Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage?

Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War is easily the most Black Ops and Cold War game Treyarch has ever made. It’s 50% Cold War and 50% Black Ops but still manages to be 100% Call of Duty at its core. It’s quite the feat. Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage?
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Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
This video contains spoilers for Black Ops Cold War’s campaign and some big boy words, be sure to get your parents permission before watching. On the off chance you’re new here or are just a little too stuffed after dinner seeing as this was filmed right after Thanksgiving, I’ll briefly explain how this works. Any time I take damage of any kind, I’ll hit the circle button with the three lines on it, I dunno what it’s called or why they can’t just call it the fliping pause button anymore. I’ll slap that trash with your thumb, reload the last checkpoint then try again from there.
Now that we all understand each other, we can get into the game and I’m already lost. Apparently this takes place between Black Ops 1 and 2 but I didn’t beat either of those campaigns so I have no idea what’s happening. I’m not even the numbers guy anymore. The CIA must’ve sent the Count to track down Snuffleupagus again. Last time he got loose he stole all the straws from the Little Caesars on Eureka Road. It’s probably just a coincidence that that building was torn down, it certainly wasn’t to conceal evidence. Anyway, this is your standard Call of Duty experience. We’re the good guys doing bad things to track down the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they’re doing good by making bad things happen to lots of people. It’s very simple.
Hans informed Adler, Mason, Woods, and I that our job is to
track down Qasim Javadi and convince him to spill the beans so that we too may feast on his knowledge. Generally speaking, just like life in the current year, you’re gonna want to be as far away from everyone else as possible. The more space between you and an enemy, the more likely you are to not take damage. As a whole, Cold War Black Ops is terrible, I truly regret spending $130 on it just for this challenge. Why $130 instead of $60? Bought it for my original Xbox One, gameplay seemed as smooth as melted butter scalding its way across the skin on my hand, so I bought it again on Steam for my absurdly expensive iMac. Turns out that Cold War cannot run on my sixty-five fliping hundred dollar machine. So you’re stuck with what could be the worst possible version of this game. As am I. We’ll get through this together, don’t worry.
I wasn’t sure what kind of experience I was in for when the first mission gave me trouble. If you’ve seen my other Battlefield videos, this probably isn’t anything new to you. Enemies all over, difficult to see where they’re shooting from, damage comes from somewhere you can’t see so you can’t really plan for it for the next go-around. Upside is, unlike Modern Warfare 3 which was he last Medal of Honor game I played, there are hit-markers in the campaign. AND you get a red hit-marker when you kill someone. Even when firing blindly you have a solid idea of what’s being killed.

[@dylanmulieri6071]

“I’m not even the numbers guy anymore” Says this while playing as the numbers guy

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Bruh moment

[@BIGD-cc7ru]

Yea that was a big brain dumb moment. But I’m not THAT mad about it....... oki mabey a little bit mad 😠

[@OldMacdonalt]

I thought he referred to Elmo.

[@thetaminus2334]

A bit of editing of which his words don't match with the footage. Drift0r does this a lot with his opinions on gaming. Its a good way to show limitation and be comedic about it.

[@BIGD-cc7ru]

@@thetaminus2334 ahhh ok

[@trevormc8218]

"Turning their bodies into food for the micro-homies in the dirt" is the best way to say 'I killed them' Ive ever heard

[@Infinte888]

Usually I say I just put them on a shirt

[@goovindnarula6470]

Came across this comment literally as he said it in the video 😂

[@theotherblevinator8704]

"Turning them into past-tense."

[@mlgninja4503]

"Feeding the planet"

[@theotherblevinator8704]

@@Infinte888 Put them on the side of a milk carton.

[@Vvengance]

He said this was filmed right after thanks giving, and I actually had to check my calendar.

[@null7493]

Same

[@wastelandimperialist5067]

Bruh same

[@smjaiteh]

I thought he was from Canada for a second, but then I remembered that his logo is Michigan, and I got confused again.

[@MobileAutoElectric]

Same

[@civosborne]

Same

[@KillerBot5100]

“Woods is easily the worst character” _You have provoked a gang war_

[@davidlewis1418]

OK, but is he wrong? Everybody suffered serious character assassinations (writing wise) after OG Black Ops.

[@The-Big-Boss]

@@davidlewis1418 you mean after black ops 2 right?

