Can Paracers Do That??? - ARK Survival Evolved

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[@Mr.Moptheman]

Most appropriate Simon quote ever, "instincts put me in the hole!"

[@Devin_Stromgren]

It's been far too long.

[@Gamerafighter76]

Classic Simon.

[@maileemai9893]

Simon: "Insticts put me in a hole". Me: That sounds about right. Gotta love consistency. 😅💗💗

[@Devin_Stromgren]

Consistency? It feels like forever since Simon has been stuck in a hole.

[@haeuth684]

Devin Stromgren yes

[@philmmccormick2879]

I don't know how Simon doing the most simple of things correctly makes me so happy.

[@gooiemage9030]

It's because we've watched him grow from a tiny baby boy into a human man warrior gamer.

[@markcunningham2243]

@@gooiemage9030 Almost :)

[@0megaX777]

I’m so proud of him!

[@kevinaustin5342]

LOL... "We're incompetent" replied to with an enthusiastic "YEAH!"

[@manslayer691]

They definitely are incompetent in ark nobody would tame a Rex under 140 130 at least when tranq darts and rifle is available

[@hellermartialarts]

"We're imcompetent" I'd buy that shirt

[@serfunbun3564]

I'd buy the shirt, hat, and put it on my gravestone

[@jynx3662]

I was at the store today, trust me someone already beat them to it. Most of the outfits screamed it.

[@Gamerafighter76]

Eeyup.

[@worldcomingdown6713]

I can’t help but think of poor R.V. anytime I see a Paracer! Miss you buddy! (A special thanks to my editor, Tyrant, for catching my mistake!)

[@TyrantJaeger]

Uh, the big things they're riding are called paracers. A parasaur are those duck looking dinosaurs.

[@worldcomingdown6713]

Tyrant thanks you even got a shoutout!

[@spottyhead]

"Easy is the hard for us" Self-awareness is important and you guys harness it well

[@soshiryuu8592]

The hard ones are almost not even fun anyway.

[@Raeinok]

They say that but don't cryopod the Rexs.

[@BlindErephon]

@@soshiryuu8592 Honestly I didnt really care for any of them. Maybe it was just me using blunt force and like a dozen rexes but it was just......eh.

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

Simon in particular

[@karenestavillo5587]

nice pic lmao

[@Rkast14]

“Just gotta make our way down here” damnit upset nobody started MAKIN OUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY

[@TwoStacks217]

Takes everything you've got

[@iminsane84]

@@TwoStacks217 Sure would help a lot

[@mitchacho_]

Wouldn’t you like to get away...

[@TwoStacks217]

@@iminsane84 you forgot taking a break from all your worries

[@JJtoob]

I've heard they do it more often than we know, so I'm guessing the editors are just trying to keep it rare so we don't get tired of it, and so it's more special when it makes it into a recording.

[@XRandomLuckX13]

3 of the largest mountain goats scaled down a cave wall... Almost as good as that time Neebs and 2 frogs made a journy!

[@pmr4123]

Bedtime for my grandchildren just got longer.

[@Devin_Stromgren]

Have you heard The Tale?

[@squallstopher608]

Simon getting stuck in a hole right after Dora told him to follow his instincts couldn't have been any more perfect

[@jrlong1217]

Simon: "I would love to be murdered listening to this beautiful water" Me: I like his thoughts on being murdered.

[@mikepiepgrass3182]

Pro Tip: Dinos can follow each other. When you have a large group to move, you can use this to get them to go in single file. 1. Mount Dino A and whistle Dino B to follow 2. Mount Dino B and whistle Dino C to follow 3. etc. etc. 4. Mount Dino A and lead the pack. Setting their follow distance to medium when doing this can help prevent them from getting stuck on each other as well. Please help us out and stop with the cluster-fucks. Please.

[@kevinmason4917]

Or they could just use cryo pods and have all the dinos in their pockets.

[@Dooglet]

or cryopods, wont take long to unfreeze everything with 5 of them playing

[@talyn3932]

Lol, I think they know. They get a lot done off camera... how else would they have the mats for ascendant stuff. Clusterfucks are part of the show's charm. I'm sure its on purpose.

