Love how people know what you mean (Context: relates to a Reddit post about a scenario where you and a snail have a million dollars and immortality, but if the snail touches you, you die. It always knows where you are and crawls toward you slowly, how do you survive?$
@dimitar4y9 ай бұрын
@@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx That dragon signed up for an unfortunate deal.
@FelisAlcea8 ай бұрын
That snail. Not to be confused with that game... yes The Game.
@yosoydave85218 ай бұрын
@@FelisAlcea damn it
@turt40469 ай бұрын
As a 5’5 male I feel very represented thank you 🙏
@VulcanMagma-me8qw9 ай бұрын
So you are a certified femboy
@brassbeast85829 ай бұрын
average internet dweller learning not every man is 6'4+
@GOAT_GOATERSON9 ай бұрын
As a 190cm tall woman, I don't lol
@hacemeunchoripan9 ай бұрын
sorry im not from shooting schools of america and i use meters (all the world uses them) can u traduce the joke?
@uhigldasdtyuiosagjk9 ай бұрын
@GitsfhhGhtdesa as a 5'3 man, yes.
@DeathDragon99a9 ай бұрын
Just wanted to let you know that for the blazes you only need to damage them before they die to have a chance to drop blaze rods, the golem method is technically possible
@Daralexen9 ай бұрын
Snowballs or Eggs could have also worked. Although, I am not sure if their physics is also as unreliable as the Bow and Arrow.
@oof59925 ай бұрын
Couldn't he just have used Dispensers with Arrows to create a arrow shooting wall?
@mwelite17069 ай бұрын
POV: You are a Lilliputian on Gulliver’s homeland.
@aarshir95008 ай бұрын
POV: Reimu lost track of you
@FelisAlcea8 ай бұрын
Wtf do these words mean? 😢
@mwelite17068 ай бұрын
@@FelisAlcea Gulliver’s travels? The novel?
@FelisAlcea8 ай бұрын
@@mwelite1706 oh, I hadn't heard of it.
@AstroChara8 ай бұрын
@@aarshir9500 rip shinmy
@BurrritoYT9 ай бұрын
in hypotenuse math, it's 640 blocks. you're welcome.
@hacemeunchoripan9 ай бұрын
🤓
@-gj3nu9 ай бұрын
For him, walking one block is like walking 10 blocks So times 10 = 640*10 = 6400 blocks of walking
@gedsin29 ай бұрын
🤓
@LeoB1009 ай бұрын
@@hacemeunchoripanpeople soo mad these days at simple math
@IAmOOFy9 ай бұрын
@@hacemeunchoripan umm actually, this math is very easy 🤓
@Ars-Nova2589 ай бұрын
Can you beat Minecraft while permanently on Fire? Positives: You move faster (2x speed?) Enemies are lit on fire if they physically attack you. You deal increased melee damage and also inflict burn upon punching. You don’t need torches. Negatives: Ceaseless Damage over time while not in water. Armor Durability is halved. Beds burn upon you waking up. Wood items are instantly destroyed upon being equipped.
@kennystevens29239 ай бұрын
I like this idea! Nice job laying out the positives and negatives, too.
@totalNERD-eo7wx9 ай бұрын
Gonna be hard to make sticks for tools
@Fire-ed9zc8 ай бұрын
Good blacksmith spawns, dead bushes, leaves. Definitely hard but not impossible
@abigriffin94968 ай бұрын
So basically, Pros: Your enemies can be lit on fire. Cons: *You're on fire.* Unfortunately this wouldn't be that interesting since they can carry a bucket of water everywhere (or a cauldron and water in the nether).
@helloolllom8 ай бұрын
how you get stone without wooden tools? creeper explosions?