[@davidlewis1418]

@@The-Big-Boss Not really. There was some serious character assassination in BO2 as well. Mason and Woods kinda swapped spots leading to awkward moments, but Hudson especially got the worst of it. Of course, they completely wrote Weaver out.

[@Predator20357]

David Lewis I almost forgot about weaver until the zombies map.

[@The-Big-Boss]

@@davidlewis1418 character assassination is not how I would describe it. I think Hudson got way less cool to that I agree. Woods became deranged because of his torture and Mason was free from the mind control so the character swap thing does make a ton of sense, I really liked woods in 2 in 1 he just felt bland I got more out of Bowman and Weaver than Woods.

[@tresweet7614]

"Man this entire mission sucks. Not a lot of cover. Enemies in all directions." Yeah. Welcome to Vietnam

[@dosemate2383]

Why is the sky speaking fortunate son

[@tresweet7614]

@@dosemate2383 w-why is the sky speaking Napalm Sticks To Kids?

[@Opana223]

There in the tree's

[@pokeguy742]

You seem pretty knowledgeable about that. I'm sure you'd know a thing or two about stray arms fire, Mr. Kennedy.

[@Joseph_Stuntn]

@@pokeguy742 oof

[@bugthesdaguy1316]

" were the good guys doing bad things to track the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they're doing good thing by making bad things happen to alot of people , its very simple. " the plotline of call of duty explained by- Paul of mitten squad

[@prophetofthe20th45]

I started reading this as soon as he started saying that’s so it was like he was reading your comment

[@gamingforfun8662]

It's perfectly placed from the start of the comments section so that it matches up perfectly

[@bluesap7318]

Easy peasy

[@snakebiting9748]

We're*

[@snakebiting9748]

a lot*

[@mettatonneo1147]

Oh my god I genuinely just burst out laughing when you called Reagan “President Bush”

[@dylanmahaffey8920]

Most underrated joke in the video

[@RisuTheMan]

"shows a clip of Ronald Reagan in bo5" *P R E S I D E N T B U S H*

[@spos69]

And it dose not help that he called woods the worst character in the game

[@Th3UNiBaLLa]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that died at that one. Haha

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

"We leapt from this roof with our Tactical Moon Shoes. The only kid powered anti-gravity shoes." That part killed me. Edit: "This RPD was like a suppository from God after International Cheese Day. Which is every day at my house." Was also a great line.

[@Tendie935]

"Homeland security at this point has yet to be impregnated by a sentient barrel of oil" wow

[@ZyroShadowPony]

I dont get history

[@AtomicTheSniper]

@@ZyroShadowPony Middle East has oil, we destroyed Middle East for oil, terrorists attacked us bc we destroyed their lands, tsa exists to stop terrorists. Boom, history

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@AtomicTheSniper oh. Shit im an idiot

[@PirateCat822]

@@AtomicTheSniper more like destroyed their borders,by making up borders that conflict their previously taken back land that was stated in an agreement that was then overtaken by a different agreement made by the French and English,and somehow the USA got involved

[@connorbarr3435]

@@AtomicTheSnipernot really we lose allot of oil from supportive israel so that doesn't make much sense if we only want oil

[@xinzhao3755]

Paul.. enjoy your rest buddy you deserve it

[@AzureGreatheart]

I love how the optimal build for a slow and methodical playthrough is an unhinged lunatic who thinks everyone’s trying to kill him.

[@WalterTheWalrus]

Wonder how many people recognize your pfp, I do

[@oathkeeper65]

When was the last time Mitten won a challenge? It seems like every challenge he’s done recently has failed for reasons beyond his control.

[@DD-bv9jl]

I know he beat the challenge i requested fallout new vegas with a silenced .22

[@TheChosenMoose01]

Pretty certain he beat the god of time challenge, the one before that, and the one before that, list goes on.

[@theblackbaron4119]

I mean he didn't kill himself while playing Elmo's letter and number adventure. So that's a win each :d

[@TheChosenMoose01]

@@theblackbaron4119 Why would he kill himself for playing the greatest game of all time?

[@chrom_mage]

@@TheChosenMoose01 so his last memories would be him playing elmo's letter adventure duh!

[@casulatgame]

"I'm not even the numbers guy anymore," he says while playing as Mason.

