Can UNHINGE JAW And DEVOURS HUMANS | Arcadian Explained

Being eaten, is likely not a fun thing. Obviously in life there is a primal fear of it and it seems humanity is being hunted. In the events of Arcadian, a specie would be unearthed that was capable of overwhelming every nation by consuming them. As the remnants of humanity struggle to survive, it becomes rapidly apparent that what humanity is dealing with, is a horrific monster capable of completely destroying our species. But where exactly did it come from? lets discuss that in todays episode!
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[@RoanokeGaming]

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[@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end]

Any chance you’d go over the creature in super hybrid It’s a giant cuttlefish that can turn into cars in order to hunt people

[@PabloHernandez-gl5ij]

Any chance you'll continue doing more lore videos breakdown of Dying light 2?

[@BenneAndThaJetss]

I am once again asking for an analysis of Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies.

[@TheSlyBadger66]

You gotta get a scary ass angler fish shirt 🤣😂

[@Skelator_Sikelator]

Yeah, sure. But how about getting rid off this annoying background music/sound thing from your future videos? Aside from it doesn't add anything positive to videos, that's downright headache-inducing rather than spooky.

[@andrewhaight2888]

As the father of multiple teenage boys, yes, you absolutely will have to tell everyone to do everything every damn time, even if there's monsters prowling. The first time you don't is when the front fucking door gets left open lol

[@saga2964]

Amen! Boys...sigh.

[@spacecowboy1438]

Sounds like my girls too.

[@dekisui]

All my guy friends at every public and private function as well. And to keep the place tidy and put their used plates and cups away.

[@gen2mediainc.577]

As a boy I apologize lmao

[@WildnUnruly]

Facking Kids! Always screw everything up. Every time.

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

Literally any unnatural thing that threatens human life en masse: *Happens* Papa Roanoke, the Chad: Hippity Hoppity, *Time to magdump to save my property*

[@BoogieSquared]

Stay strapped or get clapped

[@puppeta658]

IDk about you but Ik that 30 rounds of 556 branded force multipliers can put down a LOTTA things.

[@mariawhite7337]

Roanoke: Your first mistake was thinking i don't have a jeep mounted .50 cal.

[@Dakuu75]

lmfao

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

@@puppeta658 As far as I am aware, there ain't a living thing on land that can survive a thirty round magdump to the torso. Poachers in Africa have bagged rhinos and elephants by doing just that, then waiting a minute for the poor animal to fall. It's a very sad example, but it does beg the question; If literal megafauna like *elephants* can't survive a banana mag of 7.62x39, *then what else possibly could?*

[@michaelkoukaras7515]

The tiger story was about Russian poacher Vladimir Markov. Markov wounded a tiger and stole some of it's kill. The tiger escaped, stalked Markov to his hunting lodge and killed him. Dragging him into the brush and partially devoring him. Then it destroyed the interior of the cabin before disappearing in the wild.

[@WolfieDawn]

I mean...fair is fair, honestly.

[@thehandsomeone8369]

Tigers are extremely vindictive.

[@justapillow2443]

​@@thehandsomeone8369 One of the few species that understands and carries out revenge

[@critterjon4061]

That story was mostly made up

[@ericlamb4501]

​@@thehandsomeone8369 It is basically just a cat on steroids

[@Hogarth_da_dude]

Any alien invasion film has taught me that if we don't understand it and it's not human then kill it with fire and Roanoke has taught me that regardless of what it is we always start with the feet so idk what to believe anymore

[@reaperreaper5098]

Isn’t is obvious? Feet first into a wood chipper

[@Hogarth_da_dude]

​@@reaperreaper5098Feet first into a thermonuclear blast

[@luniers4629]

Don't forget to tap twice.

[@Davorox1]

​@@luniers4629Triple tap just to be safe

[@thomasrose4523]

Molotov thrown at the feet! And if it shows any resemblance to the Angler Fish? It's on sight, destroy it as quickly as possible! For me, it's the Wasp that needs to go all the way to hell...

[@delrunplays2903]

If their original prey was troglydytes, I'd imagine their teeth clacking would be far more devastating to their prey than it is to us given their prey would be very reliant on sound. It is a nice touch that the teeth clacking doesn't seem to be overly effective on humans.

[@-Eternal-Damnation-]

Did troglodytes depend more on sound than humans do?

[@delrunplays2903]

@@-Eternal-Damnation- I would presume so since they essentially live in pitch blackness. I suppose they could make do with other senses, but hearing seems like it would be the one most likely heightened. At the very least, they are nowhere near as dependent on vision as we are.

