WHY These Sharks Could NEVER EXIST Under Paris

In the floating garbage patch, an exposure event would take place causing a mako Shark to take on extremely significant adaptations. As it shifted from salt water to freshwater, it would end up in the Paris Catacombs and snaking on the French people. The question remains though, could this be possible? let's discuss that in todays episode!
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[@PapaKino]

You know who probably COULD survive under paris? The angler fish.

[@Touch-Grass-Now]

Who said that they aren't there already, waiting to strike?

[@awolffromamongus875]

Hahahaha!!!!

[@jonsmith7659]

Better be careful. You’re gonna get blocked from the channel.

[@JohnShepherd117]

Breaking news a fully functioning society of angler fish were discovered in the Paris catacombs! Roanoke: “They called me a madman”

[@Touch-Grass-Now]

@@JohnShepherd117 Loyal viewers: The brides of Christ are locked and loaded

[@robmartin525]

A shark? In Paris? That's.... in-Seine

[@franciscocota6440]

Duuuuude. That's a high-high level of punning

[@Titanus-69]

Peak comedy

[@NortherStudios]

W joke

[@koda236]

i dont get it

[@Tommyknocker.]

​@@koda236 "That's insane"

[@JNJ1983]

The only things under Paris are broken hearts, dirt, and lots and LOTS of old bones...

[@danielsain7860]

There really needs to be more supernatural movies taking place in the catacombs, didn’t someone make like a statue that’s made to look like a person phasing through the wall down there too? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?

[@emeraldblack842]

​@@danielsain7860Have you ever seen As Above So Below?

[@PostprandialTorpor]

Meeka: I’m petting a shark! Baby shark: calibrating nom-nom sensors

[@mrshadow4007]

Sharks are great to let because they are so smooth

[@kingshocker4754]

Have you ever petted one?

[@thediscodemon357]

Bro, they are not smooth. Those denticles are like sandpaper. Depends on what direction you pet them though

[@semistranger3001]

⁠nah bro they smooth as hell

[@kingshocker4754]

Alright, if you say so…

[@NightBane345]

Couldn't they just have used a bullshark, since they can move between both types of water, it would've made more sense, than a Mako

[@_GeneralMechanics_]

A quick oogling on Google shows some shark species do have the ability for parthenogenesis, but the MAKO isn't one of them.

[@DementedSpaghett]

But they wanted the mako look for the movie

[@kyze8284]

The second they say giant mutated Mako, I think they just wanted to reuse Deep Blue Sea assets instead of making their own

[@Affricanized]

This movie definitely took some Q's from deep blue sea which uses Mako's. Plus Mako's are the coolest

[@wadenbeisser2491]

​@@kyze8284 CGI is expensive if you make your own and don't buy stock 😂

[@batterypoweredgorillas]

Yes they can exist and they already exist, normally they are called lawyers.

[@KillerChrono666]

Thought they were eels or snakes

[@batterypoweredgorillas]

@@KillerChrono666 A good lawyer can either save your life or destroy it and everything depends on how much money they desire, similarly sharks do it with food.

[@silversmoke6]

As a lawyer, I can confirm.

[@Sniperboy5551]

What about “politicians?”

[@batterypoweredgorillas]

@@Sniperboy5551 politicians are like sea lices, they ruin everything they touch and make your life miserable.

[@DaJellyFish_]

The problem is that they say in the movie that it ISNT a Mako shark, and that she was wrong before. Sophia says that the sharks are a completely new species.

[@InestimableFlorivore]

The really ugly fish is probably a silure, it's a kind of big catfish that can be dangerous for some species but are usually just very ugly and can eat dogs. French people typically know them and know they're the biggest fishes in France, so seing one being eaten is an obvious sign of something being very wrong, as they're on top of the food chain

[@trudycolborne2371]

Nice. Thanks for the bio info.

[@BinroWasRight]

Indeed! Silurus glanis, the Wels catfish. Highly invasive, and they grow to huge sizes eating pigeons and the like.

[@justapillow2443]

​@BinroWasRight Aren't they the ones Jeremy wade said can eat dead bodies?