[@Dud3itsj3ff]

David Boero they have the mats because their server is boosted like crazy! 😅

[@TacPhoenix]

@@Dud3itsj3ff yes, and they grind off screen. It's a show, they do it to be fun to watch. 10 episodes of metal grinding for a single rifle isn't fun to watch.

[@steel_palidin4292]

Been watching you guys since you started Conan. My dad had passed away and I found it so hard to laugh at anything, when I found the Conan series I fell in love with you all. I have watched through that whole series more times than I could guess. Keep up the great work guys.

[@NeebsGaming]

I'm so glad we can help you smile my friend. Best Wishes Steel Palidin!

[@stevekravitz3462]

It always feels good to watch these every Saturday just watching a bunch of 40 yr olds playing a survival game

[@Malwontae]

Best form of Saturday evening TV to sit and watch while having dinner.

[@zachgreen4182]

It's my saturday morning cartoon. Lol I love it.

[@doodlegoose2262]

You know that’s not unusual right?

[@Gamma_Hydra]

15:03 That spinning Alpha Carno reminded me of my dog before a walk.

[@Malwontae]

Prehistoric Zoomies!

[@channelthatinolongeruse9579]

Malwontae XD

[@blze0018]

Wait, I'm confused, the whole group was mostly competent this episode. is everyone okay?

[@RealYankee]

at the same time, the most complex thing that happened was them scaling down a wall.

[@tpespos]

Yeah but the waterfall sign!

[@blze0018]

@@RealYankee true, but if anyone could screw that up, it's this group.

[@rondeguzman4097]

the calm before the shit storm 😋

[@kalebdudley1868]

God I got scared when Simon walked up to the waterfall and in the corner of his screen you could just barely see a alpha raptor😂

[@gracieraines8615]

Yassssss I love Ark day!!

[@ianchristian2447]

I haven’t been keeping up with this series but it’s super cool

[@boeboefish4674]

Same

[@Secret_Takodachi]

These were some epic journeys today; it was almost as epic as the time Neebs sailed two frogs across the ocean!!!

[@pmr4123]

Man...I'm so impressed...I just can't believe...after all these YEARS...Neebs finally used a that's what she said joke correctly!

[@mitchacho_]

If ‘falling in holes’ was a national sport, Simon would be the Lebron James of it.

[@Usa_mikek]

"Instincts put me in the hole!". Best Neebs Gaming t-shirt quote of the month.

[@bradlygamez4549]

The fact that they don’t know about the other easier entrance is hilarious

[@shredx7169]

I KNOW RIGHT, I was cringing the whole time especially when you remember that one or two of the guys actually used that entrance to get out of the aberration zone

[@Lyserus]

It makes a good episode tho

[@Thulgore]

@DAY Deuced I see you are looking for attention. *pats you on the head* Feel better? Dats a good boy. Love'ems

[@jhovanygonzalez8581]

I wouldn’t recommend eating a crayon, there’s a good chance its toxic. You should probably eat a sandwich instead

[@omarkamel3662]

On the positive side, it was fun to watch and all 3 Paracers are alive!

[@questionmark05]

Of course Simon's instincts put him in a hole lol. Good job getting out team. Ah neebsylvanina memories. Fletcher for PONG

[@Jammen690]

I just queued up the Simon fell in a whole song after that.

[@christiannazario5076]

Best ark series ever, best game series ever. The way you guys keep your in game character at all times is so funny and also makes it way more interesting too watch. Neebs gaming = best gaming

[@brainflash1]

2:13 His name is DOCTOR BALL and you will show respect!

[@JaytheOstrich17]

I said 'Good day sir!'

[@Alte.Kameraden]

2:30 find it funny as I soloed all the bosses on the Island with my own bred army of T-Rexes. Including the overseer. Took me about a year of playing to get to that point though in which I could succeed but. Man getting that Implant and level cap boost was worth it personally, felt a tad proud.

[@penginpunkin1487]

I'm so happy you guys now know the "fall from infinite hight and live" thing. If there is no one on the animal it doesn't take fall damage

[@BretekV]

Neebs was trying to jump off just before the paracer hit the ground though. Generally good if you want to also not take damage when riding a smaller dino. But the big ones you can stand on? You can dismount immediately and just stand on the dino as it falls, no one gets hurt its magical.