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@@-Eternal-Damnation- Yes. Troglodytes, and troglophiles to an extent, rely heavily on sound due to their subterranean lifestyles. This might come as a shocker, but there's ZERO light inside caves. Troglophiles do have the added advantage of having some semblance of working eyesight as they come up to the surface at night to hunt, but these things I think were initially troglodytes that were forced into becoming troglophiles as a means of survival due to the aforementioned pollution caused by humanity.

[@Trehlas]

One of the creators once said that while designing these things, they basically just threw all horror tropes into a pile and ended up with this thing. Makes sense.

[@austinyoakum5539]

their idea was the character goofy, if goofy was scary. Funny stuff

[@bleepbloop8465]

FYI the bombed out city at the start is dublin in ireland. And as someone who lives here it actually looks like that in general....

[@skiboi]

😂

[@growinglifeorganic940]

I live underground there i can confirm.

[@sinjin8576]

How are the militias over there behaving?

[@nobleman9393]

So it's Bloodborne in real life.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@nobleman9393. Always has been, it’s the area with the gunpowder hunters . . . If not slight nicer in game.

[@camilaruiz6114]

You know what else is disrupting humans? Anglerfish.

[@shadowarez1337]

We but one mutation Nuclear waste dump away from those Horrors walking onto land.

[@avarion9538]

@@shadowarez1337 maybe we could bio engineer it, so they can come to us and we can eat it.

[@shadowarez1337]

@@avarion9538 chicken of the sea 🤣

[@randallbesch2424]

@@shadowarez1337 Giraffes.

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

I commend Nic Cage for making a movie where the dog DOESN’T die, big kudos for breaking the mold.

[@marygoround1292]

Oh thank goodness. I saw the dog and I was like "oh lord here we go"

[@Tremorsss]

As a JoJo fan, I was dreading every second where the dog was on screen

[@Yog-slagunar]

Its often a horror thing "These things whipped out humanity EASY" but at the same time they want a climax where untrained civilians take them out. Dude... if there is one thing we human are good at, it's killing things.

[@brokefangmagepunk3685]

Right? Not related to this video but it's like the aliens from a quiet place. Trying to say that no military anywhere, no police forces in big cities, tried using the lrad or other sound based platforms that are used sometimes during civil unrest? That always bothered me

[@justapillow2443]

​@brokefangmagepunk3685 My way to deal with it is I imagine military has to follow "Proper invasion defense strategy" and get wiped out before they realize you can't fight the monster in proper military fashion like it's just another army. Helps my belief in movies 🤷

[@SissypheanCatboy]

Doesn't really matter how easy they are to kill if there are hundreds of thousands (or millions) of them that suddenly pop out of the ground and start eating people whole and alive. There's no legitimate protocol for "sudden invasion of cave dwelling starfish chimps"

[@wyattrippy5939]

​@justapillow2443 that's actually exactly how the zombies in Max Brook's World War Z novel overrun the military in Yonkers. Can't shock and awe something that doesn't get shocked or awed.

[@justapillow2443]

@wyattrippy5939 One my fav zombie books, and the Yonkers description exactly where I got the idea lmao

[@darrelsam419]

This is one of the few times where I'm still very confused by what a creature is even after Roanoke described it. The creatures' design is very good, at least, and the way they animate them slamming their jaw open and shut is disturbing. So at least the movie has that going for it. Also love the lesson on how to homebrew penicilin.

[@harveyflippers9531]

Literally designed as an eldritch demon Goofy, yeah the disney one

[@darrelsam419]

​@@harveyflippers9531That's a good way to put it. Tall, lanky, awkward looking creatures.

[@johnathanmonsen6567]

I'm still confused as to where the "inner mouth" is coming from. The shots used don't show it very well. Like, is it a phyringial jaw thing, like it sounds? Because it _looks_ more like it's chest is splitting open or something.

[@darrelsam419]

@@johnathanmonsen6567 I rewatched that shot a few times and it does look like the mouth was coming from the creature's chest, which would also explain why the mom's body was in the chest of the creature when it was chilling in the bathroom later. Though in other scenes, we see the creature attack with its jaws and teeth? So I don't know if the creature eats with its mouth or with that external chest mouth. It's very confusing.

[@TheSpectreReport]

@@johnathanmonsen6567 It seems to be the stomach coming out, like a starfish can. Also the mouth thing strikes me too much like a shoebill stork. Goo look it up.

[@jessjohnson1569]

Man teaches us how to make penicillin - good thing I'm not allergic to it. No sir, no horrible life threatening reaction to one of the greatest antibiotics on Earth.

