Can you beat Minecraft if you are Extremely Smol?

[@dimitar4y]

You're basically that snail. Yes, *that* snail.

[@breadmaneatslegos5030]

The immortal snail has been reincarnated

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

Love how people know what you mean (Context: relates to a Reddit post about a scenario where you and a snail have a million dollars and immortality, but if the snail touches you, you die. It always knows where you are and crawls toward you slowly, how do you survive?$

[@dimitar4y]

@@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx That dragon signed up for an unfortunate deal.

[@FelisAlcea]

That snail. Not to be confused with that game... yes The Game.

[@yosoydave8521]

@@FelisAlcea damn it

[@turt4046]

As a 5’5 male I feel very represented thank you 🙏

[@VulcanMagma-me8qw]

So you are a certified femboy

[@brassbeast8582]

average internet dweller learning not every man is 6'4+

[@GOAT_GOATERSON]

As a 190cm tall woman, I don't lol

[@hacemeunchoripan]

sorry im not from shooting schools of america and i use meters (all the world uses them) can u traduce the joke?

[@uhigldasdtyuiosagjk]

@GitsfhhGhtdesa as a 5'3 man, yes.

[@DeathDragon99a]

Just wanted to let you know that for the blazes you only need to damage them before they die to have a chance to drop blaze rods, the golem method is technically possible

[@Daralexen]

Snowballs or Eggs could have also worked. Although, I am not sure if their physics is also as unreliable as the Bow and Arrow.

[@oof5992]

Couldn't he just have used Dispensers with Arrows to create a arrow shooting wall?

[@mwelite1706]

POV: You are a Lilliputian on Gulliver’s homeland.

[@aarshir9500]

POV: Reimu lost track of you

[@FelisAlcea]

Wtf do these words mean? 😢

[@mwelite1706]

@@FelisAlcea Gulliver’s travels? The novel?

[@FelisAlcea]

@@mwelite1706 oh, I hadn't heard of it.

[@AstroChara]

@@aarshir9500 rip shinmy

[@Ars-Nova258]

Can you beat Minecraft while permanently on Fire? Positives: You move faster (2x speed?) Enemies are lit on fire if they physically attack you. You deal increased melee damage and also inflict burn upon punching. You don’t need torches. Negatives: Ceaseless Damage over time while not in water. Armor Durability is halved. Beds burn upon you waking up. Wood items are instantly destroyed upon being equipped.

[@kennystevens2923]

I like this idea! Nice job laying out the positives and negatives, too.

[@totalNERD-eo7wx]

Gonna be hard to make sticks for tools

[@Fire-ed9zc]

Good blacksmith spawns, dead bushes, leaves. Definitely hard but not impossible

[@abigriffin9496]

So basically, Pros: Your enemies can be lit on fire. Cons: *You're on fire.* Unfortunately this wouldn't be that interesting since they can carry a bucket of water everywhere (or a cauldron and water in the nether).

[@helloolllom]

how you get stone without wooden tools? creeper explosions?

[@BurrritoYT]

in hypotenuse math, it's 640 blocks. you're welcome.

[@hacemeunchoripan]

🤓

[@-gj3nu]

For him, walking one block is like walking 10 blocks So times 10 = 640*10 = 6400 blocks of walking

[@gedsin2]

🤓

[@LeoB100]

@@hacemeunchoripanpeople soo mad these days at simple math

[@IAmOOFy]

@@hacemeunchoripan umm actually, this math is very easy 🤓

[@puzzlick7088]

Also, I love how the death by bed is called intentional game design

[@herouxmonkey03]

so, back when they added that to the game, as they didn't want people sleeping in the end or nether, enough people thought it was a glitch that they added that death message

[@Onkoe]

people kept reporting on bugzilla 😭

[@n9it]

​@@herouxmonkey03it was actually a limitation they had with the respawning system if i remember correctly, else beds wouldn't explode on nether or end

[@theeternalbruh1267]

Now you did it where you are super small, now try the opposite where your giant, do alot of damage, yata yata yata, you get the point

[@Bread-xl4wi]

Imagine you and your buddy find a portal to hell and the first thing you do is go through it and start pounding

[@myarmsrgone]

The nether isn't the only thing getting hot tonight

[@BlaketheBlock]

😫

[@instantnoodles8541]

Huh

[@NA-AN]

Wait, doing it with a friend in hell *is not* on your bucket list?