[@lucasunger1020]

Glad to see everyone having a good time this episode, in fact everyone seemed more competent than usual. Though that bit of self-awareness from Appsro was one of the best moments in this episode in my opinion. xD But seeing Simon do so well with the cryo pod and the parachute was absolutely amazing.

[@lolafromoz]

There was a time Thick and Appsro couldn’t even be in the same tribe, now look at them working together wrangling rexes. Warms the heart. Also glad Neebs Dora and Simon all made it down the hardest path they could have taken. I hope we get some good comedy watching them try to tame crabs.

[@tyboogie6318]

I got a neebs gaming ad about coffee and fried chicken when i clicked on the video. I love this channel 😂

[@yankeegmen90]

Man, the rare episode that was just was straight cooperation with no bickering. Watching Neebs, Doraleous, and Simon's Parasaur descent was actually really fun to watch.

[@wildwezul1]

I would have laughed my ass off if when they told Simon to "go off Instinct" you just hear him go, oh ok and see "Simon has left the game"

[@schrodingersgat4344]

"Jamaican ya way in the world ,today, take erryting you got. Take ya a break from all dem worry, sure would help allot. Won't ya like to get away... sometime i and i want to go where errbody know ya name. An dem all be glad ya came...'

[@Diddy23]

Simon fell in a hole... 😂 Nothing has changed in YEARS

[@shihtzulady1978]

Pretty impressed with their getting the paracers safely down into that hole. Took a lot of finesse and good timing. Well done, Simon, Dora and Neebs. Well done, indeed.

[@eugenejacquelinebaca5946]

That red tree and waterfall was incredible, love the dinosaur parade it was so chaotic but funny. As for getting Crabs 😂 love it

[@ballistickittens3711]

Simon, Doraleous, and Neebs together, are like Ham, Cheese, and Crackers.

[@o_code_o7446]

this might be the most perfect episode ever.... especially after that horde base

[@martinstenevebenstad8208]

9:26 simon is fighting a wall lmao. reminds me of me and my wife.

[@tjgingerninja7844]

Also, are you guys interested in Crystal isles? Dunno if you've discussed that in any neebscasts, I usually fall asleep during those (take it as a compliment, your voices are soothing)

[@TyHaddoxGTZinn]

"instincts put me in the hole" said every man ever.

[@StratBlackFishRa]

"Simon, paint your dinosaur". "I DON'T WANT TO PAINT MY DINOSAUR! How do, how, How do I what with the paint.. on the dinosaur, I don't wanna do this. This is bullshit".

[@Mr.Moptheman]

The way that dora timed the complete with the landing was just super satisfying

[@TedBackus]

in the south west of the valguero map, there is a Really cool looking waterfall + ruins + red/white sole tree in the middle....it looks super cool

[@RavenAdemiusXephion]

Moments like this end are what I'm in for.. Cinematic as hell, great music, and a grand and epic Simon and Neebs part of a mission, knowing that as awesome as it was, next episode is going to be a total fail, but like I said, this moment was the best

[@Tes2T]

I love this paracer waterfall cave diving. We all know paracer's are natural climbers :D It just makes it so much better knowing there's another way where they could've just walked in :P

[@inccorectbred8049]

These guys should do the new scrap mechanic survival together

[@Vatsyayana87]

They plan to, i see you hate neebscast like myself lol, but yeah pretty sure they said they were gunna

[@ZeethK92]

I can't wait to see them struggle.

[@General_KSA]

Liking every video coming from this channel before watching it, that's how confident I'm about them.

[@mossy40k]

Think Simon wins the "Pimp my Paracers" competition 😆

[@KatieCatWalker]

Every day is like birthdaysand Christmas's combined when they upload a video. Presents filled with laughter, wtf Simon and omg I sooo saw that coming a mile away... Ope. Didn't see that one coming. Happy dancing, tears and some rage. Then back to laugher again. All kinds of goodies from these 40yr old boys.

[@boeboefish4674]

I love how every week I get to sit back and relax and watch you guys play my favorite game in the world. You always make me smile and brighten my day. Keep it up 👍😁✌️

[@MaruWolf]

seeing neebs use his knowledge for the dismount before you hit the ground trick made me feel really proud.