[@NagaYamiyo]

​@@justapillow2443 Ah a fellow River Monsters watcher!

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@justapillow2443I know they had some impressive audacity for bottom feeders, going after his legs-

[@cookiedoujones7538]

Fun fact, the bullshark is the single deadliest shark to humans due to its high aggression But to make matters worse, unlike most sharks the bull shark can survive in both salt and fresh water, and so they have been known to inhabit lakes and rivers as well as the sea There is even a lake in (I believe) Nicaragua that is filled with riches such as gold, but the amount of bullsharks in the waters makes retrieving said treasures almost impossible as the shiny metals can cause sharks to attack, thinking its a dying fish

[@kingbumblebeetv]

But it’s still very rare

[@SSD_Penumbra]

@@kingbumblebeetv Shark attacks are rare, but the vast majority of them are always Bull sharks. Those things are the closest thing we have to movie-accurate sharks in their aggression. They may not be as big as Great Whites, but they're vicious. Great Whites are basically puppies compared to them.

[@lordfury18]

can confirm this, my homeland australia has a lot of water ways connected to the oceans, they always sneak in

[@Lucaz99]

@@lordfury18yes, same thing here in Brazil. Bull sharks have been found -I was gonna say hundreds of kms but I checked- FOURTY TWO THOUSAND (4200) KILOMETERS upstream in the Amazon river.

[@Thunor93]

Plus the movie JAWS was based on actual events around New Jersey and the rivers, it was a Bull Shark, in Jaws it was a great white.

[@Countraccoonula]

Shark climbed out of the water and axe murdered those poor homeless dudes. Then it ate the axe, ate the dudes, got back in the water, and escaped. What a criminal mastermind.

[@enriquecabrera2137]

I'd watch that movie

[@thunderspark1536]

@@enriquecabrera2137 The Shark Slayer, the new slasher villain

[@ttyngordon]

But what about the clothes

[@enriquecabrera2137]

@@ttyngordon Naked homeless.

[@macaroooonie]

Writers played a lot of Hungry Shark for inspiration.

[@Mr_Linear]

I can’t believe that Roanoke almost got eaten whole by an anglerfish as a child

[@jrricafrente5642]

"... they rolled backwards off the boat, because if you were to..." I laughed every time LOL

[@zolarenard2246]

The tiny baby sharks = Multiple living sardines flopping around 😂 I'm blaming the special effect department for this 🥸

[@_GeneralMechanics_]

The prop guy: "Baby shark doot dootdoot doot.."

[@vCLOWNSHOESv]

I blame them for making the most ridiculous movie of all time. I love it!

[@gtrdeath28064212]

those were koi...

[@_GeneralMechanics_]

@@gtrdeath28064212 They weren't coy about it.

[@DAVISDAVELEEFAN]

I thought it was undigested food lmao

[@thalia5382]

Fun fact: mako sharks are able to manipulate their dermal placoid scales, so that they are able to move through the water more efficiently

[@justinhammer3196]

NEEERD!

[@thalia5382]

@@justinhammer3196 nah uh! I’m a microbiologist, so I’m a super nerd 🤣

[@RandomCorvid]

@@thalia5382 Micronerd!

[@jadetrentrichards255]

@@thalia5382 to im? whats im?

[@drost47]

Are they extreme enough to be visual? Cause I know there is a squids that literally changes it's shaped to more pointed to glide through, and I believe there is a fish that doesn't something similar, it like empties a float bladder rapidly which causes it stomach area to pull in so it can go super speed

[@lupine.spirit161]

Parthenogenesis in some Sharks sound like they have a countdown for when they have to mate in order to win evolution but if they fail, they just clone themselves so they have like, a second chance. Like…Mario having multiple lives. I’m stoned af

[@marygoround1292]

The background music is very soothing. Also, I was not expecting the cliff hanger ending.

[@KyondaeYT]

“Fall backwards out of the boat because if you fall forwards you just land back in the boat” 😂😂😂 I just finished watching another video of his with this exact wording I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂

[@lukashavalda9115]

Or keeps equipment in check

[@DrgnLdyLizzie2001]

My dad told me that joke when I was about 14. It's old, but still hilarious to me.