[@bloodlictor5402]

Taught in a distilled and poignant form at that. Very easy to make. If anyone still can't remember how to make it after this then you probably shouldn't survive if SHTF. Also I too am totally not deathly allergic to it. Yup, definitely not allergic.

[@rylanhaas8736]

Oh, my, gosh, me too! I'm able to take this without swelling up like a condom being held out of a car window as well 👍

[@user-my8kj7yw9p]

I was allergic to penicillin until I was 20 so out grew it so had to stay away from dog bites and not get bacterial infections but I just got a dead leg or arm when it was infected in those places but didn't affect my life to much

[@jerrymartin7019]

Aren't there so many forms of penicillin-resistant bacteria nowadays that it's basically worthless anyways? I remember having to swab places around the house for bacteria samples for a biology lab in community college and the penicilin just got ignored.

[@chaosinsurgency6636]

@@jerrymartin7019 resistant doesnt mean immune

[@MrTeems]

"Collective Aggression" sounds like a good band name.

[@sirlothric6357]

Fun fact! The director said he based the design of the monsters off Goofy (Yes...Disney's goofy) which is pretty evident with the Jaw snapping scene around the end

[@brandoncyoung]

That's brilliant

[@avarion9538]

My cats don't just know what a door is, they can open it. They jump to the handle and one hangs on it, while the other runs against the door to open it 😂

[@dnatsrednUouYoD]

Yeah one of my dogs knows how to open doors. It's a big problem 😂 had to install extra locks and everything :P

[@zerrodefex]

That's why you might see those lever-style doorknobs oriented downwards in some houses.

[@Trehlas]

Yeah, I don't know why he would say they don't know what a door is...

[@LindenHS-Hillcraft]

Both my dog and my parrot know how to open doors... and when my parrot can't he will call my dog to do it for him. Animals are stupidly smart. Also theres videos of things like even snakes opening doors. Hell bears are dumb as a brick and they know what a door is.

[@chichichichichichiOwO]

I had to switch my door handles to knows cause my dog loves opening it 😂

[@deeya]

This movie was so dark. I mean visually. Seriously, I had to strain my eyes during the night scenes. Still have no idea what was going on in that tub, couldn't for the life of me see it. And it's such a shame, because the the monster designs are actually pretty cool. It's goofy, yes. With the clapping and chattering like joke-teeth, or those annoying clapping toys. But that's part of the appeal. Like with Killer Klownz, the odd juxtaposition between quirky and scary makes it. You see it and you think Pluto from Disney = funny looking. But then it starts charging at you whilst chomping away = scary. Dunno if the intentional darkness was like an afterthought after someone got concerned that the monsters weren't scary looking enough. Or they were simply employing that Jaws thing of not showing the monster to make it scarier. That doesn't work for all things. Sometimes, you gotta embrace and really lean into it.

[@harveyflippers9531]

Its goofy cuz it was designed as sleep-paralysis Disney Goofy

[@SissypheanCatboy]

The monsters don't actually eat with the mouths in their heads, they split their chest open and shoot their stomach out to swallow their prey whole. The monster in the tub was lounging around digesting Charlotte's mother. You could see the shape of a human in its stomach.

[@iheartblock3792]

It’s a pretty common technique in visual media. Darker movies can improve atmosphere and cover poor-quality CGI, but sometimes directors don’t understand how to use it properly.

[@JackalopeBunny]

I hate when movies are too dark to see anything or what is going on. It's like ok.. glad that happened wish I could see in the dark.

[@Neptune0404]

I really wish this movie was better, because I love the monster design. It's really creepy and I could easily see it being a great "monster starts hunting isolated farmer family" movie

[@cody1o3]

Yeaahhh given how one of them could be killed by two teenagers/YA there is no way those things managed to collapse society lol like tanks and machine guns exist

[@Jdp313]

I didn't watch it but that sounds better than them someone taking over the earth

[@Trehlas]

Also, seeing as they had Nic Cage and these monsters. Would've been a perfect opportunity to turn this into a horror comedy.

[@johnathanmonsen6567]

Absolutely! Those things are no joke nightmare fuel. You can tell Roanoke agrees, as well, from his reactions. The sheer uncannyness of the fake face and the split-head mouth and clacking, and the way (as Roanoke predicted) it moves more like a fluid than an animal. It's always a shame when good creature design is poorly implemented.

[@sinjin8576]

One of my favorite hollywood misconceptions is them underselling the sheer power of a piece of metal moving in "feet per second"

[@oweneldridge8813]

It's moving hundreds of Cm per second!

[@wesrrowlands8309]

Sounds like that farmer had no idea his farmhands were psychopaths and probably would take over eventually.