[@AwareWolfOnWheels]

I have never been so proud of Simon in my entire life!

[@hyenaknight5083]

10:04 that Skyrim reference made me happy! 😊😊😊

[@PowPowPixie]

Yay for 99% competent teamwork. Simon getting out of that hole successfully and without dying was soooo satisfying.

[@heraldjakobs]

I got a Neebs Gaming Coffee KZbin ad, on a Neebs Gaming video, I'm a happy person.

[@99thsketchythought]

I wanna see their ad on something more mainstream, could you imagine seeing a NEEBS Coffee add on TV? No, neither can I, I don't mess with TV but you know what I mean.

[@ReaperChild79]

The best in advertising today.

[@ReaperChild79]

@@99thsketchythought that's right up there with Sam Jackson asking "What's in your damn wallet" for Capital One.

[@kradxx1926]

Man Simon “looks” like he knows what hes doing. Keep it up guys!!!!

[@MrSjr2004]

Everything about this episode. LOVE IT!! Simon, Dora and Neebs working working together YES!!!

[@kingkracker1998]

never tell simon to go off his instincts lol

[@ShadowUzi]

An episode where nothing goes wrong and everything works out. This needs to be celebrated.

[@ismaelcontreras384]

Been a viewer for years you guys have helped me through the most boring and stressful times in my life and taken away my time from homework. Thank you

[@michaelallen2501]

I need a random song every episode of anything you ever film. Those make my heart smile.

[@Gamerafighter76]

We need Simon falling into a hole every now and then; it’s his natural instinct. It was fun to see you guys getting your Paracers and Rexes in different areas.

[@captainbear6188]

you guys know that there is an easier entrance to the cave system? Its along the shore line North West of the Green obelisk, around Lat 40 longitude 54. Its the Entrance that Thick uses. Why didn't you guys ask him about it? That cave system is all linked together, there are several entrances that can get you in there, 2 of them are under water, which I don't recommend using, then there are the 2 that you guys have used, and I am certain that there are at least 2 more scattered around the map. I think one is in the redwoods, but i am not certain. Still haven't found it yet.

[@christianhaile9211]

Everytime I look at that hole, it reminds me of The Hidden World from How to Train your Dragon 3 (8:51) !

[@avastark2602]

oh my gosh, yes it does

[@Alf20783]

I love this videos in which they get this small victories. I guess the fact that they lose a lot makes this small victories even better. Go team Neebs.

[@nepocrates]

I have been getting bored with these but watching neebs actually solve an issue and there was no whining made this a good episode

[@fireelemen6]

I was genuinely impressed Simon was able to successfully cryopod the paracer and parachute down. And while if it was my friends, I'd expect them to do that without effort, for some reason it made me proud when Simon did it.

[@medicwebber3037]

LOVED how Doraleous’ happy, and oh so proud “Simon!” turned into resigned, sweetly patronizing “Simon....”as Simon first nailed then failed the cryopod/parachute move.-all with the background epic hero music build-up! (Though, in the end, he probably took less damage.) Actually made me bust out laughing.

[@_highonstrife6410]

just to be clear...your dino only takes fall damage when you're mounted on it

[@samuelo7354]

Yes

[@Panda-dw1he]

Incorrect

[@bradydomina9949]

Paul Ashurst nope

[@weewilliam6967]

@@Panda-dw1he nope they definitely dont take fall damage if not being mounted

[@zamoriansreign]

Paul Ashurst you clearly don’t play the game if you think that

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

The Great Paracer wall surfing adventure of 2020

[@Bug_Sikkema]

In this episode Simon uses instinct, gets stuck in hole

[@NeoMorphUK]

Quote of the week... @2:50 Appsro: “Exactly... We’re incompetent!” 😂

[@trautsj]

Watching the Para adventure was sorta like the Ark equivalent of extreme offroading. lol Also the whole time I was just like: "Use poke balls tho!"

[@theochristie4875]

"Hey, dis dinosaur stepped on my Sandwich!"

