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@giantWario3 ай бұрын
''Two third of the people on the island are dead.'' OnionButter: ''The fact that people are hiding, calling for help on their phone and staying put or panicking instead of just doing their daily routine is *clearly* a bug''.
@TheChronova3 ай бұрын
68th like, i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess
@renojackson3043 ай бұрын
actually quite realistic lul
@insaneyogurt4993Ай бұрын
@@renojackson304Yes, that is what the commenter was in fact inferring that already.
@ZomBro_BOSS3 ай бұрын
If you don't understand how hitman works this title is hilarious
@lladdix10503 ай бұрын
I understand how hitman works and still laughed at the title 😭 it took me a second to understand
@johnduka12403 ай бұрын
@@lladdix1050same
@genericname27473 ай бұрын
I know how Hitman works, and I thought the title meant using a glitch to kill everyone or something. I should play hitman again, it's been a while since I played
@TheSoulCalledZuzia3 ай бұрын
i understand how Hitman works, but i still found the title's implications funny
@exploshaun3 ай бұрын
I thought the accidents would be much more accidental.
@omega-xk4gj3 ай бұрын
A Pile of Bodies with the same Bullet wound in the Knee drowning in inch deep water Investigators: Must have been the Wind
@bgoldrain82443 ай бұрын
No adventures D;
@_Gam3r3 ай бұрын
song reference?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@justapersonthistimeАй бұрын
the pile of bodies: ah, i uses to be like you but then nothing shoot my leg and made me drown.
@Wh173c0c03 ай бұрын
"Mr. 47, would you care to explain to the court how these 185 people drowned?" "They tripped into the water." "152 of them were found with bullets in their knees. Those bullets match your gun. Yet you still insist that they tripped?" "Getting shot in the knee tends to make people fall down." "Oh damn, that's a good point. Case dismissed."
@Yellowsam4145Күн бұрын
Womp Womp they tripped.
@justafoon3 ай бұрын
Your honor, my client pleads; “Oopsie Daisy”
@theghost96673 ай бұрын
It was just an accident, officer
@charlottebarham77223 ай бұрын
Your honor my client pleads whoops my bad
@IPFreelly2 ай бұрын
Your honor, if my client were lying about not killing those people, wouldn't his pants be on fire?
@Door2272 ай бұрын
Your honor, he swore on his mama that he didn’t do it
@catborg780Ай бұрын
Your honor, he pinky promised that it wasn't him
@azazeltf23 ай бұрын
“12 people all die in an underground facility the same way” Must have been that dastardly Kira, nothing to see here.
@_Gam3r3 ай бұрын
they died of cringe
@NA-AN3 ай бұрын
So in this scenario, is Kira just this unavoidable nuisance? Like a Saturday morning cartoon villain or the flu?
@FavourcoolАй бұрын
@@NA-AN Its a death note reference from an anime where the main character has a book and can kill anyone by writing their full name and how they can die in it
@NA-ANАй бұрын
@@Favourcool I know, I was hust commenting on the way Kira is presented in this comment.
@elmiklosyt652Ай бұрын
Light just wrote their name thats it@@NA-AN
@bluehalo2953 ай бұрын
Shame those people died, and those bullets magically appeared
@Palemilk4203 ай бұрын
"I think I hailed by accident" -Onion Butter 2024.
@Big_nosed_bird8-lw4vr3 ай бұрын
It was only an accident 😂
@dylancorson81812 ай бұрын
I think he meant heil-ed
@cerjmedia3 ай бұрын
"if someone sees you drowning a person, they won't think it's an accident" Unlike real life, very unrealistic mechanic
@feline_luv3 ай бұрын
That captain is a national treasure. If only he didn't have to pass on. ;-;
@Hockee093 ай бұрын
Rip captain o7
@bluehalo2953 ай бұрын
Rip
@pink_sky_morning48423 ай бұрын
he will be missed. o7
@fishyfow37673 ай бұрын
I accidentally killed 7 people today in a vehicular accident accidentally
@randompencil27613 ай бұрын
“Accidentally”
@ThePersonMan3 ай бұрын
I accidentally stabbed my court appointed attorney and I've now been sentenced to natural life.
@insaneyogurt4993Ай бұрын
@@ThePersonManAt least it’s natural life, I was sentenced to an unnatural life and given horrific mutations.
@ThePersonManАй бұрын
@@insaneyogurt4993 That sounds accidentally illegal.