[@lukashavalda9115]

@@DrgnLdyLizzie2001 whats the joke?

[@LachlanMacDonald44]

@@lukashavalda9115That you expect him to say a fun fact but he just says the “No shit, Sherlock!” stuff.

[@lukashavalda9115]

@@LachlanMacDonald44 ah ok i get it

[@cadencetheronin756]

Between a politician and the angler fish, I'll take the angler fish

[@normalhuman9878]

I mean, there’s a good chance you’d get a tiny one

[@shanetestini5547]

I mean at least the angler will be honest with us.

[@Eli-akad]

Can someone guide me to the source of these angular fish comments? I don’t regularly watch Roanoke, but I can tell these comments are based off of channel lore😂

[@cadencetheronin756]

@@Eli-akad he hates the angler fish. He says so in almost every video. Long running joke I guess

[@Eli-akad]

@@cadencetheronin756 Lmao I appreciate it, same concept as his hate for politicians basically🤣

[@joshuafrazier3904]

I remember complaining about how brain dead everyone was this entire movie. Aside from like two characters occasionally.

[@stevensaldana2155]

I’m so glad Roanoke got to dust off that diving joke

[@nightlock826]

Ronoake: “SHARKS CANT EXIST UNDER PARIS!!!” Sharks under Paris: Duunnn dunn, DUNNN DUNN

[@eazzy5822]

The joke about falling back into the water instead of forward always makes me chuckle

[@jackcrawford2281]

god i love that diving joke about themfalling back into the water. 💀

[@Humongous420]

Can't wait for Roanoke to see my Xenomorph Anglerfish

[@NongIng]

We need to put you on a restraining order

[@Agularal]

On the one hand, one less anglerfish. On the other hand, WHY.

[@oriondragonstar7057]

You created a literal monster.

[@theonetruemonster3172]

You sir are the worst kind of mad scientist.

[@BigguzCaptainBogz]

I bet he looks like a cutie patootie

[@furiouskaiser9914]

"YOU get to be shark bait hoo ha ha, and YOU get to be shark bait hoo ha ha, and YOOOU get to be shark bait hoo ha ha!" 🤣

[@chzybean]

Roanoke is my go-to for dad jokes, long winded informational diatribes on vehicle specifications, and angler fish vilification.

[@jonathanjonesii1897]

The angler fish vilification is the key to everything you just said😂 Roanoke WOULD NOT be Roanoke without that key component 😅

[@imammarcocahyono3537]

your narration alone gave me main character vibe of an adventure movie. Best video I watched all week

[@ItzTheBasics]

I’m so glad you’re talking about this movie, me and my friends just watched it the other night and had to pause it every like 15 minutes to discuss how stupid it was

[@romanmarquez5205]

But ya still watched it. Zing!

[@sharks4fun40]

This was the top 10 dumbest movies I’ve ever watched

[@PedroLucano-on9gn]

Did you guys enjoyed the movie? I think It was stupid, but i enjoyed, It was funny

[@joeamerica3973]

​@@PedroLucano-on9gn Same here. I knew it was a stupid shark movie but that's exactly what I was in the mood for and I really did like the kills in this movie

[@sikina3967]

Yess! Same! It had the potential...but so much of it was so damn stupid. Im still asking myself how there was no one in the production who was like "wait guys...does this make sense? Should we maybe research this first? Or just take 10 seconds to google this shi*" 😭😭

[@LucianoLyne]

They're the same kind of hippies that would protest against destroying zombies.

[@Titan-ul5bu]

The humans in this movie were responsible for more death and destruction than the sharks.

[@LB-hr9vu]

it annoys the hell out of me cuz people like that exist. it's just so stupid.

[@davevd9944]

I am 100% convinced that if zombies would exist there really would be pro zombie groups fighting to protect ''their rights''

[@paleasaghost-5799]

​@@LB-hr9vuBasically all the hippies and lefty bleeding hearts people.

[@ahardworker2154]

Yep

[@Gmoviesmoothie]

25:27 I was laughing so hard I started coughing, when everyone started to panic and were like Final Destination style falling into the water. And I had the exact same reaction when Meeks died, I love animals but I’m not so naive to think I can pet a wild bear!

