Catapultasaur!!! - ARK Survival Evolved

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[@AnthonyCSN]

Sorry for the delay guys had an issue with the first render, hope you enjoy!!! :D

[@trevorpberg]

We have been anxiously waiting after both my son and my phones told us:)

[@Dan-Simms]

Thanks man. Keep up the great work!

[@christopherpeek2647]

What was the problem i didn't notice anything before

[@SagaciousDjinn]

You are forgiven. Just eat a spam sandwich on stream in front of simon and we're square.

[@westonreed9095]

It's cool I was confused

[@collinmeans8864]

"Why does everybody hate it here?" *Gets attacked by a sarco, a titanboa and a raptor within 50 yards of the base.

[@RambleOn07]

Neebs has the worst taste in environment

[@thefalloutphoenix]

Tbh it looks like a neat location but you'd need turrets and high level dinos to keep the place clear

[@soshiryuu8592]

@@thefalloutphoenix Not really, all you would need is a parasaur with a set on turret mode and aggressive. Best to make a small shed to keep it in just in case it specifically gets attacked. And the a swarm of dimorphodons, of like at least 10 decent levels or like 15-20 not so decent. Put all the dimorphs in a group whistle them to neutral (I think), get on the parasaur and whistle that group to follow. Boom one of the absolute best base defenses for early to mid game dinos.

[@micheljavert5923]

I think Neebs may have lived in Florida for a while.

[@joshr7505]

@@micheljavert5923 I think so too lol. I've lived in Fl all my life and every time I see neeb's base I think to myself "looks just like my backyard" lol it's nothing but swamp where I live

[@ytddxc]

Dora “we have the answer right in front of us “lol

[@chrisgriffin4012]

Best ending imo

[@joshuafitzroy356]

@@chrisgriffin4012 too true 😂

[@Ian-ie3hy]

Neebs..crabs have shells.

[@Cuzzo40]

I was in the middle of drinking juice when that line came up and spit it up all over my dinner 😢

[@thedinosaur2777]

I had to play it back. Too damn funny.

[@gamingjim5919]

"The safe word is Bill Murray" Gets knocked out... "GARFIELD!"

[@PureNightmare]

Could have been worse, they could have said "Bill Cosby"

[@thedinosaur2777]

@@PureNightmare well played

[@ayehtunohn]

@@PureNightmare It would have been more appropriate!

[@spdutahraptor777]

"yeah, he's definetly one with the bugs now, he's... inside one...Barvo Appsro" I insist.... Dora is the king of casual talking... I love it

[@kurtis626]

Poor Powder. Y'all done harassed him to death! Looks like y'all lied to the damned creature!

[@danielliew8698]

He was dead weight anyway.

[@jimmanis6717]

"Feed them spoiled meat and they'll be your friend forever"...worked for McDonalds

[@dawhandaonli5925]

McDonald's isn't real meat

[@renaissancebatman]

@xr7fan why so sensitive?

[@soshiryuu8592]

Well if you consider a dried out patty that never seems to go bad real meat. In all honesty though it's real beef and it'll actually never mold or anything, no shit something having to do with grease and moisture content. It essentially just becomes a thin hockey puck.

[@mrmalaysian]

You are all kinda right. As someone who worked there, it is meat that has been processed (almost to a paste so that any potential bones are grinded down) and formed into a patty. Research guys. Just do… like a tad bit of research.

[@thecrowe20]

@@mrmalaysian As someone who used to work there, you have my condolences.

[@codyrogoff8985]

ah it’s amazing they came up with a first. They got attached to a tame before taming it. named it. and killed it before taming it. perfect.

[@chriswhinery925]

That was Dora's karma for that deathtrap he made during the last 7D2D video.

[@commas1219]

That paracer got neeb'd

[@MrCrazyGameGuy]

They've really sped up the whole taming/killing process, they've perfected the art at this point.

[@Gamerafighter76]

Eeyup.

[@peabrain6872]

@@commas1219 neebs’d sounds better

[@southernantman]

I loved when he was trying to wake him up for the leech.

[@tapoemt3995]

Yeah, I've been in a mood lately and kinda hard to get me to smile but when I saw him spinning him, I had to laugh.

[@brandonflorez5575]

Yeah that was great

[@TheGlowstickHyperFR]

lol

[@quietone748]

Funny as hell!