@discordlexia24293 ай бұрын
Agent 47 flooded the underground facility *with a deadly neurotoxin*.
@dragonshinerthewyvern15973 ай бұрын
get comfy while he warms up the neurotoxin emitters
@MrMelo100923 ай бұрын
GLaDOS approves
@GJERocks3 ай бұрын
Wow, this has to be one of the most devastating natural disasters I've ever seen
@bilboswaggings3 ай бұрын
My parents also have a very generous definition of the word accident
@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly3 ай бұрын
Took me a second. 🤣
@bilboswaggings3 ай бұрын
@@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly glad someone enjoyed my dumb joke
@MizdlАй бұрын
You are such a generous definition of the word generous if you know what I mean I think I interpreted the joke right
@nishantbharali6895Ай бұрын
Diana: "47, I think I said we had 3 targets. Not leave 3 targets..."
@Ganonussyszestygorillagrip3 ай бұрын
"Such a tragedy! At least 10 people died in similarly gruesome ways! What a coincidence!"
@JCW57133 ай бұрын
1:37 I like how 47 just nabs a fish while it was swimming away.
@GrassiestGrassy2 ай бұрын
Agent 47, the apex predator
@KonungrKaapro2 ай бұрын
The accidental kills by coconuts makes sense because around 150 people die from falling coconuts every year.
@MizdlАй бұрын
And 151 of those are from 47
@neyphutapie3 ай бұрын
"I think I heiled by accident" happens to the best of us man
@jrit123893 ай бұрын
"found 4... Just shy of the 215 on the map" 😂😂
@le__birb3 ай бұрын
You can blow up the jetskis, but they take either several shots or just a couple really well-placed shots to blow up, so that may not be worth it.
@antdueler3 ай бұрын
Been binging a lot of these Hitman challenge videos recently. I don't even play Hitman, but man do you make it fun to watch lol
@feline_luv3 ай бұрын
You will be missed dear captain. 😞
@mr.balder32353 ай бұрын
I don't know why but Haven seems to be my alway go-to for the "There will be no witness if there are no one left to witness" type of challenge lmao
@MizdlАй бұрын
If you are looking for a Stewart to a kill everyone challenge, try Berlin it’s a good start because once you wipe out the bikeys it’s pretty easy Easy before then too That’s on professional All I would recommend is bringing a concealable shotgun and not picking up all the shotguns because there is an ammo limit Oh also make sure you only knock out the ten targets so they don’t escape and then drop a crane on them or something
@mr.balder3235Ай бұрын
@@Mizdl Yeah, Berlin is really fun especially when there's a hidden dialogue after you managed to kill everyone But what I think Haven makes it more preferable to me is because the map is not too big and really easy to navigate with not many places for NPC to hide, if Haven didn't have that missave vision cone then it'd be top 3 map for me While most NPC runs to the front entrance in Berlin, some straggler sometime chill somewhere else in the club making it much more annoying to find the last few people
@MizdlАй бұрын
@@mr.balder3235 yeah ik what was even funnier is that I killed seven of them at the same time (had to kill three earlier otherwise would’ve died) and then I got it “Excellent. Excellent fucking job 47) Kinda wish that was one of the chonqing targets (the handler on Berlin)
@Vertically_rotated_shark2 ай бұрын
*Literally one dude near a giant pile of bodies with bullets in their kneecaps who died the same way* The guards: they probably slipped
@rhysthomas58113 ай бұрын
In the huts you can unlock the hatch in the floor and turn on the tap. Someone will come in turn off the water and then step backwards and fall through the hatch. You then just reset the trap.
@gedutispetravicius13983 ай бұрын
kill all accident only kills is already hard but when you put those restrictions on now it becomes a more harder still a good dedication on Hitman keep it up
@onebear65043 ай бұрын
After this, the entire resort will have spooky tales talked about all over. Btw, you've been doing challenges but do you consider about the opposite? Show off (fastest/most stylish run) your professionalism as a human assassin! (Though as human, no damage ofc~ & 1/no item maybe...)
@ohno55593 ай бұрын
The guards must be part of Tony Lazuto's operation
@onionbutter423 ай бұрын
all guards know if you're at least 40 feet back, you ain't suspicious
@KirbyFan4EverАй бұрын
Detective: Hmmmm, an awful lot of people have been drowning here, and they all seem to have a bullet hole in their leg... Do you know anything about this 47? Agent 47: I was just minding my own business and people just kept running past and tripping over my bullets and drowning. It was such a tragic accident.
