Can You Beat Burrito Bison By Doing Absolutely Nothing?

[@diegov1743]

Is this the first game of that "genre"?

[@Shyguymask]

Not even close, launch games were common and popular during Flash's time on the web. However, Burrito Bison was one of if not the most popular launch games ever alongside Learn to Fly. It's worth noting too that when Kongregate held a "Best flash game ever" contest on their website to celebrate 100,000 games, Burrito Bison Revenge was the ultimate winner beating out Bloons TD 5 of all games in the finals!

[@diegov1743]

@@Shyguymask thank you, I only played the adventure time one

[@grumpyman2]

The earliest one I remember is Pingu Throw (2004) which is reeeeaaaal basic. You just hit a penguin and it flies some distance and lands. Someone else modified it to make Bloody Pingu Throw, which added landmines which launch you further, and inspired some other games like Kitten Cannon (2005). The earliest game of this type that was actually fun by today's standards was NANACA†CRASH!! (2005) which was really popular in the west even though the instructions were in Japanese, and it's still pretty addicting even today! Look it up and give it a go if you feel like it. That's just what I remember though, there might be other stuff I never played back then.

[@ryanprjgamingchannel9437]

Shyguymask also did a video with Learn to Fly before this.

[@mancheaseskrelpher8419]

Don’t forget Toss the Turtle! It’s a real classic!

[@nicholasfaulds2762]

Omg in 4th and 5th grade this was the game everyone played during indoor recess this brings back all the memories

[@Cold_Frost41]

I played this on coolmathsgames

[@somedragondood7884]

It’s still going today, don’t worry

[@Westiver_]

And I just discovered it lol

[@saladmus920]

4th and 5th graders with smartphones 🤢

[@somedragondood7884]

@@saladmus920 Thats actually really common today, and it ain't a bad thing

[@olal9904]

If the shyguymask formula is true, the first game will be easy, the second game will be relatively easy until the very end where there's an impossible roadblock, and the third game will be impossible like 6 seconds in

[@arandomyoutubeuser4873]

Is it? The prophet!

[@Pineapply_Queen]

Friggin called it.

[@trevorragan2464]

The formula was *almost* true

[@Spacebugg]

@@trevorragan2464 wdym isnt it fully true?

[@trevorragan2464]

@@Spacebugg the second game was relatively easy until the very end with a *near* impossible road block

[@man.2106]

Only legends try beating games without playing them Im suprised by how far he got though.

[@IvanFranco120]

Yeah, grinding is key to the victory. 😅

[@isaagamerplays]

This is an extremely old version of this game holy crap. I wasnt expecting this vid, but it made my day.

[@Oravankarva]

Is this the android version?

[@cultistaautista]

These are just older games of the series, not versions I think.

[@Nitram-MH]

Can we talk about the differences of how each run ends from the original vs. the second game? The first game always has him either beaten by a cop, or carried by a cop back to the ring, or both. But in the second game, he now picks himself up and goes back to the ring willingly. Even if he gets caught in a fight with a cop, he beats them anyways and goes back to ring once more. It’s such a nice, subtle difference showing that he got more confident now and he’s not letting down

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

Burrito Bison Revenge is one of my favourite flash games, I'm glad it's getting a bit more attention, especially by high quality KZbinrs like this

[@anastasiaaugustine7774]

I like the detail where whenever bison fall on the cops he usually get caught but in the sequel he beat the cops shows that he learned from his mistake

[@Pacca64]

I feel like you should've waited for a first run where the forced rocket slam wouldn't kill gummies. It'd have next to no impact on the game as a whole. Though I do recall the other in game tutorials forcing inputs as well; perhaps you should've mentioned that at the end, if that's the case, that'd be a much better reason to cancel the challenge.

[@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257]

Your profile picture is adorable.

[@RustyNips]

Ya if you gotta slam one single time at the very start then not on future runs its definitely not gonna impact anything at all itll just add one click to the minimum of click run

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

It'd still have a slight impact; therefore, you're doing something that actually matters. Even if it hinders progress.

[@highproteincorn]

you should've still continued with launcha libre to see if you could've gotten to the end *after* doing that first initial click for the rocket slam

[@Tr0lliPop]

or waited for a run where the forced rocket slam doesn't kill any gummies. Next to no effect on the run.