[@damodval4316]

Love how they randomly started singing Dr. John

[@Nick-82]

Cryo pods would make the transportation of those rexes so much easier

[@spdutahraptor777]

True...but i think the idea is for them to be stationed at the red obelisk....besides i'm guessing the resources for 15-20 pods are a pain in the butt (i don't know..never crafted one)

[@Choombingus]

Seba1805 they’re super easy to get but it’s like a 300 second cool down every time you toss a Dino out so it’s probably easier to just move em

[@karenestavillo5587]

Nothing G.A.Y official pve servers doesnt have waiting time aka cryo sickness

[@lordmaelstrom1269]

I'm usually annoyed by the ads on KZbin... but the "Neeb's Coffee" ad was worth the minute it took out of my life. Appsro, never change! :)

[@demortis]

Gotta love it when Simon delivers on: "go off of instinct"; ends up in a hole. XD And then later, has the best quote: "what am I not getting off?!"

[@99thsketchythought]

lol, didn't think of that.

[@UnitedStatesMarineCorpsRoblox]

Simon always gets stuck in a hole 🤣🤣🤣

[@CptSpudders]

Fun fact - The waterfall they visit at 5:30 has been updated by wildcard to a memorial. The story is there was a husband and wife who played together a lot and she sadly passed away, yet her body was persistent in their server just always asleep. So his tribe and other tribes on the server came together and built a memorial shrine to house her in game body at the base of the red tree and it was an agreed mutual ground for meetings out of pure respect. Now it has a shrine before the stairs with a motif saying "In memory of all those who have ascended" with little shoulder pet statues dotted around and some torches lighting the path. Its actually more beautiful now and I highly recommend checking it out in game.

[@mr_kojack7707]

Besides the amazing videos what i really love about Neebs Gaming is that the content is still the same in over 4 years that's rare to see it's incredible!

[@LicensedCrown]

A dash of patience an ounce of love and a pound of kindness

[@babychewbacca9211]

Simon’s goofy colored Paracer looks like if one of Dora’s many thumbnail abominations came to life and began walking to its death. Love you Dora!

[@Mr.Grimm_380]

Nice job Simon!! We gotta give Dora some credit though, he was the first one to jump with no hesitation.

[@TheFuzzypuddle]

Can we recognize how much Simon was gaming when he used the cryopod and parachute in quick order. That was solid gamer gaming right there.

[@demandred1957]

Love how you guys finally started using Dimorph's.

[@spdutahraptor777]

Yeah...but they still haven't use their full potencial...it's a shame because a flock could have made that bug cave 10 times easier

[@nathankozak9184]

You guys has a perfect opportunity to play Simon's stuck in a hole song again

[@AndromedaGPS]

This feels like the 6th book of harry potter if it were actually entertaining. Love how you guy make transportation and long walks the funniest thing! Love you guys!

[@taylorkoenig6489]

Literally 20 min before I had to leave for work. You guys are the best! Thank you!

[@heavenshellfire4198]

Hey neebs gaming I just wanted to say that I’ve been here since your very first ark survival evolved episode, and I’ll never leave this channel

[@NeebsGaming]

Hey Thanks, Cheers!

[@ghost2172]

My fondest memories of Appsro and anything related to "Spaghetti" was of a submarine he absolutely hated.....Damn I hope Subnautica 2 works out!

[@deangelorazo8146]

I love these guys sm continue being great ❤

[@snivelysneed45]

@Neebs The song you're singing at 3:15 is called "Iko Iko" and is a New Orleans song! It's about two Mardi Gras Indian tribes' confrontation in traditional fashion!

[@capitalPz]

I don’t play ark myself, but I’ve watched every one of needs gaming’s ark videos, many twice. I JUST NOW realized that the name of the animal is a “paracer “. I always thought it was just Neebs’ hillbilly accent saying “parasaur “. You guys are all fucking awesome. Thick44 for PONG.

[@madood100]

Your videos are awesome love the sense of humour makes me laugh everytime. Also the part where you were going into that cave was epic

[@funkynibblet]

Please move to those waterfalls!!! Would love to stare at that backdrop during these episodes!!!

[@michaelburnett8166]

OMG I love you guys so much. Workin this Memorial weekend. Was looking forward to a vid from you guys. "grabs a beer" cheers to you for makin my day so much better!!!

[@danphredman]

Did anyone else lose their mind and start shouting when Simon pulled his parachute? "Omg! SIMON! SIMON! Simon did it! He's alive! I love you simon! You're my hero! Wooooooh!"