[@randallbesch2424]

Only the psychopaths survived last.

[@fawnieee]

​@@randallbesch2424 not really, humans are successful because we are highly social. Psychopaths would be the first to go.

[@JakesPlaying]

@@fawnieee theres a theory that was explained on the Joe Rogan Podcast that explained why Psychopaths still exist, basically in the days of tribes having a few psychopaths on your side during skirmishes was very helpful and allowed some of them to survive and have a purpose with out being singled out and killed off. Technically speaking, Psychopaths would likely be the last humans left in an end of the world event, they wouldnt be stricken by the same morals most people would.

[@thebogangamer1]

@@JakesPlaying no aspies like me would be the remaining ones, the smart engineer types.

[@numnut154]

​@@JakesPlaying bro citing Joe Rogan as a source for anything seriously is like an instant sign it's bull lmao.

[@PandemoniumVice]

Takes out every military on Earth. Dies to a pitchfork.

[@Emerald_Raven08]

Hey maybe they're like werewolves but for iron pitchforks instead of silver bullets

[@borislugosi54]

It is not stated that the creatures took out the world's population. It is more implied that the creatures appeared after a population ending event

[@randallbesch2424]

@@Emerald_Raven08 lead bullets?

[@randallbesch2424]

@@borislugosi54 were we told what it was?

[@borislugosi54]

@@randallbesch2424 the specifics of what happened are kept vague. But i do think it leans towards the creatures appearing after the apocalyptic event. I like to think the filmmakers are aware of the absurdity of A Quiet Place and those creatures wiping out the world and chose to focus on current events without a ridiculous backstory.

[@DH-xw6jp]

Broanoke teaching us apocalyptic antibiotic. Nice. You can also boil up some tea using the inner bark of the willow tree for an aspirin alternative, add a bit of chamomile or mint for a mild sedative and you are good to go. Tastes good too.

[@randallbesch2424]

Neanderthals knew how to make aspirin.

[@DH-xw6jp]

@@randallbesch2424 you might even say it's so easy a caveman could do it. (Gosh that is an old reference)

[@Anon_Spartan]

I love how Nic Cage films these days have to have the script re-written so Nic's character only has as much screentime as they paid him for. It's a weird casting choice because if Nic chooses your project you can't possibly say no, but at the same time there goes the entire budget.

[@mementomori771]

He isn't an expensive actor lol hes not Dwayne i need more millions Johnson

[@wittyjoker4631]

Wait so he want to be paid for the work he did....

[@borislugosi54]

Your theory does not make sense. Cage isn't Cameron Mitchell getting paid for a walk on cameo. Also, Cage is a producer on the film so clearly he is involved beyond what you suggest

[@bleepbloop8465]

@@Anon_Spartan cage was a producer on this

[@ptonpc]

From what I recall, Nic Cage is at the point in his life and career that he can afford to do only the things he wants. He'll produce films and take the hit financially just because he likes the idea.

[@Sillygoosespoofse]

very right about the gas point, but keep in mind, he who hordes the gas has cornered the varnish market!. now we only have to create a demand for apocalyptic paint removal services

[@sinjin8576]

Just say it's drugs and give it to the raiders. They aren't using the braincells anyway

[@areth2228]

@@sinjin8576 well thats one way to solve that problem

[@kyleschanck7520]

1:45 I came here to escape reality, not realize the clown car we’re all riding on.

[@randallbesch2424]

Humanity is the real monster.

[@saga2964]

​@@randallbesch2424it really is. And if it regresses back to MAGA, it's a horribly dumb one.

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

What’d I miss

[@saga2964]

@@spacesharkwriter6554 it got all real in here! 😁💙

[@bombomos]

Humanity is a Space Ork species that flies through the stars in a Clown Car

[@TorneFurHire]

The skull clattering sound reminds me of the times that my little sister couldn’t sleep cause of nightmares, so of course she slept with me, and I kid you not, on more than one occasion, I was awoken by the sound of her sitting up in my bed and repeatedly punching the headboard of my bed at an impressively rapid and frighteningly shocking force for a 6 year old

[@randallbesch2424]

She's going to be the greatest sleeping fighter in the world.

[@TorneFurHire]

@@randallbesch2424 she already is. She’s the sole reason that her and her fiancé’s dog is blind in her left eye, lmao

[@darrelsam419]

She was fighting off the sleep paralysis demons.

[@archangelwarrior9816]

call a priest

[@Skibb-kn6lj]

@@TorneFurHire Bro.... something is wrong with her lol....She needs help....Get her a CAT scan, a sleep study...a priest, something....can't just be maiming people in her sleep.

