Black Ops Cold War for meme lords

[@theonlyzanny]

you can catch the streams over at www.twitch.tv/theonlyzanman

[@thermonuclearmememonke9431]

Yes Mr. Cheddar

[@m1rtch]

@@thermonuclearmememonke9431 yes sir zanny

[@Venerable471]

Zanny which songs did you play??

[@floof4276]

*father, I crave cheddar cheese*

[@mr_nebulus6470]

Where is the Kirin break where is the dog

[@arjunolak9014]

Adler: We are going back to Vietnam. *Fortunate Son intensifies*

[@dawidnguyen2710]

IT AIN’T MEEEE, IT AIN’T MEEEE

[@MrRe-pg7fj]

@@dawidnguyen2710 I AINT NO SENATOR SON

[@e-man8414]

Adler: We are going back to Vietnam nobody: My brain:start playing sympathy for the devil 😂😂😂😂

[@MB0704]

Me and the bois in the trees

[@c15co5]

and then dis *paint it black intensifies*

[@Max775_]

“Only chads use Iron sights” spoken like a true hero

[@notjapanese3819]

Snipers: ಠ_ಠ

[@kgkomrin]

This logic applies more in Rainbow Six.

[@i-dislike-handles]

Literally only time you should use a sight is on a sniper or a long range gun, people who put scopes on pistols don't exist to me

[@fecking_weirdo]

@@i-dislike-handles *Simo Häyhä KNOWS your location*

[@dungeonmaster7974]

@@notjapanese3819 snipers may have dipers but we get all the ladies ay

[@someguy6417]

When Zanny said “I feel manipulated” as he’s playing as Bell is very foreshadowing and he doesn’t even know it

[@ruifigueiredo5486]

well maybe thats because he records his lines after he played the game?

[@ZKP314]

Same with his theory that Mason was Perseus, considering he is one of the PCs.

[@dignified5340]

@@ZKP314 PC's ?

[@I11Vanon]

+

[@davidb8523]

Fr😂

[@RoboLobster3000]

President reagan: "you'll never be able to kill him without committing war crimes" Zanny: "Mr President committing war crimes is my specialty"

[@Immgfxfdbfsxvbb]

Underrated

[@Couch-zu9kt]

What about sith lords?

[@domdabomb10138]

@@Couch-zu9kt thats jfk btw issa joke

[@mariaealfaro3300]

Count dooka: sexy jedi are my specialty

[@ibraheemahmed7129]

But President, I'm a true American! He said while "Dropping five payloads of democracy at the target * American anthem gets louder in the background*"

[@spooder-man8160]

“Dropping 5 payloads of democracy on the target” Murica “that’s a copy”

[@baroquerookbr3214]

That payload consists of five tons of quarter pounders with cheese, freedom fries, and an extra large side of liberty.

[@spooder-man8160]

@@baroquerookbr3214 Nice job sir Regan would be proud of you 👏

[@spooder-man8160]

Oh wait this is Vietnam “Mission Failed we’ll get em next time😔

[@flo2314]

"Who the Hell is Perseus?" *PERCY JACKSON*

[@domdabomb10138]

if you listened hes Mason

[@angrycrusader1147]

@@domdabomb10138 Perseus ain’t even a single person

[@haroldboi7]

SON OF POSEIDON

[@Carpediem357]

@@haroldboi7 TWO TIME SAVIOR OF OLYMPUS

[@SB_1627]

But mostly he likes to think of himself as just another demigod lucky enough to have found camp half blood

[@matthewptr_]

"The Berlin wall...they put Manuel Neuer in this game" Spain: *observe*

[@maddoxcindy5017]

FICKEN

[@Vantheman315]

6-0

[@adviso7472]

haha, was about to comment that

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

The more you know.

[@mrcheeseburger5273]

You spelled it wrong it's Manwall Neuer

[@tonyl7286]

"Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world" Zanny: "No that's America." The CIA disliked that

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

China has entered the chat.