[@funnyman5254]

I know I’m a little late, but I think that was the joke

[@wormboi1]

No he was bell

[@machomanalexyt5736]

"the tried and true tactic of doing absolutely nothing" everybody has their own strategies for passing highschool

[@Elytra_Space]

HAH

[@thecommiekiller9523]

Dude it kills me when you make these references about Michigan. “The little Caesars on Eureka Road”. I legit know where that is 😂

[@eazy8579]

I’ve been there

[@PidgeyHowler]

I love how his openings don't even bother trying to explain the run. Its just nonsensical gibberish followed by the challenge name.

[@NCR-Trooper]

Patrolling the mojave makes you wish for a turkey dinner.

[@aurthormaxson2287]

@Courier Six Join the Brotherhood

[@aurthormaxson2287]

The only good thing about the Mojave is the scenery

[@ribmaster4517]

We won't go quietly the legion can count on that

[@stevejones1488]

Fuck the NCR. I have so fucking many dogtags...

[@civilizedhuman7875]

@@aurthormaxson2287 no. You got defeated by a courier with a bullet in his head. You got defeated by peasants with muskets and a general . liberty prime , power armor , is nothing when you have 1 million peasants

[@stormytrooper52]

This whole mission sucks no cover enemy’s everywhere Me: welcome to Vietnam

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

That's a lie, supposedly your bed is indestructible cover. Unless you get stuck at a bunk bed barracks, and you get the top bunk

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Its nam baby

[@thomashealy2248]

Welcome to the jungle

[@theghostly4328]

It gets worse here everyday

[@stormytrooper52]

@@theghostly4328 that’s Vietnam for ya

[@chadtalbot8917]

"My other Battlefield videos" he is really laying it on in this video

[@Hatshidoro]

also modern warfare was the last medal of honor he played.

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

“Can you beat black ops Cold War by hugging all your enemies to death” Body shield let them bleed out

[@Bighairynutsinthewind]

Nah cuz of the heavy soldiers can’t be body shielded

[@Bleached0]

“And he gave us the green light” WAIT A MINUTE THATS FORESHADOWING

[@thunar1970]

I really just want to see you beat dark souls. Nothing special, just dark souls. Please. I beg you.

[@Mustang-wt1se]

Can you beat Dark Souls without having a mental breakdown

[@rotationalshorts9104]

@@Mustang-wt1se Ofc

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@@Mustang-wt1se DS1 isn’t even that hard dude

[@NoOne-ju8fi]

@@glctcthnkr8059 yeah, you just have to adjust to a different mindset

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

A can you beat DS1 without upgraded weapons might be a laugh and change from all the SL1 runs.

[@aflyingrat3969]

Mason put down a shit ton of cash on that table, that currency we used was almost equivalent to the US dollar's value

[@why712]

A Flex

[@aflyingrat3969]

@@why712 he put down about 2000 dollars

[@Infectedbybloo]

That literal entire scene was about bribing the police how did you miss that

[@aflyingrat3969]

@@Infectedbybloo the police chief had already fucking left

[@SamSalsa411]

phantom gaming If you watch the police chief just goes to the bar, he doesn’t actually leave. You pass him on the way out

[@captainclingerman5158]

Can you beat my freind pedro without taking damage or killing anyone

[@coldcyan6933]

Damn, you want mitten to beat up your friend pedro without killing anyone you must be a shit friend then /s

[@milanpadanyi8303]

@@coldcyan6933 Now that, is some high IQ joke.

[@CoolaBoola]

@@coldcyan6933 You BEAT me to it.

[@captainclingerman5158]

@@coldcyan6933 yeah pedro is an asshole but I don't want anyone else to die though

[@WingZX1103]

Okay now that’s an actual challenge

[@Someone02070]

Rest in peace, always gonna be remebered

[@Prod_bh]

"The numbers guy isn't in this." he says while playing as the numbers guy.

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

7:35 "they pitched us over sideways on some Nicaraguan hill, my back felt like its broken, my legs I could not feel, I kept on shootin communists but it was kinda hard to tell."

[@domzzzi4640]

Holy shit guy fieri

[@swgclips03]

Paul, I hope you read this from somewhere above, but here's a fun fact! Fortunate Son was played constantly, 24/7 during the entire Vietnam war. As a punishment after us losing, we forced the entire nation of Vietnam to listen to Fortunate Son on every single radio station and speaker they have. To this day, the song plays in every city, town, village, and home in Vietnam and parts of Cambodia. Nonstop.