[@lizr8452]

It’s like a rip off of A Quiet Place but with Nick Cage. Monster design is pretty crazy though, uncanny valley jacked up to 11

[@Skibb-kn6lj]

A rip off with better writing. Considering a bunch of yokels can take on the beasts but not the military...at least here the military and most of the world was taken down by something else not defined and these creatures only showed up afterwards...

[@BlakeDameron-xs7ld]

Bro is so good at his job that directors are gonna have to start fact checking there stuff

[@BlakeDameron-xs7ld]

Hello

[@SissypheanCatboy]

Not really. Its a work of fiction, Roanoak's whole genre of video is purely for fun and education. Factual inaccuracies don't matter when you're making a monster film, so long as its vaguely believable to the audience.

[@randallbesch2424]

No but some of their stories are shaky like making them world threatening. Would have worked better as lonely farm houses meet previously unknown predator.

[@juangonzalez9848]

Imagine how less crappy Hollywood could be if they employed someone like Roanoke to ok their movies. Ya know, someone with the power to just slap the director, or writer, whenever something truly stupid is done.

[@BaeAmore]

27:40 Anyone else think that the external mouth looks like a vampire squid? Also, the void in it's back/stomach with the limb sticking out in the tub? I have a lot of trouble figuring out the anatomy of this creature, and I am an organismal biology major! I was literally yelling out wtf did I just see, soooo many times during this movie. It's actually really good, definitely recommend this watch.

[@randallbesch2424]

They put some serious thought into their monster.

[@paulysmallz8095]

I still have no clue what was what in the bathtub clearly it was eating the women but that’s all I could figure out

[@SumsieBun]

Same here. It just looks like black gibberish on a black screen, I couldn’t see anything the entire time

[@IRdatank]

I was 17 when I was offered to "volunteer" and "receive a gift" weekly at my grandparents' farm over my senior summer. I did about 50 hours per week and loved every day of it. I did indeed go there to do the thing called farming and the girls were lacking.

[@borttorbbq2556]

So there for money

[@IRdatank]

@@borttorbbq2556 to a teenager, the money was awesome. As a work experience, it was priceless.

[@alphawolf927]

Something i hadnt considered,. they never USE the claws as weapons in the movie bit it makes sense that they can grow super fast. If it breaks off while theyre digging tunnels they can just grow new claws.

[@omegadidgeridoo6689]

The mouth slamming sound reminds me of a shoebill stork.

[@XxSoraMifunexX]

Ah yes, the projectable, manipulable chest stomach. A classic Primate trait. Had to have my own projectable manipulable chest stomach checked out last week when the webbing on my left side started to ache. Turns out it was projectable manipulable chest stomach cancer, but it was caught early, so I'm okay now.

[@ptonpc]

I too am a hooman bean.. I use my back limbs to stand vertical while manipulating objects with my front ones.

[@RaggedAssRobin]

I mean, goblin sharks can shoot their jaws out of their mouth. Starfish expel their stomachs to pre-digest their prey before slurping it up. There could maybe be some even more nightmarish abomination out there with a, uh, stomach mouth thing.

[@kuiamatters8696]

That Playa' Haterz ball reference absolutely blindsided me. Felt like an unguarded convoy en route to Kabul.

[@Mr.Fox1213]

the creatures combining into a wheel really reminded me of the Crites from Critters forming a giant ball and rolling after people

[@immagical7036]

The designs of the creatures are just so cool to me, the gangly build, the way they move their heads and necks almost like snakes, the fact they’ve got a seperate face on their face etc etc It’s just such an unconventional design and I utterly adore it

[@Touch-Grass-Now]

Did Roanoke just find something uglier than the anglerfish?

[@33Isaiah96]

Not scientifically possible!!

[@uncle_sanguine852]

yeah, your mom!

[@33Isaiah96]

@@uncle_sanguine852 damn lmao

[@jaysherman2615]

​@@uncle_sanguine852 One of the few times a "your mom" joke was funny. Good job.

[@bornagain_cynic]

Roanoke binge, drinking game: Take a shot everytime he brings up the angler fish

[@Emerald_Raven08]

Take a shot everytime he says something suspicious about politics

[@brickbraker5033]

you would die

[@RaggedAssRobin]

Can you blame him? Anglerfish are monstrosities of nature.

[@adriannalockhart9639]

I liked the first half of this movie, but once Lord Cage went into a coma it went downhill. The drama after that with the stealing situation was super forced, and the monsters were very unique but just didn't make sense. Left kind of disappointed.

[@thuder2]

I see the video, I click the video, I watch the video, I like the video.. I think he infected me with his content.