@puzzlick70889 ай бұрын
Also, I love how the death by bed is called intentional game design
@herouxmonkey039 ай бұрын
so, back when they added that to the game, as they didn't want people sleeping in the end or nether, enough people thought it was a glitch that they added that death message
@Onkoe9 ай бұрын
people kept reporting on bugzilla 😭
@n9it8 ай бұрын
@@herouxmonkey03it was actually a limitation they had with the respawning system if i remember correctly, else beds wouldn't explode on nether or end
@theeternalbruh12679 ай бұрын
Now you did it where you are super small, now try the opposite where your giant, do alot of damage, yata yata yata, you get the point
@jyngreen22508 ай бұрын
Bro got divine patience to be able to put this challenge
@Bread-xl4wi9 ай бұрын
Imagine you and your buddy find a portal to hell and the first thing you do is go through it and start pounding
@myarmsrgone9 ай бұрын
The nether isn't the only thing getting hot tonight
@BlaketheBlock8 ай бұрын
😫
@instantnoodles85418 ай бұрын
Huh
@NA-AN7 ай бұрын
Wait, doing it with a friend in hell *is not* on your bucket list?
@MajorHalfLifeFan6 ай бұрын
I really hope you get some help
@Tokogawa1009 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when I realized you hid under a Cauldron inside the Blaze Spawmer Room. Probably the only actual Use they will get outside of Lava Farms
@anonosait94948 ай бұрын
Bedrock Edition players:
@wrenheadempty7 ай бұрын
spawmer room lol
@_HitDetected_9 ай бұрын
calling the strider "the sped kid of minecraft" that's crazy....i thought it was the sniffer ngl
@aaronkelly19128 ай бұрын
YÆH MÂÏÑĒ De smifrer be snurtn da *Guoode Stuhphs* please read this in the most shaggy like voice you can possibly could Including this part if you are really wants
@shloobington8 ай бұрын
modern minecraft is 50% autistic children
@wrenheadempty7 ай бұрын
@@aaronkelly1912no
@Athenaa13Ай бұрын
Strider? Strider from half life 2 no way
@Cp-718 ай бұрын
"Oh no, a Reddit mod! Don't put me in nut jar, nooooooooo!" It hasn't been 10 seconds and I'm already dead
@Мопс_0018 ай бұрын
Honestly I liked the video way more than I thought I would. Birds of a feather flock together and it couldn't be more true here. I can almost taste that slang of macrophilia in *every* second of the video. It is really surprising to me that someone would make jokes so bold and explicit about it. The video is so nice, you have my big respect :P
@marcomoreno67488 ай бұрын
Anything above 17' starts putting me off. I like em... big, and proportional. But not that absurd, planet-sized stuff. I'm not *that* degenerate.
@Мопс_0018 ай бұрын
@@marcomoreno6748 Personally I don't like any form of "bigger than everything". "Smaller than everything" is good enough for me. Also everyone has different preferences so no need to insult people of other interests
@rigelbound67496 ай бұрын
@@marcomoreno6748 in my view you're not helpless enough when they're 17' or below. You could still escape or hurt them somehow. That's what personally puts me off about this "category".
@max73916Ай бұрын
what am i reading
@m12designs6 күн бұрын
@@max73916 I was wondering the same thing bro
@ipatates9 ай бұрын
This video makes you feel like real smol.
@BurrritoYT9 ай бұрын
very
@glitteryapple68199 ай бұрын
As someone who is 4'11. Thanku for representing us short ppl❤❤❤
@kakkuboy09619 ай бұрын
Bro is not representing short ppl... Bro is representing fairies
@sknk.hunt428 ай бұрын
@@kakkuboy0961same thing
@angeldude1018 ай бұрын
@@kakkuboy0961 Only thing missing if you ask me is an elytra. If only the elytra had 4 wings instead of 2; _then_ it would be perfect.
@queenthefangirl2685 ай бұрын
eyyy same
@fartmaster283 ай бұрын
gang
@rebvodka90139 ай бұрын
This needs a hardcore playthrough
@troglodyte4809 ай бұрын
That would be so brutal! I bet someone could do it though
@hyrulianwarlord19739 ай бұрын
Didn´t expect Satan to be in the comments XD
@TJ-hg6op9 ай бұрын
You can do that yourself
@Daralexen9 ай бұрын
Alongside "impossible" difficulty mods. You know, the mods that make a world unplayable after 5 hours of playtime.