[@MajorHalfLifeFan]

I really hope you get some help

[@jyngreen2250]

Bro got divine patience to be able to put this challenge

[@Tokogawa100]

I laughed so hard when I realized you hid under a Cauldron inside the Blaze Spawmer Room. Probably the only actual Use they will get outside of Lava Farms

[@anonosait9494]

Bedrock Edition players:

[@wrenheadempty]

spawmer room lol

[@_HitDetected_]

calling the strider "the sped kid of minecraft" that's crazy....i thought it was the sniffer ngl

[@aaronkelly1912]

YÆH MÂÏÑĒ De smifrer be snurtn da *Guoode Stuhphs* please read this in the most shaggy like voice you can possibly could Including this part if you are really wants

[@shloobington]

modern minecraft is 50% autistic children

[@wrenheadempty]

@@aaronkelly1912no

[@Athenaa13]

Strider? Strider from half life 2 no way

[@Cp-71]

"Oh no, a Reddit mod! Don't put me in nut jar, nooooooooo!" It hasn't been 10 seconds and I'm already dead

[@Dumbity]

5:49 - 5:54 very sus moments

[@ipatates]

This video makes you feel like real smol.

[@BurrritoYT]

very

[@Мопс_001]

Honestly I liked the video way more than I thought I would. Birds of a feather flock together and it couldn't be more true here. I can almost taste that slang of macrophilia in *every* second of the video. It is really surprising to me that someone would make jokes so bold and explicit about it. The video is so nice, you have my big respect :P

[@marcomoreno6748]

Anything above 17' starts putting me off. I like em... big, and proportional. But not that absurd, planet-sized stuff. I'm not *that* degenerate.

[@Мопс_001]

@@marcomoreno6748 Personally I don't like any form of "bigger than everything". "Smaller than everything" is good enough for me. Also everyone has different preferences so no need to insult people of other interests

[@rigelbound6749]

@@marcomoreno6748 in my view you're not helpless enough when they're 17' or below. You could still escape or hurt them somehow. That's what personally puts me off about this "category".

[@max73916]

what am i reading

[@m12designs]

@@max73916 I was wondering the same thing bro

[@glitteryapple6819]

As someone who is 4'11. Thanku for representing us short ppl❤❤❤

[@kakkuboy0961]

Bro is not representing short ppl... Bro is representing fairies

[@sknk.hunt42]

@@kakkuboy0961same thing

[@angeldude101]

​@@kakkuboy0961 Only thing missing if you ask me is an elytra. If only the elytra had 4 wings instead of 2; _then_ it would be perfect.

[@queenthefangirl268]

eyyy same

[@fartmaster28]

gang

[@rebvodka9013]

This needs a hardcore playthrough

[@troglodyte480]

That would be so brutal! I bet someone could do it though

[@hyrulianwarlord1973]

Didn´t expect Satan to be in the comments XD

[@TJ-hg6op]

You can do that yourself

[@Daralexen]

Alongside "impossible" difficulty mods. You know, the mods that make a world unplayable after 5 hours of playtime.

[@puzzlick7088]

7:30 the endermen are plotting something

[@HalalKaibaLegacy]

7:29 *

[@puzzlick7088]

​@@HalalKaibaLegacy7:15 **

[@HalalKaibaLegacy]

@@puzzlick7088 7:01 ***

[@MB799sa]

6:27 *

[@puzzlick7088]

@@MB799sa 0:00 - 22:21 *

[@iamnot9541]

Never knew short kings have to live like this

[@Emmyversee]

You're genuinely so underrated. I love your content sm! Can't wait to see this channel grow even more

[@rihardcisar6961]

11:05 "Which is neat because I wouldn't be able to do that in any other playthrough" The crawling mechanic:

[@HonkaiEnjoyer1st]

After watching this video, I suspect Troglodyte in being macrophilic person now.

[@troglodyte480]

I'm a size queen 👑

[@Мопс_001]

As the one, I can confirm this is totally true because I enjoyed the video *way* more than I thought I would.

[@isuperbros2534]

That is not macro Is called micro Is wen people are realy small

[@Мопс_001]

@@isuperbros2534 Nope. Philia is about what person "likes" So loving to see big things (sometimes being small like here) is macrophilia.