[@3D-PrintedCat]

Lets look into that, starting at the feet.

[@redundantfridge9764]

Remember the Anglerfish.

[@comradeeverclear4063]

Should probably see a doctor. Especially if there's a burning sensation.

[@thatguy44148]

We all have fallen to the roanoke marker

[@leonvelasquez649]

He's making us whole again

[@thedoruk6324]

We indeed live in a societhy. Confirmed by roanoke. Although he will definitely have a fun time with the upcoming nosferatu and vourdalak movies

[@FrankRizo-nn3iy]

Confirmed by George Costanza

[@erinw.9256]

I am so pumped for Nosferatu

[@TrentMckendrick]

Papa Roanoke dropping his own RL lore through out his videos will always be fascinating

[@eldolis-4510]

my little theory is that there was other ape subspecies down were ever they came from that either were greatly reduced in population or went extinct forcing them to the surface and thus hunting the closest thing in prey they could fun us and probably chimps and stuff like that to

[@randallbesch2424]

Hypothetical at best.

[@Skibb-kn6lj]

@@randallbesch2424 P.S. all theorycrafting on fictional subject matter is hypothetical in nature and to point it out is redundant.

[@HCivicFg2]

My 91 chevy k2500 started first shot after sitting 8 years with only a new battery. Within 30 seconds the fuel pump burned out

[@AlanGChenery]

At first i thought the design was drawing from xertain classical depictions of demons... Then i read some behind the scenes stuff and out out it was just supposed to be a creepy goofy and i realised i give movie makers FAR too much credit and artistic integrity. Lol.

[@EffeminateCowardlyVillain]

Critic: "Wow. The way these curtains are both navy blue and covering the light from their window, in contrast to the other persons house having open curtains that are yellow... truly a show of artistic skill and deeper thought, able to grasp the subtleties of human emotion and subconsciously influencing the audience to better understand these characters" Director: "Amanda was based on my four year old daughter who really likes yellow and leaves the curtains open because the sun is yellow, and I just think navy blue is neat :) real solid colour. Everybody could use some navy blue in their life. Maybe even some teal accents, make the navy blue stand out more."

[@gavinkailey527]

Since transformers one is coming up into theaters soon and since you seem to love cars, can you do a "Biology of Transformers" video?

[@cthulhluftagn3812]

I love these creatures designs, everything about them is so simple at a first glance but the longer you look the less sense it makes. The sheer wtf factor of these things just keeps going up and up.

[@alecradtke]

So the fallout 4 far harbor “Mangler fish” … how is this not covered yet. Angler fish that has feet to start at.

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

Fog Crawler, too. Roanoke would love the wildlife in that DLC.

[@user-cg1wy3ue8s]

Hunter hurts tiger and steals it's kill. Hunter goes bach to cabin in the forest. Tiger stalks hunter for a while. Tiger sneaks into cabin while hunter hunts. Tiger kills hunter in hunter's cabin and leaves to be a tiger.

[@Baxter9743]

There is a TV show called Surface that aired from 2005-2006. Unfortunately there's only one season of it, but I think there is enough information in that season that you could make a video about the main creature from the show. I find the concepts in the show fascinating and I thought it would be something right up Roanoke's ally.

[@Vindictator1972]

I think I've brought this massively udnerrated gem up before, and I still think he needs to cover it and Threshold, though TV Shows are more of a slog to get through, However theres definitely enough showing in Surface, especially with the Bonded baby to actually get a good idea of how they look. Still need to finish the show though, never got passed the whale watching episode on the recent rewatch a few years ago.

[@randallbesch2424]

You can get both on DVD.

[@blakejones5471]

Roanoke's hatred for the angler fish continues. The next horror movie will have a mutant angler fish on land and being bipedal which is Roanoke's worst nightmare

[@RaggedAssRobin]

Wonder if he knows about Stone Fish? They're basically hatred incarnate covered in hypodermic needles full of effing potent venom? I think? That are such gargantuan assholes they learned to breathe air (for a little while) and will walk to your front door to murder you where you live.

[@ItsEnderDiego]

I wasn't expecting to get a step-by-step guide to getting penicillin. I'm totally not noting this down just to be sure XD

[@mrjkr7740]

That penicillin advice is amazing

[@ClockFink]

Revenge is an elephant trait too, they never forget! Look up the one that crashed the funeral of the old lady poacher it killed

[@duncasaur5074]

They're also surprisingly good at sneaking up on people a lot of people think something that big can't be quiet but some elephants have taken a liking to sneaking up on their handlers and scaring them by blowing their trunks and being visibly happy when they succeed you better believe they can sneak up on you to get revenge too

[@RaggedAssRobin]

And Corvids can hold grudges for up to at least 5 generations! Always be nice to crows and ravens etc. You never know if the granddaughter of a crow you chased off 5 years ago or threw a rock at might come with the whole crew to torment you until they get bored.