[@inserisciunnome]

@@MachineMan-mj4gj CoD: You mean the Russians. "..no. i said ch-" CoD: *THE RUSSIANS*

[@dwightyoung2291]

@@MachineMan-mj4gj LIES

[@rengoku9029]

Me to Zanny: That wasnt very freedom of you....

[@usersays8599]

@@MachineMan-mj4gj funny how people think China is a threat, when they never invaded nor destabilized an entire Middle East continent

[@holdentyre9538]

"There are optional missions in COD now?" *cries in Infinite Warfare*

[@marcjehle2480]

Cries in Black Ops 2

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

And they actually could affect the ending as well.

[@ivandwyer5225]

Zanny: "I am great at stealth" Also him: Yells STEALTH whenever he kills someone

[@verycutetaco]

stelth

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

Boy got some true Sokka energy. Yelling "SNEAK ATTACK" when executing a sneak attack.

[@halfiem2510]

Chad move

[@ryanschmidt877]

"Hey Zakhaev nice arm. Haha what" *has flashbacks*

[@mariaealfaro3300]

Imagne that was an actual option

[@ryanschmidt877]

@@mariaealfaro3300 thanks for bringing me back to thic comment didnt realize it got so many likes

[@eduardoguerra2232]

@@ryanschmidt877 what you say

[@FranciscoMendez-pl7in]

Bruh

[@Shadow7601.]

That happened in 1994 i think when zakhaev lost his Arm and BOCW takes place in 1981

[@kingofmutliverse]

Zanny: "I'm joining communist" *Next Episode* Zanny: "I serve the soviet union"

[@banditoshockydrugs4627]

him after : FUCK ADLER

[@user-ru1jo5rc3t]

69 likes

[@thebostonterrierdude1585]

@@user-ru1jo5rc3t nice

[@Marryjanesbud]

In Soviet Russia: *we* serve the Soviet Union

[@natehippe2561]

" cant wait to be addicted for a week then forget all about it" call if duty has never been more perfectly summarized in one sentence.

[@natehippe2561]

I HAVE RECEIVED A HEART FROM THE ZAN MAN

[@whyle5318]

@@natehippe2561 yes you did

[@steelbear2063]

Call if Duty. Don't Call if not Duty

[@glctcthnkr8059]

The addiction time goes down further and further with each release (besides in zombies)

[@Guaguadeath]

Dude for real lol

[@elijahdavis5128]

When a corona gets it lime, a zanny gets his war crime- Sun Tzu

[@firstshoretrooper903]

yes

[@damienrowe9921]

R/cursedcomments

[@elijahpark973]

"Yes" -Sun Tzu, probably

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

He needs bacta to help him commit more war crimes

[@timeforpixy9169]

"Could you turn off the rotors I can't hear the music"

[@timeforpixy9169]

Thank you Zanny

[@deccy_boi5569]

seems about as safe as listening to zanny's singing anyway jk please keep sending crack to the inner cities or I'm a goner

[@lolkaslolpez4823]

Helicopter then goes weeeee

[@timeforpixy9169]

Hehe RPG round go boom

[@manupontheprecipice6254]

@@timeforpixy9169 Is it time?

[@angelceballos6965]

“Pilot, can you stop the rotors? I can’t hear the music.” Famous last words.

[@joshmacdonald6911]

Must be a trump line

[@hellothere5557]

@@joshmacdonald6911 LMAO

[@mack7235]

@@joshmacdonald6911 lmao

[@Joe-pm8de]

Kobe’s last words

[@natethenotsogreat8349]

When you are first taking off in the helicopter it does play music

[@memerofblaviken6326]

Last time I was this early, Zanny still hadn't met his arch-nemesis, the stationary object.