[@GregInTechnicolor]

"have a wonderful day *mouse click*" always my favorite part

[@b3rtne]

"President Bush." Amazing.

[@AS34N]

The level of trolling in this video is genius. Bravo.

[@Soupprobablycan]

Its honestly beautiful

[@folktriggels3543]

Paul can you beat cold war without taking any damage Me who's played all endings: short answer no long answer nooooooooooooo

[@tableentertainment7644]

I’ve done all ending and beaten it on realism

[@heavymetalmusichead4969]

The fact that they force you to miss that shot at the airport infuriates me.

[@JustDevon]

“The dark part was a pain in the ass but not in any kind of a fun way”

[@LonckG5658]

I hope your happy, up in the gates of heaven Paul.

[@generalkenobi858]

11:17 Exactly this. I love when games know when to completely cut music so all you hear is the ambient noise, enemies and allies yelling, and also gunshots or the sounds of combat in general. Not many games balance it well, but when it does happen it’s something truly special.

[@swedishvampire343]

"....Slow down time when you hold your breath" ah yes just like real life

[@casulatgame]

"Wood was as insufferable as ever, he is easily the worst character in this game," me: someones going to die tonight.

[@caesarspeaks]

It’s new woods. The old voice actor isn’t there. That’s why he’s so insufferable

[@casulatgame]

I could see that, but woods the character is the god damn best. The new voice actor does fine, he just cant live up to Burns.

[@RebelGaming4U]

@@caesarspeaks both Woods are good. Regardless woods is woods.

[@kye465]

@@caesarspeaks the new voice actor still did a great job

[@caesarspeaks]

@@kye465 he got the character all wrong- woods is supposed to be fucking intense as hell. He is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING COMEDIC RELIEF.

[@omegaexists]

"Like new vegas, the choices are an illusion." You mean fallout 4?

[@TheChosenMoose01]

And Telltale games

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

No he knows what he meant

[@Predator20357]

Remove the slideshow endings and it is illusion of choice. Like the only parts I remember that actually have choice is the ending battle where you get extra helpers and a airstike. Maybe there are a few small changes like a guy appearing or not.

[@whiteeagle9769]

@@Predator20357 You can do literally anything throughout the game and nuke both factions there is no "illusion" you probably don't have the dlc

[@Predator20357]

White Eagle I do have the dlc and only one actually effects it and guess what, I’m not praising a game that makes me pay for actual decisions. If I can do anything I want in NV, where is the option where I say fuck it all and leave? Jokes aside, Fallout 4 allows you to do “Anything you want” kind of choices and if we include DLC, you get to do even more. But like most people I know refer to, they are referring to the actual story and consequences like if you do A then you can’t do B because C.

[@thelocdesiringentryintoyou3686]

“Can you beat God of War 2020 with only runic attacks and summons”

[@zyzyfuss]

2018*

[@FrozenHistory852]

“And believe me, I got down their quick” i did the exact same thing ngl

[@asooxbmw5616]

Mitten squad: uploads a video Me: "At last the real game can begin."

[@rhysjones5929]

This dude did well with the jokes for a game series that’s drier than a nuns fanny in the desert

[@ennessAU]

I love how visceral this statement is

[@mjkrh]

*Valak wants to know your location*

[@startedtech]

eh, Black Ops is definitely from dried out. Black Ops 2,3,4 all took place in the future, this is the 80s, black ops 1 was the 60s

[@jetthejudge]

Campaign is some WAP pal

[@BlankSpaceMonsterASMR]

“He was easily the worst character in this game” Why do I hear marching?

[@thatplaneguy944]

In the part of the video where he army crawls to avoid being shot, I was laughing because you can just run through that part without getting hit once

[@personguy1376]

So odd hearing you say “The little Cesars on eureka road” because I live like 4 minutes away from it.

[@BigSexyBlackMans]

“Woods is easily the most insufferable character in this game.” Oooh, Paul. You have no idea what you just did.

[@snowboundwhale6860]

Neither do I, what did he do?

[@kovacsnovak6745]

@@snowboundwhale6860 The black ops community is angered...

[@snowboundwhale6860]

@@kovacsnovak6745 but why?