[@jessehester698]

The overwhelming excitement I got when I saw that you had made this video makes me love this channel even more. Thank you roanoke, keep up the grade A content brother!

[@catief1031]

So got a theory about the homeless folk. That one guy did get snagged, probably saw something in the water and got close to the water to investigate. The others ran away cause their bud just got got. Didn't report it cause they didn't want to sound crazy saying "a shark ate our friend"

[@paigedunne7905]

They were being displaced. Homeless camps aren’t actually permitted, and in the movie they mention that they were cleaning up the Seine for a swimming event, which means removing the homeless so the press doesn’t see them. I would say he dropped the book he was gifted and tried to retrieve it

[@HiopX]

thus making them one of the smartest people in this movie

[@israelsalgado2499]

@@paigedunne7905 So like irl France? wicked

[@erlynnicma4663]

My head Canon is that they either didn't film the scene because they didn't want to "spoil" the shark. Either that or they legitimately thought it would be a good twist

[@LachlanMacDonald44]

Headcannon:The dog barked causing the guy to check what the dog was barking at.

[@robbarber7455]

“It’s our era of Roman lead aqueducts”, except ours is the gift that keeps on giving. For a millennia.

[@user-tm9qs7jo9j]

Way longer

[@dillongage]

So do roman aqueducts though

[@_GeneralMechanics_]

@@dillongage To be fair to the Romans, they didn't use rebar which rusts and decays overtime causing waterways to be contaminated.

[@ericlamb4501]

Well, depends on how well that plastic eating fungus turns out

[@null-xf9pd]

And lead gets a layer of patina that prevents it from leaching into water

[@ArckAngel75]

I still have no idea how sideways this ending went

[@KingOfGaymes]

I always find shark movies like this funny because they’re so easy to avoid- JUST DONT GO IN WATER HOW IS THIS HARD

[@jonathanjonesii1897]

If you take that approach, then they'll just come on land😂 Those writers are real creative these days😂

[@thejudgmentalcat]

I'm starting a Kickstarter for a small independent film called "Alien Anglerfish" or "PredAnglerfish" where a force multiplier-toting, fast-talking biologist fights what scares him the most: lowered viewership 😂😂😂

[@apatheticobserver5290]

Name the protagonist Amy too!

[@phoenixx913]

You should do that then send it to Roanoke so that he can review it.

[@adamvillegas5040]

Imagine if Humanity's first contact with aliens is a race of sentient, hyper-intelligent anglerfish and Roanoke is our ambassador.

[@charlenebaganzmoore]

Send link

[@simonblackwell3576]

An Alienglerfish if you will

[@jedstanaland2897]

Something about that micro plastics study was that they determined that they probably had major cross contaminated the samples from the start. There was another study done that did show that some people have micro plastics in their bodies in multiple places and such but they found that it was highly varied and that a major factor involved with this was if they had any kind of surgical procedure and if they had gotten any stitches internally.

[@williamnixon3994]

Yeah, hearing all 21 samples were filled with microplastics had me raising quite the eyebrow; microplastics may be today's lead problems, but I don't think even back then you could pick 21 random people off the street and they'd all test above-norm levels of lead in their bodies

[@Aria_Kitsuragi]

i absolutely love every time roanoke does the diving out from the boat joke

[@wushushorty1]

@Roanoke, you were on one with all the quips and one liners with this one! This was a good time.

[@mkinkade7103]

If there’s water nearby, man will pee in it. The homeless men were standing at the edge of the water, relieving themselves when a shark jumped out of the water, sharknado style, and grabbed one of them. The other man, being drunk, fell in when hit by the shark’s fin. Any other homeless men would have ran down to the water’s edge to see what the commotion was about thus putting themselves in range to be the appetizer.

[@JawshPawsh]

The Angler-fish was trying to get you that day on the beach when you were a kid. Established Lore-uh-Noke.

[@johnkinsey6117]

I just realized that youtube hasn't been giving me Roanoke videos in my recommended. And that's why i subbed today.