[@themendorean]

It's impossible anyways so nah

[@antomicx1]

Talk about a blast from the past! I remember playing Burrito Bison and it's sequel on Newgrounds back in the day. It was certainly one of my favorite flash games in the "launch" genre (right up there with "Flight" and "Toss the Turtle"). I would have thought that you'd need to have at least some input in the game to maintain your speed for the last barrier, much like how in Learn to Fly you really need some input to maintain enough momentum to break through the last obstacle. It's a testament to your patience and the power of upgrades that a challenge run like this in Burrito Bison is even possible. Well done, Luigi would be proud!

[@JoThNoMi]

Luigi: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

[@trollsansofficial]

LUIGIDARY, if you will.

[@penpenguin4767]

3:17 Ah yes, acab. All cops are (gummy) bears

[@RaceBandit]

LMAO

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

4:27 Even the woman in the background is pogging at that insane luck.

[@MrShyGuy_]

From the topics of videos i though you would make, i never expected a Burrito Bison one. Absolutely epic video

[@fulookin6701]

This brings back so many memories man holy…

[@quintonjudi9133]

I really love this channel for playing all the obscure games I forgot I played, thanks

[@lolok3718]

Ok this is legit my new most loved video of yours after no sunflower challenge, not only because burrito bison is the best mobile game, but because of interesting challenge idea

[@darianclark3980]

Luigi to Burrito Bison: *Finally a Worthy Foe! Our Battle Will Be Legendary!*

[@Thebesttable1]

Gummy bears:"This will be easy!" Shyguymask's brain:"お前はもう死んでいる!" Gummy bears:"What and WHEN DID YOU LEARN JAPANESE, WERE IN MEXICO!?!?!"

[@CorruptX]

When you're advised to slam, this is not what they meant. (Still a good game though)

[@waytoobiased]

If you wanna jam!

[@Dat_man]

I realized that burrito bison only got stronger and better as the game continued, he actually beat up the police instead of just letting it win.

[@mattguy1773]

Burrito bison wins by doing absolutely nothing

[@korosensei4873]

I remember playing Burrito bison revenge with the pants on fire upgrade in survival and just straight up used an auto clicker XD

[@Zeprey431]

An all time classic

[@enwyz]

You are so good at this game! you have improved so much

[@ianjohnson218]

I’ve seen this game only a couple times elsewhere on KZbin, seeing it on your channel is really surprising!

[@ryanprjgamingchannel9437]

Usually, any "win by do absolutely nothing" challenge is called "the Luigi", named after the meme that happens in Mario Party's luck based or automatic minigames that don't make it impossible to win when played against the easiest CPU opponents due to easy level CPU being purposefully play like an idiot, and rely on pure luck to win. And usually the character used is Luigi. Not only Mario Praty too, but also Super Smash Bros, and EVEN MARIO KART 8 DELUXE.

[@IvanFranco120]

@Ryanprj Gaming Channel Yeah, its been an thing since it exists z lol. 😅

[@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257]

Wait, Mario Kart? How is that even possible!?!

[@ryanprjgamingchannel9437]

@@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257 more specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, you can thank for the auto steering to prevent you from going off-course and auto-accelerate to prevent you from stopping unless you hit brakes instead. This game become easier for kids

[@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257]

@@ryanprjgamingchannel9437 I know. I've played it. Still, how the heck can that happen? No items, no drift boosts, and no strategy.

[@simonthebelievierbogalo4ab426]

No, they didn't send Burrito to jail, even if he is menace to society like me

[@Shyguymask]

You ok?

[@simonthebelievierbogalo4ab426]

@@Shyguymask I know my FBI Agents nightmares and secrets I uronically like TEQ Exchange Buu I know how King Crimson works I know truth about who make Man fallen into river in Lego city Chinese peopke fear me spy by the Toaster I'm my Sleep Paralysis Demon Sleep Paralysis Demon I dream about fantasies every night I know whole Vegeta speech by heart Nothing dares make a sound near me...

[@somerandomguyintheinternet]

Well this is a coincidence, i was playing burriton bison launcha libre

[@miguelinileugim]

This is the clever shit I subscribed for, good one!

[@91veltra]

Breaking news: Some big guy thinks he is Luigi

[@Choro3160]

7:05 didn't know you could become back your money on these games!

[@terriblejokefactory8831]

"This takes a lot of skill you know?" - That one guy in the enemy team

[@willcth3b3st]

I know I'm like a year-and-a-half late but I know a way to avoid being required to use the rocket slam, the first time I did it on accident but the second time I confirmed it, I don't know if it works on PC but it worked on mobile, when you get to the part where the game forces you to use the rocket slam simply turn off your phone and turn it back on and then go back in the game and the game will pause and if you unpause the game continues going even though you did not use the rocket slam meaning that theoretically it is possible to beat Burrito Bison launcha Libre on mobile by doing absolutely nothing

[@Shyguymask]

Interesting

[@greybigfoot1722]

I love Burrito Bison. Very cool game

[@lisa09eb]

This is my type of challenge

[@isaagamerplays]

Also, for the last game, just launch at a bad angle.