@GlyphicEnigma3 ай бұрын
man I can't wait for the "Can you Accidentally kill everyone in an entire game of hitman" challenge.
@luckikura7833 ай бұрын
This stream was so fun and the editing is fab as usual, great video onion :>
@undrcvrja3 ай бұрын
Bro I accidentally found u a couple weeks ago n I been checking your page almost everyday for a new hit man video most definitely my favorite on KZbin, I cannot watch any other creators imo they all boring u make the videos soooo fun keep doin ya thing bro💯‼️‼️
@anon_y_mousse2 ай бұрын
We definitely need more games like this. The rules are ridiculous, but hilarious. In what other reality would it make sense that a person being kneecapped in water merely drowned.
@Brass3193 ай бұрын
really like how the arrow labeled "complete accident" in the thumbnail is pointing to agent 47 himself, made me chuckle
@ikonic2113 ай бұрын
Im always so excited when i see you uploaded. Keep up the good work bro 👍
@dantheroadside3 ай бұрын
You do super cool things and don’t get enough attention. Your awesome man, keep up the good work 👍👍👍
@CosmiQuackAlt3 ай бұрын
"Babe wake up new OnionButter video dropped!" "Oh man, I knew i shouldn't have left that propane tank there for fear of a totally accudental explosion "
@sieckanddestroy2 ай бұрын
(sees corpse floating in the ocean with a bullet wound in her leg) "She tripped and fell on her own shears"
@TommiHonkonen3 ай бұрын
Yes well as a professional it only takes one cough into an ac unit to infect the whole building so yes
@XA_Live3 ай бұрын
Next video: "Can I accidentally kill the entire map without anyone noticing for even one frame?"
@BountyHxntxr3 ай бұрын
My guy comes up with the most bizzare and frightening ideas to kill innocent people on islands.
@Tonaldo902 ай бұрын
"I tihnk I heiled by accident" "Thats the video folks, byeeee"
@MizdlАй бұрын
I’m not sure if this joke means what I think it means Tell me does it involve bad German men
@FishyButters2 ай бұрын
Glad you’ve been blowing up lately brotha
@titanknight53093 ай бұрын
Great video. Next you should try to do this but without anyone seeing you kill them all accidentally. Now that's a challenge
@ThatOneGuyYaKnow3 ай бұрын
The man is back and with even more crazy challenge to kill everyone!
@frantisekvrana3902Ай бұрын
After you killed so many people, it only makes sense that people would panic, refuse to eat food that is likely poisoned, call for help, or group up to prevent anybody from sneakily killing one of them.
@adimark423 ай бұрын
You deserve every single view you get man!
@BaldDougClips3 ай бұрын
This channel is so underrated
@pepejr10king3 ай бұрын
EAFC, NBA2k and Hitman really been saving my gaming sessions this year🔥
@darkz58823 ай бұрын
your hitman content is what keeps me alive, no good creators post hitman anymore.
@canineatnight60263 ай бұрын
Welp the maldives police is gonna have fun investigating this
@sockskey84212 ай бұрын
whats even worse about drowing them in the toilet is 47 moves there head out of it meaning they got up after they died
@VoltronEpic10819Ай бұрын
"YEOWCH! What hurt my knee so bad?" "Eh, probably just me"
@themadvirus6133 ай бұрын
You do not recognize the bodies in the water
@circularnectarine143912 күн бұрын
SCP-2316 is a banger
@EHGT43 ай бұрын
Woo late night upload
@rescrel2 ай бұрын
Veteran of this challenge here. It works a lot smoother if you do this on a map where you can delete the bodies, like in a vat of acid. You can get to 8 hours and the ai scripts aren’t completely broken, just unpredictable
@MizdlАй бұрын
Sapienza could work (as it has the Heisenberg containers)
@Gerald124503 ай бұрын
FINALLY ANOTHER HITMAN VIDEO
@gekoh.2 ай бұрын
Best title I’ve ever seen
@Katie-hj5ebАй бұрын
Police show up later: "What a series of unfortunate events"
@cosmeticboot2 ай бұрын
Hundreds of people dying, some with bullet holes in them? Man what a terrible accident!
@zekomalouk5753 ай бұрын
Could you upload streams into KZbin? Id love to see them!
@The_Awesomeness9993 ай бұрын
o7 captain. You will be missed.