[@comradekenobi6908]

in this vid, its his greatest friend

[@mrwhammer]

“Single largest threat in the free world” *menendez has entered the chat*

[@goldentechmahroop3935]

10 Years later: Zakhaev has entered the chat 20 years later: Makarov has entered the chat

[@domdabomb10138]

@@goldentechmahroop3935 also 20 yrs later task force 141 is formed years later task force 141 dies except price

[@goldentechmahroop3935]

Well Zakhaev isn't part of the storyline in BO, only in the MW series

[@DeadManTalking.]

@@goldentechmahroop3935 Yeah about that.........

[@Alright227]

@@goldentechmahroop3935 he did appear in the campaign

[@DingLiren1992]

I love how all your dialogue choices are at the same mindset of: "Wait, what happens if i choose this one lol"

[@KillerOrca]

As they should be

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Adler: "Perseus is dead" "Yeah ancient Greece was ages ago" You clever son of a gun

[@justalazydudewithglasses8973]

found ya

[@dungeonmaster7974]

The ability to grow a moustache is insignificant next to the power of the beard

[@youtubehandleorsomething]

You watch ZanMan too? A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@jarodreed2593]

You clever father of a knife.

[@tacticalfall4505]

@@justalazydudewithglasses8973 who the hell is this? (I honestly don’t know)

[@mettatonneo1147]

“There’s such a thing as too much fan-service.” *looks towards Rise of Skywalker*

[@PerovNigma]

For the Reylo shippers, sure, but not the rest of us. The whole film was just wasted opportunities, and I’m speaking as a fan who liked _The Force Awakens_ and _The Last Jedi._

[@domdabomb10138]

@@PerovNigma your not a real fan

[@domdabomb10138]

@Ludimeel Sorbo’s backup its not because of that dumbass

[@zerrierslizer1]

SHHHH! we dont mention that garbage here!

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@domdabomb10138 then what was it then hmm? care to explain instead of replying to him all half-assed? you'r reply didnt really explain much did it? who's the dumbass now.

[@gcastro5489]

I like that Zanny's the only one who doesn't pretend to know everything about the story

[@kr1on1c__65]

Same here. He just plays the game and makes us laugh, I like that he dosent make it seem so dramatic

[@magentuspriest]

Well he said he only played Blops 1 and 4. And 4 didnt have a campaign so he was in the dark in terms of story since he never played 2

[@ScullyBoy]

Is he really? I'm genuinely unsure if he's serious or not.

[@lordblackblade3373]

Why didn't he play COD 2?

[@steelbear2063]

He kinda pretended in his Space Marine video. Maybe not on purpose

[@wiredloaf2050]

I want a full release of “baby it’s Cold War outside”

[@Elizabean1984]

🍞

[@wiredloaf2050]

Yo crap, thanks for the likes and the one from the flank artist himself

[@theonewhoasked8069]

🍞🍞

[@MikMoen]

"These optional missions are completely pointless." The secret intel puzzles: "Bruh..."

[@mariaealfaro3300]

The minutes and few missions until i just looked it up i than became a CIA codebreaker

[@ringwraith932]

Toby Maguire when he sees Rick Astley in the thumbnail: finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@poobisifunny1584]

Monkey typing on keyboard

[@Orpheon640]

Ah, a Percy Jackson reference. My respect for you only grows.

[@comradekenobi6908]

Zanny *IS* a man of culture

[@georgekuttysebastian1412]

@@comradekenobi6908 yes indeed sir.

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@georgekuttysebastian1412 da

[@fepe5284]

@@comradekenobi6908 THE man of culture.

[@jamesbygames5336]

Don’t let your love for him blind you

[@gtno22]

"That's it, we've killed all the russians" *rolls credits* 😂😂

[@domdabomb10138]

because the worlds issues and the cod trilogy wouldnt exist i mean without russians im sorry but no cod😭

[@hiimaj1191]

Ur alexa joke triggered my alexa and proceeded to make me fall out my chair.