[@MandaPanda3100]

I love Neebs' optimism. "I love this place." "This is going to be AWESOME!" It just makes me happy.

[@tniaSonmI]

“Well they knockout crabs” - almost spit out my cereal. Perfect ending

[@more-reasons6655]

"Coming up and sniffing, we can name him Powder" - Doraleous 🤔😏

[@serghurt56]

Gold pun

[@gremlin60]

use a Megatherium for the cave. when he kills a bug he get a bug buff that makes him do LOTS of damage to bugs

[@thetyler7401]

They are too big unless you constantly use cryopods, Deinonychus work well though

[@lho10101]

A barry or even a bear might be better considering how tight it is in there.

[@nickynoo8014]

We used them and it took one go! There's a couple of tight spots, but cryopods are a thing now

[@Darthcardel]

Frogs. AOE and get lots of cement paste and chitin.

[@Freekyeight]

you are expecting them to know what a megatherium is?

[@JABM-AU]

LMAO! These four lines pretty much made up the full story of the video for me. 😂 🤣 Neebs: Boulders don't knock this things... Dora: well, I think we have the answer right in front of our face don't we? Neebs: But they knockout crabs. Dora: Hrmf..

[@krafty8312]

lol " Thick! Go on without me!!" 2 seconds later " Help me!!!"

[@otakon17]

Does anyone else love the "death spasms" they do when their characters die in game? Am I the only one that giggles when that happens?

[@quietone748]

I think Simon started doing it, then Appsro followed, now all of them do it.

[@twiztidwoundz5832]

When abstro does the dolphin sound, that was a throwback :-D thanks for the episode guys, as always love’d it.

[@Tonyzeldaman3]

Second time is a charm! Finally recovering from panic. Thank jebuss

[@Pugbull342]

*teacher* : ok class, what comes before 15 *Me* : "breaks down door" AR!!!

[@TonecrafteLuthiery]

@@Pugbull342 Uhhhh please don't shoot up your school. I'll be your friend just keep the AR to yourself

[@Tonyzeldaman3]

@@Pugbull342 WHAT THE FUCK

[@BagOfAshes]

Happy Thoughts I think it’s a joke

[@JoshJos-Shwa]

Right.. I was like.. I seen it on my feed.. Where'd it go?

[@erod492]

"well I think we have the answer right in front of our face" love dora

[@gabrielmessam2374]

Yes, I've literally just tamed my first spino ever (named Spinocologist), and finished breeding rexes to fight bosses. And now this video dropped. This is a good day. Thank you neebs gaming!

[@briandoubleu2015]

That's a helluva name! Love it

[@ismailshtewi8560]

BEST. NAME. EVER.

[@Eventine18]

Two videos in a row ending with a back and forth between Doraleous and Neebs that has me crying laughing. So good

[@norsehick4564]

Getting back into ark after a few years and these videos still remind me of why this game is so fun. Also “Da da da da da “ as a death sound is meme gold

[@LaRivaN135]

Seriously cannot get enough of you guys! Thanks for the endless hours of entertainment!

[@Amalgamaniac]

"Do boulders not knock out the things? They knock out the crabs" Well... do tranqs knock out crabs? Because they knock out Paracers The answer is no to both btw haha. But it WAS fun to watch you try... and hey, you never learn if you don't try so... there's that xD Another great vid guys

[@AreEia]

Neebs voice when "he done goofed" is always adorable😂

[@MrReaperChaz]

X,x neebs your not too smart are you.......?The only Siege weapon that actually works on karkinos (giant crabs) are cannons just like Golems nothing else! Siege weapons in this game are meant for PVP purposes which means they're really meant to kill dinosaurs and damage structures.

[@MrReaperChaz]

@@moreteaplease8942 and you're just a troll trying to push my buttons I've played this game and I know how to mechanics work and yes they are made up but the issue is the Catapult take much longer to knock out say the crabs and Golem than a cannon does depending on the level and how long between hits and your statement just proves one thing how toxic this community actually is

[@Ranger1PresentsVirtualRealms]

@@MrReaperChaz ...says the man who started his first comment with "neebs your not too smart are you"... Perhaps practice what you preach sir.

[@allarian8726]

It's not like they learn even when they try lol.