[@A-Rather-Dubious-Character]

@@snowboundwhale6860 Woods is a MAJOR iconic and beloved character in Call of Duty. Alongside many others. People don't like it when an iconic and loved character is called something they likely aren't. Okay now I go into the void.

[@Neneleafy]

@@A-Rather-Dubious-Character I don’t even care because of his new voice actor he’s trying so hard to be badass but he doesn’t have the experience with woods like James does

[@squeeger]

I took damage when Fortunate Son wasnt playing in the intro in Fracture Jaw

[@jacobcollectscards7964]

Magic Carpet Ride was pretty good though

[@wormboi1]

Yeah I loved Lucky Son

[@omegaexists]

This wasnt filmed right after thanksgiving, unless you are a time traveler.

[@phantom__1117]

R/wooshh

[@omegaexists]

@@phantom__1117 you certainly have reddit, good for you.

[@dirpyturtle69]

@@omegaexists no he doesn’t otherwise it would be r/woooosh

[@omegaexists]

@@dirpyturtle69 a wannabe redditor and an actual redditor are equally as bad.

[@dripyeager9947]

@@omegaexists damn bro you speaking truth

[@hgababu]

bruh I just played this campaign last night on realistic difficulty. Leaving the crane mission was an absolute pain in the ass, but I'll tell you that you made the right choice for the last mission. The "good" ending has an on-rails segment at the beginning that I seriously thought was impossible on realistic difficulty, I can't imagine the pain it would be to try taking no damage

[@quay537]

Mitten Squad: *Saves lazar* Me: *This....truly does put a smile on my face...*

[@krestus6715]

"be sure to get your parents permission before watching"... I did get my parents permission.. I am a 19 year old man

[@Chris-dt5fg]

Very fitting pfp

[@krispykris7110]

Ngl when he hit the alarm and restarted I felt dumb because that’s exactly what I did except I didn’t restart

[@shiddermcgee1178]

The intro is just you trying to reach the word count for an essay

[@sadheavy9292]

And just like some teachers, we accepted it

[@-socialcredit]

Why not try and do Cod World at War Veteran mode? Nothing special, just suffering

[@plaguedoctorgame3548]

Ah yes the enemies only throw grenades mode

[@steelrain714]

@@plaguedoctorgame3548 they picked danger close

[@willooooooo]

@@plaguedoctorgame3548 PTSD from them nades

[@matthewharris8189]

Yea

[@GALiANTzGAMER]

Destroying the Flak guns on Heart of the Reich on veteran has to be the single most infuriating thing I've ever done in my life

[@jxpd7898]

I remember when I switched to a Mac Because my other PC broke, every single steam game I had wasn't compatible

[@kinmingwong6866]

Damnn, bro; I didn’t expect a video with Cold War so soon lmao; I was expecting Modern Warfare (2019) or the previous Black Ops games before this one 😂

[@bugthesdaguy1316]

video: has 200 comments. me: can i see them. youtube: no

[@melonlab80]

Video: has 3 comments Me: scrolling, scrolling, scrolling

[@condorz8110]

It says 112 comments for me

[@bugthesdaguy1316]

@@condorz8110 just further prooving how broken youtube comments are, I currently have 519

[@NoName-he5ri]

164

[@AutisticPotato7]

5 over here

[@kohnjack]

I am more curious to see what decisions he makes instead of the actual challenge.

[@float32]

I enjoy his face sounds

[@GabenRayyyy]

Can you beat skyrim backwards. Load up a save that you've beaten the game on, then slowly reload old saves until you get to the start of the game

[@dominikparuzel4040]

No

[@GabenRayyyy]

@@dominikparuzel4040 😂

[@commanderb7291]

"Friendly fire is a fucking problem when you don't know how to stay out of my way." This needs to be a quote for all shooter games. I usually turn off friendly fire (FF) if possible, because AI is often idiotic, and players can be as well. Going old school here with the original Star Wars Battlefront I and II, my first experience with FF mechanics, turning off FF saves you so many unintended casualties and deaths. With the first game, if FF is off you could do grenade jumping, which is super fun once you get the timing and angle down. In more modern times, 2009 to be exact, Left 4 Dead 2, why they put FF in the cooperative multiplayer is beyond me. So many times it is abused by assholes with the auto shotgun or SPAS, molotovs, etc.