[@zeta970]

F

[@elguapii5832]

Ctfu same just happened to me 😂😂

[@Guaguadeath]

F

[@breivorbei5646]

F

[@kr1on1c__65]

R.I.P

[@lebah8555]

“ Nice, your warcrime committing skills are remarkable ” - Gaz

[@dum5247]

“Knife that child over at the table”

[@nightowl9398]

5:40 I can’t get over the idea of screaming “STEALTH” during a stealth mission

[@Moldeyawsome12]

This game is definitely setting up a “Cold War” universe within the “Black Ops” universe. Canonically there’s still 4 years between the end of Cold War and the beginning of the flashback levels in BOII, and that’s not to say they couldn’t have more levels filling in the time between the flashback levels in BOII

[@Shadow-ro3gb]

They could also just forget BO2 existed at all. This could still be a sequel to BO1 but also still be a reboot of the series. I think that would be amazing in my opinion. Not that BO2s story was terrible but I think it could be so much better.

[@boxtank5288]

@@Shadow-ro3gb I personally was a big fan of it because it was the first CoD story where the writers realized the plot is schlock and just EMBRACED the cheese. (Anyone wanna say Lawrance of Afghanistan?)

[@H20Dev]

@@Shadow-ro3gb MAJOR SPOILER It completely denys BO2 because one of the endings

[@deathgorilla782]

@@H20Dev that was just one though

[@georgemullens]

Not gonna lie, totally loled at "The Berlin Wall, this is so cool, they put Manuel Neuer in this game"

[@fortunatesoul12]

01:48 *Ronald Reagan:* I know their names. Who do you think approved their last war crim-... I mean _last mission_ ?

[@theflyingdutchmannl]

Reagan you placed illegal nuclear weapons in my country ~ the Netherlands

[@Ck01560]

“By order of the black ops” is that a peaky blinder reference

[@sucka_punch-2000]

Damn I made the comment and scrolled down and saw yours lol

[@miscellaneous_man756]

Not necessarily "By order of .....: can be used in anything really. For instance in Fallout 3, Enclave soldiers, would say. "By order of the Enclave" when trying to kill the lone wanderer around the capital wasteland

[@TerribleWarden]

I really like that the Idea that Mason still has trauma over *Numbers* and just starts screams at just random times because there's just a clock in the Room.

[@Kmax_817]

Fun fact: The thumbnail is actually a real picture taken on dec. 17th, Rick Astley day. Rick won the war by telling us how hes feeling, and making is understand. This famous speech was turned into a hit single to commemorate his achievements, a song called never gonna give you up. Rick is truly a inspiration to us all.

[@agustinfigueroa2516]

"Your war crime commiting skills are remarkable" Sun Tzu: we will watch your career with great interest Edit: this is the most likes ive ever gotten omg

[@adamlopez5060]

Sun Soo lol

[@AaronSanchez-gv1ks]

Hitler Stalin and most countries that exist will be . Let’s be honest

[@agustinfigueroa2516]

@@adamlopez5060 my bad

[@TenthSgtSnipes]

I just wanna know how good is fruit killing skills are

[@ledituzi3646]

sun tzu

[@Monleno]

Dude Zanny cheers me up so much it’s crazy, I use his videos as background noise to sleep because quietness makes my anxiety flair, and I get lost in his videos, since he plays only games that I play, when he makes inside jokes I actually feel involved, and since i’ve been here for like 3 years it genuinely feels like I am following with Zanny, one of my many inspirations to do youtube, I hope I get a friend group like Zanny has, keep going i’m sure you’ll only grow from here i’ll try to be every step of the way

[@bullymaguire745]

“Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world” Zanny: no that’s America! The cia will remember that

[@st-gg4448]

Shht...don't say that they might hear you.

[@thegreyeyedcat9142]

@I KZbin isn’t an American website? Since when

[@Jeff-lc7lp]

@I Welp if America falls have fun with the Chinese

[@conorkiddell9245]

@I um

[@christophershapiro9730]

@@thegreyeyedcat9142 It's been an American website since it's beginning.

[@killmonger2126]

"When someone dies blame it on a war crime" -Sun Zoo

[@AUS-gz8zc]

I’ve been with your channel for about a year now and it’s great to see that you reached 1 million subs, Congrats dude.