@puzzlick70889 ай бұрын
7:30 the endermen are plotting something
@HalalKaibaLegacy8 ай бұрын
7:29 *
@puzzlick70888 ай бұрын
@@HalalKaibaLegacy7:15 **
@HalalKaibaLegacy8 ай бұрын
@@puzzlick7088 7:01 ***
@MB799sa4 ай бұрын
6:27 *
@puzzlick70884 ай бұрын
@@MB799sa 0:00 - 22:21 *
@Emmyversee9 ай бұрын
You're genuinely so underrated. I love your content sm! Can't wait to see this channel grow even more
@rihardcisar69615 ай бұрын
11:05 "Which is neat because I wouldn't be able to do that in any other playthrough" The crawling mechanic:
@Dumbity9 ай бұрын
5:49 - 5:54 very sus moments
@HonkaiEnjoyer1st9 ай бұрын
After watching this video, I suspect Troglodyte in being macrophilic person now.
@troglodyte4809 ай бұрын
I'm a size queen 👑
@Мопс_0018 ай бұрын
As the one, I can confirm this is totally true because I enjoyed the video *way* more than I thought I would.
@isuperbros25348 ай бұрын
That is not macro Is called micro Is wen people are realy small
@Мопс_0018 ай бұрын
@@isuperbros2534 Nope. Philia is about what person "likes" So loving to see big things (sometimes being small like here) is macrophilia.
@DarkShard57288 ай бұрын
@@Мопс_001i think macrophilia is someone else being big, and microphilia is being tiny yourself, so it would be microphilia
@Wario_B9 ай бұрын
The guy who tells you he’s 5’11 be like
@cumcumcum1489 ай бұрын
5'11 dudes telling stories like "When I was little.." Brother, you mean this morning? Just remembered the meme
@angeldude1018 ай бұрын
5'11? Eh, seems pretty tall if you ask me. 0'8? _Perfect!_ _That's_ my personal height goal (give or take about 6 inches).
@doho97108 ай бұрын
And the girl who tells you she works out and is vegan is the reddit mod mod lmao
@ibrahimismail56255 ай бұрын
Iam litteraly 5"11 Iam not 5'6
@JustSomeGuyWithoutRent2 ай бұрын
Nah bro I'm actually 5'11"
@iamnot95418 ай бұрын
Never knew short kings have to live like this
@EntityCDIV9 ай бұрын
6:20 I see what you did there. FOR THE ALGORITHM!
@troglodyte4809 ай бұрын
Thank you for your comment sacrifice to the algorithm god!
@sunday16935 ай бұрын
Amazing videoo!! I looove the gen 5 pokemon music in bg so much, especially the small detail that when you fight the dragon, a theme for legendary dragons plays Also him calling the dragon “she” makes me so happy for no reason..
@JTimeGaming.9 ай бұрын
"If the ender dragon is the twin towers then today is 9/11!" had me dead lmaoo
@theeternalbruh12679 ай бұрын
How did you escape the discord mods basement?!?!
@troglodyte4809 ай бұрын
I posted a meme in general and then escaped when he was forced to go moderate it
@theeternalbruh12679 ай бұрын
That one short friend trying to get to school (inpossible)
@markellii30939 ай бұрын
A great thing to do would be to give the worlds from theese runs to someone and ask them to decipher what the limitations for the player were.