[@markpilon6959]

He said "after Thanksgiving" like we wouldn't notice

[@onlinealias622]

When I played through it I thought about a no damage play through, and I came to the conclusion that its probably almost impossible. Ill have to see how this video goes.

[@slavsupreme5129]

Oh ye of little faith

[@FethrPersonal]

That awkward moment you realize which Little Ceasers Mitten is talking about.

[@thecommiekiller9523]

Exactly lmao

[@evan4875]

weird living near such a popular youtube

[@Player-10]

Any Bethesda RPG Challenge: pour experience points into skills you don't use, and be totally under developed in the skills you do use. (And in Fallout, take the closest to worthless or unhelpful perks). This should be a fun one. Also would love to see Outerworlds.

[@jordaneggerman4734]

Who knew that I would find the most apt description for the TSA, in my favorite YT gamer's script?

[@LePedant]

IDK why people buy Macs. $7500 and can't run COD, that's just unacceptable.

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Just another mark with the thousands of others proving that in any situation. Going for anything besides an apple product will perform better

[@DD-bv9jl]

The only real reason anyone could want a mac is for people that own photo studios the big 5k screen and lack of chunky case really turns them on

[@LePedant]

@@DD-bv9jl I'm assuming MittenSquad bought it for video editing. I get there is only some software you can get on a Mac, but still $7500? Also, it's not even the new Apple Silicon, it's running Intel and AMD graphics, why can't it run COD???? lol

[@LePedant]

@Deathtrooper204 You can't use DirectX on Macs. It's on Apple for not paying licensing fee's to Microsoft for the most widely used API. Also, the game wouldn't run to its full potential on Vulkan, it lacks things like Ray Tracing.

[@Theauu]

I mean.. He deserves it, he has a gaming channel with more than a million subs and he plays on a fucking iMac. Talk about not knowing what to do with your money.

[@fultoneasterwood]

Mitten Squad: This was filmed right after thanksgiving Me: Yes. Thanksgiving is before thanksgiving

[@bigbaby8533]

"I dont know I just kept crawling and it just kept working"

[@r3dunkn0wn87]

I just love this timing because I played through Cold War like 20 minutes ago

[@DreadlyKnight]

New video idea: can you play Cold War multiplayer without dying irl from how bad it is?

[@AniX3X]

have you ever tried to play Stalker: Anomaly without taking damage?

[@uwu_smeg]

dead air without wanting to force a rusty nail through your frontal cortex

[@comradejosephstalinoftheus8698]

Fallout NV without hearing "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

[@lockout5731]

every person watches cold war me hold my beer and watches Clifford the big red dog and can you beat Clifford's phonics without going insane

[@harrisonbosch635]

“and president bush gave us the green light...” *literally not only shows reagan but shows the subtitles also saying reagan*

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

yeah, he likes to make jokes, y'know

[@bladeofveng]

i know your pain Mitten Squad, i recently completed every single Campaign challenge in Cold War, that vietnam level with the heli crash is so willbreaking doing it for the 15th time

[@johnnywhitsel1583]

Just had a good idea, since you mentioned it.... Can You Beat Dark Souls (I, II or III) With Only Magic? or ...With Only A Bow? or... Without Taking Damage? Any of the above would be entertaining to say the least. Forgive me if any of that is actually impossible I have never played Dark Souls I or II and only like an hour of III. I just know seeing others rage at those games brings me great joy.

[@t7mf]

when he said “I’m not even the numbers guy anymore.” I facepalmed

[@ababilashari9970]

he called president reagan, "bush". it's comedy, get over it

[@mp7311]

Being able to pull the bolt back halfway before the bullet hits the target is literally the single worst feeling shooter I've ever head the displeasure of playing. Why is the bullet moving about as fast as I could throw a rock? God it just felt so bad.

[@ehmwhy]

Can you beat Nier: Automata with only the pod?

[@MothboisTTV]

Mitten squad: woods is easily the worst character The whole internet: ANGR

[@carsonh4132]

Please don’t stop making videos! I’ve been watching since your first fallout 4 videos. Have a good day! (P.S. I say this because I thought you quit KZbin and I’m worried lmao)

[@acespetsnaz8037]

the game already forced me to do the “can you beat cold war without sprinting”

[@the_gaming_rabbit8017]

Everyone: I paid $60 for cold war People who preordered: $60? I paid $75 Mittensqaud: I paid $135 Everyone else: you guys have cold war?