[@Mcdibbles9]

Chuckled at every shabbat joke and full on lold at the dive into the boat joke haha good video

[@RoanokeGaming]

Thanks for watching guys! Hope yall have a good weekend! If you'd like to support the channel, check out the merch 😎 www.roanokemerch.com

[@BenneAndThaJetss]

I am once again asking for an analysis of Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies. Have a good day.

[@avishkarmincraft6641]

Love your work dude keep it up

[@simplylethul]

Just as dumb as believing humans have a soul...still waiting for your video showcasing your evidence.😂

[@simplylethul]

Just as stupid as believing humans haveva soul..still waiting for your evidence filled video on that.😂😂

[@simplylethul]

As stupid as believing humans have a soul.😂😂

[@Spartacus-4297]

To the guy that has an issue with the metric vs. imperial jokes, Roanoak has previously made note of the fact there are two types of country those that use the metric system and those that used the metric system to go to the moon. He is very aware of the hipocracy.

[@marygoround1292]

Not to mention that in most scientific studies, microbiology included, most stuff is measured in the metric system.

[@Spartacus-4297]

​@@marygoround1292 yep Roanoak is well versed in the metric system and he makes the joke to fuck with people who don't know that the metric system is the scientific standard. 😂😂

[@marygoround1292]

@@Spartacus-4297 I love it so much!

[@Spartacus-4297]

​@marygoround1292 same here it's hilarious.

[@benlikestomine8893]

I love the call back to the divers falling backwards. Gotta always remind us why they do it. 10/10 video my friend

[@magicquill1116]

One of the cutest a more wholesome animations you have done till today. Keelp the adorable content on. 😉

[@Datensaku]

The dude playing the cop is a french comedian that used to play a over the top drug dealer called Cokeman and it feels very funny to see him being a cop with the memory of him sniffing 80% plaster coke mix

[@YeeMacghyee]

To be fair at like 35:15, even rifle rounds struggle to go further than a few feet in water, so anything on the bottom is probably completely safe, which means the shells going off is fairly unrealistic.

[@shootingbricks8554]

Subsonic rounds would be better at penetrating into water

[@YeeMacghyee]

@@shootingbricks8554 exactly, they don't dump as much energy into the water as supersonics

[@outurk2002]

I was just laughing at those people running like if they didn't get outta there, the sharks were gonna sprout legs and come after them lol 🤦

[@YEY0806]

I mean, if you are in shock, then you will behave irrationally

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

Especially since the tunnel out involved walking through water. I would have stayed put. Well, I wouldn’t have been there to begin with.

[@sonicanon2434]

1:28 I was not expecting to be hit with nostalgia in this video, I never finished Jaws Unleashed

[@kittencomicslol]

I was having an absolutely horrible day and my mom wanted to have us relax and watch a funny bad movie. So we watched this one. It was my friend, me, my mom and my aunt and we were giggling the whole time. I’m not sure if you cover this in the video but what I found amusing was how they said the shark seemed to have adapted from a Mako shark, but then it’s shown as white shark and it’s shown protecting its babies and having many babies. Though; makos never watch their babies and they don’t have many. It was just all mildly amusing

[@TheFlyboysr71]

Bullets do not penetrate water well at all. Smaller, slower rounds tend to max out at absolute maximum of 12' in depth. .50 BMG basically shatters on impact with water. That bugged me to watch.

[@sorceryfarm6535]

I saw a bull shark in the James River, off the dock at Crabby Mike's, 54 miles upriver from the Chesapeake. Some German children were feeding it.

[@SaeroneScean]

They are scary and dangerous. Please protect yourself from German kids.

[@PikminEnthusiast57]

Feeding it? Damn, I wanna be the shark…

[@SaeroneScean]

@sorceryfarm6535 Why my comments are instantly removed...

[@SaeroneScean]

@sorceryfarm6535 So I said that it's was extremely dangerous to approach. It must been scary for you. German kids are no joke...

[@sorceryfarm6535]

@@SaeroneScean nah, not really. It actually passed me in my kayak earlier that morning, maybe 4 miles further upriver. Was about 6-7 feet long. Real pretty shark.