@mykramusic8 ай бұрын
6:49 this was the line that made me hit the sub button
@mobslayer99198 ай бұрын
i remember a old minecraft mod that added potions to change your size. going completely small allowed you to climb all blocks, cactus couldnt hurt you, and you glide while falling, due to being lightweight. while going max big made you take a lot of fall damage, easy to hit, and couldnt wear armor. small you could still wear a helmet
@gavinbad237126 күн бұрын
The gulliver mod! Even after so many years, I still think about that mod. It’s a shame it was never updated past 1.7.2
@comrade_shark92239 ай бұрын
I love the Pokemon music in the background, this challenge looks fun but frustrating lol
@janitordel62969 ай бұрын
Hey, this really reminded me of Mitten Squad's "Can You Beat Fallout 3 As A Baby" challenge, and put a smile on my face.
@colbysutherland65746 ай бұрын
rest in peace
@Simpstroyer9 ай бұрын
Dude, every video you upload feels awesome to watch, keep this stuff up because it's both funny and enjoyable to watch
@myarmsrgone9 ай бұрын
Love the gen 5 pokemon music, what a wonderful trip down memory lane. B&W was the first pokemon game I ever played
@BazilBuildBases8 ай бұрын
this perspective and speed feels like you got smeared on a floor by some terrible accident and now need to crawl all the time. also, respect for the fact you said when you started to use Creative.
@SpiderBrine424 күн бұрын
4:34 very efficient strategy
@falafels_forever24 күн бұрын
7:12 Ain’t no party like an enderman party
@torondin9 ай бұрын
I wonder if you could beat Minecraft as one of those Discord "Kittens" from the Discord Mod video? Though I also wonder what could possibly be more rotundly disgusting than a Discord Mod...
@PortalBreaker9 ай бұрын
4chan mod? Omegle Mod?
@sleprvrru6y-lin-929 ай бұрын
KZbin content farmer. idk
@AzureRT4569 ай бұрын
Imagine one of the cons being any mob who spots you immediately immobilizes you because you become attached and submissive to them
@eyeofapollyon67397 ай бұрын
@@PortalBreaker 4chan has mods?
@josephedmond37235 ай бұрын
Tipster
@stardragon78939 ай бұрын
Finally, a Minecraft playthrough for the 5'3" man, such as myself.
@trentthen6428 ай бұрын
13:26 wow I had no idea you could heal iron golems with iron lol
@3141minecraft7 ай бұрын
If someone is going to try this challenge without cheating, I am going to give them a tip: Don't waste your time trying to get armor, you are going to die in 1 hit anyway.
@xenoshadow75759 ай бұрын
What it's like to be under 5'5 🗿
@WildGardevoir9 ай бұрын
Yeah but never mess with someone who are on the level of your balls
@myarmsrgone9 ай бұрын
Can confirm
@operator80145 ай бұрын
Bro, I'm 5'9" and it's STILL like this most of the time. The entire mens work clothing industry is built for NBA players.
@AldensAJRNews9 ай бұрын
How is this channel not more popular??!!
@troglodyte4809 ай бұрын
It's a mystery hehe
@AldensAJRNews9 ай бұрын
@@troglodyte480 FYI the reason why you didn't get the "Free the End" achievement is because you used beds which are considered as a separate entity finishing the dragon off.
@AldensAJRNews9 ай бұрын
@@troglodyte480 Also were you the one who made the reddit and discord mod videos?
@HydroSnorter30008 ай бұрын
because he isn’t entertaining
@AldensAJRNews8 ай бұрын
@@HydroSnorter3000 Oh be quiet
@DrUnfunny8 ай бұрын
I can't wait to see man made horrors beyond my compression once again!
@TM0TP9 ай бұрын
i remember combining two mods the ant man mod and the gulliver reborn, and i could turn so small that a single pixel was like a whole biome maybe i should make a video about it.