[@Blahaj2306]

"He dosn't even use an Instagram filter. Loser." -Cold War Sun Tzu

[@Puckett99]

Really wish Zanny would’ve included having to decrypt all that evidence for those side missions.

[@anthonyervin95]

I doubt he even looked at the evidence.

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@@anthonyervin95 that sucks. Solving randomized puzzles to get side missions in a cod campaign is super refreshing

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@I yeah, but all of my friends always get the cod games so I usually do as well (the only exceptions are IW, BO4, and MW 2019 because they’re just too cancerous) so I don’t really see a reason why not to play the campaigns. They’re usually dumb fun for a couple of hours with an occasional game that has a good story and/or gameplay

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@I also dark souls, titanfall 2, and persona 4 were all developed in 2 years whereas cod games now are developed in 3 so that’s not a good example

[@andreap9689]

3:16 “They knew what they were doing I feel manipulated.” u aint wrong chief

[@swagpirate2067]

I actually surprisingly liked this game lol, online needs work though

[@Lava-x3t]

True that.

[@gurgle382]

Same here, just some multiplayer balancing would help a lot...

[@huhhuh364]

It needs a lot of work, but I still enjoy the mp more than mw

[@Robzilla-Robotron]

They need to get rid of skilled based match making.

[@freddyzhao8702]

The maps are tresh

[@reportedbooch697]

"Your war crime committing skills are incredible." Sun Tzu to his son-

[@blueburger4938]

Zoo?

[@sothasil7716]

Sun Tzu said that

[@flamingcat1101]

@@sothasil7716 and I'm sure he knows more about fighting than you do pal cause he invented it! And he perfected in the ring of honor so no living man could best him. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal. Then he herded them onto a boat, and he beated the crap out of every single one of them. And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place its called a zoo!... Unless it's a farm!

[@emilioo.7972]

Sun tzu's son was an absolute madman

[@koltondavis5975]

“Guards about to catch my dumbass” that line killed me

[@Bablosinspace]

Zanny using Rick Astley instead of Tobey Maguire This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.

[@playerunknown8725]

Lol

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

Adler: *we're going back to Vietnam* Mason and woods: *PTSD and rage of a thousand suns* Zanny: sweet, I'll get the sound- Yt algorithm: *money money money, give it all to me*

[@abhi7936]

6:08 Don't try to fool us. You wanted to take him to your castle. LADY DIMITRESCU.

[@alegatur3307]

Mind: Vietnam is your home country, stop watching the video Me: *Uncontrollable laughing*

[@halfiemmm929]

Me holding my laughter in fear of my viet gf

[@pandaHub1]

Zanny videos in a nutshell: Introduction Jokes that transition into a music or singing Jokes confused screams Panic screams More panic and confused screams Screams cuz he did something pog -Tension moment that gets interrupted by a kirin comercial break More memes El fin.

[@johnfreepunk]

(Mason at a restaurant) “Yeah could I get 3 orders of…” Mason: “are those? NUMBERS!?”

[@arliecoyne1218]

You know it's a zanny cod video when he: Pokes fun at CoD Plays 'Symapathy for the devil' Plays 'Fortunate son'

[@purpleytical1391]

"Qasim, is out of the picture" He's also out of life.

[@_synix_2620]

12:06 when the care package doesn't care for you:

[@tracebase0065]

The Berlin Wall Zanny: oh they put Manuel Neuer in this game! Literally two days after Germany lose 6-0 Truly the wall has fallen again

[@theonlyzanny]

pain

[@garcia2550]

@@theonlyzanny zanny is in pain

[@tracebase0065]

pain

[@eziothegod2959]

Pain

[@thegreyeyedcat9142]

Brazil has been avenged after 6 years

[@erikboydston4476]

I can’t get over how good Zanny is at singing

[@kr1on1c__65]

He is actually amazing at it

[@sucukboy9960]

1:32 yes thats my man!!! Or should I say “ah, I see you are a man of culture yourself”

[@onejediboi]

0:15 "your war crime committing is remarkable" Germany: *nervous sweating*

[@t_p2000]

WIR SIND DIE GUTEN

[@DanielSan1776]

*Japan laughs in Unit 731 & Rape of Nanking*

[@t_p2000]

Im just making fun lmao

[@comradekenobi6908]

Is killing younglings a war crime tho? oh wait

[@Robzilla-Robotron]

Don't forget about Japan. They had that masterd.