[@milowolfface9392]

Aight, this is your funniest ever. Bro killed me this episode. Also, damn freaking Gears of War joke, perfect

[@AllThatJazz94]

I dont know why that "falling backwards" joke always makes me chuckle. 😂

[@Sic_Ca_Rax]

16:25 Due to the Olympics being held in Paris, the mayor of Paris and the minister of France are pissed off because the event being held in Paris means they have to spend €5 million to clean the river. The politicians promised to make the river so clean they would swim in it. So someone set up toilets next to the river upstream synced with an app that will tell you when you need to poop for your poop to reach the swimming politicians. 😂 Before being cleaned the river is likely quite polluted, so rip hypothetical sharks...

[@XcelesteXmagixX]

I hope those triathlon actors washed really well. I believe a news article said swimming has been illegal since it's so dirty.

[@pacrat6271]

@@XcelesteXmagixXyep and it still wasn’t clean enough when they finished so they’re cleaning it again on the 16th They honestly should just give up and just get a large pool 😅

[@outerlast]

temu scarlett johansson is the best nickname lmao

[@justinhammer3196]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[@SauseBoss117]

19:51 damn it Roanoke you got me again, that joke will never get old, like the homeless people who mysteriously died

[@alexanderwoods5475]

Got off work to ronoake upload. Made my whole day 10x better. Thx bossman

[@jankusthegreat9233]

The angler fish shall rise again

[@zukiper4869]

No. They would popp. Becuse decompression.

[@thephantomdragon]

Omg! A Roanoke video about a ridiculous shark move?! It’s the best birthday present ever!!!

[@RoanokeGaming]

Happy birthday!

[@thephantomdragon]

@@RoanokeGamingthanks papa Roakoke! 🎉

[@undeadgentalmen]

Happy Birthday! ✨🎈🎉🎊

[@user-zy7ow5wy7o]

​​​@@RoanokeGamingroanoke , how about that video on poseidon rex , you might want to study on tyrannosaurus rex Wikipedia , for the speculative evolution scenario in your videos , oh and a new tyrannosaurus species named tyrannosaurus mcraensis was recently discovered in southeastern New Mexico , what a coincidence that southeastern New Mexico is more closer to belize (the area that poseidon rex takes place in)

[@ericlamb4501]

Now all we need is Sharknado on my birthday and the cosmic axis will align

[@tylerherr4288]

26:57 dude you missed such a good futurama reference "whoa. what was in that hippy?"

[@damianlegion8455]

Your dad's jokes are as smart as this movie's characters, making them perfect for this analogic review. Nice matching, perfect job. 😎

[@amoose8439]

Still blows my mind sharks are older than trees

[@TerraEmperor1]

They're only older by like 6 days it's not that impressive 😂

[@sithisdawnsend2730]

​@@TerraEmperor1Lmao what

[@tristenkelley357]

​@@TerraEmperor1 ? Millions of years more like

[@xcidgaf]

how did these mfs survive multiple mass extinctions?

[@mattb6646]

​@@xcidgafthey live under water

[@chrisdufresne9359]

The big shark is seemingly more intelligent. Strange how this just seems like Deep Blue Sea in France.

[@Ashvinoth]

That falling out of a boat joke needs to make more cameo's. For reals dood it's cracking me up to no end lol

[@Nikolav_Nevermore]

5:55 Someone's kid most _definitely_ smoked pot out of that apple.

[@loner2967]

Fun fact: theres alligators in paris

[@malucoblz588]

i thought it was Ni....

[@sinjin8576]

Tbh it's easier to point out places gators *cant* be vs places they can

[@kylezdancewicz7346]

Fun fact, there’s wild monkeys in Florida

[@dr.bright3081]

@@malucoblz588GGAS IN PARIS!

[@slendemanthetraitorcreepyp4519]

NO

[@The1rust]

I can pinpoint the exact moment my fear of water happened. I was swimming in a lake which used to be for logging and some of those logs, apparently, we're still hanging out just below the surface in places you wouldn't expect them to be. I swam way out in the open between two points while doing a back stroke and felt something rough touch my back and calf so I stopped, righted myself and turned around to see a dead mossy log poking out of the black depths. Went from being someone who you could never take out of the water to still being deathly afraid of it almost 30 years later.