[@fan41ife40]

I know this is a film but it always irks me that humanity get taken out by something a kitchen knife can kill

[@devildukitzu]

I think the reason Joseph flipped his lab upside down is he was looking for a hole. Earlier he moved a pallet and found they actively try to hide their holes, it comes up again when Thomas is in the hole and when the rug covers the hole in the house

[@ragunoroku]

The way they move cause a primal fear in me.😱

[@anthonypra8899]

There is ways of storing fuel correctly to make it last longer, but still breaks down over time. Micro plastics.**** Besides that, solar panels last 20 years. That won't be good enough if you go. electric for everything. Then windmill generators can can last longer You could probably make them with scraps. Electric batteries can last a long time. Just sitting there. depending on the kind of battery. Good question. What do you do to survive? What is the best route to go? Hoover dam will last 100 years. Potentially with no maintenance. So it may be hydroelectric plants.

[@EtTuBroot]

Thanks for covering this movie! I thoroughly enjoyed how it showed you the world and left you to connect the dots. Also the monsters were a very unnerving design.

[@HugeHaddock]

That trope makes me so mad in movies. 'The creatures started to pop up, swarming and toppling our governments and militaries. Until some random guy killed them all with a dinky kitchen knife and minimal injuries.'

[@maria.whiddon]

Impressive. Got the alert of new content right away.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

One of the few areas that KZbin actually improved on.

[@fireborn]

I went to school for IS Security and I still work outside! More money in landscaping and carpentry than IS with a bachelors degree.

[@thezackast2752]

The one thing that irks me about almost every alien apocalypse is that they're like "We tried everything, we couldn't kill it". When it is painfully obvious that, barring some absurdly thick armor or a new element that is somehow just bulletproof, a .50 BMG is going to stop that just fine. A 30mm autocannon would shred half of the things that supposedly destroy humanity.

[@michaelwestfall9988]

Saw this one the other day and was hoping you would cover it, love your content keep up the amazing work.

[@XzMondayNightzX]

"The modar forests." The Murder Forests? "The Mordour forests." The... More Door... LotR forests? "The elk thing from that movie." Oh the ritual forest with "Moder"

[@Drzombomb]

Wowee a Roanoke upload the day after murica day

[@maria.whiddon]

Ikr 😃

[@flappywingnutz39]

Thankyou for finally covering this love you Roanoke 💚💚💚

[@RyanBright-wg1yk]

26:58 Yeah the story about the tiger goes as follows: A Russian man, Vladimir Markov, was poaching miles from his home in the Siberian wilderness. During his hunt he shot a Siberian Tiger & stole part of its kill because it's the middle of Siberia, food is expensive & Russia doesn't pay well that far out into the wilderness. After doing so the tiger stalked the man all the way back home for miles. It tracked him to his cabin where it then proceeded to destroy anything with his scent on it. Markov waited inside for hours, but the tiger was very patient. Finally thinking he was safe Markov left to find help to hunt the tiger down. Unfortunately for Markov the first place he arrived at was a logging company with mostly native Siberians. Understanding the situation & what he'd done (Siberians know never fuck with a tiger), they actually chased Markov off back to the woods. Markov made his way back to his cabin where he found his cabin busted open and everything inside was trashed. After he went inside the tiger returned, and showed Markov why tigers are an apex species. Unfortunately for Markov his force multiplier made little fucking difference & he was dragged off to the brush to be killed & consumed. When his body was discovered quite a while afterwards it was noted by those who examined the corpse that the killing was intentionally, but the consumption of his body appeared to be a secondary motivation. The tiger killed him slowly & painfully out of revenge. Essentially shooting the tiger & stealing its kill was like Markov had just shot a dog & the tiger was John Wick with a pencil... a fooking pencil.

[@fetusdeletus6116]

23:27 can you tell what you meant by streak out the plate? Your antibiotics recipe got me quite interested and I don't understand what plate you are referring to.

[@doctorc2806]

New upload, if I can suggest a movie to cover I must suggest a look at the creature and virus presented in the film Isolation from 2005

[@zacharyhowell3962]

Thank god Roanoke hit these. I was hoping for this since I saw the "rattle" scene

[@lordindominus]

I have been seeing clips of this film everywhere and knew it was only a matter of time before Roanoke finds it.

[@Michael_OBrian]

ETA on the video on the Quarians from Mass Effect?