[@SebastianDiaz-oi5vs]

The Cheddar joke has aged like fine wine and Cheese

[@flamingcat1101]

More cheese Gromit!

[@Craigstatch]

0:47 TSA when someone slipped through the recktum search😂

[@kokroughtoss1257]

Zanny: "Three tangos. F&%k it." "Shoots all three without alerting suspicion" Zanny: AHHHHHHHH!!! (Trying desperately not to splurge himself)

[@st-gg4448]

6:20 if you're interested

[@seethenero2555]

I screamed with him too, come on that was a dope shot

[@kokroughtoss1257]

@@seethenero2555 It was a really good shot. I'd be lucky if I even get two guys without alerting the other guards. Zanny ain't just jokes and memes, the man's got some real skill. After all, he uses the Master Flank for a reason ya know.

[@fvnk0]

Adler: "Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world" Zanny: "no that's America" goddamn Zanny going for the neck

[@the_blxck_sheep]

Based af

[@donkey3235]

@@the_blxck_sheep bruh leave the word based out of KZbin please leave that for tiktok

[@Elizabean1984]

@@the_blxck_sheep It's not really an Opinion it's just true.

[@solkels_z4794]

well said

[@Justalilsilly]

Nice time to add another reason why America is trash

[@tannermorgan929]

That’s exactly how Americans feel looking over the border to Canada

[@nopark66]

"They put Manuel Neuer in the game" I'm weak asf

[@DestinyPhono]

"what? Tianamen? never heard of it." -Activision after getting spooked by china

[@lukelinville7782]

Lol anyone in China that sees your comment gets instabanned from the internet.

[@DestinyPhono]

@@lukelinville7782 they wont even see this because of their censorship lol

[@lukelinville7782]

Oh

[@solkels_z4794]

everyone in China knows about Tiananmen and you guys still think it is a secret? moron

[@solkels_z4794]

really? how come I'm fine , you idiots haven't heard of a thing called VPN? just continue living in your own dream you stupid shit

[@holdencross8949]

Zanny: *gets a triple headshot* Also Zanny: load size: *MAXIMUM*

[@nukehobo]

Zanny needs to play Black Ops 2, he’s missing a lot.

[@domdabomb10138]

and 3 lol

[@syfekyle7666]

@@domdabomb10138 3 isn’t really important

[@domdabomb10138]

@@syfekyle7666 lol ik i just wanna see him get wrecked

[@keylakettlemjardim8282]

He should play both Hotline Miami games

[@eshaanjain9379]

Atleast the optional missions have an important impact

[@Tom-hk2ep]

Game- *Gives 2 options in cutscene* "huh, Ill pick second one" Game- *CHALLENGE COMPLETED!* 0:21

[@unknownuser1087]

"5 payloads of democracy coming down on you" me: oh yeah, thats 5 payloads of freedom

[@Snowfly1]

6:21 "Jesus Christ...thats Jason Bourne"

[@parker8926]

"They out Manuel Neuer in this game!" Not after that game against Spain

[@Deacstr]

I just watched 12 tons of freedom being unloaded into my brain

[@Luey_Luey]

_plays the vietnam mission_ "I feel manipulated" hmmmmmmm....

[@ironhide216]

I lost it when he said" perseus is percy jackson"

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

CoD: Garbage CoD with Zanny commentary: “It’s beautiful..”