[@Shyguymask]

Can't do. Launcha Libre is restrictive with launch angles.

[@IvanFranco120]

@@Shyguymask How many angles can you do in Launcha Libre? 🤔

[@Shyguymask]

@@IvanFranco120 you can either only launch straight or diagonally.

[@IvanFranco120]

@@Shyguymask Mmm...🤔 Its kinda intresting.

[@Tr0lliPop]

@@Shyguymask well, still, you could launch with less strength than the maximum, allowing you to basically do a ridiculously pitiful launch that doesn't go far enough for the tutorial to kick in.

[@frimnpi7473]

i like how the guy needs to shoot himself to the sky to move himself forward while the ambulance just moving backwards towards him

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

Ending is fitting for Launcha Libre in general. Mobile game mechanics taking over like tutorials and overmonitization.

[@EaterOfGeese]

I just started playing launcha libre, what a coincidence!

[@uru0754]

My guy is literally into the best games out there. Burrito bison,Kingdom rush,Plants vs. Zombies. A hecking legend...

[@GoodSmile3]

This is one of the funniest ideas you've got lately! There are also similar games like cursed tower (?) where you have to go up. Is it possible to do there as well?

[@lance499]

You mean knightmare tower?

[@GoodSmile3]

@@lance499 yesss thank you!

[@RaceBandit]

IIRC the side goals are _mandatory,_ gating off the top of the tower, and I don't _think_ all of the side goals can be Luigi'd...

[@atalya4002]

I would love to see a level one crosscode run! Give us more crosscode goodness!

[@Shyguymask]

It's stream VODs, but this is what you're looking for from a different channel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3bPlqKsg8SihKM

[@RedPandaTables]

Interesting thing about this game, it was literally designed so the farther you got the less of the good stuff you will see. It reach a point where you literally can not lose on the 2nd game even if you were to do nothing if you have all of the upgrades. So without even watching the video I already know it is possible. It just how the game was built. Edit: There was a 3rd game? Since when?!?!

[@Shyguymask]

Since 2016

[@RedPandaTables]

@@Shyguymask Ok I play it thinking it was a game I missed out on but suddenly it call came back to me on why I ditch it. The Piñata and time rift crap put me off and I just went and play 2 again lol. Each to their own but the 3rd game just felt too much like a mobile port and such games don't work well on kongregate if you use adblocker when it comes to the mobile-like rewards.

[@rattled6732]

Wow this seems almost easy enough for game journalists

[@javierfraire8741]

Skillful gameplay

[@more_harsh]

Holy fuck man , its been really long since I last played Burrito Bison but ngl this vid was very good , YT algo sometimes really recommends good vids

[@keeperoftheshrimbo1101]

I agree, all cops are based

[@Weroleytor]

I had no idea there was a third Burrito Bison game, good memories, I used to be addicted to launch games back in 2008-2012, Hedgehog Launch was one of if not the first one I played, LTF always was my favorite tho

[@Edgemender]

God himself playing burrito bison Nice

[@omaraabed]

I love how I just watched a video about someone doing nothing lol

[@JusticeDrago95]

Man I grew up playing these games man, miss this so much.

[@ballistic2247]

Not gonna lie, this is the funniest video you've made in a while lmao

[@santa5628]

Does an extremely bad launch angle work for the third one? So that the first launch’s run ends before the prompt comes up?

[@Shyguymask]

I tried different angles and I couldn't get something that led to different results unless I didn't try hard enough.

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

@@Shyguymask given that you're the guy who beat Terraria without movement keys and Mario & Luigi superstars without dodging I say that you've tried hard enough

[@grumpyman2]

@@Shyguymask It does work... but on an earlier version of the game. Try the version on Kongregate, it's an official release that hasn't been updated. You won't even be able to hit the gummy bear at the start if you try, so it's pretty easy to use a weak launch to land and stop before the tutorial comes up. It still shows up and you have to click, but you won't do a rocket slam. After that, the tutorial won't come up again.

[@Shyguymask]

@@grumpyman2 I played the Kongregate version in the video.

[@grumpyman2]

@@Shyguymask That's really weird, I tried it out on firefox, chrome, and edge on my regular pc and it works the way I said. I tried it on another pc and he hits the gummy bear at the start as normal, same as yours. I stuck a video of it on my channel, I guess it must be a unity bug or something?