[@TheRealPots]

15:55 When Appsro was crawling for his life that was like a scene straight from a horror film.. I wonder how Dora would've handled this... XDDD

[@serriusgaming8468]

Simon... "Its down but I dont have anything to put in him"... as he walks over 100s of berry bushes.

[@rizqikurniawan3783]

Can't wait to see the animation

[@soshiryuu8592]

Powder was a fantastic movie, really well done. And only certain dinos are knocked out via artillery, such as rock golems, crabs, space whales, and any other abbynormal ones that are particularly tough.

[@VolkovBos]

Watching all the episodes the last few weeks and still hearing several different dinosaurs as Parasaurs :D

[@tenks5]

The Wyvern King and Raptor King are the truest warriors taking on the high level cave just the 2 them. while 3 beat up and kill a single Paracer with a catapult full of boulders

[@bpanda8310]

😹😹😹

[@My-T1]

Ready, Fire, Aim - Neebs

[@davidking2011]

Apsro: "go ahead and put the bug spray on." Thicc: "ok. Yumyumyumyum" YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT!

[@GameHopping]

Thing about those Crabs is that they have very hard shells. So the Stone hits will knock them out without really hurting them. Powder kind of lacked that protective outer coating.

[@fishhamakua]

You know when that guitar riff plays before the song kicks in that some shits about to go down... then Dora gets knocked out by a boulder to the back of the head. Classic Neebs gaming. Always bringing the LOLS

[@jlouisbezuidenhout2086]

Love your vids, cant wait for them to come out every week, but guys please do me a favor, when ever you decide to do a bug cave again get yourselves each a frog, they fit in most caves, swim well and deal with bugs in caves the best. Cheers and keep them coming

[@joshs.4482]

This is one of your best videos yet! Love you guys and hope you and your families are staying well.

[@djm.o.d.1]

It was in that moment, that Neebs, learned Paracers are NOT crabs. RIP majestic creature

[@lolafromoz]

Omg you killed Powder. Lol. Meanwhile Garfield! What hilarity! Good job Appsro and Thick in getting the artifact.

[@imtheoperatorttv637]

I love watching these grown ass men play video games, they act so differently compared to someone younger playing the same game.

[@Ty-e_the_kingsta.]

That's their whole thing ain't it. Playing as if they're playing themselves. Hahaha Middle age men with half a clue hahah

[@quietone748]

@@Ty-e_the_kingsta. Hey, hey, youngster. Remember it's our generation who actually started programming and playing the first video games. We've been gamers long before you were born. Old gamers never die.... their number of toons just increases.

[@RussRobo]

Thick : "Appsro RUN come to me" Appsro: " Blefrlarg I CAN'T I'M CAUGHT IN A SPIDER GANGBANG" *Dies* Me: "My God man, what horrible way to go" R.I.P 😨

[@lightningbolt1292]

16:31 if you place Appsro in Simons spot you got him in his natural enviroment, nice content as usual keep it up!

[@bingamanjr6832]

I’ve been watching you guys for 5 years now I just have to say I love your content keep it up

[@carloanwar]

You fixed it Anthony! Love you much!

[@Jeff-om5rb]

So glad you guys still post so often during all this, with my life the way it is this is like a fun light along the tunnel. When Apsora was trying to wake Thick it reminded me of that little monkey doing the same when its friend hit a power line

[@gus7850]

man I love thick, he has the best reactions, Appsro: "he did the voice of garfield" Thick: "I knew it!"

[@davertable]

Simon "I'm going to give this one shit because it's different too" - Classic Simon.

[@Farm382]

I’m having chicken piccata and enjoying your videos. Also you inspired me to grow my own tomatoes. Love you guys!!

[@blazehaze42O]

This is random but I need more of doraleous’ Minnesota accent in videos please!!!!! Much more

[@micheljavert5923]

"You feed 'em spoiled meat, and they'll be your friend forever." A bit like Simon when it comes to pasta. Also, Appsro's Lorenzo Music deep cut was hilarious.😂

[@lucasunger1020]

Thick's and Appsro's delirious talking was one of the highlights of this episode if you ask me. I really hope they keep up the theme, particularly Appsro talking to an imaginary Garfield. xD Also RIP Powder, Neebs really should look into things more on what knocks what things out. Cause I think it's safe to say that the catapault is for knocking out things like the crabs and similar, things with tougher shells. Live and learn, I guess. Also Simon did great this episode, didn't die until he got caught out by that Troodon.