@biggusdickus89929 ай бұрын
That definitely sounds cool
@laprueba65218 ай бұрын
do it
@commenter43683 ай бұрын
2:34 Oh no, actually spiders don’t usually attack right away. Some do, a lot of them don’t. That’s just normal spider behavior, not caused by you being tiny or anything
@zowezowan97784 ай бұрын
Loved the video!! 😊 To kill the blazes when you are small: first find a desert temple and loot the TNTs under the plate. Next craft an igniter, you can get a redstone block by trading redstone with a Cleric that ignites TNT. When next to Blaze spawner make yourself a safe spot with Obsidian/Crying Obsifian you got from Piglins. Protect the spawner too. Place TNT and when there are enogh Blazes around it ignites it with redstone block. Fire charge is the ideal igniter because it goes on straight line when shooted. It will kill the blazes and drop the rods as TNT acts like a sword when ignited by the player.
@lutherloser51227 ай бұрын
6:51 i got an ad that immediately said “oh is that what your rocking?” Gave me a chuckle
@Infs_Zz8 ай бұрын
Bro got locked up in the jar with “milk”
@Purple-Hayes8 ай бұрын
you don't get "free the end" if the dragon dies from bed blasts. Thats why, if you ever watch speedrunners that do AA like Feinberg, you'll see them use beds but ultimately kill the dragon with an axe or sword. Hope this helps :)
@matteoshulze57619 ай бұрын
Beat Minecraft as a pope.
@Porridge_bland22 күн бұрын
can you beat minecraft while high on crystal meth?
@ElleTGC9 ай бұрын
Most speedrunners don't get the "Free the End" achievement when doing the bed strat because [Intentional Game Design] isn't counted as the player.
@danikisikan98218 ай бұрын
This Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap remake looks weird ngl
@homosapien73167 ай бұрын
I see this right after replaying minish cap
@BoorynReftlar8 ай бұрын
Alternate title: Can a Minish beat Minecraft.
@VeryRGOTI8 ай бұрын
Hammerspace person, held items are smol but when dropped they are back to normal size?!
@IceWolfTO8 ай бұрын
6:52 that genuine took me by surprise, hilarious
@joevaghn4579 ай бұрын
ROFL wtf was that intro 😂😂💀👌 Grade A bro
@UdderlyEvelyn3 ай бұрын
Could have made the blaze room smol and put hoppers under em
@bloxthis08bloxthis087 ай бұрын
As long as you are not doing zero or negative damage And not moving at zero Micro-Meters per Second It is a theoretically possible to beat the game This exact formula applies to. don't starve. terraria. Any other game impossible existence
@Skylanders_Fun_Facts9 ай бұрын
It would be interesting to see a play through like this with the chisel and bits mod
@celloj37034 ай бұрын
Bro Pokémon White was my first ever Pokémon game. So glad you’re using the soundtrack, it’s banger
@petersmythe64628 ай бұрын
I feel like realistically, the pendulum period equation suggests that you should be able to passively swing your legs in sqrt(1/10) of the time. So your movement speed should really be scaled at 31.6% of normal instead of 10%.
@TobyOliverHenryFan5 ай бұрын
10:39 Achievements give you levels?! What!
@badateverything29314 ай бұрын
ikr i didnt know that either
@kasenrin37 ай бұрын
The Pokemon BW music gives me life
@maskyboy26539 ай бұрын
You can get out of the water by going under the water, sprintswimming upwards just enough to gain upward momentum, and then… possibly reach the top.
@daimon62759 ай бұрын
God tier music choice
@whothefrickareyou81068 ай бұрын
6:35 2 villagers ffing in hell notice a small man staring at them but they continued.
@SidenkoE517 ай бұрын
i like the fact that you call ender dragon a 'her' cuz she's drops an egg when killed
@LilacMonarch21 күн бұрын
ender dragon is canonically female, named Jean
@son-of-18107 ай бұрын
Found your videos thanks to that Reddit moderator mod, loving your stuff. Plus your sense of humor is casual (not sure what to call it, but as like it). The bits of dark humor sprinkled about are great too. Hope you continue to make more videos
@Sabagegah8 ай бұрын
Maybe an army of Snow Golems and a splash potion of Fire Resistance would help with Blazes. They attack Blazes automatically.