[@valecasini]

14:52 sooo true I was always afraid of the lines (that looked like hammerhead sharks) and then I found out that are supposed to be there as a guidance when you keep your head down while swimming! 😬

[@isgakdekock13]

That falling backwards instead of forwards in the boat joke kills me everytime!!

[@tylermorstad1443]

The SeaWorld advertisement on this video was perfect 😂

[@sarahgreiner2694]

A Roanoke vid about underwater creatures? If there isn't an angler reference, it's a lost opportunity. I thought for a second it was a Shark Bytes video . . . color me surprised.

[@kyze8284]

Seriously! I am shocked, and he didn't even make an Anglerfish slander about the oil rig game either!

[@onyxdragon1179]

​@@kyze8284 he did lmao

[@onyxdragon1179]

Hell, even if there isn't water or fish involved he'll take the chance to express his hatred for it lol I love it

[@nickyn1083]

I did too! I was very thrown off when I heard Roanoke’s voice instead of Kris 😅

[@catsareamazing3616]

I just discovered shark bytes yesterday

[@Kazen169]

"everyone here makes bad choices" me: yeah, the French, that's kind of their thing.

[@felixbenitez6169]

Or any Horror Movie.

[@Eli-akad]

11:58 I’ve always even as a kid understood the concept of fish not being interchangeable in water types (in most instances) but I just realized I never knew the actual reason why and how this worked. 14:50 I’m also happy u brought up this point because earlier in the video when u mentioned Bull sharks, I remembered back to a time when I was like 9 and while on a field trip at the Y, another kid was telling my how bull sharks could go on land as well as fresh water. Back then it made no sense but buddy was convincing enough for me to believe it at the time😂

[@XopheAdethri]

17:59 It's explainable, One homeless man was at the edge washing a shirt or something, and the shark yanked the shirt pulling the dude in, and the second got yanked in trying to help/find out what happened to the first guy, maybe fishing for the first guy with his hands. That way, neither had to take off their clothes, and didn't have to go night swimming for no reason in the freezing cold. The steep slope of the wall also means the shark could easily lunge like a crocodile and still be able to wiggle back in if both came down to the edge far enough to dunk their hands into the water.

[@DeadPixel1105]

Why would you wash your clothes in a disgusting, filthy, polluted river? Your clothes would wind up smelling even worse afterwards. Makes no sense.

[@UltimateCerberus666]

i just came from a video that talked about the reproductive cycle of angler fish and now I fully understand the level of disgust now

[@matthewhinkel6079]

Yeah. They're pretty horrifying creatures all around.

[@thezackast2752]

God decided the devil got to make something and the devil made anglerfish

[@feathero3]

Oh hey, BingeXpress just covered this film as well! So awesome to see two videos from two of my favorite KZbin channels on the same movie ^_^

[@KorbloxZilla]

Those Sharks fr had the Hungry Shark Evolution moves when they floated up to kill Mika

[@MrMovieMaker116]

It could’ve been worse. Could’ve been mutated anglerfish.

[@Irobert1115HD]

actually theres a species of freshwater shark in japan and bullsharks can live in both salt and freshwater wich is concerning given that bullsharks are the most common shark in shark attack cases.

[@lunararmy1624]

he mention freshwater sharks specifically bullsharks their also the most common in attacks cause their the most agressive shark near human habitats, wheresas most sharks do not lile the taste of humans bullsharks dont give a fuck theyll bite you just cause they can

[@BejorkDibut]

i love the way the editor lets the first time the boat joke slide, but cuts all the next ones in alf

[@CaptainDilf357]

Ocean=Death Land=safety

[@Ghostryda115]

Land≠Safety. Spiders are on land. Sky=safety. No sky spiders. Only birds. Birds are cool. Birds make me feel safe. Sky safe.

[@erikwilliams1562]

Australia is land. Australia is death.

[@CaptainDilf357]

@@Ghostryda115 I love that 😂😂 too the sky my brotherrrr

[@dontage815]

​@@Ghostryda115wait until you hear about the spiders that use their silk for flight to travel

[@Eric-vs2he]

Bears:

[@xlxRavegerxlx]

Well, boys looks like we’re having shark fin soup for supper.