[@smirkingdevil]

Poor Powder! At least it had a brief experience of Simon's family life.

[@tickly_inrush8005]

Appsro: I’m gonna cover my self in chitin Also Appsro: walks into the cave in riot gear

[@jamesleskun1145]

I caught up to every episode of Ark with my dad with this episode. It's a great day.

[@foxmouse]

Congrats on getting that artifact boys! I hope you got all three so you don't have to go back to that cave again.

[@UncleDrak]

I kind of want Apsro to talk to imaginary Garfield every time he gets knocked out, now.

[@vandirk7270]

Here I am roughly 20mins into the video, everything is being wrapped up, victories all around and think to myself "good job guys. Well done. You had a goal, you made a plan, you FOLLOWED the plan, this is gonna be a win for the team."....then 22:20 happens. At least y'all stayed true to who you are.

[@Jomega1212]

I got an add for Neebs Gaming coffee while watching this video! Lol Huge fan for years! While im typing, you can make sharper turns with dinos if you toggle the sprint off.

[@vernonwilliams981]

That's how I talk to my family 🤣 good job simon!!

[@pseudo3100]

A tower that doesn't collapse. Nice one Neebs.

[@ImperialGuardsman2]

I've been watching the whole playlist to get caught up. Now I realize I'm only four episodes away. Honestly, I'm not sure I can handle knowing that I'll have to wait for the next episode soon.

[@FadedKai]

Simon has the situational awareness of a dead person lmao.

[@MillerMcLeod]

"The safe word is Bill Murray" Gets knocked out... "GARFIELD!"

[@McRizzle]

You stole this

[@chrismckinstray3132]

Love every bit of content you guys produce . Was binge watching The Ark series again and I realized I couldn't watch all the aberrations in order unless I went through the timeline one by one. Is there any way you guys could group them together? They make me laugh, especially Simon versus snake and poor Tippy!

[@Mike-hp7lv]

Dora at the end had the best line, "well I think the answer is right there in front of our face" Neebs sounded so dissappointed

[@michaelmann5843]

Almost 2 MILL baby I love seeing more and more show love to you guys awesome content constantly satisfied didn’t think this video wasn’t coming out today and y’all delivered!!! Needs gaming hands down most immersive game play channel ever love you guy and always remember the wise words of good ole papa APPSRO “ put bug spray on to be one with the bugs”

[@josephlong4581]

What a great episode. You guys have gotten incredibly good at this

[@MakeTheChange13]

10:45 what do you mean, what do I mean? 😂 😂 😂 Love that animated video

[@MakeTheChange13]

Oh he says doing. 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Gamerafighter76]

Thick and Appsro really tried with their their adventure; at least they got the artifact. Neebs, Dora and Simon didn’t do too bad with their paracer, except for the one they killed.

[@SquirrelGamez]

Loving that spider call And wow, you guys saw Powder! :O

[@EsStagefright]

7:38 is exactly how I wake my brother up every time.

[@teddybear6329]

LETS GET IT WOOO new ark vid this my fav KZbin Chanel it make me giggle so mush

[@wadekieffner3748]

well they knockout crabs... hmm? best line ever! XD

[@ReclusiveEagle]

Nobody: Ark devs: "I know what will make the game more fun! Lets spend months testing and developing a feature called "High Level Areas"- They are just like normal areas except everything is a higher level so easier to tame high level dinos for breeding, and then make it so you can't tame anything! I think our player base will love it!"

[@trevblank3604]

It's suppose to make the caves more difficult and harder to manage.

[@RambleOn07]

Mods are a necessity to fix dev mistakes

[@trevblank3604]

@@RambleOn07 the animal aren't mistakes 😂. Your one who just can't stand something being challenging

[@RambleOn07]

@@trevblank3604 no, i prefer fun to let's spend our off time being frustrated by annoying nonsense. Sort of like how tamed gigas are mediocre, i get that's for multiplayer balancing. As a solo player, multiplayer balancing annoys the hell out of me.

[@trevblank3604]

@@RambleOn07 then play on single player settings. Or join a tribe.

[@mudvayne20056969]

21:11 Dora took a tranq to the back of the head, not a rock 😂

[@saychaysarchive7065]

And of course it was Simon.