[@trashlag]

At this point, these videos are just playthroughs with Paul's amazing commentary and gameplay.

[@Ciara_Foxx]

In a 1995 CoverGirl poll of Best Mitten Squad Episodes Released Last Month, this video ranked #3. Congratulations.

[@avian9033]

As soon as I saw the title I needed to see how he did the part when the helicopter lifts that giant box thing out of the building with hundreds of people shooting at you the whole time

[@kohnjack]

And at least I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t find the crane lol

[@Uebermenschman]

0:33 Huh, that explains it...

[@MrWizeazz]

Can you beat The Last of Us with only using shivs or Ellie’s knife? 🔪 Knife go stabby stabby

[@kcgaming0017]

Long story short, No. Bill's Town chapter has a wave where you can only use a revolver.

[@steelrain714]

@@kcgaming0017 and the sniper part

[@7headd]

3:35 “President Bush” I’m literally fucking screaming THAT’S REAGAN

[@ZeSgtSchultz]

The circle with the 3 lines Hahahahaha Oh man I felt that to my core...

[@wolontong]

pretty much whenever a student cant make an intro for their college script.

[@AlexNV75]

“It’s not a fun time” - Vietnam vet

[@inserisciunnome]

Remember Kids: everything you do to an enemy Is fine, as long as you are American, and they are not. This reply section be like: _you don't Simply make a joke on KZbin_

[@drachenpanzer5622]

Seriously, this game is such a huge amount of propaganda.

[@TheArklyte]

@@drachenpanzer5622 nah, the usual amount for Activision/Blizzard - bad russians, good americans, saint chinese masters

[@sgtfrost8387]

I swear it's like people never played a cod campaign in their life and by half of everyone's comments don't know history. 1. Cod 4 wasn't the U.S fighting the Russians until the very end of the campaign it was U.S vs Middle East while the actual Main protag being soap was UK vs Russia 2. Mw2 both America to be specific general Shepard and Russia to be specific makarov was in the wrong. Both wanted mutual goals and planned on betraying each other regardless and the airport shooting with American guns caused and uproar in Russia so they invade America red dawn style. Even with that being said besides our lord and savior Ramirez main protags were British the hol time Roach and Soap. Should I continue or do y'all get it

[@TheArklyte]

@@sgtfrost8387 where is all the british equipment in the campaigns, dear?;)

[@owencridland9603]

@@sgtfrost8387 I mean last year's modern warfare literally took a us war crime and attributed it to the Russians but yeah it's totally not us propaganda

[@Icemann265]

“Spill the beans so that we too may feast on his knowledge” Genius!

[@unknownphoenix9980]

Your the only person to think of doing this i haven't even completed it and your doing a challenge love it🥰

[@some_toxic_kid1999]

"I'm not even the numbers guy" The bottom of the screen: Alex Mason

[@sergey4bid662]

Can you beat Black Ops Cold War while beeing russian without cringing every second

[@genericrandomness3455]

Probably not

[@IncreasinglyGreasy]

Can’t set the bar too high for a series that pinned the Highway 80 massacre on Russia

[@cqb3814]

I'd like to see a COD where the United States is the imperialist nation commiting all the war crimes, but since this is an American game, I doubt it.

[@jar6264]

Yeah ik yada yada american propaganda Do remember that the USSR are even worse.

[@DrunkenCommisar]

@@jar6264 nah mate

[@rustyrebuilds1046]

He threw me for a loop when he said filmed after Thanksgiving 😅

[@Joseph_Stuntn]

Can I ask a legitimate question, what went wrong in your life that you need to pretend to be a youtuber?

[@rustyrebuilds1046]

@@Joseph_Stuntn lmao my friend do you see me trying to pretend im Swaggersouls? 😂 I made this account back when i still watched him and just been too lazy to change it. But can i ask a legitimate question, who asked?

[@Joseph_Stuntn]

@@rustyrebuilds1046 I mean normal people dont make accounts that look like the accounts of people they watch, also who asked for you to comment in the first place?

[@Quasi404]

Good to know I'm not the only one who turns off in game music for immersion

[@alanbrown3055]

*slaps the base alarm big red button* "What the fuuuuuuck Bellll!" Jesus that was way funnier than I thought it'd be.