[@VonDoogan]

The whole thing about something big blushing against Roanoke's leg as a kid reminded me of a similar story. While not in the seas, I was swimming in the Nottawasaga River in Wasaga Beach, Ontario when I was maybe 8 or 9 and something so big it caused very small ripples/ a wake bumped and physically moved me. I'm pretty sure it was just a sturgeon, but it freaked me out quite a bit. Also I swear I saw an octopus once, but I also had a really bad fever at that time

[@SPARTAN22294]

20:07 That ugly fish as you put it was a Wels Catfish.

[@gajeel9798]

I AM HERE FOR THE SHARKS AND THIS MOVIE IS RETARDED, please no shark slander Edit: the "boombox thing" is producing a deep pulse like noise, sharks are attracted to drum beats, scientists tested and found that ACDC's back in black is able to draw them in at a high rate because the drums sound like a fish in distress Always here to help papa Roanoke!

[@kyze8284]

They also aren't "interested" in just any blood. If it's land dwelling, we have less oil so they understand to some extent there's an injury but because it isn't their main food source, unless they are already actively hunting they hardly care. Fish blood however... yea don't swim in that. They'll bite anything inside that oily fish cloud

[@outurk2002]

Remember when Brodie was beating that boat paddle on that electric cable? Jaws 2 was ahead of it's time.

[@gajeel9798]

@outurk2002 I agree...that movie is why I love sharks now lol

[@dasiksupahuman]

Cheers. As an Australian who uses a tiny boat occasionally in bullshark filled rivers blasting Australian rock on a bluetooth speaker. I am now going to wholly uneasy every time I do that.

[@gajeel9798]

@dasiksupahuman lol sorry my guy, but hey as long as it's not fully submerged you shooould be good?

[@danmoyenin8948]

There was a mythbusters about how far bullets penetrate water. It’s not very far. They wouldn’t set off the ww2 munitions unless they were inches under the surface.

[@thebrightsea7125]

The second falling back into the water got me

[@Red_Sea_]

1:30 the words to properly describe the waves of nostalgia that hit me when i saw the game clips playing. I played that game way too much as a kid 💀

[@andrewwestfall65]

I'm always surprised when you, someone that became a virologist to learn about the enemy, hate marine biologists because they study another one of your enemies

[@RoanokeGaming]

An uneasy alliance

[@quint2568]

actually shooting into the water would be unlikely to set off mortar shells. High velocity 5.56 struggles in water completely collapsing and losing energy about 3 feet in. but a slower round such as a 45 or 9 would have much more energy still at such depths

[@MoreSoNowThanEver]

15:38 That will never not be funny! Gets me everytime.

[@callumreid6936]

pretty sure they did a study to test what blood sharks would go towards fish or human and they always went to fish

[@thebelleofismystery]

I watched this show with my friend and it sent us into the rabit whole of bad shark movies like the two headed shark and 'Sand sharks’ which is my favorite of the ones we watched

[@KillerChrono666]

Tried Ice Sharks or Vodoo Shark yet?

[@thebelleofismystery]

@@KillerChrono666 no but I absolutely will now thank you

[@lunararmy1624]

​​@@thebelleofismysteryghost shark and sharktopus both are dangers even to land dwellers

[@Elbow_le_Shelbow]

@@KillerChrono666speaking of ice sharks, what about avalanche sharks?

[@KillerChrono666]

@Elbow_le_Shelbow lol. Better than sand sharks or corn sharks...( the movie with the female chain gang being attacked by sharks in a corn field)

[@veterankasrkin7416]

24:26 Now that, is a truly BRUH MOMENT!

[@KKohl121]

I grew up in an area with bull sharks in the river. Also alligators and wake boarding and water skiing you did not want to fall. When you were floating waiting for the boat to go was the scariest part.

[@missdivaabby92]

This episode would make a great drinking game! Every time he says shark and bonus round baby shark

[@Ambulance_Raccoon]

Bro I just watched this movie tonight, I loved the catacombs scene