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

Hudson: *the CIA analysts consider him to be the single largest threat to the free world* Zanny: *no that's America* *Soviet spy detected*

[@b4ushoutxyz_66]

@I god you evidently can't tell jokes idiot. Woooooosh. Woooooooosh I say

[@cheesypooo6838]

9:50 hilarious "Might try if the boys got this game.... I dont think any of them did."

[@goldentechmahroop3935]

Imagine if Zanny plays BO2 "Optional missions are useless nowadays" -zanny playing cold war Haha, optional missions are not useless!

[@theman-delorean200]

“Black cheddar” What an intimidating code name

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

*gets in elevator* "Hey how are you?" *breaks neck*

[@intergalactic92]

10:28 love the Avatar cameo. I am a fan too. 🤘

[@benstevens6857]

I love the idea of Zanny making football jokes and Americans being very confused

When Zanny makes football jokes and you're not an american: calm But then you remember that you don't really watch football: panik

[@benstevens6857]

@I That is why I watch the Championship, the quality may be lower but at least I don't often see diving

@Dalton K I don't know what Korone and Coco are, I don't watch sports in general.

[@Toesthechild]

There is such no thing as a war crime Sun Tzu -

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

1:02 Inhale* "NOW THIS,IS PODRACI-"Gets copyright striked by the Mouse,The true dark emperor...

[@wiredloaf2050]

7:06 “Ramirez there are Russian troops in the burger town!”

[@imranbaig4928]

Wait. Where’s the Kirin commercial? WHERES THE KIRIN COMMERCIAL!?

[@ALLTH3YW4NT3D]

“These Vietnamese, who are very much in range.” Wait, isn’t lord Zan-Man from Vietnam?

[@brandonschwertley2723]

COD: Zanny You need and Optic! Zanny: Nyet! Rifle Is Fine!

[@RedSky98]

Hudson: Perseus is the most dangerous person to the free world Zanny: no that’s America CIA: didn’t like that The scp foundation: same wit us I’m not even American I’m irish and I think that’s funny

[@domdabomb10138]

im irish to but live in america im 100% irish atleast my family tells me that idk tho but where you from?

[@Galexiie]

i love it when you laugh so hard you move away from your mic and it’s just distant howling

[@Soupmann]

“There is always a fourth guy” - Tsun zu, the art of war

[@niger216]

Sun zoo

[@johnxy-san2513]

"with iron sights , the blind can see"- sun zoo

[@potatohot7799]

Sun tzu*

[@MMM-wg2vm]

When you did the “Alexa, what time is it” my Alexa actually responded

[@t_p2000]

Fun fact: everyone commenting right now hasnt seen the video even half yet

[@m1rtch]

Including u 😂🤓

[@kenway-motions2544]

Never been more correct

[@reservoir4798]

I havent even watched it

[@t_p2000]

@@m1rtch including me youre right

[@m1rtch]

@@Bloom-jo3hx like ya cut g 😂 I wish I could play cod too poor to afford it 😂 so I have to upload bf2 to my yt 🤣

[@EthalaRide]

The idea of _Reagan-era_ CIA classified documents having "non-binary" as a gender option, lol not knocking the inclusivity, just _for a period peice_ it feels kinda funny. lol

[@nj7969]

Well especially from a security stand point. I mean imagine leaving that out of a target description. Knowing one or the other literally narrows down half of the human population. I don’t see why the CIA would do that. I understand why developers would do it though.

[@nj7969]

@Robert Allan wait that wasn’t real? I mean the zombies are real right?

[@nj7969]

@Robert Allan ohhhh so thats why they didn’t get back up... I mean... what?

[@Elizabean1984]

@@nj7969 Yeah i was wondering why the entire British Embassy didn't get back up...

[@hm_514]

* playing as mason * Zanny : GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@t1gdisgamer961]

Zanny, I'll walk you through the only mode that matters if I need to. *ZOMBIES*

[@eyelesstrooper]

imma be honest if when I play zombies it's a disappointment like bo4 bo3 and infinite warfares zombies imma be pissed that I wasted money on it