[@DarkShard5728]

​@@Мопс_001i think macrophilia is someone else being big, and microphilia is being tiny yourself, so it would be microphilia

[@EntityCDIV]

6:20 I see what you did there. FOR THE ALGORITHM!

[@troglodyte480]

Thank you for your comment sacrifice to the algorithm god!

[@Wario_B]

The guy who tells you he’s 5’11 be like

[@cumcumcum148]

5'11 dudes telling stories like "When I was little.." Brother, you mean this morning? Just remembered the meme

[@angeldude101]

5'11? Eh, seems pretty tall if you ask me. 0'8? _Perfect!_ _That's_ my personal height goal (give or take about 6 inches).

[@doho9710]

And the girl who tells you she works out and is vegan is the reddit mod mod lmao

[@ibrahimismail5625]

Iam litteraly 5"11 Iam not 5'6

[@JustSomeGuyWithoutRent]

Nah bro I'm actually 5'11"

[@theeternalbruh1267]

That one short friend trying to get to school (inpossible)

[@comrade_shark9223]

I love the Pokemon music in the background, this challenge looks fun but frustrating lol

[@JTimeGaming.]

"If the ender dragon is the twin towers then today is 9/11!" had me dead lmaoo

[@janitordel6296]

Hey, this really reminded me of Mitten Squad's "Can You Beat Fallout 3 As A Baby" challenge, and put a smile on my face.

[@colbysutherland6574]

rest in peace

[@sunday1693]

Amazing videoo!! I looove the gen 5 pokemon music in bg so much, especially the small detail that when you fight the dragon, a theme for legendary dragons plays Also him calling the dragon “she” makes me so happy for no reason..

[@mobslayer9919]

i remember a old minecraft mod that added potions to change your size. going completely small allowed you to climb all blocks, cactus couldnt hurt you, and you glide while falling, due to being lightweight. while going max big made you take a lot of fall damage, easy to hit, and couldnt wear armor. small you could still wear a helmet

[@gavinbad2371]

The gulliver mod! Even after so many years, I still think about that mod. It’s a shame it was never updated past 1.7.2

[@stardragon7893]

Finally, a Minecraft playthrough for the 5'3" man, such as myself.

[@markellii3093]

A great thing to do would be to give the worlds from theese runs to someone and ask them to decipher what the limitations for the player were.

[@Simpstroyer]

Dude, every video you upload feels awesome to watch, keep this stuff up because it's both funny and enjoyable to watch

[@theeternalbruh1267]

How did you escape the discord mods basement?!?!

[@troglodyte480]

I posted a meme in general and then escaped when he was forced to go moderate it

[@BazilBuildBases]

this perspective and speed feels like you got smeared on a floor by some terrible accident and now need to crawl all the time. also, respect for the fact you said when you started to use Creative.

[@mykramusic]

6:49 this was the line that made me hit the sub button

[@trentthen642]

13:26 wow I had no idea you could heal iron golems with iron lol

[@AldensAJRNews]

How is this channel not more popular??!!

[@troglodyte480]

It's a mystery hehe

[@AldensAJRNews]

@@troglodyte480 FYI the reason why you didn't get the "Free the End" achievement is because you used beds which are considered as a separate entity finishing the dragon off.

[@AldensAJRNews]

@@troglodyte480 Also were you the one who made the reddit and discord mod videos?

[@HydroSnorter3000]

because he isn’t entertaining

[@AldensAJRNews]

@@HydroSnorter3000 Oh be quiet

[@SpiderBrine42]

4:34 very efficient strategy

[@myarmsrgone]

Love the gen 5 pokemon music, what a wonderful trip down memory lane. B&W was the first pokemon game I ever played

[@falafels_forever]

7:12 Ain’t no party like an enderman party

[@torondin]

I wonder if you could beat Minecraft as one of those Discord "Kittens" from the Discord Mod video? Though I also wonder what could possibly be more rotundly disgusting than a Discord Mod...

[@PortalBreaker]

4chan mod? Omegle Mod?

[@sleprvrru6y-lin-92]

KZbin content farmer. idk

[@AzureRT456]

Imagine one of the cons being any mob who spots you immediately immobilizes you because you become attached and submissive to them

[@eyeofapollyon6739]

@@PortalBreaker 4chan has mods?

[@josephedmond3723]

Tipster

[@3141minecraft]

If someone is going to try this challenge without cheating, I am going to give them a tip: Don't waste your time trying to get armor, you are going to die in 1 hit anyway.