[@michaelhawkins1237]

papa roanoke will never share tali with us you know this

[@jo_carr559]

We need it

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

🤨🧐...👍

[@AncestorEmpire1]

Right before this video, I found a lawn chair in front of my garbage and it was raining…..

[@longhairgetinthere]

Sweet 😅

[@zacmochie7031]

Thanks roanoke I been searching for video explanation for monster in arcadian you just made my day!

[@kimberlyrichardson5943]

Hey Roanoke, thanks for all of your hard work! I really enjoy your videos and have been a fan for a long time, you never disappoint! I know you probably still have a ton if movies and games to analyze and make videos on, but if you start running out of ideas, I would really enjoy seeing an analysis of creatures from Doctor Who, Sanctuary, or other Syfy shows. Thanks again for the fantastic content!

[@lukebrooker4381]

First

[@XOpzDonut01]

Second 😂

[@Starblades]

Ty! For covering these crazy things!

[@lovey3097]

Yesss thank you Roanoke, I was waiting for thisssss

[@crazymage5316]

Finally been waiting on a video on these guys

[@thatplant]

Its super hot outsidde and i was just out for a walkand then broanoke uploaded!! Time to relax with the fan directly in my face with my favorite science man

[@thearmchairjournalist566]

Congratulations bro 😎 You’ve earned this and I love your videos, the humour is 👌

[@zelse07]

YES, I was hoping you'd cover this one since I saw it in theaters!

[@dtay8913]

Happy post 4th of July Roanoke, thanks for the video

[@Mrkabrat]

7:03 At this point we can elaborate the Rules of Roanoke for Reason™: -Stay strapped or get clapped -Angler fish = Eldritch sea spawn you need to despawn -Toyota supremacy -Old gas won't work -When in doubt; double tap or take to factory pre assembly -Force multiplayer, force enhancer and concussive detonator is the answer to most if not all -Humanity #1 -This rock is ours, but the oceans can stay where they are, as can whatever's down there -Sun time; arm extended, sun to horizon, every finger is 15mins -Long nap time after knock out = Brain damage -Know how to make useful stuff (like the DIY penicilin at 22:53)

[@jakeking974]

Oh my GOD, it's so annoying how shows and movies portray getting KO'd. That shit is literally hitting the manual restart button on your neurons, so you're 100% SUPPOSED to wake up right away. If you DON'T, it means your brain is at least slightly fucked up and you need to spend a while recovering. If you've been knocked out for an hour like the kid, you automatically have a moderate to severe amount of brain trauma.

[@TwoPunchKid]

This review is great, but the amount of helpful survival information is what caught me. Subscribed 👌

[@TheNME]

22:50 THANK YOU PAPA ROENOKE! i made sure to write this penicillin formula! i hope i never would have to grow it! But thanks!

[@nemokrad2650]

If I recall, the writers confirmed that the monsters are several different species having come together to form a single living thing, kind of like a Man ‘O War.

[@reddherod7677]

I was hoping you'd cover this! Heck yeah!

[@kermitsfroggyhands]

the way you describe things is just fascinating, what i wouldnt give to listen to you break down all the monsters in sweet home

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

Dude these little memes and quips are MINT 😂

[@willdope]

I WAS HOPING YOUD DO THIS VIDEO, THANK YOU!

[@vanillaranch]

never once did i expect to see mlp infection footage on a roanoke video

[@williamburnett3660]

Wait, when was that in the video?

[@vanillaranch]

⁠@@williamburnett3660 1:02 and 1:12

[@wolveneyes5147]

I've been waiting for this one❤😊

[@Datensaku]

Finally! I've always thought your analysis on this movie would be the best!

[@doodlePimp]

A creature that could had been hunted easily with strong UV lamps, chemicals and seismic detection tools. The biggest suspense of disbelief is that these things could ever threaten humanity.

[@randallbesch2424]

Now the Graboids could be a danger.

[@doodlePimp]

@@randallbesch2424 Imagine setting up noise distraction everywhere and watch them exhaust or stress themselves to death. I think you are right. Corporations would keep them alive to study or train them since their digging speed is supernatural. To help that corporations would sponsor animal activist groups that would advocate for Graboids. They would be well defended, all while it is called "accidents" when they snack on stuff... It would fit the series so perfectly.

[@sandrafunacc1]

Excellent video, per usual! But I HAVE to comment about Shining Armor being happy to see his baby girl at the beginning-

[@ryastor]

21:00 my favorite part is whenever anglerfish are brought up. love it. makes me laugh every time

[@shanep2369]

I just want to let you know that I appreciate your Tombstone joke. 😂 You keep being you.