@LilacMonarch8 ай бұрын
they have the same issue as the iron golem though, the blaze won't drop a rod if you don't hit it yourself
@Sabagegah8 ай бұрын
@@LilacMonarchoh yeah oops lmao
@girlysoap90318 ай бұрын
6:50 this the funniest thing ive heard in any youtube video
@FoxSlyme6 ай бұрын
I like how at 14:17 the fox was going towards the leather but then went "nah sleep time"
@klayman28 ай бұрын
fun thing, you can still go into 1x1 tunnels at full size using a trapdoor to push you into a prone animation. I built a home under my friends base using it
@douglasthegolden6 ай бұрын
“Oh no, a Reddit mod, don’t put me in the jar!” IM CRYING😭😭
@CelticVampireQueen8 ай бұрын
I've gotten to the nether as a Minecraft giantess but it was super hard. I also added mods to make it so that I need more food to survive just to make it harder and more realistic.
@trentthen6428 ай бұрын
You could have made a blaze farm for the rods
@andyv22097 ай бұрын
I feel like you should have some more advantages like the no fall damage one. Like, climbing flowers or grass, being a lil quicker, having to eat much less, idk.
@NecoU_U9 ай бұрын
Can you beat minecraft begin a giant? Positves: 2x Range 2x damage 2x hp 2x mine speed Negative: Be 8 blocks tall 4x hunger No Armor 4x fall damage
@BarbequeGriller5 ай бұрын
4x hunger sounds like a buff
@SevenMoth9 ай бұрын
Another banger from truck load diet Ɛ>
@foolofdaggers75559 ай бұрын
wait why does
@foxboiunknown3209 ай бұрын
Did bro just threaten that villager with an ant man/nikocado combo finisher???
@k4zj7 ай бұрын
1:35 LMAO☠️
@borger80458 ай бұрын
I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID ALL THAT FROM INSIDE THE J A R
@williamgranger85467 ай бұрын
The upside of an extremely smol person is you can fit through a 1x1 hole
@Fasteroid5 ай бұрын
This would have been even cooler if all blocks you placed had also been 1/10th scale
@requiemagent30149 ай бұрын
I leave a suggestion for the next one. 4chan user who only visits /b/ and /pol/ Probably get demonetized tho haha
@Greatcelestialkaligo8 ай бұрын
Fun fact blaze have a melee attack, it doesn't set you on fire! Edit: happy you knew this.
@RoboterBoboter6 ай бұрын
You should have been able to make tiny iron armor using iron nuggets
@s1lentst0rm15Ай бұрын
With a bit of luck, you should still be able to get blaze rods with the help of potions. The brewing stand can spawn in villages, blaze powder can spawn in certain chests, and ingredients can be farmed. I would recommend splash potions of poison to weaken the blazes, then a potion of invisibility to go in and finish them off.
@Aunuch_5 ай бұрын
So nostalgic to hear Pokémon black & white music!
@sparky67573 ай бұрын
With a few changes I think this could be a really fun mod If jump height was increased just enough to be able to get out of water, and movement speed was something like doubled, that could be tolerable.
@parleyeon79519 ай бұрын
lmao, my brain at 3 in the morning when I realize that I need to wake up at 7am: 2:06
@lazynapper35284 ай бұрын
The pokemon music was a nice touch
@dimitar4y9 ай бұрын
this is basically "IWannaBeTheSteve"
@TadeoFantasmal8 ай бұрын
I don’t imagine how many time you were walking to find a village
@angeldude1018 ай бұрын
Now _this_ is my kind of playthrough! Those tall folk really don't know how good they have it. 20cm is pretty close to the perfect size if you ask me. I wonder how the travel aspect would change if you had an Elytra. (Sadly the elytra only has 2 wings. It'd need 4 for the full effect in this kind of run.)
@Jigrup6 ай бұрын
Your third person looks like someones first person crouching and looking at the ground
@RogerBaxely9 ай бұрын
Ya know the piglins won’t be hostile if you wear at least one piece of gold armor.