[@zowezowan9778]

Loved the video!! 😊 To kill the blazes when you are small: first find a desert temple and loot the TNTs under the plate. Next craft an igniter, you can get a redstone block by trading redstone with a Cleric that ignites TNT. When next to Blaze spawner make yourself a safe spot with Obsidian/Crying Obsifian you got from Piglins. Protect the spawner too. Place TNT and when there are enogh Blazes around it ignites it with redstone block. Fire charge is the ideal igniter because it goes on straight line when shooted. It will kill the blazes and drop the rods as TNT acts like a sword when ignited by the player.

[@DrUnfunny]

I can't wait to see man made horrors beyond my compression once again!

[@commenter4368]

2:34 Oh no, actually spiders don’t usually attack right away. Some do, a lot of them don’t. That’s just normal spider behavior, not caused by you being tiny or anything

[@celloj3703]

Bro Pokémon White was my first ever Pokémon game. So glad you’re using the soundtrack, it’s banger

[@TM0TP]

i remember combining two mods the ant man mod and the gulliver reborn, and i could turn so small that a single pixel was like a whole biome maybe i should make a video about it.

[@biggusdickus8992]

That definitely sounds cool

[@laprueba6521]

do it

[@joevaghn457]

ROFL wtf was that intro 😂😂💀👌 Grade A bro

[@matteoshulze5761]

Beat Minecraft as a pope.

[@Purple-Hayes]

you don't get "free the end" if the dragon dies from bed blasts. Thats why, if you ever watch speedrunners that do AA like Feinberg, you'll see them use beds but ultimately kill the dragon with an axe or sword. Hope this helps :)

[@Infs_Zz]

Bro got locked up in the jar with “milk”

[@BoorynReftlar]

Alternate title: Can a Minish beat Minecraft.

[@ElleTGC]

Most speedrunners don't get the "Free the End" achievement when doing the bed strat because [Intentional Game Design] isn't counted as the player.

[@daimon6275]

God tier music choice

[@TobyOliverHenryFan]

10:39 Achievements give you levels?! What!

[@badateverything2931]

ikr i didnt know that either

[@whothefrickareyou8106]

6:35 2 villagers ffing in hell notice a small man staring at them but they continued.

[@lutherloser5122]

6:51 i got an ad that immediately said “oh is that what your rocking?” Gave me a chuckle

[@kasenrin3]

The Pokemon BW music gives me life

[@xenoshadow7575]

What it's like to be under 5'5 🗿

[@WildGardevoir]

Yeah but never mess with someone who are on the level of your balls

[@myarmsrgone]

Can confirm

[@operator8014]

Bro, I'm 5'9" and it's STILL like this most of the time. The entire mens work clothing industry is built for NBA players.

[@danikisikan9821]

This Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap remake looks weird ngl

[@homosapien7316]

I see this right after replaying minish cap

[@girlysoap9031]

6:50 this the funniest thing ive heard in any youtube video

[@bloxthis08bloxthis08]

As long as you are not doing zero or negative damage And not moving at zero Micro-Meters per Second It is a theoretically possible to beat the game This exact formula applies to. don't starve. terraria. Any other game impossible existence

[@IceWolfTO]

6:52 that genuine took me by surprise, hilarious

[@k4zj]

1:35 LMAO☠️

[@lazynapper3528]

The pokemon music was a nice touch

[@petersmythe6462]

I feel like realistically, the pendulum period equation suggests that you should be able to passively swing your legs in sqrt(1/10) of the time. So your movement speed should really be scaled at 31.6% of normal instead of 10%.

[@borger8045]

I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID ALL THAT FROM INSIDE THE J A R

[@maskyboy2653]

You can get out of the water by going under the water, sprintswimming upwards just enough to gain upward momentum, and then… possibly reach the top.

[@Skylanders_Fun_Facts]

It would be interesting to see a play through like this with the chisel and bits mod

[@SevenMoth]

Another banger from truck load diet Ɛ>

[@foolofdaggers7555]

wait why does

[@SidenkoE51]

i like the fact that you call ender dragon a 'her' cuz she's drops an egg when killed

[@LilacMonarch]

ender dragon is canonically female, named Jean

[@FoxSlyme]

I like how at 14:17 the fox was going towards the leather but then went "nah sleep time"

[@foxboiunknown320]

Did bro just threaten that villager with an ant man/nikocado combo finisher???