[@twinklingromualdez2083]

Keep going bro love ur vids

[@TheUKNutter]

This game heavily reminds me of Kitten Cannon. You're even playing this like the game I mentioned, since in that game you can't press anything either.

[@thirdanimator3347]

FINALLY! Somebody is playing this again

[@redeveer6647]

I don't think it should count as a failure if you're explicitly forced to do something

[@Shyguymask]

it's a failure because I couldn't proceed further in the game without breaking the rules of the "challenge".

[@rogeriodelima6397]

Do you plan doing any other challenges about Epic Battle Fantasy? That items-only challenge was top tier

[@49gamer51]

0:27 I don't know why but I find this funny because you entered turbo mode as soon as that happens

[@CrashHeelin]

Luigi’s Mario Party legacy really is an interuniversal skill that only a chosen few can learn

[@amongg5973]

Did not think that this was still relevant. A surprise, but a welcome one to be sure.

[@greenbroccolistudios1275]

I like burrito bison and the castle game and dale and peakot those are ny fav juicy beast flash games at history

[@phishlover8824]

The old version looks so nostalgic compared to the newer version because I just got it yesterday and had a blast

[@mr.gerald5356]

im gonna go back and play this again

[@davidmbamba9814]

So you're playing Burrito Bison but you're unleashing your inner Luigi. *I like that*

[@VenusyPrime]

Huh, I was only aware of Launcha Libre from the mobile version, didn't realise there was a whole series of them - but would have liked to see how far you could get after the tutorial!

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

I forgot about this game for so long!!!!!!

[@IvanFranco120]

I've remenber that i did played Launcha Libre a lot if times, when i played this in 2018, or something. Ahh... Good times for lauched. 😅

[@calebstar9998]

Lemme just say. I honestly thought this was impossible. Nice proving me wrong

[@iamdefinitlynotdroppingthe5694]

Alternative Title: Becoming luigi for 9 minutes and 30 seconds

[@YusufElikara]

i think yes with full upgrade and ultra luck.

[@1234pokemonrulz]

lol i fuck with your humor so heavy man thanks for the vid

[@peaman3905]

This might be one of the stupidest ideas I’ve ever seen Which makes it 100x better

[@dunslax3]

This game is so good I used to play it every day.

[@bruvocado]

So many memories of this game

[@maglev0789]

Perhaps the rest of Launcha Libre past the tutorial cam be in a challenge that doesn't deserve its own video

[@Man_Person_Best_Hero]

Luigi would be proud

[@Captain_Cashies]

Luigi wins by doing nothing: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@thegwallitn5337]

this really says a lot about the progressive casualization of video games

[@TheJellitin]

Delivery of ACAB was phenomenal, great vid!

[@leiferickson1494]

3:11 Okay, now THAT’S funny

[@drakien3214]

Oldie but a goodie

[@ryanprjgamingchannel9437]

SPOILER: Then again, what do you expect from an action based game? Launcher games still have that Action element, you can't expect to pull a Luigi here! (At least for the third game AKA Launcha Lubre they have this decency. The first and second one though, LOL RNG.)

[@gustavoramos100]

YEAAAAHHH! There's A Clash OF Olympians Too?

[@ushlathe]

Clicked so fast I broke the sound barrier

[@the_maniac_jjpg]

3:36 Maybe his muscles are too bendy to hold "Him" in Prison, I think he brust outta there each time

[@tanphamnhat969]

Gonna wait to the next "Challenges that don't deserve their own video" for the last game (and adding a rule which only right click when forced)

[@lonkzelda7871]

I forgot how good the music was in the o.g, damn

[@lance499]

This place is pretty hilarous to release inner Luigi... But im in! EDIT: 6:15 maybe you hit a corrupt cop and the game counted this as a recharge even tho you didn't had any slams to recharge?

[@valentinapolyakova772]

I did not thought about this one

[@xolymor]

I wonder how far you can get in the last game if you don't count the tutorial smash

[@lucassmith4137]

Burrito Bison: Ah, finally time to channel my inner Luigi.

[@mohammedzubaier7195]

Finally, he is back.

[@simbachvazo6530]

This is actually impressive to accomplish.

[@bluepudding7188]

Damn, this game remembers me of Flying Pig. It's really similar. When i was really young i played Flying Pig on my smart tv

[@thatpikminguy]

SGM UPLOAD ON BB HOLY POG

[@Zorgdub]

That's some top level right there.

[@petermanfox2535]

Man, I miss playing this game...