@thecloudyskies3 ай бұрын
this challenge should definitely be redone in a more accident heavy map!
@lelandli922720 күн бұрын
This actually can be a lot easier: scarecrow easter egg in colorado burns anyone you walk near
@symbiotesoda1148Ай бұрын
So this is how they train the Boeing hitmen.
@MiniLoot12303 ай бұрын
This is possibly in OnionButter hall of fame.
@hankschrader19602 ай бұрын
Bro LOVES haven island
@takenname80533 ай бұрын
F in chat for the Captain
@Drawoon3 ай бұрын
imagine coming to this island and you find everyone has died in seemingly unrelated accidents
@sleepyzard3 ай бұрын
Nice vid 👍
@damejanea.macdonald23713 ай бұрын
stands on desk OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
@demonking98112 ай бұрын
You should do a hitman poison only challenge where you can only kill your targets with poison 👍🏾
@lyricalcarpenter2 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you recognize the bodies in the water.
@EllieS.-db9ud3 ай бұрын
Aye aye captain. Press f to pay respect 🫡
@Zephyr7133 ай бұрын
Yessssss new video
@stralegaming259724 күн бұрын
"I'm sorry, I didn't know the gun was loaded. And was off safe, And was set to full auto, And had 250 bullets in it. After I fired the 249th one I tought that is it but then the 250th one, that really did kill everyone. Such a tragic accident my honor"
@Duckieisverycool3 ай бұрын
this is a certified onion butter moment
@ptmc21122 ай бұрын
Problem with dragging bodies in hitman, as long as you hold the body, even for a moment, the body is considered non-accidental, so dragging someone to water would be immediately overruled to non-accidental due to the fact that you're holding the body.
@goosifyed9717Ай бұрын
the intrusive thoughts
@generalforsythe3944Ай бұрын
Holy crap, I recognize the bodies in the water
@bonitawicher3 ай бұрын
RIP the captain
@1marcelfilmsАй бұрын
Glad im not the only one that notice the AI starts to break after enough hours and kills
@MizdlАй бұрын
Idk about you but I wiped out Berlin and Hokkaido in roughly thirty minutes
@marcospadis3 ай бұрын
I´d never seen that swimming fish.
@Bowtie1443 ай бұрын
You made that stream so long ago but it’s ok and yes sir onion it’s bow tie
@thatlazymaki986321 күн бұрын
Hey, it was a really good video, but I just have a question, why do you have dreams chin, like that is a sharp chin bro, not a bad thing.
@Mynder162 ай бұрын
Man, the ratings for this resort are gonna TANK once they find out how many people accidentally drowned there on the same day. They should really hire some more life guards to watch the beaches. :(
@DomhnallMolloy3 ай бұрын
Rip captin
@John-Smith02Ай бұрын
3:36 "what I instead did was collected every fire hydrant in the map" You mean extinguisher.
@GooyfahhFardy-zw7mp3 ай бұрын
I choked on my food once I saw the title. bruh
@blackchibisan8116Ай бұрын
This whole video gives me PTSD from my first time playing Splinter Cell. I can't remember what mission it was but it was the first splinter cell and I wasn't supposed to kill anyone on this mission. I had never really played a proper stealth game but I interrogated a guy and then hid his body in the river because this is a video game and the weeds and water would prevent line of sight. I moved on, the game auto saved and I kept losing the mission cause someone died and I couldn't figure out why... until I remembered the man in the river. By the time it had auto saved there was no time to go back and get him... I was screwed and I stopped playing the game after that.
@deepwaterrehab76853 ай бұрын
F for the Captain
@Phalaix2 ай бұрын
Your voice has changed so much since you made the "Without spotted" series
@mythalieon78293 ай бұрын
I think that Hokkaido Patient Zero would be best, you could do it silent assassin with that
@depsurrel50843 ай бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKSqfKmwoMaJitUfeature=shared was done already
@dasdsfasfafasdАй бұрын
R.I.P captain
@CrazedKen3 ай бұрын
Whups, uh ho.
@knelson30573 ай бұрын
mannn i wish your videos were longer
@AnalystPrime2 ай бұрын
Funny, just a few days before this video was posted I watched one of those stupidly hard challenge videos and came up with one where you can only use electrocution accidents. Note it must be an accident, not using a taser bomb that was brought to the scene. Preferably also no doing anything that would tip a remotely competent investigator that someone suspicious was around like leaving bullet holes in things, knocking people out or destroying the security system.