[@Nightchade]

Cactus soup + Bug Repellent + Ghillie = super stealth mode. Look at the side effect for the Cactus Soup in it's ingame description... it's a bit understated, but it makes dinos ignore you unless you get point blank in their face.

[@theltcrowe9000]

I’m kinda shocked that they tried to use a catapult to tame powder

[@Pugnut21]

Just watched "The Revenant" episode and i stopped by here to see if y'all were still doing this series. Keep it going!

[@Axeyked]

Powder was bludgeoned to death. Never Forget!

[@alexkroah2683]

Love the channel, love all the different games/storylines, but it may be time to head to the next map.

[@joechapman358]

New pitch for Appsro. You’re the king of bug killing. You ride a sloth since they do extra damage to bugs. You may even become the sloth king and tame and raise all the sloths like Dora and Rexs. You can bring cryod tames into caves as well

[@fuckthedumbsh1t]

they are the greatest advertising for games like, they make is look so fun... until you buy it and realize you have no friends

[@blackdogadonis]

Too fucking true, I'm on ps4 and the community just isn't there

[@MrMartwy]

@@blackdogadonis There is a community, but really toxic. And remember that this is like 7 years old game.

[@savtalia8556]

Ikrrrr I bought a gaming laptop just to play ark and it’s not fun when you’re alone and have no friends like neebs gaming

[@MillerMcLeod]

Dora: *“well we have the answer right in front of us“* lol

[@MillerMcLeod]

The Wyvern King and Raptor King are the truest warriors taking on the high level cave just the 2 them. while 3 beat up and kill a single Paracer with a catapult full of boulders lol

[@GR1MG0R]

that ending was absolutely hilarious

[@ayehtunohn]

Thick: “Ohhhh, Bill Murray plays the voice of Garfield” Me -> Google : “OH yeah.. He did!”

[@soshiryuu8592]

Me: Damn whipper snappers having to look up on google if B.M. played Garfield. It's like looking up if he played in Ghostbusters or Groundhog Day.

[@pmr4123]

The whipper-snappers don't even know what y2k means and certainly have no idea that groundhogs day is a movie or ghostbusters was made without a female cast.

[@ayehtunohn]

@@soshiryuu8592 I'm actually Gen X. I just didn't see the Garfield movie. It never interested me. But, thanks for jumping onto the conclusion.

[@soshiryuu8592]

@@ayehtunohn Spooning with another man doesn't interest me, but if Bill Murray was involved I might have to at least check it out.

[@JustanOlGuy]

You never cease to amaze; Appsro" I'm going to become one with the bugs", Neebs "We're gonna haveta get three..." Simon silently screams. Kumbaya muthafukah!" Kumbaya refers; often disparagingly, to moments of or efforts at harmony and unity. Bill Murray wants to kick yer ass now ....Archive worthy!

[@mossy40k]

Having some LoTR's ptsd with those spiders. Get off Mr -frodo- Appsro!

[@kingdom13keeper]

Congrats to the guys for getting the artifact! As well, I hate that you can’t tame in a high level cave like that! No matter what, you should be able to tame!

[@BMack37]

Dora: "Powder was bullied because he was different. He was just powdery. Asshole kids giving him some shit" Neebs: *Stones Powder to death*

[@theatomiclemon1]

I loved the deadpan at the end there.

[@Gamma_Hydra]

Hilarious! The tamed Para immediately turning on its former brethren.

[@yawcty6478]

I only stepped one foot into the swamp when I had finally tamed my level 450 spino, I had only been flying over it before

[@jabrowski_]

Appsro and Thick FTW! THE LASAGNA!!! Great episode guys

[@SonicTitan]

Sorry I am so late to this episode. I am such a huge fan of the neebs crew please keep doing what yall do best. Love and world peace to you all.

[@inttrovertedmonk851]

Putting a campfire down in the swamp you can burn off any leeches by running through the fire.

[@dvkevin]

I don't play the game, but would a torch also work?

[@jBownz]

Dora's gaming strategy: repeatedly point out everyone else's shortcomings in a vain attempt to hide his ineptitude.

[@darrenpeters6856]

The most underrated channel on KZbin. Keep up the good work lads .

[@taylorsloth9833]

LOL! I can't wait to see this technique refined for Astrocetus on Genesis.

[@phill6253]

white powder, hehe, gg dora with those stealth jokes

[@oztelvanni]

A frog would be your best friend in this cave. Cementing paste for days!