this!

[@lizap9237]

I like the glasses.

[@iamarfa]

Rhett's sunnies omg 😍

[@michellehumphrey1177]

The first minute of this podcast I’m like… is link just a lil high right now?

[@BrickTamlandOfficial]

i'm surprised rhett brought up how frequently link will interrupt him. its kinda weird to be honest like link wants to drive the entire conversation for the entire podcast.

[@Qubertmer]

It would be cool if this was also recorded with a VR camera. I’d love to feel like I’m sitting in the room during the podcast

[@electra424]

love

[@davidkholland2415]

Link for those glasses

[@tangelite9968]

Releasing vessel.

[@Gswfansince2015]

Rhett cult leader look suits him

[@TheSisisa2]

Joseph Seed

[@dinahhenry7320]

Baptist don't drink lol

[@MrTobytat2]

If you take a Baptist fishing, do you know why you always take at least 2? If you take only 1, he'll drink all your beer.

[@brothernorb8586]

Good mythical burning😊

[@tina37425]

I don't find anything humorous in anything religious views and it's toxic to the human being 😮😢

[@MarkTravis-l6g]

Why havent you guys ditched Better Help yet? Everyone should they are a terrible company.

[@debs11100]

Rhett you are so wrong, get Stevie out of your head and be a good husband/father.

[@elizabethb1096]

People in cults generally can’t

[@bourbonernie9534]

Maybe but Muslims sure can't :-/