[@son-of-1810]

Found your videos thanks to that Reddit moderator mod, loving your stuff. Plus your sense of humor is casual (not sure what to call it, but as like it). The bits of dark humor sprinkled about are great too. Hope you continue to make more videos

[@VeryRGOTI]

Hammerspace person, held items are smol but when dropped they are back to normal size?!

[@Fasteroid]

This would have been even cooler if all blocks you placed had also been 1/10th scale

[@Aunuch_]

So nostalgic to hear Pokémon black & white music!

[@Daconfusedthink]

Bro's need a friend, a whole group of friends would be so much fun

[@s1lentst0rm15]

With a bit of luck, you should still be able to get blaze rods with the help of potions. The brewing stand can spawn in villages, blaze powder can spawn in certain chests, and ingredients can be farmed. I would recommend splash potions of poison to weaken the blazes, then a potion of invisibility to go in and finish them off.

[@douglasthegolden]

“Oh no, a Reddit mod, don’t put me in the jar!” IM CRYING😭😭

[@Jigrup]

Your third person looks like someones first person crouching and looking at the ground

[@Sabagegah]

Maybe an army of Snow Golems and a splash potion of Fire Resistance would help with Blazes. They attack Blazes automatically.

[@LilacMonarch]

they have the same issue as the iron golem though, the blaze won't drop a rod if you don't hit it yourself

[@Sabagegah]

@@LilacMonarchoh yeah oops lmao

[@sparky6757]

With a few changes I think this could be a really fun mod If jump height was increased just enough to be able to get out of water, and movement speed was something like doubled, that could be tolerable.

[@memelord1480]

This feels like those maps that take small structures and make them MASSIVE

[@maxim忍]

0:06 wdym dont put me in *THAT* jar??😳

[@tomoyukisaito5275]

I was watching this and I'm not sure if it was mentioned yet in the comments but there's actually a little known trick that stems from the only real way of carrying "water" into the nether. Bottles of water Or more specifically Splash bottles of water that when thrown Effects a aoe of point of impact and four blocks out. Taking out any flames putting you out of fire AND doing 1 point of damage to Enderman and blazes You could try the wolf or Golem method again (making sure you do at least 1 hp of damage so that a item can be dropped) by sending them in and tossing in several water pots Or making a dispenser. Filling it with some pots and have it shoot out the pots for you either from the ceiling down to them or where you where to just hopefully air them to death You could even try closing up as much of the Spawn area as possible so they only spawn in a specific area that you have set up with said potion or even arrow trap

[@Porridge_bland]

can you beat minecraft while high on crystal meth?

[@tastycake413]

You should've made the wolves rideable, since you're that small

[@Greatcelestialkaligo]

Fun fact blaze have a melee attack, it doesn't set you on fire! Edit: happy you knew this.

[@andyv2209]

I feel like you should have some more advantages like the no fall damage one. Like, climbing flowers or grass, being a lil quicker, having to eat much less, idk.

[@williamgranger8546]

The upside of an extremely smol person is you can fit through a 1x1 hole

[@angeldude101]

Now _this_ is my kind of playthrough! Those tall folk really don't know how good they have it. 20cm is pretty close to the perfect size if you ask me. I wonder how the travel aspect would change if you had an Elytra. (Sadly the elytra only has 2 wings. It'd need 4 for the full effect in this kind of run.)

[@CelticVampireQueen]

I've gotten to the nether as a Minecraft giantess but it was super hard. I also added mods to make it so that I need more food to survive just to make it harder and more realistic.

[@klayman2]

fun thing, you can still go into 1x1 tunnels at full size using a trapdoor to push you into a prone animation. I built a home under my friends base using it

[@defeatSpace]

These LP-worlds must be so weird out of context.

[@NecoU_U]

Can you beat minecraft begin a giant? Positves: 2x Range 2x damage 2x hp 2x mine speed Negative: Be 8 blocks tall 4x hunger No Armor 4x fall damage

[@BarbequeGriller]

4x hunger sounds like a buff

[@guy-yj5dg]

15:05 One idea is to use a dispenser to shoot arrows instead of the bow.

[@UdderlyEvelyn]

Could have made the blaze room smol and put hoppers under em